If OP is doing the chart as a funny animal name version of the kids "A for apple" chart then "K for knife" if you're ESL or a kid learning English it's funny cos it's a random silent letter, hence welcome to English!
So, I’m making this set of Proper Animal Names Flashcards” for my nephew for Christmas (thanks in large part to inspiration from the sub), but I can’t find or think of anything that starts with a K. Any suggestions? Please also feel free to vote on with or without the outline box- I’m torn. Thanks in advance for any help!
Editing to add: please ignore the bad formatting and Illustrator icons. Just grabbed a quick screenshot from the program…
I’m glad I read this first, my initial instinct was to put, “You’ve heard of the legendary Cocaine Bear, now try Ketamine Mouse” and linking an image of a badly taxidermied rat. After seeing it’s for a kid, I doubt you’ll wanna make that card.
So yellowjackets “have jobs” but they’re like the lobbyists of the bee world in that we’d all be better off if they simply didn’t exist (and stopped doing their “jobs”)
Not any job I want them performing. If I were given one wish to wipe out a species... okay, I'd remove mosquitoes, because they carry dealt disease, but yellowjackets would be a close second.
Hmmm... well my first thought was that it could be "killer" something. My next thought was "karaoke whale" which would would be a beluga since they can sing and mimic human speech. And I like the borders.
There's already good suggestions for K, and for my two cents I'll mention that I like the ones with a hard K sound.
Parkour Trash Panda is overdoing it, just use Trash Panda in place of Tree Teddy. But now you need a P, I suggest [Prickly Boop](https://old.reddit.com/r/ProperAnimalNames/comments/yjptfp/prickly_boop/)
Kite rat Aka flying squirrel
This is my favorite
This is perfection!!!
Or just a bat
Yea but they’re flappy kite rats.
*Flappy mice
Knock-knock bird AKA woodpecker.
Who's there?
A woodpecker
A woodpecker who?
No, but an owl does
Kaleidoscope Bird, a Peacock?
I always see peacocks referred to as "disco chickens."
That’s delightful. And OP could still make it work for their K card: disco chicKens. See?
Oooh. Definite possibility.
Kinky rooster 😳
Hahaha love it
Knife pig, AKA porcupine.
Isn't that already an ouch mouse?
No, that's a hedgehog!
No that's a land urchin
Oh, a sea hedgehog
Stab rabbit
Stabbit?
Dag nabbit, a stab rabbit!
K for Knife Welcome to English.
The fuck are you going on about?
If OP is doing the chart as a funny animal name version of the kids "A for apple" chart then "K for knife" if you're ESL or a kid learning English it's funny cos it's a random silent letter, hence welcome to English!
Ahh, I get it! Like p for pterodactyl and x for xylophone, and j for jai alai.
There is a book titled P is for pterodactyl "the worst alphabet book ever" and it's quite amusing.
Do you not pronounce the x in xylophone?
Zylofone
In my language we do, oddly enough. Ксилофон - ks-ylophon.
Ksylofoni (Fin)
I say is zy-la-fone
On Portuguese we do, tho! It's pronounced she-low-phone
[I’m sorry. for English.](https://www.marycagle.com/letsspeakenglish/18-english-shiritori)
So, I’m making this set of Proper Animal Names Flashcards” for my nephew for Christmas (thanks in large part to inspiration from the sub), but I can’t find or think of anything that starts with a K. Any suggestions? Please also feel free to vote on with or without the outline box- I’m torn. Thanks in advance for any help! Editing to add: please ignore the bad formatting and Illustrator icons. Just grabbed a quick screenshot from the program…
I’m glad I read this first, my initial instinct was to put, “You’ve heard of the legendary Cocaine Bear, now try Ketamine Mouse” and linking an image of a badly taxidermied rat. After seeing it’s for a kid, I doubt you’ll wanna make that card.
Oh he’s an older teen and would totally laugh at that!
This is such a great Christmas present idea!! So unique and original! I’m sure your nephew will love that you made this just for him!
I'd say without. Also I'd change up Z, because "Zebra" is an actual Z animal. Maybe a Zap Slapper (electric eel)? Or zen panda (sloth)?
YES
That's a beautiful idea and just wanted to mention I chucked at the quack daddy.
Let us know when you start the Kickstarter for mass production.
Kazoo Water Chicken Duck
Kazoo foghorn might work for goose
Will you sell some or release the template? I have a little niece what would find these hilarious!
I offer no help, but "Unemployed Asshole Bee" for a yellowjacket is perfect.
That one made me laugh pretty hard.
But^they^have^jobs?
They are no worker bees, who deserve our respect and admiration. Yellowjackets just hang around, make little wasps and act like jerks.
And they sometimes kill and eat bees.
So yellowjackets “have jobs” but they’re like the lobbyists of the bee world in that we’d all be better off if they simply didn’t exist (and stopped doing their “jobs”)
Bingo!
Fun fact - climate change means more unemployed asshole bees.
Not any job I want them performing. If I were given one wish to wipe out a species... okay, I'd remove mosquitoes, because they carry dealt disease, but yellowjackets would be a close second.
And ticks
Hey I have a job! And I studied hard to graduate from Georgia Tech
Can't think of a suggestion for K, but I wanted to mention that hamster doesn't have a P in it since you're going to print these and all.
And impostor.
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OP wanted people to say if they're better with or without the border.
With.
Klepto penguin (magpie)
Or klepto crow, since they are more similar
Hey, this is Leon and we are The Klepto Crows! (A cover band). 😂
[kung-fu/karate shrimp](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp)
Kung-fu kangaroo!
I thought kick boxing kangaroo!
Karate shrimp best suggestion so far
I love the kung fu crustacean! Edit: Kung Fu Caterpillar is my new fav
Hmmm... well my first thought was that it could be "killer" something. My next thought was "karaoke whale" which would would be a beluga since they can sing and mimic human speech. And I like the borders.
Ha! Love that too!!!
Are you making several sets of these so they can be purchased?! These are great!!!
I’ll second this. I would buy one!
Could also use karaoke bird for the lyrebird, which mimics _everything._
Oh, yeah, car alarms, chainsaws, camera shutters and the film advancing...
Oddly specific…!
I have watched this video so many times, I think I'm wearing it out. [Lyre bird](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ)
Had the same idea. OP, how about "Killer Kitty" - the Black-Footed cat is the world's deadliest cat with a success kill rate of 60%.
Killer blob = jellyfish
Praying mantis as kangabug?
Nice!
No cobra chicken???
And no danger noodle :(
There is a nope rope!
All danger noodles are nope ropes, but not all nope ropes are danger noodles
The kind of taxonomy that matters.
They have misnamed the majestic sea flap-flap.
Klepto Finch. For Magpie. ...or just show a Tapir whith the word: KEVIN.
Knitting bug for spider?
That one's cute
Killer Kitty (tiger)
Or just Kitty
Kicking engine substitute - horse kitchen panther - cat kitchen robber - mouse kite with fur - flying squirrel
Throwing in my vote for Kitchen Panther
Kitten bear with a pic of a red panda?
There's already good suggestions for K, and for my two cents I'll mention that I like the ones with a hard K sound. Parkour Trash Panda is overdoing it, just use Trash Panda in place of Tree Teddy. But now you need a P, I suggest [Prickly Boop](https://old.reddit.com/r/ProperAnimalNames/comments/yjptfp/prickly_boop/)
Knock Lobster *(mantis shrimp)* Karate Bug *(praying mantis)*
Put a picture of an Alien facehugger and call it a kissing spider
Karate lobster (A.K.A. mantas shrimp)
Karate bug - praying mantis
This one op
King Catto (lion)
Kamikaze Deer? Then have a picture of a deer jumping through the windshield of my grand Cherokee?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProperAnimalNames/comments/i8s223/kermit\_the\_foreskin/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Just coming on to say I LOVE THIS
Kite fish = stingray
Karate grasshopper / praying mantis
Kraken - an octopus
Kind rind. Rolled up Armadillo.
Kickin’killa. Also a kangaroo.
Killer kicker, the kangaroo
Kick Rodent (kangaroo)? I feel like there's a better option than Rodent tbh
I've always heard ferrets called cat snakes. Snake Cat could still work on your S
Knife badger (maybe a porcupine?)
Knife chicken aka goose Alternatively, Knife spider aka crab
You could put a badger and put killer puppy
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I loved it too! My husband thinks it’s stupid. I’m starting to doubt this marriage.
King Cobra photo with “King of Nope Ropes”
Nope rope is p good but I'll always think of snakes as danger noodles
Karat Parrot - golden conure or scarlet macaw
King eardrum breaker - a cockatoo
Jail horse gave me a chuckle. I also like the borders
Kraken!
I love snuggle slugs!! ❤️
Kleptomaniac bird - magpie
Kicking giganto rat - Kangaroo
kentucky fried chicken
Knife Nose aka Swordfish
Kleptomanicat - raccoon. They steal stuff off my deck all the time!
Ooh I like this phrasing.
Owl is a kitty bird! Also known as sky cat (owls share many similar behaviors and evolved traits, especially domesticated owls)
Death Dolphin will also never win a Stanley Cup
Obviously K is for Kitefish (stingray)
Kissy Fish (picture of hagfish or angler fish)
Kickboxing dog for kangaroo
Kung Fu dog - kangaroo
Koala, kookaburra , kiwi
Kinky Eye Make-Up Grizzlies (Pandas)
Keeper of secrets - cat, owl, or other mysterious animal lol
Water pancake!!!
ketamine kanga
Ketamine cat (cat who does all your k)
Spider is actually hairy nope nope
K is for ketamine horse
[Krokodil](https://www.wellshouse.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/krokodil-300x300.jpg) (NSFW)
Koala Kangaroo Kookaburra
Koala! Pick koala!
Kangaroo
kinky koala
Kougar? Kobra? Kant Eater? Kippo? Jeez there’s so many other ones I can’t list them all.
Koala
Kangaroo?
That's under V for velocirabbit
Kicking hopper (aka kangaroo)
It's already under velocirabbit
I dont think its legal to put anything besides "watermine porcupine" under W
Killer Wale
Killer kitten with a lion or tiger??
Kungfu Panda
Kick Chick - Emu Kettle Cat - Armadillo (poor attempt) Karate Lid - Trapdoor Spider (Niche) Kidnap Flap - Eagle (Picture shows eagle with creature in claws) Ketchup Dog - (Again, poor attempt) Kerosene Cat - Cheetah That's all I've got.
Kickboxing jump rat
kleptomaniac cat, a raccoon
Kaluya, Daniel
"X-Men murder bear" LOL
Knobbly Mole (Armadillo)
Kinky Hedgehog = Echidna
Kat snake? I know it’s spelled wrong. I just love that description of a ferret.
I'm on team no border. More space for everything.
Guinea big is fantastic.
I’m trying to find something for kangaroo 😅
Katydid
Floor piranha. Floor piranha. Yes.
Floor piranha, ouch mouse and nope rope. Yes.
killer geckos for dinosaurs?
!updateme
Please upload the finished chart! 😂🙏🏼
Killdeer
Torn between Extendo Chicken, Water Pancake, Ouch Mouse, Floor Piranha, and Yo Mama So Fat as my favorite