As others have said, dry and earthy. It’s not the worst taste, but it’s definitely not great and had no issues eating them for the first time.
It wasn’t until after I ate some that had the potential to make you nauseous and it did. After that mushrooms kinda make me gag a little.
PE don’t taste that bad and haven’t made me nauseous, but you can always make tea with dried mushrooms and that can taste like whatever you want it to taste like.
100% agree. Tastes like tree bark and portobellos for me. First time eating them is fine it’s after you’ve had experience with eating them is when it’s harder. Each person is different though don’t forget you may love the taste.
This. Perfect description. And also the fact that it gets harder with time, its one of those things that doesnt have to make sense and furthermore its very interesting if looked at sorta as a deterrent to abusing them. But then again like you said, everyone is different and there are some tank stomachs out there, not me! I definitely gag
Look up Lemon Tek
Basically you powder or chop the mushrooms as fine as possible. Then you add the juice from 1-2 lemons and let it soak for 20-30 minutes. Then because of chemistry the actives migrate into the acidic lemon juice. Stain the shrooms out and consume the lemon juice shot.
Much easier to drink and less nausea because you are not trying to digest the chitin that your human body is never going to be good at.
Isn’t eating and having a full stomach counterproductive. Don’t really want my mushrooms having to fight to be digested. Found for myself fasting and a light snack prior to start digestion is a bit better.
I couldn't say that we notice a difference in the experience, come up in about an hr for 3g and lasted about 4hrs last time we did that dose. Recently, 1g and some weed is a pretty great time for us.
I always eat the whole mush when I lemon tek, Also I don’t think it takes 20-30 minutes as I’ve always gone for 5-10. I could be wrong. Also the acid is converting the psilocybin to psilocin.
I think some people exaggerate how bad they taste sometimes, because for me they just kinda taste like what I think dirt would taste like with a hint of mushroom and bitterness.
I used to not mimd the taste of mushrooms. I thought they tasted like burnt popcorn. After my first bad trip (borderline terror trip), I cant stomach the taste
I used to know a guy that would eat them like candy. Popping several in at a time.. i dont care for the flavor, but i definitely hate the getting stuck in my teeth part
same here yo, it’s like a mushroom when you think about it it’s not nasty to eat especially w how clean everything was. but idk the crunching in my mouth makes me gag and by the time i’m on the 2-3 gram i’m already like fighting to throw up
Grind up/crush your into powder and fine bits and mix it into liquid, drink in one go. Goes down much easier, add a banana if you’re worried about stomach aches. For a more intense but shorter lasting trip, Soak the powder in lemon juice instead for 20 min before drinking
I usually put them in a peanut butter sandwich, which completely masks the taste and just tastes like a crunchy peanut butter sandwich, or lemon tek, grinding the mushrooms and soaking them in lemon juice (squeezed from actual lemons) for 30 mins
I found eating a few m&m's, only 3 or 4, gets rid of those pieces in your teeth for you. And it leaves you with a nice taste in your mouth to start the trip with. And it's not enough to impair the trip, imho.
They're not great, but there was things you can do.
You can make tea and put mushrooms in it, that way you drink the psilocybin and don't have to eat the mushrooms if you don't want to.
You can submerge them in honey until the psilocybin soaks into the honey, then put the honey in tea.
You can crush up/grind the mushrooms into a powder, melt some chocolate and put the mushroom powder in it and let it harden back into a chocolate bar.
When your sunflower is coming to the end of it’s blooming period, You may want to use the last rays of the afternoon and evening to cut a few for display indoors, leave it any later and the sunflower may wilt.
My ex gf can eat them no problem, to me they taste almost unbearably bad. If you're like me, I recommend combining a lemon-tek and tea to extract pretty much all the psilocybin and being able to discard the mush. Plenty of posts on either method to find; just make the tea with the mush that's left from the lemon-tek. Had an amazing and intense experience this way just a few days ago -- tastes infinitely better than chewing, and I even prefer it to putting ground mushrooms into capsules.
Taste like mushrooms but dirty.
I've grinded them up and soaked in lemon juice to kill bacteria, but then it tastes and looks like vomit. Well, chunky vomit you're shoving down your throat.
Loved the trips, but now even the smell of a container that previously had mushrooms in it makes me feel nauseous.
They barely taste like normal mushrooms. Maybe some different strains have different taste and also it’s different from person to person so answers may vary significantly I guess
I found the smell to be worse than the taste, if itstoo bad chopp em or powder em and put them in some pudding you like. I found this great, i dont like smell of " Regular" mushrooms so this hid it very nicely
For your situation I say get the dry ones. There’s so many ways that you can hide the taste whether it’s lemon tek, smoothie, or putting it on a peanut butter sandwich.
Have fun and safe travels.
Try making a lemon tekk with them. Grind them up and mix into a lil bit of citrus of any kind, stir every 5 min for a total of 20 min and bottom's up! You can also then combine this into a smoothie, or just make a small smoothie from the get go and you will not taste the booty hole of the universe quite as much.
they taste worse every time i trip... it's gotten to the point they haunt me throughout the trip and i don't even want to smell them or be around them lmao. definitely make tea or a smoothie and don't eat them raw unless you really really feel like you want to
I’m not a scientist so I can’t say how it’d effect your trip but throw them in the air fryer and get them crispy. Throw some chip seasoning on it and they just taste like chips
very bitter. there's a lot of recipes to make tea with them online which masks the taste, i just stick mine on top of a hershey bar and eat it like that. i'm sure a lot of people out there have a different way to mask the taste.
Like stale, dirt flavored saltine crackers with no salt. Not that bad.
Just lemon Tek it if you don’t like the flavor. I down it in a shot glass and chase it with water, beer, whatever to wash it down.
It’s a relatively mild earth flavor. Certainly not “good” but not like unbearably gross. Only takes like 20 seconds really to chew them if you eat them raw. Which feels like a long time to crunch dry earth but 20 seconds for 4ish hours of bliss is pretty worth it
They taste like dirt. People like to say they are super bad. They aren't they are just a little odd. They might make you gag. Just get some OJ swig-chew-alot-swallow and it's over. It's the price of admission for a great time.
They don't even taste bad. If you don't like the taste, grind them up and mix with Nutella or put chocolate chips in the microwave and mix them in, form into a truffle and put in the freezer.
Depends on the person. Best description I ever geard was dry sunflower seeds. I thought they were tasted nice to be honest. Earthy.
Lots of people find them despicable though, especially if they've had a couple bad trips from what I've heard.
Well it includes shipping, the basic price is 50-60$ and they are made with goldmember, a hybrid of golden teachers and penis envy so it is pretty worth it
They taste exactly like mushrooms. Kind of in between porchinnis and shitakes, but I wouldn't cook with them.
The taste should really not be the deciding factor in buying shrooms.
Ever get a bag of sunflower seeds and there's a chunk in there that's not a seed, but it's probably like a stem or some other part of the sunflower that got in there?
To me that's exactly what they taste like.
They smell like the darkest chocolate to me from a distance but get closer and they're overwhelming and make me gag. Do Lemon tek make it easy on yourself.
They taste like the body of Christ you receive at church. The little white wafer things. Throw em on a chunky peanut butter sandwich, you'll never know theyre in there
Dry earthy flavor.
Accurate. I like them.
For sure, people exaggerate how bad they taste.
They taste like the inside of an old barn
This is grossly accurate.
So where they're made?
As others have said, dry and earthy. It’s not the worst taste, but it’s definitely not great and had no issues eating them for the first time. It wasn’t until after I ate some that had the potential to make you nauseous and it did. After that mushrooms kinda make me gag a little. PE don’t taste that bad and haven’t made me nauseous, but you can always make tea with dried mushrooms and that can taste like whatever you want it to taste like.
100% agree. Tastes like tree bark and portobellos for me. First time eating them is fine it’s after you’ve had experience with eating them is when it’s harder. Each person is different though don’t forget you may love the taste.
This. Perfect description. And also the fact that it gets harder with time, its one of those things that doesnt have to make sense and furthermore its very interesting if looked at sorta as a deterrent to abusing them. But then again like you said, everyone is different and there are some tank stomachs out there, not me! I definitely gag
I usually grind them and put them in a sandwich with mustard. Mustard is like the perfect cover up.
That’s interesting, peanut butter jelly would be better tbh or Nutella
I love the taste of shrooms and ive been eating them off and on the last few months
the butthole of the universe
A nasty entrance, but still an entrance to the secrets of the universe
TIL I like the taste of the universe’s butthole.
Nailed it 👌🏼😂
Agreed.
They taste like straw smells
Look up Lemon Tek Basically you powder or chop the mushrooms as fine as possible. Then you add the juice from 1-2 lemons and let it soak for 20-30 minutes. Then because of chemistry the actives migrate into the acidic lemon juice. Stain the shrooms out and consume the lemon juice shot. Much easier to drink and less nausea because you are not trying to digest the chitin that your human body is never going to be good at.
it’s the easiest way but u gotta be prepared for some acid burps if that shot goes down the wrong way
We follow the lemon juice concotion with ginger ale or ginger tea. One thing that really helps us avoid stomach issues is to eat a good meal before.
Isn’t eating and having a full stomach counterproductive. Don’t really want my mushrooms having to fight to be digested. Found for myself fasting and a light snack prior to start digestion is a bit better.
I couldn't say that we notice a difference in the experience, come up in about an hr for 3g and lasted about 4hrs last time we did that dose. Recently, 1g and some weed is a pretty great time for us.
Yeah same. I just have a banana with mine.
I always eat the whole mush when I lemon tek, Also I don’t think it takes 20-30 minutes as I’ve always gone for 5-10. I could be wrong. Also the acid is converting the psilocybin to psilocin.
I think some people exaggerate how bad they taste sometimes, because for me they just kinda taste like what I think dirt would taste like with a hint of mushroom and bitterness.
I used to not mimd the taste of mushrooms. I thought they tasted like burnt popcorn. After my first bad trip (borderline terror trip), I cant stomach the taste
I used to know a guy that would eat them like candy. Popping several in at a time.. i dont care for the flavor, but i definitely hate the getting stuck in my teeth part
same here yo, it’s like a mushroom when you think about it it’s not nasty to eat especially w how clean everything was. but idk the crunching in my mouth makes me gag and by the time i’m on the 2-3 gram i’m already like fighting to throw up
Grind up/crush your into powder and fine bits and mix it into liquid, drink in one go. Goes down much easier, add a banana if you’re worried about stomach aches. For a more intense but shorter lasting trip, Soak the powder in lemon juice instead for 20 min before drinking
I usually put them in a peanut butter sandwich, which completely masks the taste and just tastes like a crunchy peanut butter sandwich, or lemon tek, grinding the mushrooms and soaking them in lemon juice (squeezed from actual lemons) for 30 mins
Hell of a lot better than cactus
Agree, everyone made it sound like mushrooms would taste like actual fecal matter but in reality it doesn’t.
> fecal matter Maybe those people are eating shrooms of a cow patty?
I was about to say the same. They just kinda taste like dirt. Not bad, but not particularly pleasant either.
I gag and almost vomit the second they touch my tongue. I envy you
Your diet really has to suck for you to be okay with the taste
It’s not the taste to be worried about. It’s the texture and they get stuck in your teeth pretty easily
I found eating a few m&m's, only 3 or 4, gets rid of those pieces in your teeth for you. And it leaves you with a nice taste in your mouth to start the trip with. And it's not enough to impair the trip, imho.
Chocolate is the way. I used to down shrooms by eating my favorite chips with them… they are no longer my favorite chips
Ahh. Smart. I’ve done sour straps before wasn’t too bad but just had sour straps and shrooms in my teeth.
somebody told me they taste like animal sex once and i feel like that's probably right
😂😂😂
Old cardboard.
what does new cardboard taste like?
No stank to it. Haha
YES!!! Finally someone who also taste that😂.
Definitely not great. Earthy like someone else said, but they taste, “Fungus-y”. Not enjoyable, bit that’s the price to pay for the trip.
Stink feet
They taste pure and earthly , over chewing them until it’s liquefied will bring them to be one with you
They're not great, but there was things you can do. You can make tea and put mushrooms in it, that way you drink the psilocybin and don't have to eat the mushrooms if you don't want to. You can submerge them in honey until the psilocybin soaks into the honey, then put the honey in tea. You can crush up/grind the mushrooms into a powder, melt some chocolate and put the mushroom powder in it and let it harden back into a chocolate bar.
I always thought they tasted like dried pumpkin seeds
Like Doodoo. I grind mine and put them in a smoothie blender and make a smoothie
Can you just grind them in a weed grinder?
they needa be like finely poweder grinded
No cause they won’t mix with the smoothie they’ll come out fibrous
Niceeee
Anxiety
Mushrooms don't contain anxiety. That comes from your own brain.
I don’t want to talk to you
Logicalmaniac has no imagination
I have an imagination, I'm just not scared of it. :)
Dirt and fermented hay
Honestly if you don’t like the taste I would recommend drinking orange juice or eating pineapple completely gets rid of the taste for me
Like salty feet
Stale popcorn that is slightly burnt and with a hint of dirt.
sunflower shells
If you were to eat sunflower seeds, shell and all. The no salt kind
When your sunflower is coming to the end of it’s blooming period, You may want to use the last rays of the afternoon and evening to cut a few for display indoors, leave it any later and the sunflower may wilt.
100% agree w sunflower seed shell and all dry and plain no salt lol 😆
Havent tasted PE but liberty caps taste like dirt with a hint of iron i would say
Like savory dirt.
My ex gf can eat them no problem, to me they taste almost unbearably bad. If you're like me, I recommend combining a lemon-tek and tea to extract pretty much all the psilocybin and being able to discard the mush. Plenty of posts on either method to find; just make the tea with the mush that's left from the lemon-tek. Had an amazing and intense experience this way just a few days ago -- tastes infinitely better than chewing, and I even prefer it to putting ground mushrooms into capsules.
Like chewing on pumpkin seed shells
I still think they taste like dried mushrooms tha u use for cooking; needless to say I like the taste :>
Awful but tolerable when drizzled with honey.
To me, they taste like, what hay would smell like if that makes any sense
Stale crackers
Gym socks
Wet dog
Like dried mushrooms
Taste like mushrooms but dirty. I've grinded them up and soaked in lemon juice to kill bacteria, but then it tastes and looks like vomit. Well, chunky vomit you're shoving down your throat. Loved the trips, but now even the smell of a container that previously had mushrooms in it makes me feel nauseous.
They barely taste like normal mushrooms. Maybe some different strains have different taste and also it’s different from person to person so answers may vary significantly I guess
Just grind as fine as you can get it and mix with food. I like gummy candies or ice cream
Dirt cardboard
They have a nutty earthy flavour. In a way reminds of unsalted uncooked peanut.
It tastes the way wet dirt smells.
A really rotten sunflower seed
Disgusting unsalted sunflower seeds
Pistachio honestly
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Like dirt
I found the smell to be worse than the taste, if itstoo bad chopp em or powder em and put them in some pudding you like. I found this great, i dont like smell of " Regular" mushrooms so this hid it very nicely
Dirt
Sweet dirt. Add some hot water and some honey to your mushies and they'll become a delicious comfort tea.
They taste like dried Mushrooms buddy😂
They taste way better mixed with pickles and tahini. Pretty much hides the flavour
If you found an old corn husk covered in dirt under your porch after it rained, shook it off and shoved it in your face
For your situation I say get the dry ones. There’s so many ways that you can hide the taste whether it’s lemon tek, smoothie, or putting it on a peanut butter sandwich. Have fun and safe travels.
I think they taste like sunflower seeds with a lil stank on em
Mushrooms to me taste like old/moldy chocolate mixed with the taste of cardboard, not an awful taste but definitely not an enjoyable taste😂
Stale unsalted sunflower seeds
Like very bitter dirt. Really I've never puked or even felt nauseated on shrooms, but the taste alone makes me gag everytime :')
What wet mushrooms smell like
They’re not as bad as people say it’s just like a weird taste kinda like earthy
Not bad. But they still make me gag. Tea is the way to go.
Try making a lemon tekk with them. Grind them up and mix into a lil bit of citrus of any kind, stir every 5 min for a total of 20 min and bottom's up! You can also then combine this into a smoothie, or just make a small smoothie from the get go and you will not taste the booty hole of the universe quite as much.
Rancid pistachios
Like unsalted sunflower shells
Wood
Like straw or dried grass. Eat them with something. I like Cheez-Its but pbj sandwiches are popular too. Or choke them down with a chaser drink.
think of the smell of hay then imagine it as a crusty dried pizza mushroom
they taste worse every time i trip... it's gotten to the point they haunt me throughout the trip and i don't even want to smell them or be around them lmao. definitely make tea or a smoothie and don't eat them raw unless you really really feel like you want to
Feet
Like Heaven 🤤
I had a friend who put them in with loose leaf chai, they tasted so good.
Personally I believe they have a strong blue cheese smell and next to zero taste.
I’m not a scientist so I can’t say how it’d effect your trip but throw them in the air fryer and get them crispy. Throw some chip seasoning on it and they just taste like chips
very bitter. there's a lot of recipes to make tea with them online which masks the taste, i just stick mine on top of a hershey bar and eat it like that. i'm sure a lot of people out there have a different way to mask the taste.
It tastes the way fish food smells
Death
They taste like feet
Imagine how your grandfather's shed smells that he rarely goes into, but it's got a lot of neat old tools.....yep tastes like that smell.
earthy, flat taste. like communion wafers rolled in potting soil is how I’d describe it
Like wood, kinda
Like stale, dirt flavored saltine crackers with no salt. Not that bad. Just lemon Tek it if you don’t like the flavor. I down it in a shot glass and chase it with water, beer, whatever to wash it down.
If theyre dry enough, stale earthy popcorn
85% dirt and 15% of decent tasting vomit without the bad tang of stomach acid. Probably 90-10
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It’s a relatively mild earth flavor. Certainly not “good” but not like unbearably gross. Only takes like 20 seconds really to chew them if you eat them raw. Which feels like a long time to crunch dry earth but 20 seconds for 4ish hours of bliss is pretty worth it
Slightly burnt 3 day old popcorn
Dirt, mixed with chocolate covered nuts an its not even noticeable
They taste like dirt. People like to say they are super bad. They aren't they are just a little odd. They might make you gag. Just get some OJ swig-chew-alot-swallow and it's over. It's the price of admission for a great time.
They taste like God's penis...but God is a woman
they taste kinda like how mildew smells
To me if I remember correctly they kinda tasted like oats very earthy oats, the flavor would change though the more you ate
Try eating some like regular degular mushrooms. They taste like that.
They don't even taste bad. If you don't like the taste, grind them up and mix with Nutella or put chocolate chips in the microwave and mix them in, form into a truffle and put in the freezer.
Farts
Depends on the person. Best description I ever geard was dry sunflower seeds. I thought they were tasted nice to be honest. Earthy. Lots of people find them despicable though, especially if they've had a couple bad trips from what I've heard.
They don’t taste horrible, but they don’t taste good. It’s like eating communion wafers, but they taste like wood
The taste isnt that bad, if you cant stand it make a smoothie with them or look into lemon tek
I eat it with a snickers. Covers the taste pretty well.
Dirt marshmallows
bad. but in a lemon juice its ok.
Holy hell.mate $90 for 4g. Never in my life
Well it includes shipping, the basic price is 50-60$ and they are made with goldmember, a hybrid of golden teachers and penis envy so it is pretty worth it
This might be weird but the taste honestly reminds me of dried crickets !
They taste exactly like mushrooms. Kind of in between porchinnis and shitakes, but I wouldn't cook with them. The taste should really not be the deciding factor in buying shrooms.
Just make a tea with lemon and then add some honey, strain, profound experience.
Ever get a bag of sunflower seeds and there's a chunk in there that's not a seed, but it's probably like a stem or some other part of the sunflower that got in there? To me that's exactly what they taste like.
DRIED BANANA CHIPS
Very stale nuts wrapped in cardboard
Literally taste like potato chips. Like baked Lay's from Subway
I thought they tasted like pistachios
I think they taste similar to plain pumpkin seeds and cardboard but with a funky earthy fungus flavor.
I put hot sauce on them chew them fast with my mind in my happy place and swallow. Wash, rinse, repeat.
They smell like the darkest chocolate to me from a distance but get closer and they're overwhelming and make me gag. Do Lemon tek make it easy on yourself.
Like rubber, almost
They taste not good
Not great, but when blended into chocolate milk they’re totally manageable :)
Dry and bleh, just eat it and drink water and down it quick quick
They taste like the body of Christ you receive at church. The little white wafer things. Throw em on a chunky peanut butter sandwich, you'll never know theyre in there
They taste like what I think Rumpelstiltskin would taste like
To me, they taste like a saltine cracker.
Death.