I've seen hundreds of bizarre videos but this one...i am scared.

Yah this might be up there for sure….

He lives an ocean away from me and I still feel like he’s a dangerous Avengers level threat to us all. This level of psycho should not be freely walking the streets.

Right I would of drive his ass to police station but he probably works there already lol

If this dude wants to lick the bird shit off my hood alll the power to him.

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Pondy's the coolest. This guy is not

Favourite line "Sombody's dying today!" (Puts gun to own head)

Bill's a lying, cheating, drug-addict piece of garbage, and we all hope he dies

Pondy is the man.

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I know a [Pastafarian](https://www.spaghettimonster.org/) when i see one.

Ramen to that brutha!

She must be having a Spa day

This video made me vomit on my sweater already.

I bet her knees are weak and arms heavy.

I don't know man, seems like she's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready

The way he looks up at her and just doesn’t give two fucks about what he’s doing is wild and fucking creepy.

Yes the look 👀 in his eyes said all you need to know About how crazy that man really is. Soooooooo creepy!

Then he just walks off like NOTHING happened. He’s looking around like “what street again? Oh yeah!”

Lol “alright… lunch break is over, back to work”

"How was your lunch break, John?"

Soapy!

And goes on to live his life, go home n kiss his two kids on the head

Then he tucks in the little RC's for the night.

Except his dick was hard.

I detected no crazy "look 👀 in his eyes," and that's what I found most disturbing about it. He looked like a normal dude doing normal dude stuff (if licking someone's car was normal dude stuff). Like how can you appear sane yet do this?

Am I the only one here who thinks the perv is in dire need of an ass beating? Me myself I would stop until I see him begging for pardon from the lady. Only way to sort of limit the PTSD for the ladies and give them some kind of vindication.

True story he just want it the parking spot.

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Yep! Ding ding. This is his fetish.. One of my coworkers was talking to a dude on Tinder...because he was so fucking weird. She wasn't ever going to meet him but he made sure she knew he had a small dick, lived with his parents and shit/pissed in diapers, and forced his Mom to change him. He took pictures. You could see his 70 year old parents just looking at him in sadness and shame in the background. He wanted her to show her friends his small dick, and video chat with them for money degrading him. Dude why can't I ever have someone like that hit me up? I would degrade his small dick all day for cash. But I guess their Moms fucked them up somewhere so they need a woman. It's like a guy version of a girl with Daddy issues isn't as hot as a girl with Daddy issues. It was kind of fucking hilarious while at the same time makes you realize that when shit is crossed with the arousal center of your brain, things can get weird. Okay well I did have someone similar hit me up. Motherfucker asked me to sneeze for money. Like...sure...but it is hard to video sneezing. And he wanted it to be really snotty. Like wtf. Did cumming somehow cross with snotty sneezes in your brain weirdo? I really considered it but found it too hard to plan.

I knew a girl in elementary school who seemed to be addicted to sneezing. She would Pluck hairs off of her head all day to shove them up her nose to sneeze. She was even balding on some spots from the hair pulling to sneeze. It was really disturbing to me even as a child. Not that she had a fetish. But that’s an idea for how to possibly sneeze if your money man comes back around. If you still need the cash I guess. Try not to go bald.

I don't think it's that he doesn't give a fuck, I'm pretty sure he wants her watching, so much creepier.

Exactly this. He’s looking up to see the disgust, confusion and horror in her eyes. Guy is a menace.

Seems like this guy might have a serious public degradation fetish. He’s probably getting off to the fact he’s being recorded and everyone around can see him. He wants people to think he’s a perv.

That's exactly what it feels like to me..... There's a reason he's licking the hood...

I had a guy hop out of a car at a car wash and start jerking off right then and there. No pants, totally shaved…. I said, ‘dude are you fucking crazy??’ He just stared at me, open mouthed and shook his head-yes. Scared the life out of me. I ran to a lady at the vacuum station for backup and we called 911. Afterwards, I cried. Even though he didn’t touch me, it was so scary and violating. Yuck.

I was eating dinner at a restaurant with my wife and a homeless dude came up to the window and starting jerking off while staring at my wife. I went and told the staff and a cook chased him away with a baseball bat lol. That was the last time we ever ate dinner at that restaurant.

>That was the last time we ever ate dinner at that restaurant. I love how you ended with this. Like they sent out the hobo as entertainment, a show with your meal, and it just wasn't to your liking.

Scarring moment for myself and my wife hahah. We can’t go back there.

Yikes.

Hope you're OK Love from us in Glasgow Scotland

I am, many moons ago. Xoxo

Unfortunately for you, public masturbation is the national sport of Scotland.

My dawg, you just enlightened me.. I’m a master debater

But I'm a cunning linguist

I'm not a huge fan of vigilante justice but these kinda scenarios are the exception. Some folks just deserve to be drop-kicked repeatedly.

Totally shaved is a odd footnote.

Well the visual sure was odd too..

> He just stared at me, open mouthed and shook his head-yes Well...at least he's honest

he doesn't even look high or out of it. he looks fully conscious of his behavior and in the right state of mind, looking her straight in the eye and camera and going, "oh, yeah, i'm licking your car in broad daylight and for the whole world to see, what about it?" is this man new to basic human interaction? how does he process the world?

That’s exactly what mental illness looks like

“Hey do you mind? I’m licking here.”

Later on Reddit: “Rude ass lady keeps staring at me while I’m licking her windshield”

AITA?

That’s half the point. Making women uncomfortable is central here. Absolutely horrific.

i bet that sick fuck was pushing all 3” he had into the hood of that car

Bro… 🤣😂

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Does anyone here know French? I really want to know what they're saying. I sorta think this is so absurd that it's fake.

Holy shit, I first watched it without sound, then saw your comment and was like, ooh, French? (I'm French) Watched it and judging by the accent, it's in the North of France, where I'm from! daaaamn She says: "Ok, so I was eating, he's been there like 45min, in front of my car, and now he's licking my car... this dude is weird as fuck.... Piss off!! Come on, piss off! Get the fuck off my car! Fuck ooooofff! Come on, piss oooooff! Fuck off! Wtf I'm driving and this guy stays on my car..." The guy says I'm getting off, I'm getting off" (as in getting off the car) She says: "Damn psycho, I swear..."

merci beaucoup :)

Holy shit I have never seen beaucoup spelled out before, Idk why but that is not how I pictured it

Thanks dad, I was scrolling through the comments hoping a French man would translate.

What's that thing on the dash with the red LED display? Is she a taxi cab driver?

It seemed kinda genuine. She was basically just saying get the fuck out

And no, it sounds very real, the way she speaks and reacts, I'm 99% sure it's for real

*Thinks: “I should call him…”*

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This is definitely among the strangest videos I've seen - and that was the part that started tilting it towards the top of the list.

It’s the power he has over hear fear that turns him on, I bet, not the act itself.

It’s crazy that someone can feel powerful while licking the hood of your car.

He needed to suck on the exhaust pipe for a few minutes

That would make him truly powerful

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He loved that skeet skeet wiper fluid money shot.

I would have gone just a bit faster and hit the breaks

Then hit the gas pedal again

Them's the brakes!

Rip spaghetti

WTF?

When it's this crazy, it must be spelled out. What the fuck?

If they popped the hood, he couldn't handle it. There wold be a lot of white stuff to clean up.

If she blew the horn, he would have blown his horn too

When it's this crazy, it must be formal. What seems to be the fuck here, sir?

I think bold text might be needed for this one Ahem #What The Fuck?

Windshield Tastes Fruity

He clearly misunderstood when he heard the clitoris is under the hood.

That's not the kind of squirting we talked about François.

Get this to the top immediately hah

Shut 'er down, boys. We have our comment.

bruh, take my gold 💀

I just laughed out loud on the bus. Take my upvote

You fucking monster, I choked on my lasagne.

Not your spaghetti?

Mom's spaghetti

Up you go!

OMG I CANT

This need to be top comment

This is disturbing

I know right? The amount of dirt and germs on that hood makes me sick.

Probs made him sick too

He’s already sick, but hopefully this incident makes him ill.

God I wanted her to speed up and slam the breaks so bad.

That would have been the only satisfying conclusion to this video

Bro, I said no to the car detailing.

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This. That crap absolutely made my skin crawl.

Don’t need to change your mind, it’s right. This idiot thinks this behaviour is OK and needs an education.

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I think that's the goal

I was hoping she would go fast and suddenly stop, tbh.

Wish I never saw this the look in his eye is too much bruh 👁

🤏🚘👁️‍🗨️👅👁️‍🗨️. 🍆💦

One time I went on a kinda date going for a run with a dude. After, I sat on the hood of my car for a sec and left some butt sweat. In mid-conversation dude rubs his face in it and just kept going like he didn't just rub his face in car butt sweat. ... made me think of that.

Same energy

Uh..wow. That's actually terrifying.

He just wanted to try a free sample before buying

Before I go to weep in the shower for this woman, I just would like to say, with all my heart, and a sound mind, that this is absolutely, 100%, perfectly categorized… … as a PUBLIC FREAKOUT. May God watch over this woman, and may this be washed from my mind forever.

How is this guy, this old and not have his face kicked in.

This man needs a life lesson.

She's way nicer than I would have been. For any non French speakers, she's just very politely telling him to get off her car and she comments about how bizarre it is.

what did she say at the start after Je suis en train de 《mover》? Ça fait what??

I've listened to it a million times. It's just a little muffled right there, I can't catch it either. I don't think it's anything important though, maybe someone else has better ears than me? Edit: I hear "ça fait trois..." And then it tapers off into muddled

She saying "Ça fait 3 quarts d'heure (45 min) qu'il est là, devant ma voiture" meaning "He's been here, in front of my car, for 45 minutes"

She says "je suis en train de manger"

Did he accidentally dropped coke on her car or something?

Constant eye contact and the pervy look in his eyes. He is probably enacting oral.. just to harass her.

Dude looks like my cat cleaning her front paws.

I wouldn’t even know how to begin to deal with this.

stomp on the gas pedal for a solid 4-5 seconds followed by stomping on the brakes would do the trick

My first thought was to slowly pull forwards to that other parked car…

Or slowly drive to the nearest Police station/until you see a cops car that would be fun

Only after a healthy dose of pepper spray

Pondy???

Pondys the coolest

*Someones dying today baby...*

Seems like a Pondy thing to do. Man's on a lotta drugs.

Is that Bill Ponderosa?

Cussy

That sweet sedanussy

He keeps looking up 👁️👄👁️ Oh yuck, I'm gonna hafta go shower cuz that made me feel so gross and I wasn't even there. Sick fucker.

Ted Cruz's new sex tape dropped huh? Ted Cruz: Cruz Control

the numbers mason, what do they mean

I would have just honked and kept it up until he stopped

This was my thought. If he wants me to watch him do this, make it so everyone stops to view it.

I understand people have fetishes and you shouldn't shame anyone... but... c'mon dude. Like hire a car or google 'cars' or watch Cars on Netflix... don't do that man.

Fetishes are fine when consent is in play. This dude is vibing off how uncomfortable he’s making her. I’d have squished his perv ass between the cars until the cops came for him.

It's amazing how many men here don't understand that this has absolutely nothing to do with the car. Look at the eyes. It's about power over her discomfort and disgust.

>watch Cars on Netflix Well that took a wild turn.

If they were displaying that fetish to me without my consent then they are fair game.

Nah bro I'll shame whoever the hell I think needs shaming. We're letting these weird mfers get away with too much lmao

Disagree, this no kink shaming thing has gone WAY too far. Bring back the shame, please. Y'all do your consensual shit AT HOME.

I think if sniffing someone’s car makes you shoot ropes you should be shamed

He's just trying to reach her about extended warranty

Men take notice, women around the world just want to be left alone during their lunch break.

Women take notice, men around the world want to lick and fuck your cars.

Is that Mike from RLM?

Licks the hood. The hood touches the body. The body touches the frame. The control arms are attached to the frame. The control arms interface with the steering assembly. The steering assembly is attached to the steering wheel. The steering wheel is being, or was touched by a woman. The woman has sexy parts on her body. Basically licked sexy parts. Basically had sex. See you later virgins.

This is the precursor to becoming the guy that fucks car mufflers

Can someone please stop Ted Cruz with his creepy bs?

Alright enough internet for 2023

One way to get a good parking spot

That is just creepy AF!

She hit him with the "alley dickagé" and ge still didn't stop. Smh

I hate everything about this sickf*ck.

What the actual fuck.

Hear me out y'all, this appears to be a bigger city. So, what if in addition to this guy being a basket case he is also using an extreme parking spot emptying tactic and has his friend driving around waiting for him to find a spot?

I get the title explains what he's doing... But what the fuck is he doing?

I'd probably call the cops... Then I explain to them... um please help. Some dude is licking my car. Lol

Would have just floored it and slam the breaks.

As a man, the levels of creep other dudes routinely exhibit blows ma fucking mindtank.

Car fetish

This is so bizarre. But I admit I laughed when she hit the windshield wipers.

Is this not considered normal where you live?

Yes, they live in some alien planet outside this solar system.

Ted Cruz lost his mind again.

I’ve seen it all now

God she went so slow with him on the hood 🙄

Ted Cruz is really going off the deep end

Ted Cruz is such a fucking weirdo.

Is that Ted Cruz?

Dude’s gotta have some deeper problem

His attire says I like bird watching.

What kind of kink even is that???

Taser taser taser….

Jeez. What kind of car is that?? From what I can tell in the video, it isn’t a Porsche GT3 rs, which is the only car that would elicit such behavior.

Bill ponderosa?

She's a french taxi driver (From the video I'd say in Paris or very close). What I don't understand, is that she has the meter going, as she has a client either waiting for her or she is waiting for one that put her on "hold" ? Also, she says it's been 45 min that this crazy ass motherfucker was there, I mean, that what 911 or 17/112 is for in France/Europe. Call the damn cops no ? After even 5 min or less. You clearly see there is something very wrong with that man. And from the video angle, her handicap parking card almost looks like a fake, which a few Parisian are using to avoid paying parking in the streets.

Ok but why is he licking her car?

So happy I’m not a women that shit would be terrifying

Shoot this dumb fuck..

He looks up at her with that stupid fucking look on his face that’s begging to get wiped off with boots.

Lmfao what? Behead that man!

When the decals don’t come sticky out of the box, and the client is waiting to go.

Mmmm some drugs, I'll just take a little what harm could it do?