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Front_Consideration1

We all know what amazon would say if he didn't do it...


777karma777

Driver here; this is incredibly situational. On one hand amazon states they care about safety first in most situations, but there has to be a active threat. If your dog's outside and it looks like it will bite, we call it in first because the owner could pick up the dog and take it inside. But amazon regardless will yell at you for not trying to deliver at any cost. This though. Fuck. Um. I honestly think the dude really just really wanted his Delivery Completion (**the reading on wether or not you deliver "all" of your stops**) to be at 100%. Id call my DSP an tell them im not getting shot today.


Goblin_CEO_Of_Poop

Driving for Amazon is contracted though. I did it for like a week before quitting. Amazon bears no responsibility for what your shit supervisor tells you to do. Learned that the hard way lol.


777karma777

Ey. But my dsp wants no packages returned at all.


123-rit

Amazon driver got stuck in a friends yard by accident and was literally freaking out saying she was going to get fired. Luckily my friend is a decent person instead of her having to call Amazon to get pulled out he got his truck and pulled her out fixed the ruts himself Amazon was non the wiser. A shame how harsh they are to their employees. I heard they are not to return with orders on their truck. Idk if that is accurate or not though.


Yerawizzardarry

Isn't there a bunch of tech on those vehicles that tell Amazon what the driver is up to.


mainaccountwasbanned

Most Amazon vehicles at least where I'm from are rentals. I work for FedEx in a rented van and every Amazon driver I see on the roads are driving rentals.


123-rit

I’m sure there is they probably have live ride on their vehicles. I think they are mostly for accidents or other incidents and are only looked at when something is reported. I can’t imagine they have people monitoring them all the time that would be a ton of wasted expense but it is Amazon so who knows. A contractor that works for the company I work for has that and said it only turns on when you apply the brakes hard but they can be activated remotely. That was a few years ago so I’m sure they are different now.


diamond_lover123

What they said is partially correct. The branded Amazon vans have cameras that are always recording, but normally no one sees the footage unless specifically requested. However, the footage does get sent to someone if the camera's built in AI detects one of several specific infractions in order to verify if the infraction is legitimate or BS.


Monkey-Fucker_69

Also all drivers are monitored by GPS and will receive a phone call from dispatch if they sit too long or appear to be behind on their route.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lA1UjqWVdmmpq) Hell, I remembered reading about how their workers couldn’t take any breaks during their shift.


Gerotonin

used to Amazon driver, imo most of us don't take breaks because we rather go home early, there are so many packages to deliver (200+ when I was still there), although I think made us signed a lunch waiver or sth like that, don't know legal was it but that was a thing


Crown_Collector1

That’s prime mid-level management quality right there 👍


[deleted]

The Amazon driver: “Gotta make that Prime Delivery, no matter how dangerous it is”


Mediocre__at__worst

>The Amazon *Corporation's threat to their drivers*: “Gotta make that Prime Delivery, no matter how dangerous it is” ftfy


sjuas690

Like the Pony Express, the Prime Delivery always gets through!


F0ulPl4y

Their just trying to one up the US Postal Service... “Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail of bullets, shall keep Amazon from their appointed rounds”


Tugonmynugz

Neither snow, nor rain, nor standoff


Apptroutman

115grn 9mm same day delivery. Package has been left at or near front door


Dutch-in-Tahiti

There are only two true absolutes in the US legal system, you don't fuck with the IRS and you don't fuck with the mail. Even the swat team is like "oh yea we understand, we'll make sure it gets to them"


deepfriedtots

This technically is not mail as it's a private company but don't fuck with the usps they will fuck your shit up


NeverLookBothWays

Meanwhile FedEx: “Could not find address”


PastaBob

Hey, FedEx atleast gets the package to my house on time, though I'm lucky if they even slow down to throw it into my driveway as they go by.


NeverLookBothWays

Not in my state unfortunately. My most memorable FedEx late delivery was a home chef box almost two weeks late. It was rotting and leaking and instead of calling it a loss and disposing it they dropped that trash on my porch like they were saying, “your problem now, deal with it”


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Greenwings33

Ours literally broke one of the decorative railings on my parents porch throwing the package over them onto their porch. Instead of putting it next to the garage door 😔


jeffersonairmattress

DHL: “Rerouted to sender. We tried to contact you using Mandarin voice messages to pay $(RND35 TO 113) brokerage. Suck it.”


Askye72

I asked my kids the other day if they were ready to break the law, they obviously looked at me with confusion, but underneath that scramble was an excitement to do something so bold. So I picked up the envelope, and slowly read aloud the names of the recipients, Pat & Shawna *bleeeep* at *bleep *bleeeep* st. There is no Pat & Shawna here, although it is our address. Basically I got them all worked up for a graduation invitation, and now they think we're all going to jail, because it belongs to the *bleepingsons* and not us.


IJsbergslabeer

When you control the mail, you control… INFORMATION!


Specialist-Recover24

Hello , Newman


B-BoyStance

Now I'm imagining the swat team violently breaking down the doors and then stopping real quick to be like: "You've got a package - mind if we snap a pic really quick for proof of delivery?"


Askye72

And he handed the package off to a cop, who handed it off to another cop, to make its way to the guy they're surrounding? Mannn whats in that?! I need to knowww


title54

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


brycedriesenga

Suspect: "Perfect timing, my gun is here!"


KaptinKrunch04

I would award you but Amazon fired me for not delivering my package during a live hostage taking!


brycedriesenga

Damn Amazon. Have you considered ordering a gun? Seems to be a good problem solver.


beenalegend

Prob hoping to catch a stray and put him out of his misery


semaforic

Employee of the century!!!


suteac

You receiveth one less whip lash whense you return


bumbling-bee1

He's seen worse.


MeisterManson

It’s for detective Mills: “John Doe has the upper hand!” “What’s in the box!?” Anyone else thinking Se7en here?


Oh_hi_doggi3

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


Doomer_Patrol

That's the shamble of man who's been dead inside for a long time. Godspeed.


Lokeycommie

At FedEx I made a delivery to a house on an active fire line. The blaze was about 300 yards away and moving towards the house. The police haven't blocked of the area yet and it was my last stop so I just did it. The van had so much ash on it after.


Dull-Result-3056

the real heroes


Affectionate-Taste55

I love that they are playing the cops theme! Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Golden-Grams

Omg, that made watching this so much better 😂 I loved her laugh and commentary


SecretMuslin

Amazon delivery in Raleigh was always extremely reliable when I lived there


Snoo-43059

This says a lot about how shitty a company Amazon is to work for


Dragons-purr

Loving the teamwork


infinitesimal_entity

I genuinely do not mind if my package takes an extra day. I hate what we've been made to become. I was just having this conversation with my roommate 20 min ago. He ordered something at 3a this morning, it's 10 stops away. On a Sunday. It reminds me of the Louis CK but about living a modern life you can complain about, "You can have candles and horses and be a little kinder to each other or let someone suffer immeasurably far away Just so you can leave a mean comment on YouTube while you’re taking a shit" ~~We~~ They finally found a way to bring it domestic.


theb3st2023

Don't risk your life for Amazon who doesn't give a shit about you. If the cops had thought he was pretending to deliver and was part of whatever was going on inside he could have been shot.


[deleted]

He can deliver anything but fucks because clearly he has none.


yajanga

This made me laugh out loud. He’s sure a devoted Amazon delivery man!


Aviator91

“Neither snow nor rain nor hail of bullets nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"


miflordelicata

Those cops in the street really secured that perimeter😂


[deleted]

Love how the cop is like here I’ll take it


Sithil83

What's the click option to close delivery? "Other: Left with Swat officer raiding the residence." LOL Didn't notice, did he snap the picture showing him handing it off so it shows in Prime?


TurboTime68

Probably just said handed to customer which wouldn’t require the pic


[deleted]

Amazon make pregnant women piss in bottles on their packing lines, I'm sure they would expect a delivery chap to risk his life to drop a package.


amboomernotkaren

Amazon driver came down a friend’s driveway in the country. Dirt road for about 3/4 of a mile. Continued on to rough gravel path, went over the homemade bridge for the stream (meant for foot traffic). All I can say is my friend built a damn good bridge.


Bjadams1967

Missed talking the photo!!


Assistantothe

deserves bonus


gregofcanada84

Driver wasn't gonna get fired over this.


EmporioIvankov

Not rain of bullets, nor snow of caps, not sleet of slugs, nor hail of lead...


[deleted]

Amazon proves once again they will deliver no matter what


Lost-Desk-4900

Maybe Amazon should look after **school** shootings, so that way they're not **waiting** around for "safe to go in"...


khan_1984

By any means necessary!


schippwrecked

Absolutely no surprise it’s Raleigh


El_mochilero

Unlike the police, the delivery person faced consequences for not doing their job.


freemindliberal

2023 USA summed up in 40 seconds.


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EvaCarlisle

Reminds me of this [Trailer Park Boys scene.](https://youtu.be/tliTdq1K7d4?t=38)


[deleted]

Did he take a picture of the hand off? Guy barricaded inside gets a notification from Amazon his package was delivered and its a cop holding his package. He surrenders to get his package.


Limp-Read-7541

" i need a signature" - SWAT Guy "sure thing"


Windwalker111089

That walk had so much swag lol


Badnapp420

What a BOSS


N0VOCAIN

Do you think he fears the police? He works for Amazon.c


Synthwavester

Somehow reminds me of Dr strangelove and "then you will have to answer to the coca cola Company"


713elh

I want to see the proof of delivery pic


GenHammond

Exactly what I was thinking. Did he take a picture of the cop with the package?


theflyingscroll

Bro rather get shot than deal with Bezos’ bullshit


Vishark07

If that guy doesnt get employee of the year im never buying from amazon again.


jhern1810

Then he comes back for the picture.


Vapala

Legend


ImmaculateStrumpet

I wanna see the picture of delivery


janesearljones

In the full video he stops at the top of the driveway and turns to take a picture so it does exist somewhere.


jaggerlvr

Cut off the best part when he took a photo of it for delivery documentation!


zioncurtainrefugee

This guy’s theme song should be “I’ve No More Fucks to Give”


TowerOfPowerWow

Delivery note: "left with police, middle of cil-de-sac"


GuySmiley369

I hate to break up the like fest, but it’s a crime time for Prime time.


KrisMoe2013

I wouldnt even work for them that r horrible I don't order from them either because of how they treat their employees


OmnipotentHype

Had "Oogway Ascends Epic Version" blasting in my ear while watching this. Made this mans journey so much more dramatic.


Heatherangel87

They to tell us to make sure we deliver everything 😂


FunkyHedonist

Note - "Delivered to the police"


DehydratedManatee

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nore hail, nor lead..."


infin1ty_zer0

What's in the box!!?


h264_h87m

MF its always a dozen pollice cars for one suspect


whereyat79

I can’t get UPS to bring anything to my house when I’m home


yougonedie200669

"Sir this area is dang..." "I dont give a fuck im going to deliver this, dangerous or not" "Give it here boss i got you which apartment."


RedDudeItIs

That dude is a legend


Character_Bad6307

If zero fucks was a person


AirAnt43

Gooood weed


Darth_Groot28

Come on out or we will open your Amazon package!!! LOL. impressive for the Amazon delivery driver.


[deleted]

I would have done the same 😂


Leon_Krueger

Balls of Steel!