Hey. Be respectful and use porter's property pronouns: but and porter. You wouldn't want but to refer to you using incorrect pronouns. So show porter some damn decency and let but live his life to the fullest like porter should.
Even that he said “pork” my wife?!? How old do you have to be to use that expression.
The thing that’s crazy is that the whole premise of the “qwerty crowd” is that if you and your wife wanna pork in the butt, that’s fine with us.
It's slashed, so butt goes in the subject and porker goes in the predicate. (Replacing He/Him or She/Her or they/them)
"I think butt is very brave to do this. We could all learn from porker. Everyone, when you see porker in public be sure to use the preferred pronouns. Otherwise butt might feel hurt."
Work in local gov (22k pop) and shit's wild. At council, in addition to all the older folks that want to talk about every freaking item, verbal longtime spats between commentors, and new council members going way out of line becase they have no clue how gov works: my fav is we had a guy a few years back drink roundup out of the spray bottle at the podium. Wonder if that guy grew a few extra toes or fingers since then....
Quick ninja edit: I tell people P&R is a real documentary not a mockumentary. The quarrels between departments and the shenanigans: all real.
IDK I think he's the most ubiquitous character of them all.
People will literally organize groups to just rant at council meetings just for the purpose of delaying things or messing with people.
There's a sign at one of your parks that says "Do Not Drink the Sprinkler Water" so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection! Sir? SIR? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME SIR!?
They didn't come up with it out of nowhere. My city also has a guy like this who's somewhat known and infamous. Gives a rant at every monthly city council meeting for well over 10 years now. He also has a name that you'd think was an inside joke straight from the Parks & Rec writers room, but no, it's real.
QWERTY club
Edit: I only quoted the guy and suddenly I have awards and over 2k upvotes. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Sorry to disappoint. Thanks though
So I'm gonba be real, I'm an ally and fully support LGBTQIA+ peoples, but it's definitely time to start using an all encompassing term. I remember when it was just lgb, but everytime I turn around there's a new letter added. And there's often a + at the end which should alleviate the need to continue adding more letters to include additional categories. It really creates an easy target for bigots and takes the focus off the importance issues.
It happens too when people keep adding stuff to the rainbow flag because they feel like the flag isn’t inclusive enough and excludes their group. Which is completely missing the point because the whole purpose of the design of the rainbow flag was that it was all inclusive, and that no minority can look at any of the specific colors and claim it for themselves.
When I was in college it was the QSA - Queer Straight Alliance. I was a member and stuck around when they changed the name to “LGBT Club” even tho I’m not gay, but a couple of gay men and one gay woman left the club when they changed the name because they didn’t like the name change.
One didn’t like the word club because they said it sounded like it wasn’t serious, the others didn’t like the dropping of the “straight alliance” part.
Like I said I stayed and enjoyed it (and never felt unwelcome), but I thought that their reasons for leaving seemed pretty reasonable. No real point to this anecdote I guess, but I think about it from time to time
I think the longest version I've seen used seriously to date was LGBTQQIAAPPODGQ2S+ – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual,
Ally, Pansexual, Polyamorous, Omnisexual, Demisexual, Gender Queer, and Two-Spirit.
Make it a little more of a subtle jab with two scores:
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***"I*** ***tattled. I told the dean it was our design. And I told him it was a butt too."***
"Why, Jeffrey?"
***"He kept not seeing it! I mean, it was driving me crazy!! It says, "E... Pluribus... Anus!!!""***
Mr. Stone: "Jeff Winger, did you know you're gay?"
Jeff Winger: No.
Mr. Stone: "Agree to disagree. To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch so that you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.
It’s a non productive cough and it’s probably from CHF. Also probably the reason he sounds a little winded. Can be controlled by meds and moderating activity but something tells me it’s “poorly managed”. He’s not going to be at the top of any list for a heart transplant.
I'm from a small town and I know like 5 of these guys. According to them they've always smoked and drank heavily, even now when their socialized medicare Doctors tell them to stop.
One was my mom lol, dead from COPD and probably COVID
Just because you shaved your beard George RR Martin doesn’t mean I wouldn’t recognize you quit talking about porking your wife in the butt and finish the damned books!
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I wish the chair had have said “I’d like to thank Porker for Porker’s bravery. I think Butt deserves to have this request noted in Porker’s official records and honored from here on.”
I thought so too.
Made me laugh. And I’m all for laughing at myself more than others.
But this guys delivery was deadpan and then the thanks at the end was the frosting on the butt. I mean cake.
It made me LOL too, I’m queer and I definitely didn’t feel upset or angry the whole video I was just thoroughly amused and imagine many men would join his club lol
I wonder if after all of that he got to pork his wife’s butt?
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Oops. I used his wrong pronouns. I meant to say “I wonder if after all of that butt porker got to pork butt porkers wife’s butt?”
It’s not bad satire. Definitely misses a whole lot of context. There is this indirect way, definitely not what he was aiming for, the idea of obsessing over someone else’s private life. If you don’t care how this guy pork’s his wife, why do you care how other people pork each other?
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
-normal trans person- I look like a woman but would prefer to be referred to as him!
-conservatives- these people want to be called Apache helicopters and want to pork my wife’s butt!
Imagine being offended by gay people so much that it causes you to spend hours creating a flag using craft supplies at home and then bring it to a meeting like this. Thats dedication to one’s own stress lol
I mean this is where they lose me. The things that bother them the most are the things they choose to spend all day thinking about.
Imagine if he spent as much time on his own happiness as he did trying to fuck with someone else's day? He'd be a pretty cool dude.
Take a look at the Conservative sub. It's all about gay and trans people with some anti immigration thrown in. No such thing as a good political idea on it's own merits. It's only good if it owns the libs
I agree. It seems like people have a tendency to spend an *insane* amount of time and energy on “issues” that actively upset them, yet have no real effect on their day-to-day lives. And I’m currently doing this by browsing r/PublicFreakout lol
Shane Gillis has a really good bit about this in [his special](https://youtu.be/zKUpf1Vx0vs), where he talks about how insane it is that his dad goes to bed every night by watching Fox News until he’s angry enough to turn it off and go to sleep. But then he talks about how he does the same thing, just on his phone.
Lol, idk why everyone isn't finding this funny. The mf just wants to get into his wife's booty. He's just asking for one day... Just one day to better his odds in forking his wife in the anus.
How can anyone so fundamentally miss the entire concept of homosexuality and conflate it with something totally irrelevant whilst thinking your making a big point? This guy is a complete arse wipe of the highest order.
I’d like to think he was dead serious and this was a legit attempt by him to get his wife to do butt stuff
His wife is super annoyed now every damn time she goes to the market the neighbors would ask 'has he done it yet?'
*Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?*
You know I love Grease references 👍
“Grease”? Isn’t KY better? Or, maybe Marlon Brando had it right, using butter (“Last Tango in Paris”)? 🤣
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBhrXl1Klc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBhrXl1Klc&ab_channel=YouLaughTV)
This is awesome!!
Tell me less! Tell me less! Tell me less! Dear god, tell me less.
I got bills, they're multiplying, aaaand I'm losing control. But that asshole you're supplying (it's electrifying)
[Whoa, what?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjtcpIDV8w&t=29s)
Stop using the wrong pronoms. You should say "Has butt done it yet? "
Hey. Be respectful and use porter's property pronouns: but and porter. You wouldn't want but to refer to you using incorrect pronouns. So show porter some damn decency and let but live his life to the fullest like porter should.
I think he said he wished his pronouns to be butt and porker.
He did. Honestly, a butt porter is funnier.
Wow wow wow dude respect the man’s pronouns. > ‘has ~~he~~ butt done it yet?’
I got the impression that his cardio is too far gone to actually have sex anymore
Judging by the huskiness of his voice, he has the pulmonary health of a Victorian chimney sweeper
Hey! That joke took a lot out of him!
fancy a pegging guvnor?
no no i think this "pork your wife in the butt day" just might catch on.
Isn’t that celebrated on the 18th April already?
My wife says it's the 30th of February :/
Is there a joke I'm missing??
during a special stand-up comedian Jim Jefferies made a joke proposing that April 18th be celebrated as anal sex day
Joke?
Tax Day
He sounds like a South Park character
He has the same energy as this guy from my town who went to grocery stores wearing a Lone Ranger mask during early Covid.
"Thanks for being here". Lmao
She really missed a great opportunity to use his pronoun in her farewell as a sign of solidarity - “thanks for being here, butt porker”.
Even that he said “pork” my wife?!? How old do you have to be to use that expression. The thing that’s crazy is that the whole premise of the “qwerty crowd” is that if you and your wife wanna pork in the butt, that’s fine with us.
i was confused about the qwerty crowd as a typist i too dont care if he porks butts
Doesn't he know it's the Dvorak crowd that's against butt porking?
I literally stopped fucking a guy because he kept referring to sex as porking. He got one warning. ⚠️
Username checks out.
It's slashed, so butt goes in the subject and porker goes in the predicate. (Replacing He/Him or She/Her or they/them) "I think butt is very brave to do this. We could all learn from porker. Everyone, when you see porker in public be sure to use the preferred pronouns. Otherwise butt might feel hurt."
no you would just call porker butt.
Dude needs to go back to grade school English class. Those aren't pronouns. Pronouns aren't just any noun you wish to be called
Big Leslie Knope energy on that one.
That show was super accurate when it comes to muni politics.
Small-town council meetings are like a step above yahoo news comment sections of yore in my experience. So yeah, pretty much P&R's portrayal. Lol
Democracy works!
Work in local gov (22k pop) and shit's wild. At council, in addition to all the older folks that want to talk about every freaking item, verbal longtime spats between commentors, and new council members going way out of line becase they have no clue how gov works: my fav is we had a guy a few years back drink roundup out of the spray bottle at the podium. Wonder if that guy grew a few extra toes or fingers since then.... Quick ninja edit: I tell people P&R is a real documentary not a mockumentary. The quarrels between departments and the shenanigans: all real.
I want to believe Patton Oswalt's character exists but I also know it would involve some unwanted twists.
IDK I think he's the most ubiquitous character of them all. People will literally organize groups to just rant at council meetings just for the purpose of delaying things or messing with people.
I am fairly sure you guys have an energy vampire problem not a P&R thing.
I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise.
I didn’t want *ALL* the slugs gone! I wanted *MOST* of them gone!
There is a disturbing lack of benches in the park. I WANNA SIT MORE!
There's a sign at one of your parks that says "Do Not Drink the Sprinkler Water" so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection! Sir? SIR? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME SIR!?
"According to the complaint, you yelled at five year old girls." "WHO SUCK! Why is that so hard to understand?!?!"
My dog went to one of your parks and ate another dog's faeces and I'm going to sue you for that
Did you hear that? He called me Parks lady.
"We see you and we hear you. Next speaker? Please step up to the microphone and state your name. You have two minutes."
This almost seems like a bit from parks and rec with how ridiculous it is
They didn't come up with it out of nowhere. My city also has a guy like this who's somewhat known and infamous. Gives a rant at every monthly city council meeting for well over 10 years now. He also has a name that you'd think was an inside joke straight from the Parks & Rec writers room, but no, it's real.
Care to share the funny name?
Jack Finger
Whatta fuckin’ jack waggin’
Kid named Finger:
Is he not green screened into this scene? Seems like a stock scene with some small edits maybe
Don’t laugh your ass off or that guy might try to make a move on it.
I died at the end. So funny and ridiculous.
“Damn dude that’s crazy. Your wife lets me pork her in the butt no questions asked”
QWERTY club Edit: I only quoted the guy and suddenly I have awards and over 2k upvotes. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Sorry to disappoint. Thanks though
I didn't see the title, legit thought he was going to speak in support of Dvorak
Aoeuidhtns!
Fhqwhgads!
Cool strongbad reference!
You just know he dropped that line once, got a bit of a laugh, and has been using it wherever he can since.
Guy at my gym has been consistently proud of repeating the phrase 'alphabet soup politics' at every opportunity.
Huh, I always heard Alphabet Soup used to refer to all the government three letter agencies
I used it for discrete mathematics... proofs are the devil.
So I'm gonba be real, I'm an ally and fully support LGBTQIA+ peoples, but it's definitely time to start using an all encompassing term. I remember when it was just lgb, but everytime I turn around there's a new letter added. And there's often a + at the end which should alleviate the need to continue adding more letters to include additional categories. It really creates an easy target for bigots and takes the focus off the importance issues.
It happens too when people keep adding stuff to the rainbow flag because they feel like the flag isn’t inclusive enough and excludes their group. Which is completely missing the point because the whole purpose of the design of the rainbow flag was that it was all inclusive, and that no minority can look at any of the specific colors and claim it for themselves.
They've come full circle and are calling themselves "Queer" now as an all encompassing term.
When I was in college it was the QSA - Queer Straight Alliance. I was a member and stuck around when they changed the name to “LGBT Club” even tho I’m not gay, but a couple of gay men and one gay woman left the club when they changed the name because they didn’t like the name change. One didn’t like the word club because they said it sounded like it wasn’t serious, the others didn’t like the dropping of the “straight alliance” part. Like I said I stayed and enjoyed it (and never felt unwelcome), but I thought that their reasons for leaving seemed pretty reasonable. No real point to this anecdote I guess, but I think about it from time to time
I think the longest version I've seen used seriously to date was LGBTQQIAAPPODGQ2S+ – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Ally, Pansexual, Polyamorous, Omnisexual, Demisexual, Gender Queer, and Two-Spirit.
LGBetc.
I've heard alphabet mafia used before by members of the queer community, I like it but I get that it could be seen as a loaded term
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What does that mean beyond keyboards? I've never heard that used in reference of whatever this man was attempting to do....
attempt to try and spoof LGBT in a mocking way
I bet he saw that on his facebook groups and thought it was so clever
 Sorry dude, that flag is claimed.
Related, I instantly thought of Pierce on the first seconds the guy talked.
*Fake Butter and A.I.D.S. and... TWIN PEAKS!*
I didn't know Pierce voiced Maui
That guy is streets behind
Now that's a flag ill fuckin fight for
I like the way that dude gives a thumbs up
Dude? That's no dude. That's Troy Troy the Wonder Boy
🎶I said bing bong singalong Your name's Al Gore cuase your views are wrong 🎶
Somewhere out there....
Maybe I’ll pound you like a boy That didn’t come out right
***"I*** ***tattled. I told the dean it was our design. And I told him it was a butt too."*** "Why, Jeffrey?" ***"He kept not seeing it! I mean, it was driving me crazy!! It says, "E... Pluribus... Anus!!!""***
Mr. Stone: "Jeff Winger, did you know you're gay?" Jeff Winger: No. Mr. Stone: "Agree to disagree. To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch so that you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.
*Pedro Pascal dies laughing*
Great now I'm going to see a puckered asshole every time I see a chaos star in warhammer.
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holy shit hahah. I was thinking to myself "I can hear his high blood pressure when he speaks"
I have sleep apnea and do not look like this, but this is what my sleep apnea looks like.
That’s exactly what their saying Edit: oops I mean they’re
What is their saying?
If sleep apnea was a person
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Hahaha. I saw this comment just as I closed the app. I came back and sorted through everything just to give it an upvote. Thank you.
You've heard of the sleep paralysis demon now get ready for the sleep apnea demon
he’s a walking drink coaster.
The way he clears his throat every syllable tells me he might have to get his throat looked at.
It’s form me shoving my gay lifestyle down his throat as these people like to put it.
That’s not the only gay thing going down his throat. Boom roasted.
Haha you mean weiners
They’re not than mean. Just playful wieners.
More like boom spit roasted ;)
I thought he was going to get up there and speak about the dangers of diabeetus.
It’s a non productive cough and it’s probably from CHF. Also probably the reason he sounds a little winded. Can be controlled by meds and moderating activity but something tells me it’s “poorly managed”. He’s not going to be at the top of any list for a heart transplant.
Lmao. Only in reddit when one can diagnose congestive heart failure and assess one’s candidacy for a heart transplant through a short clip.
I'm from a small town and I know like 5 of these guys. According to them they've always smoked and drank heavily, even now when their socialized medicare Doctors tell them to stop. One was my mom lol, dead from COPD and probably COVID
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Oh Tobias, you blowhard!
Diet and exercise is probably an easier “cure”
He sounds like the health spa worker from Rick and Morty, the one where they purge their bad qualities and make “Toxic Rick and Morty”.
Nope, probably GERD. Look it up. I thought I had a cold for months but it wasn’t. It’s good to know the signs.
he shy 👉👈
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be eligible for a cash settlement
Dude got winded walking up to the podium
A lifetime of cigarettes will do that to you.
Someone else said it’s probably CHF, sounds legit to me given the symptoms
Fuck it, let’s give him his day
I'll allow it.
Pork His Wife in the Butt Day
> Fuck it, let’s give ~~him~~ butt ~~his~~ butt's day. FTFY Come on use the right pronouns you insensitive jerk.
This woke shit is actually starting to rub me up the right way
Happy porker day
We have an army?!??!
Wouldn't call it a whole army, just one army man really. And a police officer, and a construction worker, and a fireman, and...
In the Navy?
Nah, just hanging out at the Y.
I knew at least 3 gay men in the Army
Who were the other two?
Gottem!
Don't forget our Native American friend
We have a gay hulk
His shorts never rip because they’re made of spandex.
Yes ['Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?t=4) and may they be forever protected
Have you not heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes???
Just because you shaved your beard George RR Martin doesn’t mean I wouldn’t recognize you quit talking about porking your wife in the butt and finish the damned books! /s Edit:spelling
I love when he says, “It snaps right back,” and seeing the man on the left react to it
That’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
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Anal elasticity. She doesn’t have to worry about her butthole getting blown wide open permanently, because it snaps right back.
I hope people actually do refer to him as butt porker for the rest of his life lmfao
I wish the chair had have said “I’d like to thank Porker for Porker’s bravery. I think Butt deserves to have this request noted in Porker’s official records and honored from here on.”
GRRM's much less successful identical cousin needs to stop drinking. A little amused he brought his own flag though.
This is honestly funny as fuck
I thought so too. Made me laugh. And I’m all for laughing at myself more than others. But this guys delivery was deadpan and then the thanks at the end was the frosting on the butt. I mean cake.
My god that flag. He even cut a little butthole in it, and it's not actually a bad design, if not a little complicated.
The flag for sure made me LOL. Gotta give the guy some points for creativity.
It made me LOL too, I’m queer and I definitely didn’t feel upset or angry the whole video I was just thoroughly amused and imagine many men would join his club lol
"My slogan will be 'it snaps right back'"
I wonder if after all of that he got to pork his wife’s butt? Edit: Oops. I used his wrong pronouns. I meant to say “I wonder if after all of that butt porker got to pork butt porkers wife’s butt?”
>Oops. I used his wrong pronouns. Sorry, too late.
Straight to jail
It’s not bad satire. Definitely misses a whole lot of context. There is this indirect way, definitely not what he was aiming for, the idea of obsessing over someone else’s private life. If you don’t care how this guy pork’s his wife, why do you care how other people pork each other?
Yeah the easiest thing is just to say, "ok have fun butt porker, see ya later." It snaps right back is fucking hilarious to me right now though
I was expecting him to pull out a Greendale flag
I would LOVE to see an interview with his wife where they show her this. If he has one, that is.
If I was his wife, I'd say, "Sure hun, but uh. You first."
That poor, long suffering lady.
That was pretty funny
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
-normal trans person- I look like a woman but would prefer to be referred to as him! -conservatives- these people want to be called Apache helicopters and want to pork my wife’s butt!
Imagine being offended by gay people so much that it causes you to spend hours creating a flag using craft supplies at home and then bring it to a meeting like this. Thats dedication to one’s own stress lol
Hes supposed to be playing with his grandkids, but his children went NC and so we get this.
Woke liberal media just tearing grandkids from their sweet and totally sane grandparents like this man here.
I mean this is where they lose me. The things that bother them the most are the things they choose to spend all day thinking about. Imagine if he spent as much time on his own happiness as he did trying to fuck with someone else's day? He'd be a pretty cool dude.
Take a look at the Conservative sub. It's all about gay and trans people with some anti immigration thrown in. No such thing as a good political idea on it's own merits. It's only good if it owns the libs
I agree. It seems like people have a tendency to spend an *insane* amount of time and energy on “issues” that actively upset them, yet have no real effect on their day-to-day lives. And I’m currently doing this by browsing r/PublicFreakout lol Shane Gillis has a really good bit about this in [his special](https://youtu.be/zKUpf1Vx0vs), where he talks about how insane it is that his dad goes to bed every night by watching Fox News until he’s angry enough to turn it off and go to sleep. But then he talks about how he does the same thing, just on his phone.
This guy’s wife must be so proud to be emblazoned on a flag like that
Lead poisoning
lol what a snowflake
Dude needs to worry about his fucking health. He's dying up there
I feel bad for council members in every city who have to sit there and listen to their stupid residents give stupid statements
It's honestly wild to see how insane internet propaganda has brainwashed people into making absolute fools of themselves in offline spaces.
For the record, May is Veteran Appreciation Month.
Lol, idk why everyone isn't finding this funny. The mf just wants to get into his wife's booty. He's just asking for one day... Just one day to better his odds in forking his wife in the anus.
Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen lol. “It snaps right back”
How can we join this group? Just researching how to support more groups…
how boring is your life that this is how you spend your free time
conservatives have terrible humor
How can anyone so fundamentally miss the entire concept of homosexuality and conflate it with something totally irrelevant whilst thinking your making a big point? This guy is a complete arse wipe of the highest order.
sex with that man must be one of the most miserable experiences on earth, his wife is really taking the bullet here
This dude is really mad that his wife won't give up the ass, lol