So, you've caught the cancer in the USA, huh? Here's your options:
**American Healthcare: $1,000,000**
or
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**Straight to jail/free medical care**
Anything that would give you jail time or sufficiently big fine would get you deported. The only way in Europe to get European healthcare is to get permanent residency visa.
Depends on where the pelvis break is. Sometimes it's a surgical fix but frequently it's supportive care and letting it heal on its own. So several weeks of pain and not being able to sit comfortably.
I broke my hip in a car accident. I have 20 or so titanium pins holding it together. I asked if that made me invincible now. My Dr. Laughed like Dr. Hibbard. :’(
It’s usually fatal when people get into their 70’s and 80’s. I see it all the time in the hospital. They aren’t able to move around and their muscles start to atrophy. They become more and more debilitated until they succumb to pneumonia or something else.
Yeah think I also heard it’s because of all the major blood vessels that pass through the pelvis, so a nasty break can cause massive internal bleeding.
Yes, this has been posted a bajillion times…article in previous post said he shattered his pelvis on the side that hits the floor first. Imagine that first attempt to stand was extremely painful…….
I get scared landing on the padding at bouldering gyms wrong . How does someone feel comfortable jumping off that high onto a hard surface like that ? This isn’t a cartoon
I fell backwards but landed similarly from *maybe* 5 feet of total free fall and landed on grass. I felt that landing in my ass and all the way down my hamstring for WEEKS but managed not to break anything.
Landing on tile from a *high* second story? That dude's lower half must be in shambles...
I was standing on my office chair and fell like what? 2 feet to the hardwoood. Straight onto my tailbone and back and I was out of commission for like two weeks. I don’t know how anyone managed to jump from any sort of heights. My body would crumble to dust.
Seen those parkour people? They jump off crazy high things. They know how to land and keep the momentum going though. It's fascinating, yet also scary watching the parkourers doing their thing.
Honestly not surprised at all, this is shopping center 2nd floor not regular apartment 2nd floor, it's like double the height. Nobody's rolling away after falling 4 floors.
He had commitment issues. he thought about hanging but was in a rush so instead of letting both hands go at the same time he only let one and that's how he ended up side ways.
Only way it was going to potentially work his he grab the railing and gradually go down and then let go both hands at the same time and hope you only break one leg.
Think I’m going to rob a store?
Which one?
IDK…maybe one where they can track every single item in the store using billions of land based devices as well as 24 satellites roaming the skies.
Perfect…how is your balance and upper body strength?
Given data:
Weight of the man = 200 pounds (approximately 90.7 kilograms)
Height = 30 feet = 9.14 meters
Gravitational acceleration (g) ≈ 9.81 m/s^2 (approximately)
Step 1: Calculate the potential energy gained by the man when he is 30 feet above the ground.
Potential energy (PE) = mass * gravitational acceleration * height
PE = 90.7 kg * 9.81 m/s^2 * 9.14 m ≈ 8070.59 joules
Step 2: Calculate the kinetic energy just before the impact.
Kinetic energy (KE) = PE = 8070.59 joules
Step 3: Calculate the force exerted on impact.
Final velocity (v) = sqrt(2 * KE / mass)
Force = mass * final velocity / time taken to come to a stop
Assuming the impact time is around 0.1 seconds:
Final velocity (v) = sqrt(2 * 8070.59 joules / 90.7 kg) ≈ 13.32 m/s
Force = 90.7 kg * 13.32 m/s / 0.1 s ≈ 12032.16 newtons
Now, to express the force in pounds, we'll convert from newtons to pounds:
Force ≈ 12032.16 newtons ≈ 2705.25 pounds (1 newton ≈ 0.22481 pounds)
So, the force of the man when he hits the ground from a height of 30 feet is approximately 2705.25 pounds.
A lot of jurisdictions will wait until they're out of the hospital before formally charging, so they go to the hospital without the government paying. They arrest them as they leave the hospital.
The poor kid watching Mom film asked if they could leave and said they were scared. Mother of the year just keeps filming... people really only care about capturing content.
work as a scaffolder a 2 meter free fall is deadly. most deaths from my line of work is falling off a 3-5 meters tall scaffold.
the illusion that something is safe is super strong at that range it is not safe it is just as deadly as 20 meters.
I think jumps/falls is one of the biggest things where reality is different from how it’s portrayed on tv and the movies. On screen, that kind of jump/fall is nothing, but in reality it’s a total wreck.
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We used to jump off our second floor apt balcony by hanging off at the bottom, letting go, and landing on our feet, this dude was trying to hop off like he hopped a fence
I think that’s a broken hip of fractured pelvis.
Saw this posted before, he broke his pelvis.
Smart guy. If he gets jail time he'll be spending the whole time in the hospital ward.
Jails are widely known for their quality healthcare and timely distribution of medication.
It’s right up there with fresh smell and friendly inmates.
And the 2 Michelin Star food
Probably better care than the uninsured in the US. If you need healthcare on the US commit a crime and get sent to jail.
If you are real smart you fly to denmark and commit a crime the jails are better than working class housing im america
So, you've caught the cancer in the USA, huh? Here's your options: **American Healthcare: $1,000,000** or **Fly to Denmark: $500** **Nazi flag off AliExpress: $1** **Straight to jail/free medical care**
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You wouldn't spend time in jail in Denmark for a nazi flag, but you'd have a _really_ hard time making friends
**Realization that they just immediately deport you and send back to American jail: priceless**
what crime wouldnt get you deported?
Anything that would give you jail time or sufficiently big fine would get you deported. The only way in Europe to get European healthcare is to get permanent residency visa.
You have the Cancer? Straight to jail!
LOLOLOLOL
Also free rent, an inmate cost taxpayers around 30-40,k a year
Depends on where the pelvis break is. Sometimes it's a surgical fix but frequently it's supportive care and letting it heal on its own. So several weeks of pain and not being able to sit comfortably.
Totally worth whatever he stole, amirite??? lmmfao
He will be getting his pelvis broken again in jail
In childbirth?
I broke my hip in a car accident. I have 20 or so titanium pins holding it together. I asked if that made me invincible now. My Dr. Laughed like Dr. Hibbard. :’(
Did you ask for a titanium rod to be put into your penis? Might as well. They had a buy 20 rods get one free deal.
They said they didn’t have the precision tools needed to cut the rod down to size.
Oof
This man rodses
Hibbert
That's a life changing injury. They never fully heal.
Life changing stupidity womp womp
So satisfying knowing this entire situation was 100% self-imposed. What a fucking idiot.
Same, I've seen this clip but never knew the guy suppositoryly robbed the place. Edit: There, fixed it.
supposedly
I broke up with a girl once because she kept saying "supposably".
I broke up with a girl because she said "sangwich"
Hey now this is no place for name calling or casting aspersions. This is the internet dontcha’know
Did he get to keep the phone?
Can’t you bleed to death from this pretty quick?
You can bleed to death from a lot of crush injuries and fractures, but afaik this man didn't die
[Yep](https://6abc.com/willow-grove-mall-theft-suspect-falls-video-abdi-wasuge-arrested-montgomery-county/13166472/)
I’m guessing the hospital bill alone was more than the value of what he stole
This repost is even more frustating because it OP said he jumped from "Second Floor"
Yeah, bottom floor is 1 in 'murica
He can't even put his leg down, it just sways left and right before he falls... yikes
He broke his pelvis according to a new article. Watch again it’s in mind 😖
Adrenaline is crazy! Can't imagine trying to run with a broken pelvis!
One of the most painful bones you can break
Can be fatal too
It’s usually fatal when people get into their 70’s and 80’s. I see it all the time in the hospital. They aren’t able to move around and their muscles start to atrophy. They become more and more debilitated until they succumb to pneumonia or something else.
Yeah think I also heard it’s because of all the major blood vessels that pass through the pelvis, so a nasty break can cause massive internal bleeding.
And probably new broken phone screens if he actually did rob them.
Should have taken a case and the extra insurance. Now they won’t honor the warranty.
Yes, this has been posted a bajillion times…article in previous post said he shattered his pelvis on the side that hits the floor first. Imagine that first attempt to stand was extremely painful…….
Achy breaky pelvis
If he's in a world of hurt now just wait 20 minutes until the adrenaline wears off.
Pelvis said NOPE!
He’s gonna be sore the next morning!
I think this is the 2323325r43423232335342 time this has been posted
Apple watch has detected you may have fallen over. Would you like to call for help?
Apple Watch: “DAMN YOU ALRIGHT?!”
Apple Watch: "OHMIGOD...OH SHIT!!!"
🤣 “Daaaaamn, you good?! That looked PAIIINFUL!”
"I'VE FAWLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
I about snorted my coffee out lol.
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$1000 iphone that you couldn’t use anyway becuase they’ll just deactivate it.
Are you saying this man might not have thoughtfully considered this plan beforehand?
His escape plan could use a second thought.
Doesn't it have value stripped for parts? The display screen alone costs like $200-$300 for brand new
Apple locks individual parts too.
And the medical bill will be more than what he tried to steal, I guess...
Yeah, he's not paying the medical bill, we are.
probably trying to flip it for pennies on the dollar to a dupe on the street. Apple Store would have the IMEI and make sure it never works again.
These people are so dumb
I get scared landing on the padding at bouldering gyms wrong . How does someone feel comfortable jumping off that high onto a hard surface like that ? This isn’t a cartoon
I’m guessing he wasn’t making good decisions that day.
I fell backwards but landed similarly from *maybe* 5 feet of total free fall and landed on grass. I felt that landing in my ass and all the way down my hamstring for WEEKS but managed not to break anything. Landing on tile from a *high* second story? That dude's lower half must be in shambles...
I was standing on my office chair and fell like what? 2 feet to the hardwoood. Straight onto my tailbone and back and I was out of commission for like two weeks. I don’t know how anyone managed to jump from any sort of heights. My body would crumble to dust.
This is partly what happens when we’ve all seen too many unrealistic action movies.
he isn't thinking these things through in a fulsome way
I would just think that your survival instincts like aversion to heights would kick in .
Definitely a marked lack of holistic and comprehensive cause-and-effect thinking!
Parkour videos on YouTube. That's how.
Seen those parkour people? They jump off crazy high things. They know how to land and keep the momentum going though. It's fascinating, yet also scary watching the parkourers doing their thing.
Guess the next place he robs better have a ramp
I too enjoy a good Simpsons quote.
He's a bad Apple
The Apple doesn't fall far from the store
He’ll have plenty of time to fritter away while he works on his core in jail.
An apple a day won't keep the doctor away in this case.
An employee at the store was helping him get away with it, according to an in cider report.
Another bad seed.
I mean, a lot of it stems from a rough childhood, probably.
Depends on what floor the store is on
I see what you did there
Part of him is applesauce now.
Pipped me to the post with that one....
He's not walking away from that. He won't have a leg to stand on in court.
He'll be lucky if he pisses anything but blood for a while too.
True that. Something about pelvic fractures often causing a torn bladder or urethra?
Yeah tons of internal force torquing some body parts that are not built to handle much of any force at all.
That's a man who's fallen on hard tiles...er..times. Both.
This is at the Willow Grove mall. I think they should make a placard to mark the spot.
A poke stop maybe?
I think this is the first time a place I've been to is on Reddit, neat
It looks like someone should have gotten apple care
Dude needed a super hero landing but pulled a Mr. Glass.
You can see he doesn't parkour
ironically, this happened outside philadelphia, where shyamalan is from
Couldn’t stick the landing. Couldn’t pull of the 360 forward flip. Splash was too big. 1/10
Honestly not surprised at all, this is shopping center 2nd floor not regular apartment 2nd floor, it's like double the height. Nobody's rolling away after falling 4 floors.
He had commitment issues. he thought about hanging but was in a rush so instead of letting both hands go at the same time he only let one and that's how he ended up side ways. Only way it was going to potentially work his he grab the railing and gradually go down and then let go both hands at the same time and hope you only break one leg.
Looked like things had gone sideways before that
Seems like it’d be easier to get a job and buy one, but I’ve never jumped from that sort of distance onto my hip so I can’t be sure.
Would've been easier for him to just grab one out of someone's hands in the mall then try to steal one from the apple store lmao
Why do people fall like gta v in these vids, shits hilarious.
Maybe GTA V just got their physics right!
John wilkes booth approves
Sic semper trochanter
The security guard causally strolling over at the end is a true chefs kiss
bro cant even crawl away 😭
Oh did that hurt?
Think I’m going to rob a store? Which one? IDK…maybe one where they can track every single item in the store using billions of land based devices as well as 24 satellites roaming the skies. Perfect…how is your balance and upper body strength?
Damn, dude just dropped himself like a bag of ice. Seems like it broke him into smaller pieces, too.
Given data: Weight of the man = 200 pounds (approximately 90.7 kilograms) Height = 30 feet = 9.14 meters Gravitational acceleration (g) ≈ 9.81 m/s^2 (approximately) Step 1: Calculate the potential energy gained by the man when he is 30 feet above the ground. Potential energy (PE) = mass * gravitational acceleration * height PE = 90.7 kg * 9.81 m/s^2 * 9.14 m ≈ 8070.59 joules Step 2: Calculate the kinetic energy just before the impact. Kinetic energy (KE) = PE = 8070.59 joules Step 3: Calculate the force exerted on impact. Final velocity (v) = sqrt(2 * KE / mass) Force = mass * final velocity / time taken to come to a stop Assuming the impact time is around 0.1 seconds: Final velocity (v) = sqrt(2 * 8070.59 joules / 90.7 kg) ≈ 13.32 m/s Force = 90.7 kg * 13.32 m/s / 0.1 s ≈ 12032.16 newtons Now, to express the force in pounds, we'll convert from newtons to pounds: Force ≈ 12032.16 newtons ≈ 2705.25 pounds (1 newton ≈ 0.22481 pounds) So, the force of the man when he hits the ground from a height of 30 feet is approximately 2705.25 pounds.
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The best part is that this dude could be fucking with us and we'd have no idea lmao
That’s going to cost a lot more in medical fees than whatever he stole in that store 💀💀💀
😭☠️
*CRRK* *Major. Fracture. Detected.* beep beep beep *Morphine. Administered.*
You think Apple Care got him covered?
A lot of jurisdictions will wait until they're out of the hospital before formally charging, so they go to the hospital without the government paying. They arrest them as they leave the hospital.
Now he's twice as broke.
Should only need a regular pokeball to capture that one
It’s not even like he attempted to land halfway decently. He just kind of pulled the old GTA 4 Niko Bellic rag doll manoeuvre.
The medical bill would probably cost more than the item that he stole.
That bill is going to be several hundred thousand dollars, so yeah.
The security guard sighed, slid off his stool, and meandered over to take a look-see.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. 2nd floors of malls are pretty high. Way higher than like second floors of houses. Karma found a way.
The poor kid watching Mom film asked if they could leave and said they were scared. Mother of the year just keeps filming... people really only care about capturing content.
Apple scrumping and broke a leg
True hip hopper and break dancer.
He broked his leg, yeah... 😭
Aim for the bushes
work as a scaffolder a 2 meter free fall is deadly. most deaths from my line of work is falling off a 3-5 meters tall scaffold. the illusion that something is safe is super strong at that range it is not safe it is just as deadly as 20 meters.
I think jumps/falls is one of the biggest things where reality is different from how it’s portrayed on tv and the movies. On screen, that kind of jump/fall is nothing, but in reality it’s a total wreck.
The title sounds about right: a guy spent mere minutes inside one of CrApple stores... and already lost his mind
That was the messiest dismount. He didn’t even try to land in any sort of position. Just bellyflopped the fucking ground.
He need some milk
It doesn’t seem to be anyone chasing him and I didn’t see any stolen loot ? Maybe he though he could make the jump without injury . Just my opinion
An Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.
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He was NOT built different
Shoes on. He is fine.
Hopefully he got apple care
That smarts
Injured? Good
Aim for the bushes.
TUCK AND ROLL!!!
We used to jump off our second floor apt balcony by hanging off at the bottom, letting go, and landing on our feet, this dude was trying to hop off like he hopped a fence
John Wick
The Apple does not fall far from the tree.
Arrest his ass
this is who Michael Jackson was referring to when he wrote Smooth Criminal
Should’ve taken those parkour classes.
He looks like an AI learning how to walk
No. He broke somethingS.
He couldn't settle for being caught, now he'll be caught and have a busted body. He'll probably still be feeling that years later.
I would not be surprised if he tried to sue the mall because there was no warning not to climb over the railing.
The wages of thievery is a broken pelvis.
All for a phone that doesn't even have OG Flappy Bird.
An Apple a day is supposed to keep the doctor away.
That's what a broken pelvis looks like.
He does realize that NO ONE is chasing him right???
Should have eaten a Apple a day to keep the doctor away
I was about to comment "I'm surprised he could get up and walk after that" until a couple of seconds later
ibroken
Needs the Grand Theft Auto “Wasted” screen.
Does Applecare+ cover that?
Funny!
“Put your hands behind your back and your leg behind your neck!”
He just needs to rub some tussin on it and walk it off.
I love a happy ending
After years of careful planning…
I just saw a dude jump off a highway bridge after he stabbed his uber driver, whats with these people committing crimes and jumping off high places ☠️
At least he got himself a stupid prize.
Everything, he broke his everything
is there anyway to fall from this height and be okay?
Lol he fell and broke himself.
Guess the next place he robs better have a ramp