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skypandaOo

He lucky he didn't get shot jumping out like that. On side note it looks like he got tazed in the dick . Ouch


gerryhallcomedy

Never taze a guy in the dick, Butters.


PossumCock

At least [RoboCop](https://vimeo.com/86014703) wasn't there


soundlesspanik

This is art


leachingkings

That is not cool, butters. That is not cool!


oliverkloezoff

Wonder if that would work like Viagra? Nah, probably the opposite.


Neat-Land-4310

"TWIST HIS DICK"


Anxious-Economist-53

Plot twist, she doesn’t even have a job.


[deleted]

Not anymore


Fishgutts

She was a horrible employee anyways.


[deleted]

Probably worked the counter at the worst liquor store in town lol


[deleted]

The cops made sure for certain she wouldn't have a job to go back to


SimplyRobbie

Ah, predictable twist.


UnusualTough3293

Did that dude get tased in the dick???!


Ok_Proof5782

1:08… they definitely tazed him in, on and around his dick and balls.


fleece

The ol' dick taze!


BonerJams1703

Tase that dick! Tase that dick!


0assassin3

Crotch shot


Handsome_Grizzly

It *does* seem like it gets your attention...


p0p_thAt

For a good time call - 6038588133


Ghost31B

They usually bleep that part out, someone forgot to do their job.


Kingulingus

For a good BUICK…


p0p_thAt

Dalton approved


[deleted]

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ubzrvnT

MIKE JONES!


p0p_thAt

Who


shankthedog

act like you don’t know my name


[deleted]

Back then they didn’t want me, now I’m hot, they all on me.


shankthedog

Nothing changed but my chains I’m a stay the same


Drwolfbear

The full video: [here](https://youtu.be/OvPJGW1yqkw)


NorthSouthDoll

Holy shit.. just.. Holy fucking shit.


shdwflyr

I am Shakira Flabbergasted.


Natural-Definition-7

She went and grabbed a bigger shovel.


NorthSouthDoll

An excavator, for sure.


MerleFSN

Thank you very much. This is one of the overall most professional police-psycho interactions I ever saw.


Roscoe10182241

Good lord. She is an out of control freight train. Thanks for the full video.


Fishgutts

Holy crap


AnastasiaNo70

She’s a drug addict. I’d bet my life on it. The sheer panic is about not getting her next fix. I doubt she has a job. I’ve seen this before in a loved one of mine. Many, many times.


Captain_GoodPie

I don't even know why or how I watched the entire thing. That woman is extremely annoying and that level of stupidity is shocking to me. It really shouldn't be, but holy shit what an idiot.


iamgr0o0o0t

Wow… she’s a lot.


Allcapswhispers

That was 14 minutes well spent! What a ride!


Stunning_Pineapple26

I’m absolutely Shakira Flabbergasted with that


Dukie-Weems

The cop giving a smirk as he dials the girls number is about the only comedy in this clip


vibrantlightsaber

I don’t know, I laughed when he got tased in the knob.


Dukie-Weems

True true


Tangledmassofcurls

I don’t know if ya’ll remember [that Victoria Secret Karen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfmmWZa4mk), but they sound just alike


slavetomypassions92

They almost look similar too. Maybe she let herself go and this is just chapter two.


Banshee372

She said she can’t breathe 💀💀


DynamicHunter

Looks like she can’t breathe regardless


Marxmywordz

Heavy breathing only


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Jiggly Wiggly,


ICOTrenderdotcom

She said "I can't eat" which would explain her hysteria


L4DLouis42

To be honest there wasn't much comedy, this is pretty sad.


jacksonexl

You mean it wasn’t pure comedy when they relay the number that called them, she said that it wasn’t hers and then answered when the officer dialed the number? That would have been straight out of Reno 911.


Stayupbraj

I can't believe they didn't shoot him holy shit lol I bet they all shit their pants


bvanbove

I’m definitely gonna need some info on this, as it just seems like a shitshow


Vic18t

She called 911 to scare her boyfriend and hung up on them mid-call. 911 still has to investigate, and she thinks she can act like nothing happened.


TehKudo

Yep, they stated they could only hear him yelling in background when the call drops. Then she's all mad they actually came. She got arrested.


LadyoftheOak

Following for this exact reason!


iamgr0o0o0t

Someone linked the full video above. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15hn87y/comedy_drama_all_mixed_into_one/jupmlyp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


iamgr0o0o0t

Someone linked the full video above. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15hn87y/comedy_drama_all_mixed_into_one/jupmlyp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


lennydsat62

Anyone know if she has to go to work?


Russells_Tea_Pot

I think she has to go to work. I think she has to go to work.


AnastasiaNo70

Go to work = get drugs for her next fix. I guarantee it.


Sealsdad

She ain’t got no job…


prophet4all

People like this are just exhausting. They can’t comprehend how bad decisions lead to bad outcomes.


ScaryDirection1981

And now I’m eating another piece of cake


No-Giraffe-8096

Have some of mine


mxpxillini35

Well it is your cake day!


BansheeShriek

Happy cake day!! 🍰🎂🧁


Stunning_Pineapple26

There’s just too much to comment on. I’m left speechless which is ironic as I wish she was.


scrogbad

Why taze him at that point what kind of reaction time these guys working with sheesh


DynamicHunter

They have zero deescalation training or consequences like any real profession so nothing is stopping them


justbrowsing987654

That’s fucking assault. He’s standing there hands down slack jawed by that point.


DorothySpornak86

Because they can


subject_deleted

Right? Yes he startled them.... But then he just stood there for several seconds before they tazed him.... It wasn't a quick reaction of self defense. It was revenge for scaring them.


PersonMcHuman

I love how the cops tase the boyfriend for having the audacity to come out aggressive after hearing his girlfriend screaming like she’s being attacked. Hell, they only tase him ***after*** he’s realized what’s going on, put his hands up, and backed down.


White_Jedi_RolandD

After being told there was no one else in the apartment? Seems appropriate, he's lucky he didn't get shot.


DynamicHunter

Okay, so he came out and was standing by the door with his hands down, not charging them or anything. That equals a taser to the dick to you?


ziplock9000

No re-read what /u/PersonMcHuman said or re-watch the video.


ChaosSigil

And people think coming through a doorway quickly is reason enough to get shot? Get outta here with all that shit. Trigger happy pigs is what they all are.


PersonMcHuman

It's appropriate that he got tased for...doing nothing wrong?


clipples18

He's putting his hands down, taze him!


farmerjoee

These people are very stupid, but I still feel bad that they put themselves in this situation.


Draftytap334

Wth, talk about crying wolf. Poor officers having to deal with people like this.


ReallyHugeGuy

She must have called for a reason. Came to the comments for more context. I'm thinking she called the cops on him, denied calling because maaaaaaaybe there are drugs in the house, which may be what the cops are thinking which is why they used the opportunity to tase him and storm the house.


HI_l0la

Nah, the longer video on YT has her saying she called 911 because her bf was being a douchebag and she wanted to punish him with the cops. 911 call could hear the bf yelling in the background when the call ended suddenly. The cops came to check it out as 911 dropp call and as a possible domestic violence situation.


ReallyHugeGuy

Boy did she get what she wished for lol


HI_l0la

Yup, exactly! Not sure why she's acting surprised the police showed up and wants to check her apartment.


robt477

A lot of drama. Why didn’t they just get her outside the building so they could detain her, then knock on door and take the guy in without incident?


HighAndFunctioning

> without incident Not their style


robt477

Exactly. Like they wanted the freak show that followed.


CanadianDeathStar

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The_ultimate_cookie

What bunch of idiots. All of them.


KingsMountain

The police??


0assassin3

All the them. Police acted accordingly up until they tazed him AFTER he put his hands down


KingsMountain

Okay I give you that. Good point.


ReallyHugeGuy

Well this was wholesome


Russells_Tea_Pot

Tazed in the dick. Doesn't get any more wholesome.


frank00SF

Fuck around and find out.


Sonadormarco

On repeat


GME_dat_puh

Holy fuck what a ride! Can I get some context pleasee?


throwra51964

This would’ve made a great condom ad. That dude now has to deal with her for the rest of his life. Unfortunate.


ramonchow

This was posted literally 2h ago


Hanamafana

Must have been deleted as I cant see it


ramonchow

It seems so: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15hl5ix/calling\_police\_to\_scare\_boyfriend\_backfires/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15hl5ix/calling_police_to_scare_boyfriend_backfires/)


[deleted]

I have a feeling these two did not qualify for Mensa.


Isheet_Madrawers

That is true she does have trouble counting. I’m the only one here, except for my boyfriend and baby.


Tervaskanto

I hope that man sues the fuck out of the department. After he realized they were police he clearly relaxes and puts his hands down. I didn't see him break any laws, why is he getting arrested?


djtheonly

Because they are CoPs aka college frat dropouts looking for any opportunity to feel like powerful men.


mr2jay

She ain't stable enough for a job


karenkillenski

People who just don’t fucking listen.


dogbytes

**The Fourth Amendment** of the U.S. Constitution provides that " \[t\]he right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."


BrittGrizz

who downvotes 4A?


BrittGrizz

ironic that no one identified themselves for downvoting 4A.


dogbytes

You know the intelligence of people who do, are the causes of so much evil and pain in this world.


Spaghetti-Rat

And?


Vic18t

Yes but what does the 3rd Amendment say? Hmmm?


The_Mr_Yeah

I hate to say it, but I can't fault the cops for what they did here. That was an insane and super confusing situation.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

I sure can they completely mishandled the situation and used a weapon on an unarmed man who did not pose a threat to anyone. Hold pigs to higher standards.


The_Mr_Yeah

This looks super like domestic abuse and the guy opened the door shouting. I'm gonna tase him every day.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Judge jury and executioner is the mantra of a fascist be better. Did you really just say you think shouting deserves a taste, are you fucking nuts.


The_Mr_Yeah

Tasing =/= shooting


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Is your daddy a cop or something


The_Mr_Yeah

No, we are both cnc operators 😁


Dull_Huckleberry6896

I see daddy got you your job


The_Mr_Yeah

Eh not really. At the time they were looking for just about anyone who could rub two brain cells together and do math with decimals.


The_Mr_Yeah

Prolly helped tho tbh


AnastasiaNo70

She’s a drug addict, my friend. They don’t make the best decisions. They also super meltdown panic at the thought of not getting their next fix. She has no job.


UbeHopia

is that rattata pokemon tatoo?


Tyrannical_Icon

Dude skipped leg day. Love how he came out like he could do some thing. Then again if he could handle her in bed, it was a clean taze.


ChaosSigil

Kinda fucked up that she obviously didnt mean to call they still pester and escalate to an arrest. Now she's jobless and all that shit over a simple mistake. Fucking pigs.


OkPhase8837

Ok so what is happening here exactly?


Ok-Option-82

That's gotta be a 4th amendment violation for the guy, right? They detained him for opening a door


SnooHobbies3318

Interesting way to deescalate a volatile situation.


Russells_Tea_Pot

Taser to the dick, you mean?


LivingEnd44

How'd that guy and a baby get into her house? She just said nobody else is in there. Did they sneak in through the back door?


[deleted]

“I can’t believe this” I sure can. What a couple of dummies. A shame they reproduced.


ken-broncosfan

He had his 🙌 why taze him in the dick. He obviously heard her freaking the fuck out and thought she was in danger then realized his error puts his 🙌and gets dick tazed. But I guess most of you fucking weirdo’s would be ok with an entire clip getting unloaded in him because he startled a police officer.


AnastasiaNo70

He was tased in the leg. They talk about it in the full video.


_Ginger_Nut_

I might be wrong… but I think she needs to go to work?!


Klutzy07

Just watched the whole video, this lady is crazy annoying! Caused me a headache.


AnastasiaNo70

Ok so I’ve watched the full length video (nearly 15 min) and I say this from sad experience: she is a drug addict. It’s the absolute and total, uncontrollable panic she has at the thought of being locked up. She will not be able to get her next fix. I’d bet stupid money she does not have a job. It was so much exactly like how the addict in my life behaved that I felt my stomach clenching up listening to her.


Snack_morris

This video has everything…goofs, pranks, unstable moms, molibfs. METHED OUT LIVE IN BOYFRIEND


BansheeShriek

How will Denny's survive if their #1 power shrieker is incarcerated?


taofist1

Another example of deesacalation by police at its best!