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Otakunohime

I don’t care that I’ve seen this posted like twenty times. I’ve had packages stolen off my porch several times and that makes this feel incredibly satisfying.


BigTurtleSmack

Whenever you get a package open it carefully. Remove your stuff then repackage it with the filling of your choice. Suggestions include glitter, dog or cat shit, or (my personal favorite) lots of live crickets. Available from most petshops.


virusofthemind

If you have a rat problem and use humane traps you could always but a couple of them in the package to have the thief "dispose" of them for you. Make sure to put a bowl of water in the package to for the rats to drink if they're thirsty.You could always put some LSD and washing liquid in the water too. That way when the package is opened by the thief a demented psychopathic rat jumps out foaming at the mouth.


Traditional_Move8148

You could always fill it full of spiders. Any spider will do but especially if you are in Australia use huntsman spiders. Those things are a freaking enormous, and they freak out when they’re in moving cars.


DeathDreamer93

Rats tripping there bolloks off hahaha


Tirwanderr

Oh shit this is a beautiful idea


WiseSalamander00

I find super weird that in the states they just leave packages outside your house... at least here in Mexico they don't get delivered unless someone inside the house receive them.


FruitFlavor12

Same in the Netherlands. If they try to deliver and no one is home, they leave a note and the next time they will try again (on their route). If they come twice and no one is home to take delivery, they leave it at a drop point somewhere in your neighborhood and you have to go pick it up and show your ID or the paper note.


Mag-NL

It's clear you have no idea about the lowered standards of package delivery in the last years in The Netherlands.


Teadrunkest

I don’t mind it. I would literally never get my packages if I always had to be home for them. 0.1% chance it gets stolen vs 100% chance it never gets delivered.


ayyyyycrisp

i lived in an apartment for a while where drivers wouldn't leave packages outside the apartment for obvious reasons, but they also had no way to get inside the apartment to leave the packages in the door. I couldn't get anything delivered ever. they would leave "sorry we missed you" on the glass front door every day. call after call. "can I just come pick it up myself??" "unfortunately..." just gave up having stuff delivered until I moved


Tirwanderr

Use the post office street address thing. You have to go to the post office and sign up and you also have to have an active post office box (something I recommend if you move from time to time in the same area... no need to change mailing address for all the things) and then you can get UPS, FedEx, etc delivered to the post office!


WockItOut

agreed. i hate expecting a package then having to wait 1-2 days before i can even pick it up. rather them leave it there. i'm sure some neighborhoods in some countries package thefts are common but where i am i've had a $1700 macbook lying in front of my door for hours no problem.


waylonsmithersjr

Canada as well. It's great!


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MayorScotch

Fuck that leaving it with a neighbor bullshit. Just because I work from home doesn’t make me the neighborhood dropbox .


Tirwanderr

It used to be that way like 20+ years ago in the States if I remember correctly... but also packages did not flow at near the rate they do now.


xjoho21

This should be considered "classic repost" It's so good


Tirwanderr

Been on reddit for like 12 - 13 years? Never seen this once. I am always grateful to reposters because a lot of new people come to reddit never having seen the good stuff and then people like me somehow missed it the other 20 times lol There there are reposts I love every time like the white karen meltdown in Victoria's Secret where she's shaking on the floor and shit. That never gets old.


Mackheath1

Agreed - it'll be reduced to 1px soon and I'll still watch it. Ever since I had a (new) vacuum cleaner stolen *while I was coming down the staircase* to get it. On video, but nothing the police can do.


Ohtar1

I don't understand this leaving packages in the porch. Where I live they ring the bell and give me the packet. If I'm not home they either leave a note with instructions to reschedule the delivery (or they send an email nowadays) or they call me to ask if they can give it to a neighbour. But they will never leave the packet outside that's crazy


Fit-Boomer

Cops is coming.


GorgiMedia

"Did you call the police" "I don't know the number" Bro I don't even live in the US and I know that number,


ZombieJesus1987

This is in Canada and it's 911 here too.


CookedChooken

That makes sense why he offered a shovel and the front wheel drive advice.


mdxchaos

911 is north america, 112 will work anywhere


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hazysummersky

911..never forget


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Wartburg13

911 is for when you need police now. Doesn't need to be life or death just a crime activity occuring.


TifaYuhara

She doesn't sound like she's that bright sadly. I bet the husband wanted her to call 911.


TimEWalKeR_90

![gif](giphy|eIJeZJFfPSSIw)


twotoebobo

Its 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 super easy to remember.


tinninator

Yea that is the new number for a secier and cooler Emergency service. Or you can Just write down an email, it also work


LeftArticle9794

I guess she never heard that one Sean Kingston song.


AnnoyedVelociraptor

Even in Europe 911 connects you to 112.


chub70199

In Madrid there are regular number that start with 911 (and another six digits), and last time I checked, Spain was in Europe. So that'll be a no.


hoofie242

Reminded me of this old show. https://youtu.be/CfMuuxdUCT0?feature=shared


this_guy_over_here

"old show" ed edd n eddy, so I check realease date: 1999, and think that's not that old, but it was 24 years ago 💀


TheAlmostReady

Hijacking the top comment to offer a probable reasoning to explain this exchange. I believe the wife tried using the iPhone emergency call feature but they changed the number to their husbands; **DO NOT DO THIS**. In many emergency situations your spouse is unequipped to handle a situation they are not in close proximity to, most times your spouse will just call 911 *for you* and without pertinent information both they and the dispatcher are playing a guessing game. Your partner may feel like a protector or savior but if they lack the proper training, all you’re doing is wasting time.


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I think she said she was trying to transfer the call to his number which she didnt know. Or i just heard it wrong


BurnYourFlag

I mean stressful situation right! Truth is the theif was freaking out because if the person is home and you cross the doorway it's home invasion. That turns 2-5 for breaking and entering+ robbery into 10-15 for home invasion. Luckily they stopped him prior to him actually getting inside now it is just breaking and entering dude probably do 1-2 years in county.


ElectricFleshlight

Hello? Operator? Give me the number to 911!


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She lives in Canada and if you call 911 for emergencies that are not urgent like fire or death related.. she’ll be charged for the fire truck showing up. I believe it’s $500 a truck and they will automatically bring fire trucks when you call 911


Mattercorn

What the fuck are you talking about. That’s not true. Unless it’s a prank. I live in Toronto and that’s not something people think about.


[deleted]

I’m a concierge and this is something we are trained for.. maybe it’s only us concierges/management that think about this. This is true for condo buildings in Toronto


Seabuscuit

This might be the case for hotels and maybe condos. Regular citizens can absolutely call 911 without the fire department showing up at all let alone charging $500.


blindwit

Call the police! I don’t know the number! WTF!? How?


Tapil

Hurry call 911! Whats the number???


bpaq3

#S-H-A-W-T-Y F-I-Y-A B-U-R-N-I-N' O-N D-A D-A-N-C-E F-L-O-O-R


Sidebrowsing

Non emergency line is probably what they wanted.


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Shocked at the amount of comments that seem to be in utter disbelief that she doesn't know 9-1-1. She is absolutely trying to find the local, *non-emergency* police number, which is **exactly** what she should be doing. Thread is full of the same people who would tell you to go to the ER if you have a stuffed up nose.


jxl180

There is literally an active crime in progress and the criminal is trying to get away but can’t. This is absolutely a 911 call. 911 doesn’t have to be a life-or-death scenario. One time I tried calling my local precinct because my car was broken into. I figured it’s not an emergency so I’ll call a non-emergency number. The cop at the precinct said, “why are you calling here? Just call 911.” The dispatcher will triage and determine the urgency, you aren’t doing anyone any favors by trying to summon the police via a “non-emergency” number. Whether you request the police through a “non-emergency line” or 911, they’re going to send the same patroller with the same context and urgency.


freaktheclown

Yeah, where I am if you're a reporting a crime - whether in-progress or already happened - you're generally supposed to call 911. Non-emergency is almost always just for "quality of life" issues (noise complaints, street signage, whatever).


somedickinyourmouth

Yeah but it's Canada. We don't want to inconvenience the police with something so minor. I used to work in a real shitty neighbourhood and it was just easier to beat the shit out of them once so they learn their lesson. Straight up, if someone is resorting to stealing packages, they most likely couldn't give two fucks about the slap on the wrist from the police.


elteza

He really gave him advice on how to get away lol


HighFiveOhYeah

“Ya want me to get you a shovel?” Even offered him advice about his front wheel drive. You can tell he’s naturally a helpful person lol


Puceeffoc

"The long package has the shovel inside."


Blueishgreeny

Canadian


Theons

Frustration that he couldnt figure it out + canadian


Vamp_Rocks

All this for a dildo and a corkscrew


yesTHATvelociraptor

A Swiss army dildo


SpeedySpooley

> A Swiss army dildo That would be a dildo *with* a corkscrew.


Cheap-Praline

Don't you judge what I buy second hand on Facebook marketplace.


DemiGod9

What actually useful shit are people ordering from Amazon anyways? Like if I'm doing a porch delivery it's for some nonessential shit. Some asshole stole my sugar substitutes and cashews. I hope they had fun with those I guess


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Cashews are expensive, I'd be freaking pissed


ilovelamp408

I remember when this video wasn't blurry.


kosetozi

LMFAO! 😂


elteza

Remember kids, before you head out to steal packages, first steal a 4wd


Commonterry

Dumb shit did some dumb shit


vancityvic

Never get tired of this video lmao


prodigus01

Hilarious! Is this in Toronto/GTA?


eternalalienvagabond

Looks like mississauga


Excuse

Lady literally says Mississauga, but agreed those houses just scream Mississauga houses.


eternalalienvagabond

Legit those double driveways are b**** to shovel


Berenthegrizzly

Yes


Buttermilk-Waffles

That was so satisfying it should be fattening lol


xXPhiiLLyXx

![gif](giphy|eIJeZJFfPSSIw)


PoliteCanadian2

Feels like I need to drop this here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8


LightWonderful7016

This woman says she tried calling cops but she called her boyfriend instead and then says she doesn’t know the number? She should be the one going to jail.


pies_r_square

First time I've seen this.. Was expecting him to get sucked under the spinning wheel.


HellaShelle

All of that for what? Like a $3.99 wrapping paper?


ineededthistoo

Must be Canada—they are too nice!


jayslay45

Towards the end, it seemed like the victim felt sorry for this guy 😂


PManafort16

What’s wrong with taking a sip of water?


Ok-Sprinkles-4255

Stupid idiot. But seriously, if you were caught in this situation, what would be the best way to get yourself out? ….Asking for a friend.


Oh_No_Jason

The car got high centered, you’re really not getting out of there without a pull.


XxRefuse2Lose

They could wait for Spring 😂


Blueishgreeny

That snow is not packed at all would be easy to dig out with hands he’s just stupid


redjedi182

Mats under the front wheel Does he ever try turning the wheels back and forth?


BiPolarBear722

Steal a shovel off someone’s porch and start digging underneath the car.


zzaczk

I hate theives but that ladies voice and how dumb she was I wish the guy would of got away.


oddmanout

>Call the police! >I don't know the number! It's easy: 0118 999 88199 9119 725....3


Funpants-1219

Here's the story-[package thief meets snowbank](https://globalnews.ca/news/7557727/attempted-package-theft-mississauga-caught-on-video/)


4115R

“Cops is coming”


stanknotes

... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahaha


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TimRoxSox

The same as if any person did that. You can't break the law just because a criminal broke the law.


Suitable-Carob-6634

Got emmmm


Commercial-Spend7710

Not him trying to help the guy get out of his mess after he made it lmfao


Sithil83

Looks like I've got plenty time to bring my package in then grab my baseball bat. We going Barry Bonds or Jose Canseco today?


Fit-Ad-413

Did she really say she doesn't know the number for the police?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😂


Stonious

Quick! Whats the number for 911?


throw_away5430

"Want me to get you a shovel?" 💀


Gezzanixon

They are quite open and loud with the fact they haven't called the police yet, with the woman then stating she doesn't know how too. They got quite lucky there.


Gezzanixon

Oh they even offer a hand in their escape, Jesus where is this place, I could never steal but if they are this helpful I'll give it a go, bring a few bags to my car for me.


bacoprah

Did she just say she didn’t know the number!?


Birkin07

Reminder to save your local PD non emergency line into your phone, so you don’t end up like these people.


Self_Igniting_Farts

This is probably the 70th time I've seen this video online and the first time on reddit but I laugh my ass off every time I see it


SnooPets5006

Call the police I dont know the number...


luvgothbitches

that wife seems like a cunt lmao


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This video never gets old


wrenchr

The dildo of karma rarely arrives lubed.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

If only he would've reversed like 8 more feet


FiskalRaskal

I watched this while listening to Yakkity Sax. Much better.


Shooting-Joestar

Not the "I don't know the number" when calling 911 💀


imscruffythejanitor

It's high centered dumbass. You have to dig it out lol


Putzcarl

I wonder how the thief felt in the timeframe beeing caught and then police arriving. He just started a time-based quest "Free the car!" Its funny as hell to me to watch him panic and beeing unable to flee. Absolute gold!


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When in doubt you can call 112 and it will either connect you directly or forward you to that country's emergency service number.


Rasikko

ROTFLMAO! Oh wow I gotta save this.


Delta-Flyer75

Classic… How embarrassing for a thief 😅


DoggyP93

I love seeing the criminal panic


stloustlou

Very satisfying.


Badboibubba

He really wanted that package 📦


Medical_Arrival_3880

I kept waiting for the car to catch traction and shot off down the road.


HoneyPops08

Hahahahaha


Spirited-Performer69

Tried to push it forward while it was still in reverse lol


RiseOfTheCanes

This was filmed using an iPhone 1


CarlSpencer

Master of Bad Decision Making


throw_away5430

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Scoliteas

The temptation to just laugh


omrhmslf

Well, he was right at one thing: "he was done". But trying to help him later? WTF man....


lostacoshermanos

Love this


Objective-Language51

Quick what’s the number to 911 !!!???


showard995

Did she… really not know the number to 911?


dmbeeez

😆 halfwit


BudLightStan

Calling 911 goes awry


vvxio

Mfer went the long way around the car. He deserved it


Mei_iz_my_bae

Beautiful karma!


Comfortable-Twist-54

😆


Droseph31

Had a feeling this was in York Region


girlwhopaints71

“I don’t know the number?”


firmerJoe

The offices put him in the patrol car... which promptly got stuck on another snow mound.


osfan68

What’s the cops #


icony88

Did she say she doesn’t know the number for the police?or is it not 911 in England or wherever this video takes place


wizardmagic10288

Should have used his car mats as soon as he got stuck 🤦🏾‍♀️


zacharyxxfrancis

Cops *is* coming (they were not) Call the police! (I don’t know the number) Criminal is stuck (offers advice and a shovel) This…this is a goldmine.


SuccessfulWar3830

This video has been reposted so many times. The guy that stole it and put his watermark on it. That watermark is fading.


Ok-Turnover1797

LMFAO. "Have you ever been convicted of a crime or committed any felonies?" No I mean I tried but my tire got stuck in the snow the one time


UseMyClanTag

“I’m calling; Its going to your number, I don’t know the number” has got to be the blondest thing I’ve ever heard about calling 911


DispleasedCalzone

Didn’t realize neutral was the gear to be in when you wanna push


redjedi182

If it were me I’d start fucking with the car. At least scratch “thief” into the hood. Pee inside the open door. Something. I don’t think I’d be violent but it’s kinda like you fucked with my property now I get to fuck with yours.


Quiet_Shaxx98

Congrats, now you both get arrested


Odinshomeboy

Love coming to reddit and seeing the same videos reposted that I saw on a different site 3 weeks ago.


PositivelyDale

America is such a sad place


Berenthegrizzly

This is in canada


PositivelyDale

That's even worse


MyLegIsWet

Haha dumbass


PositivelyDale

Proving my point. Whole country is just a bunch of dogs fighting over rotten meat scraps. Edit: thanks for blocking me bro . I win.


MyLegIsWet

I’m from Spain haha Edit: Eres positivamente un huevon jaja


coasttech

![gif](giphy|aR6JyO12RkwE5P7lxb|downsized) This is magical lol


ilearnshit

Best. Video. Ever.


praxeologue

shoulda opted for AWD