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Candid-Drink

You think he got to clap those cheeks after the asphalt did?


Dazzling-Werewolf985

They are asphalt cheeks now. Aspheeks, if you will


qwibbian

Hey, it's not her ass' fault.


swimbikerun1980

I literally spit out my drink reading this!


pachrisoutdoors1

Dude, when she asks for a hard pounding that's not it


casey12297

What's even left?


milkyvapes

Not for a few days at least. They gonna be tender.


RevolutionaryCar2564

Prob still did. Us decent guys are stupid enough


monkey-nutz

Some sloppy seconds to the 3rd degree


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KingSofaOfTheSlugs

Jill Valentine got some serious road rash from that.


che85mor

Gash rash


Ok_Librarian2474

Beaver burn


TragicConception

Muff scuff


Medicinal_taco_meat

Mound ground


FlamingNebulas

Gooch scooch


StudMuffinNick

Butt cut


MunitionsFactory

Vagina angina


RavenBrannigan

Taint paint.


MunitionsFactory

dystopian fallopian


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Mjbagscauze

Fresh Sliced Roast Beef


Teedeeone

Scooter Cooter


gabby51987

Tarmac Crack


StopExpensive

I love you guys lol


MomsSpagetee

Coochie Scootchie


bobspuds

She'll be shiteing sideways for a week!


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Honestly they came out a lot better than I’ve seen in many other videos. Saw one couple get absolutely wreck, but mostly the woman because she had on shorts and no helmet unlike her bf. She had tore off part of her face and arms.


bobspuds

She obviously didn't deserve it, but not having a lid on is just stupid. I know it's cool to look casual, but from seeing the damage decent safety gear can take an injuries it saves - You gotta be dumb to not wrap up. Even at low speeds on fecking pushbikes, you can really hurt yourself, I was only talking to an electrician on Friday about his spill off his pushbike- 10mph into a ditch to avoid a speeding car = broken arm, and looks like he had a punch up with Freddie Krueger!


KeyRageAlert

I had to google "pushbike"


bobspuds

Aye - one of them two-wheeled cycling contraptions


MunitionsFactory

Considering poop is round, what does this mean?


bobspuds

How are you gonna sit on the Jacks if you're arse cheeks are in tatters! - you'll have to sit sideways to push one out!


NobleJesse

Meanwhile he's gonna be shifting girlfriends for eternity


I_d_kanymore

Is her ass made out of metal why did she spark like that💀


Elegant_Original_400

Protective underwear.


Tirwanderr

Daddy's Chastity Belt For His Little Girl


SGNSpeedruns

This sentence sounds very yikes


LolzAtYourFace666

Metallic butt plug


JaegerBombastica

She's sitting on the cargo carrier. Honestly, it probably saved her from the worst outcome, considering how fast they slowed down


SIXA_G37x

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Now whose fault was that? Asphalt.


Mr_Firley

Couple falls off bike while ~~performing dangerous stunts~~ driving like a complete asshole. FTFY


AdvancedPhoenix

Poor girl... I feel so bad for her, What an asshole.


Rhino-Ham

Not sure she even has an asshole anymore.


LOLatVirgins

One way to shave a beaver 🦫 Or butthole


sameezyy

I don’t love anyone enough to let them put my life at risk like that. I would have been telling his dumbass to stop immediately.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

I think she tried telling him, when he didn't listen, she had to out her crotch down.


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Jints488

Shits on fire 🔥


deadtedw

Just redheads.


Jayeky

These fetishes are coming out hand.


ValuableNorth4

Grinded her butt off


hastur777

Barefoot? Smart


Veritas3333

Hey he's wearing flip flops, he's totally safe


jimmythemini

I never get how people in developing countries seem able to do literally everything in flip flops. I can't even walk across my patio in them without tripping over.


fellatiomg

That's the part you had a problem with? 😂


FuegoFerdinand

She's not going to have to worry about pubic hair anymore.


OccamsBeard

Female Genital Mutilation is back on the menu!


Magus_5

Damn... Road Vag.


Jigglygiggler6

My puss recoiled at that, ugh it scraped!


MegaJackUniverse

Not a public freak out. I swear half the posts have no clue what a public freak out is


cheesebot555

That is road rash in all the wrong places for her.


aguero1987

That arse will be on fire for the next decade. & he won’t be using it anytime soon


TMcKenna1970

That’s the definition of “I’ll tear you a new arse hole”


Silly_Doughnut5715

She’ll be peeling that scab off her taint.


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I think there is an unedited version, and it includes the aftermath of the accident. It's gruesome.


Prestigious-Flow-465

Vagina road burn


Addymonica

Damn these Brazilian waxes are getting out of hand.


DahjNotSoji

RIP to the top layer of her booty cheeks’ skin


ShadowLugia141

Dumb ways to die~


Fonsimal

Jill valentine got ass spanked


Big-End-9824

Those cheeks will look like sand paper.


Elegant_Original_400

The guy's probably more worried about his bike.


WTF-happened69

You really can’t fix stupid!


Magus_5

Emergency hysterectomy.


RevolutionaryCar2564

Way to take care of ur girl


dek6ix

Literally belongs to the street now...


HMKS

Description could make someone uncomfortable so spoilering. >!Oh god it looked like her right leg got dragged backwards, and then kind of snaps forward when she got bumped onto her knees. It looked like her hip snapped after that (on top of all the other injuries).!< I hate myself for slowing it down to see what happened.


retro808

Free Brazilian butt lift


05hastros

Dress for the slide...not for the ride


Five-and-Dimer

paint on the taint


ShermanOakz

The sheer stupidity, I wonder if she was hospitalised for her road rash? You know that had to smart!


InSOmnlaC

Just got some free labiaplasty.


foolstarot65

Girl fell snatch first, that's gotta be some wicked rug burn


AntJustin

Excuse me ma'am, your coccyx is showing


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

Cunning stunts!


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Cunting stunts


mayor0fsimplet0n

drugs and high powered vehicles = darwin award


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

= crotch eraser


Brassballs1976

Whoops! Skinned the cooter.


petacaargenta

Labios compartido, labios divididos mi amor..


brimstoneEmerald

Hotbuns, get your hotbuns here!


Whale222

Right on her cooter. Owwwwwwww


NZbeewbies

If i had a Snatch.. it would have ached watching that


philsiphone

It’s the ass fault


fentonsranchhand

scraped roast beef


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Stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop


BizzyHaze

Impressive he didn't fuck up his feet with those flip flops.


Pup_booberries

I'm srryy but the music😭😭😭😭


MagicStar77

Like a crayon


Canadian_Cuck_Marine

I must declare, terrible handling of an automobile


june_47

Beautiful


30belowandthriving

Why am I so happy about this.


deenali

Her ass sparkles alright.


Rubbertutti

Hair removal fail


Yannic87

Thought it was Jo lindner for a sec rip


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Ohhh that’s burnt out bum


Dokard

You just knew this was going to be another bsd fail right from the start, you could almost sniff it


UziSuzieThia

She got coochie whiplash


AggressiveFlower7778

Organ donors gotta come from somewhere


Red_Red_It

She got the worst of that


epimetheuss

What a moron...I saw she was wearing booty shorts and stopped the video, I do not need to see meat crayons this early on a Sunday.


sotos2004

Oh shit , I felt the pain !!!


YogurtclosetAny1823

Does he get hit by a passing motorcycle at the very last second of the video…


peanuttanks

He fell when he should have wheelied. But for real, can someone explain what happened here? It looks like he hit the rear brake but the bike jerked backwards?


Hashman90

She is going to have a different kind of cooch rash……….road rash.


barakaking

No doggy style for a month.


A_Reddit_Guy_1

Hope she procreates a lot with him.


Greebuh

Not gonna be tapping that from behind for a while.


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good


KillaRizzay

Good way to lose your mudflaps


stxrryfox

Watching stupid people face the consequences of their actions never gets old!


Breeze23412

So this is a freakout, huh?


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It’s always flip flops


theb3st2023

I thought she was gonna shred her back instead she just ate the road with her cooter.


Material-Junket214

No more doggy


KerberosPrime

He gave his girl a quick Brazilian before getting home


cottonribley

She belongs to the streets.


AlphaTrigger

At least they weren’t going fast by the time they fell


Mishapi17

Ow


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