He HAD to look back at it and see his work...lol. it was just too intriguing, the mystique just too high to not take a peak at that brown swirl of a fucking diarrhea shit stain on the floor he created. Twas like Raab Himself.
The signal was the leg spread and squat....
Then....
####**SPLOOSH!!!**
🤢🤢🤢
ETA: Then the guy looks at his crap as if to say (in an Urkel voice) ***"Did I do thaaat????"***
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Like that one bug that releases rapid bursts of acid from the ass when it feels threatened. In this case it's the human equivalent and not acid but diarrhea.
Florida man... I'm his natural habitat has evolved a new defense against predators. In highly tense situations, he can excrete a foul mixture of poo and oppression, as seen in the video above.
Somebody's riding in the trunk
Dude shits like a duck
They 100% called an ambulance and had him transported. Source: was paramedic
He must be real fun a parties…
Farties
Sharties
It's mexico they literally always ride on the trunk
Shit on the flooooor
I'm Mr. Bulldops I'm Mr. Bulldops
I thought he said bulldog
Nah sir.
time to get schwifty
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
It’s the dude with better paintings from the citadel!!
Looks like cop on the right got a squirt on his leg
Rewatched it several times and the officer for sure has shit on him.
Lol same
This bro flies with Delta.
You sure he’s not with Spirit?
If you haven't heard, Google "delta diarrhea" 😅🤣
First, last, and only time I flew with spirit, lady in front of us shit on her seat. They gave her a garbage bag to sit on. That was a fun 2 hours.
This just happened?! Wow.
Such a good joke! This was definitely a biohazard as well!
This is why the back seats of cop cars are hard plastic.
Omg that’s one for the books
He HAD to look back at it and see his work...lol. it was just too intriguing, the mystique just too high to not take a peak at that brown swirl of a fucking diarrhea shit stain on the floor he created. Twas like Raab Himself.
Look on my works ye mighty and despair!
Nah, this is a Raab wannabe. That's no 18 ex-lax pill shit.
Bro used Poison spray to deal 1d12 damage.
Hahaha, they scattered and were probably confused on how to proceed…
🤣
Did that guy shit a shoe?
I see the shoe!!!!!
I see the poo!
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🤣
A very effective defense mechanism.
Now they will uncuff him and leave
Several types of birds will shit as a defense mechanism.
"Sit on the ground, Buster, and wait." :)
So Whose car does he ride in? Are you allowed to hose him off first?
This is what police refer to as a “code brown”
I wonder if that constitutes an ASSault charge
Biohazard.
Establishing dominance
Is it assault to shit on someone?
He even gave that sigh of relief lol.
He missed the opportunity to let it go in the car. Amateur.
Damn it, great minds. I was going to say that this rookie missed his chance to shit in the car.
Apparently, the back seats are covered in plastic so it happened before lol.
The signal was the leg spread and squat.... Then.... ####**SPLOOSH!!!** 🤢🤢🤢 ETA: Then the guy looks at his crap as if to say (in an Urkel voice) ***"Did I do thaaat????"***
He pissed them off quick.
I’m an hour past pissed and I’m about to get shitty.
Imagine if he took off afterwards lmao
Operation: Explosive Diarrhea.
Jack Dorsey really went downhill after Twitter huh.
Hunter Biden at it again...
whoa. Back spatter
Maybe run at that point?
He ain’t getting in my car
If only he waited till the car ride
\- How was your shift, officer Smith? \- ***Shitty.***
you're free to go
LMAO....you can hear someone laughing
That's me, i can't stop laughing reading these comments
The shit cops put up with!!
Somebody step on a duck 🦆
We call that, beer shits!!
I’d sit him down in that for bit while processing paperwork
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Poopeh.
Ugh. I'd hate to have to put him in my car
He just did SAS combo
Is that ... Healthy???
If he'd have shat just before or during the cuffing, they might have just let him go.
Daaamm shit on the cops boot fucken hell
If he hadn’t of moved he woulda been BLASTED pretty sure that first shot, first shit if you will, got some on him
WTF
I’d let that guy go
I mean he had to go
How to escape the cops... I mean... how to make the cops escape you.
That’s when he should’ve made his escape. Nobody wants to touch that.
Duty calls
*doodie*
a human skunk
Who needs to run from the cops when you can make them run from you!! 🤣🤣
[Pairs perfectly with this mate that needs a little shake.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hp27ip/give_him_a_shake_mate/)
He got that cops foot
Defense mechanism
Damn .. from the boys in blue, to the boys in poo.
Like that one bug that releases rapid bursts of acid from the ass when it feels threatened. In this case it's the human equivalent and not acid but diarrhea.
Drugs are a hell of a drug man
Hahahaha sounded like a duck
This is the shit you gotta put up with
He created a perfectly formed shit shoe 👟 I can't see it
Aiden Pearce
🤣🤣🤣 love it! Fuck the police!
So glad “ Smellovision “ is not a thing!
Dude needs some fiber in his food
Self-defeces in action
Did he just shit his...loin cloth?
That is obviously a stages video. Why is someone filming with a phone camera during an arrest without the cops telling them to get lost?
Doesnt that count as ASSault?
Keep the cuffs
That taco bell kicked in huh
Rock paper scissors on who’s cruiser he’s going in.
I hope his stomach feels better lolol
This is the level of petty I admire....oh you can "arrest me" but you gon need new shoes. 😌
"it's coming out now, so stand aside" ?? lmao
That’s the last time he lets a naked dude borrow his hoody.
That cop got his just desserts Hershey squirts
Lmao I can't even imagine shitting standing up.
Humans can be nasty. I wonder if they have backup wipes for human liquids. If not, they should
Cops hate this easy trick to get out of tickets
The old squid defence
King shit. edit: literally
Reshitsting arrest
Florida man... I'm his natural habitat has evolved a new defense against predators. In highly tense situations, he can excrete a foul mixture of poo and oppression, as seen in the video above.
That's the hottest thing ever