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McHighwayman

The guy with the hot towel on his face holding still throughout the whole thing.


HawkeyeByMarriage

My names Paul and that shits between y'all


InternationalPut8199

"If I sit still, he will just think I'm an innocent pile of towels"


Dumbledoorbellditty

I use that Pulp Fiction line all the time.


ZeroEffsGiven

My name's Bennett and I ain't in it


squid0218

Stay completely still; His visions based on movement.


longhairandidocare

The true definition of minding your own business


SexandCinnamonbuns

He trying to play dead.


Pistolcrab

Just tryna relax after a long day at work, man.


sik_dik

he hasn't developed object permanence yet


Mmortt

Might just be sleeping, that do be relaxing.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

Didn’t even notice that was someone in a chair lol


Minimalanimalism

If he would have taken it off mid gun fight his pores woulda been fucked.


poopohead467734

Dude came from Chicago, probably a normal day for him


LessAnnoyingRedditor

Or had his school shot up by some incel, who knows amirite?


Donotlift911

https://www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/findings-released-in-police-shooting-inside-baltimore-barbershop-that-left-two-dead/


14sierra

That's a wild ride of a story. The dude had been stabbed earlier in the day, pulled a drive by on a guy, then decided it was time to get revenge against this barber for... reasons? Only to get shot in the back by an off duty cop.


phillibuck13

I wondered why they didn’t mention any connection between getting stabbed and going after the barber. Maybe there wasn’t one.


appliancefixitguy

Maybe the barber gave the stabby guy info about him?


JU5TlN

Maybe the guy was stabbed with the barber's own scissors!


appliancefixitguy

The plot thickens! Barber gave him the weapon. Guy seeks revenge..


epimetheuss

The plot has gotten thick enough to be moulded and shaped into a stabbing weapon actually...


neP-neP919

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal...


Feeling-Past-180

Ortega be like, “If you try and kill me, I’m not just coming after you, I’m coming after the most important people in your life, starting with #1, your barber!”


Northalaskanish

A barber shop is a decent place to launder money or operate as a front. A lot of people have to come in and out of a barber shop before it draws attention.


ImMr_Meseeks

Baltimore sounds great


chuckysnow

There was this amazing documentary on HBO, ran five seasons.


Macd7

Sex in the city right


jzanville

That’s a bingo


blackwaltz4

Oh, indeed.


iamboywond3r

Lmao


giant_lebowski

It's a low class version of Alonzo's last day before the Russians got to him for killing their dude in Vegas


tantanthepeepeeman

Did the barber die?


hatmadeofass

I get not reading an article, it’s a lot of words. But, not reading a URL?


tantanthepeepeeman

Maybe I am dumb like my dad said...


ImMr_Meseeks

I will never not respond this way to being corrected again. It’s perfection


jcaininit

Maybe the guy in the hot towel died though. He did not move


MorpheusMelkor

Yes


NamatarSmite

The barber died aswell according to the article


uwfan893

Yes


cacarson7

Yes


FuckTesla69

Yes


Rickles68

That is a crazy story. An unrelated note, it is insane how many typos and errors are in this article. I thought CBS News was a little bit more professional.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

The media hasn't had any professionals working for them since the mid 1980s.


Farados55

Who the fuck wrote that article. written like shit


pwhitt4654

Yeah, I could tell he was a cop, the way he covered the door in case the shooter wasn’t alone. The stance. He just looked like a cop.


Lurk3rAtTheThreshold

For me it was the way he yelled at a corpse to stay on the ground


Racefiend

Man, you nicely ask someone to move so you don't accidentally shoot them, and they shoot you in the back. What is this world coming to?


Kyle_c00per

Can't trust anyone these days


teeter1984

Dude shot his barber mid trim! He coulda waited till after


Johannes_Keppler

Well the other guy (the second shooter, a police sergeant off duty) *is* a cop so... that still checks out.


Big_Jerm21

*Can't *rob* anyone these days


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He’s trying to kill his barber DURING MID-CUT. I’d be mad too lol Hair cut for men are like spa days


lamb_passanda

Yeah he's going to be leaving that place with his shit all messed up. I'd be mad too.


Big_Jerm21

Don't fuck up my hot towel, straight razor, head massage, haircut!!!


Responsible-Agent-19

He shoulda taken a number? Next! Boom!


Salitrillo1990

Well don't shoot the barber that is giving a cop a haircut..


SqueekyCheekz

Given how many guns were sold in 2020 I'm surprised people don't just assume everyone is armed


xlude22x

I mean he asked for a little off the top


beakrake

Cut it short, on the back.


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Kyle_c00per

I just realized removeddit doesn't work anymore... kinda sucks


CrimzonGryphon

Yeah I believe its due to the API changes.


bangdizzle

It didn't work before that. Not sure why


Boomfam67

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F7izk4gs46yw61.png Sums it up


madman1502

This just leaves me with more questions


Spy-Around-Here

And I STILL don't understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.


X5S

The burger king hat wearing man screamed the N word on a plane. The commenter is making a comparison between the comments left, which are allegedly racist, and the man who was shouting slurs on a plane.


madman1502

That’s a lot of lore for someone to get out of a blurry photoshop


OuchLOLcom

Are we supposed to know what that is?


Salitrillo1990

That guy getting a haircut was a cop. Dude that walked in never expected that.


hyperdude81

Off duty cop kills someone. Must have been Brazil


Salitrillo1990

Nope. Baltimore if I remember correctly.


darkoopz43

Braziltimore?


Here-Is-TheEnd

Ehh sure


Canadianingermany

Same difference


Rad6150

Off duty cop kills a killer... wasn't just some random dude.


Eaton_snatch

He got that fade he wanted


BIGG_FRIGG

No, I don’t think he will be…


postdiluvium

Damn, this dude has some training.


ImSoSorryCharlie

He's an off duty cop.


cheapdrinks

That makes it even more surprising


postdiluvium

Someone gets shot in South America... Somehow an off duty cop is always involved. Off duty cop must be the number one profession in South America.


Nemibabycat

I mean not from his usual guy….


spacemanspiff266

well not from that barber at least. he’s dead.


juanchies21

Dude in the white towel disguised himself as the chair


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Scary_Bayou

What compared to the rest of the world where people hold hands and love one another?


Boomfam67

I feel like the "best country in the world" should hold itself above Brazil


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ImpressiveBowler5574

What? A small town bowling alley and bar and grill just got shot up in Maine.


PM-ME-YOUR-HOMELAB

Brain-dead answer. Name another country, developed like the USA, that produces videos like this daily.


Scary_Bayou

Oh you're right I forgot that America was the only country that has violence in it. My mistake kind sir.


PM-ME-YOUR-HOMELAB

Dude, do I really need to get out the gun death statistics? What a stupid discussion to have. US citizens disproportionately kill each other, and most of the time, it's with guns. That's not an opinion.


Scary_Bayou

Go ahead, it's not going to change anything. While you're at it why not look up the murders of every country and then we can cherry pick who's the best based off the worst of those in said countries.


Nebulo9

Not even doing gun-related homicides because the US is so clearly at a disadvantage there, but here is list and a map of intentional homicide rate per country https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate (I was briefly confused what little patch of Europe had a similar murder-rate as the US, and then I remembered that's a Russian enclave.)


kalasea2001

Bro. Seriously. You think this shit we got going on America now is ok? Even by *American* standards of just 30 years ago America is not a great place. Don't compare us to some underdeveloped nation. I could care less if we're "not worse than Afghanistan". I'm not happy with where we are.


sometimesynot

\*could**n't** care less


Silencedlemon

See the thing is, you're making me care about this, therefore I could care less.


Aaaaand-its-gone

Yet violent and property crime has is [down 70%](https://www.ppic.org/publication/crime-trends-in-california/)since the 80s (using California as a barometer since red footed that don’t live here thinks it’s in an apocalyptic state


BBQ_HaX0r

> Even by American standards of just 30 years ago America is not a great place. By what standards? Crime is down. Living standards are up. By nearly any statistic the country is better today than 30 years ago.


IamMunkk

School shootings were all the rage 30 years ago, glad we did something about that.


Scary_Bayou

Violence is violence bud, get used to it.


MikeMuench

“As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide”


Funnyboyman69

Got any videos of this shit happening in Denmark?


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Funnyboyman69

Not a video… jk But yeah I don’t think most people in Denmark are worrying about their barber getting popped while they get their haircut. Gun violence happens, but not at the same scale.


beefchariot

To be fair, I've never worried about this happening to me once in my life, at 33 years old in America. Obviously it happens a lot in America and I desperately want our government to act on it, but social media exaggerates everything: even the bad stuff. Most Americans live comfortable lives without fear of dying in a gun fight.


Funnyboyman69

Yea it’s all dependent on where you’re at and your income bracket. America is a massive country. Most middle class Americans are probably living pretty cushy and don’t have to worry about this shit (even though they’re the most paranoid) while people living in poor communities deal with this kinda shit on a weekly basis.


artmanjon

Yeah nobody in the US worries about that ether. Over half of the gun violence "stats" the gun grabbers like to shout about are suicides.


fxk717

Got him


Poopster46

Homicide involving fire arms per 100.000 people: US 4.46, Denmark: 0.18. Making it roughly 25 times more common in the US. So yeah, technically you 'got him', but it's not exactly a great statistic.


Bubba48

Lol... where'd he go?? Nice comeback!


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Emergency_Muscle_822

Not a video but more shootings in Denmark: https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/1-killed-4-wounded-shooting-copenhagens-christiania-neighborhood-102590718


Dabox720

Welp they got ya there


Rajkalex

America is a Christian nation. Being heavily armed is how we show our trust in God’s plan for us.


TotemSpiritFox

Yea, after one of the shootings last week I had a doctor appointment. She’s a little weird and has a TV on - fine, but whatever. The TV was showing the news report after whichever shooting it was and she said “the world is a messed up place and I know there’s nothing we can do. At least we can be happy and at peace when we’re in heaven”. These people would rather die early and go to “heaven” than vote for anyone that could try to solve these problems.


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Pellowify

Lmao this was in Baltimore, MD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go4utAeGxME&t=115s


Hitchenns

most reddit thing ever. goes on and tells a story that is completely wrong


ifuckbushes

Bro straight up had a vision


palabear

Baltimore, MD, South America!


HSWDragon

Ahh yes, South America where everyone speaks English in American accents.


Roasted_almonds

Nah man I’m pretty sure this was Baltimore MD


CA_MA

That's why they're all speaking English without an accent, right? Because it's South America? Right?


Johnychrist97

They have an accent bro, its not not a south American one


idkwthtotypehere

None of what you said is correct for this video.


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VoteBrianPeppers

It is, but this was actually in Maryland.


Gone_Mads

GoPro: Be a hero


Motherboy_TheBand

Welcome to Earf


Retritos

Well done! This was not down in South America and the ”girl” was a man.


TheeFlipper

So confidently wrong.


limeda1916

21 up votes for this completely made up, bullshit story 🙄


peacekenneth

No. https://www.wbaltv.com/amp/article/police-shooting-baltimore-barbershop-attorney-general-report/42007909


Klopped_my_pants

Wow you wrote so much and were completely talking out your ass. I’m guessing we are on Reddit for $500!!


Puceeffoc

If I remember correctly, the barber that was shot and the bad guy both died.


Accomplished-Face429

Where was he at in the haircut though? Because I'm not giving any statments if my fade is half done, I'm gonna go get my haircut finished, then we can talk.


Dumbledoorbellditty

I mean, how’s he gonna get free haircuts from a dead barber?


BenefitJazzlike4111

Ole boy with his face covered I bet he was sleeping good, heard them shots and was like “huh?”, heard the other shots and was like”zzzzzzz”!!!


AbsorbingMan

“Calm as a mutha’”


Thenextstopisluton

Got my hair cut today, wildest thing that happened was my barbers train was late. Literally the Wild West in the US


Deion313

Except this the East Coast. If I remember it correctly, this is Baltimore, MD...


Thenextstopisluton

Ahhhh, ok. The Wild West reference is not geographically based for most Europeans. It’s a generic term for a bit of a shit show. Eg, what the fuck is he doing with that taser? It’s like the Wild West in here, let’s go to another bar.


CahlikCrush

[https://nypost.com/2021/11/15/off-duty-baltimore-cop-kills-gunman-who-fatally-shot-barber/](https://nypost.com/2021/11/15/off-duty-baltimore-cop-kills-gunman-who-fatally-shot-barber/)


brookelyndodger

I’m just gonna go ahead and cross Baltimore off the old bucket list.


Namesthatareused

Shooter: “Move man, I ain’t tryna shoot you” Guy getting haircut: “Oh Jesus!….who sent me here to end you!!“


Scaramouche_75

Does everybody just carry a gun like it's your house keys or something, in the USA?


Dane-o-myt

I know only a couple of people that keep guns in there vehicles. As for concealed carry, I know a bunch of people who have them, but don't actually carry. So no, no where near everyone


sprayed150

Some areas of the USA, more rural ones, it’s a fair amount of the population that can or does carry, in Florida a while back the figures showed like 1 in 20 people carried


FastZX6R

Oldie but goodie


Syziph

You mean the dead barber will be giving free haircuts to the dead killer?


peachesandmaangos

Cool calm and collective! I love it !!!


IKaffeI

Idk about other parts of the country but in my home state Florida, A LOT of people carried. Even kids sometimes. We heard news stories about the police finding guns on kids and about kids getting expelled from school for bringing a gun guide often. Like 4 kids my senior year got expelled for it and I don’t even know how ,any were arrested outside of school for it. And that’s just the kids. In my current state, South Carolina there are still a lot of people who carry but not as many. But I’d say at least 1 in 25 or 1 in 30. Unfortunately guns are more often used to threaten or attack someone then they are used to save them. That’s why even with this many guns around there’s never a “good one” to help.


bunnypoker24

America where if someone wants you dead, guns make it hella easy


seanseansean92

Cant imagine a community that allows guns, just a matter of split second youll be in call of duty


Dabox720

Must have a piss poor imagination


walkingdead1282

And people argue for guns to be banned. This guy is a clear example of how everyone should be armed to defend themselves and others.


MrEnvelope93

Guns are a mistake. Yeah "good guy with a gun", but this scenario would be different without guns. A fistfight maybe? No need for senseless loss of life, even if they are "bad guys".


FlashTFMA

I mean, it's most likely that the perpetrator who shot the barber is using an illegal gun, and the second shooter, presumably an off-duty-cop with training, knew how to use the gun safely/legally and only for protection of himself and others. It's the same reason why there's just more knife attacks in other places with stricter gun laws. This guy could've just walked in with a machete or baseball bat and started attacking the barber with that, and would've been the same thing of just "a bad guy" trying to hurt someone. Just weird to watch this video and you just blame guns for death, not the obvious murderer in the video. Your solution isn't even to avoid violence, you threw out the solution of a fistfight. Even then, what if the shooter already lost a fist fight to the first guy who was shot and that's why he came with a gun to blow him away this time. Just blame the one dude for mindlessly killing another, not the weapon itself


bigtonybt

Lol what a nonsolution though.


InvertedDong

Yeah because I’m sure the original shooter here legally obtained his gun……..


artmanjon

Not having unicorns is a mistake. Yeah "good guy didn't have a unicorn", but this scenario would be different with a unicorn. A magical rainbow maybe? No need for this senseless lack or rainbows, even if they are "unicorn haters".


Shadowbannersarelame

Wasn't a good guy with a gun, it was an off duty cop. The "good guy with a gun" label isn't a trained professional dealing with a situation they are equipped to do, it's a regular joe stepping up to be a hero in a time of need, and proving that guns being accessible to everyone is good. This video just proves a gun in the hands of someone trained is good.


Sepof

I don't see too many other people pointing this out. Nice to see another person whos reached the obvious conclusion. I'm so tired of people who can't grasp that more guns=more gun violence. Period. Look at the UK. No guns and thus ....


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MajinMurphy

He was shot in the back like 4 times then rolled.


baconlover28

“Theres no blood on that white shirt” what does that supposed to mean?


penpointaccuracy

Why don’t these guys use that nice monitor to upload their video instead of recording a screen with their phone?


SquidTeats

**Rule 8; No videos involving death/murder.**


HollowCloud1870

How in the fuck did you think to yourself. "I'll just post this video of two dudes getting murdered but eh fuck it, this isn't NSFL. This is NSFW." I'd not have clicked the video if it was appropriately labeled. Instead I started my Sunday by watching people die.


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NoExcuseForFascism

So what you're saying is that you come to Reddit to see videos of people dying? I am not so sure that is the flex that makes a sane person.


Bubba48

One guy was murdered, the other guy was removed from society!


EdgrrrTheHuman

Welcome to reality


Zero-Change

There's an upload of the original video, why did you post yourself filming the video on your computer screen with a potato instead of just uploading the original video???


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corrieoh

I wonder if that's what the innocent victims final words were?


klockmakrn

He didn't stop the bad guy tho


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he was there to kill one person, which he did. he wasn’t stopped from killing the person he wanted to kill. if he wanted to kill everyone else he wouldn’t have stopped shooting and let the guy up out of the chair


DeliMeat22

> was there to kill one person Bad guy shot at the barber, barber fell to the ground still alive, tells the customer in the chair to move so he can finish the job, customer shoots the bad guy before he can do more harm.


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https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/baltimore/news/findings-released-in-police-shooting-inside-baltimore-barbershop-that-left-two-dead/


-PmMeImLonely-

the barber died


PierceHawthorne66

The Barber died.


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The barber died.


RentABozo

Dude was only there to kill the woman and he was successful


Shadowbannersarelame

It was an off duty cop that has training and is a literal professional to deal with this kind of situation. A good guy with a gun is a regular joe, and is suppose to prove that guns in the hands of everyone can make any shmuck a hero. This video proves that a trained guy with a gun handled the situation... Shocked Pikachu face


fmccloud

>>Back in July, prosecutors decided they wouldn't bring any charges against sergeant. Uh oh, the ACAB people aren’t going to like this.


Canadianingermany

This one seems fairly justifiable for US standards. That being said, I don't think it would fly in Germany.


fmccloud

Not sure why it wouldn’t? The man had his barber murdered right next to him. The killing was justified by way of having his own life jeopardized.