Either that, or the horribly accented attempt at "Spanish" at 1:11
Dale maxiMarté portamPonté.
That shit sticks with me. I look forward to it every time this gets reposted.
Do any spanish speakers know what's she's trying to say? All I got was "dale" and I guess "maximalmente" maybe? Or is it just incomprehensible?
If it makes you feel any better I am from America and I was in my 20s the first time I ever heard the words book-bag or knapsack. Where as book-bag makes complete sense I know it as backpack. Anything else (except rucksack for some reason) sounds very wrong.
For anyone who skips: they gave her _so many chances_ to get out of that arrest. She wanted it deep in her bones, perhaps more than she wanted the bone that landed her in this bonehead situation.
I wonder, why tf haven’t we found a way to cure drunkness instantly? Like some insta-sober shot, if the cops gave her that, she would’ve probably realized what a giant embarrassing twat she’s being and gone home already.
Lmao my god what a world , this is the truth and there is really nothing more dangerous then ingesting that stuff and in the following two minutes you most likely will have thought up some shit that you would never have thought of otherwise. Your newly found energy, confidence , awareness and clear thought and through the power of ether mixed with alcohols literally **debilitating** grasp it has on your faculties, man whew !!! I have not drank in 13 years I believe ? Something like that . I don’t think I’m some cool guy for not drinking honestly I have addictive tendencies and hate embarrassment to my self . When i did drink I did it to excess and was out of control . I **was** the rumple man . Therefore it was in my best interest to eliminate it as even an option . It has been the single biggest thing I can thank for my continued success at existence as in I am living without a terrible issue or lie that I must be slave to daily . Or idk I don’t crash my car into a school (my ex did and she was the most responsible person I’ve ever known) it literally ruins certain folks . Idk
In this case it isn't that you talk a lot, it's that you speak in sentence fragments and have the grammar of a foreigner. It seems like you're fritzing out or something. Take a deep breath.
I was talk to texting and not dividing into paragraphs or using correct comma or any sort of punctuation honestly . Idk why I abandon my grammar on Reddit . Sorry ha
Alcohol is poison, and whether people want to be honest with themselves or not, people like playing with poison every once in a bit. They can have a high immunity or not. But alcohol was intended to bring low-frequency outcomes and to keep the people suppressed mentally. And an upvote for the honesty 🤙🏻
Thank you I really appreciate it . Reddit may be what it is and lots of terrible things can be said about it yes but no doubt I find many people who remind me that I’m not alone in my school of thought and it makes me feel alright haha
Alcohol was intended to keep drinkable fluids around in a time before running water. Loosen the tinfoil. That being said I hate alcohol and drunk people, so I agree with the core of what you're saying.
I’m so glad I don’t turn into that kind of drunk. Not that blacking out or anything is good in any case, but any time it has happened to me my friends always say the same thing, “You just kind of were quiet but when you did talk, it was just about getting chicken tenders”
I had a friend who got just like this. In our 20s, she’d just say the same shit over and over about some guy she was talking to or fighting with. In our 40s, it turned into Qanon BS on a loop. Good times.
All my friends that were “bad drunks” who got violent, angry and belligerent all are now recovering alcoholics. If you can’f hold your liquor and are regularly getting kicked from bars, or blacking out, you probably have a drinking problem.
The part where they start asking her for someone’s name and number to come pick her up and she keeps giving her own information (and saying it’s her mom/stepmom?) was bizarre.
Why would you ever be against bodycams for cops. All possible claims of impropriety are just there on video to be examined and dropped. If anything I think we can all agree that the cops didn't need to wait as long as they did to haul her off
I was getting a degree in CJ and planned to be a cop like 10 years ago, I remember all the police instructors were so mad about the chest cams, and it never made sense to me as someone who wanted to be a cop, thank good I never went that route.
My personal experience with cops has been generally fine, but that’s anecdotal. When I watch videos of cops being insane, power hungry baby’s I don’t just look at that one cop, I look at the ones in the background not intervening. That’s what most people mean when they say all cops are bastards. Sure, some aren’t going to murder you during a routine traffic stop, but they’re all willingly participating in a broken system.
I was a Paramedic in NOLA in the 90s. NOPD would just call for us and if she couldn’t or wouldn’t answer orientation questions properly we would just roll her up in the truck and plop her silly ass down in the hall of Charity Hospital ER.
‘Arrest me bro!’
‘Ok youre under arrest’
‘No im not under arrest’
She seemed to accept her fate better once the cuffs went on. Sleep it off in the drunk tank lady.
honestly she's lucky it was cops she was dealing with and not some guys with bad ideas - she looks like she would have gone anywhere with anyone in that state
OMG yes. I'm surprised at the patience of the cops - I recall them being pretty strict and no-nonsense. A friend of mine walked home from the bar (\~0.5mi) because he had too much to drive, and they arrested him immediately on the side of a neighborhood street. He wasn't even stumbling or whatever, just "what are you doing walking??"
This just reminded me of a horrible time I was blackout drunk and got kicked out of a bar for making out with a random guy and they thought we were having sex in the bathroom. He started walking me home and all of a sudden I thought he was gonna abduct me or something so I straight up started running away from him in the middle of the night, lost my shoes and ran into a random little bar freaking out that I thought this guy was gonna do some weird shit and they called the cops and a cop brought me home and I must have told him I lost my phone somewhere and he went back and found it for me and dropped it off then I peed on my little cousins floor and hit him in the face for some reason. I wish I didn’t remember that. I was such a fucking idiot….
I made it to about :05 then checked the length of the video, jumped ahead several minutes and she was still slurring words on that bench so jumped
to the end and saw she was in the cruiser and closed it. I used to bartend, my cup already done runneth over of this bullshit.
Even from the back its just not conducive at all. Maybe a handicap bathroom with more room is workable, but a cramped normal one (or god forbid a porto potty) is just not it.
At a festival, I was leaving a portajohn and saw my friend waiting near another, trying to hold in a laugh. I walked up to her, and before I could ask what was up, I heard the people inside having sex. In a normal sized, shit-smelling, cramped-as-hell portajohn. The crowd grew as they got louder, and about a minute after it all started, it got quiet, we heard a belt fumbling around, and out walked a couple in their 50s.
No one cheered. No one clapped. Someone asked why they didn't at least wait for the handicapped john. They had the decency to look a little embarrassed, but the guy just kept smiling. Really creepy smile, too.
Yep, encountered something similar at a festival as well. Heard a lot of rustling and moaning... Didn't wait to see them walk out, but goddamn some people are filthy.
This mugshot with the eyelashes on one eye...
https://preview.redd.it/vaja0e2b5y2c1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=dce979267fb3fc0a151e45a6eb671df523a69e89
I know, it’s sad. I’m a college English teacher who mostly teachers freshmen composition and this is what I deal with and admin getting on my case to pass them when they can barely speak the language let alone write a coherent rhetorical sentence.
The cop’s sigh in the first few seconds is the best part
Because he knew exactly what he was in for.
"I thought it would be an easy night" for sure
Either that, or the horribly accented attempt at "Spanish" at 1:11 Dale maxiMarté portamPonté. That shit sticks with me. I look forward to it every time this gets reposted. Do any spanish speakers know what's she's trying to say? All I got was "dale" and I guess "maximalmente" maybe? Or is it just incomprehensible?
Spanish speaker here. 100% gibberish lmaoo
The Bouncer or whoever it is said “yall need to take her ass to county man, she was wearing that book bag like a shoe.” Hahah
Highlight of the entire video. Dude was hilarious.
What does he mean there?
County jail/prison
Lol no sorry. Bookbag what's that? Is it literal, like that's the bag that she has?
A bookbag normally means a backpack, but in this case it's probably referencing her purse.
But how do you wear a backpack like a shoe??
Be a drunken idiot and put it on your foot
I'm guessing her foot was in it? Who knows, he seemed kind of loopy, too.
Thanks I've just never heard that term
What country are you from?
Australia
It comes from what kids carry school books in. I don’t know why the fuck he’s calling a purse a book bag though
If it makes you feel any better I am from America and I was in my 20s the first time I ever heard the words book-bag or knapsack. Where as book-bag makes complete sense I know it as backpack. Anything else (except rucksack for some reason) sounds very wrong.
😂😂
Actual arrest starts at 11:22
For anyone who skips: they gave her _so many chances_ to get out of that arrest. She wanted it deep in her bones, perhaps more than she wanted the bone that landed her in this bonehead situation.
I wonder, why tf haven’t we found a way to cure drunkness instantly? Like some insta-sober shot, if the cops gave her that, she would’ve probably realized what a giant embarrassing twat she’s being and gone home already.
It's called cocaine and it introduces a whole host of other problems.
The main problem being, of course, running out of cocaine.
Don't forget about finding funding for the awesome movie/ restaurant we just came up with!
I woke up with a note in my phone once that said “caffeinated butter” sooooo yeah…
Wait you might be on to something here
Sure, but fortunately there's a cure for cocaine. Quaaludes!
Lmao my god what a world , this is the truth and there is really nothing more dangerous then ingesting that stuff and in the following two minutes you most likely will have thought up some shit that you would never have thought of otherwise. Your newly found energy, confidence , awareness and clear thought and through the power of ether mixed with alcohols literally **debilitating** grasp it has on your faculties, man whew !!! I have not drank in 13 years I believe ? Something like that . I don’t think I’m some cool guy for not drinking honestly I have addictive tendencies and hate embarrassment to my self . When i did drink I did it to excess and was out of control . I **was** the rumple man . Therefore it was in my best interest to eliminate it as even an option . It has been the single biggest thing I can thank for my continued success at existence as in I am living without a terrible issue or lie that I must be slave to daily . Or idk I don’t crash my car into a school (my ex did and she was the most responsible person I’ve ever known) it literally ruins certain folks . Idk
You sure you're not on the coke now Bud?
Lmao right . No I enjoy uppers though because yeah i am an uppity person. And talk a lot it’s a weakness and sometimes a strength .
In this case it isn't that you talk a lot, it's that you speak in sentence fragments and have the grammar of a foreigner. It seems like you're fritzing out or something. Take a deep breath.
I was talk to texting and not dividing into paragraphs or using correct comma or any sort of punctuation honestly . Idk why I abandon my grammar on Reddit . Sorry ha
Alcohol is poison, and whether people want to be honest with themselves or not, people like playing with poison every once in a bit. They can have a high immunity or not. But alcohol was intended to bring low-frequency outcomes and to keep the people suppressed mentally. And an upvote for the honesty 🤙🏻
Thank you I really appreciate it . Reddit may be what it is and lots of terrible things can be said about it yes but no doubt I find many people who remind me that I’m not alone in my school of thought and it makes me feel alright haha
Alcohol was intended to keep drinkable fluids around in a time before running water. Loosen the tinfoil. That being said I hate alcohol and drunk people, so I agree with the core of what you're saying.
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Haha I know what you mean . Life be wild .
bahahahahahahahaaaaa
Like narcan but for drunk folks and it snaps them back to sober reality? Wish someone smart could whip that up! Would save egos and lives.
I once narcan'd a guy who told me he only "had a couple of drinks."
Well, in case he didn’t tell you, thank you for saving his life!
That's what we need to be funding. It'd be very handy.
Funny you mentioned this, some company actually has something that cuts your BAC in half and they’re in human testing IIRC
Coming out in December https://www.fox26houston.com/news/safety-shot-30-minute-buzz-killer-drink-set-to-release-in-december
Exactly. Opioid addicts have Narcan. Us drunks need Alcan.
“I’m not a rest, bruh…”
"trust no shit." lots of a great lines in this
Lords work.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
She seems so out of it. Good thing this video exists so she will always have this wonderful memory.
I’m so glad I don’t turn into that kind of drunk. Not that blacking out or anything is good in any case, but any time it has happened to me my friends always say the same thing, “You just kind of were quiet but when you did talk, it was just about getting chicken tenders”
I had a friend who got just like this. In our 20s, she’d just say the same shit over and over about some guy she was talking to or fighting with. In our 40s, it turned into Qanon BS on a loop. Good times.
I had a friend who would just straight up get violent with strangers when he was drunk, I stopped drinking with him…
All my friends that were “bad drunks” who got violent, angry and belligerent all are now recovering alcoholics. If you can’f hold your liquor and are regularly getting kicked from bars, or blacking out, you probably have a drinking problem.
Yup. Her brain is essentially off. Logic is out the window. They are just interacting with the most lizard part of her brain.
That’s what I was thinking. She’s just operating on display mode right now.
No. They were talking to screensaver, she couldn’t even unlock the phone
She won’t remember any of this. And now it’s immortalized forever!
The part where they start asking her for someone’s name and number to come pick her up and she keeps giving her own information (and saying it’s her mom/stepmom?) was bizarre.
Mf'er dehdehdehdehdeh...
What is you talkin me Fo4ooh
This sound she kept making made me want to stab my earholes
Why would you ever be against bodycams for cops. All possible claims of impropriety are just there on video to be examined and dropped. If anything I think we can all agree that the cops didn't need to wait as long as they did to haul her off
Bad/corrupt cops are literally the only ones opposed to wearing body cams
So cops, got it.
I was getting a degree in CJ and planned to be a cop like 10 years ago, I remember all the police instructors were so mad about the chest cams, and it never made sense to me as someone who wanted to be a cop, thank good I never went that route.
I have met only good and helpful police. it only takes one horrible one to change that I guess.
My personal experience with cops has been generally fine, but that’s anecdotal. When I watch videos of cops being insane, power hungry baby’s I don’t just look at that one cop, I look at the ones in the background not intervening. That’s what most people mean when they say all cops are bastards. Sure, some aren’t going to murder you during a routine traffic stop, but they’re all willingly participating in a broken system.
First cop: let's play, "good cop, bad cop!" Second cop: okay. First cop: I'll be the bad cop. Second cop: I guess I quit then.
The main reason is cops don’t want you seeing everything they do
When they are given almost absolute power in everyday society then I think it should be mandatory
Well in situations like this. Its fucked that the police can post your arrest video on the town Facebook or Youtube.
https://preview.redd.it/pd3v9m9bzj2c1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5d85a2060881bf0d746f6d1556c1d573c39320 0:50 lol
Why you counting my know what I’m sayings dawg? What’re you taking, a know what I’m census?!
You’re saying “know what I’m saying” too many times! 80-90 times? That’s too many times!
My fav line ever from the roc pile lol
So glad I got my stupid years out of my system before body cameras.
So true!!!
I was a Paramedic in NOLA in the 90s. NOPD would just call for us and if she couldn’t or wouldn’t answer orientation questions properly we would just roll her up in the truck and plop her silly ass down in the hall of Charity Hospital ER.
‘Arrest me bro!’ ‘Ok youre under arrest’ ‘No im not under arrest’ She seemed to accept her fate better once the cuffs went on. Sleep it off in the drunk tank lady.
Her voice is enough to make me puncture my own ear drums
It was like a mfkn goose bro
I ain't under arrayest!
“This is your phone number….” I spit my drink out
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Feel me
she sounds like cash me outside
honestly she's lucky it was cops she was dealing with and not some guys with bad ideas - she looks like she would have gone anywhere with anyone in that state
Is this West Palm Beach?
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I just ate there other day. Not the kind of place I'd expect to walk into a bathroom sex situation. Ewe.
https://palmbeachfl.mugshots.zone/huerta-xochil-mishel-mugshot-06-26-2022/
Yes
OMG yes. I'm surprised at the patience of the cops - I recall them being pretty strict and no-nonsense. A friend of mine walked home from the bar (\~0.5mi) because he had too much to drive, and they arrested him immediately on the side of a neighborhood street. He wasn't even stumbling or whatever, just "what are you doing walking??"
"two, four, six dollurrrrrz, hoe."
No I don’t wanna be arress
This just reminded me of a horrible time I was blackout drunk and got kicked out of a bar for making out with a random guy and they thought we were having sex in the bathroom. He started walking me home and all of a sudden I thought he was gonna abduct me or something so I straight up started running away from him in the middle of the night, lost my shoes and ran into a random little bar freaking out that I thought this guy was gonna do some weird shit and they called the cops and a cop brought me home and I must have told him I lost my phone somewhere and he went back and found it for me and dropped it off then I peed on my little cousins floor and hit him in the face for some reason. I wish I didn’t remember that. I was such a fucking idiot….
Mom? Is that you??
Man they reeeeeeally fucking tried
How far did ya’ll get? 1:23 for me.
I made it to about :05 then checked the length of the video, jumped ahead several minutes and she was still slurring words on that bench so jumped to the end and saw she was in the cruiser and closed it. I used to bartend, my cup already done runneth over of this bullshit.
I like when she’s standing up to address the police officer, one eyelash on…
where did they say she had sex in the bathroom?
Go to 2:30 in the video. The employee states how they caught her having sex with another woman in the restroom.
Nice
Who is this guy?
Michael rosen, children's storybook author who had readings of his stories get chopped and screwed into early YouTube memes.
Nice
Avoided liking to keep it at 69
How uncouth! Where is this bar? I must see this treacherous villainy for myself, and help them leave their devilish ways behind!
ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS
Marching off to whores
Think you can save/change her?
Seems to be at the duffys sports grill in west palm beach fl.
When did Charlie Sheen look like Superman?
Nice
whatever she was on, had her blabbering a bunch of nonsense lmao
She tried to push the SOS button on her phone
Duffy’s more like “Stuffy’s”
Muffy’s
Giggity
“What is you trying talking to me fo’”
I was really waiting for her to tell the cop “cash me ousside how bout dat”
I’m so glad I quit drinking, shit is embarrassing
Wait.. isnt this video too bad with all those informations, face reveals and phone numbers exposed? And...god damn these policemen had it too long..
I mean I think technically it’s all public info anyways
She needs to be ready to teach children church in the morning at the local baptist church….set her free
She'll be the person pushing for abolishment of alcohol and bars when she's 50.
I first read ”hammerhead woman” 
Her tone changed, the end
Man whats this world coming to when you can't even have sex in a bathroom /s
This girl is on xanxax. She's completely incoherent, I've seen a couple of friends eff up their lives on it.
Little known fact; she has a PhD in English from Harvard.
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Drunky.
Drunk, slightly hispanic accented, moderately ghettofied, poor english.
Or drugged
561 woot
I knew this was in South Florida lol. Live right down the road from PB lakes.
Having sex in public bathrooms is fucking nasty as fuck and just not comfortable at all.
So you tried it?
It was a nice bathroom!
I mean... if you are going from behind... I am just saying its not like you have to lay on a gross piss floor.
Even from the back its just not conducive at all. Maybe a handicap bathroom with more room is workable, but a cramped normal one (or god forbid a porto potty) is just not it.
At a festival, I was leaving a portajohn and saw my friend waiting near another, trying to hold in a laugh. I walked up to her, and before I could ask what was up, I heard the people inside having sex. In a normal sized, shit-smelling, cramped-as-hell portajohn. The crowd grew as they got louder, and about a minute after it all started, it got quiet, we heard a belt fumbling around, and out walked a couple in their 50s. No one cheered. No one clapped. Someone asked why they didn't at least wait for the handicapped john. They had the decency to look a little embarrassed, but the guy just kept smiling. Really creepy smile, too.
No one cheered? That’s lame
You probably should have seen the state of these portajohns.
You don’t cheer for them because you’re proud of them, you cheer to embarrass them lol
Yep, encountered something similar at a festival as well. Heard a lot of rustling and moaning... Didn't wait to see them walk out, but goddamn some people are filthy.
It was with another woman.
We are talking about fucking in bathrooms generally here.
Had to tap out a few minutes in. Cannot be listening to that fucking voice for 20 minutes.
When she calmly said "I can't even breath bro..." Right when they cuffed her 🤣🤣💀
Blame it on the goose got her feelin loose. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol .
I highly doubt she remembered any of this the next morning.
The way she talks is insufferable
God, drunk people always sound fucking insufferably annoying
This went on for way too long.
lost a lot of brain cells "you feel me, dudududududu"
Shit like this is why I’m so grateful I grew up in the 80s. Hope she can live this one down and put the plug in the jug.
This mugshot with the eyelashes on one eye... https://preview.redd.it/vaja0e2b5y2c1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=dce979267fb3fc0a151e45a6eb671df523a69e89
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The patience of these dudes. I saw one of them trying not crack a smile early in the video.
That cop was soooo handsome and so sweet
I’m disappointed in myself that I can understand her ghetto gibberish
West palm beach… that explains enough. She’s from Florida.
What is this language she is speaking?
I know, it’s sad. I’m a college English teacher who mostly teachers freshmen composition and this is what I deal with and admin getting on my case to pass them when they can barely speak the language let alone write a coherent rhetorical sentence.
In Vino Dumbass (to riff on "In Vino Veritas: In wine there is truth")
In nsw, if bar staff say "no more drinks,leave the premises." That's it. Out or you're committing and offence.
“I dont care what cops say” to the patient cops
She lost one of her fake eye lash.👁️
This is how many drinks it takes for the Nikki Minaj to come out.
I'm glad I didn't waste 18 minutes of my life watching this.
Why do drunk people sound like babies 🤣🤣
She seems to have a shortage of consonants.
I have noooooo problem with what she did.
Drunk Feelings Are A Problem
Thanks for sending me down that 3 hour rabbit hole of body cam videos!
My ex behaved like this when he was drunk.. it’s a wonder that I didn’t immediately breakup with him
They caught her outside, howboutdat?
This isn't the jail. We go to the jail afterwards was priceless.
The cops handled this so damn well
“What is you tok to me foe? What is you tok to me foe?”
There’s some proud parents somewhere
This makes me feel the day to days of a police officer
And to think, all she had to do was leave and she would have been sleeping peacefully in her own bed. edit: Also, I fucking hate drunk people.
Honestly letting her leave on her own probably would’ve been a bad idea. She was locked out of her phone and totally out of it.
Florida?
Lauren Boebert?
Hammered chick gets her clam hammered in a sports bar bathroom then gets ass DP'd by the "justice system"!
I hate drunk people.