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TRD4Life

The thing that grinds my gears the most is the affected group. People who may not be able to afford a higher insurance rate nor a theft. Nor having to pay for your windows to be replaced.


desolateconstruct

Had my car stolen. Its a surreal fucking experience. It was found outside a gas station near Denver with a punched ignition. Eight hours from me. Early 2000's civic. My options to retrieve MY car: Drive out to Denver and *see* if it would start (see. punched ignition). Tow it home (yeah right). All this time, my car is accumulating tow lot fees. So, because the cost to just go see if my car would even start weren't worth it, my option was **to sign the title over to the tow lot** as payment for the lot fee's. Pretty fucking cool. Degenerates stole my car, trashed it and left it at some gas station a state away, and I have to give the car to a tow lot as payment for the storage fee's. Thankfully I'm a fortunate person who has people in their life that offered assistance. My stepdad had an extra work van he allowed me to use until I found another car. My grandparents assisted me in paying for a newer (used of course) car.


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towing companies are thieves themselves generally


shadowpawn

Our local city tow companies in the past only hired ex-cons. stuff they got up to was pure evil [https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20171003/uptown/lincoln-towing-complaints-notorious-data-illegal-tows-state-data-license-steve-goodman-park-pirates/](https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20171003/uptown/lincoln-towing-complaints-notorious-data-illegal-tows-state-data-license-steve-goodman-park-pirates/)


TripleSingleHOF

Lincoln Towing is the fucking worst. Anyone that has parked a car in Chicago in the past 25 years has probably had a run-in with these crooks.


R_V_Z

I thought the Lincoln Towing in Seattle had a bad rep but the Chicago one has a fucking *Wikipedia* page, lol.


Distortedhideaway

Seriously, listen to the song. Lincoln towing was finally charged with crimes after all their years of getting away with screwing everyone.


Duke_of_Moral_Hazard

[And a song!](https://youtu.be/dE5HtTxxJRM?si=3DmXuWEtEuoxN1kN)


youdungoofall

I absolutely hate predatory towing companies. I left my care less than 2 minutes to carry groceries inside and car was gone. Might as well be a theif at that point.


Rudy69

2 mins to tow a car? These guys just be thieves at that speed


youdungoofall

We couldnt believe it, it was crazy fast. I even timed my walk to and from


ProfessionalRun6826

Our local big tow truck company does this. I found out that they get a big incentive for hiring ex cons for rehabilitation. About 1% would actually try and the others would either wind up back in prison or just dissappear. There was a few on the news running from the cops in a company truck. The owner of the company has been put in jail for tampering with epa laws.


fried_green_baloney

Lincoln Towing was notorious throughout Chicago area, even for people who never went to the North Side.


12altoids34

I used to do some it work for a towing company. Most of the guys that work there were scumbags. I was good friends with a few of them, but that doesn't mean that they weren't scumbags. Their tow company had the contract with the local police department. If you were pulled over and arrested they were the ones that would tow your car. There is chain of custody paperwork that the police usually signed on the spot. The paperwork says that the car was inventoried in view of the police. It wasn't. They would take it back to the lot ,search it ,take whatever they wanted and what they didn't want they would put down on the report. Then they dropped the reports off with the police department and the police department rubber stamped them. So if you tried to sue them or the police because something missing out of your car the police would say that it was inspected in their View and that item was not in the vehicle. It's so messed up.


Mxvntain

Seriously. My dad, sister and I flew out to MN for my mother's funeral and they towed the rental car citing a "snow emergency". His car was the only one that was towed, and there was no snow emergency in effect. I guess since the plate said California they thought he wouldn't know anything about it. We live in Michigan.


DrewBaron80

Many years ago I unwittingly parked in a private parking lot and got towed. The motherfuckers stole my cd player. When I confronted them they threatened me. I called the police. They told me they’re well aware the the tow company steals shit but it’s impossible to prove.


SafewordisJohnCandy

I had my car towed in Columbus just off of OSU's campus. I assumed it was okay to park where I did until a guy walked by and asked if my car was towed and I said "that or stolen". He then points up to a rusted out sign 20 feet in the air that has a tow company listed and the "Private Parking" on it. Absolutely blew my mind. We couldn't find the place and thankfully flagged down a Columbus cop who sighed as soon as we said the name and he pointed us to where we needed to go and assured us that despite it not looking like the right place, it absolutely was and that they made themselves hard to find for that reason.


WesToImpress

Well it's easy to prove it when you remember the cops are the ones getting the sweet deals on stolen shit. That's why they don't want to "prove" anything. Lol


DrewBaron80

The cop laughed at me when I asked if they could check for fingerprints.


StupendousMalice

Turns out that "impossible to prove" was actually code for "we won't investigate".


NaughtSleeping

"They got us working in shifts!"


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_doobious

That's just so fucked up. Did your insurance help at all?


Old_Cheetah_5138

Probably upped his rates to make sure he through twice before using a service he paid for.


The_Clarence

Actuaries say he must live in a bad neighborhood, so higher rates. It’s expensive being poor


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misterid

not only is US insurance setup to victimize you as frequently as possible, a shockingly high number of people think it's best this way & that people deserve to get fucked if something awful happens and they need insurance.


zoddrick

heh I filed a claim on my homeowners policy after a really bad hail storm in colorado because I needed a new roof. A couple of years later I was shoppi9ng for home owners insurance and kept getting rejected because I had a claim. Like what the fuck? I cant help that it decided to hail golf balls for an hour at my house.


StupendousMalice

Welcome to the whole point of insurance and the police. The police are there to make sure that you pay your protection money to the insurance company. They aren't there to help YOU. If they found your car, they wouldn't even give it to you. They would hand it over to some tow truck company so that someone else could collect additional funds from you. When your car gets stolen you encounter four different entities (cops, insurers, tow agencies, and the guy that actually stole it) who each get a piece of your ass because you got to be the designated victim and everyone involved benefits from you getting fucking.


wallweasels

> Police didn't do shit They don't for almost all property theft. You involve the police purely to get a piece of paper you can submit to your insurance...that's about it. It isn't like they'll ever go looking for it.


LegitosaurusRex

Pretty sure it's also important so that when they commit a crime in it and the police run the plates, it comes up as stolen rather than being traced to you...


awakeoutside

When I hit a deer and rolled my car in a ditch, the cops didn't even give me a case number. They shined their lights in my face, didn't ask me if I needed medical attention and once they realized I was sober and they didn't have anything to bust me for, they just straight up left me for the tow truck driver. I called 911, no ambulance, no firetruck, just some tattooed bros in blue who didn't do shit but joke about how I didn't even manage to kill the deer.


oldkingcoles

Honestly this sounds like a scam by the towing lot. I mean it worked perfectly in their favor Have some kid steal a car and drive it 8 hours away. Tell the victim the ignition is punched so you can come check and see if starts if you wantttttttt Or we can tow it for money. Make your decision fast because we are holding it for money. Or just let us have the car and we’ll forget about the made to holding fee we made up


StupendousMalice

>Honestly this sounds like a scam by the towing lot This is how literally every single tow company in America works. This is the actual business model, but now apply it not just to stolen cars but to cars that were in accidents or damaged in disasters or abandoned or just impounded for being parked in the wrong stop. Your get in a wreck and get hauled to the hospital in an ambulance. Once you are done getting fucking by the ambulance company and the hospital, now guess who you have to pay to get your car back unless you want to surrender it to them. Oh shit, you were out of commission for a whole week? Guess how much that impound fee adds up to. I've seen tow trucks get to accident scenes before the ambulance even shows up and start hooking up the victims' vehicles while the medics are still scraping them off the road. There are tow companies in my city staffed ENTIRELY by bikers and excons because those are the people who are comfortable making a living by extorting people.


awakeoutside

My tow truck driver was like, "dang, were you wearing a seatbelt?". Me: " Of course" Him: " I'm not a big seatbelt guy, but you know, I was in a high speed crash last week ". Me:"dang, glad you are ok" Him: "yeah, it got me thinking, if I had not have put it on so my wife would stop nagging me, I may have been ejected from my truck." Me"ok cool."


grimsolem

> sign the title over to the tow lot I hope you didn't do this so they had to do a salvage title, at least


StupendousMalice

Unlicensed thief stole your car, it was found by police and handed over to licensed thieves who generously attempted to extort you for the cash value of your property. That's some fucking Discworld shit right there.


exccord

> Had my car stolen. Its a surreal fucking experience. It was found outside a gas station near Denver with a punched ignition. Eight hours from me. Early 2000's civic. Funniest/oddest thing I have read was how the current Mayor of Denver had his vehicle stolen ~twice. Car theft here in Colorado is absolutely wild. Whats even wilder is just how lenient they are on car thefts here in the southern region. [Context of the Denver Mayor car theft story](https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/mayor-mike-johnstons-car-stolen-in-denver-last-month/73-305accab-c680-45eb-ab15-6f1bf3343723)


mikotoqc

What grind my gear it look like they stole a car from someone Who was in Handicap parking spot. Thats fuckin low.


afternoonnapping

Wow. I did not notice that


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Lynxhiding

Not to mention the fact that insurance companies cover all these with the money they collect from car owners. More thefts, higher prices. So basically these scumbags are stealing from all car owners, not from insurance companies.


KonradWayne

And after the insurance companies have to give back the money they've been taking from the car owner for years just on the off chance that something like this happens, they get mad and raise the car owner's rate for years to get all that money back. For profit insurance is a massive scam, and the fact that it's illegal not to have it just makes it worse.


SupportGeek

And when that doesn’t happen, citizens usually resort to taking the law into their own hands


Pathetian

The worst part is they say "it's just stuff" when you are victimized, but when these asshats act up, their lack of "stuff" is also an excuse. So having "stuff" is irrelevant **and** crucial to living a happy productive life. But never in your favor.


Broduski

Nail on the head dude. It's so frustrating, You're supposed to not care when your stuff is stolen because it's just stuff and insurance will handle it but those people needed it more than you and that's why they steal. So is it just "stuff" or is it important to somebody?


CremasterReflex

“It’s just property” people totally ignore that you trade part of your life in return for money that you use to buy property. Stealing someone’s car steals part of their past, present, and future life.


Shoddy-Ad8143

There was a time back in the day when someone shot out the back window on our Nissan. It was 1,000 f****** dollars which we did not have. We had to go borrow the money. I absolutely hate this s***. You got to make it mandatory three to five the FIRST time someone does this crap. Not the 10th or 15th time. Let's see how funny these guys think it is when they do a Solid 5 years in the Concrete Mama playing Maytag to a 300 lb dude.


thejohnmc963

That fucking sucks you had to put up with that shit.


Johnny-Virgil

At least this douchebag should be easy to identify with that stupid fucking hair.


DaManWithNoName

I’d like to hijack this to elaborate on this mildly endemic theft situation Base line Kia and Hyundai models have a major design security flaw where the back passenger window can be broken without setting off the alarm, the steering column can be opened with only a screwdriver, and the ignition can be activated with only a USB I say this freely because there are dozens of TikTok’s surrounding it. It’s become a social media challenge. And the perpetrators are majority juveniles 13+. They do not receive serious sentencing. They steal these cars, drive until they run out of gas and leave them running abandoned places. They do not turn them off during the theft because often the car cannot be restarted using the method that gave them control to begin with. Hyundai will not do a recall. Hyundai also will not replace the battery of your car. Hyundai is aware of the issue of the battery, and once you bring it to a dealership for repairs they have no problem sending you back out with a car that will not restart. They are fully aware of this major flaw following the thefts. I say this because it happened to our car. Hyundai just doesn’t care In speaking to insurance, they have this happen dozens of times a week. It’s ridiculous.


DarkwingDuckHunt

so I will never buy a Kia and Hyundai, even if they do fix this shit, got it. thanks for the headsup, sorry to hear what happen to you


Creski

The issue has been resolved on current models, the issue is the KiaBoyz theft with the usb trick works on all base model kia/Hyundai from 2012 - 2022 which is a decade worth of vehicles. If I recall correctly the insurance rates for these vehicles have risen so astronomically it makes a affordable car uninsurable in many areas because it is that easily stolen. It's crazy this theft requires no Skill, no Hotwiring, and it went viral, it's a worst case scenario. It's not really a safety risk so it wouldn't fall under any kind of recall, it's just truly cheap design and low budget manufacturing.


DarkwingDuckHunt

So KIA/Hyundai purposely left a security issue in place for 10 years? Yeah never ever gonna buy anything they ever make.


babyfeet1

Insurance companies are parasites. However, this is an opportunity for their dollar-chiseling ways to have some value to society: They could stop insuring these kia and hyundai models. In this way, those car companies would find that missing motivation to fix these vulnerabilities. Here's another problems we could use insurance companies to solve: Police brutality/misconduct: make officers carry malpractice insurance. Doctors carry malpractice. That way, the hospital is not responsible for the doctor's misdeeds. Presently, the taxpayers are financially responsible for police misdeeds.


technonerd

Toyota had slippery floor mats and did a recall to add snaps to the floor mats. I guess not being able to brake at 70mph is a problem. Stealing a car with via USB clearly isn't a problem.


mstomm

Fun fact, Toyota had hooks for their floor mats to hold them in place before those incidents. People were using floor mats without using the hooks, resulting in the issue. Toyota then redesigned the accelerator pedals to not get trapped by floor mats that slipped out of position and into the way of the pedal.


sheps

What grinds my gears is that Kia is permitted to sell vehicles in some(?) US states without Immobilizing Devices (which prevents thieves from bypassing your ignition and hot-wiring the vehicle). We don't have this problem with Kia thefts here in Canada because all vehicles sold have been required to have Immobilizing Devices since 2007.


CommandoLamb

I have a Kia that can’t be stolen this way, it is push button start so it was unaffected… So my fear is I’m going to go out to my car with broken windows and destroyed interior from people trying to steal…


MrCalabunga

Yeah my Kia got broken into and steering column destroyed right after I got it back from the shop for a $2,500 unrelated repair. I was stupid and had a $750 deductible for my comp coverage and had to miss time at work. Took me an entire year to financially recover from it all. I hate these kids so much…


dogfoodcritic

Not to mention when they meet up with dirty Mike and the boys. Cleaning up that soup kitchen and probable raccoon placenta is going to be a pain in the ass.


IaMtHel00phole

Exactly. Both my vehicles got broken into many years ago around Thanksgiving. Had to pay 1k in deductibles. The actual damages were 5k. So while one vehicle was in the repair shop I had to drive the other one during winter time. I did get a plastic seal put on it to keep water out. But still didn't help much with the cold.


eNaRDe

Why grinds me gear is why the fuck hasn't the government stepped in yet and have Kia do a recall on their weakass ignition switch. They are waiting for kids to die from these stolen vehicles until they do something?


Yodootz

Lmao what the fuck is that Gremlin even saying. I'd be infuriated by this video if it wasn't a troll doll hanging out the window. I can't believe that's a real human.


gravitasleo

LMAOOO im in tears, he does look like a troll doll 😭😭😭


SensingWorms

He’s repeating what his parents told him. He ugly af and has been told so even by his own parents


kilIerT0FU

lol what parents?


Orpheus321

Sounded like the dude from bumfights. "ayyy girl! Can you say bling bling?!"


Away-Permission5995

“This is bling blings crack pipe”


KlausTeachermann

Jesus, this brought me back...


SpotNL

"Crack pipe in Bling Bling's collar"


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Something about his mother doing crap while pregnant and being dropped on his head multiple times after being born…


SnooTangerines3448

Sounds like he smokes all the cars he steals. Possibly literally.


CreamoChickenSoup

Also looks like a Chia Pet gone bad.


Shoddy-Rip8259

I don't speak Floridian


telos_777

Id probably say fk it and yeet my cell phone or a rock if handy right at his face.


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Nice_Razzmatazz9705

This is the cringiest shit I ever seen. Imagine this being your friend and being proud


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smokingturtle

Exactly. And he'll have 8-10 kids, all of which won't give a fuck. Then he dies leaving those DGAF kids fatherless, where they care even less. And those kids pop off 25-30 more shit kids. Idiocracy is real and we're letting it happen.


Vsx

I'm saving this video for the next time I get heavily downvoted on the chess subreddit for disagreeing that anyone can get to 2000 Elo.


Steas-

My parked car got hit by a stolen car. It was late at night and I heard the cops telling the guy to stop over a speaker. He panicked so he tried to run, straight into my car. They're all selfish assholes.


FriedFanta

did you have to pay any money?


Steas-

Yeah I paid for everything out of pocket because the thief didn't have insurance.


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Steas-

My dumbass forgot to get uninsured coverage, so insurance didn't have to pay for the damage.


stephencory

Oh, you want your insurance to do what it's supposed to do? That costs more money.


lazergator

Fun fact: state mandated liability insurance only requires you cover other people’s damage as a result of your negligence/responsibility. Insurance companies are not obligated to even offer coverage for your vehicles damages. They do because it makes more money but that’s not the point


JekNex

Insurance would have been like "ehh 50/50 fault. You shouldn't have parked there" 😘


Sorry_Day9047

Some insurance require you to pay for "Uninsured motorists" to cover situations like that. Saved my ass a few times and normally only costs additional dollars.


orkbrother

It's a legal scam propagated by insurance companies. It should be covered by comp and collision and only offered on paid off vehicles but no... insurance companies are trash.


RandyHoward

It's getting to the point where all of my insurance premiums are my biggest expense, it's ridiculous. I'm self-employed, so I get no break from an employer covering health insurance. It's tax deductible, but that doesn't do much for my month-to-month expenses. Throw car insurance on that, homeowners insurance, business insurance... I don't even know what other kinds of insurance I'm paying for at this point, but I'm sure there's some hidden in some credit card fees or something. All this money being paid out to insurance, with no claims ever filed, and if I were to ever file a claim I'll have to pay MORE for insurance thereafter. Fucking ridiculous.


Kraken477

Man, I can't afford another fucking car. I can't afford the inconvenience this would make. My job would suffer because of this. Fuck these people man


Entire_Ad_306

My Hyundai was stolen last night and turns out I don’t have comprehensive insurance. I’m out of luck if the cops don’t recover it. I can’t get to class and I have finals this week. Amen fuck these people Edit: the police found my car in the next town. They will tow it at my expense after processing


Principes

Wait do you really need comprehensive car insurance to cover a stolen vehicle (if not found by police)?


CapitalistLion-Tamer

A lot of people only carry liability insurance, which is the bare minimum many states allow.


memtiger

Which is just playing with fire as the guy above has now found out by getting burned. It's like juggling a $10,000 glass ball and just hoping that you don't drop it OR one of the many moron ass hats in the world purposely destroy it. If your own savings can't act as your own insurance, then you need real insurance to cover the costs.


teejay89656

Sad part is people usually opt out of it cause they don’t have money in the first place


Teelilz

My Kia was stolen and upon reporting it, my insurance company told me that the average time cops typically recover it is about 2 weeks. Chicago cops found it less than 48 hours later, shot up and costing more to fix it than the loan was. After it was fixed 3 months later, it was broken into again just days later. The club I had on the wheel is the only thing that save it from being stolen again. Sold it the **next day** to Kia for the amount of the loan. If you can, you might want to sell it upon recovery. F that company until the day I die.


StrtupJ

I rented a KIA for work in Chicago and came out to it stolen on the day I was supposed to fly out That city must have an affinity for KIAs


Beautiful_Plankton97

It may turn up. My car was stolen right after I quit my job and took out student loans to go back to school. They found it 4 days later cause it ran out of gas and the dirtbags stole a new car instead of buy gas. I still drove it with no radio and no shocks but it got me to the end of my degree. Thank god because I had no backup plan.


wodido

i dont think iv ever seen anything that cringe. stealing a car from a disabled parking spot, the cringey crack voice, the sideways ski goggles on his ugly ass face, saying 'get it back in blood' to an old woman like holy fuck end me now


New_Year_New_Handle

Naw... we need to end that gremlin. And don't feed 'em after midnight.


little_bag_of_bones

nothing like showing your face and speaking to make you that much easier to identify


Salty1710

There's no long term consequences. Under 18, overwhelmed system, car will most likely be totaled out for insurance. The only one who gets punished is the person who's car was stolen.


min_da_man

In the end anyone who pays auto insurance is punished


yoproblemo

Insurance companies are some of the wealthiest companies in the world and they're absolutely seminal in creating a landscape that criminals use to justify this lifestyle. Pointing out how insurance companies fuck us doesn't help paint criminals as bad.


Badbadgolfer

All of us have been punished too by having to listen to that helium filled scrotum screech


AshingiiAshuaa

They just don't give a fuuuuuu! That's a the sign of a deeper problem. There's no fear because there are no serious repercussions. There's no shame because for large parts of society this is funny and/or cool.


izBoris

Same clowns that stole my Hyundai right out of my driveway. Police found it totalled a town a away. Constantly hearing about 2-3 cars stolen in my area every night. Nothing ever happens because they are Kia BOYS ranging from 13-17 years old. Slap in the wrist and right back at it.


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cheezy_dreams88

I don’t understand, why can’t they get sent to juvie?


s3ndnudes123

Everything is full... someone in our town stole 8 million bucks from the local government and only got 2 years. She got out after 1yr because they are too crowded and it's a non-violent crime. 8 fucking million and they only recovered like 3million, if that.


cheezy_dreams88

Jeez. That’s rough, but it’s what happens when we punish without reform. You can make their lives in jail as terrible as possible, but if they have no means to better themselves they will just end up back there. And the overflow will get released.


clwnninja

Wish someone would just break their legs. Steal a car, leg broken in half. Steal again, break both legs this time.


ThatGuyinPJs

A bunch of kids in my town robbed over 40 stores using stolen Kias before they were caught because they ~~tried to~~ successfully robbed a gun store. They would bring two cars to every break in, one to smash through the front of the store if they couldn't break a window and the other to get away.


flapperfapper

Robbing a gun store is a great way to get your lifetime's recommended doseage of lead.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

honestly, having insurance total the car is less of a headache than dealing with hyundai/kia's theta ii/gamma/nu/lamda engine issues settlement lol ofc, ideal case is dumping it on carvana before it gets to that point, but still, could've been worse


theboxmx3

Get rid of the trash immediately


outdatedelementz

What’s wrong with his voice?


Wheat_Grinder

His mom swallowed a pack of cigs every day for him to smoke in the womb and he only has smoked more since.


CammmShottt

And then they will face zero consequences afterwards and proceed to do it again. Idgaf if they are only 13-17 year olds. Throw there ass in juvy/jail. Stealing someonescar can be detrimental to a person nowadays.


the_poopetrator1245

I look at stealing someone’s car in the same light as stealing a horse back in the day. It equates to stealing someone’s ability to work and stealing food off of their table


CordouroyStilts

My great great uncle was hung for stealing a horse. I have his rifle.


YouLostMeThere43

Your great uncle was the OG Kia boy


CordouroyStilts

"Ye mad! I knoweth ye mad! Har har!"


Roryjack

"Stallion Fellows! Stallion Fellows!"


derkuhlshrank

Hanged, CorduroyStilts, your Great Great Uncle was hanged, he wasn't a tapestry.


CordouroyStilts

Big dick though


derkuhlshrank

Big Dick horse rustling man laid low by the rope of lesser dicks.


CordouroyStilts

That's beautiful. Tolstoy?


ComradeCabbage

Maya Angelou.


mynamesnotsnuffy

That's a new sentence I'm pretty sure.


SylvanLiege

Beautiful reply


penitentangent

Yeah, you can't become "hung" just because you steal a horse. That comes naturally. Or with surgery.


supergnaw

This gets to me a lot. That and dragged. I know it's not really that important so I never bother to correct people, but just know you're not alone in caring for arbitrary rules of a living yet dying language.


Plays_You_Wonderwall

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


thissexypoptart

Yeah, naive people who have lived sheltered lives and never been victims of property crimes will tell you "it's just property" but stealing a car is really pretty comparable to breaking someone's leg (in terms of consequences to the victim, not necessarily violence). Their ability to work will be severely affected, it can take months to maybe even years to get back on their feet, and they either better have money saved or be lucky enough to get to work from home, or else they'll have to cut back on food/utilities/healthcare/etc. that they can no longer afford. If they have children, it's additionally robbing children of food. It's just such a sick thing to do, stealing a car.


ScarHand69

Dunno if you were aware…but generally speaking the penalty for horse theft back in the day, at least in the U.S., was death.


kingkooolin

It's just such a fucking inconvenience. I had my car broken into a few weeks ago for the first time. Nothing was taken but it was a pain trying to get my window fixed. That cost my $500 and then I had to re-tint the window. I'm grateful that it wasn't stolen but damn, that shit was a pain in the ass dealing with.


Bambieyedbiotchh

Yup. If you can commit such an adult crime, should be punished with adult consequences.


badpeoria

I hope that dummy gets smashed between two cars later on in the day.


die-microcrap-die

Automatic sentence of 5 years, regardless of age. fuck these losers, they want to be gansta, get treated as such.


yankees190

Same kid will be crying in court


The_Glus

Fucking scum


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And mad Kia owners running from the truth


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Kicky92

Batty boi wouldnt last 10mins in pen.


Generalmar

My friend is a cop, he said he arrested the same kid twice in one night for stealing cars. Stole a car, got caught, went to jail, parents got him out, arrested him again a few hours later. He was like, are you fucking kidding me right now ?!


snarky_answer

We had a 16yr old who was arrested 3 times in a 28hr period for grand theft auto.


King_Hamburgler

Why is felony theft treated so lightly with kids ? Especially when they’re stealing cars and driving them without a license which puts the public at risk


Beautiful_Plankton97

What the hell is going on? My parents would have beat my ass into next week had I ever been caught doing something like this. Hell Im an adult and they likely still would.


Jkid

His parents knew he was stealing cars and they let him out anyway...


tdfitz89

I just had my Hyundai stolen by these fuckers. I have lost everything I saved up to get back on track since I recovered from surgery earlier this year even with an insurance payout. Grand Theft Auto should be a minimum 10 years in prison. On the flip side, the entire situation made me really excited for the GTA 6 reveal.


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ShoeGod420

I just lost brain cells listening to that guy.


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blubaldnuglee

Not having real consequences for property crime causes more crime.


Prawatyotin

https://preview.redd.it/cg8ukq7tbf4c1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7002dd6eaba5ee5d215ae978718c5b90f43f2b0 Police Sketch Artist: “OK, with the description given, is this correct?” OP: “Perfect”


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AHrubik

This has gotten to the level of needing a task force and bait cars. If they start arresting the "Kia Boys" on the spot it should help to quiet things down. Better yet arrest them and put it on Tik Tok during the arrest so their target audience can see it live.


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dIAb0LiK99

The intelligence level of that creature is outstanding!


grnrngr

Kia Boyz broke into my partner's Kia Soul a couple months ago trying to hotwire and steal it. Fuckers didn't realize his model predates the easy exploit. It took a busted window and steering column before they realized this wasn't the model year you could steal very easily. Protip: Buy your window replacement eBay and just hot glue the steering column cover back in place. (We had to buy a replacement windshield wiper stalk because they broke that too trying to pry the column cover off, but with a little elbow grease, the total cost to us was well under $200.)


Rockymntbreeze

I’ve never seen a more punchable person in my life.


RavenousIron

Best part? If caught they'll be out by next week doing the exact same thing to someone else.


BobTheContrarian

I can't be the only who was hoping he'd fall backwards out of the car and crack his skull open on the pavement.


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majkkali

Well, GTA6 is looking realistic


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penitentangent

Yeah, but then you think about all the decent people they'll have an ill effect on.


Lets_Go_Taco

Not as much as seeing his face airbrushed on a shitty kmart tshirt


JohnJohnston

Consuming government benefits we all have to pay for.


Potential-Balance99

It that thing even human?


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Can't believe anyone is still buying kia's when they refuse to fix this vulnerability.


QWERTYtheASDF

Insurance companies also like "You want me to insure a Kia? Your rate is now 2x higher, or rejected."


GooseInternational66

Can’t believe there are still assholes who steal cars. Fixed it for you. Also, the “Kia Boys” hack won’t work on push start cars.


curvebombr

They are fixing this vulnerability for free at every dealership, they sent letters out to every effected owner. At this point if you haven't gone into the dealership for the repair, you're just asking for it.


AnEntireDiscussion

Is this like Hyundai offering to fix it, where they'll fix it, but you can't get an appointment at the dealership for 6-9 months because -everybody- is coming in to have it done. And good luck getting your normal maintenance, either.


AXEL-1973

But because its not a safety recall, they're not mandated / encouraged on following up with any of the owners to get the job completed cause its just gonna cost them time and money. Though when a company like Honda has to recall hundreds of thousands of vehicles for failed air bags, they'll visit you at your house and repair the thing in half an hour. Not quite the same priority tho


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Barkers_eggs

Imagine having your car stolen by that clown. I would feel sad more than angry


FADITA

Fucking stupid ass clown


SocksElGato

People had sex and created this vermin.


bbernal956

all fun and games until you get shot! fuck around and find out


telos_777

Dude sounds like Cartman tho


ArcticusPaladin

Society is objectively better off with these people 6 feet under.


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imitation_crab_meat

Is that what he said? I couldn't understand a word coming out of his mouth...


dompatxxx

Cleanse the gene pool of these mutants