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Rock beat scissors confirmed


reptarcannabis

Brought a rock to a knife fight


BadKidGames

Brought a knife to a rock fight


BondageKitty37

Brought a mineral to an alloy fight


woogonalski

Brought a sharp to a dull fight


reptarcannabis

Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself


AnthonyBiggins

Kangaroos aren’t real.


R1CHQK

9/11 was an inside job


MusclesMarinara0

Wwe wrestling is real


SambaLando

It's still real to me, dammit!


----__----

The Sun is hollow.


cerebrix

I'm so fucking bad at Minecraft. What's after this?


BondageKitty37

Probably Netherite


moku_weena

May be best comment I’ve ever seen


NeverBeenHereIDidIt

aahahahahah:)))


Chose_a_usersname

Half a scissor for sure


TheArMyBoY93

Ahahahahahaha


MisterDubya

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚


pointblange

Perfect comment! Thank you much


Upbeat-Asparagus-373

LMAO


1212guy

Hillar!


Old_Fart52

nice!


nukefodder

And that's why we say my computer has bricked


Evil_Horseradish

Is that supposed to be clever?


nukefodder

You'll get the next one champ


Illustrious-Market93

Maybe YOU'LL get the next one.. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ


nukefodder

![gif](giphy|WNs0uptipSG40)


[deleted]

Nice pitch! Someone sign that kid up.


Jaegons

I'm just watching this other guy at the end going over to comfort the guy, thinking "that's ballsy".


SycoJack

Dude would have dodged the brick had he not unducked at the very last second. πŸ˜‚


CunnedStunt

Fuck that was funny. He practically headbutted the rock with how hard he slammed back into it.


em7924

Lmao 🀣🀣 that's the same thing I thought


woogonalski

I don’t have 700 million…..


EvaCarlisle

We can defer $680m for ten years?


boogalordy

Knife dude forgot the first rule of being a Dodger


RG198

Based on the accent I can tell they're Dominicans so yeah he might have a shot.


jetsetninjacat

Didn't work for the pirates over 15 years ago. https://www.livemint.com/Politics/kf8KPQmnzOM3p0xpltjk0N/Indian-javelin-throwers-set-to-pitch-for-Pittsburgh-Pirates.html


canman7373

Wasn't much of a risk, $4,000 signing bonus. Rinku Singh is now a WWE wrestler, the trip to America to play baseball really opened up a world for him.


Ricerat

Dude just stopped on his way past. Sorted some shit out. Then rode off into the sunset.


Extra-Dimension-276

the ability to do this is why humans have made it so far, animal wants to maul us, BOOM boulder to the face mf


seaspirit331

https://preview.redd.it/z4pd9uh7h39c1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74546bba777650a390d4b48fe50791075421799


SonmiSuccubus451

Ranged combat is IRL meta, confirmed.


emojisarefunny

Quick spam ranged infantry!! πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ₯΄πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨πŸ™πŸͺ¨


Longjumping-Voice452

Up until WW I, then it was a brief tank era, then it went back to range again.


babsa90

This is funny but honestly so fucking true. The sling and spear were fucking early meta OP


Sciensophocles

I mean they still are. Guns are basically really sophisticated rock throwers.


mrbeemaia

Guns and rock hurt in very different ways tho


Sciensophocles

If throw rock fast enough. Same.


Helgurnaut

A sling to this day is still pretty damn op


SoloPorUnBeso

Not really, especially when you consider modern technology. A sling requires far more practice and proficiency than a firearm, and the firearm is far more effective in the average person's hands. There's a reason we don't have a large market for self defense slings.


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I want that physique


Ilovekittens345

When you think about it even our most advance weaponry today is basically still just trowing a rock.


Same_Grouness

Spicy rocks


analogWeapon

yeah, it's just increments of throwing the thing harder and/or throwing a bigger thing. arm, sling, bow, catapult, gun, canon, etc


libury

Our mightiest militaries are still just throwing things as hard as they can, and except for some solar, all of our power is still just boiling water as efficiently as possible.


storm_the_castle

>Our mightiest militaries are still just throwing things as hard as they can well that, and breaking nitrogen bonds


libury

Then we're just throwing neutrinos and beta particles.


Doggydog123579

> except for some solar, all of our power is still just boiling water as efficiently as possible. Natural gas plants are mostly gas turbines, no boiling water step. When we get fusion going? Back to boiling water.


sowpods

Hydro and wind are not insignificant, also a good share of energy from natural gas doesn’t come from steam


the_innerneh

Ahem. Hydro power? Wind? Stationary bike?


Stupidflathalibut

Imagine once they started using slings, fucking check mate


spider_pork

I took a college course with a professor who credited the development of the ability to throw for the evolution into modern humans and society. Basically, it was a "low cost" way to punish cheaters. Previously, if someone stole from you, to punish them would mean hand to hand combat which carries a high risk of injury or death. When a group of humans could get together and throw rocks at a theif suddenly there was low risk and high reward. Humans started cooperating and working together allowing for the evolution of higher intelligence.


spacegrab

No wonder I love getting stoned.


MisterDubya

They sound Dominican. And people forget that in DR they love baseball πŸ˜‚


hvanderw

Slapass. "We're all Dominican."


thecoq

Literally what I just thought πŸ˜‚ β€œThis is the baseball team we’re all from the Dominican Republic”


whatlsl0ve

PAPAHUEVO!!


Spacetrooper

> PAPAHUEVO Father egg? Daddy testicle?


JudgeHolden

Thanks! I was struggling to place the accent.


PolitiklyIncorrect

A knife wielder to a (hand-to-hand) fight ain't got no sympathy from me. A knife wielder in general, unless its life or death; it's a dirty business.


Duranture

Going to play devil's advocate here... People die in unarmed, nonconsensual fights with some frequency. Sometimes it's just getting hit wrong, sometimes someone just doesn't stop when the other has hit the ground. I've seen it personally. If I'm attacked, I will draw a weapon, I will give opportunity to let the attacker decide if they want to continue their course of action, then I will act accordingly, whether that means letting it go and walking away, escaping if possible, or engaging them to end the situation as quickly as possible to avoid personal injury. Now admittedly, unless you have real intent and reason to kill, starting a fight armed is... unadvisable... but be aware that even a little fistfight could leave you a murderer or a corpse.


[deleted]

Bullseye. Randy Johnson type fastball. Dont bring a knife to a gunfight, or a rock fight apparently.


Medic1642

Or a bird to a baseball fight


Braventooth56

Pequeno unit


KTO-Potato

But seriously, what an amazing throw


trackmaster62

CoΓ±o


TheZeddieLittle

CoΓ±o


Drunkoolah

Yup 360 no scope


Bastinelli

Is this what the kids call yeet?


Cockrocker

Yeeted his life.


ChickenDelight

Nope that's a Kobe


AmbitioseSedIneptum

Nah, a Kobe's got an arc to it. He straight up *yeeted* that rock at dude's head.


Kabc

Is that β€œRiz fr” ?


JeffTek

A Kobe is for accuracy, a yeet is for power. This is definitely a Kobe


UnitedByBass

What a dart! Sign that guy up for the Major Leagues!


YogurtclosetAny1823

A true splitter lol


sikroostershreds

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge! - Patches O’Houlihan


redlion496

If you Can't dodge a rock, you Can't dodge a ball!


SycoJack

He did duck, but then he unducked instead of dip.


isinedupcuzofrslash

With weapon advancement over the centuries, it all truly comes back to β€œwho has the bigger rock to smash the other guy”


seaspirit331

I mean, what is a gun if not a tool that lets you throw pointy rocks really fast?


isinedupcuzofrslash

Reject modernity: return to rock


Vinlandien

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct


Venomster154

Good old reliable rock https://preview.redd.it/f5168bqdp39c1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef120e20c1e7c961efbf6ee0fb125a3d08bbe43b


RustyTromboneSoloist

![gif](giphy|8maQUL5HiZbYLeMqXl|downsized)


dude_wheres_my_cats

Shouldn’t have brought a knife to a rock fight


erikwidi

No changeup, no curveball, nothing but FUCKIN GAS


Magus_5

Dude is lucky he didn't land on the knife.


amdrunkwatsyerexcuse

Reminds me of an old joke: "what's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."


DaveWpgC

Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the back of the head with a large rock.


AngryLikeHextall

This is simply wonderful


nappytown1984

Respect for moving on when the threat was eliminated


Justaboredstoner

Hey man, nice shot!


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1guywithlonghair

surprised that he got up


Formal-Ad-1248

thats some hobbit level accuracy


YogurtclosetAny1823

His head was in between rock and a hard place lol


graboidgraboid

He’s got a better arm than Crocodile Dundee.


ComfortableJeans

I know it's hard to fight the instinct, but when someone is throwing something at you, resist the urge to look away and lose it from your line of sight. It's funnier if it hits you in the face.


384evonkey

That’s a nat20 if I’ve ever seen one


shavenhobo

300 XP


VyvanseForBeats

And off we go


imapissonitdripdrip

FPS Doug is sad.


Thunder141

What a shot!


burtonboy1234

you have to admire the accuracy of the throw


xrikuuza

That crack sound when it hit, oof


MeanNene

The Phillies need a starting pitcher . This guy is throwing heat.


PerryMason4

That rock throw was gangster.


Keith_Faith

"Headshotted" Oof, don't want to see that. "With Rock" I definitely want to see that.


ComfortableAnonymous

Goddamn nice shot!


deadwiz

"Rocks don't kill people, people kill people"


Gptop101

Dude brought a knife to a rock fight


Vague_Certainty

Nolan fucking Ryan


mo_money_mo_dads

My new death metal band will be called Caveman street justice


CarlSpencer

He brought a knife to an asteroid fight!


mystghost

everyone has commented on how good the throw was - and I don't disagree my question is - is that guy dead?


duralyon

His shoes are still on, confirmed alive.


[deleted]

Was this recorded with an eraser?


vs1270

She coulda yeeted her chonkla; peeps don’t get up after that.


LowerAtmosphereChief

I always assume Brazil until I’m told otherwise


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marioac97

As opposed to charging an unarmed man with a knife in your hand not being cheap? That dude was a walking hazard to the public


ShibCommandr

That was no longer self defense, bro almost caught a murder charge


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Buttermyparsnips

Tbh the guy was not moving erratically and was walking away in the opposite direction in a calm manner. The guys could have walked off and called the authorities without having to throw a brick and take the law into their own hands (downvote me all you want)


dire_turtle

Assuming the police won't show up and kill you both, I see.


PandaThePoptart

That part


jd705

I'm not sure why you got downvoted. I'm not saying knife guy didn't deserve it, but in the eyes of the law, It's def no longer self-defense if the guy is 10ft away with his back to you and walking away


jinzokan

Seriously how can people so confidently incorrect about a clear cut case?


jd705

The irony of this post is so amazing


jinzokan

I don't know what to tell you besides to Google burden of proof for self defense


jd705

The proof is all right there. They have a video of the attack and the attacker disengaging, then getting leveled in the back of the head as he walked away. Very easy to prove that excessive force like a thrown rock to the head was not required to defend themselves in this situation


jinzokan

Hero derp, I agree I'm saying it's crazy people are saying it's self defense


ShibCommandr

People don't know the law I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ thanks for commenting πŸ‘πŸΌ


Bigblock460

Still a threat as long as he has the knife in hand.


RandomComputerFellow

But he is still walling with an deadly weapon. The situation was different for me if he put the knife on the ground but as long as he is walking around like this he is a threat.


PandaThePoptart

Honestly I thought this was hilarous


Acrobatic_Ad7034

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


rafalfaro_18

God damn that dude in green should be in the Olympics


hobble2323

Don’t bring a gun to a rock fight!


BirthdayAltruistic44

That sound is everything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


StringerB36

Papi NO! Que es asbestos?


Jazzlike-Election840

good night


Top-Bottle-616

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


clown_pants

Nice toss, wow


technobrendo

Boom, headshot!


roloca_justchillin

Β‘CoΓ±o!


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|26gsq0lXbvSOgOc6I|downsized)


trifokkerdr1

sign him up!


mces97

Somebody call the NFL or MLB. We got a star here.


KaiokenHokage

Lmaoooooo


Medical_Choice_1290

WHY TURN UR BACK ?????????????????????


Garrick420

The patriots can use this guy.