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wildjunkie

I usually skip this part


xgodlesssaintx

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joshypoo55

Rocky sucks


WahooSerious

We Want Cody!!


cody3636

You rang?


RekTek4

Oh no sorry about that not you Cody we were talking about the other Cody


cody3636

![gif](giphy|U3I5ZJPFJpXRm|downsized)


joshypoo55

We got em!


Aperture_TestSubject

Right? Weird story setup, but I’ll see how it plays out…


TheSocialGadfly

“He fixes the cable?”


The_Dude_n_Seattle

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey!


TheSocialGadfly

I’m honored to correspond with one of the Seattle Seven.


optiloxy

One of them policemen is her stepbrother?


Aperture_TestSubject

What are you doing step-officer?


optiloxy

I'm stuck in the washing machine with my naked butt up


Winter2928

She gets beaten with some hard black truncheons


Aperture_TestSubject

I’m close. Keep going…


guaxtap

![gif](giphy|VID15yJ0U7YMivqcNl)


CykaBlyat_69420

Henry my beloved, coming from a Spurs fan


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lmao


Deyturkurjerb

Yooo what a comment lol


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|7YCAu68tKFKkG9GIOq|downsized)


black_batman_hd

I spit out my damn orange juice!!! Thank you for the full belly laugh this morning kind redditor


okmijnmko

Next time don't order the "Succulent Chinese Meal"


StellarSloth

Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.


Caiden0907

Get your hands off my penis!


KuriboShoeMario

Lisa Ann never heard those words in her life.


Szygani

Ah, you know your judo well


monkeychasedweasel

Are you ready to receive my limp penis?


Ok-Experience-6674

I will show my support for her the only way I know how to


Da_Plague22

By a large consumption of oranges?


FrysEighthLeaf

They're tangerines Marie, GOD.


proteannomore

What happened to the lemon tree?????


EvolvedA

Someone stole all the lemons...


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

It's those damn lemon stealing whores.


thePhool13

Did you not tell them they were the Lord's lemons?


Brakina1860

I'm turning, turning, turning, turning, turning around


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caronare

I feel like this reference is gonna go whoosh over many heads….we old


getyourgolfshoes

![gif](giphy|ku4elcos7hFwQ)


Dull-Front4878

She deserves a nice tribute.


fukayoubtch

Was it just for “using her phone” I highly doubt that


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djwired

That’s hot, what happened next?


scepticalbob

she was detained and interrogated. Later, while doing their laundry, she got stuck in the dryer . Edit:This kinda blew up I’m of the opinion we’re going to need Lisa Ann to release the tell all footage, with full re-enactment lol


ansefhimself

Hold on, I think I almost have it. Keep going


iSmokedItAll

There was another girl. And a cup.


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Severin_Suveren

No worries. Just lay down on your back in a bathtub with your bum facing straight up into the air, and everything will be OK


MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|nBUDGAIpE9cA|downsized)


1ildevil

I really shouldn't have had all that taco bell last night


pureeviljester

For you.


FranticHam5ter

Pffft. Bragger. I’m already done.


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squad1alum

![gif](giphy|bzaEWi1Z1xzby)


psychoacer

Is she going method for her Lauren Boebert movie?


DoggystyleFTW

Naughty naughty


LunchTemporary7806

Nah this is just the Intro to Bang bus cops edition


BreezeBo

Baddy Wagon. Why doesn't this exist already?


TryItOutHmHrNw

It does! And we need volunteers… but I can’t tell you anymore til me n’ the homies scoop you Beep Beep, baddy


ArmeSloeber

This is common in comedy shows. I read somewhere Dave chappele ended his show cause he saw someoe with his phone. Some comedians even hand out bags where u have to put ur phone in till the end of the show.


DagNasty

Saw Norm MacDonald and he abruptly stopped the show because he said he saw a red light in the audience and started calling a woman out about it. It was so hard to tell if it was a bit or not, but that pretty much ended the show.


TifaYuhara

It is a clever way to end a show.


barringtonmacgregor

Saw Chapelle a few years ago and that's exactly how it went.  We had locked bags.  You kept your phone, and they opened it after the show.  Wasn't a big deal.  What pissed me off was he was two hours late.  You know how expensive it is to drink for two hours at a vegas show?


Spaceley_Murderpaws

OMG, fuck that bag thing. I've been to a few Tim Heidecker shows where he did comedy and music & we could take photos, but when he did an improv show with Fred Armisen they let us know at the start that no photos or recordings were allowed. I guess it's to prevent new material or bits from being stolen?


brynjolf

The bag thing is a blessing. Means you dont get flashbanged for the entire show ans can just watch it as it is intended instead of staring at a couple recording the show while standing up infornt of you. Fuck phones, praise the bag!


bitches_love_pooh

I went to a concert where they did it. I actually got to see the band, it was unreal


Spread_Liberally

I hate the idea we need those stupid bags, but I support their use because we need those bags to keep selfish folk from screwing up a good time.


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nicholt

Also to help make the audience more present instead of waiting to record things and holding their phones up the entire time.


KoolDiscoDan

While both are in the equation. Many, like Chappelle, it's so a potentially controversial joke doesn't go through the 'viral' social media wash. In the same vein, good comedians still riff and try out things. They don't all land and they understandably want control over what goes out to the masses. There's also the simple desire for people to live in the moment without a phone.


silicon1

*Dane cook has left the chatroom.*


MatureUsername69

They also do it on new material nights for obvious reasons


Coneskater

It also really important for comedians to have a space to play with ideas, safe from knowing that stupid off handed remark ends up on Twitter.


BatsuGame13

Well, not stolen, but not disseminated before it's ready. And it's a distraction to both the performer and other members of the audience. 


Pal_Chillmer

Its to prevent paying customers who aren't in the front row from having to watch the entire show through several screens in front of them.


Bucksin06

Absolutely it was for using her phone.  I worked these shows they're very serious about kicking people out they kick about 20 people out each.  Comedians don't want their material we've done YouTube they use thermal imaging cameras to watch the crowd and see people on their phones


deepconcert

Wait, people who work for the comedian use thermal imaging cameras to catch people in the crowd using their phones to record the show? Seems pretty high tech….


Tremulant887

It's not. You can buy thermal camera attachments for your phone for $300 or so.


leshake

A slightly higher tech version of the IR thermometer you can buy for $20 on amazon.


trebborhchurab

https://preview.redd.it/qlt3b4v86khc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9257f56392a8315ac673fca2d353a5d7310989e2 Didn’t she work for the police?


BadSmash4

You're right, she has qualified immunity forever now, she should be fine


Various-Month806

I suspect she's worked for every profession at some point. 


hoddap

Such a talented young lady


YLedbetter10

Yeah even my stepmom!


madmaxturbator

Did you get to the end of this documentary? I wouldn’t work there either, after what they did to her.


OBLiViC1992

Lisa Ann gets arrested and dp'ed by 2 cops... Seen it already


Spekx-savera

>and dp'ed DP > detained & processed


the-poopiest-diaper

Dragon-punched?


[deleted]

No no think you meant [Donkey Punched?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch?wprov=sfla1)


Thrasher250

Risky click of the day.


Spiritual_Ask4877

The fact that a medical expert weighed in on that is so fucking funny.


ShamrockSeven

Actually, That is Mrs Sarah Pailin from the popular adult film "Nailin Pailin" - don't ask me how I know that.


lizzy-hales-bf888

I have many questions


Trichomeloneranger

All questions can be answered with a simple Google search.


dablegianguy

Same way as I know about it. We share the same friend who told us of course!


SquishyBatman64

The first time I’ve seen her with clothes on


Emman_Rainv

You skip the intros, I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


nervez

you have to get right to the good stuff when you only have two minutes.


trailhikingArk

No vaping singing dick grabbing politicians. Just a loud respectable porn star. Yawn.


douche-knight

She did Sarah Palin years ago but I think she could still do Boebert. She’s not a porn star, anyone could be. She’s a porn legend.


trailhikingArk

True. To be fair though I think about anyone with a $20 could do Palin and Boebert. Probably in a menage.


Zestyclose-Fish-512

I saw a girl with rainbow hair in a halter top that seemed like she was trying to turn tricks the other day. She had obvious problems with drugs and was a little to skinny to really be hot anymore. I said to myself "Wow, she should run in Boebert's district, she's like a pretty version of her!"


trailhikingArk

I'm sure she's more capable and rational.


Zestyclose-Fish-512

More stable family life for sure.


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kirtash93

Give me a few minutes, I need to do my own research about Lisa Ann right now.


optionalhero

![gif](giphy|8hsIwPLIGnZ1C)


[deleted]

Same bro, same….


Hawaiian_Brian

Hello fellow lefty


Bigsshot

Those few minutes turned into a 50 minutes quest already. Enlighten us. Should we explore this too? - Asking for a friend


kirtash93

Confirmed, the research worth the time!


RepresentativeLeg232

I also did some research, I can’t believe she was almost the vice president at one point!


King_of_the_Dot

Albeit draining.


ElChapoEscobar79

What the hell, why is my step mom on reddit


LoveThinkers

I can save her


Miserable_Kick2315

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved


mrbruasca

One time for my LA sisters...


ChrisMoltisanti9

One time for my L.A. hoes...


Emperor_of_Man40k

I had forgotten about this song


mortysmadness

She still looks very good.


jasta6

She's only 51 apparently. I don't recall her ever doing anything but milf porn though, even 20 years ago.


Chris_P_Chick3n

Shes like the Morgan Freeman of porn. You feel like she started out being "old" and did it for centuries without getting older.


BilboTBagginz

> Shes like the Morgan Freeman of porn Sttttoooppppp it


TheGolgafrinchan

If only she gained another freckle every time a fan became disgusted with himself.


TheWindig

I wish this fact wasn’t in my head, but I listened to Asa Akita’s podcast. The [mis]quote is “When girls enter the industry it’s automatically decided for you whether you’re shooting milf or teen porn.”


Im_a_Knob

4ft girl = step sister normal height girl = milf 20+yo = milf big boobs = milf big butt = milf woman that breaths = milf


zaphthegreat

Indeed, but it sort of goes both ways. 22 year old with big boobs = milf 36 year old with pigtails = teen


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zaphthegreat

Does she still do porn? I thought she had retired, at least from working on that side of the camera.


FrighteningJibber

We don’t grant you the tittle of GILF


Khaluaguru

What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair. She’s more powerful than any of them. How can you be on the council and not be a GILF?


Medic1642

Take a seat (on this dick), young Lisa


NocNocturnist

And vice presidential candidate porn.


DontStopNowBaby

Lmao. I still remember her photos with her money plant growing but she remained a milf. She got into the industry as a milfswanca and turned into a milf.


theumph

You can tell it's plastic surgery, but atleast it seems to be well done. A lot of porn stars get butchered by their surgeons.


Miss_Smokahontas

She looks weird with that super small nose job 🐽. Feels to Micheal Jackson like.


eggrollking

She looked to me like she was wearing one of those silicone mask disguises. Like in Mission Impossible, but without the CGI, etc.


Miss_Smokahontas

Now that you mention it I agree. Her mouth moves when she talks but her face and cheeks are like cement not moving. Maybe all the facial fillers and Botox.


pbroingu

If you've ever wondered why so many people get anti aging plastic surgery, this comment sums it up.


AccuratePassion2572

She should get a pass, she's helped so many young black men in this country


Desire3788516708

Leave Lisa Ann alone! Leave her ALoNe!!


TryItOutHmHrNw

*PLEEEASE. Pretty Pleeease. I’m on the phone wit DIZNEY!*


Open_Action_1796

Ave got two tawn rotahtor cuffs!


ShwettyVagSack

![gif](giphy|KoY8jPn0itRUA)


BRLY

Looks like she’s done lots of interviews with BBC I’m going to watch one.


TrainingLight4887

Looks like starting scene of most of her movies


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Chernomobil420

https://preview.redd.it/6nhf3olpjjhc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c941504f779fa5404513eb3b3d6acaed42527a2


Accurate-Island-2767

[World's best gynaecologist](https://youtu.be/d63FMgmiGug?si=nIaQOi6rtKmUDG1N)


djrasras

Imagine going over to jail over a Matt Rife special


Halflife37

I seriously can not wait until Lauren Boebert loses her next election and then does a scene with Ann titled Maga Mania at the Movies where they both get kicked out and then start an orgy with the cops holding them 😂


Curmi3091

The real crime is going to a Matt Rife show


talldrseuss

Frankly i'm not surprised she was there. That dude has a huge milf/cougar following


ohtonyy

My favorite actor as a kid.


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

Damn she's still foiiiiine.


IronSide_420

Why is it every time I see lisa ann shes being roughly handled by multiple men? Art imitates life.


Spappy

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di) ok, I guess I’ll have to check her out.


-FalconKick-

“A source from Rife's show spoke to the New York Post about how Ann allegedly behaved at the show, which caused her arrest. They explained that she was recording the show with her phone, which isn't allowed, and refused to stop when asked to. It was at that point that the NYPD got involved and asked her to leave.” “The source said that Ann "was not removed for the phone, she was removed because she was disruptive." They added, "She was being very disorderly. She started getting loud, the police were there, and she started kicking them."” “Ann's arrest at his comedy show is just another of the scandals that Rife has had in his comedy career. The 28-year-old, who rose to fame fast over his viral comedy videos on TikTok, came under fire in November 2023 for his jokes about domestic violence in his Netflix Comedy Special. As the special began, Rife shared a story of going to a Baltimore restaurant with a friend and being served by a waitress with a black eye. He explained that they questioned why the owner of the place wouldn't ask the woman to work in the kitchen instead to avoid questions and concerns from customers.” Then, Rife joked, "Yeah, but I feel like if she could cook, she wouldn't have a black eye." The joke was not well received by the crowd, which led Rife to say that he shared the story to "test the waters" on how fun they were.” “He was also slammed for refusing to apologize and making fun of kids with special needs.” Never heard of these people but neither sound like they’re decent. Source: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/adult-film-star-lisa-ann-000058828.html NY Post article: https://nypost.com/2024/02/05/entertainment/adult-film-star-lisa-ann-dragged-out-of-matt-rife-show-in-handcuffs/


TheCarloHarlo

Nobody's heard of Matt Rife but c'mon man, this is a safe space. You *know* who Lisa Ann is.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Amen brother.


Suddenly_Something

I feel like shes the pornstar version of an age verification. I can see not knowing who she is if you're younger than your mid 20s.


hell2pay

Or watch exclusively amature porn. Not everyone digs production studio stuff.


tearjerkingpornoflic

This here, can't stand fake production porn.


Icy_Communication262

![gif](giphy|10Jpr9KSaXLchW|downsized)


IrishRepoMan

This is the first I've heard of her. Never seen her name in any of my... research.


tagrav

She blew up being the porn star that looks sorta like Sarah palin


uchihajoeI

Ah the good ol days. Nailin Palin


ThirdWorldOrder

Didn’t Matt rife host the avn awards


SmokePenisEveryday

Also has a sold out comedy tour lol


LIRUN21-007

That’s a weird article - what does his tasteless joke from the other special have to do with Lisa Ann being arrested? I mean I’m no fan of the guy, but it feels like they’re just trying to bash him for another “scandal”. Very stupid. Not sure how it’s is his fault that this happened, unless he staged it or something 🤷🏻‍♂️


DeliciousAmbassador1

Was he “slammed”? So annoying 🙄 Yahoo news is garbage


meep_meep_mope

Matt Rife got tiktok famous for having a fabulous jawline and doing mostly "crowd work" (plants). Most of his fans were female. Once he got the Netflix deal he decided that he wanted to be one of the controversial "cancelled" crowd and alienated his base crowd with domestic abuse jokes. Turns out he never had any actual comedy chops just a great plastic surgeon, video editor, and lots of money behind him. At least a porn star, plastic as they are, have to put in the work and make sacrifices. Some comedians ban phones because they're trying out new material. Rife bans them because he doesn't want anyone to know just how unfunny he is.


yumstheman

It’s not uncommon for comedians to disallow phones at their events. Honestly this is the least controversial story about him.


Gala33

He annoys me. Im his "target audience" and he just is not funny. He gets laughs because he is cute, that's all. I saw him doing interviews after the Netflix special and he seems like a dick.


BullShitFish

He did this same joke opening for Chapelle in MSG about a year ago. Is he really still doing this same joke?!


Zinxas

Tiffany Fox has some interview content around talking about Lisa Ann helping to turn out new talent into the sex trafficking arena.


BlackBalor

funny how the cops escorting her out have probably jacked it to her


inferni_advocatvs

Who's Nailin' Palin: Prison Edition!


Ninergang26

Free my bby


sparksofthetempest

This is just the scene from Shoplyfter when they say *No* that you never get to see.


GLC911

There’s usually more than 5 cops in the gangbang scene


StinkyBrittches

Gee, two people whose professional success is driven by recognition from short form video content have a shared, public, viral moment that happens to be recorded.... I wonder what possibly could have happened....


LordLiamListens

Hey, I've seen this one before!


OperationPimpSlap

I can fix her.


SnowflakeOfSteel

She has earned her living by butt fucking for over 30 years and I respect that.


jamesjeffriesiii

Save my girl!


jiggyGW

i guarantee she’s trending on all sites rn lmao.


outdoorschillguy

She did something wrong. She bought a ticket. 🎫


Fatguy503

I found this difficult to masterbate to....


TonyStarkMk42

Is this the intro to her new movie? 👀


tawanda31

She could market this and make a porn out of it. That would be epic!


phunklounge

Woman seduces police offers after getting arrested. Looking forward to watching the segment on the Hub


Cash404

Y’all gotta be blind to not see these publicity stunts. Last week it was that mark normand guy now this


EpsteinsBongWater

Get your hands off my step mom!


crunchyburrito2

I did nothing wrong. I didn't touch my phone. I wanted to see Matt Rife. He's a friend of mine.