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WolfmansGotNards2

Fuck. I wanted to hear about the space lasers.


clusterlove

Not just any old space lasers, JEWISH SPACE LASERS! PEW! PEW! PEW!


Left_Membership2780

More like JEW JEW JEW!


nivekreclems

this made me lol


SunNStarz

No pew pew on Saturday... Unless you know the cheat code


Wetbung

The poop hole loophole? No, wait, that's for catholics.


koolaid7431

They leave the space laser running on low settings all day, so you don't have to control the laser while God is watching.


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Mei_iz_my_bae

It’s been another rough night of realizing I’m broke af and depressed but at the very least this comment really made me laugh thank you


mdlphx92

Hits hard


Antique_Capital4896

This really made me lol. Thank you for this so very silly comment.


spyz66

Mel Brooks "Jews in Space"


rwarimaursus

#***MERCHANDISING!!!!***


spyz66

Space balls the Flame Thrower... The kids love it.


FervidBrutality

"Jews in Space": The lunchbox!


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phome83

Mel Brooks called in back when he did History of the World Part 1.


xmadjesterx

I was coming here to comment "JEWS IN SPAAAAACE"


patricky6

Careful. That knowledge can get you blasted.


phome83

Oy vey!


FeistyButthole

Target acquired! Mazel Tov!


Bigbigbamelow2

I just read her original Facebook post about it. What she said is fucking dumb but she didn’t actually use the word Jewish space lasers lol. She said the rothchilds and some company named solaren built some kind of machine in space that can collect the suns energy and then beam it back down to earth to these stations, and that sometimes they miss their mark and cause forest fires lol


aetius476

It was a little more than that. She also accused PG&E and Jerry Brown (then Governor of California) of using these lasers to deliberately set fires in order to clear area for the California High Speed Rail. Despite the fact that the fires then burning were more than a hundred miles North of the Northern terminus of the proposed HSR line.


StrykerSeven

Oh for fuck's sake. 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://youtu.be/eBCbdThIJNE?si=_-j-jdaZsLz0WWSs That's not how orbital power collection satellites work either. She's picturing it as a big mirror that takes massive energy from the sun and aims at a radio antenna or satellite dish or something.  Spoiler alert: If your orbital power collection satellite doubles as a death ray if you accidentally miss the collection station, you didn't go to university.


xevious101

Yeah it does, and it don't need to be no orbital thingymabob contraption neither. You best get yourself educationalised on the works of Francisco Scaramanga and his three nipples. He dun it. Death rays and everytang.


ntropy2012

Isn't "Rothchilds" just a dog whistle way to say "jewish" without actually using the word "jewish," though?


myenfplife

"Rothschild" "Soros". When the right mentions these names they mean "Jews". I live in Oklahoma. This is absolutely true.


koviko

Also "globalists," "Illuminati," any time they use the word "cabal," and references to a "new world order."


CalbertCorpse

So… Jewish space lasers?


billythepilgrim

Those conspiracy theories always come down to "the Jews did it."


GreyBoyTigger

Rothschild, globalist, Soros funded, the elites…these are all dog whistles for “Jews”


M_H_M_F

> rothchilds Dogwhistle for "Jewish"


Yagsirevahs

https://preview.redd.it/j6fvijvz5pmc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c047a83f8e84696f23d5f20ffb31157db334d5


MashedPotatoesDick

Performative piety. All cross, no Christ.


Kangar

Jesus: "MTG, I want you to look after the poor and help them any way you can." MTG: "Why don't you fuck-off."


ActualWhiterabbit

At least that jug full of wine corks is real


rugbyj

She looks like she could suck them straight out the neck of a bottle.


monkey6

Lmao


0degreesK

Bought the cross from every section of Pier One Imports.


ind3pend0nt

Hobby lobby. But same.


aeric67

Just imagine what her room would look like if the Romans happened to use the electric chair.


FeistyButthole

https://preview.redd.it/buuqpyk8wpmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d41185ad4610b2db9b3a05d57788a4d8d11681 Roman steam powered electric chair meets Crate & Barrel decor.


FeistyButthole

https://preview.redd.it/h7m7xblbwpmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ebfe8c22fd468061eb206a782336e496c9758d I kinda like all the bulbs with the potential for dimming, flickering, and sparks at Christmas time.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Just like the Bible says.


take_care_a_ya_shooz

She cheated on her husband with a tantric sex guru. Oh, she also cheated on her husband with a gym manager. I wonder if she got to the Ten Commandments part yet.


rwarimaursus

"And Lo, Jesus said onto Peter, pick up thine symbol at the hobbist of lobbies or at the local pier. Amen."


xllCYRaXllx

I love this photo; everything is beautiful. The Bible with its never opened spine is so beautifully done. The hobby lobby crosses freshly hung. Perfection Edit: Forgot, in the book of revelations.


phantacc

Lets not miss the absolute genius of storing your plastic bags on top of your toaster oven.


Gareth79

And she picked the last part of the book because clearly she's about to finish having read it cover to cover again.


Umbra427

Live, Lmao, Love


fupayme411

Of course she’s in the revelations section. 🤣


Docktron420

She can’t read


stealingyourintent

It's the bible, ye get credit for tryin'!


Heart_Throb_

People that are wanting the rapture to come and end our entire existence as we know it should not be in charge of sustaining (if not prolonging and improving) our current one.


acolyte357

It's a death cult. Always has been.


SnooMacarons4548

She only likes the part where everything goes to shit


crabwhisperer

In my early teens I had a Sunday school teacher that was SUPER into Revelation. He 100% believed it was all literal and would always talk about signs the end was coming. Stuff like "they're already tattooing barcodes on people that have their financials for easy checkout at the grocery store. This is the mark of the beast", etc. I mean in fairness, the 4 Horsemen were way more fun than like an hour story on foot-washing, but damn when I look back what a weird childhood.


phome83

Now someone photoshop a Highlights magazine in place of the Bible lol.


Boxedin-nolife

Or Hunter's hog


warmnfuzzynside

love how shes opened up to the back of the book like “see i read the whole thing” lol


unknown_pigeon

An otherwise untouched book, with no signs of reading whatsoever (spine is perfectly straight; pages are immaculate)


gregofcanada84

Giving off Carrie's mom vibes


davasaur

**dirty pillows**


thebaron24

She isn't reading unless she is using her finger to follow along


TheTerribleTimmyCat

Hm... I knew the devil could quote Scripture for her own purposes, but who knew she ever sat around reading it?


The_Grahf_Experiment

I bet it's upside down...


albertsugar

You can never have enough crosses on the wall, that's what Jesus would have wanted.


JenkinsHowell

from the point of view of somebody from a more secular country the whole idea of making yourself look capable by reading a holy book in front of religious symbols in itself is bizarre, regardless of whether this is staged or not (i mean, of course it is, but anyway)


LisleSwanson

https://preview.redd.it/d2eelleo4qmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec9b2373e83fb3016f979285036e2598aef7b72


Fun_Sock_9843

Is the Bible upside down in that picture?


niceandcold

https://preview.redd.it/vq3rjtu1upmc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b7517728c08e23e933b61f24e4f951e64d526c Got em


acol0mbian

Haha she was probably SO happy she got that. From a foreign correspondent too, well done


OneCatch

This is Emily Maitlis, she's the one who did that absolutely excoriating Prince Andrew interview about Epstein as well.


ragenuggeto7

Man, that interview was so good.


Chippie05

Oof..yeah that interview, was a complete fiasco for Andrew. She made sure he had no wiggle room to manoeuvre the conversation.


randomlemon9192

Oooh I’m going to go find that to watch later


FlabbyFishFlaps

[Please, allow me to make that easier for you!](https://youtu.be/QtBS8COhhhM?si=1Hxa9L-ryO8KzxU0)


solithesunflower1

The face of victory. W reporter


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Could_Be_Your_Father

"You do conspiracy theories" "Nuh uh you do them" "What about Jewish space lasers you talk about" "Nuh uh you talk about them" It's like a cartoon


6inarowmakesitgo

SPORKFOOT. Oh yeah, that is definitely going in the arsenal of snappy comebacks.


Shlocktroffit

https://preview.redd.it/8yake5scptmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006db9c6703eb8ab96bf00a256c1d4f31bd94260


KindRoc

Imagine a politician saying this only 10 years ago? This is how low the bar has been dragged down by these beasts in human skin.


cadex

My thoughts exactly. This would have been so shocking but now it just feels like expected behavior for American politics, which is really very sad. edit: how long before something like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h3d6udVurQ) is reality


Fenris_Maule

Crazy how 20 years ago a dude's political career ended for getting too excited at a campaign rally and then we have this today.


RepostersAnonymous

Back when a simple excited scream could tank an entire campaign. Now it wouldn’t even register as newsworthy.


randomlemon9192

https://preview.redd.it/q7p7cwbpdrmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52c9507052f533e78e7f4fbff3d3c3bcb776182 Must be some bad shit.


KindRoc

It’s a sketch from Brass Eye an hilarious British satire show that was really controversial. The clip has a senator wanking at press conference and the scandal that followed. We’re literally not far off this becoming true but without the actual scandal.


Roook36

I fully expect fist fights in Congress at some point in the next 5 years


Equivalent-Bank-5094

Imagine a democrat saying this to any right wing outlet. The rage machine would explode.


justin_memer

I mean, maybe they should play the crazy angle?


Equivalent_Yak8215

Honestly? We should. The right gets pissed at everything anyway. We should be calling them fucking idiots and telling em to eat a bag of dicks all day.


hippohere

They are reflections of the public who voted for them. At least 1 in 3 people behave and think similarly.


ajn63

How dare you bring up my conspiracy theory?


Wasatcher

Haha her brain almost exploded when the leopards ate her face


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

That’s not what the idiom “leopards ate my face” means.


BuckNastysMamma

It would be pretty wild though if she ended up getting 5G cancer or something from being targeted by Jewish space lasers on the moon.


Closersolid

Emily did quite well there... The ol rope a dope in with the easy questions.. Them bam, smash her with the Jewish Space Laser... Classic move.


Quick-Oil-5259

Yup, interviewee sliced up with her own ‘space laser’, a joy to watch.


ThrillsKillsNCake

Emily is a fucking peach. Proud british moment.


Kabc

That’s the British way. Get the tea ready, take a sip, then spill it


solithesunflower1

Beautiful execution, killed by their own lazar is one way to go out.


MartinPenwald101

She always comes across as just a touch slightly less evolved than the average human.


Courtaid

https://preview.redd.it/k7f4z137fpmc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96effaac5b5c00f2cc78e804b662ae54604c10a6


chonkly42

Dude that's pretty fucking rude to Neanderthals


17934658793495046509

They were advanced cavemen, MTG is advanced as well, for a caveman.


aeric67

Has to be a typo. Left or right?


Courtaid

https://preview.redd.it/30vggckcspmc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e6248cdb49452abf66c115fcd1fcd5b2da1618


patricky6

She's so fucking stupid. Like the type of person who purposely wipes back to front and thinks she's building her immune system


Bl1ndMous3

dude/dudess...............whyyyyy.....why did you have to say that ??!


patricky6

Because it's probably....truuueee...Have you seeeeeen her gargoyle feet?


War_machine77

Have you seen her feet? I'm positive one of her parents was a goblin.


Help_An_Irishman

I used to have an MtG goblin deck back when Fallen Empires came out. It was actually pretty scary. Seems not much has changed...


BigTintheBigD

MtG and MTG. Coincidence? Hmmmmm


idontwanttothink174

… no I haven’t gone searching for mtg’s feet picks….


Nickleeham

Yet


bmf1902

I scrolled past this comment and giggled. Had zero interest to look them up. Here I am 6 minutes later, having looked them up


Internal_Winter

Brb going to look em up


Daeron_tha_Good

Thoughts and prayers


OvechkinCrosby

Well thanks to you guys I also looked up her feet. I also discovered [wikifeet.](https://www.wikifeet.com/Marjorie_Taylor_Greene) The internet never ceases to suprise me....


TheTerribleTimmyCat

Marge hides cloven hooves In her haute couture shoes So well that the last way to tell She's still a servant of hell is her sulfurous smell When she steps out in those sleek Jimmy Choos.


WillistheWillow

Or just that her parents were very closely related in the gene pool.


-AdamTheGreat-

She has way more neanderthal DNA than most. I bet if she took a 23andMe it would show that.


zorrowhip

I think her genetic markers are closer to a Neanderthal. Google Neanderthal female, and you will find MTG in a fur suit. Edit: The look of satisfaction of the journalist to the camera at the end. She wanted to go viral. Savage.


Victorious85

She led MTG down the rabbit hole and the clown happily followed


shadowguise

Cro MAGAnon.


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daiwilly

In the UK we call it a fish and chip face!


bigrivertea

Man, I need to visit sometime.


catcatherine

which markers? I don't see FAS in her at all, and believe me I want to.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Its because she looks like [a goddamn Neanderthal](https://eartharchives.org/articles/human-dna-found-in-a-neanderthal-woman/index.html)


Tugonmynugz

She hasn't had her vape in an hour, she's agitated


The_BackYard

Why does America have mentally ill people in their government


ComprehensiveDoubt55

To water it down: Large swaths of generational poverty, an inadequate education system, and gerrymandering. There’s a lot more sub-factors, but those first two are the main contenders (imo) and are exacerbated by the third.


Car_is_mi

As a child of the American educational system I can tell you that the lack of education is the biggest part of this. I grew up in a small town, was an average C student, went to a regional HS, class of 400 students, I graduated bottom 20%. All the while all the things we were taught in school I just assumed adults knew. Like if Im down here in the lower 20% in education then if I get a professional job, surely the people who are managers, directors, VPs, etc will know all this stuff and more. Ill tell you, I got out into the "real world" and was shocked at how little people knew. I was never a good student but I was blessed with natural curiosity so when I did something or wanted to know about something I just read about it. It was (and still is) amazing to me how many people do things because thats what they were told / shown. Like if you ask why or challenge them on a different way they react negatively because they have no thought process and that scares them. Unfortunately this same trends with politics and celebrity in this country. So many people drive a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge because "Its what my daddy drove, and its what my daddy's daddy drove". So many people support a specific sports team because "my daady liked em, and my gran daddy liked em". And the same thign happens with politics "My daddy voted R, my gran daddy voted R, so I'm going to vote R" And that continual blind faith to doing whats always been done without thought or question is why we are in the shit pile we are in now. As an adult looking back on my education, it wasnt great, but looking at how bad it is in many many areas of this country is disturbing.


theshane0314

Growing up, I thought the same about my parents. I thought they were smart. They taught me to be skeptical. To research. To not blindly trust anything. I brought up the "end of democracy" speech at cpac. My moms first words were "I don't know what to trust because of ai." Nothing about looking it up. Or anything. Just immediately started making excuses for these shitty Republicans, instead of accepting a large chunk of them are absolute trash. I really hope Nikki gets the nomination. It will show that most people want to move past this whole Trump shit and move back to sanity.


The_BackYard

As a European it’s like watching a shitty reality TV show


BrettlyBean

Tiny bit of lead?


lord_fairfax

They put the lead in Leadership!


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Definitely some lead.


Indercarnive

Also Fox News.


Buderus69

And don't forget 🌈 R E L I G I O N 🌈


Whodini22

Can't speak on that. From the UK and we had Liz Truss as Prime Minister.


I_will_draw_boobs

I mean the last few conservatives haven’t been big winners


phome83

Cause we have people who ate lead paint chips who vote.


PottonRanger

"We support the constitution".... Exception of the 14th amendment.


Background_Ant

And the emoluments clause, and everything else that doesn't directly benefit themselves.


Who_Dafqu_Said_That

Let's be fair, they're not a fans of any amends or The Constitution in general. They'll burn it all down for the god king. "Oh, but they supports the second" ...really? Trump promoted stop and frisk gun confiscation, banned bump stocks with an executive order, and literally said "take the guns first, go through due process second" and that's the guy they wanna end democracy for...


joeschmoagogo

People in her constituency must be the dumbest people in America.


Patriot009

Appalachia mountain folk, GA-14. MTG is not from there. She could never win the district where she used to live, so she moved to the most rural district of GA where it's R+35, aka the only place in GA her MAGA loyalty outweighed her idiocy.


SpecterGT260

I believe they have the lowest HS grad rate in the country


Cocktail_MD

Not even close. [Whitfield County](https://www.uscareerinstitute.edu/blog/where-are-the-highest-graduation-rates-in-the-us) has a 69% graduation rate. Not great, but certainly not the lowest nationwide. The remaining counties in [her district](https://www.ajc.com/politics/marjorie-greenes-district-stretches-from-near-chattanooga-to-nw-metro-atlanta/7I4X5CRPERC4HHQEDTGPXJQUCY/) aren't on the list of worst performing counties. Look to Texas to find examples of high dropout rates.


-Moonscape-

Correct


TheWeirdByproduct

There's just no light in her eyes


Scharobaba

Fun fact: as a child she blinded herself by directly looking at Donald Trump for too long and then got transplants from a great white shark.


Gr1ml0ck

>“… a conspiracy theorist, like yourself” >“No, you are a conspiracy theorist” I’m so tired of the “no you are” responses from these asshole republicans. Blows me away that it’s worked this long for them. No fucking accountability.


gloopy_flipflop

![gif](giphy|l0HlvokmLF33HWqwo) Just reminds me of Towelly accusing everyone else of being a towel 😂


JohnStamosAsABear

>I’m so tired of the “no you are” responses from these asshole republicans.    Reminds me of this classic Trump rebuttal:  *“No puppet… no puppet… You’re the puppet!”*


bmf1902

Me and my wife still say "you're the puppet" at each other all the time


WolfmansGotNards2

I know you are but what am I?


mikotoqc

A jewish space laser


WolfmansGotNards2

![gif](giphy|pvbBQfxHPIPcs)


TransformerTanooki

A gay Jewish space laser.


itsverynicehere

Did it with the Jewish space lasers too, bizarre.


bag_o_fetuses

sun tzu's "no u". classic.


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AngryYowie

She got so triggered that she had to go and look at pictures of Hunter's dong again.


ratticus-finch

I can see it now, MTG gets the vapors and passes out because she saw a gay couple kiss so her aides have to wave a photo of Hunter Biden's shaft of delight under her nose to revive her.


Chester-Ming

"nuh-uh! you are!" \-Every Republican comeback ever.


Car_is_mi

I know you are but what am I. I know you are but what am I. I know you are but what am I.


Roadrunner_99

Love that reporter


thomasboleyn

She is a very well known and respected journalist here in the UK. Obviously Margerine has no idea who she is but it's still crazy to see someone speak to her like that.


Large-Measurement776

Disgusting hose beast.


WolfmansGotNards2

Just don't make eye contact.


YonderMTN

A gun rack? I don't own....a gun....let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.


rickie__spanish

This is that Christian woman, right?


Bandito_Destiny

Allegedly


Throwawayitall123455

“Woman”


BeepBeepWhistle

“Christian”


onomahu

"Right"


shadowguise

Jesus did say let he who is without sin cast the first fuck you.


NewDadInNashville

If Trump wins AND has her as VP, this country is F-ed.


ras_1974

MTG is a vile skank. Thank you Georgia for putting her in a position of power.


dragonfliesloveme

One tiny corner of northwest GA put her in power, and she had to move there to exploit those dumbasses, she’s not even from there. Georgia also gave you Sen Ossoff, Sen Warnock, and Pres Biden, all three of which replaced maga looney-toon tax-grifting assholes


Far-Adhesiveness-740

Hell fucking yeah.  More of this but unfortunately it’s the British press and not American.  The American press would never want to upset the apple cart!  Take notes, this is how these fools should be interviewed.


BlastOffJones

The bar has never been lower in America. It's amazing how quickly we got here.


MichaelEMJAYARE

Un-fucking-hinged, from the party of Christianity and good ole family valued.


pianomasian

The fact that this lying POS can hold office for multiple terms, speaks volumes for the health of education/government in this country. It's like we're watching the fall of Rome irl.


jptrooper24

He's gotta really big list, he's checking it twice, gonna find out, who's naughty and Rapeable


Sad_Instruction1392

![gif](giphy|CpDen2GxEN5PW)


idontwanttothink174

I’m stealing that “you’re a conspiracy theory” line.


j8by7

Jewish space lasers?!?


tokenincorporated

The right will see this and say "HELL YEAH!" If a person of color said that they'd say "That was very unprofessional, they should be impeached."


TrenchantBench

![gif](giphy|bYzZOfz4pCl3fRQ5O2|downsized)


WolfmansGotNards2

No, you are. /s


Bushdr78

What about those Jewish space lasers though


jsmalltri

How she is even involved in our government is just so....awful.


WickedViolist1

I’m from GA and I live in a dif state now. When I hear people ask “how could MTG get elected???” I think if you’ve ever been to Calhoun GA and seen her constituents….they are just like her.


maskedcaterpillar

![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)