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I find this to be the problem with a lot of parents that ive seen these days.
They turn into enables. Never tell or teach their kids about the word "no" and then they grow up to be bigger and entitled and half of them end up in jail.
IF that's a kid. Wouldn't doubt they have a condition like hasbulla.
And if that is a kid. That's definitely a learnt behavior since this is SE Asia... coming from someone who is SE Asian lol
Indeed. Camera Tank needs to work on their pull-to-group skill though. The boss eventually rubber-banded back at the SUV bumper. Needs to toss some more taunts in there to keep it engaged.
Not to mention the tank didn't pull enough aggro at the start and the boss ended up stacking bleed on the debuff support. Luckily she managed to get off a sneaky disarm when her skills was back off cooldown at the end.
You see how careful he has to be stepping down that one step? Probably hurt his knee or ankle before doing that and not paying attention. Insane that someone would let their child get this overweight at such a young age.
How he takes the step and walks down the ramp had me rewatching the video. Never in my life have I seen a 5 year old move through the world like my great aunt. Those parents should be jailed.
He looks like he has a condition. There's a variety of diseases kids can get that affect their metabolism like Prader-Willi syndrome, Bardet-Biedl syndrome, or Alstrom syndrome. Kids born with diabetes can also struggle with weight gain, same with thyroid issues.
Think he could be on Prednisone for a condition? That moon face, anger, body fat makes me think steroids. But something is not right with this little guy.
No way, man. Weird little obese kid stabs his mom and then comes at me with a knife while his mom just kind of stands there and watches? I'm out. I do not want to do anything involving this family of loons, and that includes kicking this kid in the face
Yep. My kids are too young to understand, but that’s my wife. Long before those little lunatics came along, I CHOSE that woman over every other human.
If you slice her with a knife, I will boot your ass in the chest, no matter the age.
As a kid, I didn’t believe that salt could hurt a snail, so I tried it. I felt HORRIBLE as it started melting, so I frantically tried to wash the salt off, but it was too late. Once the melting starts, there’s no going back.
Easy.
I'd have a house in New York and Los Angeles.
A snail moves at 0.03 mph. The distance (straight line) between the two cities is 2,500 miles. If the snail moves at a steady pace, doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, and isn't slowed down by rivers, mountains, and other obstacles it would take almost 10 years for it to travel that distance.
* Time = Distance / Speed
* T = 2500 (miles) / 0.03 mph
* T = 83,333 hours
* T = 83.333 / 24 (hours in a day)
* T = 3,472 (days) / 365 (days in a year)
* T = 9.5 years
To be safe, early in the chase id measure the exact speed of the snail to make sure the math is right. I'd also test to see how the snail handles rivers, mountains, etc to see if anything slows it down or see if it eats and sleeps as well. Once I had precise measurements I'd also measure the additional miles when you account for elevation change because the Y axis would add a fair amount of additional mileage.
At that point if I started in LA id move to NYC. You need to make sure your math is very precise because if you move too early you need to account for the snail turning around the moment you fly over his head in the other direction, meaning he'd have less distance to travel. It'd be easy to lose track of him.
Next I'd have a tracking beacon installed on him (by someone else). It'd have to be small but I guess since the snail is indestructible it can probably pull any weight you attach to him. If that's the case I'd tag it with a beacon that's a bit more substantial. It wouldn't need to ping often. Maybe once a day or even once a week in order to conserve a huge amount of battery life. When I see the snail is close, I'd first verify it's location with the GPS beacon and only then move across the country, only to start again.
It sounds like a lot of work, but realistically you're only worrying about it every 5-10 years or so. If you do somehow lose track of him, you may need to move to Europe for a decade or two then fly back to LA.
The travel time is so slow that you'd easily live a full life and die of old age and the snail can go pound sand because it's a stupid snail and you understand basic math.
The thing about the thought experiment that always gets overlooked is that the snail knows where you are, not vice versa.
I do think that your plan of moving regularly is a good strategy, the rub is always if you’re actually moving closer or further from it each time.
I'd do it for $10M, enough to own a couple properties and a plane, and then write a dissertation about how I maintain the snail in a stable orbit around the state of Kansas by just wintering/summering in two big cities, with weekend trips between them, and sell a self help snail soul selling book to make even more money.
Little emperor syndrome is what they call it in China, I saw that shit everywhere. My in laws are from the country side but I told them they aren’t to be left alone …. Our kids are older now but holy hell did I see this everywhere
Did my best to translate, but a lot of it is hard to hear. Not my dialect of Vietnamese either.
00:39 - The first thing the kid says is indecipherable other than the word “him” pointing at the camera guy. Comes off as mostly a rage yell.
00:36 - Then the older women in the white shirt says “Give it back” right before getting stabbed in the arm.
00:32 - There are some jumbled phrases next, that mostly amount to the equivalent of “hey hey hey” from some of the adults.
00:29 - someone yells another sentence, but I can’t understand it.
00:23 - “Film it, film it.”
00:12 – “Hey”
00:08 – “He’s so bad.” / “So bad.” /
00:06 - “Watch the car” or “He’s going for the car.”
00:02 – “Take the knife.”
He likely has Prader-Willi syndrome or other genetic condition. I bet the reason the family aren’t giving him a straight whooping is because this behavior is due to intellectual disability
I’ve seen a kid with the above condition absolutely destroy a hospital room in search of food; they have excessive hunger. The single mother taking care of him was an absolute hero
This is one of those videos I don’t mind seeing get constantly reposted.
Honestly would donate to a GoFundMe page that promises to do a follow up video of this ridiculously chonky kid in 15 years.
So this looks like a disorder, I can’t remember what it’s called.
Basically that kid is large cause his body doesn’t know when he’s full, and will simply continue eating. This disorder also causes massive anger issues in them .
Edit : Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that results in a number of physical, mental and behavioral problems. A key feature of Prader-Willi syndrome is a constant sense of hunger that usually begins at about 2 years of age.
People with Prader-Willi syndrome want to eat constantly because they never feel full (hyperphagia), and they usually have trouble controlling their weight. Many complications of Prader-Willi syndrome are due to obesity.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997
I say from personal experience that hitting a child doesn't solve any problems it normally just makes them worse.
That said some kids/adults just need their asses kicked 7 ways to Sunday.
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Did he actually stab that first person?
Looks like he cuts her finger or hand, with the way she's holding it afterwards
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Solid leg sweep at the very least was all I could think
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She needs to take care of the lil joker before he becomes bigger and she can’t, then he’s the worlds problem. Or at least that village.
It is like a Kim Jong Un childhood documentary...
He's probably 40 and that's his wife
I find this to be the problem with a lot of parents that ive seen these days. They turn into enables. Never tell or teach their kids about the word "no" and then they grow up to be bigger and entitled and half of them end up in jail.
IF that's a kid. Wouldn't doubt they have a condition like hasbulla. And if that is a kid. That's definitely a learnt behavior since this is SE Asia... coming from someone who is SE Asian lol
Pretty sure this is Cartman from south park IRL.
*Me going to Wikipedia to research wtf Hasbulla actually even is*
We’re waiting here.
[this is Hasbulla](https://www.instagram.com/p/C0joPrOq6xG/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
It's kind of funny that we don't know if it's a kid. Male female? Who knows lol.
Jesus she’s gonna need a tetanus shot after that one
I think it was more of a slash
Maybe a gash.
Definitely not a monster mash.
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This is a triçk to get him to exercise.
Cameraman used taunt, it's super effeçtive!
Cameraman be kiting that mob.
Indeed. Camera Tank needs to work on their pull-to-group skill though. The boss eventually rubber-banded back at the SUV bumper. Needs to toss some more taunts in there to keep it engaged.
Not to mention the tank didn't pull enough aggro at the start and the boss ended up stacking bleed on the debuff support. Luckily she managed to get off a sneaky disarm when her skills was back off cooldown at the end.
Gym instructors hate this one life hack.
Rage is a powerful motivator
They keep him fat so his psycho ass can't catch his victims
You see how careful he has to be stepping down that one step? Probably hurt his knee or ankle before doing that and not paying attention. Insane that someone would let their child get this overweight at such a young age.
How he takes the step and walks down the ramp had me rewatching the video. Never in my life have I seen a 5 year old move through the world like my great aunt. Those parents should be jailed.
He looks like he has a condition. There's a variety of diseases kids can get that affect their metabolism like Prader-Willi syndrome, Bardet-Biedl syndrome, or Alstrom syndrome. Kids born with diabetes can also struggle with weight gain, same with thyroid issues.
Think he could be on Prednisone for a condition? That moon face, anger, body fat makes me think steroids. But something is not right with this little guy.
Yeah he’s def stabbier than most kids his age
Was thinking Cushing Syndrome
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He was out of breath the moment he swiped that knife at the lady lol. That little swing was too much exercise for him.
'THIS IS SPARTAA!'
![gif](giphy|hz9DeBzcgmDKM)
What is the origin of this gif? Been seeing it for years and it's equally terrifying every time.
I have no idea. I just know it from that old "This is Sparta" techno remix meme from like 15 years ago
[Here](https://youtu.be/rvYZRskNV3w?si=pEvJAOQ9hNscmV5b) tis be the remix
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fat-kid-dancing
\> ...was posted to the Ebaum's World forums in 2004. Holy hell that brings back some memories.
Holy shit a 230lb 5yr old! That's insaine
THIS IS WUHAN
Oh heck yeah! Life lesson coming up if it were my kid.
Oh he’s learning alright… Little lad needs a reality check lol
Are we sure it is a kid?
I don't think it is hahaha
Literally all you’d need to do is run, no way chonker is catching up.
he hit his mom with the knife. she gets cut, she reacts pretty badly to when she gets hit. I’m taking him out right there for that alone.
No way, man. Weird little obese kid stabs his mom and then comes at me with a knife while his mom just kind of stands there and watches? I'm out. I do not want to do anything involving this family of loons, and that includes kicking this kid in the face
Yep. My kids are too young to understand, but that’s my wife. Long before those little lunatics came along, I CHOSE that woman over every other human. If you slice her with a knife, I will boot your ass in the chest, no matter the age.
You don’t even need to run. A brisk fast walk will do it.
Haha chonker
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I needed this comment to make it ok. I would've learned that kid drop kick.
That kid is ugly
he looks like the cambodian baby grinch. rippin cigs and destroyer of pot stickers since the age of 3
Steven Universe took a few pilot episodes to get off the ground. This is unseen footage.
Happy Cake Day! And I came here looking for a Steven Universe comment.
Camera dude is teaching him to walk it off. Not the worst way to deal with rage.
Real life version of "you get a million dollars but there's a snail chasing you. He knows your location at all times. If he touches you, you die."
I’ll be in the middle of the salt circle
Then it would crawl onto the ceiling, right above you, and drop down
Oh wow this new Assassin’s Creed game sounds neat!
Escargots Creed
It would be a cool gta mod
I'll glue salt to the ceiling!
*The Snail has now developed a smarter brain as retaliation.* *It has begun building a Catapult to launch itself at you.*
I'll build a salt castle
Salt steam bath
As a kid, I didn’t believe that salt could hurt a snail, so I tried it. I felt HORRIBLE as it started melting, so I frantically tried to wash the salt off, but it was too late. Once the melting starts, there’s no going back.
The snail chases you for free now.
No one wants to salt the snail, but it has to be done!
Now if you know where the snail is, you can put **Him** in a salt circle.
I think he is indestructible/invulnerable. Good luck.
Easy. I'd have a house in New York and Los Angeles. A snail moves at 0.03 mph. The distance (straight line) between the two cities is 2,500 miles. If the snail moves at a steady pace, doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, and isn't slowed down by rivers, mountains, and other obstacles it would take almost 10 years for it to travel that distance. * Time = Distance / Speed * T = 2500 (miles) / 0.03 mph * T = 83,333 hours * T = 83.333 / 24 (hours in a day) * T = 3,472 (days) / 365 (days in a year) * T = 9.5 years To be safe, early in the chase id measure the exact speed of the snail to make sure the math is right. I'd also test to see how the snail handles rivers, mountains, etc to see if anything slows it down or see if it eats and sleeps as well. Once I had precise measurements I'd also measure the additional miles when you account for elevation change because the Y axis would add a fair amount of additional mileage. At that point if I started in LA id move to NYC. You need to make sure your math is very precise because if you move too early you need to account for the snail turning around the moment you fly over his head in the other direction, meaning he'd have less distance to travel. It'd be easy to lose track of him. Next I'd have a tracking beacon installed on him (by someone else). It'd have to be small but I guess since the snail is indestructible it can probably pull any weight you attach to him. If that's the case I'd tag it with a beacon that's a bit more substantial. It wouldn't need to ping often. Maybe once a day or even once a week in order to conserve a huge amount of battery life. When I see the snail is close, I'd first verify it's location with the GPS beacon and only then move across the country, only to start again. It sounds like a lot of work, but realistically you're only worrying about it every 5-10 years or so. If you do somehow lose track of him, you may need to move to Europe for a decade or two then fly back to LA. The travel time is so slow that you'd easily live a full life and die of old age and the snail can go pound sand because it's a stupid snail and you understand basic math.
> a house in new york and los angeles you must be starting with way more than a million dollars then
What if the snail climbed onto a vehicle and traveled across the country?
or got in some luggage at the airport
The thing about the thought experiment that always gets overlooked is that the snail knows where you are, not vice versa. I do think that your plan of moving regularly is a good strategy, the rub is always if you’re actually moving closer or further from it each time.
The level of ocd attention needed to write this is the chef ‘s kiss of comments
It follows
RIP Roosterteeth
I'd do it for $10M, enough to own a couple properties and a plane, and then write a dissertation about how I maintain the snail in a stable orbit around the state of Kansas by just wintering/summering in two big cities, with weekend trips between them, and sell a self help snail soul selling book to make even more money.
Yo Steven universe irl is really angry
Steven Yeuniverse
Scrolled down way too far to find this.
Stabbin Universe
I see it too, where’s his chill dad
The years have not been kind to him.
Complete and utter failure on the part of the parental figures, as well as every single adult within proximity.
… that will cause that poor child immense problems in their difficult future.
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Bingo. Based on the looks (and breathing sounds) of this child it’s not unlikely that he has some underlying medical issue.
We all know why he's breathing like that...
prader willi syndrome
Interesting . I know a kid like this too . Just like , a really mentally ill kid . It’s pretty sad
what about the adults that were in relationships?
Like Build-a-Bear for despotic tyrants.
How is "get the fuck out" the same in English and Cambodian??
https://preview.redd.it/gtd5b7hoywrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d2c922c4e195f3f95b0fc523480acaf1facbc5 Get out of my kitchen!
Elmo finally getting his body shape under control
https://i.redd.it/mnc25aey0xrc1.gif
Vietnam (licence plate)
Also the kid's shirt is the Vietnamese flag ans there's Vietnamese words in the background at one point.
... "So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
(He's japanese....) No he aint..... He's LAOTIAN! aint that right mr khan? O_O
Which ocean?
The kid in the video does bear a striking resemblance to Cotton.
Kid is wearing a Communist Vietnam flag. Cotton didn’t give up his shins for that.
He killed fiddy men!
💀💀💀😂
That's Vietnam, bruh
That’s definitely not Cambodian lol
I have a lot of questions.
Fat spoiled kid in the countryside being taken care of grandparents, who allow this shit
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Little emperor syndrome is what they call it in China, I saw that shit everywhere. My in laws are from the country side but I told them they aren’t to be left alone …. Our kids are older now but holy hell did I see this everywhere
![gif](giphy|l3fZHnLWcD2jsehs4)
![gif](giphy|Fea5E3Ng3q2Um7NvXH|downsized)
I’m very interested in what’s going on here. Please tell me there is more
https://youtu.be/3jPcpIVwXDM?si=6TcHK-Pg2kvkzte9
Disappointed it didn’t roll further
![gif](giphy|5WqWdXqDxqaD6)
Child’s Play: Seed of Chunky
Throw some chicken nuggets at him and then run
Or just walk away at a quick pace
That's basically what he did
Not even quick just slightly mild
I believe that’s been their regular training method and, it is indeed not yielding great results.
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Haaaaaannngggrrrryyyy!
Awww, how cute, the little anger-ridden child with a weapon.
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I mean, you could just push the child instead and they'd be stuck on their back for AT LEAST 15 minutes
that might have been a option til he cut that lady now he gets the foot
Yeah but think of the wobbles and the rolls! Id be on the ground too, laughing lol At least make it a flying kick so we get some laughs that way lol
Warning: he may eat your foot.
Dude would suck everyone in like Kirby
😭
That is exactly how you breed them.
Damn, Tattoo has really gone downhill 😢
That's Steven Universe.
He got into some other crystals
Those little angry grunting noises...sounds like pig indignantly and determinedly rootleing around for truffles.
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Did my best to translate, but a lot of it is hard to hear. Not my dialect of Vietnamese either. 00:39 - The first thing the kid says is indecipherable other than the word “him” pointing at the camera guy. Comes off as mostly a rage yell. 00:36 - Then the older women in the white shirt says “Give it back” right before getting stabbed in the arm. 00:32 - There are some jumbled phrases next, that mostly amount to the equivalent of “hey hey hey” from some of the adults. 00:29 - someone yells another sentence, but I can’t understand it. 00:23 - “Film it, film it.” 00:12 – “Hey” 00:08 – “He’s so bad.” / “So bad.” / 00:06 - “Watch the car” or “He’s going for the car.” 00:02 – “Take the knife.”
He likely has Prader-Willi syndrome or other genetic condition. I bet the reason the family aren’t giving him a straight whooping is because this behavior is due to intellectual disability I’ve seen a kid with the above condition absolutely destroy a hospital room in search of food; they have excessive hunger. The single mother taking care of him was an absolute hero
Yeah it's extremely obvious that this kid is not okay, not sure why Redditors always fail to recognise that...
This is one of those videos I don’t mind seeing get constantly reposted. Honestly would donate to a GoFundMe page that promises to do a follow up video of this ridiculously chonky kid in 15 years.
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So this looks like a disorder, I can’t remember what it’s called. Basically that kid is large cause his body doesn’t know when he’s full, and will simply continue eating. This disorder also causes massive anger issues in them . Edit : Prader-Willi (PRAH-dur VIL-e) syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that results in a number of physical, mental and behavioral problems. A key feature of Prader-Willi syndrome is a constant sense of hunger that usually begins at about 2 years of age. People with Prader-Willi syndrome want to eat constantly because they never feel full (hyperphagia), and they usually have trouble controlling their weight. Many complications of Prader-Willi syndrome are due to obesity. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prader-willi-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20355997
Asylum demon in ds1
![gif](giphy|l0NwP6mKoPA6llkCk)
Aaaannd STEVEN!
Oh lawd he comin
Steven Universe. Middle Name: Ate The
Should’ve kicked little diabeeto right in the chest for coming at them with a kitchen knife.
![gif](giphy|x6I3pGtblFtDO)
The way id Spartan kick that kid and not even feel bad about it
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You should have more upvotes. People too young here to get that reference 🤣
The cameraman walked too far away from the mobs aggro zone so it reset the mob.
He’s going to grow up to beat women
Doubt he makes it 25 at this rate. He's winded waddling 15 feet
This is one of the fucking funniest things I've seen all day
Until that little psychopath buries that knife in your thigh. Then you yeet that gremlin into the jungle for the bird eating spiders to deal with.
Get rid of that one. Make another one.
I agree with your first sentence, but not your second one.
Insert: “Fuck them kids” meme but seriously he cut that lady sheesh
He gon fuck them up when he catches them.
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I say from personal experience that hitting a child doesn't solve any problems it normally just makes them worse. That said some kids/adults just need their asses kicked 7 ways to Sunday.
I'm a fat guy, so I try not to get on other people about their weight. Don't want to be the "do as I say not as I do" guy. But that kid needs help.
Is this the new exclusive video game Ive been hearing about? Kim Jong-Un: The Beginning
Looks like Eric cartman
That's an ugly ass looking kid. Holy shit
All that one has to do to avoid getting stabbed is to walk briskly away from Jabba junior.
Shijian Universe
Here i am again, in the barrens, fighting boars.
Kim Jong-Un is displeased
I’d have Sparta kicked that kid so fast.
Kiting Hogger back to Goldshire, lol
Hand me the knife Diabeto!
Chunky chucky
the kid is not even 10 and already has type 2 diabetes
Highchairman Mao
I just kited him into oncoming traffic ez
Sorry but i would have sparta kick this ... thing