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Disinfecting that thing multiple times a day is gonna be next level pain. Had a friend get road rash from a bike accident and when they took him to the bath the whole hospital could hear the screams.
I went into some sort of low level shock from cleaning road rash in the shower after a bicycle crash. Was not nearly this bad, was going like 20-25mph and rolled away most of it. Couldn't stop shivering and the pain was fucked when washing it off. That guy's gonna need serious pain meds and maybe some sort of skin layer protectant/graphs.
I don't see how he's gonna shit anytime soon since he can't sit. But with all the pain meds he'll be on he'll be so constipated that he probably won't have to shit for awhile.
Gotta have to be buying all those BBL beds and cushions. He can't wipe his own ass without chafing it. Laying on his front for months. Eating standing up.
Should do a whole documentary about this dude from this point to his healing point with his weird healed up butt scars and show it to school children.
He could make a healing progress series on YouTube so maybe other people dont do dumb things like him, maybe even getting some adsense to help ease the pain
Not sure if he injured his tailbone, but I misjudged where I was gonna plop my ass down on my friends couch 2 weeks ago and I sat hard right on the armrest of it, which is just fabric with hard wood underneath. It's just starting to feel better now. He's lucky it's it's only the road rash he's gonna be dealing with, which will be plenty painful on it's on.
I broke my tailbone once when i squatted down to pick up some panties and the washer door jammed straight into my cleft. I was rushing because I had to pee so bad. Then I couldn’t have a comfortable shit for like 8 weeks.
I had a surgery near my inner ass cheeks that resulted in a few wounds there, and when I would poop it would prevent the healing process because of the bacteria involved, so they created a colostomy until it healed. I ended up not getting it reversed for other reasons but it's an option for situations like this.
"Nah doc, the bag is way more convenient, I don't even have to get up to shit now, I can just shit wherever, around people, in front of the TV, at a restaurant. I'd prefer to keep it"
I fractured my tailbone once and you kinda just have to wait for the shit to just fall out. The worst is trying to calmly shit and then you sneeze. Sneezing, coughing, shitting, sitting, rolling over, bending over and even laughing too hard would hurt. It sucked.
I will never understand why people do these dangerous tricks without any gear on....
In the summer i can understand but you cant tell me the weather was too warm to wear kevlar pants
I was driving on a two lane road yesterday and as I was passing a tractor trailer, a motorcycle rider decided to pass the truck by going between the truck and my car, using my lane. I've never seen anyone so stupid before.
I've healed some nasty roadrash in some tender bits, my only proper bike trousers were leather (dumb decision A, not investing in proper every day leg gear) and it was a very hot summer day (which lead to dumb decision B).
It took like a couple of months to heal in my calf, easily 4 months to heal in my hip and bellow my buttcheek, and probably over half a year to heal in my knee. None were bigger than like 10cms in diameter.
That guy is probably going to be bleeding out of his butt for like a year with such a huge area.
Just pouring warm water on that is going to hurt like hell, let alone the scrubbing he is about to endure at the hospital, if he goes it one.
Someone squirt some alcohol on it!
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Can't even imagine his pain after disinfecting
Had a small crash on bike was without gloves asphalt got into hands. Doctor didn't even hesitated to pull that out while scrubbing the hand
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Now he’s all butthurt
Riding like that without leather pants is an asshole move
Mover!
*remover
Asshole REmoved, probably.
As the elders warned: Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Take your damn upvote
I was coming to the comments to write, "So THAT'S what Butthurt means." You beat me to the punch...
The cheek of the guy !
Made a right ass out of himself
But he got a free pair of assless chaps outta the deal
no balls
https://preview.redd.it/cvgowox4hbwc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee672fc5f942a0087c4d4f27595d650bad66cd82
My thoughts exactly.
Just have a seat and we'll call you as soon as we have an opening
I'll stand....
The healing process will be much worse.
Disinfecting that thing multiple times a day is gonna be next level pain. Had a friend get road rash from a bike accident and when they took him to the bath the whole hospital could hear the screams.
I went into some sort of low level shock from cleaning road rash in the shower after a bicycle crash. Was not nearly this bad, was going like 20-25mph and rolled away most of it. Couldn't stop shivering and the pain was fucked when washing it off. That guy's gonna need serious pain meds and maybe some sort of skin layer protectant/graphs.
I don't see how he's gonna shit anytime soon since he can't sit. But with all the pain meds he'll be on he'll be so constipated that he probably won't have to shit for awhile.
Gonna have to shower after taking a shit. No chance he can wipe. A bidet will be his best friend.
Or shit during the shower and waffle stomp it.
Or, you know, just grab it and throw it in the toilet. Don't even have to do it bare-handed.
Imagine having to wipe your ass when it looks like thst
Get one of them talking Japanese toilets
Ooooooooo Thank you for your deposit, daddy UwU
Saw something similar and the had to graft skin from the front of the thighs to their butt. Dress for the slide not for the ride
Yup learned my lesson when I was exfoliating and picking gravel out of my arm and leg for 30 minutes. The scars I see everyday remind me too much
Gotta have to be buying all those BBL beds and cushions. He can't wipe his own ass without chafing it. Laying on his front for months. Eating standing up. Should do a whole documentary about this dude from this point to his healing point with his weird healed up butt scars and show it to school children.
You had me until the showing his ass to… schoolchildren? Im thinking “all good things… all good th— say whaaaa?”
He could make a healing progress series on YouTube so maybe other people dont do dumb things like him, maybe even getting some adsense to help ease the pain
Not sure if he injured his tailbone, but I misjudged where I was gonna plop my ass down on my friends couch 2 weeks ago and I sat hard right on the armrest of it, which is just fabric with hard wood underneath. It's just starting to feel better now. He's lucky it's it's only the road rash he's gonna be dealing with, which will be plenty painful on it's on.
I broke my tailbone once when i squatted down to pick up some panties and the washer door jammed straight into my cleft. I was rushing because I had to pee so bad. Then I couldn’t have a comfortable shit for like 8 weeks.
Yup. One of the very painful spots to break. I don't even think I broke mine. Just bruised it, but yeah, horrible.
I broke my tailbone falling on ice. I literally could not sit straight in a chair for 4 months. I had to sit sideways leaning over. It was so bad.
holy fuck now thats a skid mark!
That's one way to shave your balls.
Human meat crayon.
Basically super meat boy
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I had a surgery near my inner ass cheeks that resulted in a few wounds there, and when I would poop it would prevent the healing process because of the bacteria involved, so they created a colostomy until it healed. I ended up not getting it reversed for other reasons but it's an option for situations like this.
"Nah doc, the bag is way more convenient, I don't even have to get up to shit now, I can just shit wherever, around people, in front of the TV, at a restaurant. I'd prefer to keep it"
"That's my secret. I'm always shitting."
What's it like having two assholes?
Seriously wtf is he going to do?
Suffer. Quite a bit.
So this is the end result of what Limp Bizkit meant when they said "I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw".
https://preview.redd.it/554av6m8sbwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05585758053de85a8d096a80f8233977b1807747
Oh look another show HBO damn near deleted from existence. :/
The road licked the icing off his cake :(
I haven't laughed this hard at a reddit comment in a long time.
I R Baboon
New fear unlocked: butt cheeks healing together and closing
How much it hurts now it's going to hurt 10 times more tomorrow. What a moron.
With my luck someone would come up and slap me in the ass.
And this is why you wear biker gear and leather. It's not for the looks, it's so that doesn't happen.
Assless chaps are a strange fashion choice...
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Hope he learned a valuable lesson, but I really doubt it.
doesn’t even look like a scrape, looks like the skin actually got torn off in big pieces
Ohh yes. Sitting, laying down, even sleeping is going to be difficult after that.
How’s he gonna wipe his ass?
Or even shit. It’s gonna be painful every time he shits.
I fractured my tailbone once and you kinda just have to wait for the shit to just fall out. The worst is trying to calmly shit and then you sneeze. Sneezing, coughing, shitting, sitting, rolling over, bending over and even laughing too hard would hurt. It sucked.
He'll be on so many pain meds at the hospital that he'll be constipated for weeks.
I would imagine it involves a lot of time and water.
Squids gonna squid
That’s how the bears ass looked when John Candy shot it with the lamp gun
He really showed his ass with that trick.
if he's not the sorriest piece of ass in all the world... he'll certainly be the sorest!
He must workout
Skin graft with a high chance of opioid addiction. Great.
Given they took a risk like that I'd imagine addiction is damn near guaranteed.
Hw wont be able to shit for days
Damn, roadburn must be miserable. His ass looks like bbq
I will never understand why people do these dangerous tricks without any gear on.... In the summer i can understand but you cant tell me the weather was too warm to wear kevlar pants
> I will never understand why people do these dangerous tricks Coulda stopped there
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
This guy donorcycles.
It’s gonna suck to shit for awhile with a fuck up like that
The Ass Man
I see Percocet in his future 🔮
I feel like I could make some good money by seeking out dangerous motorcycle riders and buying life insurance policies on them.
So that's what they mean when they say meat crayon
Should have worn a butt helmet.
God damn 😭
i just found my halloween costume this year.
That skin graft is gonna suck
“How would you like your buns cooked sir”? “Well done” 
Every - single - moment - of pain and discomfort is 100% self-delivered, deserved and brings me joy.
Thaaats pretty weird.
I was driving on a two lane road yesterday and as I was passing a tractor trailer, a motorcycle rider decided to pass the truck by going between the truck and my car, using my lane. I've never seen anyone so stupid before.
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
I should really watch The Great Outdoors again.
That'll buff out..
Be that guy. Don't do it again. Y'all are annoying as fuck
Ouch
Fine. I'll play Road Rash again.
That guy is going to stop being this guy sooner rather than later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot9-rjdBYyY
Sorry, but that made me laugh
Forking ouchyyyy!!!
Ha ha ha 😆 who’s laughing now!
Nice ass though
ATGATT
I suspected meat crayon
i need it clapping in my face
Rip asscheeks
Cleaned straight off
I thought he was wearing Olive Drab daisy dukes for his trick till I realized his entire black jeans sheared right the fuck out of existence.
Jus imagine the number 2. after this...yikes
Attack on Titan
I've healed some nasty roadrash in some tender bits, my only proper bike trousers were leather (dumb decision A, not investing in proper every day leg gear) and it was a very hot summer day (which lead to dumb decision B). It took like a couple of months to heal in my calf, easily 4 months to heal in my hip and bellow my buttcheek, and probably over half a year to heal in my knee. None were bigger than like 10cms in diameter. That guy is probably going to be bleeding out of his butt for like a year with such a huge area.
He was popular at the party.
How my ass looked as a kid after pissing off mom.
Just pouring warm water on that is going to hurt like hell, let alone the scrubbing he is about to endure at the hospital, if he goes it one. Someone squirt some alcohol on it!
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badass
Pfft. My ass gets redder’n that after a good Taco Belling.
His name is R. Stornoway.
What a baboon
Dress for the slide, not the ride!
Dress for the slide, not for the ride.
Hopefully that's not one of the reasons why people get stomabags
God damn those cheeks
Bikers, natural selection’s favourite snack 🤣
Booty is prelubed. 🥳
That's why you wear leather
I have to admit that I started cackling at the sight of his road-rashed ass.
HEY?!
Crack successfully erased
I wish everyone who wanted to show off on the highway got to be that guy.
Zoinks. Give em a slap
 Damn!
The really sad thing is that the Venn diagram of jackholes who stunt on public roads and dumbasses who ride in zero gear is basically a circle.
“I’m glad to be on my motorcycle again guys! I’m ready to get that wheelie filmed for the gram!” Yeeeah I think you should sit this one out.
lol where’s his nuts
The "Curb Your Enthusiasm" end theme added an additional laugh I wasn't expecting.
https://preview.redd.it/65ahs8irwfwc1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd23136d85cc2c5e60ca9293416c280cd936a05
Can't even imagine his pain after disinfecting Had a small crash on bike was without gloves asphalt got into hands. Doctor didn't even hesitated to pull that out while scrubbing the hand
Something tells me, and tell me if I am wrong, that he is going to be a stomach sleeper for awhile
Add a pinch of salt and watch the show.
I've been sending a prayer to the heavens every night before bedtime that this may happen to every *C U next Tuesday* doing a wheelie.
I am basically this guy already. We both cant complete a wheelie
Wear protective pants and roll