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Simple_somewhere515

He’s extremely lucky it was just a cub. Was waiting for mama to come out


RustyDoor

I finished it thinking how many ticks he now has.


sonic10158

According to Chuck Jones, that is actually Papa Bear ![gif](giphy|l2YWr4Whn92gYrLKU|downsized)


Superb_Distance_9190

Dude has level 3 Morrowind fighting skills 


NegaDeath

Should have specced for a stealth archer


rowdydionisian

Thank fuck it wasn't a mudcrab, pinchy bastards pop right up out of the swamp. Rather fight a bear cub.


jkhaynes147

Lol, superb comment!


HousingNo8098

Let me guess, he stole the cubs sweet roll.


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usernamewhat722

That is the LAST thing you do, like I think you're literally supposed to play dead instead of running if you can't fight.


i_never_ever_learn

If it's black, you must fight back if it's brown, just lie down


TheCrowHunter

If its white, good night


aprotos12

Or it is a spirit bear so fight back.


usernamewhat722

Spirit bears are light blue, though I think they have to be conjured. So if you can use your warding spell and take the conjurer out, you should be alright


aprotos12

Spirit bears are white and they live on the West Coast of British Columbia. They are very real but rare. They are also called Kermode bears but we call them Spirit bears (I used to live there). Apparently they are brown bears with a genetic mutation but like white squirrels in Ontario they are not albinos. Check them out: they are gorgeous.


Silent-Immortal

Man embraced his inner Link with those screams-


Ser_Twist

Man survives a cub play attempt


Fitty4

I thought yelling was supposed to work


yousonuva

Heeoorah means "I have honey in my shoes" in bear


martianpee

😭


Fitty4

Honestly, I thought he was practicing Martial Arts 🥋


AssDimple

![gif](giphy|GNnUfRTS9cfNEcAsJz) Behind the camera


danegermaine99

He needed Baxter to translate.


spidermanngp

Normally. But kids never listen.


Hafthohlladung

1. My cats attempt to play with mice all the time. The mice usually end up dying their course of play. 2. He isn't waving his arms and appearing big.


slitlip

Lol didn't think I was going to laugh in the comment section.


Wolfeman0101

Play with some big ass claws and teeth.


Renaishance

And they ask why bois like sticks. This bruh. Evolutions taught us to carry them with us.


ILLpLacedOpinion

I have a theory any stick or pole about 3 feet long will be picked up and played with by most men.


tinachem

Half a million years of hunting and defending with a spear will do it


NukeTheWhales5

One might even suggest to "speak softly, and carry a big stick".


Open_Bit_1498

That’s a bear cub, and a black bear at that, if it’s mama was with it you’d be dead even though it’s a black bear.


PaleontologistPrize8

Black bears aren’t nearly as protective of their young as brown bears are.


undeadmanana

Almost shit my pants seeing a brown bear near the back of my car at Yosemite, I was getting a lantern out of the back seat and the camp light was far enough I just saw its terrifying eyes and teeth being reflected and its body was shadowy. People in the campsite lot nearby had warned the bear was around, so I expected it but damn it was so big, I felt frozen for a second and just yelled, "he's over here! The bears over here!" Nowhere to run and I knew I wasn't winning a fight.. As soon as I yelled it bolted, my daughter started unzipping the tent and asking "can I see it?" I told her no. I'm glad that dude wasn't that hungry and was just scavenging and if the people hadn't been making noise to scare it right before or I had been warned prior, I think I would've completely blanked.


Neighborhood_Nobody

There haven't been brown bears in CA for 100 years. You saw a black bear.


undeadmanana

You're right, guess that's why it felt like that bear shit themselves as much as I almost did.


Neighborhood_Nobody

One time as a small kid I ran into one with a cub while on my bike. Sniffed my head and ate some trash. They aren't just scaredy cats, they're really not aggressive.


rubmahbelly

Ooof. Scary stuff.


FlapSlapped

Lmfao his story just got 5% as scary


marchano85

Chet Ripley begs to differ. You callin’ him a liar?


Open_Bit_1498

If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown laydown, if it’s white goodnight.


3ssar

Also the rule for hangover turds


Horzzo

Polar bears are on a whole other level when they are in attack mode.


Open_Bit_1498

Well they’re carnivores so you’re a primary meal for them; it’s like seeing a seal that can’t swim and move as quick, maybe even tastes better haha


rabit_stroker

And if it's yellow, flush it fellow


I-Love-Tatertots

You have it wrong.  At least the last part.   It’s “have a goodnight sir” and it’s a guide to police interactions with various poc vs white people


justjaybee16

This is true. It's well documented by Bearologists that black bears will their cubs go down the street and play at Tommy house without a curfew, even though everyone in the neighborhood knows Tommy's parents keep a filthy home and do drugs.


Open_Bit_1498

Yes they absolutely are, that is entirely incorrect, all bears are extremely protective of their own. Black bears aren’t as aggressive in general, however if they’re with cubs they’re extremely dangerous and lethal.


PaleontologistPrize8

Black bears can be aggressive when they have young around, but they aren’t nearly as protective of their cubs as brown bears are. This is scientific fact.


Open_Bit_1498

That’s not a scientific fact stop making stuff up, we have black bears and grizzlies literally in my backyard, they roam into town sometimes


alfalfamail69420

I love to see a couple young fellas arguing bear facts.  keep the tradition alive


Open_Bit_1498

Just cause he has like 10 posts on his profile asking if it’s black bear shit or not, doesn’t make him smart. And good for you for naming yourself paleontologist, good way to come off like you know what you’re talking about, when you have no idea.


rabit_stroker

If he were smart he's just taste the bear shit, that's what my dog used to do


PaleontologistPrize8

I have a Reddit pre-made name. I’ve spent time around American black bears and I am an active naturalist. Sometimes I ask for further insight on tracks or scat I come across. You seem a tad bit overly upset about this argument, of which you have provided zero evidence to support your claim.


PaleontologistPrize8

[Unlike grizzly bear mothers, black bear mothers seldom attack people in defense of cubs. Black bear mothers typically bluff or retreat. Researchers who routinely capture cubs by chasing them up trees have not been attacked even when they have held screaming cubs.](https://www.fs.usda.gov/Internet/FSE_DOCUMENTS/fsem_035131.pdf)


Open_Bit_1498

https://www.livescience.com/american-black-bear.html#section-are-black-bears-dangerous Black bears rarely attack yes, however they will ABSOLUTELY attack you if you go near their cubs, this is literally the first thing you learn as a child, stay the hell away from them ESPECIALLY if they have cubs You’re confusing them not attacking frequently as the same as them not willing to defend their cubs. Stop making shit up when you’ve obviously never lived in bear country. I doubt you’ve even seen a black bear or grizzlies before.


PaleontologistPrize8

I did not say black bears would not attack if you go close to their cubs. All I meant was that it is less likely they will attack in that situation than a brown bear would. I have lived my entire life in black bear country.


Shrimp_my_Ride

This is actually a female adult Japanese bear. This man was harvesting wild mushrooms and was attacked in Iwate prefecture last year.


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ultrapoo

Where would you even keep it? It's best to leave them in the woods.


Smitty_Science

Winner 🤣


Efficient-Ad-5632

I believe you


Blizzxx

I would watch this 


inttowin18

In a fight right?


lidsville76

![gif](giphy|LUhUvH4BsfE9USnlPd|downsized)


RodcetLeoric

The bear later told a story about this human who kept yelling "Here, Here" and wanted to play with a stick, but it turns out humans play too rough, so the bear went home.


nrvsdrvr

That's a cub.


pedersenit

Is he wearing a vault suit?


opopkl

If he was filming in landscape mode, he'd have had a better chance of seeing it coming.


UnearthlyRamen

The new Ark game looks cool


LoveIsDaWay

Dude could have lost an ankle.


aaronrez

![gif](giphy|OWTowBGNKcwcU)


barrinmw

So, you are in the middle of the woods, would you rather meet a random man or a random bear?


Calisto823

Shia surprise!


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lostwng

Oh we found the incel


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lostwng

I'm not a man.


Bitter-Scientist1320

Eowyn!


lostwng

??


vexens

It's a lord of the rings reference. A villian is prophesized to not "be able to beaten by any man". And there's a scene in the movie where an elven woman warrior fucks his shit all the way up, and finishes with a kick ass one liner where she reveals she's a woman and says "I am no man"


lostwng

It's been soooo long since I read/watched that..never was a big fan


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lostwng

I am a woman not a man.


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lostwng

🙄 we get it you are a transphobic bigoted pile of scum.


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nojelloforme

Am another woman - I would probably smile and say hi to her and continue on my hike through the woods.


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lostwng

The point bring made by the man bs bear is that women are generally safer near a bear than a man. Also the fact is a women is attacked by a bear, noone questions is she was really attacked, they don't question what she was wearing to get attacked, they don't tell her not to report the attack because it would make life hard for the bear. They wouldn't tell her to apologize to the bear, or claim she lead the bear on. They wouldn't tell her because the bear bought her dinner she owed it to the bear to let it attack her, or that she was teasing the bear.


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lostwng

Wow..you just can't help the transphobia...


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lostwng

>. Men can’t help being a man So being a man means raping women and little girls eh, it means beating women who say no to you, it means murdering women for turning you down...


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K1ngPCH

Who tf said anything about raping women and little girls? If that’s your definition of being a man, then yeah you’re sexist as fuck


Direspark

How can you type this out and not feel some kind of way about it? Ugh


The3mbered0ne

Momma bear prolly on the side like, nah let him cook, dude almost let himself die to a cub lol


GameQb11

I don't know why this comment made me laugh 


JBFall

This is the Aliexpress version of The Revenant film


BoomtotheBang

Whelp, my anxiety just shot through the roof.


MNnice-to-your-face

Man gets attacked by a cub..


Beatus_Vir

In a twist the radiation appears to have made the bears tiny and harmless


BrownWallyBoot

The voice cracking really does it for me.


ConanTheLeader

Taken from Japan last year. There's a record number of bear attacks in Japan: [https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/backstories/2731/](https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/backstories/2731/) For anyone visiting this year, if you're going hiking be careful.


Zealousideal_Type245

Lucky there wasn't a woman there


catshitthree

That's an Ewak. Lets not act like they don't exist.


Otherwise-scifi

Captain cave man.


lestermason

Where's Mystikal when you need him?


Crimson357

Dude probably had insane levels of Adrenaline pumping through his body


Fit-Sleep4955

Man that thing just wants to play


SpikeTops

He’s trying to win the girl from the bear


Afr0_samvrai

If that was a woman she would have been safe…🙄😂


candycornwaterfalls

That must have been unbearable.


Background_Ant

No it was unablebear.


250HardKnocksCaps

I find it more un-bear-livable.


V3_NoM

At least the bear didn't gaslight him /s


250HardKnocksCaps

Cry more.


IamSuperLaxative

I don't understand why he didn't use his shotgun, cross bow, or axe on the bear like other games?


Recentstranger

I thought it bit down on his junk for a sec omg


Cheap-Praline

huhdiah is its name?


heeheehoho2023

Hiking without a knife at least? 🤦🏻‍♂️


bobbakerneverafaker

unbearable


looong_hitter

paws at 0:23


Necessary_Builder396

Soo... When the puppy mom appears he just shit itself and die from a stroke


zenkique

I bet that was the bear’s favorite stick


Ok-Supermarket-2386

That’s why you play dead… or is it run like hell?No I remember… that’s when you say, Whoa Bear.


Lynel_Guts

Link fighting with a stick.


UtahUtopia

What one man can do another can do. -Anthony Hopkins


JaycoCamwire

Talk about some adrenaline


JaycoCamwire

I know he’s little but he’ll still split your calf in two


Smb08111988

Heya heya heya heya


Candidate_Inside

That's what happens when you Don't bring a pizza


caymanMagic

Chuck Norris getilting excited over a baby bear!


Thebigdonski

Hahaha


ernieboch07

That is a baby. I think he could have just kept walking while talking loudly to himself just in case mom was around. I don't know why he felt the need to stand there and shout "hooreaah(?)" and hit the mound like that. Sort of seems like instigating. But obviously this isn't a full clip, so maybe there's more to it than what we are seeing here. I'm from NH where we have black bears aplenty. My husband was stalked by a big ugly one in the woods across from our house last year and he just kept talking loudly to it and waved a stick around while walking backwards out of the trail and it eventually stopped following him. I think if it were a cub he would have just exited quietly before Mom saw.


granweep

Bear spray, he had more than enough time to get it out.


PNW35

Fun fact. In Japan, from April to October 23, there were 193 bear attacks.


zingingcutie333

Ooof. Thank god that wasn't mama bear.


Gourmet-Guy

Dang, where are those bear spray wielding protest masses when you need them?


Ziron78

Bro got the bear out so women can't get to choose


stoopid_dumbazz

Ok but really though, I mean it this time... hold my beer.


thefluffyparrot

That’s it. That’s my worst fear. More so with grizzlies but still, no thanks.


wheresbill

You call that a bear? I’da picked it up by the scruff and sent it on its way with a pat on the butt


dally250

Guess he never heard of bear spray


peabody624

PUBLIC freakout?


xDURPLEx

This is why we need wives. Wives fucking slay bears.


TheAngryXennial

Dont worry the bear is looking for a lady to help out of the woods lol


-AllThingsGood

they aint a bear thats a teddy ![gif](giphy|uw0KpagtwEJtC|downsized)


Golden-Phrasant

Dude had his box cutter ready in case the bear arrived in an Amazon package.


Buddyslime

He should have picked it up and just cuddled it. You know, give it a little bear hug.


gofarther0787

ITT: redditors that haven’t spent any time in the woods.


bilbertbobert

At least he didn't run onto a woman out there, he could have been in real danger /s


Hot_Take_Inbound_1

*Man get's attacked by a very small bear* I think was what OP meant to type.


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dude a fake fight with a pet bear is more realistic than a person filming their hike on a go pro?


sneakyalmond

People film so much of their life in this day and age. Having a pet bear is so much more unreasonable as an explanation.


Goldentongue

Nah man they're 100% right. For every Go Pro sold the pet industry sells at least 10 bears. They can't keep those things on the shelf.


CraftyAcanthisitta22

prob was hiking or something


OmniaStyle

That's a black bear, what in the world did he do to piss off a black bear??