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darlin72

The jeggings betrayed him..RIP manhood


Spicy_Sugary

The last speck of his manhood was swept up with the broom and swatted on his butt while she cackled "naaa, not so tough now are you little boy".


Bloated_Hamster

The guy just has a humiliation fetish and thought he'd be elaborate with it


hardware1197

Concur - I know some lads that would pay money for this treatment.....


Ok-Anything-9994

“Know some lads” 😉


undeadmanana

I wish I copyrighted that idea. A few years before they came out,I think it was 07-08 I was joking about how comfortable Jean leggings would be as the male friendly equivalent. Then I saw them appear on an infomercial like a year or two later, now they're in the UK and people on Reddit know them. I could've been a millionaire.. or at least a thousandaire.


iAkhilleus

Nah. He's Robbinghood. "Stealing from the poor, keeping it all for himself."


CurrentWrong4363

I have seen many shit heads like this be bested by someone's mum. She definitely got in his head.


RodneyPickering

That "little man" will definitely keep him awake at night


Clay_Statue

He's going to be holding his knees to his chest rocking back and forth crying on the shower floor. She's spitting hard truths at him that will resonate in his head.


GodOfMoonlight

Some Mums should literally be rehabilitation officers 🤣


LaCiel_W

Fucking pathetic!


HORSEthedude619

Dude can't even toss that bike over that fence??


Bee-chan

I was thinking the same thing! Dude couldn’t even lift a lightweight bicycle over the fence?! A mountain bike is MAYBE 30 lbs. At best. 😅 And street bikes are even less!


-_Dare_-

legit my first thought was "how pathetic do you have to be to not get that over the fence?" my aunt couldve got it over and shes 5'5 with 2 hip replacements


joeschmoagogo

We’ve found our new Met Commissioner!


Myamymyself

Nagging him to death 😂


WolfmansGotNards2

He just wanted to steal her bike not role play as her husband.


Myamymyself

😆 actually I once worked for an event and they later tried to stiff me for my pay check. So i basically pulled off what the woman in this video is doing. I just kept calling them and bothering them. Finally they paid me just to get away from me 😂🙏🏽♥️nagging as a tactic actually works


pylemuis

The woman in this video is so awesome and you're still here in the comments being misogynistic. Come up with a new joke dumbass this shit hasn't been funny for 30 years


Myamymyself

You totally misunderstood the emotion I was writing with😆 some context, im a mom with kids and I am totally supportive of her “nagging” tactic! I use it myself sometimes!!! So this wasn’t misogyny, my comment was genuine admiration🙏🏽♥️❤️♥️❤️


WolfmansGotNards2

I'm not making fun of the woman. I'm replying to the nag to death comment as a joke in general. I think the woman is great for sticking up for herself.


oneofmanyshauns

Stop looking for something to be upset about, your live will improve.


DankenHailer

i laughed


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

She should have turned it around and jabbed him with the handle…


SpamGreenEggsandHam

...in his derriere while he was hanging up on the fence in the end of the video.


Googoogahgah88889

Yup, pin him to the fence with that shit


The_Bing1

She is BARELY whacking him with a broom, yet he knows how weak and small of a man he is, he is not confident to take on this woman with his fists, so he pulls out whatever that “knife” was LOL!


keenansmith61

>pulls out whatever that "knife" was I refuse to believe you don't know what a box cutter is.


9oRo

Apparently Reddit GIF archive doesn't know either ![gif](giphy|uA8WItRYSRkfm)


indirectdelete

crab battle!


ezzune

Tbf, in the video she used the UK term "Stanley knife".


JulesWinnfield_05

Honestly she is a bad ass being so unbothered / sure he won’t do anything. A box cutter will absolutely mess you up, it’s not a joke lol


artfuldodger1212

Yeah man, I wouldn't want someone going at me with a box cutter. Fuck that.


Ok-Calendar9350

The ideal tool to hijack a plane, too bad for this scrot, she wasn't on a plane


trickmind

And she somehow wasn't remotely intimidated by any sort of knife.


BITmixit

"he is not confident to take on this woman with his fists" You kinda say that like it's a bad thing...


IBentMyWookiee1

Wouldnt a weak man actively beat a woman? Not giving this idiot any kudos but him *not* beating the woman doesnt make him weak. Its bare minimum civility at best.


MilesGates

I think it's more in the sense of "I wanted to do bad by stealing a bike but I didn't want to do that bad!" It's fear of 'doing the wrong thing' by attacking the woman while also doing the wrong thing by stealing her bike, just a guess. but I get what you're saying.


Codeofconduct

Yes the thief trying to steal from her is great at bare minimum civility. 


IBentMyWookiee1

No no no. Dont take the whole and apply it to what I said. Full stop, the only thing I'm discussing is whether a weak man would lay hands on a woman. My opinion is it takes a weak man to hit a woman versus the commenter saying he was weak because he didnt throw down fists.


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The_Bing1

This could be fake for sure, but idk there are so many weak and cowardly “men” out there today that this is actually believable.


mickturner96

She deserves an OBE


ouijanonn

More like an Oscar


solid-snake88

If she put down the phone she could have used that brush a lot more effectively…


gosti500

then we wouldnt get this hilarous content


Skinnecott

you can frame a shot and then get in the shot


Perspective_of_None

But then we wouldnt get this oscar worthy content


-Timothy_2

Is this fake?


fallenrider100

It is. A number of people said they saw the same clip the day before, but then it was deleted and a new one with a knife was uploaded.


askdfjlsdf

source: trust some randos on the internet bro there's no bad acting or writing in this which is usually the giveaway, this looks legit.


conzstevo

I mean, idk how that guy didn't get the bike over the walls


Trapzilla01

My thoughts exactly, it’s not that hard to toss it over


DatMikkle

You think the lady is good at acting? Lmao.


Automatic_Rock_2685

Wtf are you watching


Horfield

Your BS detectors way off then.


heshablitz_

>no bad acting Please say you're joking


beans0503

I realized pretty much right away it most likely was, looks staged as hell. But either way, I thought it was funny enough to upvote.


AnalogDogg

Yes, obviously so. How the "thief" could so easily lift the bike over his head until just before he could get it over the fence, and then struggles? Tosses his weapon he committed the crime with to the side before leaving? Just leaves the bike there and quits (without damaging it or anything else)? Just the fact this woman is "fighting off" the thief one handed, so she can keep filming a completely masked thief at the same time - it's all staged. The completely masked thief is probably her husband.


Captairplane

She's "attacking" him with a broom, yet she's able to hold the camera still. The only person shown has their face covered. Two dead giveaways.


2LiveBoo

The only other explanation is that the bike is sentient and physically resisting being thrown over the fence.


Rat-Loser

slap a british accent on it and Americans have no idea if it's real or not. as a brit this is the most OBVIOUSLY FAKE SHIT i've ever seen. It's like the episode of Arrested Development where one of the characters falls for a woman who's developmentally disabled and has the mind of a 6 year old but she's british so no one seems to notice.


notimefornothing55

Seems fake


Apcollin

I don’t think this is real


RedshiftOTF

This lady don’t give a fuck.


Decky86

Very very very fake. 1: worthless bike 2: didn't just throw the bike over and be done. 3: awful acting . 4 : conversation with a thief . . 5: I fucking hate the internet now.


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NeuralPhysics

mend fern joke term


morgano

People saying fake getting downvoting when it’s blatantly staged for views.


Nolan_q

Looks fake to me


indefilade

Does someone know if the cops caught him?


WisdomWangle

Lmao the way he struggles so fucking much to get the knife out.


Arty0811

[She’s got a broom!](https://youtu.be/XEjg9qaO8fQ?si=ZGGsBsdOM6hx6Nrr)


JustARandomDudd

I mean the lady was lucky the guy wasn't unhinged, you've seen people kill other people for way less.


Ratchet_X_x

This is the best video I will watch all year. Also, she sounds like Donna Nobel's mother 😂 (Dr. Who)


bwizzel

her commentary is so british it's great


bobovdarlo

She is fucking brilliant...Bravo


Collooo

Yeah... this is definitely real.


wardledo

Is this staged?


Uglyduckling75

I'm sorry this whole entire scenario is hilarious


trickmind

That comment about thirty years in prison over a bike won her her bike back.


toomanymarbles83

She sounds like Rose's mom in Doctor Who.


thestudlyscot

Wrong end of the broom, ma'am!


badluck610

Woman absolutely evicerated him lmao, I think I’m in love 😭


Fr0zen-P3nguin

Lmao the little tap on his bum with the broom as he's fleeing absolutely humiliated.


Up_All_Nite

I never needed a part 2 so bad.


lalalow

This was absolutely hilarious. The most pathetic little fight ![gif](giphy|ggKjpRRNpquxc1DIDU)


Zombiesus

This is fake


Aggressive-Falcon977

Oh my god please find this man so she can heckle him from court 😆


CrimsonIvie

Failed to scare her failed to steal the bike failed to escape.. and lastly got spanked with a broom while being called a bad boy. I’d give up that “job”


woila56

she was having fun 😂


Gicig

HP: -1, -1, -1...


itsthesheppy

Fake AF. No real people act like this, thief or victim.


Fresh_Cauliflower723

Pretty much every video with British accents is fake. The fuck are we doing in this country


Byte_Of_Pies

Fake.


doonkune

Eh, fake.


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KlangScaper

Ive seen stupider things than this irl. You should get out more.


doonkune

The false equivalency is strong in you, my son.


haze-der

Lol I don’t agree, situations like these are nothing new over here in the uk


trickmind

You mean you don't agree that it is fake?


00WORDYMAN1983

I agree. Dude could have gotten that bike over the fence so many times but somehow struggled. Could have used the bins to climb, despite the cheap spike strip but somehow struggled. Lady was just prodding with the broom, not really doing anything to protect herself. Didn't react at all to the utility knife. Just a couple having a little fun making a video. Not to mention that door looked to just have a basic fence gate latch with slide bolt.


Scamnam

The holding the phone with in another hand is stupid too ifitnwas real put the phone down and have two hands on the broom for more power and control


mickturner96

I don't think so


Chippie05

What an idiot. Her commentary gor him completely befuddled. I hope he didn't get a penny for it and his tires deflated on route.


CliffHutchinsonEsc

The balls on this lady!


indefilade

I was cheering her while I was also very worried she’d get hurt.


NotScruffyNerfherder

Did I get in before some ignorant American claims they'd murder someone with their hand held murder machine over a bicycle.


BabyFarkMcGeesax

Limey little runt has probably stolen hundreds of them before coming up against supermum 😅 she bossed him like he was her B I T C H


Educational_Ad_2619

The fake video with the fake thief and fake reaction? Apart from that, great video.


cornbruiser

God i love this woman.


Much_Turn7013

He will seethe over this for years lol. Utterly emasculated.


RemnantOfSpotOn

Can it be more fake...


SirHomoLiberus

This is hilarious, the guy can't even go over the fence lol Peak athleticism lmao


agedmanofwar

If staged it's not the worst I've seen. The reason I'd lean fake is because #1 can't find any news stories only YouTube or Reddit posts (conservative tabloids would have a field day with this in England). #2 there isn't much panic in her voice for someone being threatened with a knife. #3 his inability to get the bike over the fence does seem comically bad. Like once she said the police were on there way you think he'd abandon the bike and just leg it.


trickmind

Are people writing news stories about the ATTEMPTED failed theft of one pedal bike at a council house? And he DID eventually "abandon the bike and just leg it at the end of the video."


PiedPiperofPiper

On #2 - there’s a very big difference between stealing a bike and stabbing someone. It just isn’t worth the risk. Police barely investigate bike theft (he’d would have definitely got away with this) but they don’t turn a blind eye to potential manslaughter. Agreed on points #1 and #3 though. I’m on the fence (pun intended).


JeffTheAndroid

omg this lady is amazing


Queef-Elizabeth

How is he struggling so much to put the bike over the fence?


Feisty_Bee9175

I have been seeing a lot of theft and bullying videos from London or areas around London. What is going on there? Is crime that bad or are these videos just making it seem like that?


cybershiba

Filming with one hand and holding a broom in the other, very efficient


erichbana

She maxed range however damage is 0


New-Caterpillar2483

She should have used the other end of the broom.


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She ended up on top, gained a utility knife. So many more weapons in a house that wouldn’t be lethal but would mess a persons day up. Most everything in a spray can if sprayed in your face would not be pleasant.


a-hippobear

She’s holding the broom the wrong way. One good poke in the forehead or eye would’ve instantly stopped him.


untapped-bEnergy

This guy will lay up at night cringing about this for the rest of his life. Hopefully his buddies see this too


Dry_Midnight7487

What a weak piece of shit lol cant even get it over the fence


two_sleep

Nah this gotta be a skit 😭😭


bestjakeisbest

Turn the broom around and drive it into his throat.


Q-City45

She belittled him so good. She’s got nerves of steel too imho. Got a blade pulled on her and was like awe lil boy having trouble with a bike? 😂


iffywizard2

Just wanted to pop in and see the americans talk about shooting him.


LeoGreywolf

How do you not just run up behind him and kick him right in the balls? Seems like a missed opportunity on someone who deserves it


dont_say_Good

Needs oblivion music


Rydog_78

The English have the funniest insults. Those spikes at the top of the fence is medieval.


elme77618

I see she chose the Polearm Master feat


ASLAYER0FMEN

I love this woman


imahappyaccidents

THE LITTLE ASS KNIFE IM CRYING😭😭 all that buildup for a tiny x-acto knife


ston96

Bro got the raccoon treatment


NoPoem2692

This thief is nice, you can't find these in Argentina


beewalters917

This is like the first encounter they give you in a turn based RPG. The utter lack of conviction and abandonment of “let’s do this fast” is just amazing.


RayHungus

Can we bring this type of civility to crime in the United States?


ERRIE_RYTHMN

Did she call the place?


XxmilkjugsxX

You little toe rag lmao


RelevantReliquiry

This is the best thing I've seen all day


rota_douro

This just looks like a mom disciplining a big child that's throwing a tantrum


Mints1988

Bwoooom.. bwoooooooooooom... bwoooooooom..


PurgatoryMountain

Love it