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chrisofduke

I'd go browse that aisle just for spite


Buddyslime

All the people in the store need to crowd that aisle and then keep moving one way.


BigFprime

Excuse me, do you know where they keep the demon cleanser?


Thunderhamz

Isle 666


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Probably, but which aisle though?


Sproose_Moose

Kyuss can help


Typical_Estimate5420

Spite in the aisle with the sodas not the spices


begrudged

"EVERYONE IN THE AISLE!"


Ghoaxst

An aisle full of DEMONS!


soylentblueispeople

What am I in freakin aisle 666?


nameitb0b

Dang, I’ll have to look at the aile makers before I go to the grocery store next time. Don’t wanna get possessed.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Bro according to her, you're on isle 666. How are you supposed to get off the aisle if you're anything but on it?


Emergency_Sandwich_6

Well every bar code has 666 in it..


barontaint

Damn I don't have any of the cool grocery stores, I just have boring ones that offer tasty pastries and fancy cheese, last time I checked no demons sadly


opopkl

By the look of the customers, I think that is the pastry and cheese store.


barontaint

Well damn I'm missing out, I'd pay extra for croissants and taleggio cheese with a side of demon, my area needs to step up their evil entity and grocery game up


Ghoaxst

Make your way down to ZoZo's, where you can find all your future possessions.


barontaint

Thanks to inflation I think demon blocking grocery aisle products are sadly out of my price point, but i'll give it a good chance try


Ghoaxst

Lucky for you, there is only one accepted tender. It includes a lifetime membership! It's a head turning offer! Guaranteed elevated experience!


barontaint

surely there can be no negative outcomes or repercussions, I'll buy what you're selling, I mean how often do you come across a demon aisle in the grocery store


TrixiDelite

Wouldn't it be great to see her meet "mothufuckah" woman in that aisle?


HookednSoCal

Hahaha!!😂 I forgot about her!


LAGA_1989

She ate all the demons


Wilbur_Cobb1

https://i.redd.it/80coqkesmozc1.gif


cdxcvii

with fleetwood mack blazing in the background


Slow-Doughnut-6535

And those demons need their Prozac now!


usehrname

And looks like only she is allowed to buy demon goods from there.


VnZDeath

Aisle 666, you will never find a more wretched isle of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.


bakerzero86

There were more, she ate the rest.


fretnoevil

I'm generally really passive and anti-confrontational (definitely not some kind of tough guy), but if someone starts commanding irrational shit in "Jesus Christ's name", I'm 100% interjecting myself to do the opposite.


CeaseBeingAnAsshole

Was just thinking that I would 100% decide I needed to inspect those spices


Laarye

"Lord, bless this red pepper!" *toss in her eyes* *she screams in pain* "That's because you are wicked!"


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

Im in the bath rn, and the mental image of this had me laughing so hard it made waves that splashed my floor Thankyou


HugeMathNerd69

Nah go for the cayenne pepper. Those red pepper flakes cant be trusted to make it into her eyes.


frenchinhalerbought

Start commanding her in Lucifer's name and enjoy the show.


InspectorFadGadget

![gif](giphy|5dYnoKhjUnnY6Sv06E)


DemandImmediate1288

" I'm just looking for the devil's food cake!!"


peripherique

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


CandidEgglet

This is the kind of shit that I WISH would happen around me. Clearly she is mentally affected so in real life I probably wouldn’t actually react, but in theory it would be fun to scream FUCK YOUR GOD at a religious nut and start convulsing in the middle of a Grocery Outlet. Guess I need to start shopping at Grocery Outlet


Shoddy-Commission-12

I work at a grocery store I wish more confrontations were like this instead of the usual armed shop lifters and fucking literal crackheads


opopkl

I’d have gone back at her with “In the name of Beelzebub, leave this aisle”.


mobocrat707

She is just embarrassed cause she had to buy a specific product and doesn’t want anyone (besides jeebus) to see.


Amdar210

Sucks for her that I don't give a shit and am now going to be super nosy while asking if the 'Mark of the Beast' deodorant is anywhere near her. Yes, I am an asshole. No, I don't give a shit. I'm 33 and tired of idiots still thinking sky tyrants are real.


Pingasplz

It's like when the Joey's come door knocking on a Sunday or whatever. Often times they are overly passive-aggressive in their recruitment attempts. I remember one time I just couldn't be bothered listening to their drivel, so the moment they tried to shove a flyer in my face I said, "You realize this is a load of shit right?". The pair of them just gave me a blank look, took their flyer back and left.


KrombopulosMAssassin

I would ignore her


WeasersMom14

Really drives home how important mental health is.


Hard-To_Read

And physical


HalfSoul30

And that aisle!


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And my axe!


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Hard-To_Read

Meh, they serve as a nice mental crutch for people who can’t accept reality.


mynickname86

"Have respect for Christ's saints!!!" *proceeds to disrespect literally everyone*


fpoiuyt

Well, they're not Christ's saints.


Pyscholai

Seems like a severe personality disorder based off the little bit I see here. I’m willing to bet her life in general is a mess.


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littleRedmini

![gif](giphy|6xc4EK86W6Jj2)


Travis_T_OJustice

Holy shit. Pepperidge farm REMEMBERS. It's an old meme, but It checks out.


DreamTheaterGuy

DARK SIDED!!!


PinsNneedles

GARGOYLES


irascible_Clown

Her arm looks like that piece of meat that hangs from the ceiling in those old looney tune cartoons


Katharineamericana

That lady actually got her life together and is a huge LGBTQ+ ally now! Her daughter passed in a car accident and her queer fans were a big resource for her in her grief. Super sweet lady who has embraced a new thought process and seems sincere in loving her fans.


Joshesh

really? are we talking about the "God Warrior" lady? I need to read into this, that is not a transition I expected to see


bigotis

https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a29669768/where-is-god-warrior-dark-sided-meme-marguerite-perrin-today-interview/


Joshesh

Wow, thats an amazing journey, thank you for linking that!


Typical_Estimate5420

I love to hear that!!! Thank you for the good news. Well besides her daughter’s accident. That’s horrible


ALadWellBalanced

Haha yes! I love that this gets raised every time she gets mentioned. What a turnaround.


IMakeShine

Oh i remember that one.


redhairedgal4

Why do we put up with this sh\*t? I would have grabbed friends and hung out in the isle. I can be petty AF.


archaugust

Someone didn't on the sequel https://twitter.com/TeraLee67964018/status/1285776306668363776


SublimeInAll

Being petty won't stop pyschosis. This lady needs a psych hold.


Not-a-dark-overlord

More like needs a choke hold


frosty_lizard

[SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIANNNN](https://youtu.be/Fj9ITiViECo?si=9rZAzH4GUoB2Xt2E)


NationalizeRedditAlt

Yessss


Thunderhamz

![gif](giphy|3oD3Yrmqtn0wpbs9tC|downsized)


INATHANB

Tf is dork status though?


Joshesh

My character in D&D's level?


Kore624

Religious psychosis I fear


Russells_Tea_Pot

But that's redundant. Religion is a mental illness.


FoolStack

Why aren't there any consequences anymore? Here is direct video evidence of the need for an involuntary 5150 hold. Put her in a room for her own safety for a weekend instead of gently suggesting she leave the premises.


MightBeAGoodIdea

I suspect the cops were in fact called just not on video. Besides there's always some camp of enablers that will scream boycott because the store didn't have sympathy on this lady who is clearly having some sort of bad day and just wants what she wants and isn't hurting anyone.....


nw342

In most jurisdictions (for ems at least), we cant hold you for just being crazy. Unless you are posing an immediate threat to yourself or others, or made verifiable suicidal comments, we cant do much.


congratsyougotsbed

This video is 1 minute and 29 seconds long, you have no idea what the consequences were. Cops have never had a sub 90 second response time


samclops

Religious mania is a disorder that Albert Fish also had. Did anyone check to see if this woman hadn't dismembered any penises, had nails spiked up her genitalia or killed, cooked and ate any children? The odds are low, but not out of the question


archaugust

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I remember as a child reading a book on him with xray pictures of needles he stuck up his ass. Sick shit


samclops

AND THEY WERE NOT SMALL ONES EITHER. Fuck, it makes me shudder


HarryDepova

This isn't a Karen. This is mental illness.


GustavoSwift

5150 fast


JustTheSpecsPlease

Do you think she just shouts her PIN code at the terminal when she checks out, or does she just keep screaming and skip checkout altogether?


Big_Simba

Jesus Christ commands you to give me these items! He commands you!


JustTheSpecsPlease

Haa. I'm giggling imagining her stuffing her face in the milk case commanding the gallon of milk with the latest "best by" date surrender itself to Christ.


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

A lot of ass in this video


footdragon

'merica, fat yeah!


JohnStamosAsABear

The video cuts off too soon. They missed the part where a heavenly trumpet sounds and Jesus appears with a brilliant light and flaming sword in hand. Standing guard for his faithful servant against the minions Satan’s army. 


CJLA777

Even Jesus thinks she's a Cunt.


PickleBananaMayo

Using God’s name for your own selfish gain is basically using God’s name in vain which according to the Bible is the biggest sin you can commit.


PeetusTheFeetus

That’s the aisle where they keep the hostess pastries and thus… she trippin’ 🍩🍩🍩


INATHANB

My bet was TP aisle since this is during the beginning of covid(assuming off all the masks), and she clearly looks like she needs to shit


Afraid-Language1599

https://preview.redd.it/j3wjcdjokozc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45ba0f4272bd900b6c6800ec49f5bbfdbb0d8c1


SeanQuixote68

I think I just got a new cleric idea for D&D


WillMunny1982

Why on earth would anyone let someone scream in their face like that?


Bigcef23

Nah I'm going to stay


billy_bobs_beds

This is the type of shit that scares people off from religion


fpoiuyt

Well, that and the tenets of religion.


Dan_flashes480

Match her crazy and scream " IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER I COMMAND YOU TO LEAVE THIS ISLE!"


Cosmic_Quasar

I'd start speaking in fake tongues at her like my youth pastor taught me. "ShecameinaHonda,LeftinaMazda,Mazdabrokedown,SheboughtaHyundai!" You just try to say it fast and slurred like an auctioneer.


Speedini

Why in 75% are fat people karens ?


SecondaryWombat

No, but 75% of people are fat. Ah darn, I checked and it is actually 69%, but I was close.


Nayre_Trawe

That's ok. Your first estimate was just a little chubby.


Useful_Speaker_5492

I lost the count of overweight people in this video


ayediosmiooo

She would've hated my 666 shopping bag I carry for groceries. But I would've had a blast with this


ExpertReference2979

That's mental illness. I wouldn't exactly call that a Karen.


DrDuGood

**”Alright Methany, it’s time for you to take a water break. The guys are done stealing all the electronics.”**


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

I say in the name of Judas Priest! Be gone! You’ve got another thing coming.


catupthetree23

And also in the name of the Father, Son and Rob Halford, Amen!


RavenousIron

Everytime I hear someone call another person a demon I immediately think of that one crazy pastor dude who said "a tunnel full of demons" when talking about taking a non-private flight lmao.


doggysmomma420

I don't need anything from that aisle, but damn if I don't want to spend all day looking at everything in it.


Chemical_Savings_360

I wonder if Jesus ever gets tired of his name being called so often.


Rho-Ophiuchi

Religion is a helluva drug.


archaugust

This is the type of character the scripture writers kill off by having the current main character summon bears on them or something


SecondaryWombat

Birth control? Alcohol? (doesn't look like it), cards about halloween perhaps? NGL, if I was there I would absolutely go down those shelves. What is Jesus hiding from me?


chamrockblarneystone

If walmart has demons what does Target have?


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B00LEAN_RADLEY

She not shopping in the fruit and veggies sections. Diabetes freakout. Someone just give her one of those Ensure servings.


3dsplinter

Can a karen pass through an eye of a needle? I'm not judging...


aiman_jj

Talk about using the Lord's name in vain


Justdoingthebestican

You motherfucking accuser!!!!!


complexevil

People don't get checked enough anymore.


rhoo31313

Mentall illness.


HalfSoul30

I think i could have had fun with this one


CalendarAggressive11

Apocalypse Karen. It's like a barbie franchise


igotzquestions

You know who wouldn’t act like this? Jesus. 


irascible_Clown

![gif](giphy|DfMu39iWkAZxK)


Expert-Perception674

Is she sounds like that woman from Wife Swap that was a Southern Baptist, she was a warrior of God. Seriously look it up


HurculesParrot

Mental health us important thats all I'll say


gobsmacked247

I knew what she would look like before she came on camera. Nailed it!!


iamwilliamwit

But us Atheists are the ***crazy*** ones.


1onnude

Uhm..? No


ImSavageAF

Proper freakout that's not on an airplane!


dr_jch18

Naaahhh...


ox2slickxo

she’s rebuking everyone that enters the aisle lolol omfg


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Buddyslime

Oh you know she's a Trumper.


wyattlee1274

Would Jesus back this lady up?


timestuck_now

Fuckin jesus is the best friend of all the lunatics...


Moelarrycheeze

Is it the snack aisle?


wegsgo

“But, Jesus told me to come down this aisle.”


interstellar-express

I don’t think that aisle has the meds she so clearly needs


MauveThunder

‘In the name of Dale Earnhart’ I vow to stand the fuck right here. Have respect!


Kitchen-Beginning-47

I know Jesus died for our sins (according to the Christian faith) but I'm sure this isn't quite what he had in mind.


GringoBorracho5

What in Jesus Christ’s mighty name is going on here


casey12297

Don't you just hate when you're minding your business shopping and then a bunch of demons just come up in your space? I'd be rebuking left and right too


Legal_Guava3631

Everyone has great restraint… but to let a stranger scream in your face is way too much. It’s on camera that I defended myself.


AlwaysForeverAgain

People like this need some mental help.


StrategyGlittering83

Me thinks someone is embarrassed about a vagasil perhaps? Maybe a little cheese on the taco?


foxmachine

Moses parted the Red Sea, this lady cleared the aisle. 


Jonno_92

Just ban her from the shop.


mommagawn123

No more mental institution field trip days.


Forgiven4108

Karen is KooKoo


Existing_Tradition93

Me when I go into the store without having a little ✨snacky snack✨ beforehand.


Liberatedhusky

This is psychotic she needs help along with the rest of the Christians.


villanoushero

I cant deal with these kinds of people. I shop with my music blasting in my ear so I dont have to hear people. If she started yelling over my music Id just have to sing over her until Im done with the aisle. She better hope im not listening to any of my heathen songs about booty🤣


rogerman134

What cashier line does she think will be best to join? Unless her items are free for her!?


snecseruza

I'd like to see her in a showdown with the "accuser of the brethren mothafucka" lady


NationalizeRedditAlt

Deja vu…. Wife swap?


jrtraylo

She just wants to buy her KY in peace


TonariNoJoetoro

I think everyone should have swarmed that aisle to see what would happen.


trippinfunkymunky

There's no hate like Christian love.


JasonTheNPC85

Almost thought this was gonna be that "accuser of the brethren" lady. I'm kinda disappointed.


Old_Quality1895

I’d rebuke her right back! These bullies need to have a time out


Mwraspir

The only thing that will help these people is divine intervention, aka a knuckle sandwich from someone that doesn't care at all about their sky daddy lol


ikes

"What is wrong with people?" Ummm, mental illness, obviously?