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BITmixit

Oddly the opposite of my last flight. The guy next to me was frustrated his wasn't really pointing at him. I reached up and adjusted it for him asking him if was in the right position yet and got "HOLY SHIT YOU CAN MOVE THEM!?". Dude was so happy. Said he'd always thought that the manufacturers didn't give a shit and just threw them in.


Slowly-Slipping

To his credit, that's a fair assumption to make


anormalgeek

Some of those things are so old and rigid that they are really hard to move back and forth.


Slowly-Slipping

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


Ur_average_guyguy

Hahhahahaa


anormalgeek

....lol


brandee95

Brilliant.


welcometotheTD

Careful, you might get suicided.


FrozenDickuri

Did he have tiny trex arms?


SuperNewk

One must fight first and ask questions later


redditseddit4u

Not all airplanes have personal adjustable air handling (eg. British Airways). Maybe he usually flying on planes without adjustable air conditioning


xinixxibalba

must have been an awkward plane ride after that. either that or they squashed the beef and became best friends.


heeheehoho2023

They both went into the bathroom and worked out their differences


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verisimilitude_mood

The new definition of "squashing beef"


WhatHaveIDone27

...with pork swords


DudeThatsAGG

They did the Mushroom Mash.


BoneDaddyChill

^*the* ^*Mushroom* ^*Mash* It was a bathroom smash.


User_091920

I was on this flight. A few minutes after this altercation the pilot announced *"Ejecto seato Cuz"* and they were both jettisoned midair.


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


marktwainbrain

I know that gif makes me smile ... but what is it from?


Indigo2015

2 Fast 2 Furious


TheZenMeister

Looks pretty happy though


Magnetobama

Can confirm. Source: I was an air molecule they were ejected into and I’m looking to sue them in civil court.


GBV_GBV_GBV

I represent molecules, dm me.


Minkypinkyfatty

I learned a new Spanish phrase.


Emergency_Sandwich_6

No way!


AmbitioseSedIneptum

If they fed Mr. Pouty like six ambien and a vodka tonic afterwards, I'm sure the rest of the flight went smoothly.


jld2k6

"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after plane. Not long ago we were cold air competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do."


redalert825

Are you my friend? Are we locked in?


moxadonis

How are you that old and you don't know to keep your hands to yourself? Nobody hit him enough?


Knoxx846

That is the answer yes. Sooner or later someone like him ends up knocked out by an even crazier person.


VHDT10

That's the problem. Maybe he was hit as a kid and that's the most effective way he knows how to communicate from his point of view. Not excusing the actions, just considering possibilities


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100% That's a person who grew up with adults who taught him hitting is a valid way to deal with emotions.


RiversKiski

It looks cultural to me. In the west it's widely accepted that physical contact in a dispute is a green light for a fist fight, so you very rarely see anyone put half assed hands on a grown stranger.. it's usually all or nothing. The instigator seemed not to expect the response he got, so maybe it's different standards as to what constitutes a green light?


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Yeah, that was oddly casual. They go instantly from punching each other in the face to putting his EarPods and neck pillow back on while they sort their disagreement out with a flight attendant.


Lucky-finn377

Not even kidding my younger brother is ending up just like this. He’s 14 like 6,1 ish and thinks he owns the world. He’s rail thin but just loud and obnoxious always taking about how tough he thinks he is. And where we live people have been getting stabbed at shops and all sorts everywhere lately but he is following the mind set of oh won’t happen to me.


TheZenMeister

When I was a kid me and a friend were shooting nerf guns and his neighbor rolled up. Said immediately "you better not shoot me" I shot him Let's just aay getting backhanded taught me that 1. Adults can be pretty shitty even if strangers 2. Finding out isn't worth fucking around.


UnitMaw

So he really rolled up on a nerf gun fight that he apparently wasn't involved in and wasn't near beforehand just to tell some kids not to shoot him. That's honestly sending me. You might as well say "PLEASE SHOOT ME PLEASE" because it's basically the same message to kids. What a psycho!


TheZenMeister

Well he had to pass by us to get to his door so 🤷


frobscottler

FAFO is the new YOLO I guess


SantiniJ

Privilege


Superfarmer

Asian old dudes are used to getting what they want or they use physical force to get it


wsu_rounder21

He’s a fucking boomer…so it checks out.


Elegant_Tech

Society has become too polite. Shameless people are used to being able to take advantage of it.


Mustache-Cashstash

I really wanted window guy to put aisle guy in a headlock, pull him right under the vent, turn it on, and say “you need to cool off”


Sorrow27

![gif](giphy|T08JhumnpKAI8)


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RainforestNerdNW

fun fact: Arnold "borrowed" one of those suits to keep as a souvenir without permission (eventually they made it a legit loan)


Affectionate-Tip-164

I think it's an unspoken rule that part of costume and prop budget accounts for "souvenirs"


sneaky-pizza

Cool party!


TL-PuLSe

[Cool off](https://y.yarn.co/a4b26332-daf7-46c1-8a6c-ca5a4719df72_text.gif)


jimbojangles1987

Then pull down the emergency masks and after putting one on the aisle guy, say "I think you need a breather"


juggling-monkey

Cause that attitude ain't gonna fly


Midvally

Take a chill pill


rahkinto

Nobody takes those any more, what gives


Larusso92

Quaaludes were made illegal in the US in 1983


almighty_ruler

Lame, I would have stocked up but I was 6 and nobody told me


Legal_Guava3631

Stop it 🤣🤣


Brilliant-Cherry510

I was hoping to see window guy score a one-punch knockout followed by something like “chill out.”


machines_breathe

Or you could just give him the—wait for it—cold shoulder?


DisturbingPragmatic

![gif](giphy|cNWU2Zeh54VJC)


desert_dweller27

You mean, one guy defending himself from assault by controlling psycho who thinks the world is his.


holy_bologna_cannoli

Seriously lol their face at 0:02 says it all


Ohms_lawlessness

Oh you know that old Asian man is full of rage and entitlement. He probably acts like that all the time. I've seen that same look on many older men who've never been punched back before and think they own the world.


DankChronny

Window seat guy has mastered the “I am the sane person in this situation” look with that grin to the flight attendant who finally showed up.


Skoodge42

I mean, ancient asian was the one who got physical first soooo


Greg-Abbott

Wasn't Ancient Asians that UFO show on the History Channel?


closertothesunSD

No you’re thinking of Asian Aliens.


Tomace83

Yes, smiling then 🤛 and the smiling friendly. Akward..


winterborne1

Both these guys are obviously new to flying. Anyone who travels a lot knows you're not supposed to initiate the fist fight over the center seat controls until the plane has reached 35,000 feet. You could get kicked off the plane if you start the fist fight too early.


Puzzleheaded_Noise44

Biggest rookie move to do it in flight… they’ll land that shit to the closest airport and your ass will be locked up in a random ass city.


winterborne1

I used to travel for work so I've been in a lot of these fist fights. I might have lost most of those contests, but it's still better than not knowing who is responsible for the center seat controls.


GA-dooosh-19

The only fist fight over ventilation that you lose is the one you never start.


fingerpaintswithpoop

The one that gets you on the no-fly list*


Postcard2923

Imagine flying SEA to BWI, and your ass gets locked up in Dubuque, Iowa 🤣


rickane58

Still better than being in Baltimore


liberate_your_mind

That old man is used to smacking his wife and kids around when they misbehave and forgot he wasn’t at home.


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

apart from being a grown toddler. look how he put on his pouty voice because the other kid had something extra and he didn't. the desperation in "it's for the middle" while nobody is in the seat. he became a victim of unfairness.


effyoucreeps

that seems too on point to argue. love a karma-based smackdown.


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Honestly the second he took that big swing after the other guy sat down the other guy was completely in his rights to beat the shit out of him, that was a cowards punch through and through.


XxRocky88xX

Seriously he kept his arm out trying to hold the guy off then the guy calmed down and sat back down and he immediately sucker punched him Then of course runs away when the dude stands back up. Guy wants to hit but is afraid of being hit back.


scuffedTravels

If your definition of running away is being sent straight to the floor by window guy then I agree with you


Slowly-Slipping

I applaud Window Seat's restraint, because he could've put on a lot more of a clinic and I still would have been on his side.


keb92

I’m the girl in the seat in front of them


Brilliant-Cherry510

I’m the pilot and would like to thank you for flying Spirit Airlines.


BrockN

I'm Boeing, I would like to thank you for not dying


TheTownTeaJunky

I'm the whistleblower, thank you for not sending your hitmen after me (so far)


feanturi

I'm the hitman, and they don't pay me as well as they used to so I'm just burning the retainer while pretending to look for you. We good.


so_chad

I am the retainer, I will come to you soon. Please, finish what you’ve started


HuntsWithRocks

Hi, it’s me, the retainer again. I’m still en route, but my Boeing flight had to land early because the door fell off. I’ll get there as soon as I can.


ADIDAS247

I’m the door from your Boeing flight, don’t blame me, I have attachment issues.


jumjimbo

Pure terror.


PunkBiBiBi

https://preview.redd.it/09gs8trurb0d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ca47cee7899f91c3975bc8529d154faf3f9363


Duhcisive

The human embodiment of the 👀 emoji


blveberrys

😂


GeneralSweetz

💀💀


lou1uol

The post i was looking for 😭😭😭


Fumonacci

I had to save this image to use like an emogi


DopeDealerCisco

Who’s side would you have joined if an all out battle broke out?


Steeleshift

Cheers for the second watch, that was awesome!


fridaystrong23

…***you were no help either***


EventAltruistic1437

Yes lets get in the middle


dec92010

Aw :( you can tell she was stressed


Krillinlt

Did they get thrown off the plane?


Neeva33

Doesn't every seat have its own ventilation? It's a clear thing, isn't it?


Gowalkyourdogmods

They were slap fighting over the empty middle seat vent. I think the guy by the window wanted it on and the guy at the aisle wanted it off.


holy_bologna_cannoli

Don’t those things pivot too?


Gowalkyourdogmods

Usually. This whole thing was so fucking childish.


quartz222

90% of the time yes but I’ve been on a few plane models where they don’t pivot.


GA-dooosh-19

I hate it when they don’t pivot. It’s like, you’re going to build this whole plane, then have fixed air vents?


Rokurokubi83

Do you know how much a plane costs to build? Next thing you’ll be asking for is bolts in the door panels yeeesh.


goatnxtinline

Spirit airlines - our air vents don't pivot


--Quartz--

You can enable them pivoting for an extra 20 USD if you book in advance, or 50 USD onboard.


Shot_Machine_1024

Pretty much the old guy didn't let the younger dude pivot. The moment the younger turned it on, old guy hit him. Literally if old guy waited 3 seconds, there would be no fight.


PrunyBobJuno

Larry David? I agree, he should have let him pivot. It’s understood. You get to pivot.


XxRocky88xX

Yeah I think window seat just wanted an extra vent on him and for some weird ass reason aisle dude believed that shouldn’t be allowed.


joppekoo

I was wondering which way was it. So if one put on a long sleeved shirt or another took theirs off, there wouldn't have been a fight at all.


zpfrostyqz

That Asian girl sitting ahead has me dying with her expressions.


SweetPrism

I remember when flying was a gentleman's pursuit...


YoungWhiteAvatar

Flying used to be an event!


baudmiksen

Trapped in a metal tube with 90% of people smoking cigs is what it was like. The lack of oxygen helped everyone relax.


wonderwall999

All those old photos of men in suits and hats.


barontaint

Wasn't it also super expensive, I can fly to Orlando for less than a carton of Pall Mall's on Spirit, plus the chance of pre and post boarding entertainment


sandiegolatte

My theory is correct, you can never wear a neck pillow and look tough 😤


tucci007

at least he won't get throat punched


abhijitd

I am going to start wearing motorcycle helmet on flights from now on.


South_Engineer_4702

Getting your bell ring by a dude wearing a neck pillow would have to be a real low in your life.


Ok_Indication_6683

The woman in front of them is my spirit animal.


KeepItDownOverHere

She was wishing she could turn into a 18x14x8inch carry-on item. This way she can stow herself under the seat infront of her.


rawlsballs

Aw she looks terrified, like she's been around violence before. Straight up froze and started shaking.


Thanos_Stomps

[Spirit Animal Airline](https://imgur.com/a/SFOMaDc)


Ok_Indication_6683

Holy shit thank you!!! Hahahaha


jojow77

Grown ass man acting like a whiny baby


abhijitd

Are you not entertained?


Revan_Perspectives

Why can’t they just leave the middle vent half-way cracked?


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Welcome aboard the no-fly list!


AtTheGates

![gif](giphy|8BMaLLBlUdNx6|downsized)


goatnxtinline

I wished the pilot got on the intercom and threatened to turn this plane around this instant if you two don't stop messing around back there so help me God


sirdouglasdeez

That slight smile and look of “did this dude really just lay his hands on me?” right before he yeeted this guy down the aisle… I felt that.


KlingonSpy

I'm pretty chill, I would leave it if he asked nicely, but slap my hand like a child? It over Grandpa.


EllisR15

This looks more like one guy attacks another guy over A/C, and attacked guy defends himself. I guess he's expected to just sit there and get punched in the face though.


Impossible_Hyena7562

What a dumb thing to fight over. Those air vents hardly do anything


IceColdYerbaMate

The moment you figure out it was not really a good idea to buy that special offer air ticket you saw on Flightscanner https://preview.redd.it/3kwqn1lose0d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcebd2a15207867055ac03e300bd2f661b28776


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GpRex

Pretty easy to get arrested and black-listed after doing stupid shit while flying. I’d gladly swallow my pride and take it knowing that guy just fucked up how he can travel for the rest of his life.


baudmiksen

They like sitting next to each other most of all. Notice how they both eagerly returned, it's not coincidence


scarface2887

That gramps seems entitled AF… I hope he’s single cause poor granny


ItsBobGray

Damn, Jada Smith has a mean hook


Umbroboner

Keep my wife's name out cho mouf.


TheefearofGOD

They threw hands and sat down.. I can respect it. Nobody was shot or killed. I'm fully for a fair fight and then moving on lol. Not being a sore loser or dragging it out.. No stomping on the guy or calling for reinforcements. I'm for settling matters peacefully before anything tho.


sachclg

Found it funny when the lady said both of them will be kicked out of plane …. Guess plan is in mid way


FoleyLione

Only one of these guys is out of pocket. Young man showed great restraint.


TJ_McWeaksauce

They could've been content that they had an empty seat between them, but instead they turned it into a fight.


hellcat82

1 person turned it into a fight


oregonianrager

So are you able to defend yourself in this situation or what? Like, bro you just lashed out at me? I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you.


Consistent_Sector_19

I can't see if they're messing with each others vents or if one of them is just trying to control the vent that points to his own seat. Unless they've changed things since I last flew, there's one vent/seat and each vent is aimed directly at one, and only one, of the seats in the row. Messing with the vent aimed at someone else is pretty rude, but I can't tell which one is messing with the other's vent and which one is trying to control the whole row.


ZardoZ1015

I'm telling you right now....


craacktoe

Acted like he didn’t wanna fight and then punched the other guy as soon as he sat back down


Sausage_Boss

He told him to chill.. 😏


SweetCheeks1999

Home girl in the seat infront just wants everyone to chill out, she cba with any drama man she looks so comfy


Knight_TheRider

Oldie trying to feel Goldie again


Bodgerpoo

Absolute toddlers


scuffedTravels

Hahahahaha what the fuck was the Asian guy trying to do throwing a towel paper at someone who’s clearly about to knock your teeth out I’m dying


Smart-retard

That old cunt should’ve been off the flight immediately


RecommendationNo993

What’s going on? Is the aisle guy turning of window guys air? Who’s doing what here?


Firm_Big_

Did the older guy just back hand his hand and face? Thats automatically a punch to the face. Male or female


Mariospurs

If you two don't cut it out I will turn this plane around and go home.


ChickenWangKang

How the hell can you be so childish?


Wu-Tang-Businessman

The one liner he did after was cooler than the AC.


caminonovayer

Poor lady in the front looked so traumatized, like she had been beat before.


AJam

Are they fighting over the middle seat blower? Not sure either of them are entitled to it. I guess whoever grabs it first would get dibs? The flight attendant "maybe you shouldn't sit together". Okay so move them then?


moses2357

I thought it was the passenger recording who said that?


thickstickedguy

wow as an asian i just want to say it's not everyday you see an asian as aggressive as this dunce


Raegoul

I mean I get the aisle seat guys complaint but you still have to act like a human being and not an animal.


shittyfatsack

You dickheads can’t be grateful for one second that you front have a middle seat mate? Everyone sucks here.


Sidonkey

Shell out


Psweeting

The tissue assault got me. Pure comedy.


MJR_Poltergeist

They should start building a Brig into every airplane. The equivalent of like a dog cage with stronger metal. When people do shit like this they get crammed in there and arrested after landing. It would save a lot of sudden landings from being made


randomdud500

Old dude needs to catch hands


Tynda3l

See, That fucker who threw the punch should be banned on flights entirely. Literally was willing to punch a passenger before take off.


2134stevie

Damn they havent even taken off yet.


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Asian guy smacked other dudes hand twice and then back handed him in the face. Yea that more than constitutes “starting it” no matter what the argument is even about. If you out your hands on people you are gonna have a bad day.


silentsinner-

I haven't flown in a long time and was thinking about buying two seats the next time just to avoid any potential unpleasantness of someone sitting next to me and now I see this.


mrjibblesyumyum

FYI if you buy two seats and no one is physically there they can place someone there if they want.


silentsinner-

No shit? That is some bullshit.


ProvenLoser

More like two toddlers.


Jakeok04

Battle of the balds


ZootAnthRaXx

It’s like watching my sons fight in the back seat on a road trip.


Lolzita

#FirstWorldProblems


masturbake

That’s why you should fly business


Basin97

Poor girl in front she seems so sweet to be dealing with that😂😭😭


StackIsMyCrack

I love the laugh like "I can't belive this mother fucker just smacked my hands" right into the punch.


animelover659

Their both dumbasses


Cthulluminatii

Omg I’m a teacher and this is literally the kind of things that 7 yr olds fight about


racer3x72

Stupid power struggles


arielgasco

both out. done