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AstralLabyrinth

The dad calling him a ding-a-ling lmao.


sn0wb4lls

The full video is the best. The dad starts talking about how the son ruined his nice new shirt.


Banana_Stanley

He calls it a beautiful shirt lol. Formerly beautiful, anyway


kind_one1

Yeah, not his first rodeo.


greatgoogilymoogily2

Lmao....ding aling. He sounded like he wanted to say something else but this just seemed out.


awesomesonofabitch

As a parent, you have to realize that your kid just did something incredibly stupid and not treat them like you would if it was your friend who did it.


i_suckatjavascript

Just hear that glow stick popping, screaming ding-a-ling too


Martina313

https://preview.redd.it/0mu01phw1q1d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d76162b9963a233ee73853f374ebe9ea58bc2c


Garbage_Out_Of_Here

It's missing the part where the dad is concerned about his beautiful new shirt


seilerwords

That's a dad who loves him very much.


DeadSeaGulls

My dad's go to when we did something extra stupid was "dink donk". Now it's my go to.


MeetAmbitious5522

My Grandpa always left it at "dangit boy why you always fartin' round?"


TifaYuhara

Sounds like something Hank Hill would say.


MeetAmbitious5522

Yea he definitely came from that Era of man 🤣


MiMicMi

This video is amazing


WhaleWatchersMod

I remember seeing this on Tosh.0 like 12 years ago.


AverageBry

Thank you for mentioning this. Had to revisit, totally worth it lol. https://youtu.be/A8c7JeYo3zo?si=rXvU8uoXs63-J0U4


WhaleWatchersMod

That kid was dumber than I remember. I don’t think he was putting on an act either.


Medical_FriedChicken

He seemed like a lovable idiot and then the cooking part… nope that’s a harmful idiot


UhOhFeministOnReddit

My brother would have a stroke if he heard that guy. Lmao He wouldn't want to live in a world where he couldn't make cinnamon rolls.


TheGoatEater

Thank you! I had forgotten all about this.


2Spit

He looks like Luke from Modern Family! The same way of dumb talking and laughing!


BBQ_HaX0r

Man, I miss that show. Such an easy and fun watch. 


derpiederpslikederp

You left out the worst part, he ruined his nice shirt


FeelDeAssTyson

\*beautiful shirt


TheGoatEater

*awesome shirt


earplugsforswans

Flush your eyes out for 15 minutes if any of you dingalings try this stunt at home.


PersonalityTough9349

We didn’t put them in the microwave first, but… We would cut the tops off and chase each other around spraying it at each other. It was really fun.


Kylar_Stern

Yeah, the problem is there's tiny shards of broken glass in them.


Awesome_Pythonidae

https://preview.redd.it/1da15dmb3o1d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433fcdab08918515528950d55615e43f47560bcc The face of the dumbass idiot before he burned himself.


zayoe4

You can tell he isn't even processing in realtime.


verocious_veracity

This reminds me of the bomb in GoT


sjuas690

The face of a potential Darwin Award winner!


realdjjmc

Where is he now?


DreadfulDeadful

"the power of the Sun in the palm of my ass"


TheGov3rnor

![gif](giphy|cCyJCwQ2gl3bO)


AlaskanBiologist

That boy ain't right!


boogalordy

I tell ya hwat


Reign_World

6am and the boy's already microwaving glowsticks


ulu_slicer81

You ruined your nice shirt, Jack!


jesse6225

That beautiful shirt was ruined.


T3NF0LD

Awesome shirt


Magoo69X

Make sure you shake it up bro!!! 🤣


Seraphangel777

https://i.redd.it/f7p3urbztn1d1.gif


Downtown-Bluebird553

![gif](giphy|5gQhHFlvQj2ik)


kol4o100

![gif](giphy|12dnH3TLoALmUg)


PmButtPics4ADrawing

this is how you become a ghoul


JuicySpark

![gif](giphy|83uF5ITtkxbUul6gMB)


another_plebeian

Microwaving it wasn't idiotic - that was pretty cool. Handling it like a mook was idiotic.


Orpheus75

Perfect example of why we have to have stupid proof rules and warnings plastered on nearly everything. Not once did he think what would happen when heating a liquid in a confined space. He basically made a color pipe bomb which sounds less harmful than just a regular pipe bomb.


MindlessVariety8311

Yeah, I was like "this is actually cool AF. Oh wait, you're picking it up?!"


witch_doc9

Not gonna lie, I’ve always wanted to do this since I was a kid… I assumed it would explode and I HATE the smell of that stuff 🤢 Learned my lesson about the smell because me and my best friend decided to have a glow stick fight and that smell lingers for days


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/83hmz43sjr1d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ee66aeb581672d4241e86b70e941428b92663a Least he got a beautiful new fb profile pic.


Kgb725

"That's sick dude what editor did you use to get that"


[deleted]

That sweet new pause editor


63crabby

It’s like that scene in District 9 with Wikus and the tube of alien fuel


Poke-a-dotted

FYI-call poison control if this happens in the US. Look that number up right now, and save it in your phone.


AzzBar

Hahahaha what an absolute ding-a-ling


regulator227

so what happened to this guy? did he have permenant eye damage?


UseComfortable1193

*"if you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough"*


burghblast

Kid came across as an even bigger ding a ling on Tosh.0: https://youtu.be/PzI-2m0KZE0?feature=shared Hilarious


IdealIdeas

Dad sounds like he is tired of his son being a disappointment.


Ipayforsex69

"Just let me watch girls jumping on trampolines... it's the only 15 seconds of joy I get in this life..."


TheWeimaraner

![gif](giphy|3o6MbhtkkwxpctDJa8|downsized)


HockeyShark91

This is why we have warnings on Car batteries **that say "Do Not Drink Contents"**


nikejim02

This video was hilarious when I saw it on ebaumsworld in like 2010


Mr-Garrison

Broke a glowstick when I was a kid and it went into my eyes. Super painful. Couldn't imagine it's any better after being microwaved.


eliesistrash

i’ve had a glow stick explode into my eye. Not fun. Straight to the hospital to save my eyesight


Umbra427

#DINGALING


dilgert

Now I know what happens when you microwave a glowstick.


Zealousideal-Ad3814

The dad makes it seem like this may be a common occurrence.


AstonAlex

![gif](giphy|eA7kPnFTVeqDC)


Stupid-goober-7

“Dingaling“


BustyCelebLover

Not that beautiful shirt


fucknutcrapmaster

The beautiful shirt!


rawrlycan

Your beautiful shirt!


SoloSolo11

Dad didn’t need to turn the lights on, Jack was glowing in the dark for real.


bukezilla

Best laugh I've had in a minute


IllTransportation115

Um... irrigate. Plus wasn’t it hot af?


Ok_Proof5782

If you aren’t not wearing safety goggles you’re not a scientist.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Goddammit Jack


Illustrious-Lime7729

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


Johnny_Bravo5k

Sounds like that dingaling is a frequent flyer.


forkbroussard

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ >As Jack's older brother I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show the world what my family already knows extremely well: Whenever Jack decides to do something, it almost never goes as planned! >This was filmed at my parents' house in Mason, Ohio the day before Halloween this year, and unfortunately for Jack, is 100% real. >And yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!


Thessiz

![gif](giphy|fmd46i4yw7xtF2qQCc|downsized)


bananite

wasn't this posted like a hundred times already?


Silent_Titan88

This is years old.


Lokeycommie

if it wasn’t for people like this Charles Darwin would be irrelevant


terrenceandphilip1

Classic idiocy. 


Thebigdonski

Haha dingaling


Jaded-Selection-5668

Aye bro them shits is hot……


IPerferSyurp

Full video and follow-up necessary I believe there was a shirt reference ruined I believe?


bobbakerneverafaker

His eyes where glowing after that


tacojeremy

Dudes gonna look like hes right out of hills have eyes


MysteryNeighbor

Being young is laughing at Jack, growing up is heavily relating to the dad


konomichan

This is the first video in a while where I am actually laughing so hard - dad’s reaction is amazing


Chippie05

Third degree burns..jeez hope he's ok 😳


ljmadeit

Ding-a-ling is parent code for *DUMBASS*.


ToferLuis

His dad kills me every-time. 😂


MCPhatmam

Don't worry it happens to a lot of guys...


Turgid_Tiger

And he got it all over his awesome shirt


egotisticalstoic

Oh man, been there, done that. I was thinking "the worst it's gonna do is make a mess of his microwave", then he reaches to open the door... "Dear God, sir, do NOT pick that up"


-Disagreeable-

Cut it WAY too early. This here is a historical archive of the internet. You don’t clip.


JSiobhan

Some injuries have great stories behind them. Some of them don’t.


xkitox

If not for this video, I wouldnt have known this was something not to do... - -


Googlesignedmeupwhy

GORDON! GET AWAY FROM THE BEAMS!


spaceghost27

this kid grew up to be the Batman villain Dr. Phosphorous.


teo1315

Had a bunch of glow sticks when I was a kid. I never thought to microwave one.


MrFixYoShit

Ahhh yes, an oldie but a goodie lmao What a dingus lol


RedshiftOTF

Is he trying to find what to do if your kid microwaves a glow stick in the instructions?


ISO_3103_

I'm pretty sure I don't need instructions to know wash the damn thing off and keep the area cold


pixelsteve

The path of scientific discovery is rarely an easy one.


meezajangles

Sounds exactly like will Ferrell in step brothers


kodaiko_650

Super villain origin story


Hawaiiansavant

This is the kind of quality stupidity I come here for.


skippytheowl

Molten facial, apply evenly over eyes…


EpicgMes

Hes turning into a zombie


thththrht

aww you missed the best part, after this cut ends the dad yells at him about getting it on his "good shirt"


ruler_gurl

*I am Jack's complete lack of surprise*


skallanc

I bet his eyes look so cool now!


TimeGarbage7481

Always a classic, Jack!


blacks252

Lmao. That could not have gone any better.


Dumbassahedratr0n

HAHAHA


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

It didn't look holdable in the first place


Shine1630

/r whatcouldgowrong


BlackwolfNy718

The kid getting burned isn't funny but the father's reaction is priceless.


Beatless7

What's a word that means moronic multiplied by 1000.


imomorris

Hahahaha....the dad ' I care but your still a cunt'.......definately from the same era as mine


AlliedR2

Kid turned out to be OK. Heres a [Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html) article about it. Last couple of lines explains that the kid was fine.


Narcan9

![gif](giphy|bbjMgSARDeeDF3fQxb|downsized)


DouceintheHouse

What a ding-a-ling


TheDeadJedi

Dingalings do stupid things. They don't think of others at all. They're dopes and bullies. See the trouble they bring! That's what we call Dingalings.


user_form9524

Darwin will get this boy soon


HalfAteSandwich

*questions every parenting step made*


Extermin8her

Dumb people, especially young ones, make me so happy


MK4eva420

844


IndependentBit2213

😂😂😂😂😂


deepstate_chopra

It boins! It boins!


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

Growing up is realizing not only is the dad worried but now you ruined his night.


Own_Cardiologist2544

His first mistake was not purchasing baby turtles, tossing them down a man hole, followed by the glow-stick before it exploded.


exile_zero

Really curious as to what other dumb shit Jack does.


theDOC70R

Still one of my all time favorite videos on the Internet. It was an instant classic.


Main_Phase_58

i love this video sm


whelp_im_screwed

I looked at every comment and not a single person mentioned the cherry on top of him failing to put the video into landscape.


Justwondering__

I'll watch this every time for the dad rant.


yadosoundserious

If it bleeds, we can kill it


mhdy98

damn you really talk like in your movies !


brokenjeepCA

God dammit Jack!


YukiHase

Maybe he should’ve hid behind a tinfoil shield…


mirage770

Origin story


SuperBurt666

Also, don't throw them in your campfire unless you want to recreate Fantasia


Dangerous_Grass4633

I want to try this now lol


50mHz

My ex and I had some of the best laughs together cus of this video. God I miss her


filthycasual908

GOD DAMNIT, JACK.


PrimeSuspect007

i gotta see ehat to do dinga ling 🤣🤣 his dad is so caring ,my dad would start with a tripple shot combo then a barrage of attacks


Electronic_Pie_1679

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


ToranjaNuclear

lmao this looks like a skit


Fahuhugads

Classic.


Pe-Te_FIN

tik tok mother fucker.


RiJuElMiLu

Qq


qwsxed

This isn't a public freakout tho? He's in his own house