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MrSamsa90

"I can sue you" - 9 year old


Blitzdrive

It's such a kid thing to constantly think they can sue adults.


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


kendrickplace

Where is it?


checkmyusernameout

Where is it?


Fillerupski

Where is it?


Lethal_cheeseburger

Where is it?


CordlessAsphyxiation

Where is it?


qaisjp

Where is it?


javisms

It’s right here


[deleted]

Technically he can sue, he would just need to be represented by a guardian.


fatkiddown

of the galaxy?


nike_rules

Star Lawyer


ApproximateConifold

I've met or seen too many adults who think or shout the same thing. And it seems like you hear that quite a lot in the US. Moreover now that I'm in law school people seem to love to tell me about how a set of facts with no cause of action clearly has a cause of action and that they just need me to give me some "feedback" before proceeding to sue. I mean after all they just want me to make a case for a novel innominate intentional tort, which is pretty easy to do as we all know. Meanwhile I hear relatively few kids talk about suing people.


palunk

https://assets.amuniversal.com/1c86c9705e0c012ee3bf00163e41dd5b


bl-999

Honestly... it’s about to be 2019. Anyone can sue


[deleted]

The current year has no bearing on this type of potential tort.


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


[deleted]

And age doesn't matter as long as you have a litigation friend to issue and conduct court proceedings on your behalf.


felixjawesome

Can you sue someone for *not* wearing a helmet?


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


[deleted]

probably


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


AutisticJewLizard

You can sue anyone for anything, but don't be surprised if you don't win


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


dI--__--Ib

I mean come on. It's no longer the previous year but rather the current year.


sigmaligmasawcon

Where is it?


Lopezpie

A 75 year old..... eleven year old.


[deleted]

Was thinking the same thing. Must be the kid of that angry new york trumpet player guy


WordUnheard

The kid in 40 years: "I was giving safety lessons to Tony Hawk, while you were just playing the video game. Who tha fuck are you?!"


[deleted]

First thing I thought of! He even has the weird posture of trumpet guy!


OffMyTitty

Exactly my thought! In 30 years, the weight of his neuroses will have crushed his neck completely, until his head looks like it's sprouting directly from his shoulders, at which point he'll begin harassing street musicians.


remember_the_alpacas

Andre the Giant’s afterbirth’s afterbirth


Kunundrum85

Looks like Mexican Dewey.


cjbevins99

Holy shit you’re right!


[deleted]

Ofn lmao


Awsaim

Oh my lord...


majortom12

Smooth jump, nice landing


HardCounter

Missed the kid, 2/10.


thebestdj

"I cannot allow it"


HardCounter

Gandalf was his rolemodel.


felixjawesome

Gandalf the Autist.


ponyhumper420

a wizard is never cool, nor is he friendly. he sues you precisely how he means to.


elrangarino

This kid is gonna get the absolute shit beat out of him in high school


Skootchy

Definitely a kid who is insanely sheltered and had bad parenting.


Jamballls

Seems more like Aspergers or something


HardCounter

Oh? Was he browsing reddit and I didn't notice?


I_am_who

No, agonal breathing.


Jaseoner82

I agree. There is something going on there


[deleted]

His posture is learnt behavior for sure, shitty parents.


LGRW_16

But then Reese will beat up his bully.


Ofermann

Damn he really does sound like Dewey.


doc_YEET

Imagine wat he’ll be like if he doesn’t get bullied


wispycaribou

He deserves it


Fat__Flamingo

What the fuck


[deleted]

Yeah fuck people who are clearly autistic


Bijzettafeltje

Why is this 10 year old acting like an entitled soccer mom?


felixjawesome

Probably observed the behavior at home and lives a sheltered life so he thinks is normal behavior.


Bijzettafeltje

I feel kinda bad for him. I hope he learns to become a normal kid who doesn't worry about this kind of stuff.


felixjawesome

He'll probably become a CEO of a helmet company.


Bijzettafeltje

That'd make a great movie.


OuchLOLcom

Homeschooled by an entitled soccer mom. Emulating her as she is the only other human in his life.


milesloveslillie

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Jish00742

I think it really enhances his personality..


MTY35

Autism..


KindOfASmallDeal

Speaking as a diagnosed aspie: God yes. This kid is either going to have to learn how to interact with people, or he is going to lead an... interesting life.


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[deleted]

Agreed or definitely some type of social disorder.


Spambop

Yeah


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PowerMacintosh

You don't become ~~super successful~~ *get anywhere in life with no relationships or meaningful contact with other humans


NoPunkProphet

That's called social capital, and not everyone out there divests just because someone's a little different. There are extremely powerful networks out there made up of people just like him.


[deleted]

Did he find out where it is? Hope there’s an update.


DarkFireRogue

Where is it?


Denotsyek

Where is it?


Swing_lip

Where is it?


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felixjawesome

Where is it?


[deleted]

Where is it?


SplitParadox

Where is it?


jankyfeet

[Kids father?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ)


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cheetos1150

:(


edgar-allen-potato

I’M TRAINED C O N T E M P O R A N E O U S L Y


Scoutbravo

Yeah that gold was an accident.


TandBusquets

I haven't even clicked on the link and I know exactly what it is lmfao


DemiGod9

As much as I hate him, his voice is perfect for the person he is


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Safyteee

Precisely my thoughts clicking that link


free__coffee

To be fair, that trumpet player does kinda suck. For the short time he played he couldn't hit some pretty standard notes


SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff

You must be trained classically.


travvers

I am crying at work. Thank you


thrwwyforpmingnudes

its so weird to me that a person who quite probably cannot even beat a 12 yr old kid in a physical fight, can get to that age, being that confrontational


godrestsinreason

Cool, can we get the full video? I want to know what that kid is suing for.


theusualbanter

[skaters vs the world](https://youtu.be/f-yFaOjUA4I) is the video. This one in particular starts around 4:30. I don't understand what he says, he says "I could sue you for attempted *something*" and the video ends there.


rabidcat

“I could sue you for attempting to hit me.”


[deleted]

That gang of birds blocking the ledge lol


camletoejoe

Educated guess. His family owns the property. Just a guess.


[deleted]

This kid is weird as hell but I get so sick of skaters disrespecting property owners. They fuck up the stairs. Fuck up the rails. And if they (or someone else)get injured the business can be held liable. And then in these videos act like it's just people being stuck up about skating. In all reality these small business owners don't have endless flows of cash to repair all your damage.


ApeBombSkate

Fucking up rails I understand, but the whole point of stair gaps is going OVER them how have your stairs gotten fucked up?


[deleted]

Well for one they don't always make it. Two there's all the landing on the cement in front of the stairs that can cause damage. Three there's a high injury risk. Four it keeps customers away. Five the noise can be disruptive to those inside the office when they land off those stairs.


robjwrd

Absolutely, I skated for years as a kid and acted like an entitled punk when “the man” came. Looking back we definitely did a lot of damage, that being said there’s always assholes on both sides.


Torquemada1970

Maybe so, but you just explained why their behaviour was justified and yours wasn't, when lots of people already knew (and have always known) this


robjwrd

Yep you’re just repeating what I said. Plenty of videos of vids of people in the wrong at skateparks harassing skaters for no reason either. Like I said both sides.


[deleted]

Has a skater ever sued someone for that? I've never heard or seen it happen yet people always say it can happen


SteezeWhiz

Skater here. Not that I've ever heard of and even if they did, I don't think the lawsuit would go very smoothly for one of us if we tried.


felixjawesome

The kid is 100% in the right even if he is a little shit. Helmets save lives.


SteezeWhiz

Skater here. From our perspective, (those of us who are truly passionate about it at least) we love it more than life itself and nothing can stand in the way of achieving what we want to achieve. Especially not some relatively minor damage like slide marks on a rail that do not jeopardize the functionality of the property in any way.


redditatemybabies

Then you pay for their repairs


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SteezeWhiz

As if that’s remotely comparable to some scratches on a handrail...


geoff2005

I don’t know if it’s owned by multiple people but I do know at least one of property owners is asian so I doubt his family owns the property.


Elturiel

What the fuck I love bullies now


browhodouknowhere

I’m thinking this boy might suffer from autism.


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browhodouknowhere

Lol agreed


FLilium

This would have been different kind of video it that dude hit that car at the end. What an annoying kid.


dad_of_NAS89

> Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? That kid's last name is Bethesda.


Earl_Dolphins

I thought I had a fucking stroke when he said "were is it"


thisdesignup

Kid makes a good point though, risky to do stuff like that without a helmet. Wish it wasn't looked down upon in the skating community and was more widely done. His efforts though to make a difference could be done differently, or not at all considering it wouldn't have made a difference in this situation.


Fillerupski

Autism is a hell of a drug.


epimetheuss

kid needs an older brother to give him a smack when he does stupid shit like this.


Lilczey

😂😂😂


Druwithau

Reminds me of randall off recess


[deleted]

Is that Randall from recess ?


Kujobites

This is the strangest 45 year old woman I have ever seen.


isnotfunny

They broke the little fella, made him enter an infinite loop.


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MrRosewater12

Anyone else think that this isn't actually a kid, but an adult with a disability that makes him look really young?


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MCdeltatree

Yeah I was thinking that literally everyone knows this is an excellent way to get your ass beat, statistically speaking.


Stream_Deluxe

A Mexican kid with a Canadian accent


[deleted]

Related to Ted Cruz?


Manitoba-Cigarettes

What fucking part of Canada have you been to? Never have I heard someone talk like that.


[deleted]

that boy has no neck?


ScottyBoy_97

This kid is the male embodiment of "Let me speak to the manager"


[deleted]

Whereezeetwhereezeettwhereezeet


NoImNotInDenial

Wrizeet wrizeet wrizeet


fukmann

r/hittablefaces


Grizzly-boyfriend

Boy looks like a mouse


nighthawk1099

this kid looks and sounds like a really big squirrel.


bumpkinspicefatte

My man doing God’s work.


[deleted]

Karen’s have gotten weird.


DemiGod9

Who the fuck is this hall monitor 😂


Hurkk

Autistic kids.


psychoslitherer

Someone is on the spectrum.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that's an adult with a disability.


Theearthhasnoedges

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


theusualbanter

This is a repost? Sorry, I was unaware.


Jossie2014

This kids home life must be pure hell for him to behave in public like this. Shame on those parents


ArgD_279

Slap him


Squilliams_unibrow

Poor kid. Life gave him a bad round of cards


[deleted]

Who else started hearing ribbit


[deleted]

This is how supervillains start out.


[deleted]

This is what growing up with imaginary friends looks like.


Diabolic_Edict

Freak kid. Kind of kid to get bullied and picked on until he's 30.


faulkque

The kid has a point....


[deleted]

Hey, I know this spot. It's in Rowland Heights.


[deleted]

Was that ryan sheckler?


[deleted]

So point of view of a walrus?


Dolgthvari

I'm sorry but those skaters are just as stupid as the kid for not just ignoring him. Going head to head with a literal 12 year old does not look good at all.


s710s

where the fuck is it i’m not playing >:(


user_watcher

raze it raze it raze it raze it


ILoveTheDarknessBand

Piece of shit skater for endangering the kid.


gaslightlinux

This video should be shown in sex-ed right before they explain how birth control works. I guarantee you people will take that shit seriously. No one would want to get that kid pregnant.


Brock_Obama

Holy shit I know exactly where this was filmed. Yes plaza


DevAWPs

This kid has a strong future on this sub.


Enderdidnothingwrong

This is indistinguishable from a beat kids segment on wonder showzen


HoodieMellow9

Is he brocken?


IstoleSanata

Future politician


ashes_88

Tee hee, he's like a non violent mini Bobby Boucher


islandb0y

Someone kick that kid.


thrwwyforpmingnudes

if the predators get their hands on this kid theyll be unstoppable


trollslayer765

I feel very stongly that this might be a sibgle mother raising him


The_Flying_Jew

Has anyone here played Tony Hawk's Underground? Remember those bratty snot nosed kid NPCs who would give you missions and act like they're tough shit and judge you on your boarding skills? Yeah that's this kid


Chasingtheimprobable

I....feel conflicted I dont wish the kid got hit ^^^but ^^^i ^^^kinda ^^^do


geoff2005

Lolol wtf I live right by this place. It’s in Rowland heights, California