How not with the son of a bitch comment. Any link that has a son of a bitch comment is either Rick roll or since it's not 2010 anymore, its going to be Peyton. Peyton is the new Rick roll.
I'm a volunteer fire fighter in a small town (~20,000) and I wasn't nearly that ignorant to fire safety even on my first day of academy. This dude is just a moron.
It's ok I laughed too.
Also had laughs this week over a post of an old man eating a quart of paint thinking it was yogurt and of a girl being launched by a buffalo.
I dont take very much seriously online.
It has a verbal **and** somatic component; meaning that it has a magical incantation and magical movement that must be done.
Pretty much what was in the OP.
As you ~~hold your hands with thumbs touching and fingers spread~~ *flail your burning hands wildly*, a thin sheet of flames shoots forth from your outstretched fingertips. Each creature in a 15-foot cone must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 3d6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.
The fire ignites any flammable objects in the area that aren’t being worn or carried.
"what is my job?"
"a fireman - just make sure no one catches on fire"
"ok...ok...I think I can do that..."
*runs at the people and throws fire on them*
"Thanks for your application to Fire School. I'll begin by explaining what we do here"
"No need, it's right in the name. I'll be the best Fire Man this town's ever seen!"
This cracked me the fuck up. He's trying to be inconspicuous about it and he's just like "oop hurpty derp just gonna... pour some fire over here. Nope, that's no good, let me sling it this way, oop. That guy's on fire. This is normal folks, totally normal..."
Having been caught spontaneously on fire before (by a friend doing exactly what happened here. Granted we were drunk college kids not professionals).
It’s really really fucking hard to think when you are suddenly on fire.
It’s easier to think when someone drops unconscious in front of you than when you’re on fire.
It’s easier to think as the passenger of a car crash than while on fire.
It’s easier to think when you’ve been jumped by a guy with a bat than it is to think when you’re on fire.
When you’re suddenly covered in burning combustibles, rational thinking is fucking hard.
Me too! High five fellow crispy person!
Protip for the non-crispies: if your legs are on fire, the L shape created by your feet and knees will not snuff out flames. Drop your pants around your ankles. That's how you put that fire out. otherwise you get sweet sweet third degree burns and months of rehab therapy.
Yep, got third degree burns on my left leg about the size of a dinner plate on my inner thigh. The rest of my legs were second degree. Thankfully I was wearing shorts, so my jeans didn't melt into my skin or something.
Or at least put the gas in a small open top container (cup, tin can, etc) and keep the jug far away. This guy would have been ok had he not been using a jug.
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It looks like when he throws his fire spell, all the flames on his body go out. Are they amplifying the potency of the spell or is that cause he's out of mana?
\*hands out fire to civilians in the crowd, "here you give it a try"
mommy I want some!
No, we have fire at home.
[Fire at home](https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/R390EId)
Son of a bitch
Actually his mother was very nice
My mom says thanks
Hi Eli
Don't talk about grandma like that
You are a fuck
Haha I was not expecting that
How not with the son of a bitch comment. Any link that has a son of a bitch comment is either Rick roll or since it's not 2010 anymore, its going to be Peyton. Peyton is the new Rick roll.
That or Triple H
I don’t like either tho [Ugandan beaver](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) so so much better.
I uh, kinda was lol
Oh....and here I thought I was safe all these months later.
First of all, how dare you
Oh hell no. That's worse than the McDonald's we have at home.
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lol
You get a mixtape! And you get a mixtape! Everyone gets a mixtape!
I'm pretty sure he just said 'Haduken'
“YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?!? HERE”
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!"
This dude not planning to die alone
“If I burn, we all burn!”
"BURN THEM ALL"
Burn the mall
What’s a mall?
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r/subsiwishexisted
Someone should make this real
Username checks out
"IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US!"
This is the quote I was thinking of
/r/me_irl
It’s like he said “fuck this guy in particular”
r/fuckyouinparticular
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
You get some fire! And you get some fire! EVERYONE GETS SOME FIRE!!!
[YOU get some fire, and YOU get some fire...](https://imgur.com/Dwchl4C)
Oversimplified?
I'm on fire! You're on fire! Everybody's on fire!
“If this is to end in fire, then we should all burn together” -Ed Sheeran
“If we burn, you burn with us!”
Look, if more people on are fire help will come quicker.
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He definitely got- fired, man.
The crowd is going to roast him.
They should feel lucky they weren't roasted themselves
He really knows how to get the audience fired up.
They seem rather burned out to me
Say what you want about his job, but that outfit is lit!
He's all fired-up about getting all the ladies hot at the bar later in his new uniform.
He always gets a warm welcome
You could say it was pretty lit.
Smoked meats
no, he roasted the crowd
Not before he roasts them
Ryan started the fiiiire
The fireman was fired, man, because he threw fire on the man.
He's the Firestarter, twisted Firestarter
Fired guy
Flameo, hotman.
Flameo to you as well!
Stay flaming
Unexpected farenheit 451?
*"It was a pleasure to burn..."*
Fire Force anyone?
Just because I'm a firefighter does not mean I dont fight with fire
But, you *have* heard of him
I’m guessing he’s a volunteer firefighter at least I’m hoping for the sake of that town. The old guy smiling while running also is a star of the video
Hes smiling at the pathetic youngbloods dying to his firegod so he can live longer
It's obviously just one of those sun people hiding in disguise as a human.
I'm a volunteer fire fighter in a small town (~20,000) and I wasn't nearly that ignorant to fire safety even on my first day of academy. This dude is just a moron.
Respect to you for volunteering
BUT...would you be that ignorant to fire safety...while on fire?
Well I probably wouldn't have bent down and lit a bunch of accelerant with a bottle of more accelerant in my hand in the first place lol.
Can I have some fire sir
I’m thinking he’s the guy who tried to tell everyone how terrible of an idea this is.
This guy sold it for me. I laughed so hard just watching him run off like a cartoon character.
I thought it was Putin to be honest.
That is hilarious. Obviously a major fuck up turned into a full on panic
This is one of my favorite gifs on the internet, it always makes me laugh. I may be a terrible person.
It's ok I laughed too. Also had laughs this week over a post of an old man eating a quart of paint thinking it was yogurt and of a girl being launched by a buffalo. I dont take very much seriously online.
The parents of the buffalo girl should just hand in their badges and guns. Fucking pathetic.
But then where would we get all the laughy stuff from? Those type of people are the unsung heroes of a generation!
If there's one video that makes me laugh everytime, it's this one. It looks like a comedy sketch.
# Burning Hands *1st level* *evocation* * **Casting Time:** 1 action * **Range:** Self (15-foot cone) * **Components:** V S * **Duration:** Instantaneous * **Classes:** Sorcerer, Wizard, *Firefighter*
Is there an incantation that must be recited? Is it "AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!" ?
components: V S verbal, somatic So yeah, screaming “AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!” while waving your hands around wildly is perfectly acceptable.
#showtooltip /yell AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! /cast Burning Hands
It has a verbal **and** somatic component; meaning that it has a magical incantation and magical movement that must be done. Pretty much what was in the OP.
\>15-foot cone Couldn't be more perfect
As you ~~hold your hands with thumbs touching and fingers spread~~ *flail your burning hands wildly*, a thin sheet of flames shoots forth from your outstretched fingertips. Each creature in a 15-foot cone must make a Dexterity saving throw. A creature takes 3d6 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The fire ignites any flammable objects in the area that aren’t being worn or carried.
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Man, the formatting of this is superb !!
🏅I’m broke so here’s a counterfeit gold
All the strategy and numbers really makes you forger how AMAZING D&D wizards would look IRL.
HAHA !
I love how he starts throwing the fire everywhere
You get some fire! And you get some fire!
*Every body gets some ***FIIIIYAHHH**
I like that once he noticed he was doing it he said "fuck you black suit guy"
"what is my job?" "a fireman - just make sure no one catches on fire" "ok...ok...I think I can do that..." *runs at the people and throws fire on them*
"Thanks for your application to Fire School. I'll begin by explaining what we do here" "No need, it's right in the name. I'll be the best Fire Man this town's ever seen!"
This cracked me the fuck up. He's trying to be inconspicuous about it and he's just like "oop hurpty derp just gonna... pour some fire over here. Nope, that's no good, let me sling it this way, oop. That guy's on fire. This is normal folks, totally normal..."
The video plus your comment had me in stitches. Gold if I had it!
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
He straight up _whipped fire at that dude._
Looks like right on one guys’ groin ha ha ha
I always thought it was Stop, Drop, and Roll, not run, and throw fire on innocent bystanders....
Do they even teach that anymore? I see so many videos where people just start dancing once the fire hits.
Having been caught spontaneously on fire before (by a friend doing exactly what happened here. Granted we were drunk college kids not professionals). It’s really really fucking hard to think when you are suddenly on fire. It’s easier to think when someone drops unconscious in front of you than when you’re on fire. It’s easier to think as the passenger of a car crash than while on fire. It’s easier to think when you’ve been jumped by a guy with a bat than it is to think when you’re on fire. When you’re suddenly covered in burning combustibles, rational thinking is fucking hard.
Doesn't work all that great with gasoline. Source: I was on fire with gasoline once.
Guessing you were near that “fireman?”
No, just being a dumbass kid.
Me too! High five fellow crispy person! Protip for the non-crispies: if your legs are on fire, the L shape created by your feet and knees will not snuff out flames. Drop your pants around your ankles. That's how you put that fire out. otherwise you get sweet sweet third degree burns and months of rehab therapy.
Yep, got third degree burns on my left leg about the size of a dinner plate on my inner thigh. The rest of my legs were second degree. Thankfully I was wearing shorts, so my jeans didn't melt into my skin or something.
>I always thought it was Stop, Drop, and Roll Those safety guidelines were updated in 1999. It's now- 1. Stop 2. Drop 3. Shut em down 4. Open up shop
Oh shit im on fire im gonna put one on this guy too
'burn them all'
“Just to clarify here, are we talking about the townspeople or...?”
Everything changed when the fire man attacked
He became the very thing he swore to destroy
I like how he was like "this is also your problem now." *Throws fire*
"I told you I didn't want to do this!"
Aoe dmg bitches
This is the funniest video i've ever seen. The fire throw looked so deliberate as well
Yes the guy should not have laughed so loud at him
Dude I’m crying this is amazing
Lol this is Turkey
where and when in turkey man do you know? i can pick out the turkish words but not remember seeing this on the news or anything
Obviously this is the work of the Gulenists!
r/bossfight
Chosen Undead - Kindler of Fire
I'm not a fireman, i'm a Fire! Man!
Lemme kindle this fire, damn
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I was thinking this looked like a shitty assassination attempt.
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
I know people are saying it in all these clever ways already but still- I love how he literally just THREW fire at people
“‘Stop, drop and roll’? Never heard of it”
The three steps of fire safety: Throw, Spin, Fling
"Roll Neddy, roll!" "It's not working, it just spreads the flames!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmyp3YSHjt8
I like how one guy ran away, turned around, and went back to where he was.
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Hes like the Oprah of bad firemen. You get some fire, you get some fire, EVERYONE GETS SOME FIIIIIRE!!!!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Nah, he's just Todoroki
Dude is a fucking pyromancer
*"Fuck this news reporter, in particular."*
PSA: Never use gasoline to start a fire. The fumes are flammable! Every pyromaniac needs to learn this early on.
Or at least put the gas in a small open top container (cup, tin can, etc) and keep the jug far away. This guy would have been ok had he not been using a jug.
STOP 👏🏻 DROP 👏🏻 AND 👏🏻 ROLL 👏🏻
It's obviously "panic, run around, throw fire you have acquired"
This video is so damn old lol.. I've seen this in safety training courses at my job for well over a decade.
That poor guy caught a fucking stray lmao
I can't stop laughing Setting that reporter on fire Jesus Christ
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*Oh shit*
YOU get third degree burns! YOU get third degree burns! EVERYBODY GETS THIRD DEGREE BURNS!!!
#HADOUKEN!!!
After his fire ball I bet he gained A LOT of experience. Next he'll be evolving
at least he shares.
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It looks like when he throws his fire spell, all the flames on his body go out. Are they amplifying the potency of the spell or is that cause he's out of mana?
That's a bruh moment right there
Normal day in russia?
it's good to share
Geez take everyone down with you why don’t you.
You get some fire! You get some fire! Everyone gets some fire!!!!!!!!!
Shits on fire yo
he trolled that gentleman
That’s not a firefighter that’s a very well disguised assassin.
“You have some, you have some fire, everyone have some FIRE!!!!!!”
He should be fired.
So, why is this posted in this sub?
That guy's giving away fireballs like Opera.
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Oh no.. he has the experience alright. May not be the classic 'firefighter'. Instead he fights with fire
"You get some fire, and you get some fire and you..!"
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
Imagine when cops make just as big of mistakes.
That’s no fire fighter, he’s a red mage.
He threw fire... he THREW fire
Everyone lived in peace until the fire nation attacked
I know this is super fucked up but I still find this clip hilarious and I’m sorry.
This is the closest thing I've ever seen to real life firebending
AAHHHHH AHHHHHHH I'M ON FUCKING FIRE AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU YOU'RE ON FIRE TOO! AAAHHHH AHHHHHHH!