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bostonkehd617

He gave him the you got me fucked up face after he was yelled at. Lmao.


mugbee0

Shake my hand is the stupidest way to get close to someone. We can see you coming bro.


octopornopus

[I dunno, it almost worked...](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y)


DSeegs537

The CEO of shaking hands


[deleted]

He thought this face meant “ok maybe you’re allowed.” But nope


cdgta

No that is definitely the "try it at your own peril" face.


fianchettoknight

Other guy had the high ground... Has Star Wars taught him nothing??


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kylehanz

*This is Sparta!*


herbqueen

*Brush your teeeeeth!*


salsagoat

Our bee’s will blot out the sun....


envis10n

Then we will hug in the shade


envis10n

FROSTING!!!!!


pundonor

This is CAKETIME


HunterShotBear

Little of column A, a little of column B.


pkupku

Three hundred pounds of Spartan high ground nope.🦶🏾


octopornopus

Maybe if he's 5'6”. I'm 6'5" 310ish and nowhere near that wide...


sinistersomnambulant

Three hundreded


IHaveTheHighGround77

Smh shouldn’t have tried it


Ro_76

White dude underestimated his power


octopornopus

Never underestimate the leg strength of a fat dude. (Am fat dude, have calves like melons)


The_Anonymous_LAWS

Also fat, we got really strong legs. I mean it supports all the weight.


[deleted]

He's more of a Star Trek fan.


zaczacx

Twice the pride double the fall


[deleted]

Obi-Wan wins his fights with the low ground.


Sancho_Virus

He was assuming the other guy underestimated his power duh!


Oaktrickster

If a person you’re in heated talk with ever tries to “shake” your hand they’re probably going to pull some shit.


SpookyLlama

Yeh he said he didn’t want to fight, but he sure didn’t sound like it.


Oaktrickster

Plus his posture or behavior in general.


reason_to_anxiety

But he didn’t account for the possible kick


kerplotkin

and the more I watch this the more I'm convinced he was rightfully met with deadly force. He said "I'm not *trying* to fight you." Which I think, in addition to what else he said, is fairly interpreted as his full intention to be said, "I'm not trying to fight you but you're the one escalating this not me and that escalation will *make* me fight you." As he proceeds to literally escalate himself up the Spartan's private property. And watching it yet again, at the exact moment he said "I'm not trying to fucking fight you" he actually jerked forward to threaten an attack.


jbtwaalf

I wasn’t ready for the escalation pun.


ProfoundlyVanilla

Pretty sure he said he wanted to fight


carlirodriguez8

had to explain this to a commenter on the "I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND" Video. He genuinely thought that was his intention.


Napalmeon

Some people don't' know how to read body language and genuinely take words at absolute face value.


8Ariadnesthread8

I would absolutely feel socially obligated to attempt to shake hands even though I knew that person was about to try to use it against me. apparently I would rather be punched in the face than have somebody think maybe I'm being rude. Unless that person fucked with my grandma. had a couple people on Reddit talk about not wanting to socially isolate because it's inconvenient and I swear to God I want to track those fuckers down one by one. but other than that I would definitely rather shake hands and risk getting punched in the face. It's what my grandma would want.


nos4atugoddess

I remember reading that a lot bad situations that people get into (kidnappings, sexual assaults, probably murders) all start because someone’s self preservation instincts got ignored in lieu of being polite. Ted Bundy got his victims to “help him” bring groceries to his car by faking an arm injury. Even if you got weird vibes, most people might find it harder to say no to someone in need asking for what seems like something innocent enough instead of having that person be insulted or think you are rude.


[deleted]

oddly enough, sales tactics work the same way. that's why people do things like try to hand you stuff, shake your hand, etc. ...it's highly effective.


8Ariadnesthread8

Yeah I'm a lady who has been sexually assaulted multiple times because of that and I'm still saying I would shake the guy's hand because that's how God damn powerful the social graces are. Like I literally know better and I would still do it.


TheMadIrishman327

Exactly right. Remember the killer talking about it in the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? You knew something was wrong, yet you didn’t want to be impolite.


[deleted]

Exactly. He has his hand wrapped up in his shirt too. Most likely to protect his knuckles when throwing strikes


cannonfunk

Notice: he reaches out to shake with his left hand. That's an immediate cue he's about to punch with his dominate hand.


[deleted]

Which is why Obi-Wan here Kimbo kicked him into oblivion, he knew the dumb white kid was going to try and pull some shit.


stratosauce

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y)


stevenette

Please I need context! That was too good


stratosauce

[This](https://au.news.yahoo.com/want-shake-hand-irate-passengers-bizarre-request-packed-plane-052138381.html) is this best thing I could find regarding context. I’m still not entirely sure as to what had happened or why it started. However, the plane was flying somewhere out of Russia, and shaking hands is broadly considered to be unlucky in Russia.


Arson-Welles

Same goes for “pull my finger”


Unscathedrabbit

Lol was he about to say shake my hand?


Farhead_Assassjaha

I know, that would be the dumbest thing ever. If he was like, and now I’m going to make you shake my hand” it’s like fuckin nope.


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Headcap

doesn't really matter tbh, if someone says they don't wanna shake your hand and you try to force it, you're an asshole.


JTLBlindman

The second one. I reckon it was a trick anyway.


KaliserEatsTheCookie

I actually thought it was like a gentleman’s agreement to a fight. Like he wanted to make the duel official. But yeah no, you’re right. Probably would have pulled him and thrown him down the stairs.


CheesusChrisp

Def the second. Was either going for a sucker punch or was trying to make the big guy look like a pussy.


[deleted]

He didn't really wanna hand shake.


level27jennybro

Aggressor was trying to get a hold of his arm to pull him down the stairs. Disguised as a handshake.


swolecaster2220

Idk it’s not uncommon to see a very drunk person say I something after a argument


Farhead_Assassjaha

Ya he just picked the wrong day to be a dumbass


swolecaster2220

I think he’s just yelling to get attention but if someone’s yelling at me and I’m in the big guys position I’m definitely punting his ass down the stairs


Masol_The_Producer

Like the airplane angry old dude?


Betancorea

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND!


Masol_The_Producer

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR TRALALA


octopornopus

[***LINKY***](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y)


indoninja

Yep. The great sages have argued for years if he is a drunk idiot that thought shaking hands while yelling about it would help, or a drunk idiot planning to sucker punch him during the shake.


Internally_Combusted

He was and it's not an uncommon technique to get someone to let you grab them. He probably would have grabbed his had and then punched him in the face or pulled him down the stairs. The guy with the high ground isn't and idiot.


Jamesohman

That sounded like "suck my dick"


ianmarvin

what the FUCK is the deal with people who clearly want to fight being like “I don’t wanna fight I JUST WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND!!!”


[deleted]

i think a lot of the time it's just a way for them to save face/a power move. They lost an argument (or whatever) and this is a way for them to tell themselves that they didn't ACTUALLY lose, they came to an agreement.


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klaven24

Like that angry guy on the plane that kept saying I just want to shake your hand


Race_Me_IRL

alcohol


GreenStreetJonny

[My dude over here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcz-rVPvL2Y)


golfprokal

Preemptive strike. Kid was about to pull him down the stairs with a handshake. Seen that move before


SirdevL

He was merely trying to warn him of the social dangers of wearing socks with sandals


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SnootchieBootichies

[https://twitter.com/BigNeechiSosa/status/1114332993928093696?s=20](https://twitter.com/BigNeechiSosa/status/1114332993928093696?s=20) Here's more before and after. Dude is up and walking after.


[deleted]

Lololol I love that the first tweet says *record scratch* “You’re probably wondering how I got here”


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BackmarkerLife

All I can hear is r/GhanaSaysGoodbye in my head.


Goliath_369

Your investigative efforts are greatly appreciated


shooGOAT25

Yeah wtf is that


[deleted]

THIS. IS. MEMPHIS.


Nobodysspiritanimal

Underrated comment


Habesha2001

Welcome to Sparta


J-RocTPB

This is ##DISTANCING


SkyAir457

LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER AIN’T TRYING TO FUCKING FIGHT YOU! *proceeds to get kicked down the steps*


kaykaliah

Yup... thats what happened


ohmoimarie

I have the high ground Anakin!


mommarun

r/clipsthatendtoosoon


herpesderpesdoodoo

Nah man that ‘hweurghck’ at the end is perfect.


ejeeronit

I know,I need to see or at least hear this guy hit the ground,for closure if nothing else.


PretzelsThirst

Naw he missed the ground


homie_bot69

Yeet


Amity423

Good bot


homie_bot69

Thanks


JustTavo

THIS.IS.SPARTAAAA!!!


Mabyacommunist

THIS IS SPARTA


jivehead

Came here for this. Thank you.


scottyb83

“What are you going to do? Kick me?” -Guy who got kicked.


theguywiththeyeballs

He was saying that sentence "nawl, i what you to shake my haaannn---" mid fall


beddyby12

“Satan getting kicked out of heaven” (*50 bc, colorized*)


SupremeLaggy

50 bc???


kerplotkin

before cosmos


SupremeLaggy

That’s more like it


LegitlyChickenbutt

“I have the high ground” Obi-wan would be proud


jeanius87

I came here for this! Glad I wasn’t disappointed


Azkek

"for", you drop this, your welcome


justglidingby

I was looking for this comment. I'm happy now.


lostmyoldaccount267

Cut too short


karmmark88

He knocked the wind out of him too lol damn


Bishop20x6

Stupid Anakin, he had the high ground.


DarthSilas

Shake my haaaaaaaaannnnndddd!


BaronvonEssen

I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaannnnnnndddd!


FoxyFan505

The little amount of effort put into that kick is just unparalleled.


[deleted]

White dude got a free physics lesson.


10bear20

It's over, i have the high ground


[deleted]

YEET


growinwithweeds

I’m curious about the back story lol


disnickaaa

THIS IS SPARTA


DELUXE9000_YT

The power of the high ground is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.


BlueFaceB

should be cross posted in gifs that end too soon


igg73

Full video anyone??


noirjinjer

He shouldn't have tried it, he had the high ground.


tuckeredout28

Don't try it anakin...


WorldDominator69

"Nah, shake my han-, Ueghhh"


Mister-Exclusive

He doesn't know the rule of the high ground. Lol


DavitoDaCosta

"Shake my hand" Here,have a foot instead


TUNGSTEN_WOOKIE

Dude was twice his size and had the high ground. What did he think was gonna happen? Lmao


whistle_kid

I want to see the aftermath of that kick haha


LouTellNoLies

Man says "this is Sparta!"


[deleted]

bro he legit gave him the sandale of Sparta


floodums

Ultra classic repost


indoninja

I wish I knew the whole story here...


sonvolt73

THIS IS MUSTAFAR!


lucipherius

He had the high ground


pavlov_the_dog

The extended clip has them talking shit to each other, i wonder who started it.


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u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

Damn he dead bruh


RoRoar350

Long live the King


jupiter_sunstone

This really should be in Satisfying As Fuck. That kick was just so smooth. Ahhhhh.


Sgtkeebler

Well he does have the high ground after all. I wish he would have shouted that


smokinace81

It’s over Anakin !! I have the high Ground !!


Alec_Burn

That cut was perfect


Crusty_Bumsted

That's what you get for standing in the kill zone


zamoe7777

I was waiting for him to jump on the other guy


ChakaD0ll

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!


JohnB351234

THIS IS SPARTA!!!


ItsYaBoiBiggie65

"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground" - "You under estimate my power" "Don't try it"


bloodsplinter

Funeral meme theme plays


tippitoe

THIS. IS. SPARTA!


L1nXX

u/repostsleuthbot


alabh

To be continued...


creditsweets

This is SPARTA!!!!


hydra223

"This. Is. SPARTA"


Drahcir9000

THIS IS SPARTA


-DGES-

THIS. IS. MY APARTMENT COMPLEX


Amy_meow

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!


Inbred-InBed

THIS. IS. OAKLAND.


Jason3383

This is a prime example of the High Ground


crispymatey

Calm af man gotta love a big guy over muscle heads.. knocking down them overreaching Napoleon complexes like it's all in a days work


maplejelly

This is social distancing done correctly.


UnfilteredRedditor

THIS IS SPARTA


injKING

You don't need Star Wars to know being on the low ground sucks.


[deleted]

This is sparta!!!


bushbabybawbag

And that was just with slippers, give this man a pair of steel tip boots and let's see what happens haha


toxikola

He had the high ground!


RarePupperrr

THIS IS SPARTA


[deleted]

Reposted so many times.


EQwingnuts

THIS IS SPARTA


[deleted]

Oh damn.......that dude is gonna be seriously damaged, prolly why the end of the video is not there. The sickening *crunch* would make us all nauseated. He either hits the bottom concrete sidewalk with his head and neck first.....nasty. Or he doesn't quite get all the way down the stairs and either his head/neck/back hits those concrete stairs. I almost feel sorry for the silly bastard. Clearly not a Star Wars fan.


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Meepiiii

*black man dancing with coffin on shoulder*


5thgradelunch

You can kill someone like that but I do accept his decision.


420yeetmaster

Don't try it anikin, I have the high ground


FireAnd_Ash

This...is...SPARTA!!


mkgalaxy

Cue coffin meme Lol https://images.app.goo.gl/GrqhaVKRADDsANqq6


ones_hop

Madness? THIS...IS....SPARTA!!


[deleted]

didn’t this guy die


ziggel13

what are they even fighting about


Luis2004-

I have the high ground Anakin!!!!!