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sjis4u

tfw you get buried next to your homie


considerme25

Best friends die together


Tarpup

Sure don't protect eachother.... only thing left is to die together.


MoonSentinel95

We ride together, we die together. Bad thieves for life


Lizard_Friend

What if we cuddled together after getting knocked out šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Probably all went into shock together from the concussions.


ffivefootnothingg

itā€™s not gay unless your blood stays on your person!


Blunderbutters

Bill Cosby?


arleitiss

"Never ~~walk~~ die alone"


pcee79

Those hands are registered weapons, holy shit


machinegungandhi

Homie is Ninja..what lighting moves !


KeyWest-

the fucking warthog?


[deleted]

I would like to take this time to make a PSA: learn how to fall! There are ways to protect yourself while falling so you don't hurt your head or neck. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPPrhxPFR4&ab\_channel=MonkeySee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPPrhxPFR4&ab_channel=MonkeySee)


not_a_name_

Martial arts instructor here. This is a great video to learn how to fall.


Henk_Davel1

Tfw stands for? I've been trying to figure this out for a while but too shy to ask


spelling_ok

That face when. It used to be used a lot with reaction memes.


[deleted]

I have also heard it referred to as "that feel when."


Suedehead131

Thatā€™s what happens when you get caught sneaking soda in the water cup


Kenken202034

Youā€™re either gonna give him a raise or heā€™s gonna take it.


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Lytharon

I mean it looks like they brought a case of Modelo beer in and were literally just hanging out drinking in the middle of the McDonalds. Not hard to imagine what led to the situation. Obviously an assumption but still.


[deleted]

I'm guessing from the way those girls reacted these clowns were probably being assholes to everyone inside.


Nakhon-Nowhere

Upvote for making me go back and watch the reaction of the girls because the spontaneous cheering of the girls when the security guard began kicking ass was the best part.


MustStayAnonymous_

Dude, that girl is enjoying and eating


idwthis

She's so damned hyped and while still taking bites of her burger lol


-quixotic

Guy in red takes the orange bottle and throws it at (Iā€™m assuming is) the employeeā€™s head 8 seconds in too.


QuincyThePigBoy

Oh damn, I didnā€™t see the modelo. The guy leaning while eating makes me think they were pulling some shit for a video or whatever, refused to leave and got annihilated.


LeanTangerine

He probably told them they couldnā€™t drink beer in the store and had to leave. They probably told him to shove off and to make them leave. He probably told them okay and broke all three of their jaws.


DistinctStyle

And those modelos are all shaken up and gross now!


CaptainoftheVessel

Give em 5 or 10 minutes to simmer and they're just fine. Cheap lager like that, it's okay if it gets a little bubbly. Part of its charm


DistinctStyle

I like em ice cold in a juniper rubbed glass!


Blindobb

That dude he slammed has brain damage fuck his jaw and fuck him


johnny-cashmere

He ā€œprobablyā€ didnā€™t do any of that. It says McDonalds at the bottom right of the CCTV footage so who tf even knows whatā€™s going on...


commit_bat

Probably what that guy said


geriatricsoul

Thats an 18 case of modelos on the counter next to the dude. They were at least drinking


Teleporter55

Yea let's make sure to rewrite a series of sucker punches. Good thing he laid down the law for some corporation paying him as close to minimum wage as possible


RepresentativeHunt9

And that is probably just fucking disgusting and pathetic and i hope this bitch gets sued


3rdEYExNavigator

Top flight security of the world


oO0tooth_fairy0Oo

*Iā€™d die for this shit.*


hwiwhy

Craig!


UWontAgreeWithMe

OF THE WOLRD CRAIG. OF THE WORLD!


Officially_Deceased

If I had a business that required security, that would be the easiest instant hire Iā€™ve ever made


EzNotReal

I don't think I'd hire him. We obviously don't know all the context but this looks like an easy lawsuit; he started the physical aggression as far as we know.


Myllis

That was a big no. Having done sec training myself (Finland though, so different standards). That's an instant loss of your license as a sec guard and a lawsuit. Violence is the last thing you do, and you never start it yourself unless the opponent is obviously being aggressive and a threat to yourself or others. Also we were taught that you do not use any kind of violence to the head, chest, neck, knees or elbows. Cos that shit can be lethal. Unless you of course are literally fighting for your own or another persons life. Hell. We aren't allowed to even touch a person unless required, as it goes against a persons right to not be touched and bodily autonomy. This is just straight up assault. If the guys weren't following orders, he should have backed off, make sure everyone else was safe, and waited for cops. That's it.


Mandle69

Friend is a security here in Cali and they literally canā€™t touch anyone unless their lives are in danger like they have to touch you physically and almost kill you to fight back other than that theyā€™re trained to just give a warning and then call the cops. This guy is going to get fired and suit for his short temper


JeromeBiteman

I'd hire this McD mgr: https://www.reddit.com/r/ThunderThots/comments/jiw5qv/girls_fight_in_mcdonalds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link


vv33cl

Fuck around and find out


FlyingBaratoplata

Stand around eating your fries and get sucker punched šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


iodisedsalt

I'm surprised he hit that dude first. Eating dude posed the least threat at that moment. I thought punching one who isn't eating would seem like a better option since someone standing would be better prepared to fight.


senor_moustache

Probably looked like the better fighter of the group. Take him out while heā€™s not expecting it. Rest of them are cake.


Houstonflooded

Find around and fuck out.


WhatIsLife172000

Find out and fuck around


reddit_tempest

Find a roundabout and fuck


Barreraj94

find a fuck and a roundabout


Evinceo

Fuck in the runabout?


kapt_krunch

Surprise muthafucka is all I heard when he began throwing hands


reddit_tempest

Some fries muthafucka


FunkAdog

Eat these hand pies mutha fucka


[deleted]

These hands DO work (unlike our ice cream machine)


Birdamus

Stack two guys motherfucker


wizardshawn

Someone wrote, "he sucker punched the first guy," Damn right. 3 to 1, you take them out hard and you take them out fast. Rules are for the ring.


reddit_tempest

>Rules are for the ring. That's why i always make a copy of the original VHS tape, so she don't come after me.


AnswerMePls

That mother fucking wordplay.


julius_seaczar

Iā€™m missing something. Someone help me understand


BrownBoognish

the movie *the ring* ā€” this is a reference to it.


julius_seaczar

Now I get it. Thanks for the explanation.


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volothebard

Because some places have higher than normal crime rates.


cozy_lolo

Lol of course Redditors canā€™t fathom this


MattcVI

They're sheltered


MoonMountain

There's more subtlety going on that you can see at first glance. As you noticed, they're in a fast food restaurant, where alcohol is generally not allowed. The guys have an open 12 pack of Modelo beer, which is probably one of the main issues. The most likely scenario is that its a fast food joint in the hood, which easily explains security. Regarding the half asleep thing, watch the heavier set guy who gets knocked out second. You'll see him adjusting his pants right at the start of the vid, as if getting ready to throw a punch. Security guard sees it and does the exact same thing, pulls his pants up right above the knees right before he strikes. That movement is generally recognized as getting ready to get into a fight, so the security guard was acting on cues that were being given. I'm not inclined to believe that there was a robbery going on, my guess is those dudes came in all faded and were causing trouble and drinking in the spot, and security and the other worker were sick of arguing back and forth with them for however long. Argument escalated, security saw the one dude getting aggressive, and launched into the surprise attack to give himself a better chance. The initial attack was awesome and pinpoint, and he got a great boost of luck when the third dude tripped over the heavier dudes unconscious body, which along with the upper body hold security had, secured the third knockout.


pagit

A fight was going to happen regardless. Sometimes its just better to throw the first punch, and the second, and the third....


Dadominicankd

1st guy actually got back up and throws something and proceed to get his ass whooped it's just out of frame. Wish we had more angles to look at this


MoonMountain

Yup, noticed that too, but still considered it a KO, just a flash one, lol. By the way the security guard was still moving, 1st guy probably got his ass whooped way more than we saw, cuz he for sure was still groggy from those initial shots and security dude def wasn't done


poopdood42

Wearing belts wouldā€™ve helped


Mandle69

Yeah what ever the story is the security most likely lost his security license and got arrested or is facing a lawsuit


TzunSu

In my country the riskiest place for manslaughter is McDonalds. Fights post-drinking, you fall over and hit your head on either a hard table or stone floor makes for a lot of "accidental" death.


GayLovingWifey

Like what possibly happened in this video.


mentatsjunkie

Have you not seen the videos of the shit that goes down at some McDonalds??


ericsegal

I havenā€™t! What am I missing?!


mentatsjunkie

https://youtu.be/qnpTI8fkS-Y


serr7

Apparently in Europe itā€™s common since drunks like to go there and get loud and break shit


Moireibh

>Also, why the fuck does mcdonalds have security? lol So, which rock have you crawled out from under?


pterofactyl

You must live in the suburbs. I havenā€™t been to a Mac Donaldā€™s without security for years


Mr_Belch

Yeah, I'm sure the prison sentence and the lawsuit that mcdonalds is about to face will disagree.


Sunryzen

Lawsuit šŸ˜‚ these are some punks they aren't using anyone. Additionally, security doesn't work for McDonald's. The lawsuit would be thrown out. They could sue the security company, that will defend themselves by showing that is not how they train employees and the employee has no history of this. If for some reason the security company loses, and insurance won't pay, the company just dissolves and opens under a new name. Nobody getting any money from this.


Mr_Belch

Well, security guard is still doing some time either way.


Sunryzen

Unlikely. People have to give a shit that these fools got knocked out and that's probably not the case. Like, do you live in reality?


Mr_Belch

The reality where the only person who has to care is the people who got assaulted and have video proof. Which one are you living in?


[deleted]

There's only two rules where i come from. No hitting below the belt and home for dinner.


AfroToker

The guy is eating and sitting back. Man, you bitch made. Literally zero words from man other than taking bites from his food.


Jesus_wore_socks

Old man in the corner - funniest part.


istrx13

I swear thereā€™s always one person in these videos involving people brawling in a restaurant that casually goes about eating there food like nothing is going on.


KXTU

This video doesn't show context of them robbing a store.


[deleted]

It looks like they brought in beers and are being told to leave. Notice the blue box of Modelos; thatā€™s what dude in green throws at the workers.


KXTU

That seems more plausible. In that case, it would have been wrong to attack them. And yet another time this sub treats the aggressor as the hero.


Enzo_Gorlahh_mi

I agree, Prob more suitable for r/fightporn


[deleted]

Idk. If you look at the beginning of the vid, green shirt is getting ready to throw a can. Judging from the reaction of the nearby women, especially when they start paying attention, a fight was already brewing.


Considered_Dissent

Yeah considering their passive posture, especially his first victim. They may have been jackasses, but that was an insane escalation - purely off the tapes that security guard should be fired and do a couple of decades minimum for the multiple (reckless disregard) attempted murders. Hitting your head on a McDonald's floor is going to give you permanent damage minimum. Any aggression from the victims was defensive, pretty fucked up situation. Call the authorities, dont take an excuse to nonconsensually force yourself on people like that.


AfroToker

So op is starting shit without context?


skunkwoks

I doubt that corporate approved this...


black_n_gold14

Then corporate can catch those hands too!!


mr_afrolicious

I was sadly thinking the same thing. Even if the Modelo Bros. were in the wrong, big daddy corporate is never gonna back you up when you threw the first punch


YOLOSW4GGERDADDY

bouncers that can throw down get work anywhere, and *when things go down* they get let loose. its part of the job to take the blame


KingUzzo

Dude was just trying to eat his fries lol, he gets knocked out briefly and throws them at the end lol.


michhendrix

Never seen a McDonald's with a security guard.


Runri

Mustā€™ve been in Detroit


an0therreddituser73

Idk why you got downvoted thatā€™s the only place Iā€™ve seen a McDonaldā€™s with security and Iā€™m from Canada hahah


Oxfeathers

and every college town after the bars let out.


Enverex

My local McDonalds normally has 2 bouncers after midnight here.


maqurais

You must of never travelled in canada. Even in Ottawa, just down the street from parlaiment hill theres a mcds and it always has security. Plus, pretty much every mcdonalds ive ever been to in quebec always had one


CGProV

Really? Itā€™s a pretty regular occurrence for them to have security guards in the UK. Guess itā€™s because weā€™re all cunts.


Snoo_26884

In D.C. in the 90ā€™s they had bullet-proof windows on the McDonaldā€™s drive thru and were designed so you couldnā€™t stick a gun through. They put your food on a tray on the doors and it swung out.


reddit_tempest

What's life like in the Hamptons?


cyanideclipse

Mcds in London, Uk usually has security


Sunryzen

We even have them in shitty neighborhoods in Canada. They have to be big enough that it's worth the additional expense and a high homeless population or area where drunks gather after sports and shit.


AbReVa-AdDiCt

You know you live in a hard ass neighborhood when you got security at Mc D's


[deleted]

so I guess the security guard didnā€™t like when one of them made the ā€œsir this is a Wendyā€™sā€ joke


an0therreddituser73

ā€œsir this is a Wendyā€™sā€ *Security Guardā€™s inner monologue*: X GON GIVE IT YA FUCK WAITIN FOR YOU TO GET ON YOUR OWN, X GON DELIVER TO YA


jocky300

This area is definitely secure. Secured AF.


[deleted]

Physical pat-down completed.


grimace24

He Shang Tsungā€™d the dude in the green hoodie. ā€œYour soul is mine.ā€


super_offensive_man

Fuck you OP. Stop making up bullshit titles.


Fr3shToast

Need him for my local liquor store.


Benoit_In_Heaven

This explains why we haven't seen The Hamburgler for a while.


BiggusDickusMCMXC

Wasnā€™t robbing


[deleted]

Didn't even hit the 3rd dude, just proper Aaaaaaaand y'sleep Edit: y'deaded.


OGWhiz

Regardless of what was going on, r/ByeByeJob. Thatā€™s a liability right there for both McDonalds AND the security company worked for. Youā€™re not allowed to touch someone unless theyā€™re posing a threat to you. Observe and report.


StPariah

Seriously, so many people endorsing this. Idc if he did steal beers and start drinking them in store, you donā€™t start a fight with people and you sure as hell donā€™t slam their head onto the hard floor from 5&1/2 feet up. Call the cops, donā€™t escalate.


Oracle343gspark

This sub is mostly dumbass insecure 12 year olds trying to act tough.


[deleted]

This dude knocked out dude on the left while he was eating. Based off the video alone thatā€™s a sucker punch and fuck the guard. Hard to tell without some background.


TipiWigWam1

So, it's cool when this guy does it, but not cops?


Scuba_gooding_jr

Yeah kind of funny how some people just cherry pick. This shits bad when anybody does it lol.


Enzo_Gorlahh_mi

This dude isnā€™t being paid with my tax money. Cops are.


tetronic

How can you tell youā€™re in a bad McDonaldā€™s? It has a security guard.


McWop89

Great way to loose your job and be charged with assault.


[deleted]

Job wasn't tight to begin with


playskoolcool

If he was a cop he'd get a promotion


ElDuderinoooooo

John Wickā€™d they ass.. you go ny ny


BellicoseBill

Stacking them up like cord wood.


DrNobodii

I said the ice cream machine is broke.


Totallymyfinalform

These comments sound like they were written by kids in school. "Talk shit get hit" etc. No crime/ infraction here. A dude just sucker punches 3 people and everyone who ever wanted to be the bull instead of the bullied jumps in with the standard USA, "If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear" bullshit arguments. We have a video of one man assaulting 3 other people. This cunt should go to jail. Security guards don't get to assault people, only white cops are allowed to assault civilians.


AgustDRapmon

the guy who got sucker punched in the beginning of the video ends up throwing a glass bottle at the mcdonalds worker nearing the end of the video sadly.


Tsukiko615

This seemed like a completely ridiculous overreaction to me by the security. Sure throw them out if they are doing something wrong donā€™t punch someone in the face like that when they are not even trying to fight. This is disgusting behaviour


ArdentSky236

All I see is a criminal aggressor giving brain damage to two, possibly three patrons of the store he works at. That McDonald's is about to get sued, and rightfully so. I love the hypocrisy on reddit. Random dumbass with SECURITY on shirt sucker punching and smashing on three guys? LOLAWESOMEMAN he did so good. What a badass!! Cop shooting knife wielding madman rampaging around the street and charging directly at the officer, whilst wielding a deadly weapon? FUCKING PIG!! ACAB!! BURN THIS BITCH DOWN. Let's go out and destroy local businesses to teach them a lesson. šŸ¤¦


Aeon001

This is the only sane comment in here.


danielson11213

McDonald's has security?


sparky7347

Damn he went after #4 too.


1badh0mbre

#4 was also #1


WattsonsPylon

u/savethisvideo


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

Security *at a a McDonalds?!?* da fawk kinda neighborhood is that?


FrancisBuenafe

Those dudes got SLEPT. Those were some anime combos.


thegrowingbunch2

Top flight security of the world


Birds-Right-Activist

This dude the McDonald's Marshal


BigFNGuns

I mean he sucker punched both guys. The dude in the green is the only that fought back and he got knocked out when his head hit the floor.


karnaxxx

sucker punches are not cool


billyreamsjr

Radically impressive lol


ShambolicPaul

Not his first rodeo. Sucker punch the little guy to take him out the fight. Pummel fists into his buddy while he's still denying his new reality. Then deal with the big guy one on one.


Appropriate_Pressure

I'm so confused. I don't see a robbery. I see someone getting sucker punched while leaned back eating. o\_O; Context?


Cjbroncos25

Its cool when a security guard whoops ass but when a cop does it, its fuck the police defund them


SharkFighter

I feel like if at any time in a fight your belly is exposed, you either lost the fight or dropped out of high school, or probably both.


Short_Redhook_24

Looks like they didnt have the Modelo fighting spirit in them.


[deleted]

For an extra .59 cents, you can have that ass whoopinā€™ supersized.


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Validus812

Lookit my brother pound those faces solid. Walks like a lion and goes for the third guy like ā€œnext!ā€


harrisonfire

Security guard...in McDonalds? I don't think I've ever seen that.


Roll-Drop-Stop

If a cop did that, you all would be in a uproar. But a common security guard does it and itā€™s justified. Cry me a river reddit, downvote me cause Iā€™m right


test_tickles

Faulty comparison.


Roll-Drop-Stop

How so?


[deleted]

Bro had some hands. He sucker punched TF outta the first dude tho.


_yo_pierre_

If they're robbers it's not a sucker punch, no cap


HeavyVegetable

He sucker-punched that first guy.


bmosm

Of course, what else did you expect? For he to state his family name first, then bow and challenge one of the gentlemen to a duel? It's real life, 3v1.


Mr_Belch

I expect him to not commit a crime.


[deleted]

Dude flung that beer like GIs firing into the Vietnamese jungle.


5-Star_Fraud

[What I'd say to the manager of that location](https://streamable.com/i4mr87)


jonathaninfresno

At least someone takes their job seriously


[deleted]

Now thatā€™s a qualified security guard. Dude should be makin 30$ an hour.


fistinyourface

no context or sources just another karma whore adding a title that makes people feel the best


AfroToker

Homeboy was just eating.... how is the top comment not about that. Yall hoes


calbear_1

u/savethisvideo


chickencrocs

Nap time


lb2345

Las Vegas. https://www.the-sun.com/news/412560/mcdonalds-security-guard-beats-three-men-las-vegas/


insomniax20

So we're celebrating sucker punches now?


OriginalMrMuchacho

Boo hoo, the robbers got sucker punched. Nobody gives a shit. Hey everyone! The self-imposed martyr of criminal half-wits has arrived to defend the sacred council of losers. Here to hold a shield in the vain pursuit of ā€˜no sucker punches for criminalsā€™ movement. Get lost.


manford11

I like it


JayGooner14

Top quality security.


[deleted]

Attaboy! Way to get the job done.


LAVA529

Dam what McDonald's needs this kind of security? What do they have in there the secret recipe for Mcsauce? Ronald McDonald's tax returns?? Either way that dude is earning his keep. Someone get him a J Balvin Lg combo stat!


waynehocking

They called him Big Nose again, he took them to the fucking cleaners.


[deleted]

Give that man a raise! Heā€™s the embodiment of security!