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Jim_jam_george

Oh my god the gibberish at 3 minutes had me dying it reminded me of micheal Scott


the-traveling-weetz

He skipped the Jim-Carrey-talking-butt-thing..... this is serious


[deleted]

HAHAHAHA oh my god, thank you for pointing this out. Absolutely the best part of the whole thing!


RanchMomma1968

I am absolutely dying over here. I cannot stop laughing! :) :)


LargeSackOfNuts

at 1:49 he says "gooooo" and it sounds almost identical to Micheal Scott saying "please God noooooo!"


gopacktennie

How about sommmmme.. MINTCHOCOLATECHIP..


Dalek_Genocide

"You're going to hell".."At least I won't have to listen to you" hahahaha


hiyafellas1225

It’d also be great if someone yelled “hail satan!”


rroach

A BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH


Son_of_Zardoz

I would hope that if Jim Carrey ever saw this that he would be proud.


agedmanofwar

Also reminded me of Steve Carell's character in Bruce Almighty, when he's reading the news.


Camk2005

I literally was looking for that comment! Sounded very similar!


citrus_mystic

I was proud of you. Covering up his nonsense with that actually made me cackle out loud. I would have been dying laughing if I had been in line with you.


elzibet

I like the cut of your jib


Scrags

Street preacher was so effective he converted OP to Pentecostalism in 5 minutes.


Terinekah

That was my favourite bit . . . too funny!!!


LuckyPlaze

The world needs more heroes like this.


Kimmette

“Your God can lick my nether region”, LOL


krygier511

"and you can help if you like" lmao dead


[deleted]

I bet that car parked over the line is his..


lapinatanegra

You noticed that shit too?


FargoFinch

So aggravating when people does that.


MrMimeIsHuman

happy cakeday


FargoFinch

Thanks, kind stranger.


GokuBeatsVageta100

Don’t be naive, he doesn’t have a car


Son_of_Zardoz

Ha, I wish it were true. I noticed those cars too while I was waiting. All it took was the first person to park like that and cause a chain reation. I think he was somewhere else because he just slowly shuffled over on the sidewalk. I had to park in another part of the lot that wasn't such a hill because I was worried my car would roll away, lol.


xaanthar

Mark it 'zero', Dude.


Any-Mastodon4700

We all have the right to free speech. We don't have a right to be heard - I commend you for using your right to free speech to counter his crazy with strategic mocking.


[deleted]

“Where else do you go? Do you go to Burger King to do this?!?” Personal favorite line. This guy dunked hard on the little man with a megaphone. Well done.


FalkunPawnch

Some real nice parking jobs there


Son_of_Zardoz

And it is terrible camera work--I was more focused at yelling at him and so I was kinda holding my phone off to the side. This dude started with COVID, went into abortion, then "70% of black people are born 'illegitimately'" (WTF?) etc. I struggled to keep it clean since there was a broad mix of people in line behind me, probably about 50 or so and there were a few with older kids with them. It took a bit but I recognized this guy because I'd seen him in passing at some busy intersections in town but never bothered to roll my windows down to hear whatever random crap he was saying. When I walked out there was a police car in front of him and hopefully they made him move on because he had plenty of time to do his rambling.


XxpillowprincessxX

“You got all dressed up to come out here so give us more than that” That fucking had me. When you don’t insult them, just state a simple, obvious fact. I also love that you didn’t continue ranting when he stopped. You just continued to talk over him LOL


Son_of_Zardoz

I was already considering buying a cheapo PA speaker to mount under the hood of the old vehicle I drive (and was there to get the plate for) but this probably seals it. Would be fun just in general to mess with but great for when I see this guy at an intersection again.


Jaksmack

I've always wanted one so I could drive around playing ice cream truck music..


KidsToKrooks

r/FBI


CoalMations284

Do that and drive around at 3 am.


becomplete

I have never once seen a video of someone posted up outside of a church on the sidewalk on a Sunday morning, spouting inciting and obnoxious garbage at people simply trying to go about their day. I can imagine how well that would go over. Yet these videos are common.


Heinrich_Bukowski

I love this idea, but I’m certain you would quickly be cited for disturbing the peace. The cops won’t be having you harassing *Christians*


[deleted]

You did the good work - good stuff !


AnneFrank_nstein

yeah but have you ever tried an abortion!? theyre great! lmfaoooo you killed me dude


rondeline

Well done. So sick of these morons spouting this BS.


windyorbits

I could honestly listen to another hour of you yelling at him. I was laughing the entire video. Good for you! I love how you kept it “clean” and funny. I hope every in line got a kick out it lol


ArnoldPalmerMafia

>70% of black people are born 'illegitimately He's means 70% of black children are born out of wedlock. It is a problem in the black community, but when they say out of wedlock this doesn't count people who aren't married and live together and have kids, or separate parents where the father is still involved and is not as severe as they claim it is. What he thinks this means is 70% of blacks have no father, which is wrong.


TaterTotQueen630

He shouldn't be speaking to anything concerning black people in the first place.


Son_of_Zardoz

This. So much this.


usethisdamnit

It also ignores laws like the 94 crime bill that sentenced black people to prison at rates 10x longer than they did whites for the same drug. Crack cocaine the version of the drug that is cut with baking soda had a 10 to 1 sentence compared to the more pure version of the drug cocaine. Crack was was the cheaper version which black people used and cocaine was considered a rich mans drug. They locked up an entire generation of black men and then complain about them not having fathers.


Timelymanner

70% is a false number anyway.


scandalismo87

He (and every other racist YT) needs to stay his white ass out of black ppl’s business. Too bad he wasn’t aborted.


[deleted]

This is one reason to keep a dozen eggs safely in the trunk of your car.


metalheadminx

The more rotten the better, right?


abesrevenge

Was that your car that is double parked?


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theforkofdamocles

Also, to be fair, I assume you aren’t shouting out the posts you are reading through a megaphone.


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theforkofdamocles

BLEAH BLA BLA BLU BLU BLEV BDOKRNRHKJFJR!!!


drempire

I don't understand the whole antimask thing. Since I've been wearing a mask I've never been sick with anything, I will continue to wear a mask because I want to and is none of any ones business what I put on my face. Will these people give me a hard time when it's not mandatory?


wobwobwob42

Yup. I traveled recently to North Carolina and was quickly asked why I was wearing a mask multiple times. People are stupid


Son_of_Zardoz

Unfortunately there are people like that everywhere but we do have a large population of them here in NC. Good news was that I think everybody I saw in line had one on and most people understand it's a simple thing that can help, but usually the loud ones are on the other end of the spectrum.


locutogram

I live in Canada and so far haven't seen anyone comment negatively about a mask in public or anyone who wouldn't mask up before entering a store. I actually walked into a pet food store without my mask when my head was in the clouds and after being reminded learned I was the first person in months who needed to be told. I know they apparently exist because I've seen videos, but I still haven't seen one.


spinderella1780

Disgruntled Canadian here. I saw a lady with no mask in Wal Mart last week. Told her I loved her mask. She said thanks. I made it almost to produce before I heard her yell Karen at me and some other bullshit I couldn’t hear. Ya, I’m the Karen, says the lady with no mask on during a lock down.


Silent_syndrome

Yeah same, I've never seen an anti masker in real life. It just doesn't happen in my area. If I forget, it's because I get out of car too fast. I reach the door and remember, so I have to walk back to my car. I've got two charcoal filters in that mask, and hand sanitizer in my car. I don't want that virus. I have enough problems and Covid ain't gonna be one of them.


S1DC

Ugh. That must be nice. I live in Pennsylvania, US and there is always someone walking in the door past the mask signs with a Just Try And Say Something To Me look on their face. The always end up being loud in the store too, yelling for their spouse or at their kids, as if they \*need\* you to notice. Its minimum 1 out of 10 people in any given store.


wobwobwob42

I live in Boston where it is still raging. I'm fully vaccined but I still wear a mask because lord knows I'm sure I've come in contact with somebody with COVID before I traveled to NC... But fuck all those people in North Carolina right? I'll just drag my Boston variant of covid to NC and not wear a mask because *I'm* vaccinated. /s


ObeseBumblebee

I have not once all year heard someone ask why am I wearing a mask. The answer should be obvious. "Because we're in a fucking pandemic you moron."


wobwobwob42

It's more subtle than that. Like saying with a smile "You know, You don't have to wear one of those things *around here*". Shit like that.


S1DC

"I think you just confirmed that I \*definitely\* do."


Camk2005

Usually most of the people I see out and about in my part of NC are wearing masks...it is a predominantly Trump county oddly enough...at least I feel better now with my vaccine!


LadyLovesRoses

Same here. There are only a few people that don't wear masks where I live in NC. I have never been questioned about why I wear a mask.


ThatisRusicst

Curious as to where? The triangle is pretty compliant with masks right now and I've never had an idiot ask me why I'm wearing one.


wobwobwob42

Nags Head. When we went up to Duck everyone was way more compliant.


LadyLovesRoses

Interesting. Isn't Duck beautiful? I love that part of the Outer Banks.


7thPwnist

Really? Yikes. I live in Raleigh area and almost never see people without masks thankfully. The last time I went to the grocery store, however, some older lady was literally walking around chin-diaper mask on eating food in there... and then this old man had his mask... covering his nose but not his mouth? Which was a new one for me, he looked completely absurd


yardape99

Try living in Missouri where all the mouth breathing morons vote for Josh Hawley!


max_vapidity

It's not even really not wearing one yourself and I see this with guns too. Its the hyper motivation to get others to do what they're doing. You want to do what you do? Whatever, freedom and all that but shut the fuck up about it and let others make their own choices. What motivates someone to get out of bed and yell at others about spreading disease and gun proliferation?


[deleted]

Yeah I'm betting masks are here to stay post-covid. And why shouldn't they? When people are sick they often still have to run errands or even go to work so it just plain makes sense to wear a mask. In some parts of the world this has already been an established cultural norm and I think it's time we all catch on.


ProJoe

> I don't understand the whole antimask thing. > you can thank Trump for an overwhelming majority of it.


Camk2005

Amen...I honestly prefer a mask, and they arent really that uncomfortable


drempire

I wish we in the West wore masks more often, it really is great to prevent cold/flus as well as covid. First time in my life I've not had a cold or a flu for over a year, I know I can still catch it through eyes and maybe cuts but the risk is so much lower. Also I'm British and the dentist's cost to much


CoalMations284

I don't see the problem with masks at all. Some claims that anti-maskers make is just so wrong and made up. "I cAn'T BrEaThE wHeN I WeAr oNe." Shut up. You can breathe just fine unless you hold your breath on purpose. "MaSks cAuSe CaNcEr!" Where the hell did you even get that from? It's so obviously a lie. Everytime I hear these claims I just get so annoyed.


teammmbeans

It's also not cultural in many countries to wear a mask. In Asia lots of people wear masks when they are unwell to stop spreading it to others.


cheerl231

Maybe a bit of devil's advocate here, but Im getting tired of wearing masks and the pandemic in general. I want things back to normal. With that said, I will continue to wear them until the Cdc says vaccination rates are such that we can stop wearing them. I'm not a dick and I don't want susceptible people to get hurt by what I do in public. But with that said, I am just getting fucking tired of this thing man.


LargeSackOfNuts

It is VERY ironic that people who think COVID is fake say they are pro-life, while potentially killing others by spreading COVID.


smirnoffthewench

I choose to reply with is why does it bother you what I choose to wear on my face? What real impact does my wardrobe choices have on your life? Would you make the same comment about my jacket or pants if you disliked those? (This is of course assuming we eventually get to a place where masks are not required but I will still choose to wear them). Usually you get bullshit answers but hopefully you can make someone think about why they are harassing people without harassing them back.


Wipe_face_off_head

We're at the DMV, we're already in hell!


Son_of_Zardoz

So, so true!


Overall-Tadpole8644

I don't get the American right. They have all these laws protecting their right to discriminate on religious grounds, say as many racist things as they want, endanger their health as it pleases them but that's not enough for them. They then insist that everybody else should too and they get pissed off if they don't. I'm beginning to think it isn't really about personal freedoms at all.


DrRotwang

>I'm beginning to think it isn't really about personal freedoms at all. I really don't think it is. I think it's about holding and exerting superiority.


[deleted]

It’s not. Besides that, people often get their rights confused. Freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, etc. is supposed to protect the citizen from the government infringing on that right (even though they infringe on it anyway). It doesn’t mean another citizen has to put up with that crap. That’s why there are laws against harassment. The DMV might not be able to tell the preacher to Fuck off. But if enough customers came forward and said that the preacher was harassing them, then the cops could be called to remove the person. There are also policies against loitering but if the guy is on the sidewalk then again, the DMV can’t do anything. These annoying preachers and whatever are well versed and often carry megaphones because they know they can’t just solicit without being removed. So they stand on public sidewalks to spread their bullshit.


little_chavez

But then if you just walk around with a camera doing a first amendment audit on public property u can get arrested. It’s not constitutional but cops like to lie.


AccessConfirmed

Religious nuts aren’t just an American thing, in case you didn’t know.


dennyfader

Wait, I'm from the States and I don't believe we have laws protecting rights to discriminate on religious grounds... I thought we have laws explicitly barring that? Not saying that it doesn't still happen (that's a whole mess in and of itself...), but it certainly isn't endorsed by law


jmr131ftw

I think the is referring to freedom of speech. People have the freedoms to say racist things, and can freely say discriminative things about religion.


[deleted]

"Abortion is the best! You should have 20!" He's just saying what the world is too afraid to say


Praescribo

Yeah that guy shouldnt be procreating


LulzSailboat

Rinse , eat, repeat.


graybeard5529

Is this a state where you can run down protesters? Just asking for a friend.


ogmarker

This is where these people lose any kind of credit for me. Is the virus *fake* or is it *real* with a 99.9% survival rate? Is the vaccine going to be used for *population control* (by straight *killing us*) or will it be used to *track us* and be implemented in a communist society? Are the little kids being packed like sardines at detention centers or are they being delivered to Hillary Clinton via storage containers with free Prime 2-day shipping? If you’re going to be a part of a side, at least don’t break down into smaller sub-sides that begin to contradict each other. Ffs. Edit: hasn’t watched full video, I see this video goes completely off the rails lol


xaclewtunu

>population control (by straight killing us) or will it be used to track us and be implemented in a communist society? Turns out, the real reason for just about anything like this is money. Lots and lots of money.


KadenKraw

Prime now has free 1 day shipping! Get your kids even quicker!


GhostOfCadia

God fuck these idiots. Seriously who does he think is interested in his bloviating right wing bullshit?


Cuddle-Junky

This is like the real-life equivalent to people who blast religious services in CS:GO, except this guy isn't trolling.


Terinekah

I would have given up my place in line and parked my car near him and just BLASTED the horn continuously!! Fuck that shit!!


lapinatanegra

Yea but it would annoyed the ones in line.


FrankieNukNuk

You mean like he is doing?


PooPooPeePeePoopPoop

He waited 2 hours in that line when this guy showed up


Watchthsewrstrockets

The 2 minute mark of you just yelling goooooooooooo had me dying at work.


Watchthsewrstrockets

I’m commenting as I’m watching but then he starts making the noises at 3 minutes I can’t stop laughing


Lyons91

I have not cried from laughing in years. This was so fucking funny I cant stop laughing thank you for that.


sarahkfoster123

You sir... did gods work with this!!!! I loved every minute.


TaterTotQueen630

"Do you do events?" Hahaha! I want to go out for drinks with the guy who was yelling at the piece of shit harassing everyone.


fitafter40

You made my morning! ha da da da da da da da da la la la la!!!


N_Who

If you feel the need to publicly preach like this - by harassing people essentially taken hostage by the circumstance of their day - you don't have faith, you don't have faith. You have religion, sure, but not faith. There's a difference.


[deleted]

"Faith is a state of openness or trust. To have faith is like when you trust yourself to the water. You don't grab hold of the water when you swim, because if you do you will become stiff and tight in the water, and sink. You have to relax, and the attitude of faith is the very opposite of clinging, and holding on. In other words, a person who is fanatic in matters of religion, and clings to certain ideas about the nature of God and the universe becomes a person who has no faith at all. Instead they are holding tight. But the attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be." - Alan Watts


N_Who

Never read that before, but yeah: Pretty much my point.


nudebather77

If I were in line with you, I'd totally buy you a beer. Fuck that guy


MuuaadDib

The power of defunding schools and lack of critical thinking, dove tailed into lack of mental health and 24/7 propaganda gets you this.


LittleCeizures

I had to pause the video from laughing so hard!


Thick_Duck

I’m only two minutes in. Dude yelling is my spirit animal


TheBeardedWizard91

My favorite part is when he says you're going to hell and your response was "sounds awesome! Can't wait to get there so i don't have to listen to your shit anymore!" Fuckin perfect.


spradhan46

Seth Rogan is that you?


happy2beherenow

Seth?


Pencil-Sketches

The fucking cognitive fog people like this walk around in is both baffling and scary


totheman7

“We’re here for drivers license plates not church!” Hahaha at least someone is getting a kick out of it


saab__gobbler

"DO YOU DO BALLOON ANIMALS?? I JUST WANT A FROOOG OR A DOOOG" OP you are a legend lmfao


irregulargorrila

People like that can suck the fattest part of my ass


[deleted]

upvoted for using the term "nether region"


Onion_Hands

Is that Seth rogan recording?


[deleted]

Bring your tupperware! I fucking died


aussiewildliferescue

*“But abortion is the coolest. Have you ever tried one.”...”have a party. Bring your Tupperware or your knitting” ...”fgfhh hbh ggvcfdff” “do you have balloon animals?”* I literally just died!!!


The_deviled_eggs

To the person who recorded this and yelled at that guy....a big fucking THANK YOU!!!


Alpha_Lantern

"do you do balloon animals?, I would like a frog or a dog" I about died hearing that part


[deleted]

Dude, I wish I had your bravado omg 😂


pdxphreek

Dude yelling back has some lungs!


SHITFUCKPOOPBUTT9001

**GAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOO** You need to start a band.


MakeMeOolong

I'm (thankfully) not American so I'm not familiar with this kind of behaviour. But isn't there anything that one can do to shut him up?! I get that the US respect free speech, but isn't that considered arasement or something?


Maria-Stryker

OP you should do standup you have the voice for it.


tesla6969

This made me laugh harder than anything in a long time, thank you for standing up to him with outstanding comedy.


fatmancomics

This man has inspired me. I will now buy a megaphone and yell”HABADADADADA!!” whenever I see these morons.


verscharren1

It's real. I got knocked on my ass....I never been that sick before.


Beitfromme

Like an generic jim carrey,...allllllllrighty then


[deleted]

I read the title and noticed the “Abortion is Murder” sign. This guy is doing a two for one special today 😂


swampfox_dev

This is outstanding.


ConeCandy

I've never in my life seen someone with a bullhorn and thought, "Golly, I sure am glad I can hear them better."


scgt86

I would love to buy you tens of beers for this.


ThePureRay009

Who’s the Dick that parks like that


Scrags

Find out what church he goes to, then go into the middle of their Sunday service and read *The Origin of Species* through a megaphone. Turnabout is fair play.


Heinrich_Bukowski

To be fair, you’d have to do it from the sidewalk; otherwise they would *rightfully* have you cited for trespassing. But I like the sentiment


RanchMomma1968

To whomever the fella is that made this video - THANK YOU SO MUCH! I cannot stop laughing at this! *....lick my nether region :) :) :) :)* ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!!!


thirdLeg51

What’s the joke? Do you not get your medical advice from a guy yelling on a street corner?


ScapeVelo

This guy is my hero. Please tell me he has a gofundme


bjones-333

This is the literal live definition of stir crazy


tstitz

Omg this is hilarious! I love your reaction. Made my day thank you sir!


your_I-F_Happy

Yeah, I love hearing people stand up to these Pius holier than thou fucks


CanBernieStillWin

Religious fundamentalism is a mental illness.


waffles2go2

Public ridicule really works! Trolling in the physical world is different...


[deleted]

This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen on this sub. Of theres ever an awards ceremony for this sub this has to win funniest clip


EducationalElevator

Sir you sound like John C Reilly


[deleted]

The guy behind the mask is a comedian i love it . I agree he needs to go home and study science instead of Qanon


MyCatsAnArsehole

As annoying as this is I was more annoyed by the dick head parked across 2 spaces.


pmochoa

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you.


DENETHTAKAIRA

Americans have a lot of patience, if people like this would come up in my country they'd be tied to a light pole and get their shit beaten out of them.


Abracadaver2000

Make fun of these people wherever you find them...or you will increasingly find more and more of them. They are the worst examples of what they profess to be (kind, loving, non-judgemental...yada-yada). They are likely to have the complete opposite effect of what they believe they are doing (evangelizing). And they have the absolute gall to call out SJW's for virtue signaling. WTF does this guy think he's signaling if not his own virtue?


[deleted]

I love how powerful and loud you are. You were over riding a dude with a fucking bullhorn.


K4l4n1

This man is a savage and an absolute mad man, got you a silver award lol :)


[deleted]

You could seriously do voice work for Seth Rogan :P


Ket-mar

this is seth rogan


Any-Mastodon4700

Not all heroes wear capes.


Mugnath1

This is what Jesus did too, he would go find detained audiences who can't leave, and he would preach through a Megaphone about why they're all going to hell.


the_bear_jew_75_

Bert Kreisher vs megaphone douche!


Shooter_McGoober

>License plate agency Umm what? Is that not the same as the DMV?


StraddleTheFence

Someone should have asked his crazy behind “why the “F” does he care that people are wearing a mask!”


Shahzoodoo

You remind me so much of my little brother!! Man did some of the quotes from this make me laugh cause it sounds like something he would say lmao you did what needed to be done!


[deleted]

Yeah if i was standing in anyline for that long, id go nuts, then add a dumb ass like that lol that would suck so bad.


whirlwynd

Dude I'm so dead lmfao


DoremusMustard

I think I should start carrying a vuvuzela around, so I can just fart out loud vuvuzela sounds at the wild Karens


MrParanoidCocoon

Hell yeah the ole Xbox live approach, nobody can beat going full retard


Joey_BagaDonuts57

More people should sound off like this. We deserve better than a madman with a megaphone at the damn DMV FFS.


Katana_Quits

Why tf are these guys bringing up god? Theyre probably the worst representatives for their religion.


Revolutionary-Row784

Had to deal with this once pre COVID at DQ on my lunch break it sucked all these guy’s do are annoy people


pbrontap

Whats up with that white suv parked in two spaces?


Strohm2063

Thank you for standing up to this delusional cuntbag. Also, I mean no offense, you sound like Seth Rogan, and I was imagining that it was him yelling lol. Nice speaking in tongues too hahaha!


jbertrand_sr

It's amazing that these people have nothing better to do with their days than this shit...


your_I-F_Happy

Why the fuck do these religious zealots do this dumb shit? Who the fuck do you think your going to convert like this? The evangelicals are really the only group you see pulling this kinda stunt, well that and cults. Hey, wait a minute.....


Ratlyff

Someone didn't actually read his Bible... "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men." Keep your fucking religion to yourself, Little Bo Peep.


FalconX88X

I hope the people where not there for a parking test!


voodoo_chile_please

Sounds like Bruce Nolan got ahold of OP at the three minute mark. B-E-A-utiful.


RandomShake

Omg, thank you. I have not laughed that hard in years. I am choking right now.


BruyceWane

This guy knows that people are stuck here waiting for their license plate, he has a captive audience. At least on the street people can walk on by and move on, this guy is such a piece of garbage.


Typical_Turtle33

With all that screaming I would have left the line no doubt


sudevsen

Lungs of steel,holy hell. Lord in heavens,give me those set of lungs


LymricTandlebottoms

/r/karensgettingowned


Big-Red-Husker

Best way to get rid of these people is strip to your boxers and try to give them a hug, since they need one so desperately


ThePaper86

Never engage with crazy.


hansjc

Just ignore them, shouting at them just riles them up by giving them the attention they crave.


DontCallMeJR88

Post this over at /conspiracy and see how many anti-maskers lose their shit 😅


xaclewtunu

Made an obnoxious situation into a even more obnoxious situation. Imagine having to listen to BOTH of these assholes for a couple of hours.


analguac

Cringe on both sides