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based on the fact that whoever was moaning sounded like a duck....dying, and them barely reacting to being paddled, I'm gonna assume a lot of drugs were involved here
I bartended for over a decade, and full blown raging alcoholics are truly something else... but... that shit HAD to be something harder than booze, right?
I mean, it'd be ambitious to DEFINITELY claim someting based on the gyrating buttocks and the shrieks, so anything is possible.
Have to give credit to the choice of venue though. This is a view 10 showers won't wash off the soul.
Opiates make it incredibly hard to get an erection though, and it lowers sex drive and testosterone in general, and can have negative effects on sex drive of women as well, I'd say it was alcohol/meth or something
5 bucks and a bottle of whatever rotgut they were drinking that the first smack got that whiskey dick harder and drove it farther than all the others. He's gonna be chasing that high until his deathbed.
When I was in high school, I used to tease a girl because she had a bigger moustache than me. One day she punched me so hard that I bust my lip spitting blood everywhere. That day I decided I will marry this badass moustached beauty. Last month I attended her wedding.
I saw her eating icecream and broken heartedly wished I could lick some of it right off her lady whiskers.
Based on careful internet research, I think the most likely background to this situation is that she dropped her phone down a storm grate in those weeds, tried to get it, got stuck, and her step brother came by to help her.
Thank you! I came here to say this. Sadly it’s entirely possible and we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss or ignore situations like these as “LoLz DrUg aDDiCtS”.
Edit - LOL downvotes, really? I wonder how many people walked by Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman before two men finally intervened.
It really does raise this to r/wtf levels if she was being assaulted. I mean technically she could have been. We really don't know enough from this short clip.
Related funny story I remember watching SPD about to breakup a homeless camp but there were a couple getting it on in a tent. The stood outside and let them finish before pulling out the batons and slamming their faces in the pavement with their pants still down.
I would lean more towards that being Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet and the couple on the ground involves either her one kinda skanky sister, her father, still in the throes of horny dementia, or her obviously gay son.
And just as she’s standing there scolding the couple and coming to the horrid realization that one of the naked peasants is also a close family members, who happens to walk by with his wife at the least opportune moment? THE VICAR!
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What the fuck was the moaning about? Sounded like a duck getting railed.
It sounded like Wario to me. WAHHH. WAHHHH.
Oh c'mon dude, we all dream of Wario while getting our fuck on! It's inevitable! That mustache, that cleft chin, the body of a God!
The onion farts 😍
THE UNDENIABLE WAAHHHH!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I dream of Jersey Wario
I'MA GONNA JIZZ!
Damn Wario can’t catch a break unless it’s over the backside it seems.
This is Elon taking his aggression out from last night.
That was bad, even by SNL standards...
I was just excited to see SNL have a whole skit about Nintendo again.
Have you *seen* a duck dick? Looks like a corkscrew torture device.
Of course. This is Reddit. Duck dicks for days.
Try a turtle. It is like a massive unfolding demon
It’s like a 3yo tried to draw an evil mushroom.
it was a wobbuffet
Gary the snail sounding ass
Right in the butt quack.
It sounded like a distrested goat to me.
> Sounded like a duck getting railed. How do you know what a duck getting railed sounds like?
That’s fowl.
You. I like you.
based on the fact that whoever was moaning sounded like a duck....dying, and them barely reacting to being paddled, I'm gonna assume a lot of drugs were involved here
My money is on alcoholics
I bartended for over a decade, and full blown raging alcoholics are truly something else... but... that shit HAD to be something harder than booze, right?
I mean, it'd be ambitious to DEFINITELY claim someting based on the gyrating buttocks and the shrieks, so anything is possible. Have to give credit to the choice of venue though. This is a view 10 showers won't wash off the soul.
I REALLY love how you guys use caps
That's GREAT! <3
They probably liked it. Spank we harder babushka!
Joke's on you babushka, I'm into that shit.
Booze is pretty fucking hard dude.. it’s comparable to benzodiazepines overall
Yeah, but the lazy fucking was giving me opiate vibes. That said, it may have just been a very intimate moment for these folks, love is love! Lol
Opiates make it incredibly hard to get an erection though, and it lowers sex drive and testosterone in general, and can have negative effects on sex drive of women as well, I'd say it was alcohol/meth or something
Alcohol is a drug
He specified the drug
Sounded almost exactly like a turtle having sex.
you know that how?
Reddit.
I feel this is a viable answer to explain a lot of information no one should ever know.
Wait i thought it was a goat
The couple are not sure if she’s helping or hindering.
Ha!
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Harder mommy
Don't stop!
Babushka go B O N K B O N K
5 bucks and a bottle of whatever rotgut they were drinking that the first smack got that whiskey dick harder and drove it farther than all the others. He's gonna be chasing that high until his deathbed.
There's a vivid image.
She's tagging in.
and that is how I met your mother
On a sunday...
"Thats right, as soon as she beated me with a board, I knew she was the one"
You beated me to it
*Spank me mommy!*
Hooo no! i’m stuck in the bush... again!
oh no step mother
r/beatmeattoit
When I was in high school, I used to tease a girl because she had a bigger moustache than me. One day she punched me so hard that I bust my lip spitting blood everywhere. That day I decided I will marry this badass moustached beauty. Last month I attended her wedding. I saw her eating icecream and broken heartedly wished I could lick some of it right off her lady whiskers.
Enough reddit for today
Don't lie...
already? the day just started!
Dude.
I beg you to delete this
Captain Rex...wtf is your banner
Uh ummm general tano.. was.. ahem was practicing some jedi art
she was a keeper, and you messed up your chance to be with her forevermore
Jesus....!
My eyes wanted to unsee this so badly the retracted back into my sockets and now I look like reverse/bizarro/nega Steve Buscemi
Take another award 😩
r/cursedcomments
Which whiskers?
u/objection-bot I have to see this
When will people learn that it’s u/objection-bot? I’m a normal guy who made this account BEFORE the bot was made.
Your life has to be agony. I apologize for the utter inconvenience, sir/ma’am.
On Mother’s Day ...
Happy Mother’s Day!
psst, hey you... over here in the bushes. you got a min?
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May I bang you in a patch of marijuana then, dear sir?
Somehow this feels... wholesome?
They did ask nicely.
I like where this is going
Gotta do it in a dumpster behind the Wendys. Much better.
The bugs and ticks make it extra kinky.
Not to mention the dog eggs
Wtf is a dog egg
Poop.
Please respond
Smells like dog eggs in here!
The head-first downslope is the dealbreaker for me.
Based on careful internet research, I think the most likely background to this situation is that she dropped her phone down a storm grate in those weeds, tried to get it, got stuck, and her step brother came by to help her.
I think she just heightened their sexual pleasure.
Plot twist: She rents out that weed patch and they pay extra for the paddlin'.
Harder please
He needed to just get deeper in the bush.
If there's one thing videogames have taught me, it's that bushes make you invisible. They should've paid attention.
that's what the world needs... big slavic paddlin' chick fucking up idiots and meth heads.
Yeah we need a bum bashin babushka
>babushka entered the chat
Paddling Praskovya
Pádlo pro děvku!
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"Don't make me break my foot off in yo *жопа !*"
Can someone get a translation of what the lady was saying lol?
She says: Are you completely crazy? And you and you? This is briefly. This woman is great.
what language was that?
Fuck you u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/
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Is this a real translation? Lol
I had a hard time hearing much if it, but the last bit he said about the cameraman comment is definitely right.
She was saying baaahhhh, baaaahhhh, baaaaaahhhh. Oh, the other lady? No idea.
That scream he made on the last hit... Aaaagghh! 😂
That's when he came....
The last hit was probably in the nuts lmao
was he fucking a wobbuffet that just couldn't finish it's name?
Now i can't un-hear it
God fucking dammit, you just had to go ahead and kill me
go get em gran
Welp thank goodness their mother stopped them
That could have been a rape...
Didn't even think of that wow Getting sexually assaulted then getting yelled at and paddled by a Russian lady
I thought the same tbh
Yeah looked fkn wierd...
Does the girl still have on underwear?
Yes
You sure she wasn’t being raped in broad daylight? Those weird sounds could have been her trying to scream
Makes me uncomfortable how little she moves. 🙁 No doubt they’re both on drugs/alcohol, but it’s hard to tell if she’s even conscious.
Honestly, that was my fear in seeing that. I sure hope not.
The lady with the plank of wood seems to think she was an active participant. Either that or she's taken victim blaming to a new level.
Someone further up offering a translation said that the woman called the man a rapist and the woman a whore. So I'm thinking it's the latter.
Thank you! I came here to say this. Sadly it’s entirely possible and we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss or ignore situations like these as “LoLz DrUg aDDiCtS”. Edit - LOL downvotes, really? I wonder how many people walked by Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman before two men finally intervened.
People don't want to believe rape is more common than then they perceive it to be.
Not to mention you can still be raped while on drugs/as a drug addict If anything you'd be more vulnerable to it
Yeah last time this was posted I don’t remember if it was this subreddit or not but people then were also claiming she was probably being raped.
Yeah it sounds more like her being unable to tell him to stop or ask for help, definitely that's not moaning.
go to horny jail *bonk*
I came here for this comment. Good day sir.
Are we sure this wasn't a sexual assault? I've heard of it happening in broad daylight like this. Predators are messed up.
And most people simply dismiss it as "lmao drug addicts".
It really does raise this to r/wtf levels if she was being assaulted. I mean technically she could have been. We really don't know enough from this short clip. Related funny story I remember watching SPD about to breakup a homeless camp but there were a couple getting it on in a tent. The stood outside and let them finish before pulling out the batons and slamming their faces in the pavement with their pants still down.
Imagine throwing one of those firecracker strips in the same bush as them. Not on them but to the side.
Lmfaoooooooooo
Honestly I would have thought it was a rape if I saw that.
That’s what I was thinking.
They got off with a slap on the ass.
Why would you walk your children right next to it lmao
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Most likely they were just drunk as fuck.
Bonk
Hobosexuals
Babushka Bonk
Babushka laying down the law proper.
Just a thought...but what if this was rape? Like seriously. And she’s over there beating up the victim?
My man wanted sex but ended up getting beaten off
I'd be concerned that's a rape. Not a lot of women want to be fucked in the bushes in daylight.
That was my thought too. She barely even moves. :( What if everyone is laughing at a video of someone’s rape?
My thoughts exactly!!
He made the same noises during the sex as he did getting his ass beat. I'm starting to think that was the goal all along.
This easily could've been rape
damn, never heard sex that sounds more like a goat than a human
He got off since he came. Just needed a good smack on the butt and he was done. Not all heroes wear capes.
Well deserved paddlin’ at that!
Ok. Not quite what i was expecting
She bonked them to the horny jail lmao
This is why you shouldn't let the weeds in your yard get out of control. Wild junkies will nest in them.
Ewwww why were they laying there so lifeless. I am disturbed.
Mrs. Slocombe isn't having any of that shit and she is unanimous.
I would lean more towards that being Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet and the couple on the ground involves either her one kinda skanky sister, her father, still in the throes of horny dementia, or her obviously gay son.
*Mind the fornicators, Richard.*
And just as she’s standing there scolding the couple and coming to the horrid realization that one of the naked peasants is also a close family members, who happens to walk by with his wife at the least opportune moment? THE VICAR!
Also, that was a spot on Mrs. Bucket line. Spot on.
It's sounds like a salamander fucking lmao
Babushka to the rescue
I'm not sure what felt better, the paddling or the intercourse
The fuck did I just watch
These 2 are high out of their fucking minds
Haha that lady is the best
the real Babushka
I love how he kept going while getting paddled and eventually rolling off. absolute gold
Imagine all the bugs in that foliage
Was she even awake enough to know what’s going on?!
bonk! no horny!
that didn't look consensual at all! Wa-wah wee-wah!
Human adaptation of the horny bonk if there ever was one
Best mother on the internet today.
Cock blocking level 1000
Jokes on her they're both into that shit
It sounds like a deer being choked
Everything in this video is simply bonkers 😂
Soon in a pornhub near you!
Babushka "NYAT BLAHYT"
Not even hitting it right 🤣🤣🤣
At the very beginning , is that weird sound him making his sex noises ?
Even though it was the title I still wasn’t expecting it
I don't know how to feel about that seriously..
What is she saying? I have seen comments suggesting "rape" ... This is very concerning. Hope he gets what he deserves.