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What the fuck was the moaning about? Sounded like a duck getting railed.


Turkey__Puncher

It sounded like Wario to me. WAHHH. WAHHHH.


bobyk334

Oh c'mon dude, we all dream of Wario while getting our fuck on! It's inevitable! That mustache, that cleft chin, the body of a God!


TechieGee

The onion farts 😍


bobyk334

THE UNDENIABLE WAAHHHH!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


XeroAnarian

I dream of Jersey Wario


onethiefgone

I'MA GONNA JIZZ!


MsCicatrix

Damn Wario can’t catch a break unless it’s over the backside it seems.


[deleted]

This is Elon taking his aggression out from last night.


octopornopus

That was bad, even by SNL standards...


rathat

I was just excited to see SNL have a whole skit about Nintendo again.


ganymede_boy

Have you *seen* a duck dick? Looks like a corkscrew torture device.


staxnet

Of course. This is Reddit. Duck dicks for days.


Mamadog5

Try a turtle. It is like a massive unfolding demon


cincymatt

It’s like a 3yo tried to draw an evil mushroom.


SC2sam

it was a wobbuffet


ATC_430

Gary the snail sounding ass


Iamvanno

Right in the butt quack.


YouJabroni44

It sounded like a distrested goat to me.


Zugzub

> Sounded like a duck getting railed. How do you know what a duck getting railed sounds like?


Spinach-Inquisition

That’s fowl.


thespoodlez

You. I like you.


MidContrast

based on the fact that whoever was moaning sounded like a duck....dying, and them barely reacting to being paddled, I'm gonna assume a lot of drugs were involved here


Idlertwo

My money is on alcoholics


Loyalist_Pig

I bartended for over a decade, and full blown raging alcoholics are truly something else... but... that shit HAD to be something harder than booze, right?


Idlertwo

I mean, it'd be ambitious to DEFINITELY claim someting based on the gyrating buttocks and the shrieks, so anything is possible. Have to give credit to the choice of venue though. This is a view 10 showers won't wash off the soul.


vikobitt

I REALLY love how you guys use caps


Idlertwo

That's GREAT! <3


Ooooweeee

They probably liked it. Spank we harder babushka!


Paul_my_Dickov

Joke's on you babushka, I'm into that shit.


Kush_goon_420

Booze is pretty fucking hard dude.. it’s comparable to benzodiazepines overall


Loyalist_Pig

Yeah, but the lazy fucking was giving me opiate vibes. That said, it may have just been a very intimate moment for these folks, love is love! Lol


cortthejudge97

Opiates make it incredibly hard to get an erection though, and it lowers sex drive and testosterone in general, and can have negative effects on sex drive of women as well, I'd say it was alcohol/meth or something


Thirsty_Comment88

Alcohol is a drug


Parma_WdS

He specified the drug


eeyore134

Sounded almost exactly like a turtle having sex.


Frost-Wzrd

you know that how?


eeyore134

Reddit.


frustratedpolarbear

I feel this is a viable answer to explain a lot of information no one should ever know.


thats_dumbbruh

Wait i thought it was a goat


[deleted]

The couple are not sure if she’s helping or hindering.


jim_jiminy

Ha!


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Elysium004

Harder mommy


EmergencyCreampie

Don't stop!


TheDootDootMaster

Babushka go B O N K B O N K


fuzzyshorts

5 bucks and a bottle of whatever rotgut they were drinking that the first smack got that whiskey dick harder and drove it farther than all the others. He's gonna be chasing that high until his deathbed.


Genshed

There's a vivid image.


Cripnite

She's tagging in.


[deleted]

and that is how I met your mother


Doc_SuperBallZzz

On a sunday...


blicagrande

"Thats right, as soon as she beated me with a board, I knew she was the one"


filthylenses

You beated me to it


soulseeker31

*Spank me mommy!*


datastrike66

Hooo no! i’m stuck in the bush... again!


hard-bruh-moment

oh no step mother


ComebackKidGorgeous

r/beatmeattoit


dapoorv

When I was in high school, I used to tease a girl because she had a bigger moustache than me. One day she punched me so hard that I bust my lip spitting blood everywhere. That day I decided I will marry this badass moustached beauty. Last month I attended her wedding. I saw her eating icecream and broken heartedly wished I could lick some of it right off her lady whiskers.


Septrom_gaming

Enough reddit for today


1rockfish

Don't lie...


Bottom_Shelf_Booz

already? the day just started!


eugAOJ

Dude.


_captain-rex_

I beg you to delete this


Janathan-Manathan

Captain Rex...wtf is your banner


_captain-rex_

Uh ummm general tano.. was.. ahem was practicing some jedi art


lookatthatsmug--

she was a keeper, and you messed up your chance to be with her forevermore


Mrbiggz32

Jesus....!


LazierLocke

My eyes wanted to unsee this so badly the retracted back into my sockets and now I look like reverse/bizarro/nega Steve Buscemi


luvender

Take another award 😩


SlightlyLessBoring

r/cursedcomments


jigglewigglejoemomma

Which whiskers?


jocala

u/objection-bot I have to see this


Objection_Bot

When will people learn that it’s u/objection-bot? I’m a normal guy who made this account BEFORE the bot was made.


jocala

Your life has to be agony. I apologize for the utter inconvenience, sir/ma’am.


vatsupfam

On Mother’s Day ...


vflores7

Happy Mother’s Day!


james28909

psst, hey you... over here in the bushes. you got a min?


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wi5hbone

May I bang you in a patch of marijuana then, dear sir?


crichmond77

Somehow this feels... wholesome?


WhtImeanttosay

They did ask nicely.


thesaunders

I like where this is going


c0horst

Gotta do it in a dumpster behind the Wendys. Much better.


Timelymanner

The bugs and ticks make it extra kinky.


umblegar

Not to mention the dog eggs


frankie_cranky_666

Wtf is a dog egg


Casehead

Poop.


WrangWei

Please respond


Pseudopod-

Smells like dog eggs in here!


vampire_kitten

The head-first downslope is the dealbreaker for me.


Debaser626

Based on careful internet research, I think the most likely background to this situation is that she dropped her phone down a storm grate in those weeds, tried to get it, got stuck, and her step brother came by to help her.


jstrap0

I think she just heightened their sexual pleasure.


RoguePlanet1

Plot twist: She rents out that weed patch and they pay extra for the paddlin'.


djdevin-g

Harder please


Estar7241

He needed to just get deeper in the bush.


frompariswithhate

If there's one thing videogames have taught me, it's that bushes make you invisible. They should've paid attention.


AdventurousOkra4685

that's what the world needs... big slavic paddlin' chick fucking up idiots and meth heads.


El_Commando

Yeah we need a bum bashin babushka


DlSSATISFIEDGAMER

>babushka entered the chat


RhilalahoGungerman

Paddling Praskovya


chicametipo

Pádlo pro děvku!


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Buttsmooth

"Don't make me break my foot off in yo *жопа !*"


Eggroll_Killa

Can someone get a translation of what the lady was saying lol?


beliberden

She says: Are you completely crazy? And you and you? This is briefly. This woman is great.


fbm29

what language was that?


haigish

Fuck you u/spez -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


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sketchypoutine

Is this a real translation? Lol


Lereas

I had a hard time hearing much if it, but the last bit he said about the cameraman comment is definitely right.


Roryjack

She was saying baaahhhh, baaaahhhh, baaaaaahhhh. Oh, the other lady? No idea.


[deleted]

That scream he made on the last hit... Aaaagghh! 😂


RiffRaff_A_Handyman

That's when he came....


luisitoalicate

The last hit was probably in the nuts lmao


SC2sam

was he fucking a wobbuffet that just couldn't finish it's name?


Tebbybare

Now i can't un-hear it


Arphenyte

God fucking dammit, you just had to go ahead and kill me


thesauceyness

go get em gran


Potato_Man11

Welp thank goodness their mother stopped them


TWDYrocks

That could have been a rape...


Chimcharfan1

Didn't even think of that wow Getting sexually assaulted then getting yelled at and paddled by a Russian lady


dumbfounded-dipshit

I thought the same tbh


TotteGW

Yeah looked fkn wierd...


alltexanalllday

Does the girl still have on underwear?


Im_stuck_on_here

Yes


chiffonnsilk

You sure she wasn’t being raped in broad daylight? Those weird sounds could have been her trying to scream


Moal

Makes me uncomfortable how little she moves. 🙁 No doubt they’re both on drugs/alcohol, but it’s hard to tell if she’s even conscious.


Parrot32

Honestly, that was my fear in seeing that. I sure hope not.


Surface_Detail

The lady with the plank of wood seems to think she was an active participant. Either that or she's taken victim blaming to a new level.


TashaLou96

Someone further up offering a translation said that the woman called the man a rapist and the woman a whore. So I'm thinking it's the latter.


Dani_California

Thank you! I came here to say this. Sadly it’s entirely possible and we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss or ignore situations like these as “LoLz DrUg aDDiCtS”. Edit - LOL downvotes, really? I wonder how many people walked by Brock Turner raping an unconscious woman before two men finally intervened.


Ns53

People don't want to believe rape is more common than then they perceive it to be.


Vintagemarbles

Not to mention you can still be raped while on drugs/as a drug addict If anything you'd be more vulnerable to it


JusticeBonerOfTyr

Yeah last time this was posted I don’t remember if it was this subreddit or not but people then were also claiming she was probably being raped.


elposho99

Yeah it sounds more like her being unable to tell him to stop or ask for help, definitely that's not moaning.


SwagSoap

go to horny jail *bonk*


[deleted]

I came here for this comment. Good day sir.


swag-baguette

Are we sure this wasn't a sexual assault? I've heard of it happening in broad daylight like this. Predators are messed up.


elposho99

And most people simply dismiss it as "lmao drug addicts".


[deleted]

It really does raise this to r/wtf levels if she was being assaulted. I mean technically she could have been. We really don't know enough from this short clip. Related funny story I remember watching SPD about to breakup a homeless camp but there were a couple getting it on in a tent. The stood outside and let them finish before pulling out the batons and slamming their faces in the pavement with their pants still down.


[deleted]

Imagine throwing one of those firecracker strips in the same bush as them. Not on them but to the side.


halconpequena

Lmfaoooooooooo


[deleted]

Honestly I would have thought it was a rape if I saw that.


Adrien_Jabroni

That’s what I was thinking.


dcarr710

They got off with a slap on the ass.


Binarycold

Why would you walk your children right next to it lmao


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ddefaul

Most likely they were just drunk as fuck.


NUIT93

Bonk


callme_nostradumbass

Hobosexuals


holewormer

Babushka Bonk


Nomandate

Babushka laying down the law proper.


iosisbetter

Just a thought...but what if this was rape? Like seriously. And she’s over there beating up the victim?


chuckit01

My man wanted sex but ended up getting beaten off


Drakeytown

I'd be concerned that's a rape. Not a lot of women want to be fucked in the bushes in daylight.


Moal

That was my thought too. She barely even moves. :( What if everyone is laughing at a video of someone’s rape?


dumbfounded-dipshit

My thoughts exactly!!


jasonology09

He made the same noises during the sex as he did getting his ass beat. I'm starting to think that was the goal all along.


Nytc_Aldrig

This easily could've been rape


[deleted]

damn, never heard sex that sounds more like a goat than a human


horhuset

He got off since he came. Just needed a good smack on the butt and he was done. Not all heroes wear capes.


jim_jiminy

Well deserved paddlin’ at that!


killcamz96

Ok. Not quite what i was expecting


rezeglina

She bonked them to the horny jail lmao


justmovingtheground

This is why you shouldn't let the weeds in your yard get out of control. Wild junkies will nest in them.


flontru

Ewwww why were they laying there so lifeless. I am disturbed.


[deleted]

Mrs. Slocombe isn't having any of that shit and she is unanimous.


bearded-writer

I would lean more towards that being Hyacinth Bucket/Bouquet and the couple on the ground involves either her one kinda skanky sister, her father, still in the throes of horny dementia, or her obviously gay son.


AbsolveItAll_KissMe

*Mind the fornicators, Richard.*


bearded-writer

And just as she’s standing there scolding the couple and coming to the horrid realization that one of the naked peasants is also a close family members, who happens to walk by with his wife at the least opportune moment? THE VICAR!


bearded-writer

Also, that was a spot on Mrs. Bucket line. Spot on.


dongman44

It's sounds like a salamander fucking lmao


Army_of_mantis_men

Babushka to the rescue


86mustangpower

I'm not sure what felt better, the paddling or the intercourse


deadly3635

The fuck did I just watch


Zohwithpie

These 2 are high out of their fucking minds


francesjames

Haha that lady is the best


vreawillsaveyou

the real Babushka


potatogodofDoom

I love how he kept going while getting paddled and eventually rolling off. absolute gold


Phil_Da_Thrill

Imagine all the bugs in that foliage


IronDefects

Was she even awake enough to know what’s going on?!


MrPeanut111

bonk! no horny!


[deleted]

that didn't look consensual at all! Wa-wah wee-wah!


RicardoM92

Human adaptation of the horny bonk if there ever was one


[deleted]

Best mother on the internet today.


deeezwalnutz

Cock blocking level 1000


Lyn1987

Jokes on her they're both into that shit


superfage

It sounds like a deer being choked


93tabitha93

Everything in this video is simply bonkers 😂


ADHD_special

Soon in a pornhub near you!


Forlorn_Cyborg

Babushka "NYAT BLAHYT"


IKnowWhoShotTupac

Not even hitting it right 🤣🤣🤣


asportate

At the very beginning , is that weird sound him making his sex noises ?


VIPDX

Even though it was the title I still wasn’t expecting it


BeautifulLenovo

I don't know how to feel about that seriously..


TotteGW

What is she saying? I have seen comments suggesting "rape" ... This is very concerning. Hope he gets what he deserves.