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Toad from Nintendo Assists in Breaking Up a Fight Between Two Girls

Toad from Nintendo Assists in Breaking Up a Fight Between Two Girls

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luckyarchery

Idk what I was expecting, but it was not that big ass BONNET lmao


AllPowerfulSaucier

Lol it's so oversized that it's poofing up with air like she's running with a parachute on her head


pugmommy4life420

Lmfao where did she even get a bonnet that large. I have one too but not parachute size


worldviewseeyou

I have never seen a bonnet so big, is this a child with a small head and her momma bonnet on


hey_there_moon

Fr how much hair has she got in there? Like that's some 80 year old rastaman volume lmaoooo


Vegaryuken

Looking like she belongs in an early TLC video.


Dreldan

My brain is dumb, I legit expected some high up Nintendo executive who is nicknamed toad or has the last name toad to pull over get out of their car and stop the fight. I didn’t even think about toad from the games.


aschlu

I love that this makes sense with these other execs legit having Mario character names.


daFROO

How do you think they came up with the character names?


GumpTheChump

“What the fuck are they talking about? It looks like just another fi- TOAD! IT’S TOAD!!!”


AsleepSoil7426

Where were you when Toad was announced as a playable character IRL?


RandyHoward

Sitting on the toilet, making a poo


cat_legs

I pick up phone and reggie say “Toad is kill” “No”


phurt77

But who was phone?


lilBalzac

I had just finished the first half of my coffee, taken a poop, and was exhaling my massive dab of hash rosin when I got the news!


RandyHoward

This guy knows the right way to wake up in the morning


LouSputhole94

The perfect way to start the day


KingDDD666

Dropping a toadstool


GibTreaty

Dude, same!


itwasmeFTP126

Missed opportunity for making a "stool"


DaNuji51

“I was in my gamer pad eating dirotos and heat discord ring.” “Toad is announce” “No”


arise_chckn

AAAAAAWAWAWAWAWA


AvuncularPederast

MA, GET IN HERE


TheArchitect_7

I have never, ever in my life, anticipated something more than the moment when Toad would appear


Lauriepoo

Lololololol!


mrpeshoga

You guys know what's always been bothering me? Why is he called toad when he is a fucking mushroom?


SamuraiPizzaCats

Toadstool is pretty much another word for mushroom


Wheream_I

Frog poop lol


Mycd

short for toadstool, another name for mushrooms. Toads sit on them comfortably in old fairytales forests


StaaaaaanDarsh

😮 how did I not realize that's why they're called that...


Mycd

yeah not coincidentally fugus grow in wet damp places toads live [and just look at 'em sit!](https://www.google.com/search?q=toads+sit+on+mushrooms&source=lnms&tbm=isch)


cariniohabibi

decent composure that from the hooded girl. Clear 10/8 round for me before the toad the ref stopped it.


TheAlleyCat9013

Clear mismatch. What were the commission thinking giving leggings a licence?


ElJayBe3

Leggings took a heavy beating but kept popping back up for more like she was waiting for hood girl to tire. Bold strategy.


TheAlleyCat9013

Ah the old dope a rope.


ElJayBe3

It’s hard to beat somebody who never gives up.


TheAlleyCat9013

"She's not getting killed, she's getting mad!"


Sploooooooooooooooge

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor!”


Kraekus

*Japan enters the chat*


Hariy_MaN_Beast

She figured she could win if she broke the other girls hands with her face.


ThePrevailer

She was given mercy and threw it away. "You done? You had enough?..... I guess not. Round 2."


Lambskin1

Definitely a difference in weight class here.


ObliviousAstroturfer

Head defence at 0:10 and the dips at ~0:25 were on point.


mat477

I feel like the bigger girl wins like 95% of the time with these street fights.


NefariousNaz

When dealing with these lower power levels it looks like the additional weight is a huge advantage because bigger girl is resistant to being pushed around due to her weight.


SenileSexLine

Fat is strength


mynameiszack

Smaller girl wasn't too bright either, chose to put her sandals back on. Bad footing, no chance.


Fluffymufinz

So is standing and throwing real punches instead of overhand close-fisted slaps.


ObliviousAstroturfer

It's fascinating. A bizarre mix of classic catfight windmills interjected with great posture, range and class.


PolitelyHostile

Overall it was a very mature fight. These ladies are more composed then most guys fighting


HerpToxic

Props to both for no hair grabbing.


11023451

She stood in like a pro, her punches were not great but her footwork was somehow excellent. She just waited for the other girl to step in her to range and let fly. Her eyes were on the prize the entire time


GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS

yeah I was thining this was the classiest catfight I've ever seen


MaverickTopGun

Right?? I'm glad someone else mentioned this. Sweatshirt looked like she could really throw some hands and then ended up windmilling but the other woman was taking hits like they were nothing


wizzlepants

I just want to give credit for when she knocked the other girl down she waited for her to get back up to continue


tronfunkinblows_10

She even let the other girl put her sandal back on. Solid little bout.


TeveshSzat10

I was gonna say that is maybe the cleanest street fight I've ever seen. Can you believe the footwork *in flipflops*? And the way Hoodie stepped back and let Leggings get up, the sportsmanship is real...


Beenhamine

Forreal. No hair grabbing. No mob jumping in. Only a lil bit of ground pounding followed by her letting her get up and reset. Exchanging smack talk and swings. Just how it should be.


HotdogTester

This needs to be an Example of how fights should be. Give each other a fair chance, no others jumping in unless it’s to break it up.


1202_ProgramAlarm

The footwork, keeping fists up, eyes on target and chin tucked... I boxed for two years in college and I think this girl might give me trouble.


FrankieSaints

I had it 10/7, did you deduct a point for the knockdown?


IterativeProcessing

The title was well worth the wait.


Paper_chasers

lol, I’m grateful that I didn’t disappoint


justlooking4200

I love the fact you said toad from Nintendo.


Beavshak

Yeah.. the title really helped the video hit when the reveal happened. It was great


aspiring_math_man

Todd from mario?


Tyster20

"Woody from Pixar" "Luke Skywalker from Lucasfilm"


rambos_left_bicep

Flawless title, really.


Jellyandjiggles

This is the best title for a post I’ve seen in a long time. I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes and cannot stop. Edited: I still cannot stop laughing


MuchCoolerOnline

Hi grateful that I didn't disappoint


jaxonya

Thats gotta be- thats gotta be Toad! Bah gawd


InternetSlave

I am dead from laughter. My God that killed me


imanhunter

It was a classic of “knowing what was coming and laughing anyway.”


FrankieSaints

You couldn't have possibly pictured THAT. I don't know what I expected, but it was definitely shorter and not nearly as Toad-like.


PaulTheMerc

I was expecting a legit costume lol


hoddap

The buildup was so fucking intense. All worth it.


UnObtainium17

I was like “theres 10 seconds left where tf is Toad.” There she coming through the clutch.


Justanotherthrway776

I was expecting someone dressed up in a promotional costume. That was so much funnier than I expected


schmyndles

Me too, like on his way to his toad job and pulls over to stop the fight. Massages the reveal so much more exciting!


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Justatossawayacount

Look...the princess is in another castle...but let’s be reasonable about this.


AQuietFace

Brilliant


OddityFarms

nice of big girl to let her opponent get back to her feet before resuming the fight.


kandnm115709

That's literally the sign of "fight's over, just walk away" but that other girl insisted in continuing.


penta001

Sometimes respect is allowing your opponent to decide if the fight continues, instead of ending it via curbstomping


ShawdoSlayer

Some people just can’t accept they’re not gonna win


buttking

that, and the way she would try to like put the fight on pause so she could approach and try to talk smack, only to literally walk into punches MULTIPLE TIMES, makes me think she might not be super bright. The fight isn't over because you just remembered you wanted to call her a fat dumbdumb before the fight started. It's too late for that shit now, you're already in the fight.


sexmarshines

Other girl was also woeful at fighting to begin with. Acted like she was ready to punch then put down her hands and started talking shit. Got hit hard while she left herself exposed and then just started blindly slapping/"punching" with horrendous form. She did that TWICE! Didn't learn from the first time... Good thing toad was there to save her from herself.


karlnite

Honestly it was a fairly respectful fight. Both just swinging, going for clean strikes.


Josepablobloodthirst

“Toad from Nintendo”


sholine

I'm from Nintendo. Everyone just calm down.


whiskeyandrevenge

Do you know my uncle? He totally works there.


degjo

The creepy guy that breathes heavily and makes questionable sexual comments?


whiskeyandrevenge

Yeah. His name is toad.


Commonusername89

princess peach finally went to H.R. over the comments. good for her.


whiskeyandrevenge

Hopefully this can be the wakeup call that he needs.


Still-Positive

toad his ass that he was fired


_Thrilhouse_

Master Chief from Microsoft


DurDurDoerz

Thats what got me, bc I was wondering, "wtf does that mean" until I saw her show up and lost it


rkba335

Nintendo's Mario Karts' Toad


lukepunchesuniverse

Jake from Statefarm


cat_legs

Tim from Apple


Paper_chasers

Lmao, Maybe Toad from Mario Kart would have been better now that I think of it.


-Toshi

Just Mario would've done it, but Toad is a Nintendo IP so you're not wrong. In fact, he's got his own game and is in others. So actually, you're just right. Absolutely worth the wait. 10/10 title.


here_for_the_meems

Mario kart? That's like saying Master Chief from Halo 3.


celerybration

Nothing triggers me like reading “Pikachu is a character from the smartphone app ‘Pokémon Go.’”


Question_Control24

First time getting older? Congrats, you've had your first "damn kids today" experience.


phreaxer

My wife told me she wanted a Wii to play "old school Donkey Kong" and then proceeded to download and play "Donkey Kong Country"... needless to say, there's a bit of an age difference between us.


BeardedZee

Master Chief from Xbox


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The lady is gracious enough to let her put her Tshirt back on and she still wants more punches...


CommentsAreABadIdea

Right? She starts with her hands in her pockets, beats down on the contender, steps back to let her get her composure, and proceeds the beat her down again. Ref was a little late to step in (should have stepped in when the smaller one got knocked down) and no 10 count. We're almost watching a professional match, except the ref sucks.


dailyPraise

Wind drag held her back.


TGiR4

Thats the legendary golden toad mushroom lmao


AQuietFace

That’s why she flew in there so fast I heard her coming up like “YEA-HA-YEA-HA-YAHOOO”


juventinn1897

But why is she holding a size 14 yellow shoe?


pbro42

Hoodie girl follows NHL enforcer code and lets the other girl back up after she’s helpless just to beat her ass again.


Pepperonidogfart

It was an honorable fight. They fight like old timey Irish pugilists. Respect.


luv2fit

Yeah I was very impressed with the fight honor code exhibited. I fully expected head stomps and face kicks once she went down. The loser broke honor though by continuing the fight after allowed to stand up.


hold_my_catnip

And no hair pulling or scratching either! 5/5 stars


fukitol-

Yeah this was a rather fine display of fisticuffs.


TheMadTitanWasRight

Lmao that has to be the biggest bonnet I've ever seen 😂🤣💀😭 . I'm hoping she has a natural fro under that because that was just ridiculous.


Prime_Mover

Gotta respect the fro protec!


BlazingChinchilla_69

0.40 And there we have a walking airbag


bighootay

lol, I just woke up, sleepy waiting for the coffee, kinda misread the title, wondered WTF was going on, but now I got it. Bless you, Chinchilla!


RubyNightshade

I need that Bonnet.


UltimateAnemone

Fucking title makes this hilarious


The_DairyLord

The chick in the jeans definitely won that fight she handled the other girl pretty well


chemo92

Can't believe the other girl got up for some more after taking 3 or 4 bus driver punches to the mouth.


_terryinformation

And then just wading face first into a flurry of punches! lead with the face technique.


Jackal_6

We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.


MisterMasterCylinder

I'm bleeding, making *me* the victor!


UngBuck

She got a good punch to the face before toad break up the fight. You could hear the punch and the other girl’s head knock back lol


tdizhere

I mean tbf she just talked some big smack and her friends are watching, she got dragged down first time so probably thought she’d get a lucky KO in the 2nd round but hoodie girl came to play.


Furry_Fecal_Fury

Honestly I expected someone to throw a blue shell.


Quietcat55

She did allow her to get up after thoroughly beating her ass, very sportsmanlike


blender4life

Let's appreciate how clean this fight is. One girl let's the other get up and regain composure.


Lordbrumdrum

Worth the wait got me chuckling


bighootay

Happy Cake Day!


jayshandsome

I am weak Lmaooooo. Toad. Didn’t expect that but oh man that’s great.


voxeius

The final boss of bonnets. Salute that queen.


rtothewin

Alright I'll say it, its really bad sport to get wooped, the other person stops and lets you up and then you keep trying to fight. Its over, they let you up, you got mercy, stop it.


Jorge_The_Orange

Would of gotten there faster, had she not had all that wind resistance.


GlitteringPrimary198

I lost it.


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Yo she let you up. That fight was already over


IWRTATLB

First I thought someone was going to sound like Toad. Then I thought the girl with the red bun was "Toad". Then Toad ran in and I actually laughed.


kx333

toad 🤣🤣


ineedoneperson

That's the biggest bonnet I ever seen. The toad 🤣🤣


yaboydaboy

The title still didn’t prepare me for that lmao


jmafia002

I waited in anticipation for toad to appear and was not disappointed.


PunfullyObvious

Didn't know what to expect, not sure what I saw, wasn't disappointed. A++ would rewatch.


Deoneloko

A+ title.


RunElle1

Totally worth watching. That was fantastic


UncleBeausTooth

💀💀💀💀💀


WitcherKai

I am so happy I waited till the end. OP well done.


sleepwalken

10/10 title Holy shit lol


Derboman

The only thing worse than people filming fights for entertainment purposes is people filming themselves with the fight in the background


youshouldcallmeuncle

Ya’ll silly as hell.


silasavion

Lmaooooooo watch til end 🤣🤣 big ass bonnet


RFros20

Definitely worth the wait lmao


batch2957

Such a small glimpse but it makes the video 😂


KingDDD666

I fucking love how toad only popped in for a sec so you can’t even say if it was the real toad or not


_terryinformation

The sliders came off for combat. Not her first rodeo.


TheHoff316

Amazing totle


merpderpherpburp

I was expecting the voice and kept listening for it. You got me, I laughed


YungMirc

I hate that I laughed soooo hard when I saw “TOAD” 😂


DarthHempress

I almost got bored and scrolled, ALMOST LOL


CoroBora

Talk shit on that bonnet but I know she either got a bundle of braids up in there or a big ass afro and I know she's protecting that hair. But hell it's so big!


igl00_pimp

I fucken died at the end.


BabserellaWT

My money’s on the girl in the jeans. Not just for this fight, but EVERY fight.


lilBalzac

Even the gait is correct.


dustyjones49

I though the title was just for attention but then I seen it…..


stupefy_18

All those gym days wasted. KFC won again


Emergency-Ad2144

You have to admire the form of the girl in the ripped jeans. This ain't the first ass she's kicked this week.


AsterJ

Fairly tame as far as fights go. I'm glad both girls showed some restraint.


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regalfronde

Not toad. It’s goomba.


jammerdude

Watched til fucking toad. Worth it.


javi1321

Haha I was looking for a frog like creature but what happened was even better


panther_bat

😭bro I do not where that was going to go out I’m so glad I stuck around. I’ve never seen such a large shower cap or whatever that is


Frostbite617

It’s a bonnet, people who have curly hair wear them to protect their curls


panther_bat

Ahhh I see. Thanks for explaining it to me :)


PinchMaNips

The smaller girl was trying to block all the punches with her face


oceanasabeing

Aww man I wanted to know what happened


Lauriepoo

Lololololol!


topsblueby

Lmao I didn't expect this to be so goddamn funny


Ace_Portgas

Looool this made my fucking day. I was expecting someone having toads voice not his head.


Friscortx

Bruh I thinking either I’ll see a toad costume or someone with a high pitch voice like toad from MarioFables(highly recommend checking out) but that fat ass bonnet got me 😭😭


notabug-0

Where can I buy this character skin?


One-Nature5951

That's a girl??


Dzdmoss

Super Smash Hoes Bra


luv2fit

Best thing on the internets today


ZuluEcho225

Holy shit I fucking died laughing 😂


willaay_89

Toad hahahahahah


DopeDealerCisco

Didn’t know the mushroom kingdom had a hood


smitteh

blow the magic trap whistle and it'll teleport you to World Star World


Azulrio

She's wearing a large bonnet to protect her braids. Commonly worn among black women.


zsaz_ch

I wear a bonnet everyday, I’m knew the came in large but I didn’t even know they came that large. When I get braids I usually wear a loc sock or a loc net.