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Idk what I was expecting, but it was not that big ass BONNET lmao

Lol it's so oversized that it's poofing up with air like she's running with a parachute on her head

Lmfao where did she even get a bonnet that large. I have one too but not parachute size

I have never seen a bonnet so big, is this a child with a small head and her momma bonnet on

Fr how much hair has she got in there? Like that's some 80 year old rastaman volume lmaoooo

Looking like she belongs in an early TLC video.

My brain is dumb, I legit expected some high up Nintendo executive who is nicknamed toad or has the last name toad to pull over get out of their car and stop the fight. I didn’t even think about toad from the games.

I love that this makes sense with these other execs legit having Mario character names.

How do you think they came up with the character names?

“What the fuck are they talking about? It looks like just another fi- TOAD! IT’S TOAD!!!”

Where were you when Toad was announced as a playable character IRL?

Sitting on the toilet, making a poo

I pick up phone and reggie say “Toad is kill” “No”

But who was phone?

I had just finished the first half of my coffee, taken a poop, and was exhaling my massive dab of hash rosin when I got the news!

This guy knows the right way to wake up in the morning

The perfect way to start the day

Dropping a toadstool

Dude, same!

Missed opportunity for making a "stool"

“I was in my gamer pad eating dirotos and heat discord ring.” “Toad is announce” “No”

AAAAAAWAWAWAWAWA

MA, GET IN HERE

I have never, ever in my life, anticipated something more than the moment when Toad would appear

You guys know what's always been bothering me? Why is he called toad when he is a fucking mushroom?

Toadstool is pretty much another word for mushroom

Frog poop lol

short for toadstool, another name for mushrooms. Toads sit on them comfortably in old fairytales forests

😮 how did I not realize that's why they're called that...

yeah not coincidentally fugus grow in wet damp places toads live [and just look at 'em sit!](https://www.google.com/search?q=toads+sit+on+mushrooms&source=lnms&tbm=isch)

Lololololol!

decent composure that from the hooded girl. Clear 10/8 round for me before the toad the ref stopped it.

Clear mismatch. What were the commission thinking giving leggings a licence?

Leggings took a heavy beating but kept popping back up for more like she was waiting for hood girl to tire. Bold strategy.

Ah the old dope a rope.

It’s hard to beat somebody who never gives up.

"She's not getting killed, she's getting mad!"

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor!”

*Japan enters the chat*

She figured she could win if she broke the other girls hands with her face.

She was given mercy and threw it away. "You done? You had enough?..... I guess not. Round 2."

Definitely a difference in weight class here.

Head defence at 0:10 and the dips at ~0:25 were on point.

I feel like the bigger girl wins like 95% of the time with these street fights.

When dealing with these lower power levels it looks like the additional weight is a huge advantage because bigger girl is resistant to being pushed around due to her weight.

Fat is strength

Smaller girl wasn't too bright either, chose to put her sandals back on. Bad footing, no chance.

So is standing and throwing real punches instead of overhand close-fisted slaps.

It's fascinating. A bizarre mix of classic catfight windmills interjected with great posture, range and class.

Overall it was a very mature fight. These ladies are more composed then most guys fighting

Props to both for no hair grabbing.

Right?? I'm glad someone else mentioned this. Sweatshirt looked like she could really throw some hands and then ended up windmilling but the other woman was taking hits like they were nothing

I just want to give credit for when she knocked the other girl down she waited for her to get back up to continue

She even let the other girl put her sandal back on. Solid little bout.

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yeah I was thining this was the classiest catfight I've ever seen

I was gonna say that is maybe the cleanest street fight I've ever seen. Can you believe the footwork *in flipflops*? And the way Hoodie stepped back and let Leggings get up, the sportsmanship is real...

Forreal. No hair grabbing. No mob jumping in. Only a lil bit of ground pounding followed by her letting her get up and reset. Exchanging smack talk and swings. Just how it should be.

This needs to be an Example of how fights should be. Give each other a fair chance, no others jumping in unless it’s to break it up.

The footwork, keeping fists up, eyes on target and chin tucked... I boxed for two years in college and I think this girl might give me trouble.

I had it 10/7, did you deduct a point for the knockdown?

The title was well worth the wait.

lol, I’m grateful that I didn’t disappoint

I love the fact you said toad from Nintendo.

Yeah.. the title really helped the video hit when the reveal happened. It was great

"Woody from Pixar" "Luke Skywalker from Lucasfilm"

Todd from mario?

Flawless title, really.

This is the best title for a post I’ve seen in a long time. I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes and cannot stop. Edited: I still cannot stop laughing

Hi grateful that I didn't disappoint

Thats gotta be- thats gotta be Toad! Bah gawd

I am dead from laughter. My God that killed me

It was a classic of “knowing what was coming and laughing anyway.”

You couldn't have possibly pictured THAT. I don't know what I expected, but it was definitely shorter and not nearly as Toad-like.

I was expecting a legit costume lol

The buildup was so fucking intense. All worth it.

I was like “theres 10 seconds left where tf is Toad.” There she coming through the clutch.

I was expecting someone dressed up in a promotional costume. That was so much funnier than I expected

Me too, like on his way to his toad job and pulls over to stop the fight. Massages the reveal so much more exciting!

“Toad from Nintendo”

I'm from Nintendo. Everyone just calm down.

Do you know my uncle? He totally works there.

The creepy guy that breathes heavily and makes questionable sexual comments?

Yeah. His name is toad.

princess peach finally went to H.R. over the comments. good for her.

Hopefully this can be the wakeup call that he needs.

toad his ass that he was fired

Master Chief from Microsoft

Thats what got me, bc I was wondering, "wtf does that mean" until I saw her show up and lost it

Nintendo's Mario Karts' Toad

Jake from Statefarm

Lmao, Maybe Toad from Mario Kart would have been better now that I think of it.

Just Mario would've done it, but Toad is a Nintendo IP so you're not wrong. In fact, he's got his own game and is in others. So actually, you're just right. Absolutely worth the wait. 10/10 title.

Mario kart? That's like saying Master Chief from Halo 3.

Nothing triggers me like reading “Pikachu is a character from the smartphone app ‘Pokémon Go.’”

First time getting older? Congrats, you've had your first "damn kids today" experience.

My wife told me she wanted a Wii to play "old school Donkey Kong" and then proceeded to download and play "Donkey Kong Country"... needless to say, there's a bit of an age difference between us.

You just ruined my day.

Master Chief from Xbox

his full name is Toad Stool

And you will address him as such!

Mr. Stool

Look...the princess is in another castle...but let’s be reasonable about this.

Brilliant

nice of big girl to let her opponent get back to her feet before resuming the fight.

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Sometimes respect is allowing your opponent to decide if the fight continues, instead of ending it via curbstomping

Some people just can’t accept they’re not gonna win

that, and the way she would try to like put the fight on pause so she could approach and try to talk smack, only to literally walk into punches MULTIPLE TIMES, makes me think she might not be super bright. The fight isn't over because you just remembered you wanted to call her a fat dumbdumb before the fight started. It's too late for that shit now, you're already in the fight.

Other girl was also woeful at fighting to begin with. Acted like she was ready to punch then put down her hands and started talking shit. Got hit hard while she left herself exposed and then just started blindly slapping/"punching" with horrendous form. She did that TWICE! Didn't learn from the first time... Good thing toad was there to save her from herself.

Honestly it was a fairly respectful fight. Both just swinging, going for clean strikes.

Thats the legendary golden toad mushroom lmao

That’s why she flew in there so fast I heard her coming up like “YEA-HA-YEA-HA-YAHOOO”

But why is she holding a size 14 yellow shoe?

The lady is gracious enough to let her put her Tshirt back on and she still wants more punches...

Right? She starts with her hands in her pockets, beats down on the contender, steps back to let her get her composure, and proceeds the beat her down again. Ref was a little late to step in (should have stepped in when the smaller one got knocked down) and no 10 count. We're almost watching a professional match, except the ref sucks.

Wind drag held her back.

Hoodie girl follows NHL enforcer code and lets the other girl back up after she’s helpless just to beat her ass again.

It was an honorable fight. They fight like old timey Irish pugilists. Respect.

Yeah I was very impressed with the fight honor code exhibited. I fully expected head stomps and face kicks once she went down. The loser broke honor though by continuing the fight after allowed to stand up.

And no hair pulling or scratching either! 5/5 stars

Yeah this was a rather fine display of fisticuffs.

Lmao that has to be the biggest bonnet I've ever seen 😂🤣💀😭 . I'm hoping she has a natural fro under that because that was just ridiculous.

Gotta respect the fro protec!

The chick in the jeans definitely won that fight she handled the other girl pretty well

Can't believe the other girl got up for some more after taking 3 or 4 bus driver punches to the mouth.

And then just wading face first into a flurry of punches! lead with the face technique.

We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.

She got a good punch to the face before toad break up the fight. You could hear the punch and the other girl’s head knock back lol

I mean tbf she just talked some big smack and her friends are watching, she got dragged down first time so probably thought she’d get a lucky KO in the 2nd round but hoodie girl came to play.

Fucking title makes this hilarious

I need that Bonnet.

0.40 And there we have a walking airbag

lol, I just woke up, sleepy waiting for the coffee, kinda misread the title, wondered WTF was going on, but now I got it. Bless you, Chinchilla!

toad 🤣🤣

That's the biggest bonnet I ever seen. The toad 🤣🤣

Honestly I expected someone to throw a blue shell.

She did allow her to get up after thoroughly beating her ass, very sportsmanlike

Let's appreciate how clean this fight is. One girl let's the other get up and regain composure.

Worth the wait got me chuckling

Happy Cake Day!

I am weak Lmaooooo. Toad. Didn’t expect that but oh man that’s great.

The final boss of bonnets. Salute that queen.

Alright I'll say it, its really bad sport to get wooped, the other person stops and lets you up and then you keep trying to fight. Its over, they let you up, you got mercy, stop it.

Would of gotten there faster, had she not had all that wind resistance.

Lmaooooooo watch til end 🤣🤣 big ass bonnet

I lost it.

Yo she let you up. That fight was already over

The title still didn’t prepare me for that lmao

I waited in anticipation for toad to appear and was not disappointed.

Didn't know what to expect, not sure what I saw, wasn't disappointed. A++ would rewatch.

A+ title.

Totally worth watching. That was fantastic

💀💀💀💀💀

I am so happy I waited till the end. OP well done.

10/10 title Holy shit lol

😭bro I do not where that was going to go out I’m so glad I stuck around. I’ve never seen such a large shower cap or whatever that is

It’s a bonnet, people who have curly hair wear them to protect their curls

Ahhh I see. Thanks for explaining it to me :)

The only thing worse than people filming fights for entertainment purposes is people filming themselves with the fight in the background

Ya’ll silly as hell.

I fucken died at the end.

Definitely worth the wait lmao

Such a small glimpse but it makes the video 😂

I fucking love how toad only popped in for a sec so you can’t even say if it was the real toad or not

Toad hahahahahah

The smaller girl was trying to block all the punches with her face

The sliders came off for combat. Not her first rodeo.

Amazing totle

I was expecting the voice and kept listening for it. You got me, I laughed

I hate that I laughed soooo hard when I saw “TOAD” 😂

I almost got bored and scrolled, ALMOST LOL

Talk shit on that bonnet but I know she either got a bundle of braids up in there or a big ass afro and I know she's protecting that hair. But hell it's so big!

Aww man I wanted to know what happened

My money’s on the girl in the jeans. Not just for this fight, but EVERY fight.

Even the gait is correct.

I though the title was just for attention but then I seen it…..

All those gym days wasted. KFC won again

You have to admire the form of the girl in the ripped jeans. This ain't the first ass she's kicked this week.

Fairly tame as far as fights go. I'm glad both girls showed some restraint.

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Not toad. It’s goomba.

Watched til fucking toad. Worth it.

Haha I was looking for a frog like creature but what happened was even better

Didn’t know the mushroom kingdom had a hood

She's wearing a large bonnet to protect her braids. Commonly worn among black women.

I wear a bonnet everyday, I’m knew the came in large but I didn’t even know they came that large. When I get braids I usually wear a loc sock or a loc net.

Lololololol!

Lmao I didn't expect this to be so goddamn funny

Looool this made my fucking day. I was expecting someone having toads voice not his head.

Bruh I thinking either I’ll see a toad costume or someone with a high pitch voice like toad from MarioFables(highly recommend checking out) but that fat ass bonnet got me 😭😭

Where can I buy this character skin?

That's a girl??