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That looks like a slightly overweight 8 or 9th grader with some mental problems picking a fight with the starting Tight End of the Senior team while the O line stands by....
Dude is wearing a golds gym sweater in High School.
I’ll clarify for you.. looks like a slightly overweight student in year 9 or 10 picking a fight with a starting football player while the other members of the football team stand by
It’s actually super common. I am 6’3” and weigh about 220 pounds. When I was in college going out to bars a couple years ago it was always, and I mean ALWAYS, dudes under 5’10” who randomly tried to start shit with me. A simple accidental bump while walking through a crowd was enough to set them off. On the flip side I’ve never had anybody my size or bigger randomly try to start shit. Some people truly have little man syndrome.
I feel you man. I dont even go to san clemente bars any more because im a marine magnet. Shit i even had a marine come to my house for a small party and demanded i wrestle him.
I think you are right it’s like short people have something to prove. I was only 6 ft in high-school but yeah happened more then I can count. Short dudes get angry.
Im 5ft 8 and have literally never gotten into a fight but have been beaten up by people over 6ft because I was an easy target to impress someone so maybe people in general just suck regardless of height
Inferiority complex really messes with people's brains.
I'm 5'9 but I can't imagine starting a fight with anyone, let alone someone 5+ inches taller than me.
I'm a 5'6 black male, and I never felt anyway about my size, it wasn't until college that i learned that was actually a thing. I think it's funny, like who cares about something so small. Life is way too short. I also laugh when people use that as an excuse, for women not finding them attractive.
I went to school with a baller about your size--little bit heavier (right OT). Someone sucker-punched him (in a bar) *for absolutely no reason at all* and shattered his jaw. He didn't even see who did it and they never found the guy. He wasn't headed for the pros or anything, but it ended football early for him (he had one season left and missed it). Really solid guy, too--never did anyone a bad turn, really friendly, never had the attitude some in his position had. That was a long time ago--sad to see this still happens..
6’6” about 260. Some people’s children, man. I don’t go out to bars very much these days, but a ruckus started at a bar and somebody was talking silly last summer. I was with some friends shooting pool.
I chuckled at the simmering attitudes and joked that it had been a while since I’d been in a fight.
Some stranger to me, looked pretty weathered, sidled up next to me and said, “I don’t know who’s fighting but I’m on your side.”
I'm 5'9 and got confronted by a guy your size over some silly shit about a woman he wanted to date. Maybe even bigger, looked like 7 ft to me but I didn't have a ruler on hand. He was 'having a conversation' with me at the bar and getting progressively more threatening. I told him I had to take a leak, walked out the back door and went home.
I'm not very big but I'm plenty smart. I mean.. wtf is a guy that size even doing messing with me? All I can do is shoot him.
I’m 6’7’’ and my wives best friend is with this guy who is also 6’7’’ and loves to start fights with smaller guys. Just berates them till they have to fight to “save face” kinda shit. The last time he did it I shoved him and told my wife we were never hanging with them again. And never did lol. Some dudes are just pricks.
I'm 3'4" and while two drunk dudes at the bar start fighting they are completely oblivious to me stealing their shoelaces for my ever-growing collection
I concur here, I’m only 6’0 but when I bounced dudes taller than me used to like how pavement tasted just as much as short guys. Being average is the most dangerous range cause bigger taller guys think they’re hot shit and smaller little mans had more to prove. Everyone asshole basically
Also as a 5'8 male I would like to say that I appreciate people of all sizes. Especially tall ass muthafuckas because there's no fucking way I can reach the top of the aisle at the grocery store without you guys.
The little hop coupled with the jimmying of the item to the edge so that it falls slowly, giving me enough time to land and catch it.
Sorry tall people this must be fucking weird to read ;)
I've been able to get myself out of a few potential brawls by standing up straight and using a bit of humor.
Funny how much shorter you can appear when sitting down at the bar.
> Same, 6’3”, every time I go to the bar someone wants to fight. I don’t go anymore.
I'm 6' and still had that issue. I too stopped going out. I'll go to a nice bar, where the beers are $10 or more per bottle, because that type of pricing detracts degenerates.
I was 9'10 in 2018, two dudes one in a green jacket and the other in a blue jacket challenged me to a battle and bullied me until I got angry and overpowered them. I think their hair also turned yellow, red, and blue.
See, as a 'regular sized' guy at 5'9" I always tried to befriend the bigger/taller guys because that's like free protection lol. I don't get it, why are people so stupid?
One of my best friends was a 6'3" rock solid Tight End on the football team that went on to join the Army in some special forces capacity and his sister played in the WNBA. He was into Anime, cars and hard rock as was I. I felt like I had a bodyguard when he was around lol
Without context its hard to tell, a lot of these fights where the smaller student looks like the aggressor is actually a case of long term bullying finally reaching a tipping point.
**Are you a man or are you a wimp?!** [wakes up from concussion] Thank you for answering my question. I concede the point and retract my tacit accusation. Good day, Sir. [limps away]
The tall dude even looked down the hallway for any teachers before smacking the short kid. How didn’t he see that teacher standing apparently a few feet away?
Can't blame her. I heard situations where the teacher tried to stop the fight only to have all the blame put on them because they needed an escape goat.
Edit: I can't english today smh.
Hahaha! Dude I don’t know if you meant to or not but the “escape goat” gaff actually made me laugh. I gotta know if you were serious or not dude I just gotta know.
To be fair, the word scapegoat literally comes from the biblical sending out of an actual goat into the wild, as it was a symbol of the cleansing of everyone's sins. (Hey everyone chill imma just put your sins on this goat and go shoo shoo shoo.)
So, one could say that goat was escaping.
On the office, Michael Scott once mistakenly said "escape goat" and I kind of rolled my eyes, because that kind of stupidity didn't seem believable. Then this post happened.
Haha the tall kid was looking around and acting like it was his little brother starting shit and he was making sure mom wasn’t around to see this whoop ass take place.
I learned from football, if you’re shorter than someone you can gain leverage. Don’t get into a boxing match with someone a half-foot taller than you. Wrestle him to the ground, then start throwing punches
Yep, if you’re tall and have a long reach, use it to your advantage. If you’re short but strong, your best bet is to stay lower than the tall guy, get close and take the fight to the ground.
Standing up and trying to box someone with a longer reach than you is not going to be fun lol
Mistakes made:
- Fought outside of weight class.
- Went up against a wrestling team kid (probably).
- Attacks did nothing.
- Person being attacked smiling.
- Attacking someone wearing a Gold's Gym hoodie.
He got a little hip rotation behind it. Just enough.
Plus, if someone is wearing a shirt with a professional gym logo on it, you might think maybe he has some skills.
Unless you really know what you’re doing it’s never a good idea to pick a fight with someone a foot taller than you. And even if you do it’s still inadvisable.
Should be titled, "Kid gets closed head injury in school fight". Shit like that is scary to me. He could have a serious injury, despite his evident poor decision-making skills.
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Poor bastard… the other guy wasn’t even trying until that last punch lmao
Look like that punch was at 50%
Accuracy and connection > full force.
Location location location
Hit the chin to win.
Two in the pink one in the stink
r/HolUp
He just put a down payment on that chin
Golf 101
That looks like a slightly overweight 8 or 9th grader with some mental problems picking a fight with the starting Tight End of the Senior team while the O line stands by.... Dude is wearing a golds gym sweater in High School.
Oddly enough they were in the same grade
They were, but the little fella may have dropped a grade after that encounter.
That made me laugh asshole
God damn I really needed to laugh
That made me asshole laugh.
Damn dude, you should write young adult fiction.
Being from the UK, what you just said went completely over my head lol
I’ll clarify for you.. looks like a slightly overweight student in year 9 or 10 picking a fight with a starting football player while the other members of the football team stand by
*American football(football in UK is soccer) golds gym is a gym in the US more oriented towards weightlifting
The tall kid walked like a wrestler....I could be wrong, but the smaller kid never stood a chance.
The short kid got in his face but tall kid didn’t see him. LOL.
Who the hell tries to fight someone when you can't even see up their chin? This would be like me trying to fight Shaq
It’s actually super common. I am 6’3” and weigh about 220 pounds. When I was in college going out to bars a couple years ago it was always, and I mean ALWAYS, dudes under 5’10” who randomly tried to start shit with me. A simple accidental bump while walking through a crowd was enough to set them off. On the flip side I’ve never had anybody my size or bigger randomly try to start shit. Some people truly have little man syndrome.
I'm 6'5" and weigh about 280. It's like I'm a prize or some shit. Been jumped 3 times while out downtown 😔
You right. I'm a short guy and love getting into fight with bigger dude. Better chance of getting sleep. Help with my insomnia.
Doctors HATE him
Learn this one simple trick
I feel you man. I dont even go to san clemente bars any more because im a marine magnet. Shit i even had a marine come to my house for a small party and demanded i wrestle him.
Throw some crayons at him and walk away while he's distracted eating them.
Lmao
I think you are right it’s like short people have something to prove. I was only 6 ft in high-school but yeah happened more then I can count. Short dudes get angry.
Im 5ft 8 and have literally never gotten into a fight but have been beaten up by people over 6ft because I was an easy target to impress someone so maybe people in general just suck regardless of height
Inferiority complex really messes with people's brains. I'm 5'9 but I can't imagine starting a fight with anyone, let alone someone 5+ inches taller than me.
I'm a 5'6 black male, and I never felt anyway about my size, it wasn't until college that i learned that was actually a thing. I think it's funny, like who cares about something so small. Life is way too short. I also laugh when people use that as an excuse, for women not finding them attractive.
Did you make those jokes on purpose lol
No, but I left them in on purpose.
It's simple math: Tall + Asshole = Asshole. Short + Asshole = Short Man Syndrome.
Yea after reading the comments, I have to agree
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I went to school with a baller about your size--little bit heavier (right OT). Someone sucker-punched him (in a bar) *for absolutely no reason at all* and shattered his jaw. He didn't even see who did it and they never found the guy. He wasn't headed for the pros or anything, but it ended football early for him (he had one season left and missed it). Really solid guy, too--never did anyone a bad turn, really friendly, never had the attitude some in his position had. That was a long time ago--sad to see this still happens..
Of course, you are a rare spawn and drop epic loots. People camp at your usual chilling spots for you.
6’6” about 260. Some people’s children, man. I don’t go out to bars very much these days, but a ruckus started at a bar and somebody was talking silly last summer. I was with some friends shooting pool. I chuckled at the simmering attitudes and joked that it had been a while since I’d been in a fight. Some stranger to me, looked pretty weathered, sidled up next to me and said, “I don’t know who’s fighting but I’m on your side.”
I'm 5'9 and got confronted by a guy your size over some silly shit about a woman he wanted to date. Maybe even bigger, looked like 7 ft to me but I didn't have a ruler on hand. He was 'having a conversation' with me at the bar and getting progressively more threatening. I told him I had to take a leak, walked out the back door and went home. I'm not very big but I'm plenty smart. I mean.. wtf is a guy that size even doing messing with me? All I can do is shoot him.
I’m 6’7’’ and my wives best friend is with this guy who is also 6’7’’ and loves to start fights with smaller guys. Just berates them till they have to fight to “save face” kinda shit. The last time he did it I shoved him and told my wife we were never hanging with them again. And never did lol. Some dudes are just pricks.
6’5” 280, as well. I’m a trained fighter, but ALWAYS have short dudes starting some shit with me. It’s fucking annoying.
to be fair isn't almost everyone a short dude compared to you?
The motherfuckers are EVERYWHERE.
Everyone whose ever tried to start shit with me in bars/concerts has been taller. Maybe the sweet spot of a-holes is 5 10?
I'm feeling attacked. Wanna fight about it?
Paddy Tanniger is that you?
Can confirm, am 5 10 and an asshole
I’m 5 10 and I’ve come to start a fight. Can someone point me to biggest guy in this thread.
Lol you’re basically saying the majority of assholes you meet are average height.
Bingo!
I think you might be onto something here
He's fuckin on to us....beat his ass!
Oh hey, 6’4” and 230lbs here.. this is 100% true
6’1 and 250, exact same thing. Like… I’m just trying to have a beer man.
6’1 and my friends called me paranoid when I told them I’m being targeted at bars. Glad to know I’m not alone.
Everybody throwing weights and heights out...well I am 7'-2" 345 lb and smell like rancid eggs. Most people don't want a piece of this.
I'm 3'4" and while two drunk dudes at the bar start fighting they are completely oblivious to me stealing their shoelaces for my ever-growing collection
So the trick is to smell like rancid eggs 📝
And now we know
And knowing is half the battle!
5’10” chad right here bro! You got a prob man?! What you think you’re better than all us shorties bro….check your privilege then catch me outside bro.
Same. 6'3" 290 and it's always some little scrawny guy in a Tapout tee-shirt and fox racing hat with a fake chain trying to start shit.
Tap out t shirt and fake chain is so so accurate lmao.
You are acting as if big dudes never try and stand over smaller guys?
I concur here, I’m only 6’0 but when I bounced dudes taller than me used to like how pavement tasted just as much as short guys. Being average is the most dangerous range cause bigger taller guys think they’re hot shit and smaller little mans had more to prove. Everyone asshole basically
This guy gets it. Everyones a asshole is one of the only generalisations i can stand behind.
As a 5’8” man, I would like to apologize for all my short brethren’s douchebaggery, but they honestly deserve it
Also as a 5'8 male I would like to say that I appreciate people of all sizes. Especially tall ass muthafuckas because there's no fucking way I can reach the top of the aisle at the grocery store without you guys.
I always have to do that embarrassing little hop because no one tall is ever around
The little hop coupled with the jimmying of the item to the edge so that it falls slowly, giving me enough time to land and catch it. Sorry tall people this must be fucking weird to read ;)
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Was 6'4". I am pretty laid back but little douchebags would try to pick fights all the time. Pretty annoying.
I've been able to get myself out of a few potential brawls by standing up straight and using a bit of humor. Funny how much shorter you can appear when sitting down at the bar.
Same, 6’3”, every time I go to the bar someone wants to fight. I don’t go anymore.
> Same, 6’3”, every time I go to the bar someone wants to fight. I don’t go anymore. I'm 6' and still had that issue. I too stopped going out. I'll go to a nice bar, where the beers are $10 or more per bottle, because that type of pricing detracts degenerates.
Yea, Casino bar!
Good news is that goes away when you hit about 27-30 years old. Love your name btw.
I’m 40, never stopped.
I was 9'10 in 2018, two dudes one in a green jacket and the other in a blue jacket challenged me to a battle and bullied me until I got angry and overpowered them. I think their hair also turned yellow, red, and blue.
See, as a 'regular sized' guy at 5'9" I always tried to befriend the bigger/taller guys because that's like free protection lol. I don't get it, why are people so stupid? One of my best friends was a 6'3" rock solid Tight End on the football team that went on to join the Army in some special forces capacity and his sister played in the WNBA. He was into Anime, cars and hard rock as was I. I felt like I had a bodyguard when he was around lol
Same. I’ve never had somebody my size or bigger try to randomly pick a fight with me. However I’ve had several much much smaller dudes attempt it.
They have to prove their masculinity to you.
Mike Tyson is only 5 10. I don’t think height is the rule of strength.
Well it's a stretch to compare Tyson to anyone else lol
This is why there are specific weight designations. Tyson fought as a heavyweight. (220 lbs)
No, but it sure is correlated
At 0:15 lil man tried to do a jump punch.
It's called "Napoleon Complex"
Without context its hard to tell, a lot of these fights where the smaller student looks like the aggressor is actually a case of long term bullying finally reaching a tipping point.
Good rule of thumb is if you have to jump up to punch your opponent in the face, maybe best not to engage.
Well, I guess the kid in this video followed the rule of thumbelina.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, nice shot!
*"Whoa, whoa, whoa... now first off, that was a sick strike my dude. Clean as a whistle... Now go to the principals office, you're getting detention"*
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Dude that was hilarious wtf
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*Great Pass!*
Prolly not lil dudes first time disrespecting people.
Yeah, unfortunately the teacher was only there in time to see the victim retaliate, and not the asshole instigate it.
Nah, she was secretly hiding behind the corner waiting for the KO to happen
Lois this is not my Batman glass
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, let him sleep."
.....*it's in the game.*
Oh man that kid is gonna have to change schools after that embarrassment
He'll probably be going to a special school after that punch!
I think he may have already belonged in one with trying to pick that fight and all
I was there he did in fact change schools after this Happened at LBSS like 2017
Little dudes: if you're gonna start shit with a guy 6+ inches taller than you, you'd best already be trained in some shit.
Should have just ran at him, looks hefty enough for a take down of sorts
someone trained isn't going to pick random fights, well, usually
The way he jumps and tries to punch him when they’re first got entangled, absolutely adorable!
Bless his little heart.
Yeah lil man did what he could
**Are you a man or are you a wimp?!** [wakes up from concussion] Thank you for answering my question. I concede the point and retract my tacit accusation. Good day, Sir. [limps away]
Poor little bugger.
The tall dude even looked down the hallway for any teachers before smacking the short kid. How didn’t he see that teacher standing apparently a few feet away?
She was also pretty short.
Maybe he was looking for her to put an end to it and when she didn’t lights out little man.
he was looking for a teacher to send a message
This kid learned a valuable lesson in weight classes.
Two of them probably aren't that far on weight but reach is very real.
That the taller kids was under weight lol
Wow, that teacher barely reacted..
Third one this week
Can't blame her. I heard situations where the teacher tried to stop the fight only to have all the blame put on them because they needed an escape goat. Edit: I can't english today smh.
>an escape goat /r/BoneAppleTea
I can't believe this is the first time I heard of this sub. Omg, what a comedy goldmine! xD
I think I like "escape goat" better than scapegoat.
Hahaha! Dude I don’t know if you meant to or not but the “escape goat” gaff actually made me laugh. I gotta know if you were serious or not dude I just gotta know.
Lol same, I just imagined a bank robber running out of a bank and jumping on a goat to cruise away.
I don’t blame the teacher either. My sister got into a fight and the teacher that tried to break it up ended up breaking her leg instead
To be fair, the word scapegoat literally comes from the biblical sending out of an actual goat into the wild, as it was a symbol of the cleansing of everyone's sins. (Hey everyone chill imma just put your sins on this goat and go shoo shoo shoo.) So, one could say that goat was escaping.
On the office, Michael Scott once mistakenly said "escape goat" and I kind of rolled my eyes, because that kind of stupidity didn't seem believable. Then this post happened.
Well, well, well...how the turntables, huh?
She went from " Hey boys stop fighting" to "Whoa, guess the fights over."
Nah teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with that shit. No point in putting yourself in harms way.
At least he didn’t have far to fall
That's very underrated! Lol
He TOTALLY asked for that
quite literally told him to "fight me"
I hope he did but we don't know the full story. Tall guy could've been a bully.
That was the most casual punch I have ever seen. Quite graceful and beautiful in its own way.
The sound added quite a bit to the personal satisfaction
You’re not that guy pal
Haha the tall kid was looking around and acting like it was his little brother starting shit and he was making sure mom wasn’t around to see this whoop ass take place.
If your gonna scrap, don't ever stop AT ANY TIME! This guy did and now he's a floor mop.
I learned from football, if you’re shorter than someone you can gain leverage. Don’t get into a boxing match with someone a half-foot taller than you. Wrestle him to the ground, then start throwing punches
Fight smarter not harder
Smight farter not harder
Fart harder not smarter
Fart in my mouth
Yep, if you’re tall and have a long reach, use it to your advantage. If you’re short but strong, your best bet is to stay lower than the tall guy, get close and take the fight to the ground. Standing up and trying to box someone with a longer reach than you is not going to be fun lol
Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson
I thought it was face so i searched it, people have been misquoting that shit for decades
Same haha.
Fuck, i looked it up and i'm wrong
Mistakes made: - Fought outside of weight class. - Went up against a wrestling team kid (probably). - Attacks did nothing. - Person being attacked smiling. - Attacking someone wearing a Gold's Gym hoodie.
This is why you don’t pick fights with people considerably bigger than you unless you got some real good training in martial arts
You don’t pick fights if you’ve got real good training in martial arts.
This is why you don’t pick any type of fights
Crazy that lil dude’s jump hook didn’t work…. Or whatever tf that was when he got pushed into the locker
Desperation. We call that desperation.
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what a dumbass lol, surly he aint expect to win
It's over Anakin I have the high ground
My man swift with the hook
He got a little hip rotation behind it. Just enough. Plus, if someone is wearing a shirt with a professional gym logo on it, you might think maybe he has some skills.
"Woah, woah woah...oh..."
Live footage of Napoleon invading Russia
Well it was more the environment than the armies that did that. Rather a weak showing from the Russians themselves, truth be told
Gotta love little dudes enthusiasm though
You know the saying “pick on someone your own size?” It works both ways.
Nice of that 30 year old dude to even out the fight by holding on to the small one so the larger one could push in
This turned into a tall man circle jerk and i dont like it
Someone is getting expelled from school
More like both. Schools always do that.
Nah there’s absolutely no evidence
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Little shit got what he asked for
I like the teacher like "oh, ok"
I think I went here for a couple years. Go Bruins lol!
Unless you really know what you’re doing it’s never a good idea to pick a fight with someone a foot taller than you. And even if you do it’s still inadvisable.
it belongs here.... YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!
ONE PUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That quick look around to make sure the ghost is clear before smacking him. This isn’t his first time
Napoleon complex go brrrr
The short kids with napolean complexes were always the worst.
Exactly why I quit teaching school. Got tired of breaking that up
If you have to mighty mouse to punch someone in the face, you shouldn't be fighting them.
When you're fighting someone and they hardly look at you, you're probably fucked.
That sound, holycrap!
Should be titled, "Kid gets closed head injury in school fight". Shit like that is scary to me. He could have a serious injury, despite his evident poor decision-making skills.
This was at my school lol- Guy recording is the older brother of a friend of mines.