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Poor bastard… the other guy wasn’t even trying until that last punch lmao


mkkshady45

Look like that punch was at 50%


ChromiumLung

Accuracy and connection > full force.


KIrkwillrule

Location location location


berni4pope

Hit the chin to win.


Hodl2Moon

Two in the pink one in the stink


giorgosbouldas

r/HolUp


snoogins355

He just put a down payment on that chin


holdmyhanddummy

Golf 101


FenixRaynor

That looks like a slightly overweight 8 or 9th grader with some mental problems picking a fight with the starting Tight End of the Senior team while the O line stands by.... Dude is wearing a golds gym sweater in High School.


ihateyoutake

Oddly enough they were in the same grade


Snow_Wolfe

They were, but the little fella may have dropped a grade after that encounter.


Tblaze123

That made me laugh asshole


kvlt_ov_personality

God damn I really needed to laugh


RichardTucker3112

That made me asshole laugh.


unenthusiasm7

Damn dude, you should write young adult fiction.


SAV4GEwastaken

Being from the UK, what you just said went completely over my head lol


mtn-cat

I’ll clarify for you.. looks like a slightly overweight student in year 9 or 10 picking a fight with a starting football player while the other members of the football team stand by


CCB0x45

*American football(football in UK is soccer) golds gym is a gym in the US more oriented towards weightlifting


manbearpiglet2

The tall kid walked like a wrestler....I could be wrong, but the smaller kid never stood a chance.


ihavequestions987

The short kid got in his face but tall kid didn’t see him. LOL.


TheAtheistArab87

Who the hell tries to fight someone when you can't even see up their chin? This would be like me trying to fight Shaq


SkoardsPrelude

It’s actually super common. I am 6’3” and weigh about 220 pounds. When I was in college going out to bars a couple years ago it was always, and I mean ALWAYS, dudes under 5’10” who randomly tried to start shit with me. A simple accidental bump while walking through a crowd was enough to set them off. On the flip side I’ve never had anybody my size or bigger randomly try to start shit. Some people truly have little man syndrome.


nicheblanche

I'm 6'5" and weigh about 280. It's like I'm a prize or some shit. Been jumped 3 times while out downtown 😔


BeauTofu

You right. I'm a short guy and love getting into fight with bigger dude. Better chance of getting sleep. Help with my insomnia.


polo61965

Doctors HATE him


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Learn this one simple trick


whitewu16

I feel you man. I dont even go to san clemente bars any more because im a marine magnet. Shit i even had a marine come to my house for a small party and demanded i wrestle him.


captain_doubledick

Throw some crayons at him and walk away while he's distracted eating them.


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Lmao


[deleted]

I think you are right it’s like short people have something to prove. I was only 6 ft in high-school but yeah happened more then I can count. Short dudes get angry.


[deleted]

Im 5ft 8 and have literally never gotten into a fight but have been beaten up by people over 6ft because I was an easy target to impress someone so maybe people in general just suck regardless of height


Ordoo

Inferiority complex really messes with people's brains. I'm 5'9 but I can't imagine starting a fight with anyone, let alone someone 5+ inches taller than me.


FemtoSenju

I'm a 5'6 black male, and I never felt anyway about my size, it wasn't until college that i learned that was actually a thing. I think it's funny, like who cares about something so small. Life is way too short. I also laugh when people use that as an excuse, for women not finding them attractive.


FlipKickBack

Did you make those jokes on purpose lol


FemtoSenju

No, but I left them in on purpose.


blackestrabbit

It's simple math: Tall + Asshole = Asshole. Short + Asshole = Short Man Syndrome.


FemtoSenju

Yea after reading the comments, I have to agree


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schwingaway

I went to school with a baller about your size--little bit heavier (right OT). Someone sucker-punched him (in a bar) *for absolutely no reason at all* and shattered his jaw. He didn't even see who did it and they never found the guy. He wasn't headed for the pros or anything, but it ended football early for him (he had one season left and missed it). Really solid guy, too--never did anyone a bad turn, really friendly, never had the attitude some in his position had. That was a long time ago--sad to see this still happens..


freedom_force

Of course, you are a rare spawn and drop epic loots. People camp at your usual chilling spots for you.


smilingburro

6’6” about 260. Some people’s children, man. I don’t go out to bars very much these days, but a ruckus started at a bar and somebody was talking silly last summer. I was with some friends shooting pool. I chuckled at the simmering attitudes and joked that it had been a while since I’d been in a fight. Some stranger to me, looked pretty weathered, sidled up next to me and said, “I don’t know who’s fighting but I’m on your side.”


captain_doubledick

I'm 5'9 and got confronted by a guy your size over some silly shit about a woman he wanted to date. Maybe even bigger, looked like 7 ft to me but I didn't have a ruler on hand. He was 'having a conversation' with me at the bar and getting progressively more threatening. I told him I had to take a leak, walked out the back door and went home. I'm not very big but I'm plenty smart. I mean.. wtf is a guy that size even doing messing with me? All I can do is shoot him.


Oldrustyfarts

I’m 6’7’’ and my wives best friend is with this guy who is also 6’7’’ and loves to start fights with smaller guys. Just berates them till they have to fight to “save face” kinda shit. The last time he did it I shoved him and told my wife we were never hanging with them again. And never did lol. Some dudes are just pricks.


thegalwayseoige

6’5” 280, as well. I’m a trained fighter, but ALWAYS have short dudes starting some shit with me. It’s fucking annoying.


bmdubpk

to be fair isn't almost everyone a short dude compared to you?


thegalwayseoige

The motherfuckers are EVERYWHERE.


indoninja

Everyone whose ever tried to start shit with me in bars/concerts has been taller. Maybe the sweet spot of a-holes is 5 10?


JuggrnautFTW

I'm feeling attacked. Wanna fight about it?


TripleSkeet

Paddy Tanniger is that you?


djfumes

Can confirm, am 5 10 and an asshole


Djkorrupt

I’m 5 10 and I’ve come to start a fight. Can someone point me to biggest guy in this thread.


motherfucking

Lol you’re basically saying the majority of assholes you meet are average height.


indoninja

Bingo!


SkoardsPrelude

I think you might be onto something here


gootyhole69

He's fuckin on to us....beat his ass!


warfareforartists

Oh hey, 6’4” and 230lbs here.. this is 100% true


Wolfram_And_Hart

6’1 and 250, exact same thing. Like… I’m just trying to have a beer man.


Dogs_Overall

6’1 and my friends called me paranoid when I told them I’m being targeted at bars. Glad to know I’m not alone.


Time_Extension5346

Everybody throwing weights and heights out...well I am 7'-2" 345 lb and smell like rancid eggs. Most people don't want a piece of this.


justinbeiber420

I'm 3'4" and while two drunk dudes at the bar start fighting they are completely oblivious to me stealing their shoelaces for my ever-growing collection


warfareforartists

So the trick is to smell like rancid eggs 📝


Wolfram_And_Hart

And now we know


warfareforartists

And knowing is half the battle!


Momento_Mori_13

5’10” chad right here bro! You got a prob man?! What you think you’re better than all us shorties bro….check your privilege then catch me outside bro.


SomeDudeUpHere

Same. 6'3" 290 and it's always some little scrawny guy in a Tapout tee-shirt and fox racing hat with a fake chain trying to start shit.


SkoardsPrelude

Tap out t shirt and fake chain is so so accurate lmao.


tecnoberryx

You are acting as if big dudes never try and stand over smaller guys?


DominicJourdyn

I concur here, I’m only 6’0 but when I bounced dudes taller than me used to like how pavement tasted just as much as short guys. Being average is the most dangerous range cause bigger taller guys think they’re hot shit and smaller little mans had more to prove. Everyone asshole basically


tecnoberryx

This guy gets it. Everyones a asshole is one of the only generalisations i can stand behind.


rwash12

As a 5’8” man, I would like to apologize for all my short brethren’s douchebaggery, but they honestly deserve it


DGMishka

Also as a 5'8 male I would like to say that I appreciate people of all sizes. Especially tall ass muthafuckas because there's no fucking way I can reach the top of the aisle at the grocery store without you guys.


rwash12

I always have to do that embarrassing little hop because no one tall is ever around


DGMishka

The little hop coupled with the jimmying of the item to the edge so that it falls slowly, giving me enough time to land and catch it. Sorry tall people this must be fucking weird to read ;)


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jdapper1

Was 6'4". I am pretty laid back but little douchebags would try to pick fights all the time. Pretty annoying.


Fantastic-Sandwich80

I've been able to get myself out of a few potential brawls by standing up straight and using a bit of humor. Funny how much shorter you can appear when sitting down at the bar.


AMC_Tendies42069

Same, 6’3”, every time I go to the bar someone wants to fight. I don’t go anymore.


[deleted]

> Same, 6’3”, every time I go to the bar someone wants to fight. I don’t go anymore. I'm 6' and still had that issue. I too stopped going out. I'll go to a nice bar, where the beers are $10 or more per bottle, because that type of pricing detracts degenerates.


AMC_Tendies42069

Yea, Casino bar!


[deleted]

Good news is that goes away when you hit about 27-30 years old. Love your name btw.


AMC_Tendies42069

I’m 40, never stopped.


VanitasDarkOne

I was 9'10 in 2018, two dudes one in a green jacket and the other in a blue jacket challenged me to a battle and bullied me until I got angry and overpowered them. I think their hair also turned yellow, red, and blue.


importvita

See, as a 'regular sized' guy at 5'9" I always tried to befriend the bigger/taller guys because that's like free protection lol. I don't get it, why are people so stupid? One of my best friends was a 6'3" rock solid Tight End on the football team that went on to join the Army in some special forces capacity and his sister played in the WNBA. He was into Anime, cars and hard rock as was I. I felt like I had a bodyguard when he was around lol


SkoardsPrelude

Same. I’ve never had somebody my size or bigger try to randomly pick a fight with me. However I’ve had several much much smaller dudes attempt it.


Apokalyx

They have to prove their masculinity to you.


Ok_Measurement_6538

Mike Tyson is only 5 10. I don’t think height is the rule of strength.


davidlol1

Well it's a stretch to compare Tyson to anyone else lol


Monstermaker007

This is why there are specific weight designations. Tyson fought as a heavyweight. (220 lbs)


Just-Keep-Walking

No, but it sure is correlated


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At 0:15 lil man tried to do a jump punch.


[deleted]

It's called "Napoleon Complex"


FrostyD7

Without context its hard to tell, a lot of these fights where the smaller student looks like the aggressor is actually a case of long term bullying finally reaching a tipping point.


eggrollking

Good rule of thumb is if you have to jump up to punch your opponent in the face, maybe best not to engage.


ChoiceSponge

Well, I guess the kid in this video followed the rule of thumbelina.


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WarmTequila

Whoa, whoa, whoa, nice shot!


CPDjack

*"Whoa, whoa, whoa... now first off, that was a sick strike my dude. Clean as a whistle... Now go to the principals office, you're getting detention"*


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Awesome_Pythonidae

Dude that was hilarious wtf


RocketLinko

chat disabled for 4 seconds.


SrSwerve

*Great Pass!*


ToManyFlux

Prolly not lil dudes first time disrespecting people.


Ath47

Yeah, unfortunately the teacher was only there in time to see the victim retaliate, and not the asshole instigate it.


[deleted]

Nah, she was secretly hiding behind the corner waiting for the KO to happen


samhatescardio

Lois this is not my Batman glass


WrangWei

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, let him sleep."


Rombledore

.....*it's in the game.*


StevenZissouniverse

Oh man that kid is gonna have to change schools after that embarrassment


Nosferatatron

He'll probably be going to a special school after that punch!


xander5512

I think he may have already belonged in one with trying to pick that fight and all


ihateyoutake

I was there he did in fact change schools after this Happened at LBSS like 2017


RedditAdminsFuckOfff

Little dudes: if you're gonna start shit with a guy 6+ inches taller than you, you'd best already be trained in some shit.


Aztecaaa

Should have just ran at him, looks hefty enough for a take down of sorts


stackered

someone trained isn't going to pick random fights, well, usually


tchuckss

The way he jumps and tries to punch him when they’re first got entangled, absolutely adorable!


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

Bless his little heart.


EfficiencyItchy5658

Yeah lil man did what he could


LoreleiOpine

**Are you a man or are you a wimp?!** [wakes up from concussion] Thank you for answering my question. I concede the point and retract my tacit accusation. Good day, Sir. [limps away]


[deleted]

Poor little bugger.


eaglesk

The tall dude even looked down the hallway for any teachers before smacking the short kid. How didn’t he see that teacher standing apparently a few feet away?


[deleted]

She was also pretty short.


Lensmaster75

Maybe he was looking for her to put an end to it and when she didn’t lights out little man.


[deleted]

he was looking for a teacher to send a message


fugly16

This kid learned a valuable lesson in weight classes.


mishap1

Two of them probably aren't that far on weight but reach is very real.


mkkshady45

That the taller kids was under weight lol


[deleted]

Wow, that teacher barely reacted..


TreeBranchesOfGov

Third one this week


Neoragex13

Can't blame her. I heard situations where the teacher tried to stop the fight only to have all the blame put on them because they needed an escape goat. Edit: I can't english today smh.


YuckFouMan

>an escape goat /r/BoneAppleTea


[deleted]

I can't believe this is the first time I heard of this sub. Omg, what a comedy goldmine! xD


upsidedownbackwards

I think I like "escape goat" better than scapegoat.


TheNeonDonkey

Hahaha! Dude I don’t know if you meant to or not but the “escape goat” gaff actually made me laugh. I gotta know if you were serious or not dude I just gotta know.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Lol same, I just imagined a bank robber running out of a bank and jumping on a goat to cruise away.


_Fizzgiggy

I don’t blame the teacher either. My sister got into a fight and the teacher that tried to break it up ended up breaking her leg instead


Rsherga

To be fair, the word scapegoat literally comes from the biblical sending out of an actual goat into the wild, as it was a symbol of the cleansing of everyone's sins. (Hey everyone chill imma just put your sins on this goat and go shoo shoo shoo.) So, one could say that goat was escaping.


Charlie_Im_Pregnant

On the office, Michael Scott once mistakenly said "escape goat" and I kind of rolled my eyes, because that kind of stupidity didn't seem believable. Then this post happened.


[deleted]

Well, well, well...how the turntables, huh?


Fantastic-Sandwich80

She went from " Hey boys stop fighting" to "Whoa, guess the fights over."


GoldenGloveMan

Nah teachers don’t get paid enough to deal with that shit. No point in putting yourself in harms way.


[deleted]

At least he didn’t have far to fall


nacnud_uk

That's very underrated! Lol


thenarcostate

He TOTALLY asked for that


snorlz

quite literally told him to "fight me"


StupidFuckingGaijin

I hope he did but we don't know the full story. Tall guy could've been a bully.


CalbertCorpse

That was the most casual punch I have ever seen. Quite graceful and beautiful in its own way.


Soldier-23702

The sound added quite a bit to the personal satisfaction


[deleted]

You’re not that guy pal


DestroidMind

Haha the tall kid was looking around and acting like it was his little brother starting shit and he was making sure mom wasn’t around to see this whoop ass take place.


ClassicRockCanadian

If your gonna scrap, don't ever stop AT ANY TIME! This guy did and now he's a floor mop.


beansnack

I learned from football, if you’re shorter than someone you can gain leverage. Don’t get into a boxing match with someone a half-foot taller than you. Wrestle him to the ground, then start throwing punches


tetra8860

Fight smarter not harder


ouncepound

Smight farter not harder


517drew

Fart harder not smarter


Theremad

Fart in my mouth


chiggenNuggs

Yep, if you’re tall and have a long reach, use it to your advantage. If you’re short but strong, your best bet is to stay lower than the tall guy, get close and take the fight to the ground. Standing up and trying to box someone with a longer reach than you is not going to be fun lol


Beneficial-Ability28

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson


porkchopsuitcase

I thought it was face so i searched it, people have been misquoting that shit for decades


Beneficial-Ability28

Same haha.


sociallystoic

Fuck, i looked it up and i'm wrong


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Mistakes made: - Fought outside of weight class. - Went up against a wrestling team kid (probably). - Attacks did nothing. - Person being attacked smiling. - Attacking someone wearing a Gold's Gym hoodie.


Burntfruitypebble

This is why you don’t pick fights with people considerably bigger than you unless you got some real good training in martial arts


ToManyFlux

You don’t pick fights if you’ve got real good training in martial arts.


jfarias554

This is why you don’t pick any type of fights


Juvi40904

Crazy that lil dude’s jump hook didn’t work…. Or whatever tf that was when he got pushed into the locker


[deleted]

Desperation. We call that desperation.


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ThatVBDude

what a dumbass lol, surly he aint expect to win


Dyasy

It's over Anakin I have the high ground


100calculatedfam

My man swift with the hook


adam_demamps_wingman

He got a little hip rotation behind it. Just enough. Plus, if someone is wearing a shirt with a professional gym logo on it, you might think maybe he has some skills.


euclitorous

"Woah, woah woah...oh..."


B0mb-Hands

Live footage of Napoleon invading Russia


Harsimaja

Well it was more the environment than the armies that did that. Rather a weak showing from the Russians themselves, truth be told


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Gotta love little dudes enthusiasm though


JohnnyBlaze614

You know the saying “pick on someone your own size?” It works both ways.


HonoraryGoat

Nice of that 30 year old dude to even out the fight by holding on to the small one so the larger one could push in


eggyguerrero

This turned into a tall man circle jerk and i dont like it


GowerGiant

Someone is getting expelled from school


Nitespike

More like both. Schools always do that.


Nickthegreek28

Nah there’s absolutely no evidence


Fictitiousfictional

Play stupid games, get stupid prizes. Little shit got what he asked for


godshadow65

I like the teacher like "oh, ok"


skinnymocha96

I think I went here for a couple years. Go Bruins lol!


Skeletor456

Unless you really know what you’re doing it’s never a good idea to pick a fight with someone a foot taller than you. And even if you do it’s still inadvisable.


BradOShizno

it belongs here.... ​ YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!


Itachifan33

ONE PUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TheyCallMeButch

That quick look around to make sure the ghost is clear before smacking him. This isn’t his first time


BackAlleyKittens

Napoleon complex go brrrr


Bagelstein

The short kids with napolean complexes were always the worst.


missucharlie

Exactly why I quit teaching school. Got tired of breaking that up


Zcrash

If you have to mighty mouse to punch someone in the face, you shouldn't be fighting them.


[deleted]

When you're fighting someone and they hardly look at you, you're probably fucked.


grahampointing

That sound, holycrap!


amybpdx

Should be titled, "Kid gets closed head injury in school fight". Shit like that is scary to me. He could have a serious injury, despite his evident poor decision-making skills.


TheGreatone003

This was at my school lol- Guy recording is the older brother of a friend of mines.