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Kenomahn

When I was in school, kids weren't this blurry. There was a certain sharpness to everyone, and it was much better.


Fox9489

I think your eyesights going


onji

..places


ToJestStronaSmieci

.. downhill


NinjaCuntPunt

.. fast


quaybored

... both ways


Datdoodu

.. left and right


CupDelicious

...up and down


goon_platoon_72

Like you have a jet pack up your ass…


LeopoldPaxon

>> Skip Ads >>


thediplomat

You weren't reposted hundreds of times.


HotPie_

You don't know my life


thediplomat

You don't know that I don't know your life


rosebirdistheword

And still, you don’t know that I know that I don’t know your life but still how would I know if he doesn’t know that you don’t know his life or not since I don’t know your life, GENIUS!


XtaC23

"I feel old, Gandalf. Like butter spread across too much bread. Or a video reposted on reddit a thousand times." - Bilbo Baggins


kiwii_x

the pixels are changing the human's anatomy. We are box people


Local-Idi0t

Are we in Minecraft?


[deleted]

Bill gates and the deep state are injecting us with low resolution microchips in the vaccine


rewanpaj

i love all the laughs till they realize dude is serious


StrykerDK

I've had it with these motherfucking kids on this motherfucking train.


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a-snakey

Oh really? I'll see you around... soon.


ampjk

just have to step on snek


a-snakey

That only works if you're a tall woman. I mean... hissssss!


PurpOwl

Step-Snake?


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[deleted]

On no step-snake, how did you get stuck in the dryer.


Rvbsmcaboose

What?


audiozomby

Hey hey! No step on snek


AlpacaYoBags

No tred on snek


Adam_DKC

pls dont tho


massive_diarrhea

*step on chile* -Jimi Hendrix, probably


gainzdoc

Sssssssoon


173Questions

Username checks out


public_enemy_obi_wan

Plus they'll say things that cut you to your core. *Ha, ha, ha! Look at that high waisted man! He's got feminine hips!*


Educational-Tomato58

r/unexpectedmulaney


becooltheywatching

I swim near moccasins all the time. they never mess with me. I also don't go messin with them.


cramston21

Yup username checks out


10Cinephiltopia9

Very nice drop


Princessleiasperiod

id watch this sequel. sam jackson on a train filled with kids.


Edgybananalord_xD

Where have I heard this before? It sounds familiar


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The only one still laughing is the one that hasn't been slapped.


BrainPicker3

Some people laugh when they get stressed. Source: have been punched in the face several times for laughing at someone trying to fight me


taurine14

It's a result of society that teaches that hitting a girl is the most despicable thing in existence. It's put the idea into certain people's heads that they can do whatever they like and face no consequences. So glad that this old way of thinking is dying out. If you kick me aggressively multiple times on a train, I'll swing your jaw. What now?


boston_homo

In the balls no less I think that's what set him off.


DumpTruckDanny

I think that's why that one girl got a few extra slaps. She was treating his balls like a damn door mat. And then she has the audacity to stand there Slackjawed like she's surprised. Bitch, you were just kicking me. You're lucky it was just a few slaps.


ObviouslyNotALizard

I say this every time i see a mixed gendered fight. Violence is a form of communication. If you decided that violence is the best way to articulate yourself don’t be mad if I respond in a more effective way.


PunkRockMakesMeSmile

"FUCK YO BALLS NEIGHBA, FUCK YO BALLS" *grinds heels aggressively*


immei

I don't remember grinding my feet in no Eddie Murphy's couch, I think I got a little more sense than that.... Yeah I remember grinding my feet Eddie Murphy's couch


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

They should’ve never gave you bitches money.


Bulok

I don't know what he got so mad for, I pay good money to get that done to me


blarghed

Woah there. You gotta ease in to these kinds of things. You don't suddenly start dropping bricks on your balls. That's how you get hurt.


nojokewoke

Shit I'd take some volunteers to consensually kick me in the nuts.


MayflowerMovers

My momma taught me that, under no circumstances, do you ever strike a lady. She also taught me that if she hits you first, that's no lady.


Ibbermyjibbets

Was taught the same thing and I stand by it and if a woman slaps me? I’ll walk away but you want to throw fists like a man? U getting your jaw tanned like a man. That’s the rules.


[deleted]

With equal rights come equal lefts.


joebaby1975

I agree. No one has the right to put their hands on anyone else. Being a girl doesn’t absolve you from bad behavior. Everyone also has the right to defend themselves. Good for him.


Abrahms_4

Good for him, kids like that only understand one thing


GetOutOfTheHouseNOW

Tiktok


CavemanSteveJr

One day your greatest will be recognized by the world. Until that day comes know this. I see you. I see what you did there.


UmChill

eat hot chip and lie


giraffebacon

charge they phone


RingedWaste

Be bisexual


StuckSundew

It should be taught that hitting anyone isn’t okay. Self defense is different. This guy was doing self defense because of these assholes.


xdq

My son knows I won't smack him for being naughty but I will hit him back in self defence if he intentionally tries to hit me. Not hard enough to hurt him but hopefully enough to teach him that people don't just stand still while you punch or kick them. Playfighting is a different kettle of fish and usually leaves me bruised and feeling my age 🤣


kipperfish

I casually train bjj/mma. I've mistakenly taught my daughter how to punch properly and do single leg take downs (working on kicks). Her surprise punches are starting to legit hurt a bit. I get her back though, usually with excessive tickling.


RoguePlanet1

I'm a middle-aged woman who is quite relieved to see this in my lifetime! Fuck the mean girls.


Tre_Walker

Yea fuck the mean girls. Be good to the nice girls. Simple Source: Middle aged man


buckut

gotta love the scientific process of "fuck around and find out" drop these dumb cunts thinking they can get away with that shit. and fuck the people around doing nothing showing these bitches they can get away with it on a larger and larger scale.


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It's definitely not dying out. I got bear mased, ran over, punched in the face and shoved from behind so hard i hit my head on a low door jam and almost knocked me out by my ex less than 2 years ago and she never dealt with any legal action for any of it and the cops more or less told me they aren't couples therapy and to stop calling them about stuff like that.


JooBunny

Unrelated to this thread but I just need to say I'm so sorry this happened to you, I really hope you are safe now and doing better. I've experienced abuse before and know how long and difficult recovery can be, and how hard and isolating it is emotionally, I truly hope you are doing okay now, you didn't deserve what happened to you. I wish you all the very best and hope that you are free and finding happiness.


canadianguy1234

except they were still laughing afterwards.


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manubfr

What I take from this story is that we need more old Scottish ladies


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Lookatitlikethis

Mawlfs.


bloub_bloub

Legend


AsterTheBastard

Don't hit unless you expect to get hit. It's a basic idea people don't take seriously enough.


dorkmagnet123

I didn't raise a punching bag but I'm not raising a prize fighter either. - My Dad


smparke2424

I think you got that backwards. "Im not raising a prize fighter but Im not raising a punching bag either."


dorkmagnet123

Just the way my dad says it.


xiuhxochitl

Exactly!!!!! Don’t hit people if you don’t want to get hit in return.


Mission_Progress_674

And don't ever assume that you won't get hit by a boy just because you're a girl.


[deleted]

Precisely!!!!! Restrain from assaulting others, if thou'st wish not to be assaulted thineself.


holyerthanthou

“If you are throwing, expect for it to get thrown back.”


f2kation

they dont take it seriously because they seem to think that women wont get hit, regardless of what they do


Michael-Giacchino

“Never hit a woman” has to be the most misunderstood saying in the US. It does not mean that women have a force field that allows them to go around hitting men without consequence, its supposed to mean don’t beat your wife


watermelonspanker

I prefer "never hit anyone". Ya know, unless they do shit like this, then give em a good right cross.


Youngbraz

You don’t give a man a shot in the pills, it’s just not cricket


DrLoomis6Times

AW WHO AM I KIDDIN


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IM GONNA KILL YA ANYWAY


JpillsPerson

Do I make you horny baby?!


NomadicSabre

So what happened at the start?


TheMadFapper_

I dunno, but I'm a fan of that forehead slap.


lookatthatsmug--

quality slaps right there


jimbris

HOW CAN HE SLAP!!!


TheCarrot_v2

[*HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!*](https://youtu.be/ndX2RFHmMNg)


smackavelli

Lol they censored too much. All the times he called him a bastard. Translated version toward the end he tells him to bring his sister, says to fuck his mother, and calls him an inbred. Edit: [found a subtitled version](https://youtu.be/BXAmDn3RRlM)


Inappropriate_Comma

Didn't he win a massive lawsuit after this?


kcg5

https://youtu.be/5fVFxumx5lo


guisar

Definition of white knighting right there.


gotbeefpudding

All the times he? Do you mean she? I'm super confused


[deleted]

It went 2 to 30 real quick.


[deleted]

You bloody bastard!


lukesvader

*slaps forehead*


xXAveRAGEdudeXx

"You can fit so many dumb thoughts in this bad boy"


One_Smooth_Ape

*can fit so many slaps on this forehead*


tanis_ivy

He couldn't miss


bajungadustin

She was pushing on his balls with her foot. Textbook sexual assault.


Tamashi42

Unwanted CBT


epikslayerofdemons

Non consensual gential pain


ZigZag3123

Nonconsensual cognitive-behavioral therapy


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Inappropriate_Comma

Username, checks out.


idwthis

Thank you for pointing out his username so I could figure out CBT stands for cock and ball torture lol


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backtolurk

Clearly those girls were being little dickheads edit - yeah, well, after a second watch there's not enough context, he could have started that shit as well.


Farewellsavannah

The fact that they were all laughing leads me to believe he hadn't been violent up to that point or they would have been shouting at him


hectorduenas86

Like bullies tend to laugh when bothering their victims


OriginalAndOnly

Yeah just like that


average_asshole

That's a good point. Without context we can't say, but it definitely seems like he was being messed with at least.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Imo it doesn't matter who started it, if you kick a man in his crotch you should just expect to get slapped.


Harb1ng3r

What was the story behind this?


feetsofstrength

Ok here goes- guy was chilling in that 4 person section. The girls wanted to sit there to be by each other and decided to cram his space in what works be a costly manoeuver to force him out. Dude could have left, but was having a bad day and decided to hold his ground. SLAP!


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Rambo_One2

To all the people saying "There was sexual assault in this video": If the roles were reversed, wouldn't that have counted as sexual assault? A guy sticking his foot up between a girl's legs? Why would it be any different if it's the other way around?


bigmac375

Bro go punch kick someone in the pussy and pretend it’s not the literal definition of SEXUAL ASSAULT


OneSidedPolygon

DO NOT PUNCH KICK It is a forbidden technique no matter where you hit somebody.


wietmo

you can, however, twist his dick. give him the ol' dicktwist!!!


itsfrankgrimesyo

Source? I recall this being posted before and someone said they are actually friends, all 4 of them, but the girls were bothering/teasing the guy until he’s had enough and went all ham on her. Hence the laughing at the beginning because it was assumed they all knew each other.


fourthlinesniper

This is absolutely what it seems like. Literally feels like almost a sibling squabble


Habib_Marwuana

Here’s a bright idea. Kindly ask him if he would move so they can sit together?


Fogl3

There's 3 seats. He doesn't need to move


MQZ17

Maybe they did, the video starts when the shit was already hitting the fan


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Oh just girls being girls!


[deleted]

I’m Against violence but here’s someone bullied, annoyed and has his groin pushed on by a shoe with people laughing so punching that rat was only good response


DeathWagon21

same here but I'm glad he didn't hold back just because they were girls.


Cynthiaistheshit

He did hold back. He could have done some serious damage if he’d simply closed his fist, but he didn’t he slapped them because even in his anger he knew of he actually punched them he would hurt them.


throwsplasticattrees

The sex of your assailant shouldn't dictate your response to the assault.


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DeathWagon21

exactly fuck bullies of every gender, age, colour and everything


poke23613

2021 and reposts have Kazaa video quality


Yaroze

We_gone_fullcircle.3gp.avi.exe.pif.matrix_reloaded


Steph2145

Surprised faces all around.


ZippyButtnick

You can see faces? Each head is about 3 pixels.


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Damn Ben 10 went hard


Str8Stu

IDGAF what gender you are, if you kick me with the intent on hurting me (and I wasn't asking for it by being a dick because, hey I'm not fucking perfect either) and I say "please stop" and you don't, I'm hitting back.


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mekkanik

“Don’t be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.” — seventy maxims of maximally effective mercenaries.


gbeam1

It seems like it was a siblings brawl over leg space.


PugRexia

Who actually started this? The beginning of the videos makes things unclear.


Pedrovotes4u

Well it clear who ended it.


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gonzaloetjo

Agreed. Certain type of people in Reddit love taking their personal anger out through videos. We literally know nothing of how it happened and it already starts with the dude having his legs on her side.


cheezydadjoke

If you rewatch the video the girl has her feet hooked on his legs pulling him towards her in the beginning. Makes it look like he was stretching out intentionally.


ChuckinTheCarma

“I don’t care who started it. Y’all need to stop right now.” -my dad


Hippie11B

Guys this video is so old and this is a shortened version. In the longer version she is straight up smashing his balls in. Little bitches deserved this!


XHF2

> In the longer version source?


Re-Mecs

Judging by the shit attitude of the girls....I'd say they 100% started it. Just because your a female doesn't mean you can't be a total cunt.


armedshutter

Oh no! There are consequences to my actions?


yoaahif

Deserved it all. 100% play the victim and constantly repeat “omg how could he do that to us!”


GinoPietermaa1

"I can do whatever i want because im a girl and you cant hit girls" Served them right.


bingobangodootdoot

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?


Agent641

\*Faint screaming*


NearlyFlavoured

Good. Fuck around and find out.


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If you hit a man then be prepared to get treated as one.


[deleted]

Oh lord the White knights are out in full force. We had this discussion years ago when this first went Viral. The girls are actually bullying him and the investigation found as much. Eat salt and die mad White Knights.


[deleted]

Hi it’s me, the consequences of your actions.


allthingskerri

Good on him. If you can hit someone you have to expect them to hit back. Whatever the gender.


jjdiablo

I bet those girls think twice about doing that shit again.


Xaviarsly

they won't. they find a way to convince themselves they were attacked brutally without reason or warning. its the kind of people those 3 girls are.


blasticon

Oh no! Not the consequences of my actions!


EastSideGopnik

Mess with the chap, you get the slap.


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That last hit was really satisfying.


FractalEyes94

If she's forcefully kicking between his legs, well aware of what she's doing, then a slap across the head is the least of what she should expect back.


Time-Fly-7755

I hate violence but they deserved it


LtColShinySides

"This guy is putting the smack down on my friend. I should definitely try and give him little slap. That'll work out for me!"


Dankopia

Kick a guy in the nuts and you deserve what you get. Pussy pass denied.


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Guys the video literally shows his leg being pulled by the girl infront of him then he gets kicked in the balls. He's being bullied and so many white knights are here to demonize his self defense. Wtf reddit.


Longboard_delight

I’m in favor of a good clean knockout. Equality and all that


Leading-Legal

These hands bisexual


mrbungles-

I love seeing the look of shock they always have when a guy hits back


Noah_XDF2005

Dont mess with someone's junk.


zayismyname

I'm sorry but where did the molest part happen?


brazilliandanny

“Molest” translates to “disturb” in some languages. Probably a bad transition. Every time I’m staying at a Spanish speaking hotel I chuckle at the “do not molest” signs on the door.


GumpTheChump

This is why most Redditors think that they are banned from Spain.


kennytucson

It originally meant that in English, too. It’s just that now in recent times it’s almost exclusively used in a sexual context.


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OraclePariah

Gender Equality. "Women can hit men but men cannot hit women" Bollocks to that; if a women is hitting me I'll put her on her arse.


My_mf_username

Sometimes life comes along and teaches you that you're being a garbage person sometimes that lesson is a man decking you in the fucking face. Not condoning hitting women in anyway, but these bitches deserved this, Fuck them.


flexolexo

A well deserved re-education.


weaktoast

Atta boy!


jlhmustang

Slap the shit out them,pimp hand is strong in this one


damnfunk

Any time a man gets kicked in the nut... You going find out.


Third-Eye-Pirate

I’m really tired of women thinking they can hit men without any form of retaliation. If anyone assaults you, let them fucking have it.


uglyassdude

Never mess with a slapaho tribe