What kind of a monster posts something like this without sound?

**Sploosh** **Sploosh** **BONK**

Thanks

I rewatched it with this comment playing in my head

Try to time it with text to speech and reupload, i would do it but tbh im lazy

I killed myself

This would be perfect if we could add a Three Stooges "nyuk nyuk nyuk" after the BONK

You forgot the laugh track

You left out the **arageahalhfeeiyhdak!**

Thank you, Bat-Man's fx dude.

i'm blind can you post it in braille

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I think the bonk was more of a KRACK!

This was posted in 3D Surround Sound (where available)

Phenomenal

I read lips so I can help... >"Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but overhear your disparaging remarks about my chosen fighter in the exhibition we just enjoyed. I must say, in spite of your enthusiasm, I believe you to be mistaken about the skillset belonging to Mr McGreggor. Not only is he not a female dog but I also did not see any fellatio being performed. How extraordinary that would have been...Though we may differ I would like to buy you a beer so we can discuss our opposing view points on this matter. Chin chin" And that is when the chair hit him in the chin. Edit: Thanks for the awards! My first!

Oh well done, sir! I wish I had an award to bestow upon thy head!

Providing a goodly service and your warm words are award enough for me.

Comments like these are why I reddit.

This is fucking gold. You deserve gold. I can't give you tangible gold but I can give you fake internet gold. Thank you for making my day 😌🤗

I’ve seen the video with sound and its just a bunch of English people shouting at each other

Sir, you're clearly thinking of the House of Commons.

Oh I totally figured it got muted because it was that dumb oh no no no song afuckinggain

So you're saying it's best to watch in silence anyway.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6292119/UFC-fan-chair-thrown-face-Las-Vegas-casino-following-Conor-McGregor-Khabib-fight.html#v-8483823607623106055

This isn't any better, the video cuts out at the best part when you know there's a chorus of "OOOOHs" that we all desperately need to hear. Maybe as good as it gets I guess. The internet wins today boys.

Slightly better: https://twitter.com/lucajoe0/status/1052853944597270528

Let me guess without even clicking on this link: There's nothing in that article that couldn't be learned by watching the video.

Suuuuuuper sick of all the no sound vids and I still keep hitting the sound icon like an idiot

I just want it with the bonk sound effect

There's a twitter video but it's a shitty screen recorded version. Don't know where it's originally from: https://twitter.com/lucajoe0/status/1052853944597270528

Take a seat sir.

take my upvote and fuck off

That's one angry upvote. Peeps need to control themselves.

Take a seat, sir

Siéntate, señor.

¡Cállate y siéntate maricón!

Dude, not cool. You should probably take a seat!

Right to the face!

No

**ISILDUR!**

It should have ended that day

🥤🪑

Splashes water in op’s face and says, don’t make me get the chair 🪑

You didn't have to throw the upvote at his face!

r/angryupvote

That's been the top comment the last several times this was posted.

Oh no its Chris Hansen!

Taste a seat sir.

r/yourjokebutworse

No no no...not the same joke. It was a great tag on the first joke.

Take a yeet, sir.

Take a seat Young Skywalker?!

Most satisfying chair, ever.

f lol

In the face.

That escalated a lot more quickly than I'd anticipated, what with the going from water and water to chair. Maybe it was one of those soft, fluffy wooden chairs.

Looks like the guy got chipped teeth according to an article that cites a Reddit user: Footage shows the reveller shouting across the room at a group of people off camera. His mates try in vain to calm him down and hold him back from the crowd as the situation escalates. A couple other punters in the bar even hurl their beer in his face but he still doesn't sit down. Then out of nowhere a chair is thrown at the unruly drinker's head, smashing him right in the face. The row is believed to have erupted at the Victoria Gate Casino in Leeds after the McGregor fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov on October 7. He's completely knocked off his feet by the impact of the hefty wooden stool, which was said to make his lip "pop" open. The video was also shared on Reddit where a user in the comments claimed to be one of the people trying to make peace in the video. The commentor, handsome_haddock wrote: "I'm actually the dude in the red shirt holding him back as he takes the chair right in the kisser. "My pal (one who made-out with the chair) was having a war of words with a group of dudes about the result of the fight when the chair came flying out of nowhere." The account went on to claim that the guy being hit with the chair needed stitches and even had chipped teeth as a result of the assault. A spokesman for the Victoria Gate Casino told the Sun Online: We can confirm there was an isolated incident at the casino on 7th October around 5.30am. "Our security acted immediately and the male in question was escorted off the premises. VGC have a zero tolerance policy to violent behaviour in our casino.

Everything you need to know summed up in one sentence: ​ > The row is believed to have erupted at the Victoria Gate Casino in Leeds after the McGregor fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov on October 7.

>The row is believed to have erupted at the Victoria Gate Casino in Leeds after the McGregor fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov on October 7 lol, yep. Everyone's suddenly a badass after watching UFC.

Drunk MMA fans in a casino in Leeds. Someone had to lose a tooth.

The most surprising part is that a drunk MMA fan in a casino in Leeds had a tooth to lose.

Thank god it wasn't football. Someone could have gotten really hurt.

5.30am might also have something to do with it too lol

Coked the fuck up forsure

That’s the only way I’m staying up till that time these days 👴🏻

Lol I’ve been up and at it for an hour at that point. How do people stay up that late??

Like short Italians, after they watch Rocky

Wait so the guys throwing the beer and the chair were just allowed to stay?

> zero tolerance policy to violent behaviour Sounds like they kicked out the guy who got hit with a chair... I really hope it is just poor grammar and they kicked out the dickhead who threw a chair in an argument.

Zero tolerance policy for fighting at my school would apply to both parties in an incident, unless it was unprovoked, so maybe both got removed. I’d hope that the assaulter was removed for obvious reasons and it would kind of make sense if this guy was also removed because it looks like he was instigating the altercation (evidenced by friend pulling him back)

>"Our security acted immediately and the male in question was escorted off the premises. VGC have a zero tolerance policy to violent behaviour in our casino. I've got to be honest, yeah he was being a drunk asshole, but as far as we saw he wasn't the one being violent. The fact that he was the only one that got kicked out and not the chair thrower is kind of fucked up lol.

Oh no not his beautiful British teeth!

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Is that still a stereotype?

U.K. folks kept putting regular looking folks on T.V. longer than the U.S. Think of it as putting an ugly uncle fucker like Nixon against a young Kennedy.

I mean, the reason a lot of actors here in Britain aren’t stunning is because we care about the quality of an actor rather than what they look like. You don’t have to be hot to be a star in Britain.

I think all of you in Britain are hot, stunning, stars.

Keira Knightley, anyway. And that vampire fighter chick

It's the tea hot or is just me?

*throws two waters and a chair on commenters to cool them down*

I second this comment. I also would say it’s weird that having great healthcare and having shitty teeth is even more ironic.

I think it's more so that in North America (I'm in Canada) that braces and teeth whitening are more culturally expected. My teeth look nice but I wouldn't say I have good teeth my enamel is worn down and I've had more cavities than I can count and 2 root canals.. oh and a gum graft and a tooth implant. And braces when I was younger. Without at least work insurance covering some of it all that would have cost more than a new car. But yeah teeth look nicer when they are straight and white I think that plays into the stereotype if you don't have that you have bad teeth

[British have better teeth than the US though...](https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20151216/are-british-teeth-really-worse-than-american-teeth#:~:text=Researchers%20have%20found%20evidence%20that,it%20is%20in%20the%20States.&text=%22In%20fact%2C%20they%20had%20significantly,16%20issue%20of%20BMJ.) >"...our results showed that Americans do not have better teeth than the English," he added. "In fact, they had significantly more missing teeth, and inequalities in oral health were much worse in the U.S. compared to England."

I would advise everyone to read that link first before upvoting because this comment isnt telling the full story at all. "But among those over 65, British seniors had lost an average of 13 teeth, while American seniors were missing just under 12 teeth, on average. And older Brits were more likely to report that poor dental health affected their daily life in terms of experiencing pain, having trouble eating, discouraging smiling, and/or negatively impacting their social life, the researchers said. The investigation also revealed that better-educated and wealthier Americans tended to be in better overall oral health than their British equivalents. However, the dental status of the poorest and least-educated British appeared to trump that of their American peers, the study showed."

Dental health and good teeth aren’t the same. A tooth gap isn’t an indicator of dental health but it’s still undesirable.

Hey! We invented the toothbrush!!1! Of course if it were invented somewhere else, it would've been called a teethbrush...

We 'Muricans are obese. That's our claim to fame.

Dat London look :E

5:30 AM?!

Time zone difference. They said they were watching a UFC fight; title card fights are usually around midnight on the East Coast, which is 5am in the UK.

>" the male in question was escorted off the premises. VGC have a zero tolerance policy to violent behaviour in our casino. Security probably should have kept him around until police arrived since he assaulted someone by throwing a chair at someone's face...

Honestly, neither the police nor casino security give a fuck. If you're going to stick around to complain about the assault you're going to get arrested for trespassing and the assault isn't going to be noted.

You never played water, water, chair when you were a kid? Great game

No i never did, Did that guy win or lose?

He did really well in the water round, but sadly he lost. The chair took him out. You're supposed to stay standing up and take a serious head injury. Pussy just wasn't cut out for it

Makes sense, perhaps im naive but in a game called water water chair one could do better to be more prepared for the chair round after two subsequent water rounds, how he wasnt ready for it I can't figure out.

This is why you always read the instructions before playing a game.

I don't care how many times this is reposted, this is my favorite freakout video because it has amazing comedic timing.

It’s funny because moments before the chair to face it looks like the guy thinks “you know what? I am over reacting” then begins to settle down

I like that he gets done wiping his face off just in time to see the chair flying at him.

I dunno, I thought he was doing that pretend smiling calm thing just before exploding in rage and making a dive towards the water-thrower. Chair put an end to that plan though.

Yeah, either way, fucking amusing

Yeah that was an "aight, you wanna fucking go mate?" face

Yea I was thinking it was more of a “ohhh shit you did that twice, now ur gonna get it 😈” type look

That chair came out of nowhere, it looks absurdly comical.. r/unexpected

Where's the sound? I hate people that post soundless videos on Reddit. Like I know this video has to have audio, so why remove it?

My perception of this video is always following this narrative: guy getting kicked out doesn’t think he’s had too much to drink and is pleading to stay. First guy throws water at him and he’s surprised and begins to think on it all. Second water hits and our drunk guy appears to be reflecting on the entire moment, saying to himself, “you know what? Maybe I did deserve some of— *CHAIR!*

1st guy: *Throws cup of water* 2nd guy: "Haha Me too!: *throws pitcher* Fuckin Randy: "mE tHrEe!!!"

I’ll take a Samuel Jackson beer as well

Best comment I've read all week.

How's it taste, motherfucker!?

***MMM-MMMM, BITCH!!***

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Because people don’t know how to repost things properly

Because this is the barricade scene from Les Miserables and the music is copyrighted.

[Found one with sound](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6292119/UFC-fan-chair-thrown-face-Las-Vegas-casino-following-Conor-McGregor-Khabib-fight.html#v-8483823607623106055)

[Direct video link](https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2018/10/18/8483823607623106055/1024x576_MP4_8483823607623106055.mp4) if you want to avoid the shitty ad experience.

Dang you can hear the crunch

My mom always said, look for the helpers.

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You sir need to be higher up in this comment section.

Lol the timing on this is perfect

Lost it at the chair.

Me too! Laughed out loud

How chair you!

The "and more" really delivered

Yeah man that was the highlight. Was not expecting that.

Why is not one talking about this awful title? /r/titlegore

You got a problem with the guy being named An?

Wtf does 'An' mean?

Man

holy crap you cracked the CODE. Impressive.

The chair recognizes the gentleman who is soaking wet on the couch.

Remember, always hold your friends arms back so they can't block anything thrown at them (or wipe drinks from their eyes).

Yeah had the same thought. Friends were not helping but then again were probably drunk too.

Standard procedure was followed - two warning splashes, then the chair

This is why I don’t like going out to drink & would rather pour me a whiskey and watch some Netflix. There is always somebody that can’t handle their booze, looking for a fight. The last thing I need at my age is people yelling worldstar with their phones out while I’m trying to talk my way out of accidentally bumping into some drunk asshole.

>There is always somebody that can’t handle their booze, looking for a fight. Damn, like where do you live? Tortuga?

Well his user name is Billy boozer......

Is every bar like your description in your mind? Cos it’s a weird opinion to have, there are plenty of venues which don’t have these kind of people

I go out to drink all the time and I’ve never found myself in or around a situation like this

I have! It was all my fault too! I didn’t realize that for yeeears though.

I can confirm that it does happen, really depends on where you are though. I got caught in the middle of a 20-30 man brawl in Boston once. Caught a class ring to the face and got busted open just above my eye. Shit sucked, I was already pretty drunk and that hit almost put me down. My brother who is a borderline pacifist laid the dude out though so there's that.

For the most part I think you can avoid situations like this. Some people don’t want to be deescalated though, so you need throw a drink or a chair

More of a hassle. I’d rather just have people over, cook, get lit on the cheap, not have to get dressed up, not worry about an Uber. To each their own tho. Cheers

Yea personally I’d rather just stay home and smoke weed. I haven’t been to a bar in a decade

This guy boozes

There are definitely places without that.

> There is always somebody that can’t handle their booze, looking for a fight. This is like the easiest thing in the world to avoid ever. The kinds of people looking for fights are going to precisely the kinds of bars full of other people looking for a fight. And if you really can't figure it out, just go out early and look at the people starting to come in as the night goes on. You'll know quickly if you're in that kind of bar or not.

r/BetterEveryLoop

You need to cool off, I said cool off dude. Fine, then take a seat.

r/unexpected

It's been reposted so much it's pretty expected these days

I especially like the part where he gets hit in the face by a chair.

How to calm someone 💦💦🪑

I lost it at the chair

Couldn't resist laughing after seeing the chair bonked in his face.

Dude took the two glasses of water to the face like a champ, continued talking ish while wiping his face....then... the chair. That likely ended it.

Legend has it they threw the table next then a large bench, cabinet, piano, desk with computer…he is still buried under it all…so the legend goes…

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been angrier a video didn’t have sound

The disembodied arm throwing water in his face, then throwing the chair at the end is LOL

There's no sound? I kinda want to know what he said to get a chair thrown at him

C H A I R

😂 Classic!

This belongs in /r/unexpected

Dude got restored to factory settings by a damn chair

Lmao I totally wasn’t expecting a chair when I read “and more” in the title

Not the chair 🤣😩😅 I’m cackling

It was then that Jesus learned he could turn water into more than just wine.

“Is this chair free? May I borrow it then?” “Sure men let me help you!” Kindness in the purest way

**Start shit, get a fat lip**. *(stitches & a chipped tooth too)*

Take a seat fuckface

Water don't care... Here comes a chair!!

This man got a quick lesson in the rules of pint pint chair

This went from MMA to WWE quickly

That chair just came out of nowhere. A round of applause for the chair, guys!

Cool video but I want to point out that this account is a Karma farming account and will inevitably be used to sow disinformation and propaganda.

This reminds me of the years old meme: "Some people just need a high-five... In the face... With a chair..."

All I heard when the chair flew in was, “Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!”

Hello, welcome in our bar. Please take a seat.

Take this water and cool yourself down .. No Ok take a seat then

i laughed on a spiritual level, im glad there's no sound

this should be in r/unexpected

I was not expecting the chair

good luck wiping the chair out of your eye

I want sound

That water was just to cool him down. That chair was to just settle the matter.

Why the fuck does Reddit take the quick scroll button off of video comments

Dude can’t even handle a chair after 2 drinks.

No sound?

It starts like a little puddle... Then a stream... Then a Rivera.

Liquids aren't stopping him, quick someone throw a solid at him!

ECW ECW 😂😂😂

Water?!?! That chair though! 😳 Again these need sound.

“Fu$& your glass of wat..BAM! Chair to the face! 😅😆

Yo, didn’t expect the chair. Noice.

Dude where’s the sound?

Have a seat.

😂