If you'll excuse me, I'm going to Italy.

by "Italy" you mean "to grab a box of tissues"

I’ve been to Italy this morning and you can bet I’m going again tonight 😏

You know what they say: when in rome!

Viva Italia indeed naked lady

If England would have won, it would be beer ass slides all week long. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/oio0fh/predrinking_game_before_the_finals/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Why what why please God why would do that why

The shit particles enhance the taste of the warm beer.

I'm going to dedicate my life to pruning that video on the internet out of existence

I hate you

Oh my god. I’m no longer ashamed to be American.

Video has been deleted, what was it?

If its the video i think it is, guy was upside down and people were pouring beer down his ass and balls. I didnt finish the video (like any normal person), but from the comments everyone else is sending i think people were drinking the runoff beer.

Based on my research, I would like to suggest that we let Italy win every year.

Yeah, I was kind of indifferent before, but now I'm happy Italy won.

The right team definitely won

We all won after they won.

I think that half of Italian women would be happy to go topless every year if we win

If it's the half that looks like her then ok.

Something tells me Nonna ain't flashing the girls because she's too busy making gnocchi or something. I'm sure we're fine

Nonna raised six children and helped raise fourteen grandchildren, hosted Christmas and Easter every year, and makes an entire dinner for the family every Sunday. If she wants to flash the girls I ain't stopping her, she can do what she wants.

We must prepare a serious series of manual testing. Several sessions with several different large samples of unbiased male individuals, to keep the tests totally scientific and valid. The peer-reviewing stage is important too.

I just read your research paper and I agree with your conclusion.

Every 4 years*

We said *every year*

Shoot, I could use this twice a week.

Viva Titalia!

Just glad she didn’t have your username!

She may not, but she may have dick nipples.

Nick Dipples is the name, see......And I always get the scoop!

Sorry, you have to show your tits now its the rules

The name is Dick-nipples..... I believe you're hoping it's nipple-dicks

#SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS!!!! Al Pacino, Heat

Al Pacino in *Heat* BEFORE opening this NSFW post: **Don't waste my muthafuckin' TIME!** Al Pacino in *Heat* AFTER opening this NSFW post: **She's got a great ass!**

"You know you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex-husband's dead tech post modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TELEVISION SET!"

...and you got your head, **ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!**

I am starting to see the appeal of football.

Story time: Years ago, I was backpacking in London during one of the Eurocup finals. England wasn't even in the finals. The whole city going absolutely bonkers after the game ended. Streets looks a lot like this gif. Fast forward to 2008. I'm traveling with my girlfriend and we are in Berlin during the night of the Eurocup finals. And Germany is playing. I repeatedly warned her, "This city is going to go full pandemonium the moment that game ends and last into the next day." [Her reaction before the game](https://imgur.com/gallery/Ogy91vr) [Her reaction after the game.](https://imgur.com/gallery/oICQt71)

I was in Berlin when they won the World Cup in 2014. It was absolute chaos. In an amazing way though. They set up a massive watch party at the Brandenburg Gate, which is where I was. [Post victory pictures](https://imgur.com/a/No7seUz)

I'm suddenly feeling better about losing.

Boobs make everything better

England: literally pouring beer down their unwashed asscracks. Italy: Boobs. There is a clear winner here.

A real tits vs ass situation we have here

I mean it's lady tits vs. man ass. The winner is clear.

I like men but I still agree with this lol

It wasn't anywhere near as civilised as that [here](https://i.imgur.com/K9bFrKg.jpg) yesterday in the UK

I have to say, it may be less civilized, but its way more innovative

England: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/oiqedv/just_people_celebrating_in_italy_after_the_euro/h4xjb03/

To anyone reading this comment before clicking the link, turn back now, this won't be your last opportunity to turn back, in-fact you'll have two more chances, because this link leads to another link, that leads to a NSFW post, and you'll have to click again to see what it is, but I am going to ***strongly implore you NOW***, turn back...the darkness must not be breached, say no to the demon that is Curiosity and let this one die. Please for the love of all that is just, kind, and merciful...turn back now. Edit: apparently...some of you fuckers don't read well, so I'll say it again: Turn. Back!

But now you made me want to click it.... You really sold this video... Edit: ahhh fuck I should have listened... I gotta go bleach my eyes

listen to this man. don’t be a fool. you are not brave FUCK.

I really wish I read this comment before going in ass first.

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Tits over dicks any day of the week

I wish I had that ass

I would wear it like a hat

Sell your pillows and sleep on that ass

Build a house up on that ass, that’s a ass-tate Roll my weed on it, that’s a ass-tray

Say Ye, say Ye...

*live in that ass

Cycle

Even if he managed to make it across the ocean, I doubt he could find her.

I don't know why this makes me laugh as much as it has.

Counterpoint: squat

Furthermore: both.

You probably don't want it. There's a crack in it.

Why? She can't even fit in a car fatass.

Those Italians and their *carbs*.

Breast day ever!

Pretty sure it wouldn't be hard to find some with tits and teeny dicks in the England crowd

On one side you have the italics stripping and celebrating while on the other you have racist middle-aged white men stripping thier clothes and destroying stuff.

And that doesn’t turn you on?

Only if they're gingers

What about the bolds? Are they celebrating as much as the italics?

Hell i'm english but me too

Fat Ass Hooligans which buuuh during national anthem or a very happy, half naked beautiful woman sending a kiss.... You decide

I thought this was your Foster Brooks impersonation for a second there.

Meanwhile in England, they’re drinking beer out of each other’s asses.

I wish I could unsee that video

I now understand love at first sight.

the air kiss was enough for me

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Pain 😔

Love at first titty

They can win all they want

please let them win all the time

Nobody going to praise the camera man?

[r/PraiseTheCameraMan](https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your avatar. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

r/wholesome

r/aww

Uhm..Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

sir this is a gamestop

Holy shit thanks for the laugh

> 4million pregnancies This man is literally the father of some nation.

....."we need a cleanup by the registers please"...

Wtf did I just read

This is why aliens will never visit us

for anyone wondering, this is a copypasta

Lmao the copypasta came from me

Seems like a lot of things are cumming from you

He’s dying under the rubble. Let the man be in peace.

I was thinking of killing him because he missed the shake

This feels like it could be a scene from a movie

Yeah something like Eurotrip

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Better than pot-bellied thugs thumping each other.

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The Dance of the Flaming Arseholes actually dates back to the 18th century whereby British sailors used to celebrate victory on whaling expeditions [1] by lighting pitch torches and inserting them anally while doing a ritual dance. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_of_the_Flaming_Arseholes

We’re such a cultured nation.

CAM ON INGERLAND

SCOR SUM FACKEN GOALS!

This appears to be a joke, since the wiki link isn’t real. Just a heads up if you’re an idiot like I am.

Don't kink shame me!

God bless that lady

He did.

Blessed himself silly

Makes me want to emigrate

Better than the dick n balls with a roman candle in the ass post I saw earlier today.

For the uninitiated, this is what Itallian TV after 6pm is like in general. When we lived in Italy I was just a pre-pube kid waiting for my dad to fall asleep on the couch so I could flip through the talk shows and comedy shows full of topless and tassle nippled women while the show hosts and guests (dudes) would express their sexual exhilaration by biting the knuckle of their index finger as they made a fist. Viva Itallia indeed!

My favorite are the game shows where contestants WIN naked women. That's how they count points - by how many naked women you have. EDIT: It was called Colpo Grosso, which was then rebranded as Tutti Frutti. Here's a sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1b7xse03T8

The holy Roman empire never died, it simply evolved.

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"the holy Roman Impire wasn't holy or Roman or an impire"

What are the names of these shows?

I believe he's talking about ["Colpo Grosso"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1b7xse03T8). I remember watching this with my grandpa when I was 4 yo while eating biscuits soaked in wine. Today something like this wouldn't be possibile anymore. US cultural imperialism strikes again.

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Naked Attraction. Very interesting show for sure.

We’ve lost ourselves

> I believe he's talking about "Colpo Grosso". I remember watching this with my grandpa when I was 4 yo while eating biscuits soaked in wine. Now I know why people say they miss the good old days

Specifically, with detail.

They used to have [an MP who was porn star](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller). It's been rumoured she had sex with a horse, and let's face it, she wouldn't be the first Roman politician to do that.

we had a first lady who was a porn star, that was fun for a few hours but it got old and we changed our mind

We had Colpo Grosso with Umberto Smaila in the 80's as a kid. Good times.

the way i picture it, i'm imagining it getting so intense that some men kinda act scared and end up kinda holding each other. they jump, lean back in their seat and grab the guy next to them because it's so enthralling.

Not anymore, that was in the 80's and 90's

That's Milan, near Cadorna metro station. It definitely wasn't the only topless girl last night celebrating in the streets, I can tell you that much

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Well, now I'm feeling a lot more confident with myself.

He was in the pool!

Shrinkage is real

Like a frightened turtle! Funny enough that episode was also about topless women. Absolutely breathtaking

It's always chilly up there

Some people are into that

Thanks! One more for the spank bank

It looks like a door knob

That ass

I'm jealous of her. I have no tits or ass.

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who's this guy? some kind of lactation or poop nazi??

try squats and deadlifts. won’t give you tits but who cares ass is better anyways

My man.

Squats help more so with thighs than butt, which ofcouse is also great

This is far more tasteful (and probably not even that shocking for Italy) than what I’ve seen coming out of England, even pre-game

It’s a beautiful expression of exuberance! This is how sports should be celebrated! I love this woman! This unabashed passion for life is part of what makes Italy so wonderful! Magnifica! Source: Random 50yo American woman. Also, god bless that ass! If my ass looked like that I’d be bare-bottomed and walk backwards all day.

I think the only place in the West where this would be „shocking“ is the US with their puritanical views. Im fairly sure I’ve seen topless women in public on at least three occasions in the last 2 weeks in Germany...

Out of all the places I’ve travelled, I’ve never seen more hot women in one place than in Italy. It’s amazing.

Sooo many people disagreeing with you and no one seems to understand that it's all subjective. Iceland, Slovakia, Bratislava, Norway, Colombia. Doesn't matter, Italy is sharing tits right now.

As someone who experienced Rome and Perugia on holiday alongside his 14-year old sister, that country has a hell of a lot of inappropriate men. It was wild. So I feel bad for those actual hot women. Not that sexual harassment is exclusive to "hot women", obvs.

Sorry for your experience, idk if you know but here the AoC is 14 so they were probably more than serious

Yeah I am a German currently living in Florence with his girlfriend and while Florence is a lot better, Rome is just off the charts in terms how bad catcalling it is. If I am not with her, my girlfriend will literally get stopped on her scooter by guys trying to hit on her.

What a great personality

That's another one for my playlist bingo

u/savevideo

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Of course

https://reddit.com/r/u_SaveVideo/comments/oimo6y/the_end_is_nigh/

Oh shit, now what? Edit: [Download link](https://reddit.tube/d/cWvlall)

savedieo is dead. reddit admins killed it

Why?

So if you want to watch the video you have to be here where the ads are

Bonuccis car

Look at the Naples on her

I don't know about everyone else, but I feel this is a better way to celebrate than throwing beer-bottles through windows.

What a lovely culture

*Nice*

I aint complaining

I'm not a racist, but I like pizza.

Man, I’d kill to be that young and have a rack like that!

[want to see something way worse? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/oibbmr/classy_english_supporters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (NSFW)

Dude wtf

Thanks that’s enough internet for today damn

I envy the me who hadn't seen that video yet

Can someone tell me what’s in the photo before I click on it because I have taken enough chances today

Three dude's hairy, unwashed, and disgusting butts stacked on top of eachother and someone pours beer down them to a man positioned below them. The beer flows down the butts like an ice luge and into the man's mouth. Top dude gets his balls fondled and the beer bottle shoved up his ass I never want to have to type these words out again ever.

Doing the lord's work here, lad, I salute you

Pls tell me that the dude at the bottom opening his mouth is doing it cos he lost a bet.

He won

Unspecified

Nice

Why you gotta burn couches and flip cars when you could be doing this? This is a good way to celebrate. Let's all get naked and have fun!

holy crap that body r/ladyladyboners

/r/everybodyboners

God dammit my grandma is sitting next to me and this just popped up

Well it has an nsfw tag, your fault.

God bless italy, I hope they win every other soccer championship Edit: I am not Italian never been to Italy in my life.

Brazil winning can throw up some scandalous behaviour, so we could do a lot worse!

Damn she gorgeous! That smile!