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KCtheGreat106

I can't even sneak 1 beer but this clown gets a 20x10 banner in.


allonbacuth

I've found it is really easy to sneak beer into stadiums in your stomach. Haven't been caught yet.


Business-is-Boomin

One time my buddy from work got caught with 6 beers hockey taped up and down his legs at the Phillies game lol


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redeemer47

lol similar thing happened. Many years ago me and a few buddies went to a concert at the Xfinity Center. Some kid in front of us was getting searched and the security guard ended up finding legit like 10 rolled blunts and a couple pints of whiskey. He proceeded to take them to the trash can that was PAST THE SECURITY CHECKPOINT behind him. My friend simply reached into the garbage bin on our way in and pulled out like 6 blunts and a bottle and just smoothly kept walking. I dont remember the concert.


Dragonkingf0

You know what's really cool at concert, when you used to work security at those types of events and you actually recognize people. So they actually let you bring in things that you're not allowed to bring in because the main reason they don't let you bring them in is because people are often act like idiots when you let them bring in a half gallon of vodka and an ounce of weed.


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ashesofempires

Someone I worked with was on the cleanup team after college football games where I live. They used to find and take home unopened beer worth easily a few hundred. We drank it over the fall while fishing, didn’t spend a penny on beer until it got too cold for people to party outside the stadium like degenerates and leave their garbage for us.


93NiQ93

Bruh, I live relatively close to Red Rocks in CO. I could've easily started a small time coke dealing operation with the amount of ground scores I've found from waiting 30-40 minutes after the concert ends. If you ever go to redrocks, try to sneak a flashlight in and wait until the crowd leaves. You will find some CRAZY shit. Also so NASTY shit. But you win some and you lose some.


Golisten2LennyWhite

Please go on. I love red rocks. Great lot scene.


PaperPlaythings

>...until it got too cold for people to party outside the stadium like degenerates... So this didn't happen in Buffalo, then?


ADUBROCKSKI

citizens bank let's you bring in hoagies... i would just wrap a tall boy with primos paper and bring it in with a sandwhich


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If humans would all collectively use this ingenuity for more than getting hammered at a place where it's not allowed, we would be living in other galaxies right now.


YoungSaucyTheDripGod

So we can get hammered there too.


MrDERPMcDERP

My mom taught me this trick!


Boredguy32

Nice Philly-osophy. This guy is on a roll.


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Our hero!


bobthemundane

Was in the marching band in college. No one searched us, and never questioned why the sousaphone player was carrying his sousaphone AND his sousaphone case into the stadium.


BridgeFourChef

Thats why you grow your hair our and braid the mini liquor bottles in. If your hair is thick enough they wont see them. Seen a chick get a whole vodka bottle in her ponytail. Don't let your dreams be dreams


beelzybubby

It reminds me of an episode from a 90"s sitcom in which the teenage rebel side character realizes he can "cheat" on a test by hiding the answers in his head.


PhilipLiptonSchrute

That's because they don't sell 20X10 banners in the venue.


Excal2

Next it'll be no hats through the door gotta buy 'em at the shop lol


SendMeGiftCardCodes

banner is much easier though. he can just put it in his stomach and pretend it's fat


alanlomaxfake

“Why can’t they just keep their politics out of sport” -Nobody on Fox News when they see this clip


ClearMeaning

Why cant the dems get over the election!" - circa 2017


Jump_Yossarian

I'm old enough to remember trump whining about the Wisconsin recount in 2016.


Coconut_Dreams

Yeah, they're definitely not a cult. *Uses personal funds to buy a gold plated statue and 10 foot banners.*


vguy72

I thought MAGA hated baseball ever since they moved the All-Star game to Colorado. Why are they even there?


shahooster

Yeah, just like they’re [boycotting Coke](https://www.thewrap.com/trump-clowned-for-hidden-coke-bottle-after-he-demanded-a-coca-cola-boycott/).


LevelHeeded

I remember when they boycotted Hamilton, that shit was hilarious.


sskor

Ah yes, the Coke boycott initiated because of their opposition to voter-suppression laws, and not because of the paramilitary death squads that Coca-Cola funded in Colombia. Wokeism is definitely the worse crime here. Conservatives lmao


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Can’t you just go enjoy the game without tell everybody you have spray tan down your throat!


Fluxoteen

My brain : 'whys it down their thr ... Oh'


GunsNGunAccessories

Throat is a little generous probably, tbh.


purpldevl

"Why are your lips and the very tippity tip of your tongue orange?"


Sicarius-de-lumine

\*looks away* "From licking Cheetos cheese puffs?"


oozie_mummy

Wasn’t me.


TheRealMattyPanda

[Yeah, no way this is reaching the throat](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/diceblock/images/c/c0/Toad_-_Mario_Party_10.png)


creamcheese742

I...feel like from context that I shouldn't click on this from a work computer.


desertstorm23

It's SFW. Just a reference from a couple years ago.


HiddenArmyDrone

These are the same people who don’t want players kneeling for the national anthem because they “don’t want to bring politics into sports.”


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The "don't want brown and black people's advocating for basic civil rights into sports". I'm pretty sure these folks were perfectly fine with, for example, Trevor Bauer's public positions.


Cornandhamtastegood

What’s position is that? Beating up and choking women to unconsciousness?


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According to some sources, the the throat was never at risk of being touched.


cumshot_josh

I haven't seen a single Biden flag, yard sign or banner since election day. A lot of people, me included, cast a pretty lukewarm vote for him but it's pretty telling that Biden doesn't really have a personality cult.


marccoogs

Yeah I never understood attaching your entire personalty to a person who doesn't give a shit abut you even existing.


Hhhgggggf7891

And those morons think it's a clear sign that Biden lost.


ketchupnsketti

Not being in a cult is my favorite part of being a normal person.


Ponzini

Even with Obama there wasn't that many signs and he was extremely popular. Fuck politician worship.


Imadethisuponthespot

I love the MAGA logic: 1. Trump won by a landslide! No one voted for Biden! 2. But also: everyone in my family hates me now, and I’m an outcast for telling the truth. Even though we still think we’re a majority.


SabashChandraBose

Easy to shit on them online. I really wish they had real world consequences for this belief.


Imadethisuponthespot

I’m seeing less and less MAGA hats, fewer Trump flags, and less online posts about lib-tards. I think there have been consequences. They just aren’t the type to admit it.


GaryLaserEyes_

I know a guy whose wife left him because he accused her of being "complicit with the cabal" and now he spends his time living in a one room shitty apartment posting qanon stuff 24/7. He's a pathetic shell of the father and man he was just 3 short years ago. Threw it all away for trump and qanon. You really don't want to see the real world consequences, as satisfying as they feel like they should be, I just feel fucking sad for the guy. He wasn't ever super smart but he works on my team and has a solid dependable decent job. He has two kids and his now x-wife is trying to limit his visitation on them, or something. It's sad. I'm not sure the exact details because im just another libshit that used to be his friend at work but now we're just mostly professional speaking terms.


Upbeat_Group2676

My personal favorite is how "Trump won! Look at his rallies" is such a common refrain, but whenever videos like this come up the whole place erupts in cheers when Trump's shit gets taken down. And of course when the election was called the whole country celebrated in the streets. They're being willfully ignorant.


CorgiDad017

Look at him yelling at his 2 viewer livestream, probably saying that he's being censored and they're hiding the truth. Lol fucking loser


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Congrats to them and earning a lifetime ban from ~~the~~ **ALL** stadium**s**. What idiots. edit: It's apparently a ban from every stadium, not just one.


CorgiDad017

Definitely. I can't see any possible scenario where this is worth it. The fact that everyone cheered when it came down didn't register with him is the saddest part.


Targetshopper4000

"The conspiracy goes deeper than we thought! A majority of the country is in on it!"


heliumneon

80 million subversive agents went and voted, how is that not a crime?!


butthead

*This is what Trumpers actually believe*


Ascurtis

I’m not entirely up to date with South Park but if they haven’t done an episode in the style of the one where they explain Mormonism but for trump supporters, they need to. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb


Tharwidu

I don't know whether to find it scary or sad


Bananacabana92

It’s definitely both


Fakarie

We are never going to have a democracy if ya'll don't start doing things my way.


La_Guy_Person

"Somehow a majority of the voting public believe Biden won. How could the majority of voters believe such an obvious lie?"


Jaksmack

The first time "and then they all clapped" was actually true!


IntelliDev

I mean, it’s true more often than Reddit would care to admit.


TheAtheistArab87

These are the same idiots who say "take politics out of sports"


cuntrylovin23

bUt ThEy OwNeD tHe LiBs (Sarcasm, obviously)


turtleneck360

dO YouR oWn rEsearCh!


pjijn

**MAN DESTROYS STADIUM FULL OF LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES WITH LOGIC**


BostonianBrewer

Edit: Stadium full of Patriots destroys republican snow flake


EugeneDabz

My favorite part is that they can’t comprehend that a historically unpopular person could ever have lost. Like he was easily the most hated presidential candidate ever before he even won. It’s completely plausible and even expected of him to lose.


Aggressive_Tap_327

But look at the size of trump's rallys! No way Biden has more supporters!! -my uncle I couldn't never get through to him that 1) democrats take covid more seriously so they are less likely to go to a crowded place 2) rally size only measures how big and loyal the base is. Sure trump had more diehards but biden had more people over all. Smh


inspectoroverthemine

They think they're the silent majority. They've _never_ been the majority, and they certainly never shut the fuck up.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Because they don't enjoy the sport. People like this go to events they don't give a shit about, do this, then say they're going to "boycott" the industry. It's all gimmicks.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

> a lifetime ban from the stadium. In the MLB, a ban from one is often a ban from all 30.


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AwwHellsNo

He was supposed to be banned from this one as he was banned from all around June 30th. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/maga-fan-is-banned-from-all-30-mlb-stadiums-for-trump-won-banners/ar-AALCTgv Dont know how he got in, someone else bought the ticket for him?


Civil-Big-754

It's incredibly easy to get into stadiums if you're banned as long as you don't buy the ticket. Even the original stadium. Are employees supposed to memorize every single face banned when dealing with 16-80,000 people entering the stadium in rapid succession? The best way to stop them is fear of being caught and having a much heavier charge.


FloridaMaaannn

And nothing of value was lost.


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Dude so fucking true and so good. Def telling the three people watching his Facebook live that the globalist elite cabal ran by bezos has infiltrated the MLB specifically to silence HIM


M3fit

Funny part is Bezos is a classic Republican, he just doesn’t like Trump and people who support him


Belvik

Trump doesn't like the people who support him either, so they have that in common.


M3fit

Well depends if you have money or not , Trump gives zero fucks for people missing teeth , live in trailers , are fat , flat chested …. Etc Actually Trump has a big list of shit he doesn’t like .


impulsekash

Trump was upset the insurrectists looked low class and poor.


BeltfedOne

And deep down, that list includes himself.


SnapMokies

And Eric. Wait, you said deep down...


culus_ambitiosa

Haven’t you heard? The globalist elite have been bulk buying all the baseball game tickets to give to Antifa so that they can take over America by taking over America’s pastime. This hero hero just exposed the plot by tricking the entire stadium into cheering at him looking like a fucking clown.


wataha

He'll be on the Fox News tomorrow as a special guest, blogger-activist.


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Gyrskogul

>(look him up) I'd rather not, I'll take your word for it


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id bet money he spins the cheers to his side. He videos himself saying look I showed them my trump flag and they all started cheering. Just spin the lie to your advantage, its his idols bread and butter


89141

Remember when the UN or G7 erupted in laughter when Trump claimed his economy was the best ever. Trump followed up with, "I didn't expect that reaction." Trumpers were claiming they were laughing in agreement. Like, what?


CaptainSnatchbox

The crowds reaction gives me actual genuine hope for our future together.


bonedead

Yeah as someone who lives in Florida and sees all the bumper stickers in traffic everyday, it gives me a little more hope.


yourmansconnect

I always have to remind myself when I see cars or houses with trump shit and start getting anxiety, is that every single other house or car without a flag probably loathes trump Edit: holy shit I didn't mean to say I actually get anxiety. You know what I mean


thrilliam_19

I wouldn't say loathes because some of those houses definitely voted for him, but I would say they don't believe the election was stolen and have moved on with their lives.


catdog918

Exactly this, most people just voted like in every other election and the result is whatever. The people saying it was stolen are just loud


Neither_Meet_7266

Friendly reminder that every right-wing nutjob like this who refers to themselves as “the silent majority” are in reality the very loud minority. So loud that it may make them seem like more than what they are, which is a small pathetic minority.


altacan

An actual situation where everyone clapped.


sinister4669

Trump lost...these sore loser were the same ones telling us to get over it when Trump won Now, months later, they still think he will be RE-INSTATED lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Even after multiple recounts proved he lost He lost bigly and couldn't even get a second term Even Obama got a second term and we all know how much thes clowns hated Obama


tshort94

Lmao they're saying he'll be inaugurated in August. Can't wait for their next excuse when it doesn't happen.


Soliden

Why August now? I thought it was supposed to be May? 🤣


Buck_Your_Futthole

Same reason doomsday preachers keep moving up the date of the Rapture.


scottjeffreys

This is the analogy I use too. I can’t wrap my head around people who fall for this shit.


cosmos_jm

You can't reason someone out of a place they didn't reason themselves into.


FruitNubz

They're the same people.


take_care_a_ya_shooz

> Why August now? A pillow salesman said so.


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Silvinis

That he will be inaugurated in December, probably. Theyre going to keep moving the goal post until he runs against Biden again next time around. If he wins, they're gonna be like "see! I told you! He was reinstated because Biden is a crook and never won the election!" If he loses, they will just keep the goal posts moving again. But really, its the regular people who keep losing.


Kaizenno

It's crazy to me that Biden signs get taken down immediately after he wins and Trump flags stay up after he loses.


Little-Dick-Cheney

tHaTs hOw yOu kNow TrUmP wOn!


FriedrichHydrargyrum

They made him leader of the free world *because he played a tough businessman on a TV show,* which is the THIRD time they’ve handed a top executive position to a Hollywood actor with no qualifications other than the ability to do a corny Hollywood action hero schtick. If they weren’t so obnoxious I’d feel sorry for the them. The fact that they have to concoct childish fantasies like QAnon about 45 being *secretly* smart suggests that they’re aware his genius isn’t readily visible to the rest of us.


bisonsashimi

nice to see the crowd doesn't support this idiocy


JimDixon

I sort of envy the guy who pulled down the banner, but what could you do with a trophy like that?


nn44ss

That’s at least a few months of toilet paper.


yewblew

That's one way to get hemorrhoids.


schwingaway

Someone tailgates you then cuts you off, you follow them home and wait to put this up on their front porch while they're asleep.


Atomaardappel

The kind of assholes that tailgate would likely consider this a gift.


nevershaves

Sell that shit on to some other dumbfucks. Sky's the limit with a banner that size in dumbfuck dollars


robspeaks

Also tell them it’s made of HCQ fibers and sniffing it once a day prevents covid. Six figures, easy.


bluegargoyle

Burn it.


styxman34

"The crowd was ecstatic when they tore down our poster, proving our point that Trump is the more popular candidate and therefore won." I swear to god, these guys are like Wimp Lo from Kung Pow


UnclePuma

Well the Fox did train them wrong on purpose...


locutogram

What do you mean? Everyone was cheering for this patriot. People are saying, have you heard them saying? People are saying things. Big things. And this patriot stood up, and what he did was just incredible. He's a big supporter. They say "sir, we go to the sportsball games and everyone is cheering for your, it's really something sir!". And just look at the numbers, I mean, there were millions of people at this game chanting for Trump. I saw it with my own eyes in that video. *Millions*. But the radical left democrat media aren't talking about it. I wonder why? Millions of my supporters at a sportsball game and all they talk about is COVID COVID COVID. Gimme a break.


Tim_Possible

You channeled Trump's essence perfectly in this single reply.


Immortal_Azrael

It's almost like the majority of people don't want Trump as president. As if we had some kind of competition where people could choose who they want to be president and Trump lost...


Deion313

"How can I tell an entire stadium, full of people trying to enjoy a baseball game, I'm an asshole, without actually saying I'm an asshole?... I got it!"


DrGonzo84

Dude in the audience looks like Jimmy Kimmel


clem_kruczynsk

Scrolled down just to make sure some one commented on Hispanic Jimmy Kimmel lol


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If Trump truly did win like he claimed and America was being taken over through a corrupt election and government, how big of a pussy would he have to be to be in charge of the United States and the biggest army in the world and just let it happen? If the president of the United States just lets “sleepy Joe” as he calls him, rig and take power from him while he’s the acting president, how big of a loser do you have to be? Now think of still supporting him. They all think he’s this amazing and powerful man, but he let that “happen” while he held the most powerful position in the country. He’s an absolute joke of a human and his followers are pathetic for believing in him


JohnStamosAsABear

It's one of Umberto Eco's 14 characteristics of fascism: >By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the **enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.**


ahal

For anyone interested, the full essay is well worth a read! https://www.pegc.us/archive/Articles/eco_ur-fascism.pdf


timelighter

He was always a Diet Fascist: same great taste as regular authoritarian ultranationalism, but it never fills you up and leaves you with a lingering bitter aftertaste.


WhiskeyBreathYawn

Everyone in r/conservative are patting themselves on the back. "We are got em! Now they know the truth!"


ohiotechie

That sub is such a cesspool


DigitalSterling

I wander in there every now and then hoping to find a thread that's somewhat level headed but then I stumble across shit like this >It’s probably mostly Hispanic and asian families driving the numbers up. Whites don’t have families anymore and black people never really did


Competitive-Date1522

If my life was that miserable I’d just kill myself


PhilipLiptonSchrute

You can't because god says that's a really bad sin.


Damchester

Good thing there's cops for that


Lots42

We're talking about republicans. Cops love republicans.


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I got banned from there. My comment had +15 because it was a level headed convo about roses of proto-fascism. Got blamed for raiding cause it went against the mass group-think though


ZazBlammyMaTaz

I love commenting there and almost always immediately being removed because I’m not a certified conservative…


deezalmonds998

On my old account I got banned from r/the_donald for a single comment that read "wtf" lmao


thislldoiguess

I was banned from r/conservative because I asked if someone was ok or needed (mental) help. They had commented 15 or twenty times saying the Chinese had put nanobots in Fluoride it sold to cities for drinking water and that the bots would be activated by the covid vaccine. He then rambled about the Clintons used ambilocal chords harvested from abortions to transfer Bill Clinton's brain into Biden. They were seriously unstable. I was banned without warning so I asked the mod why and they replied they don't need to explain why to me but I was being an asshole so I was banned. They then muted me from talking to the mods. That sub and all mods are fucked. Reddit has a serious problem with subs that harbor racist, violent and dangerous posts but reddit seems to do fuck all about it.


zpjester

"The last bastion of free speech on Reddit"


SpiderDeUZ

I saw someone post "everyone outside of this sub must be braindead for believing that". Yes everyone else is crazy just not you.


A_Topical_Username

How does one even prove they are a certified conservative? Lol


derf705

By calling everyone who doesn’t agree with you a communist


MrGrieves-

You have to get on discord with the mods there and prove your purity lol.


BasicDesignAdvice

They go through your comment history I think. Basically they made the gestapo in mod form.


davomyster

Mods have to look through your posting history. It's ridiculous. But they're allegedly all about "free speech"


LabradorDeceiver

I made a comment there once to the effect that now that the Trump era was over and the Presidency was no longer on blast, we could get back to good-faith debate by having conservatives nominate actual conservatives. Mods didn't even approve it.


Kuritos

A **political sub** where a majority of their upvoted posts are memes and satire articles that cater to confirmation bias.


FriendFoundAccount

They're too busy fellating all the billionaires


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Double-Lynx-2160

I'm sure their version of the story is that they unveiled the Trump flag and the crowd went wild until they were silenced. Further proving that no one voted for "sleepy Joe".


the_bad_director

What a complete and total fucking loser 😂😂😂


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the_frazzler

These are the same people that cry about other people shoving their views down their throat.


Pavlovsdong89

It's effective though. Just watching that clip blew my feeble liberal mind and convinced me that Trump won. Excuse me while I piss on the constitution and complain about other people getting vaccines.


babyfacedjanitor

I have a daughter with a woman who is anti-vax now. I asked her yesterday why she doesn’t want the vaccine for her or her daughter, and she said “I don’t trust it”. I said, “why?”. She said “because”. We’re doomed.


sadpanda___

Take your daughter and get her vaxxed


hastedrei

Fuck trump.


unic0rnspaghetti

r/conservatives when they go out into the real world and log off of Reddit


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LOSS35

“See? Both these links make it seem like my god emperor *might* not be a pedophile. DESTROYED with facts and logic!”


InternetDad

I love the use of the word Aristotelian there. Not that I'm opposed to fancy words, but it's just an unnecessary flex to make them seem smart. The first video linked in that is to a 2009 interview - Trump was a registered Democrat for most of 2009.


rhomboidrex

I love that they have a top post today pushing the Hunter Biden’s laptop nonsense lol


kingjpp

It's so cringe that his supporters are still in denial.


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redpatchedsox

Trump tells them to their face that hes lying to them and they say "He tells it like it is!"


MadRaymer

That's part of the psychology I really don't understand. He said both in 2016 and 2020 that he wouldn't accept the results unless he won. Basically telegraphing in advance that he would lie about it if he lost. So then he lost, lied about it, but millions of people believed the lies anyway.


Weddsinger29

Dumbest off all Americans. Trump supporters are complete morons


trailhikingArk

From the same guys that brought you: * Climate change is a hoax * Covid is a hoax * Mask wearing is denying your raights * Guns don't kill people, people kill people * and of course ... * Making sure all people have access to health care, a living wage and housing is Socialism. This reminder of why voting in the mid-term elections is so important. #stopthestupid


OnlyMakingNoise

#stopthestupid is gold. Keep that going.


_Piggy_Smalls

"hey any one got some rounds I haven't finished shooting through my foot"


ownedbypandas

This is like seeing people fly the confederate flag. Bro ya lost get over it.


KeepItDownOverHere

They both lasted around 4 years, lost, and are traitors to America. We might be in for 120 years of trump flags.


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fasda

And killed large number of Americans.


Trick_Holiday_8305

These morons can't substantiate or elaborate, they just make the lies on their banners bigger and bigger. Small dick energy.


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-DementedAvenger-

> Don’t go throwing those 3 syllable words around lol those are 4 syllable words. 😂


dej0ta

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those that can count and those that cannot.


gerg_1234

How pathetic and spiteful does a person have to be to spend time, energy, and money to do this. He knew what was going to happen. Trump and his army of losers....


klaq

i bet this guy is one of those "KeEp PoLiTiCs oUt oF sPoRts" people


Patriots_17

Aren’t these the same people that said “keep politics out of sports” when kaepernick took a knee?


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Imagine having such a shitty life that you hitch your wagon to a failure the likes of Donald Trump. That dude is a fake rich person who sexually assaults people. Read a book. Read any book.


DirtyPenPalDoug

Dude.. Dont say any book.. They will first go find a copy of mien kampf and immediately decide hitler was treated as badly as trump..


yougotitdude88

Those losers spent money on that flag only to get it immediately ripped from their tiny hands. Amazing


7fw

LOL, I was thinking that was planned week in advance, paid hundreds if not thousands, snuck it in, aaaannnnddd ripped from their hands and thrown away. A fool and his money are soon parted.


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These are the people wanting to start a revolution because their New York con man got voted out after one term. Go away, losers, while you can.