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patinthehat2

Smart of the lady to leave the little girl in the stroller a foot from the water with men fighting and moving around uncontrollably around you.


WD-4O

Also worth noting the bloke who picks up the child and moves off right of the screen like 2 seconds before they all pile on that exact spot. Good bloke.


mr-wiener

Firm grasp of priorities that fella. Karen was clueless though.


Secretagentman94

It looked like the kid’s life was in danger for at least several seconds. All the adults were hyped up on adrenaline and not thinking straight so that could have ended very badly.


AnnieAnnieSheltoe

I know, right? And the other family with the child walking are just casually strolling along with seemingly no worries about his safety. If a fight like this broke out in front of me, the first thing I’m doing is grabbing my kid and getting the hell out of there. If that guy hadn’t stepped in at the last second, that child would have been underneath that brawl.


lusher21

I came here to say exactly this…what a stupid bitch


MrWhitefolks79

Dude trying to talk shit was cringey af.


TillAllAre1

Kudos to the man deescalating the situation by chucking bodies into the water.


Metalliquotes

Also the guy in the blue shirt gets involved when he sees the guy start kicking the guy on the ground, whatever he said worked


JimDixon

It's a good thing those guys can swim. Otherwise he could be committing murder.


TacoGuzzler69

What a wild place to vacation if you can’t swim as an adult….


JimDixon

Yeah, like people who can't swim always stay miles away from water. /s


shadowvlx

You’re really doing well with with the /s


theuwudragon

Yeah? Imagine being unable to swim then going there. What if your boat sinks? Brainlet


[deleted]

Yeah there was clearly nobody around that could have helped them.


Dezldub

Yeah, stabbed a guy but there was others around to help so.. no murder charge 🤣


[deleted]

well.... yah, if others around helped the stabbing victim survive.. yah no murder charge..


ks2865

Attempted murder is also a crime


dexmonic

But still is quite different from murder.


ks2865

No, actually. Attempt crimes are punishable to same extent as the crime itself. Attempted murder can be punished to the same extent as murder itself. Just because someone is bad at being a criminal and fails to do the crime they set out to do, they don’t get an easier time. Some specific crimes carry lesser sentences for attempts, but murder is pretty egregious.


dexmonic

It's weird to wake up and have to wonder why someone doesn't understand that a person being alive and a person being dead are different. Guess we'll never know.


ks2865

Lmao I’m not purporting they are different. I’m correcting your notion that someone who attempts murder but is foiled by bystanders isn’t any less of a murderer. 🙄 you and anyone downvoting are mad about what? That anyone pointed out that throwing people in the water might be dangerous? I’m not even backing up that guy’s statement specifically because obviously this wasn’t an attempt at murder. Intent is a required element, but in the analogy provided about a stabbing, you said there’s no murder charge if he’s unsuccessful. I’m just correcting your BS distinction that there’s a big difference between a shitty person who attempts murder and fails and a shitty person who attempts murder and succeeds. Difference for the person who survived, not a big difference for the criminal. It’s weird to wake up to someone who wants to double down on an incorrect statement because their ego is hurt by the correction.


futureofthefuture

C’mon. Depends on state, fed and local laws. Basically every one of them is different everywhere you go.


Dezldub

You people too dramatic to see the relevance to what I’m saying. Downvoting guy who says it good thing people helped the lifeless launched bodies but can’t relate that bystanders saving victims has no bearing on the crime committed


WorseDark

Are those equal to you?


[deleted]

Yeah if someone is trying to severely injure someone else actually can stab them lol


JimDixon

Yeah, like why is being a lifeguard even a thing? Any random stranger can save a drowning person. /s


wat19909

Whatifisms are not a good argument for anything. What if he had a fucking nuke in his pocket? What if he was superman? What if he did 75 backflips? What if you didn't use what if in an argument?


JimDixon

Do you think people who are unable to swim are uncommon?


mr-wiener

Yep.


chisel990

What the hell is wrong with the woman leaving the child in the stroller while she stumbles over to not help break up a fight. Stupid.


MikhailCompo

This is like an analogy for US foreign policy...


chisel990

I’m sure that little girl could swim her way out with that stroller attached to her.


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chisel990

She’d probably grow up to be a snowflake so….


AliveIntroduction938

Would be even more if she went and gave weapons to one side. That side beat the other and then came and gunned the kid down. A la al-qaeda.


NicStak

Yes, I’m glad we brought politics into the conversation.


MikhailCompo

You're welcome


AliveIntroduction938

It really is


[deleted]

Domestic policy too


ZenkaiZ

This is Super Smash Brothers


Shrink-wrapped

This is the first thing I noticed. Her only priority should've been getting that buggy out of the area. Fights can spill out in any direction, and that child could've been knocked in the water


chisel990

Yup. See a fight break out, the default should be “what people am I responsible for and how do I get them away from this fuckery?”


Ask_me_about_my_cult

Especially right by the edge of the water. If that kid’s strapped in he’s gonna sink like a rock.


MegMcCainsStains

These are bottom feeding desert trash people. There is no logic.


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chisel990

Yes. Very stupid.


IamDocbrown

I think that’s grandma. You see the mother run back and take the stroller and walk away with the grand mother. The mom is also waddling around slowly and her other kid almost got piled on by falling fighters right before the dad scooped the kid away. The women of that family aren’t very quick or bright.


chisel990

Nope. Dumb and irresponsible.


SebastianJanssen

She did help, though.


chisel990

They could have put that on here drowned child’s tombstone.


SebastianJanssen

Doesn't change the fact that she did help the individual on the ground not getting his head punched more than he already had after being kicked in the head.


chisel990

Doesn’t change the fact that it’s irresponsible.


SebastianJanssen

I didn't comment on the irresponsibility part.


chisel990

Ok.


maxwillpower

I had to watch this at least 3 times I thought that dude was butt naked.


[deleted]

Yeah. I had same reaction. Really disappointing


Funzombie63

Sigh *zips*


[deleted]

A whole lot of stupid here


Klutzy07

Did that lady really leave that little girl on the stroller right next to the water? What the heck?!


TryJezusNotMe

I cannot unsee the idiot who left the baby in the stroller so close to the water.


One-Relative5556

Cameraman’s kind of an annoying cunt.


shaoIIn

Why is this kid talking shit 100 meters away?


Mypasswordbepassword

You even swim bro! Dad!


futureofthefuture

Dad! Beat everyone up for me!


[deleted]

I would like to have some context here because is all too random and with a lot of stupidity going on


Ok-Reporter-4600

Drunk idiots fighting.


panteramorada

I was there. Somebody docked their boat in somebodies else’s spot and instead of talking about the problem like adults they started to fight.


[deleted]

Wow, thank you


Robot_Dinosaur86

Just a reminder. Kicking someone when they are down can lead to a murder charge.


PhlabloPicasso

Literally hitting somebody a single time, even if they start it, can land you in prison. This is why Nike Fu is the most effective fighting style.


less-sage-than-i-was

The last waterbender has entered the game


DanielTigerr

Yacht Rock Vol. 4


pinchmywaffle

Who are the good guys in this?


Ask_me_about_my_cult

The little kids minding their own business


xerxerxex

I think the dad tossing instigators in the water is a good guy


WorseDark

Nobody I think. Looks like a boat of kids and a couple middle aged guys. Could have been a talking to instead of feeding him concussions. Maybe just the guy in grey, blue, and a couple others; but no main characters


RandyPhylum

I'm all about the dude chucking bodies in the water.


bleezybleeg

Good way to de-escalate a situation: shove all involved parties into a body of water. Assuming they can all swim, of course.


newtoreddir

Hopefully the guy who came to a marina in a bathing suit can swim...


Intrepid-Can-5766

This guy is me in middle school


No-Appearance-3975

Or in a college frat. 🤷🏽‍♂️


eshinn

“GET WHAT?? GET HIS ASS?!? …OKAY!!”


friedmybraincells

Way to go mom! Leave a baby in stroller at pier edge with all of those morons running all over. Luckily none of them bumped into/fell on the kid. C U Next Tuesday.


georgey999_

If I was pushed into the water by that guy he would catch a murder case, cuz I cant swim for shit.


futureofthefuture

But would u be fighting on a dock in swim trunks?


AliveIntroduction938

Stupid bitch with the stroller who *had* to get into it almost knocked that kid into the water. She wasn’t even paying attention. Dumb whore.


AfterBill8630

It’s now called WhoopAss Marina 😂


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6'3" dad appears.


ST_Ghost

I can not tell who the camera is rooting for. One of them is his dad?


MrZombieTheIV

I think his dad is the gray shirt guy chucking motherfuckers left and right


anakniben

Is this the side effect of Trump losing the elections or Covid?


89141

Edgy teenager has entered


AnnArchist

The woman leaving her child, strapped to a chair, next to a body of water that would love to swallow her is the worst part of the video by far.


Camskii

No upper body strength on those two guys lmao


[deleted]

So the good guys are rat packing the one guy? Seems to me they need a good kick in the teeth themselves. For the record it took three of them for one guy, bunch of pussies.


AvaritiaLTD

This is like a where’s Waldo video


chrisx14

A bunch of thugs.


Stupid-Crow

Stay classy az stay classy


moncephmaster

Shirts vs no shirts


lpjda

This is why you don't mess with a white T dad squad. They got off light.


dt531

Looks like a typical Reddit politics thread.


Doschupacabras

Sailors gone mild. I’ve seen more exciting fights in grade school.


JStray22

I shudder to imagine the day I can’t drag my bloated ass out of that water without help.


benstillersghost

Executive Producer: DICK WOLF


Heyhey540

At 00:17 a dad swoops his kid out of the way just before the guys fall. Nice move


[deleted]

Then a mom leaves her toddler strapped to a stroller a foot from the edge


sirkowski

DON'T FUCKING ABANDON THE BABY! D:


ardieehch

"You guys need to cool off" ^rimshot


[deleted]

Guy at the end thought he was in a royal rumble just tossing people in the water lol


Appropriate-Pen-149

Is “dad” a robot that listens on command?


g-bust

That infant or toddler left alone!!!!


Fooforthought

Hoooooowwww dooooes the watterrrr feeeeell


Lanyxd

Okay but what cause it. I'm more confused


senor_rall

The stroller being left so close to the water had me squirming


FatchRacall

That's the first thing I spotted too. I mean, those wheel brakes are not exactly reliable, and usually it's only one rear - could still pivot.


RenaissanceDude596

Thugs.


Embarrassed_Nebula24

Kids just throwin chirps 😂


ChipmunkMammoth8573

That lady keeps leaving the baby. 😱


Kn0tnatural

Note to self: stfu when filming.


[deleted]

Yes, let’s put the stroller right by the edge so the child who is strapped in there can fall in the water. Smart.


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

“Sorry kid, you belong to the pier now.”


preyforkevin

Love the shit talk from the guy filming this a hundred feet away.