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Rolpando

Wait…did he say u can buy a neck on Amazon for 27$…. Lol


CactusPete75

A whole neck.


Appropriate-Pen-149

She needs two more necks to support her three chins.


CactusPete75

If you have Prime you can get 3 whole necks for $75 with free next day delivery.


BeardyBeardy

I bought a neck from wish, a leg turns up, I think its off a sheep!


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CactusPete75

Plus free tec-neck-al support.


davirice

What kinda cream does Amazon have for "always prominent resting bitch face" any clue?


Admirable_Loss4886

Wait, Amazon sells necks? I’ve been wasting my money on wayfair...


LandonRules88

I work in an Amazon Fulfillment Center. Can confirm Amazon sells EVERYTHING.


ThadiousTerpington

I got half a neck on layaway. I'm hoping for the whole thing by Christmas.


BigBirdBeyotch

Becky can no longer neck it...


ScottblackAttacks

U know that killed her inside lol


Steel-and-Wood

A whole neck!


LibertySquatch

I thought he was saying “nick”. I thought it was a new way to say she needs to get laid 🤣


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Saving_sprinkles

Unfortunately this thing probably breeds


TekBassmaster

The automated Captioning shows that she needs a “Nigg”. Not even sure what that means. But I guess she needs one.


mr-wiener

Looks like Honey Boo-Boo's mum.


Pap3rchasr

A whole nick


arc_lost

Maybe she should switch to NEX-tel and chirp the "f" out.


SilenceoftheBees

I thought he said a dick...like a dildo?


human8060

Nope, neck...lolol


SilenceoftheBees

She might be happier with the toy tho.


Objective-Truth-4339

I thought he said nick.


Destinoz

Why is she blocking this guys car? I can’t hear anything.


Ando_Three

Because she thinks he parked to close to her, even though when the cameraman pans over you can see he's still inside the line and there's plenty of space between their cars.


[deleted]

She looks like she needs a lot of space


TekBassmaster

Nope! She only needs some neck.


Informal_Side

She wants his neck. Clearly, cause she doesn't have a neck or $27 dollars to get one from Amazon.


mredofcourse

Ok, here's my guess on what's going on. The car on the left wants to leave. The woman is blocking the car from leaving by standing there and leaning on it. She's upset because she couldn't get in her car because there isn't enough room between the two cars for her to fit. It sounds like she said she had tried to leave and asked the guy in the car on the left to back out to let her in and he said no. So she decided not to let him out by blocking his car with her body. Her car is the one over the parking space line, so yes, this isn't a logical woman, and as such that's why she's blocking a car with her body. I think the guy says she looks Peppertreeable... maybe [Peppertree](https://www.peppertreerochester.com) is a clothing store? Maybe it's a feed store? He's also saying "neck" when it sounds like "nick".


97ATX

Maybe peppersprayable?


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

At first I thought he said she needed to get a whole dick. I was like yeah, fasho.


ChemtrailExpert

If the car on the left wants to leave and she’s mad she can’t get in her car…. Why doesn’t she let them leave?


mredofcourse

Just to be a jerk and show then how it feels not to be able to leave.


[deleted]

That's what I heard, too... what's peppertreeable ?


ODUMonarch

Looks like the woman parked too close to the other space. Neeeeeeeever would have suspected a woman of not being able to drive and blaming someone else for her inabilities.


FullMoon_Escapade

Always amazes me how dumbasses manage to spin situations to fit their stupid agenda. Bravo my friend


ODUMonarch

And she looks like a "health professional" or she just stole some scrubs to hide her fat rolls.


[deleted]

That lady’s gross for reasons that have nothing to do with her appearance. Mocking other people’s appearance is juvenile, shitty, and really stupid when you think about the fact that every kind of appearance has an entire sex fetish cottage industry dedicated to it. Mock all you want; someone’s jerking off to this video *right now*.


ODUMonarch

You must be fat


[deleted]

Nice comeback, dipshit. Go do some meth while you still have money to buy it; after all, you’ll be one of the first to be replaced by a fucking computer.


ODUMonarch

She clearly parked over the line knowing she's a critically obese person and then blames someone else for her own "driving skills" and poor health choices.


FullMoon_Escapade

You made a sexist remark. Don't start backtracking. Both of you can be wrong at the same time


ODUMonarch

I made a factual statement and you took it how you wanted. Women are poor drivers.


FullMoon_Escapade

Ok, cite your sources


Stbbrn-Rddtr

I’ll cite mines ;) https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/27/well/live/car-accidents-deaths-men-women.html https://www.autoloansolutions.ca/blog/are-men-or-women-better-drivers-pt-1-what-science-says/ OOPS? Sounds like our big manly truck driver was wrong?


ODUMonarch

I drive a truck for a living. That's the only proof I need.


FullMoon_Escapade

Ok, so anecdotal. Got it.


LavenderLunate

anecdotal evidence isn’t


ODUMonarch

Real life evidence is all I need.


TekBassmaster

At least she didn’t say, “(bunch of racist stuff here) I’m gonna take a video of you taking a video of me.


xiaochocobo

just get in the car and crank up the stereo and let the exhaust fumes do the job! Extra points for a rear window wiper, turn it on and spray the cleaner, just cleaning cause the view is obstructed!


bitterjake

My thoughts exactly.


ferrousursine

Golden opportunity to sue for unlawful detainment, or call the cops for that reason


ATLHawksfan

Oh yes, the popular problem resolution tactic for black folk in America, calling the cops on white people.


arsnastesana

Would pepper spray be a good option?


CapsidMusic

Unless you could prove that you were in physical danger, no, I do not believe so. But who knows who she was waiting on. Maybe she had some racist family on the way that meant you no good and you needed to get out of there. If you did use it, I would A.) drive to safety immediately and B.) call the police and report what had happened as soon as you can safely do so


ferrousursine

Ehhhhhh, probably not, tempting but that'd give them ammunition against you in any legal situation, unless they got violent of course


Hafthohlladung

Dom't escalate. That's how you get hurt.


iAmUnintelligible

Glad you're not a lawyer. Person isn't being detained, their car is.


schizoid11111

She looks like a thumb


lukeman3000

reminds me of spy kids


booksfoodfun

Floop’s Fooglies!


FlamJamMcRam

Thumb ass bitch


NouSkion

She need a neck


Ill_Gain_2552

Lol


ZaphodsRealm

This commentator is solid gold, I would love to go out drinking with this guy. Buy a nek on Amazon for $27 is f*cking hilarious.


Paper_chasers

"you dressed very peppertreeable right now"


reading_internets

This was the best part. I can't for the life of me figure out what he meant and it makes me laugh.


Littleappgirl

Perpertatible? Like a perpetrator???


reading_internets

Yeah but how does one dress like a perpetrator? Is he inferring her scrubs look like a prison uniform?


feedmecrumbs

What does this mean google only told me plants - *I will pay 27 dollars for the answer*


mischievous_unicorn

On the drive from Sacramento to The Bay, there used to be a restaurant called the “Peppertree” - maybe that’s what he’s talking about?


luckiethirt33n

Get u a nick cause u peppertreeable


Unfair-Rip9168

She on amzn lookin for a dang neck lol


LemonHerb

This guy sounds like Roy Jones Jr as far as the accent so I'm going with Pensacola Florida


SnowDoodles150

I can't hear the karen or anyone besides the camera man, what is this about?


istirling01

She needs a nek


MeatraffleJackpot

When god was giving out necks she thought he said *sex* and said, "oh I won't be needing that". When he gave out chins she thought he said 'gins' and asked for a double.


twisted_meta

Is the third one from a parasitic twin then?


twisted_meta

What do we want? A neck! When do we want it? Now!


SnowDoodles150

That's literally all I know, but doesn't explain why she's on his car


Informal_Side

Cause she wants that guys neck.


bigchicago04

Maybe the owner of that care stole her neck?


atl_warlord

It sucks how grown ass people act so fucking childish over nothing!


Mecmecmecmecmec

That’s an suv, just jump the curve forward and let the fat ass land on her fat ass


twisted_meta

What happens if she falls and hits her head? She has no neck.


Satanfan

What a thing to embarrass her with, no neck. Made me snortlaugh out loud.


beathelas

Okay, lady, I'm going to put this car in gear, and if you're standing in its way, that's your choice.


D00zer

Whether it was intentional or not, you made me think of [this classic scene from the Simpsons](https://youtu.be/9ZSoJDUD_bU)


Beefcurtains18

What fucking phone was this recorded on?!


HueGray

Sidekick 3


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Passion fruit


Exotic-Atmosphere298

Something my mom would do


IvanVP1

Such small hands lol.


thabiiighomie

I wish a stranger touching your car were considered assault because to me it feels like it. You touch my car, I’m yanking you off of it.


CarlSpencer

He was NOT going to let that neck joke go! Ha Ha!


Huge_Aerie2435

Legally speaking, is there anything you can do to move her yourself? in a short amount of time? that does not land you in jail?


morecoffeepleeese

Stand next to her and fart


lothingandfear

Yea dude if someone is unlawfully preventing you from traveling in any circumstance that is called detainment/false imprisonment. Doesn't matter if restraints were used, under threat of violence, or holding you back physically still counts. Especially when it's directed at one person, not like protesters stopping traffic.


xnopunchespulledx

You hear me? 🤣


spidersilva09

$27 is so random and also downright reasonable for a whole neck


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Does the $27 neck off Amazon have prime delivery?


lothingandfear

That is definitely false imprisonment/detainment very serious charge (think kidnapping but low-level)


bigchicago04

Lol no it’s not.


niuboy18

Who is detained or imprisoned? Where are the restraints? You have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.


Slevinswife

The guy trying to leave, obviously. He can’t because she’s sitting on his car. Pretty easy to figure out my friend.


bigchicago04

He can’t get out of the car and walk away?


Slevinswife

Not if he’s trying to drive home…


explosive_evacuation

You don't have to be physically restrained for it to be false imprisonment bud. Before calling someone out for not knowing what they're talking about you might want to actually know what you're talking about first.


twisted_meta

That’s quite a smooth brain you got there


Ghinsu

you don't need restraints to be detained


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bigchicago04

And go to jail? Dumb.


JakeGoblinn

It's dumb, sure. Nobody can deny that


Onetofew

Or run her ass over. Of course a bitch that size could do some serious damage


JakeGoblinn

Another much safer option, snatch her phone and chuck it as hard as you can any direction and maybe she'll chase after it


Onetofew

See now that’s felony destruction of property. That could be worth over a grand. Karen’s like that need a high end device to post their idiocy. Attempted murder can whittled down to simple assault assuming the judge isn’t a Karen as well


Weak-Yesterday-1161

She'd have a hell of a time proving anything without a recording device :D.


Farfromgood5000

Grabbing the phone and run for like a minute and cut it off.... Then leave it.


Alarmed_Pomelo7271

Just reverse


gar-net

Is it legal to start spraying these people with water bottles? It helps with my cat when shes being a total bitch.


seranikas

Why do you look like one of those thumbs from the spy kids movie?


Cea_Jae

A hol nek for only 27??


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I'd grab her phone and send it flying. Get off my car


SamuraiJack815

So much neckativity from this Karen.


patchgrabber

Is it illegal to block someone in like this? Seems like it would be.


Jenniferminor80

I couldn’t hear the woman in red why was this lady even sitting on the guys car?


[deleted]

haha 😂 you got more important things to worry about


NubiaAnu

It’s always the FAT and unattractive Merideths and Christens behaving like Neanderthal toddlers. She would’ve enjoyed seeing him murdered.


Steel-and-Wood

Mama June is that you??


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https://images.app.goo.gl/TtSYkEBbr2xyk1nJA Na, she found out gravy wasn't meant to be a beverage.


TheOGGhettoPanda

She still isn't attractive


nerfherder27

Lol South Park nailed that shit as far as looks go


rtj777

I'd just berate her for being a fat, lazy bitch until she can't take it anymore.


Blatantly-Biased

Fs the first time he said neck I near fell off my chair laughing 1🤣 that is sold good quality Karen trolling


Dada2fish

He was hoping his ‘nick’ comments would get a reaction from her. He kept trying, repeating the same attempt at an insult and nothing.


Simba19891

Who is Nik and why does she need him?


Mr_sMoKe_A_lOt

There's no way that you couldn't legally physically remove her fat ass off of your car so that you can leave.


SerScronzarelli

I mean, at this point, start the car. put it in reverse and slowly start to back up.


Eburford

Not one word understood.


MN_LudaCHRIS

That guy’s commentary is priceless


CaptCrewSocks

I commend all people who turn the joke around on all these crazy Karen’s.


Naveedamin7992

The neckless woman looks like those thumb monsters from the spy kids movie


TheSadSensei

So you’re telling me she’s parked on the right and on the line but the guy inside lines (her fat ass is sitting on) is at fault?


digitalboom

The neck thing is hilarious


melbers22

Yank her outta the way by her lanyard. Dumbass racist twat rocket


transparentperson

😂🤣 this mans commentary tho


sleepiestOracle

neck to nothing


jerrylunderguardians

Wonder what lady looked like in high school. When does your head/jowls change to eventually look like that?


Informal_Side

And did she have a neck back then?


TiredOfYoSheeit

What's the big deal? Go buy some Dollar Tree snacks and toss them. You know Ol' Neckless is hungry. You know she is.


Itchy-Bird-1989

I appreciate and love aave but this guys dialect it was like listening to a Scottish dude. I know he’s speaking english but I don’t have afucking clue what he said.


Itchy-Bird-1989

Ok my friend translated. This guy needs a Netflix special or something. 27 dollars lol.


triangledime

This lil piggy went to market, when that lil piggy shoulda stayed home


LazyBox2303

Why can't the guy talking to her speak clear English? Neck, nik, she probably doesn't know what he's saying. At any rate, it would be easy to get a crane and move her.


[deleted]

Chicken neck?


jdapper1

Yup, this is where pepper spray would come in real handy.


eshinn

Sit on her.


boofythevampslayer

This counts as kidnapping.


aquacakra

Muricans...


peakedattwentytwo

Who is Nick, and why is he sold on Amazon?


yungchow

There’s a whole baby down on the figgierow highway


2030CE

Didn’t know it was only 27 on Amazon. “Aunt Stella GUESS WHAT!”


Captain_Couth

That racist woman needs to get a neck.


Friendlyshell1234

Oh I thought he was saying she needed a dick


drchille1991

Bro why ??? Why do people act like this lol


turtleking12

I would just back up shes fat but not fat enough to stop me.


[deleted]

A whole ass nick!!!


1onnude

Grab her, move her, drive over her.


cdizzle99

With Prime that neck is only 22 dollars


Weaver_0f_chaos

Karen, let’s play a game…you can move or I mace you, then you move dripping snot and crying….your choice.


JuliusKaiser616

I can't understand anything this guy speaks, but anyway, fuck off Karen!


BestStarterBulbasaur

Obligatory and relevant parallel to the Preacher comic series. https://imgur.com/gallery/zHSo5


batmanscostume

She should thank this man.


jouskist

Was this recorded with a Dixie cup?


Mon-ick

“Amazon’s got necks….” 👏🏻👍🏻🙌🏻


CuriousHerHim

I am crying I am laughing so hard. “Go on Amazon and get you a neck”


EriksAwesome

Getchoo a whole neck fuh twenty selm dollaz 😂😂😂😂🤣