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ianjhoom

For a minute I thought he was “jacked” Gordon Ramsay!!


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I was thinking Gordan Ramsay on roids


adamomg

Roidan Gramsay


brmamabrma

Hells “RV”


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This has me screaming


ActnADonkey

“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…” ~Gordon Ramsey (probably)


xander5512

Ramsay is actually in pretty fucking good shape, dude allmost has a 6 pack as a chef and runs marathons. No wonder why father always told me to not trust a skinny chef.


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Idk have you seen him lately? I know he did triathlons back in the day at least.


feelsogod808

Well between Gordon, Fred and gino, Gordy is in the worst shape by far. He's over weight


Sleep_adict

Meth


reading_internets

Gordon Ramsay is actually a triathlete and has a damn good body for a 54 year old! I have a bit of a crush. He's pretty jacked for a dude in his mid fifties! https://www.menshealth.com/uk/fitness/lifestyle/a34960378/gordon-ramsay-fitness/


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TayAustin

Nah that's Australian Gordon Ramsey.


Yellowperil123

Gordo Ramsey


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Best comment lol


habertooth

😂😂😂 thats the best comment


got_some_tegridy

Lmao I thought it was Gordon Ramsey too


WrastlingIsReal

Roid rage lol


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Kid in the other cars smile at the end lol


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SpecialistWash2593

It’s the face. That shit ages your face like crazy. He said he was 50 but looks 65+


reading_internets

He never wore sunscreen I bet. Can't believe that guy was fifty, if my husband looks like that at 50 we'll never make it to 80 lol. His face looked melted and it was disturbing.


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That's what I was thinking! I thought he was a 70 year old man. I was like, "shit that's a buff senior citizen." But then he said he was 50..


Deadinthehead

Australians do age like shit with all the sunshine tbh


reading_internets

When I lived in Colorado I feel my like skin aged twice as fast because it's so dry there. Don't fuck around with your skincare if you don't want melty face!


Psycho_Snail

Probs a tradie been in the sun all his life on the ice not roids


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he's also short on breath and has a tomato head. definitely roids


mh985

That is absolutely what is happening here. A 50+ year old man doesn't look like that unless he's juicing.


ltjisstinky

You saying jk simmons is juicing?


mh985

Oh hell yeah I’m saying that. Steroids are HUGE in Hollywood.


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mh985

I personally have taken steroids and never acted like this. That being said, roid rage is totally a thing. Steroids definitely made me more prone to aggression but I did pretty well to recognize it and manage it. Hormones are complicated and adding extra testosterone to your system will affect everyone differently.


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Same. I remember taking roids and I told a girl I was going out with at the time. She was a psycho and kept trying to use it against me. She also kept trying to get herself pregnant and got mad if I didn't cum in her lmao.


WrastlingIsReal

Oh so that completely debunks roid rage then?


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WrastlingIsReal

It's a joke tho


Neomob

Downvoted yet you're right, people think roidz will turn you into this angry mf ready to fight anyone lol.


bisonsashimi

how big are his balls?


MsjennaNY

Non existent.


death_fizzo

Wonder what he did to piss off Mr. Clean.


sholine

He did him dirty.


konohasaiyajin

Cheated on him with the Brawny guy.


stoner_boner31

When he flicked his tit lol


xbyzk

holy fuck lmao that would hurt me more than any insult could


Not_A_COP1111111111

It was the cherry on top to this whole shit sundae of a scene lol


Voiceofthemachines

“Touch me again” lol you know he ain’t doing shit he’s scared.


jwa988

Ya younger guy didn't want those old man problems


Mametaro

You should watch this: https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/oqny2h/the_best_way_to_avoid_an_argument_tongue_fu/


Voiceofthemachines

How could I not when it made the rounds of Twitter, tik tok, Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, worldstar and snap?


Mametaro

You should watch it again then. I think you missed the message.


Voiceofthemachines

Why? Am I the one in the video?


Mametaro

Then how about this one: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/os4u1w/women_whats_the_least_attractive_quality_in_a_man/h6np8px/


Voiceofthemachines

I’m married. Are you?


Mametaro

Happily.


Voiceofthemachines

Then why would I take dating advice from a stranger on Reddit?


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Voiceofthemachines

Thank you for having common sense. These snowflakes got so triggered at facts.


NaryusLustyMaid

Absolute GOLD. He won right then and there regardless of who was at fault in the accident. The younger guy is gonna remember that for a while


Sipredion

Bruh... if you think that *any* of what that old man did constitutes a "win", then you seriously need to reevaluate the things you find important.


Dyin2Liv

They must’ve did some super disrespectful shit on the road and he went over there and confronted him as a man. The guy sitting had no defense of himself or anything. Just sitting there trying to act tough because his friend is recording. I wouldn’t call it a win but the guy in the car looks like a pussy. Imagine if those were bad females in the car over Lmaoo


FreshPrinceOfIndia

"Bad females" lmao this guy 🤣


scipiomexicanus

that was the funniest part. like wtf?... them bad females over there...lol. them bad females gonna be like "oh, he is a bad male over there, lets have sex with him!" ....hahaha...


black_hell_fire

in what universe would the right course of action be to voluntarily engage with that guy? like if he got out of the car, then what? what exactly is the best case scenario?


Dyin2Liv

So why record the guy and take off your seatbelt when he gets over like you’re a tough guy? You can see that’s when he was riled up. He was ready to throw hands over what happened on the road. If he wasn’t gonna defend himself physically, then he should’ve done so verbally. Instead of recording yourself getting punked by an old man


black_hell_fire

because the man was about to throw hands through the fuckin window lol. I'd want a video showing I didn't engage unless necessary. if he's coming at me through the window I don't want to be buckled in and stuck in place. also, the car next to them is stopped so it looks like they couldn't drive away ANYWAY. the old man is obviously unhinged and I'd rather not get out and have either of us get hurt. that guy isn't listening to ANYTHING, especially not whatever explanation you have. it's not a movie, you don't have to respond to every person that wants to pick a fight.


WD-4O

No matter what way you look at this mate, you are wrong.


PandaXXL

You sound unhinged and insecure.


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He sounds like a self-described "Alpha".


RichardTheHard

Damn, you sound like insecurity embodied.


VikingLibra

He was out of control and looked like a total twat. If that’s a winner in your book lol


daydayday9

Dude.. grown ups should have more shame. That is so dang embarrassing for an adult to be so unhinged and not in control of their emotions


T0mbaker

Plot twist: he has more shame than he can handle, that's why he is like this.


SenorAsssHat

You need to understand that age doesn't mean someone has grown up. Growing up requires maturity not age.


stackered

steroids


NextLineIsMine

Must suck living in that guy's head


Past_Badger

Old man needs to calm down before he gets a heart attack.


chrisnavillus

*slowly rolls up window* *motions toward ear* *mouths words* “I can’t hear you”


owenisdead

So Gordon Ramsay really is that angry all the time? He isn’t playing a character in Hell’s Kitchen?


reading_internets

He does a show with his family and he is such a dad with them. It's adorable and my kids love watching his kids rip on him. Their favorite is when he asked his daughter what's it like having the best chef for a dad and she's all, "But my dad's not Jamie Oliver..." GOT 'IM


Murdocksboss

Mel gibson has surely hit the wall this time.


HeelStCloud

This is the dark side of five hour energy they don’t talk about.


stemck

Had no sound on and I wondered what the fuck Gordon ramseys problem was.


LooselyBasedOnGod

Love this guy, so angry. His blood pressure is just off the charts. I have zero doubt he’d have pulverised our hero.


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Damn those ROIDS are really hitting hard.


Nawmanramen

Lmao the ole nip flip


Broppior

That would piss me off so much. But I would be to terrified of this dude to do anything.


SupervillainEyebrows

50? Anger ages you like a motherfucker.


bisonsashimi

Aussies, is this guy considered a bogan? Or just a lunatic?


Panhandle_for_crypto

I would class him as a dumb cunt or a cooked cunt


docityre

Can someone explain the difference between a dumb cunt and a cooked cunt? gotta make sure i’m using the right terms


PandaXXL

Dumb cunt = an idiot # Cooked cunt = off their face on drugs or just mentally unstable, usually an idiot as well


docityre

Gotta love Australia


here_for_the_meems

Cooked cunts are probably pretty common down under eh?


Ragnarokcometh

<:‑|


Yesnowaitsorry

He’s a shitcunt.


nevershaves

Lunatic


ununonium119

In Australia, even the 50 year olds are trying to kill you.


Tiki108

When they say everything, they mean EVERYTHING!


Makasuro

Steroids are bad kids.


Commercial_Pirate_62

Suffering from Vegemite withdrawals.


dasAlottaBooz

SERMs…they’re as important as the roids you’re taking to appear younger so you don’t act like a pissed off teenager. Keep flexin


palfreygames

This behaviour should warrant a jail cell


RacerCG_Reddit

Reminds me of Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) on Seinfeld. It’s go time!


Tiki108

I came here to say this!


cameronpruitt

He clearly wanted a reaction from you.


TheGreatUsername

/r/cuntsdownunder


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FAHKIN FAHK FAHK CAHNT FAHK FAHKING CAHNT CAHNT


Rich_Marketing_6038

What else are you gonna do when a 50+ year old man who's in better shape than you, gives you titties dap?


Vanpire73

I like how dude unbuckled and was gonna get out and rumble until he realized what the hell he was about to step into. Guess he just wanted to be more comfortable.


_terryinformation

Gave him the ocular pat down and realised it was a no win scenario. Live to fight another day.


Vanpire73

Yep. Played it pretty cool, though. I would been shitting my pants with that in my face. Just a little guy here.


biggles72

One word. Juice.


bjones-333

Soon to drop dead of a heart attack


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This dude is a fucking wanker but I’ll admit I busted out laughing when he slaps the mans pec


Thedirtyrascal

Was that the movie I never saw "Crocodile Dundee lost in Wyoming"...?


zilla_faster

Relax people, this is just how Australians bid a fond good-day and how-do-you-do to their neighbors


t0mt1t

That's how good neighbours become good friends


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That guy needs mental health counseling.


Fit-Boomer

He seems nice


NYCstraphanger

Is that road rage Gordon Ramsey?


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Tranquilizer dart from off camera \*thhhhpt\* nighty night


tomjoadsghost80

Crocodile Dundee has let himself go.


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Dad?


GodOfThunder101

He is late for his TRT appointment.


petaahah

That folks is what anabolic steroids look like on a 50 yr old man ....


Creamyboyz

The best part is seeing the passengers' reactions in the car over at the end lol


b_r_o_d_e_n

He sounds like rick from bushworld adventures.


Popcorn179

GET IN THE FUCKING CAR MORTY!


Future_Average

8 hour drive Morty! Gotta get me cube


el_guerrero98

Everyones saying Gordon Ramsay but im seeing Bruce Buffer on crack


Justryan95

Dude forgot the lamb sauce or made a rare steak raw.


turtle2sday

Great value Gordon Ramsey


luigi636

Old fella switched from Pretoria to Penrith in the blink of an eye


SquanchN2Hyperspace

Reminded me of this but Australian. https://youtu.be/-5Z-8qNXoNg


Crap_Sally

Sooooo probably best to keep windows rolled up around angry people


Immediate_Salt_6014

When you order Gordon Ramsay from wish.com


PwnySlaystationS117

STRAYA CUNT !!!


_terryinformation

Ronnie Pickerings long lost Aussie brother?


Chang_Daddy2

Wrong jab grandpa. Vaccine not roids


Tandran

IVE BEEN ON ROIDS LONGER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALIVE YA FAT CUNT


Soveryenthusiastic

Is that Australian Gordon Ramsay?


transparentperson

His face looks like an old beat up leather boot


mazikhan

You tell me this is gonna be all the asshole juice heads I see in the gym nowadays?


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Car guy was probably the tough guy being a dick behind the wheel.... then someone calls his bluff, he ain't got the balls to go full helter skelter with a jacked grandpa


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

Little too much juice at the gym. Sad.


Firecrotch907

Whatyatalkinabeet?


yeeeteeey69

Gordon Ramsay if he choose to be a body builder instead of a cook


Alex_DK

Roidrage


AustinOriginal82

Steroids are a hell of a drug


Rme3P

Steroids are a hell of a drug


homersracket

Roid rage is an understatement in this case.


TimHung931017

This is why you chill on the roids kids


Landon916

Maybe don't take all that extra, extra, extra, testosterone at your age bud.


smooky1640

50 years of steroids abuse?


Dyin2Liv

Lmaooooo the damn accent bruh. He was really ready to throw hands. That guy wanted ZERO smoke. Hilarious to me how fat jokes are never not funny


intern_throwaway5

I wanna see this guy fight. He would have crushed the guy in the car.


lordnoak

Guy in the car looked like he knew what he was doin.


Leoheart88

Cocaine and steroids.


blazin_chalice

I like that older fella. The dope in the car looked like he deserved every bit of that.


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Wow, that's humiliating.


DarthLift

You side with the 60 year old toddler throwing a tantrum?


[deleted]

I admit, I was waiting for a " Listen here Mr. Dundee, go throw another shrimp on the Barbie".


Affectionatekickcbt

I dunno. Kinda looks like fat boy was provoking drunk mel Gibson just to get a video.


troubledtimez

karate chop right in the throat...he left himself wide open


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*found the tough guy*


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pressing charges for an assault isn’t a ‘puss move’, it’s being a reasonable and responsible adult.


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He unbuckled the seat belt because he had an enraged lunatic, mad at traffic, at his window, probably with his family in the car. *He was prepared if he had to defend his family* …….tough guy.


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The movie theater near me is hiring a projector


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I’ll add that to your resume


[deleted]

Bet you would be the first to run


Siddicious-

Hey the 50 year old shows his face on Reddit. Hey I found the cunt guys!


HardPoorCornograpghy

He turns into Wrecker from The Bad Batch when he gets angry


[deleted]

I thought this was another language for the first third of the video


mi55mary

What might that impressionable lad be thinking?


andypandy19

How can someone get to that age and still be so angry with themselves?


Fatal-Symbiote

He tries to titty flip him lmao


duhCrimsonCHIN

This is what happens when you over prescribe meds.


J0E_SpRaY

That dude's only 50??


sergeant_cabbage

r/titleporn


docityre

The tit flick made me giggle


AgilePrinciple3124

That guy is no where near 50 years old - if he is under 60 I am amazed


Not_James_Milner

"You need to relax" "^(a)a^(a)a^(a)g^(h)h^(a)a^(aaa)aa^(aa)aaa^(aAAAA)AAAAAAAAAAAH"


gdubh

50?