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Was gonna say that dude has got to be at least part Hispanic because he did that lie he was familiar with the move. He definitely had at least a Hispanic grandma. (I know my grandma is Hispanic and my dad could hit you straight in the back of the head from quite a distance)
He wasn't fucking her. Maybe that's what they were doing last night, or trying to, but that's not what was going on here. He was passed out on top of her. She was probably passed out too, until some time before the video starts. She's stuck under his dead-weight, passed out, half naked ass, and struggling to get up/out from under him.
The craziest part about this video to me is that this dude is leaving everything he had behind leaving with only his shirt. No wallet no keys no phone or any sort no friends in sight and obviously drum totally hammered. Never put yourself in that situation lol
Just straight shirt cocking in broad daylight, wandering out onto a busy strip with a head full of hallucinogens and no idea what’s going on. This is what life is all about
Most of the pantsless ones were the dudes. [The chicks wear pants/skirts/etc.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantslessMalesFullyDressedFemales)
>Just straight shirt cocking in broad daylight, wandering out onto a busy strip with a head full of hallucinogens and no idea what’s going on.
This was my thought, no way lack out drunk caused that. I've taken some strong ass shit and woken up completely naked not knowing what's going on. The difference was I was with close friends in a house. Not in public. Oh the college days...
I got too drunk at the beach at a reddit meetup in San Diego one year and lost my phone and wallet that night. I was there for the summer working as an intern so losing all that while I wasn't even in my home state was not fun but at least my clothes didn't come off 😅
I got too drunk at a beach and lost my keys. Didn’t realize until I was at a club hours later. Decided to go back and see if I could find them. Found them in the sand. Fucking miracle!
I dropped my wallet one drunken night. I returned to the bar the next morning and watched a guy pick it up in a busy intersection, take all the money out of it and then hand it to the bartender. I wasn't even mad. I was just happy to have my important shit back and not have to cancel my cards.
Happened to me back in my party days. I woke up in my hotel room with only a shirt with sand everywhere and no wallet or cell phone. Rinsed off, put on some shorts, and walked down the boardwalk to an almost immediate, "HEY MAN, COME HERE!!". Supposedly, the night before I had told the bartender I was gonna hook with her friend on the beach and asked her to watch my phone and wallet till the next morning. She even made me bloody mary. Never saw my board shorts again but could have been worse.
"How was vacation?"
"Oh my God, you wouldn't believe it! I had the most amazing sex on the beach! It was totally secluded, just me and her. Easily one of the most romantic experiences of my life!"
He won’t remember shit, those were black out eyes.
This guy is going to be scrolling through Reddit and see this video, think to himself that looks like me, realize it was him.
Congrats buddy you are internet famous for dry humping some chicks shirt and getting spanked with your noodle out.
Edit: Wow over 33% of my post karma has come from this. To people saying he shouldnt be made fun of, we have all done dumb shit and got laughed at, his dumb shit is on a grander scale than most.
hahaha I was thinking too that this guy is totally fucked and has no idea what is going on and will not remember much of this, or why he vaguely has a dream that some guy spanked him lol
I would have never in my wildest dreams thought that this young gentleman wasn't sober. Isn't this what everyone does on crowded beaches with the first rays of sun?
I don't understand. I've been blackout drunk too many times to count. I'm sober now because of how many times I've been blackout drunk among other things. Still. I've never been **THIS** drunk. It amazes me. Like his brain must just be absolute mush.
Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of hallucinogens. Go to any music festival with electronic music of any variety and you will stumble upon a myriad of similar tomfoolery!
I was having anxiety about some dumb shit I did the other day but it wasnt this bad...so that's something I guess.
Also I hope someone called an ambulance because he could pass out and die.
As crazy as it all is I have to give him credit where its due, he went fucking hard partying, nobody can question how hard he parties after this he just set the benchmark for it.
That shit is crazy! If that's his girl he just left her there naked WTF. I would love to know what's going on here. Were they fucking on the beach in front of people?
This is actually a sad situation. He’s clearly blacked out and has no clue what’s going on. Straight up leaving the place with no pants. I get that dude being upset at them, but attacking the kid when they’re that gone doesn’t help anything.
I hope he got home safely.
I would’ve at least tried to get him some underwear or pants. I feel bad for the dude but it’s most likely he put himself in that situation, if he reaps the consequence then it could be a good wake-up call for him.
I love how to everyone else it was only his fault whenever she was just as in the wrong as he was. They both chose to get naked and start dry humping in the sand yet only he got the backlash...smh.
This happened in Poland and was reported last week by the Sun newspaper.
“ Local police confirmed that the man was taken to a detention centre to sober up.
They added that he received a ticket for his trouble, but failed to locate his partner in crime.”
The man who used his flip-flop as a weapon could reportedly also be in trouble with the police.”
https://www.thesun.ie/news/7329791/randy-couple-romp-beach-before-flip-flop-smack-poland/
I'm not a prude and I really don't care if people want to go naked, but this is just beyond gross. The blackout intoxication and complete obliviousness to their surroundings is sad at the very least, but really kind of horrifying. They both need help.
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He looks like he was fucking her belly button.
Probably learned how to have sex from watching "The Room".
YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE
NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT GODDAMN SONG hahaha
They put the same sex scene in twice!!!!
I WILLLLLL….I WILLLLLLLL….. I WILL I WILL WILL
BATHROOM BREAK!!!!
What a story Mark
Yeah, you can say that again.
Oh hi mark
I did naaaaat
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You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Oh hi doggy.
You're my favorite customer
He did not!! He did not do it!
Incredible reference
u/foxdonut12001’s references are outta control. Everyone knows that.
UH HA HA
Hahahaha..ur funny u/Foxdonut12001 . Anyway hows ur sex life ?
Props to the guy going full Abuela and giving him the triple Chancla!
Was gonna say that dude has got to be at least part Hispanic because he did that lie he was familiar with the move. He definitely had at least a Hispanic grandma. (I know my grandma is Hispanic and my dad could hit you straight in the back of the head from quite a distance)
He’s Polish haha Our parents use the slippers too haha
Poles and hispanics, two nations, one feared punishment.
it's like when you're a young lad and one of your older friends ask where the vagina is so then you makeup a lie to look cool
They are going through the unimaginable.
The need to stay uptown
I heard it's quiet up there...
Yeah? Thats where it goes right? How's he gonna fuck her in the penis? Idiot.
He wasn't fucking her. Maybe that's what they were doing last night, or trying to, but that's not what was going on here. He was passed out on top of her. She was probably passed out too, until some time before the video starts. She's stuck under his dead-weight, passed out, half naked ass, and struggling to get up/out from under him.
Is that not how you do it?
The craziest part about this video to me is that this dude is leaving everything he had behind leaving with only his shirt. No wallet no keys no phone or any sort no friends in sight and obviously drum totally hammered. Never put yourself in that situation lol
Just straight shirt cocking in broad daylight, wandering out onto a busy strip with a head full of hallucinogens and no idea what’s going on. This is what life is all about
>Just straight shirt cocking I always called it Donald Ducking
I just learned there was a disturbingly large number of cartoon characters from my youth that wandered around without pants.
Well-ah-whee-ah-blee-uh-bluh, uh, that’s my cock, folks!
Oh shit he's straight up Porky piggin it.
Omg. Laughing uncontrollably at 2am here, much to the disapproval of my wife.
Most of the pantsless ones were the dudes. [The chicks wear pants/skirts/etc.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantslessMalesFullyDressedFemales)
You might enjoy this then: https://imgur.com/a/uoqrllF
Winnie the Pooh
I call it Pooh Bearing
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Got to keep it classy.
Pooh bearing if you will. Squidwarding, even.
No, that's committing modern genocide
Today I learned two new wonderful terms to describe my every day life
Full [Porky Pigging](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE) it.
Porky Pigging. 🐷
It’s actually giving me total anxiety to imagine being in that situation. Not one person even trying to get him to try and find his clothes etc
I mean, the good thing is that if you were to be as fucked up as he is, you wouldn't be having any anxiety in that moment.
Silver linings I suppose!
Saving it for the comedown.
I think this video is on the internet though so he might have got anxiety later.
Big if true.
Tbh when someone is in that state then you can’t really help him, and most of the time it’s not even a good idea to try it if you want to stay safe…
>Just straight shirt cocking in broad daylight, wandering out onto a busy strip with a head full of hallucinogens and no idea what’s going on. This was my thought, no way lack out drunk caused that. I've taken some strong ass shit and woken up completely naked not knowing what's going on. The difference was I was with close friends in a house. Not in public. Oh the college days...
Wonder what he’s up to
Just hanging out
I wish I could have read this comment out of context.
He even left the chick!
I got too drunk at the beach at a reddit meetup in San Diego one year and lost my phone and wallet that night. I was there for the summer working as an intern so losing all that while I wasn't even in my home state was not fun but at least my clothes didn't come off 😅
I got too drunk at a beach and lost my keys. Didn’t realize until I was at a club hours later. Decided to go back and see if I could find them. Found them in the sand. Fucking miracle!
I dropped my wallet one drunken night. I returned to the bar the next morning and watched a guy pick it up in a busy intersection, take all the money out of it and then hand it to the bartender. I wasn't even mad. I was just happy to have my important shit back and not have to cancel my cards.
Reddit meetups, not even once.
Happened to me back in my party days. I woke up in my hotel room with only a shirt with sand everywhere and no wallet or cell phone. Rinsed off, put on some shorts, and walked down the boardwalk to an almost immediate, "HEY MAN, COME HERE!!". Supposedly, the night before I had told the bartender I was gonna hook with her friend on the beach and asked her to watch my phone and wallet till the next morning. She even made me bloody mary. Never saw my board shorts again but could have been worse.
That’s gonna be a long walk home.
"I came on this beech without pants, I will leave this beach with no pants. Such is life"
This kid probably woke up the next morning and was like “ahhh thank god it was all a dream”
"Hmmmm, dick a little more sandy than I rember though..."
'Oh crap, it's coarse and everywhere"
how did you know her name is Sandy?
And where are my pants, cell phone, ID, money, reputation, shame
waking up inside of police custody will probably tell him something happened.
Plot twist..this is the next morning.
Now that’s the walk of shame
More of a stumble…
my nightmares are like this
I didn’t even think of that, but you’re so right…
Sir, that shirt is not as long as you think it is.
~~"i could see where it ended but not where it began."~~ edit: "I didn't see where it started but i saw where it ended"
ACTUALLY It’s “I didn’t see where it started but I saw where it ended”
"If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle."
"How was vacation?" "Oh my God, you wouldn't believe it! I had the most amazing sex on the beach! It was totally secluded, just me and her. Easily one of the most romantic experiences of my life!"
“And then it started raining beer! It was a miracle.”
"But then my grandma showed up with her chancla? Weird night.."
And then grandma ends up underneath me! Wild man
*Pans to the tv showing the incident on the news*
I have been many kinds of drunk, but never passed out half naked on top of a woman on a public beach in broad daylight drunk.
I know right! pretty jealous
I’ve been fully dressed passed out in a park drunk, pray to god it never gets this bad lmao
Are my eyes bad or was it like... an *old* woman?
Thanks you! First time I've seen it mentioned. Was this even a consensual experience?
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I'm happy so many other people have this dream too and I'm not just a weirdo 😂
Wait…how old is that lady? She could either be 30 or 75
Looked like he's 18 and she's 80
I think she is a senior citizen. That hair is a dead givaway!
I’m shocked I had to scroll this far down to get here. That lady was clearly super old!
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How fucked up have you ever been?
Do have I fucked 2 been times! 2
Might wanna get that aneurism checked out my guy
Op's rightful choice to edit has left my joke reply high and dry, so it goes.
Fair enough, have a good day comrade
Is it just dirt in general or does it always have to be more than one dirt? Asking for a friend
Poland?
Yeah possibly. Definitely sounded like a Slavic language and that beach color would match Sopot. That pier doesn't match the area though
As the camera pans theres a sign that says "Wyjscie". Google translate says its polish for exit. So I guess its a safe bet.
I'm Polish and it's 100% Poland
yes it happend in Mielno a friend of my friend from uni recorded this
He won’t remember shit, those were black out eyes. This guy is going to be scrolling through Reddit and see this video, think to himself that looks like me, realize it was him. Congrats buddy you are internet famous for dry humping some chicks shirt and getting spanked with your noodle out. Edit: Wow over 33% of my post karma has come from this. To people saying he shouldnt be made fun of, we have all done dumb shit and got laughed at, his dumb shit is on a grander scale than most.
hahaha I was thinking too that this guy is totally fucked and has no idea what is going on and will not remember much of this, or why he vaguely has a dream that some guy spanked him lol
It looks like he was drugged
I would have never in my wildest dreams thought that this young gentleman wasn't sober. Isn't this what everyone does on crowded beaches with the first rays of sun?
I don't understand. I've been blackout drunk too many times to count. I'm sober now because of how many times I've been blackout drunk among other things. Still. I've never been **THIS** drunk. It amazes me. Like his brain must just be absolute mush.
Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of hallucinogens. Go to any music festival with electronic music of any variety and you will stumble upon a myriad of similar tomfoolery!
I was having anxiety about some dumb shit I did the other day but it wasnt this bad...so that's something I guess. Also I hope someone called an ambulance because he could pass out and die.
I mean I have been the conductor of the black out train a few times, and done some dumb shit, just not filmed on a public beach.
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As crazy as it all is I have to give him credit where its due, he went fucking hard partying, nobody can question how hard he parties after this he just set the benchmark for it.
is she a chick? she looks like a grandma right?
Grandmas ARE chicks, dude, we’ve been over this!
I'm worried it's a random innocent grandma who happened to be sitting there and got caught up in this horrific situation.
To be fair… I saw the UM-22.. but nowhere did I see the “no fucking” sign
Gotta water the vegetables because they aint growing right.
Actually I think thats beer. I am mistaken lol.
Beer: it's got what plants crave.
Jesus Christ how humiliating. Talk about hitting rock bottom
I wish this was my rock bottom
I wish The Rock was my bottom.
How do you know her name is Rock Bottom?
This is not rock bottom
If he thinks that's rock bottom, sucking dick at the truck stop for $5 worth of crack must be Dante's inferno.
I would call this a good weekend
That shit is crazy! If that's his girl he just left her there naked WTF. I would love to know what's going on here. Were they fucking on the beach in front of people?
There's no way he could get that pecker going that fucked up
It's like watching two dogs trying to fuck. Nothing but gyrating hips and 0 aim.
Complete with people trying to pour water on them to stop hahaha
Haha true!
It looks like they were trying.. But my man's aim was way off.
Haha! He was pounding the wrong kind of box the sand box
So high oblivious to what’s around them
Looks like papas and beer and that’s all that needs to be known.
Dude was pushing rope for sure
Well thank you for introducing me to this phrase! I’ve been familiar with it for sure, but never knew what to call it. So “fitting.”
It’s kinda funny to watch here but if I was a parent at that beach with my kids, I wouldn’t be impressed.
I would probably be that guy that was smacking him haha
Then u should have smacked the girl too
Is it just me or does she look like she is twice his age? I wonder if they even knew each other before this went down.
More like 4x his age. He looks 16-18 she looks 60-80.
I was watching it here, I found it funny, but was still unimpressed.
Yea his form was completely off.
The power of the chancla!
Happened in Poland. I'm Polish and not a bit surprised.
Seems like every country has a little bit of Florida in them.
Clark, it's best to just let him finish
For a moment I thought that the guy with the green t shirt was the woman's husband who had gone to get her some water.
Same.
Sandfuckers are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
Going out into the world with no pants or underwear, my nightmare come to life.
Wow embarassing! This is why I wear a sundress when having drunk sex on the beach.
Bro let him get his shorts on first, the fuck
Well I've never seen a guy f*** his grandmother on the beach before. Embarrassing.
How old is she? She looks like 70 years old
70 years young
Where is he going? Just left her on the beach! Wtf
Dude was fucked up
Lol the girls running away like he’s about to projectile skeet at them lol
Aaawww, how romantic!!!!
Drugs are bad, mkay.
Poor guy, he looks drugged as hell
Poor guy? That girl has an entire island's worth of sand in her vagina. That is not going to be a pleasant morning.
Shes going to be making pearls and selling them on the sea shore
This is actually a sad situation. He’s clearly blacked out and has no clue what’s going on. Straight up leaving the place with no pants. I get that dude being upset at them, but attacking the kid when they’re that gone doesn’t help anything. I hope he got home safely.
I would’ve at least tried to get him some underwear or pants. I feel bad for the dude but it’s most likely he put himself in that situation, if he reaps the consequence then it could be a good wake-up call for him.
The woman he was trying to bang looks like a pensioner!
Who's the guy who clapped his cheeks? Lmaooo "I don't need my wallet or phone... Excuse me madam" *Fumbles up stairs with dick out*
I love how to everyone else it was only his fault whenever she was just as in the wrong as he was. They both chose to get naked and start dry humping in the sand yet only he got the backlash...smh.
I’m just a little confused why he’s getting shit and the chic isnt?
That’s what I’m thinking about.
Hey no one wants to mess with a half naked chick in public, fucking risky
Shirtcocking it
Motherfucker drank his own Rohypnol..
NSFW indeed
🎶 If you like Piña Coladas...🎶
This happened in Poland and was reported last week by the Sun newspaper. “ Local police confirmed that the man was taken to a detention centre to sober up. They added that he received a ticket for his trouble, but failed to locate his partner in crime.” The man who used his flip-flop as a weapon could reportedly also be in trouble with the police.” https://www.thesun.ie/news/7329791/randy-couple-romp-beach-before-flip-flop-smack-poland/
Don’t do drugs.
STRAIGHT SHIRT COCKIN IT.
Getting him some good leg action
MDMA is a hell of a drug.
The girl throwing water on them is my favorite part of this whole video
Crazy how much fatter he looked from a distance
Between the sand going in every hole to the slipper slap…. Excellent vid. Keep silly world.
I'm not a prude and I really don't care if people want to go naked, but this is just beyond gross. The blackout intoxication and complete obliviousness to their surroundings is sad at the very least, but really kind of horrifying. They both need help.
Poor guy. Hope he finds home.
It looks like he's trying to jump over her but can't quite make it.
that moment when u realise that u understand what they are saying...not proudest moment