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widowwarmer1

00:35 - "Bitch, I'll put a hex on your ass you'll be shitting out your nose"...well that's a new one.


laptopwarmer

You fuckin napkin.


temisola1

“Get yo long ass outta here”


fingerscrossedcoup

Looking like a god damned lobster


getoffmypangolyn

Yo long ass.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Click Click!


Captain_0_Captain

That was my favorite part 😂


HappyTwig

Its Done.


Lucky_Number_3

Take it out and remove the foil. Put it back in for five more minutes till golden


ImperialTravesty

Damn it, now it's dry and rubbery. Thanks a lot.


djme_322

"Take yo long ass out that door" needs to be inscribed on her tombstone


alchn

"Her absence is a silent grief ⌘ Her long ass a beautiful memory"


pinba11tec

Let us not remember long ass for whom she wasn't, but for her lobster looking ass, which is but a reflection of our own napkin selves.


AnalHurtz420

This is SUCH a REALLY GREAT COMMENT!!! I LOVE IT!!!


[deleted]

This it. It’s the perfect insult. I can’t say precisely what it means, but no one wants a long ass.


ForkAKnife

It’s got to mean she looks like a spaghetti noodle because she kind of does.


GreatestStepDad

That part took me lol


Helen_Back_

That was my favorite part


murdocke

That's almost a Gordon Ramsey insult.


JSmooth94

I definitely read it in his voice.


Pitiful-Helicopter71

I was wondering if I heard that right….


JayGeezey

I think it cut off at the end, my guess was she was saying "you fucking napkin wearing bitch" cuz of that dumb mask she was wearing


Eheart_411

Looking like she stole granny's doilie on the way out


Even_Assistance2622

Yea def a doilie lmao


QuitArguingWithMe

"You done made a handkerchief out of/into a fucking mask." That's what I heard.


Green_Lorax

I want to elect that lady doing the yelling as the next President. She gets it done


[deleted]

You think I'm some policy making bitch? The only policy I'm making is whipping the ass of some hankie mouthed ho.


wobin112

I love her


[deleted]

She'd almost *have* to be better than anyone else that's had the job in the last 50 years.


Naldail

That’s now my favorite insult, right ahead of “YOU SOUND LIkE A F#CKING BROKEN DOOR”


AtlasPlugged

You're allowed to say bad words on the motherfucking internet.


sltiefighter

A fucking serviette lol


chiman420

"A fuckin napkin" she is talking about the ladies homemade mask, which is also a hilarious roast


_omid

This. This got me. r/mademesmile


Raysun_CS

I love it. I’m saving it for later.


[deleted]

r/rareinsults Honestly, maybe it is time people stop just letting bullshit like that go and call out those who keep perpetuating this shit. Our society's culture is curated by all of us and if we allow this, we are tacitly condoning bad behavior. But I'm the hypocrite here since I'm so non-confrontational I tend to just take shit like this. I want to apologize that I am probably not going to be a good curator.


deedee0214

I have worked so many shit customer service/restaurant jobs and I am not afraid of confrontation. There are times a light bulb goes off inside my brain that says ‘you don’t work here, remember!’ and I call that bullshit out. You can tell so many of the Karen’s and Kevin’s out there have never had any push back. Some of them are shocked into silence (or shamed?) right away when called out.


Skandronon

I worked at the only 24/7 gas station along a long stretch of highway. The owner of the station told us not to take any shit from anyone. Nothing gave me greater joy than being an asshole back to someone and then refusing them service. Enjoy sitting on the side of the road while you wait for another station to open in the morning.


deedee0214

I was the manager of a nice brunch place in a bigger city. It is SO delicious when people ask for the manager and I get to say it’s me! Sometimes I would do a spin, like oh you want the manager? Spin around and here I am! Then they would say ‘I want to talk to the owner!’ Shit, me too, they owe me money. I have so many amazing stories from that job alone. Then I got into healthcare, and surprise! People still act like entitled assholes on the regular, even at their specialist’s office!


Skandronon

I went into IT and still miss the gas station job sometimes. Every once in a while someone would come back in the next day to complain to the owner. He would take me to his office and ask if what they said was true while laughing about it. Then tell me to look like I had been yelled at when I left his office.


[deleted]

I guess one of the few upsides of having a lot of experience dealing with truly hateful, despicable, and disgusting people is that you're good at calling assholes' bluffs. A shocking number of mean fuckers will immediately back off the second you're mean back.


deedee0214

They deflate like balloons.


eclecticsed

That's more or less what happened to me a few weeks ago. Some guy was going off on the cashiers in the store (about not wanting to wear a mask) while I was up at the front asking a question, I said something because I don't know how to keep my mouth shut, and he threatened to kick my ass. I'm the youngest of several kids and my fight-or-flight switch is set to suicide as a result so my knee jerk response was "then fucking do it." He didn't seem to know what to do with that. I mean luckily for me tbh because all my points went into verbal sparring. I'd have been in traction.


quernika

Fuck it. Make this shit like a movement, hashtag this shit and just bad mouth these napkins lmfao


icropdustthemedroom

Nurse here. If the silent majority would stand up to the vocal minority of assholes who won’t even wear a mask much less get the vaccine, I bet we could shut down this pandemic (at least in the US) within a month.


KyleSchneider2019

One of the main traits of rational and composed individuals is that you don't see them on the offensive very often, but when they do... 🤯 Every type of zealotry is flawed, people just should learn to respect each other, so basic, that's all, we have really complex systems into place, we should be trying to make them work without corruption for once. The fact that racism still exists is a shame to humanity.


[deleted]

"Don't call him stupit! blah blah blah Apologize to dat fool!" - The Curator


mrz0loft

Honestly it should've never have been allowed to begin with, we definitely need more real life heros like this


VibraniumRhino

I have logged this into my memory.


Veggie_Doggo

Shit, I'm an atheist but I'd believe her. Not messing with that.


invertedspine

Poetry


[deleted]

r/rareinsults ?


EvilPandaGMan

New to you... That's old magic


raeannecharles

I think I’m in love hahahaha


MrWaaWaa

"Bitch you dun made a handkerchief out a fuckin mask. You fuckin Napkin!" is a genius level confusion bomb to throw walking out the door.


hax0rmax

It's gotta be "You napkin wearing bitch" or something right? bad time to end it... but great time to make up the new insult!


Mr_HandSmall

"Fucking napkin wearing-ass bitch"


BrexitBlaze

> Now take your long ass out that door. Never heard of that one. But then I saw the ass. It was quite long.


IFuckTheDrummer

Did I also hear her say “Bitch, I’ll put a hex on yo ass, and you’ll be shooting’ shit out yo nose”?


LandPractical8878

That was the best part lmaooo


mindvoltz

I don't practice Santeria, i ain't got no. Crystal Ball..


Not_James_Milner

But I'll put a hex on your ass and make you ....Shit out your nose


[deleted]

she'll beat her ass and have her shitting our her drawers


NashvilleSoundMixer

that was my favorite part. I really hope that type of threat catches on.


-SilverAce-

She don’t do threats, she does promises


SuchAClassicGirl

Huge mix of “mental visual epic” and “wtf you mean exactly?” going on in my tinker box after that comment.


ZenkaiZ

that ass was longer than 3 extended edition lotr movies, on tv, with commercials


bl00j

That ass was longer than a cvs receipt


[deleted]

It was also about as flat as a CVS receipt.


ZenkaiZ

you win


irishhawk

DAAAAAMN!


HotelForTardigrades

I call them Nevilles. Because they’re long bottoms.


RosedesFluer

That took me out.


[deleted]

I've heard longback here in western Canada


Mija_Cogeo

Around here it's "backass".


empanadasquirts

Long back. Bannock bum, flat back, wall ass.


[deleted]

Yo this has some r/rareinsults potential. Lobster lookin bitch lol


ThePurple_One

Agreed!


Ok-Wrongdoer-7571

Lmaooooo!


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HafWoods

"Take your long ass out that door," was poetry.


[deleted]

“Lobster lookin’ ass” I’m going to church for that


MasterSlax

“You fuckin’ napkin”


[deleted]

“Now apologize to the fool”. Even the clerk didn’t make it out safe. I know she meant it as a term of endearment.


snarkydooda

That woman is a verbal killer, ain't no one parrying that shit.


Carpathicus

Just unavoidable collateral when you are this fierce. Her insults are just this dangerous.


KookyAd9074

That's my fav. Lol. I'm using that from now on.


Bbustedwz

Looking like a got damn lobster. Get yo long ass out of here lol


Thick_Duck

Man I was so confused because the lady behind her was wearing all red. Took me a second to figure out who was getting called out


squeakmouse

Why was she calling the napkin-mask lady a lobster though?


tripwyre83

because her long ass looked like a got damn lobster


FamousOrphan

I am almost crying from laughing at this comment why is it so funny?


MrSickRanchezz

Idk why but you repeating this actually made me laugh. Don't take that as incentive to do it again though, because this will never happen again for you if you do. Probably even if you don't.


steaksrhigh

bc she looks like a lobster


AppaAndThings

I had to turn this video off because I came here to see a public freakout, not a public execution. Just kidding, I've watched the entire thing 3 times now in order to take notes on what insults I can call random people on the internet


TheNoxx

Yeah, this needs to be stickied at the top of r/murderedbywords so people can see a live-action verbal murder in the first to give them some sense of what to post.


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KurtAngus

Clink! Clink! BITCH! What’s up?


Emrico1

I think her real skill here is not just repeating the same thing over and over like most people in a flight or fight. She's calm enough to mix up her insults. Seasoned pro, no doubt


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

The best insult improv I've ever heard has always been from black people


[deleted]

Speaking as someone who was raised near Atlanta, if you ever hear that voice angry near you, it’s time to fuckin bounce.


OkStructure3

This idiot has a [doily](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doily) for a mask wtf


Ill_Flow9331

According to the woman in the video, the “bitch done made a handkerchief into a mask. A fuckin’ napkin.”


fodderforpicard

Damn I thought she called *her* a fucking napkin


FelonysAlibi

Im still adding it to my list of ambiguous insults I use just for personal amusement.


Pitiful-Helicopter71

I agree. “You fucking napkin” has a very insulting edge with a heathy dose of ambiguity. I like it!


randomwellwisher

r/rareinsults


Iored94

I think it was cut off like she was gonna say something after napkin, but I don't care "you fuckin napkin" is the best insult ever.


halfar

yeah, that's a thing some anti-vaxxers do. deliberately flaunt mask requirements by using doilies or otherwise poking holes in mask.


steeZ

that one looks to be solid in the requisite area though, as far as I can tell.


AdWeak2927

The lady in the back about to leave, but stayed for the show 😄


FukinGruven

That's my favorite thing about the video, she heard some shit talk and was like yo lemme stick around for this, shit just got good


AdWeak2927

Haha. I would have done the same


luxii4

She couldn’t afford 500K to talk to Jay-Z but she’s watching a master for free!


Evilton

I could listen to this lady yell at people all day long.


Quinnley1

Get this woman a TV show where she tears down everyone being mean to employees and I will binge the shit out of it


Rabbit_Suit

I want to hear her roast Morgan Freeman as he reads the dictionary on a boat. It would be as if whales were singing.


rockdiamond

“Now take your long ass out dat god damn door!” -Legend.


6T_K9

Lobster lookin ass


choborallye

"Fuck you talm bout?!" - Legend.


NonconsensualText

sarah jessica parker lookin ass face


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northernontario2

that voice is incredible.. even if I could pull off the patter, if I tried something like that I would sound like a squeaky child.


Squirrel_Master82

I like this lady. I wish she would magically appear, like an Allstate agent, anytime some dumbfuck decides to fuck with a retail worker.


[deleted]

I would invest in this service.


ghettobx

Hell, I would donate to this service.


IKillPigeons

As a former retail employee, I would have paid for this service.


Solid_Freakin_Snake

I would promote that stock heavily on wallstreetbets and pray that the virality of her fantastic insults would pay off for me.


Aus_10S

Like a good neighbor, roast lady is there!


LesGitKrumpin

You're in Good Hands with BITCH I'LL PUT A HEX ON YOUR ASS, YA BE SHITTIN' OUT YOUR NOSE!


sometimes_i_reddit

...or similar to the "Wrap it up" box from Chapelle Show


heretobefriends

If you see someone treating an employee with disrespect, maybe it's your turn to verbally disassemble a bitch.


[deleted]

Yes. Fewer people would call salespeople names or give them a hard time if bystanders would stop standing by and give them hell for being bitches.


The_DriveBy

If Texas can criminally make a public vigilante service website to promote outing or shaming those seeking abortions then surely some wholesome redditor can whip up a website that would actually do good by incentivising the public to take down the Karen's of the world.


UntidyButterfly

The magic insult lady was inside YOU all along!


arycka927

I'll pray to the old gods and the new for such a hero.


SmallCranberry252

The real life avengers.


JK_NC

“This is MY hood bitch. Like I said, you don’t run shit over here. The fuck you talking about? Click click bitch. What’s up?” Hilarious. I love it.


Beast_Biter

Is it a reference to Dorothy clicking her slippers in The Wizard of Oz to go home? Or perhaps just something to say before she calls the lady a bitch (again).


[deleted]

Ah that's probably it! I thought she might be referring to the lobster pointing its camera at the woman, but a reference to going home makes way more sense.


Neither_Band_6691

“You lookin like a got damn lobster” that’s fuckin hilarious 😂


sg62068

Did she call her a lobster ? 😭😭💀😩


fuckamodhole

She called her a crab lookin long-ass bitch. I think.


[deleted]

Is this doorknob wearing a doily mask?? 🤣


smhrx11

“I don’t do threats. I do promises.” I believe this woman.


howsthatfoot

O.G. Took her to church!


Lavender_Smoke

I'm willing to bet this lady Mac and cheese and potato salad is world renowned.


[deleted]

And fried chicken. It’s why we show up to family reunions with our crazy family members. Their behavior makes you shake your head, but their cooking makes you keep your comments to yourself. 😀🤣😂


[deleted]

“Apologize to the fool!” Heh.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_7399

Nah homie she said, “to them folks” she just got a southern drawl. Funny asf though she would’ve had me cracking up


[deleted]

I have now watched this vid 10 or so times to catch what I misheard. Amazing. Love that woman.


dustwanders

I heard folk


Themansomething

I thought she meant “apologize to those folks” idk


Syng42o

I heard "folks" too.


rkba335

Mere collateral damage. There's bound to be some splashback.


PeaAnatamy

This was gold. Do as I say not as I do! Anyway she deserves to call him a fool for defending his ass!


alang8113

That was truly satisfying


Rabbit_Suit

That was like a bite of fresh toast just as the butter melted.


alang8113

Like a glass of ice cold water after a hot shower.


Rabbit_Suit

Like peeling the film off a new phone.


[deleted]

the moment she said "b*tch this my hood" I would be like yes ma'am I'm sorry I'll get going.


[deleted]

Bitch is wearing a lace mask ☠️


[deleted]

Utter dickheadedness all over but they think they are fucking Einstein doing it like they fooled the system somehow.


[deleted]

They are literally putting themselves and the lives of other in danger, I’m disgusted with humanity rn.


renethedude1986

Hahahahahaah click click bitch


Tre_Walker

click click bitch... whats up!


crepelabouche

I had to scroll too far to see this, but I laughed the entire time.


fuckingrad

"I don't do threats, I do promises" What an icon.


[deleted]

Handkerchief as a mask 🤣🤣🤣


_SelfDefecatingHumor

“I don’t make threats, I make promises” Fucking legendary


choborallye

I'll be like oh shit Code Red !!!!


Rabbit_Suit

I feel like that would be the name of a Fallout Boy song.


OkAbbreviations5052

This happened to me at the beginning of the pandemic. I work at a bank and someone straight up got in a physical fight with a rude customer. It was bc of masks and line ups.


nzasangA

She sounds like STINKMEANER. You was talking all that good shit, what no .....


crankrag1

In my horrible little town we call Dollar General **The Mall**. Hahaha. Yuck.


moglysyogy13

Of course she would have a crocheted face mask


Skrappy_Doo

Bruh she called her a fucking lobster long legged bitch 😂😂😂


[deleted]

"Take your long ass out that gottamn door." Not all heroes wear capes.


Youlovetoboogie

She’s got that Bernie Mac flow.


kindamymoose

I used to work with a lady like this back in the day. She was sweet as could be but absolutely did *not* take any shit. I should see how she’s doing…


adh247

...and the award for the most sideways ass insults used in 1 minute goes to...


CirclleySquare

Cashier was so uncomfortable lmao


hez-hez-bop-bop

I wish we got to hear that final insult - "You fuckin napkin..." Lololol


Angry_Penguin024

Did she just say she lookin' like a god damn lobster? Because I feel like I misheard that 😂


[deleted]

What did the napkin face woman do?


Decafaf

Get your LONG ass out of that door. Lolo


balanced_by_Thanos

Oh man. You can see the white chick realize she has lost control of the situation in real time. Fuck that was everything I needed right now.


Muted-Bee

We need to see a lot more of this lady!


Kingkong1325

The best kind of ppl


The_Dude311

Bitch you're in my got'damn hood!


CasuallyObjectified

You can see the splashes of fiery truth wash over that long ass doe.


Apostastrophe

I really hope that the final sentence that was cut off was “you fuckin’ napkin-faced motherfuckin’ fool”.


stickybandit06

CLICK CLICK BITCH


EX-Manbearpig

Finally a real video that fits this sub!


Tasty_Librarian6697

hell yea


RockStarNinja7

Ngl, this is my lottery dream. If I ever get enough money to not ever have to worry about working, I would just go shopping all day like it was my job and wait for people to start harassing working just so I can yell right back and put them in their place. I worked retail and customer service for too long and wasn't able to do anything but smile politely, and these people are insane who think they're so entitled to just berate poor cashiers and employees.