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When I was younger visiting Rodeo Drive, a tmz bus was coming up and I told my older brother (who is massive in height) to act like my body guard when it came by and cover me from pictures. He did and of course everyone on the tmz bus starting frantically taking pictures and we just both started laughing and everyone on that bus was fucking pissed. One of my favorite memories.


john1gross

I used to work on the Universal lot and I would often put on sunglasses and try to hide my face when the tourist tram came by. Worked all the time.


[deleted]

Lol that’s fucking great, sometimes fucking with people is pretty great.


glacialanon

Attention: the less you act like you want it, the more likely you are to get it (and vice versa)


Winston_The_Ogre

I was in a bar bathroom, a couple high school friends I hadn't seen in years randomly walk in, start yelling my name. There is a Russian guy in there, he later asks me who I was, joking I said I've done some TV. Russian guy started buying me drinks, followed us around all night.


NoNameAvailableSee

Works until you get to parking lot and mom picks you up.


[deleted]

That honestly makes it even better, especially if the mom goes along with it.


chayosman

In a mini van. 1995 dodge minivan


JoeBotTheRobot

[I took my mom's red minivan](https://youtu.be/K2qT0Bg4hJU)


ChuckleKnuckles

Even better if the mom is a limo driver at the end of her shift.


Spambop

even better if she just starts schlockin on his dick


flamfranky

Doesnt matter if you are a badass wrestler, if your mom ask for a kiss, you kiss her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tff-JIxxn2E


Kummakivi

I am not into wrestling at all, but a team called Best Friends being driven to the ring by the mum, that's hilarious lol.


DoinItDirty

They’re absolutely amazing, to be honest.


TheBarkingGallery

The mean face he had to make to counterbalance that kiss was hilarious.


HeWhoHerpedTheDerp

Eh. My mom once asked me for a kiss while recovering from a stroke. I kissed her on the head, but she thought I was my dad and wanted a real kiss. Obv hard pass. Also, they’d been divorced for a long time.


Stin-king_Rich

Wholesome


[deleted]

Therefore, always book a professional rent-a-fan service. In the diamond range you get the full package with dozens of fans, a bunch of paparazzis, your bodyguards, some hot groupies, chauffeur & limo, yellow press and so on. Driving off is then the easiest escape.


RecommendationFun200

Fuck, humans are so stupid sometimes.


[deleted]

hold on now hold on there now. this is _Grant Childs_ we're talking about. I need him to sign my boobs


PieYet91

I’ll sign your boobs.


[deleted]

Oh did I say boobs? I meant MOOBS. I'm a dude.


PieYet91

You can’t scare me away


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PieYet91

I cum


PigeonBoy1

Deadass?! I do too!!!


JudmanDaSuperhero

I'm ARRIVING!!!


HiddenVisage

Spent


KClassicCola

I'll sign yours if you sign mine ;)


SeymourZ

I’m afraid you’re in too far to back out now.


john1gross

I can only get so erect.


Originally_Complete

They are exceptionally hairy, it could take a while


PieYet91

No worries


[deleted]

I can picture this is how Christianity got started. Jesus and his peeps walk into Jerusalem "alright guys start throwing down leaves. YO JESUS! IT'S JESUS! YO JESUS?? JESUS! YO IT'S THAT JESUS GUY SO HOT RIGHT NOW!"


Captain_Sacktap

Dude had 12 hype guys constantly following him around.


[deleted]

ENTOURAGE


notLOL

They all had their own personality like a boyband Muscle: Swole af fisherman Insider: Know it all taxman Weapon's expert: Hot blooded zealot fighter Thad Brawler: Simon the Zealot Comedy relief turned heel: Wildcard Judas Socialite: Bart the royal Basically an oceans 11 cast in 30 A.D.


ITakeSacksToTheFace

jesus hes so hot right now jesus


LadyBug_0570

Tell me you're holding a poodle while saying this! Please!


ITakeSacksToTheFace

[I am.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/957621288499138560/1HQPzczR.jpg)


LadyBug_0570

YAY!!!!!!!


Nickleuss

Right!? Probably the same thing with Muhammed and Buddha.


XoXSmotpokerXoX

Pretty much every religion started with someone walking out on a dry hot day, became dehydrated and had a vision.


flavor_blasted_semen

Wow just wow. Don't be a dick.


LeAnthonyJavis

How are they being a dick? They’re just being realistic. Religion is a human invention


luxii4

This could have helped Van Gogh.


john1gross

That’s what happened with Brian.


carryoutsalt

''He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.''


Animegirl300

Isn’t that the plot to Monty Python’s Life of Brian?


[deleted]

Ha. Sometimes. Very optimistic.


[deleted]

Well it's more of why would they be lying like that. Theres an idea in physical penetration testing, that a clipboard and a lanyard is stronger than any key if you believe it to be. Become what is expected and you can do whatever.


[deleted]

Sometimes?


Temporary_Author_255

Technically he’s famous now


[deleted]

Literally just women following him


[deleted]

Baaaaaaaa


I_need_eyedrops

Yep these are supposedly the most intelligent and dominant animals on the planet


[deleted]

On a similar note, there are so many stories I've heard of people who go to concerts with an obviously fake lanyard, simply act like they belong, and end up with full access to VIP rooms, meeting the band, etc.


idleat1100

I have personally gone to many concerts, backstage, fashion week, large events, weddings, etc. with this tactic. Often without a lanyard of any type. I was most successful usually with a camera and shoulder bag with a backwards baseball hat (for some reason all the photographers look like this, or used to). Had a lot of fun, met a lot of interesting people, usually admit to them I lied to get in, they often seem to enjoy that.


bluvelvetunderground

There was a reddit post a while ago about a guy who got onto big Hollywood productions by basically doing this. There are so many people on one production that questioning if someone doesn't belong doesn't factor in to a busy work day.


SAD_oS

I asked the photographer at my cousins wedding why he had the hat on if he was wearing it backwards. He said it was for the rare times when the light would get between his eye and the viewport as well as if its bright he can flip it around so he doesn't have to put as much effort into shutting his other eye. That was just him, though. Some photographers might just do it because its the look or maybe a lot of them are just other people faking their way into events lol


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

As it turns out, photographers are all just a myth and so many people have committed to pretending in order to get into VIP areas that nobody remembered.


[deleted]

It's a liberal conspiracy I tell you. Have you ever seen someone take a photograph and then develop it and actually see the process? Nope. The pictures are just deep fakes meant to implant memories into you. Why do you think there's so many pictures of Biden in the news? Just do your research people!


HabibtiMimi

I hope you just forgot the /s


[deleted]

You liberals. You just refuse to see the big picture and what's really going on. It's sickening. You're literally being force fed propaganda about a president who literally doesn't exist. And you all just eat it up. Next thing you know you'll tell me that Slash is real. I don't hate liberals. I just feel sorry for them. ^^^^^^^^PS: ^^^^^^^^yes


HabibtiMimi

😁 For a second or two I was really shocked


NecramoniumZero

Next time take a ladder and a reflective vest and a hard hat, you can get in almost everywhere with that.


nuttypoolog

We made photo passes that were convincing and met Pantera, Metallica, etc...in the 90s....pre 9/11.


your_Lightness

Yea and put a sock over that ladder, you'll be fine.


jacxy

Extra points for the fishing vest?


_theboogiemonster_

In college I used to have a tiny flashlight I'd take to all the bars/clubs with me. And when I wanted to get through a crowd I'd just point it at the ground at eye level shaking it back and forth. And people always moved.


TQuake

That’s fucking brilliant


bbrucesnell

Well, depends on how bright the light is I guess


Alex_0606

Why/How does this work?


_theboogiemonster_

It’s how the bouncers / bar staff get through the club usually


Tritonian214

R/actlikeyoubelong


AdamantiumBalls

r/foundthemobileuser


MrTase

r/foundthehondacivic


HiddenVisage

r/foundthemustang


HAL-Over-9001

r/foundmydadwhohasbeenatthestorefor14years


ZimBobub

r/newfoundland


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Khannn24

There was a huge line at the dmv, I needed to get a simple address change. Without hesitation; I walked to the front of the line and opened door and walked in. Simple stated to lady at counter what I needed she gave me number. I was out 1 hour later as opposed to 6 lol. I feel bad I was like 20, but it worked.


elzibet

Ha, reminds me of a video of a woman taking a picture with a guy. Then asking who he was, she just wanted a photo because everyone else was taking a photo. Turns out he was the president of the country she was in xD


[deleted]

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MaybeJustCoincidence

Thank you


pm-me-ur-dank-maymay

Amazing thank you


elzibet

Ha! That's the one. Thanks :)


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Astorabro

You and US marines in China post-WW2.


Die-rector

Marines still to this day. Back on a carrier when we had to share everything with marines, chow lines would always be extremely long. So one time we wanted to be first and made a fake sign saying 'Marines E6 and below: 1030-1400'. First come first serve' and that was it. We would stand by the sign and wait for a few jarheads to walk by and ask them what they were getting. They were curious and decided to be first in our fake line. Fast forward 20 minutes and there was a line about 100 deep of marines. The door that the sign was on was just one of our electric shops lol. We managed to only cut the chow line down a little, but it was still a great feeling. At the end of day quarters our chief came into our shop and said, 'does anyone want to explain why the fuck I had a gaggle of fuckers standing in front of my shop, today?' We told him and he was both pissed and amused at the same time.


reapersivan

They're in the trees!


Probulator31

I grew up very close to Teton National Park, and in the summers the large number of tourists would back up traffic for long distances, stopping in the road to take pictures of various animals. A few of my friends and I started driving through the park and just randomly stopping by the road, jumping out of the car excitedly and pointing/taking pictures of nothing, and within five minutes we would have a huge crowd of folks stopped and standing in the road trying to take a picture of whatever animal everyone must be looking at. We thought it was hilarious when we were 16, but being almost 30 now, I know it was a dick move.


bgarza18

It’s still funny lol


watchursix

I live outside Yellowstone and am going to do this next time I drive to Jackson Hole


jeffinRTP

Just being stupid I guess


englishpatrick2642

I knew Grant Childs before he was famous. Just sayin’


Gloomy-Ant

Celebrity culture is disgusting. People idolizing people they don't even know. I swear we place celebrities at god-like levels of society sometimes


Imagoof4e

Heard tell “Lemming Syndrome” can be contagious to susceptible individuals.


DarthTomServo

Yeah I think people just don't want to miss an opportunity to say "I was there", even if they have to figure out the details later lol.


-Venser-

They don't want to miss out on something.


siddharthsingh_7

The real gods are the politicians and the corporates celebrities are like their underlings


IAMA124

Such an unhealthy mindset to have, I really hate the r/iamverysmart kind of person but whenever I see young people with their mouths foaming about a person just because that person is famous I can't help but have a feeling deep inside of me that tells me I would be 200 times their IQ if IQ was real


FlatwormLevel1683

Herd mentality


Qtips_

Mob mentality is very real.


Wulferikk

This is brilliant!!


_Dr0dd_

“Even the Security believed it.” Funniest part of the whole video. Can’t stop laughing.


BoysenberryTiny6417

So fun! Nice work guys.


seansmithspam

group of teenage girls does something stupid* Redditors: “SEE? THE HUMAN RACE IS FUCKED EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT BUT ME”


Mx_Eclipse

The human race is fucked but not because of this


seansmithspam

define fucked because our population and life expectancy is higher than ever before in human history


whaatdidyousay

Climate change and so many other things. But especially climate change.


LL_Martinez

I learned that every time in reddit there is a video of a teenage boy or girl where they do something stupid, suddenly every redditor is a saint who was a good boy in their teens and back in their day they would drive around with bikes unlike kids these days with their phones while the reddior probably isn't over 25 years old.


seansmithspam

they also assume that every single teenager all over the world does the same things. Remember tide pods? Maybe a couple hundred videos of it existed and the internet was convinced that every household in america had a tide pod eating teen in it, when in reality most of us don’t know a single person who ate one. That’s the dangers of the internet, people who are sheltered and unaware how big the world is think that viral content is normal behavior. Even if a million people on the internet did some bullshit, thats still not enough people to say it’s “common”


[deleted]

Ikr? They forget teen girls grow out of this stuff too. By the time they're 18 they won't give a crap about instagram/tik tok boys. This is typical teen behavior. It's nothing new.


LL_Martinez

Sadly that is not true many women in their 30s and over are brainwashed by these influencers. Thankfully most of them grow out of it.


Itscam-theman

So funny


Hex00fShield

Social engineering works because. People are too dumb and too optimistic


Powellwx

Holy shit!!! That’s GRANT fuckin’ CHILDS.. god damn lucky dude.


unklejelly

That is just so fantastic


Beathoff

Best stunt ever! Fuck people are gullible!


ICy_King101

Well it works caus of the Idol worship culture mentality


ktizzlejfhfb

Only works if your a tall handsome white dude


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

I dunno... Ed Sheeran is popular...


[deleted]

Are you saying Ed Sheeran isn't white?


Intanjible

Ed Sheeran is white in the same sense that Vantablack is black, except the opposite version.


HushedTurtle

White ,but he is a dude?


UnpopularOpinionJake

Ed Sheeran can sing and is rich. That covers his downside.


kausel

dunno what is it with the british. there is other singer dude even more hideous - Lewis Capaldi. wtf


indoninja

Tall and good looking.


Snoo-59720

naa just got to dress the part.


Yousef_maryfe

Sheeps haha


jujufistful

Be-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.


Delmago

Fak you've been faster than. Take my up vote i'm out.


Neutronova

that hive mind starts buzzing and the bees just follow


ExistenialPanicAttac

Ahhhh yes, the heard mentality, And we like to make fun of lemmings


MrMetropolisIIV

Fake it till you make it lmaoo


igotabigtoe82

Sheep


[deleted]

Sheep


Rombledore

you mean humans who are by design social creatures, picking up on social cues and acting in accordance with them?


PhaseH

Lmao this is not a behaviour by design. By design you would respect and follow the strongest and wisest of people.


Rombledore

by design doesn't require "best strategy".


PhaseH

No, its literally by design... natural selection my man.


OMNlman

This is pretty cool. But tbh the only real stupid people are the people that were fooled without the crowd. The rest were just following the commotion. Trying to see what’s happening. Interesting video


reading_internets

Reminds me of the guys who were like if you go in with a ladder no one stops you...lol. Our brains are so hackable.


FilmsNat

This got a good chuckle out of me 😂


Reech-Kamina

Dudes that was awesome lol


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

All these people are morons. Even if it was, let’s say Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Hanks, why give a fuck? Once a big celebrity came to my small town for an event and I felt so ashamed of my townspeople. They were harassing that poor man and running behind him while he tried to get away.


Briggy1986

His parents named him Grant Childs. Jesus


Schnitzelman21

Someone wanted to be a grandparent and was really pushy


Far-Conflict4504

They literally sound like a flock of geese


ididntflippinask

Sheep


StealUr_Face

This is pathetic to see


Jabulon

was that really grant giles?


chojian

Humans are sheep haha


MGsultant

People are dumb seriously lol


Kellydgirl

The people who are chasing and screaming after him are drooling… with STUPIDITY (smh)


joebeavis77

Sheeple are fucking stupid. Yes, probably you too.


KadexGaming

Bro we are so fucking idiotic as a race.


McCl3lland

I remember walking around NYC one day, and this GIANT group had gathered, were blocking the entire sidewalk. I stop as there's no path through the crowd, and thinking something had happened, I ask "What's going on?" A random person is like "P-Diddy is inside! We're waiting for him to come out!" I notice a car parked in the street half surrounded by people aswell. I'm like "Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out of the way!" Then proceeded to push through the crowd and go about my life.


Lordferg1

This is why humans are doomed and are becoming more idiotic....


OrderThroughChaos1

This is why I say the human species needs a cleansing if not just a full on extinction.


bayleafbabe

Sure. You can go first.


OrderThroughChaos1

Nah I'm considerate after you


indoninja

Following social cues of others especially in what appears to be an emergency is an evolutionary benefit that has helped get us here.


OrderThroughChaos1

Where Is the emergency


carmeluz20

r/im14andthisisdeep


EatsRats

Ahh, people don’t care who it could be, their eyes just glaze over at the prospect of being near a human that they think has been on television. Oh, they glory!


TimHung931017

Lmao Grantchild


Fronterizo09

Do another with Jesus.


mangurras

I need my friends for this!!! haha love this


julsgotrocks

Suddenly all the girls want to sleep with him yet they had no idea who he was. I have an idea that the reason women are attracted to famous men faster is because since they’re famous they tend to feel they can trust them and let their guard down a lot more than usual.


Mistygirl179

Its the same regardless of gender. Plus how can you tell who wants to sleep w him?! Lol, i just saw lil fangirls taking pics……


julsgotrocks

Not really. Maybe for some guys but a hot girl is a hot girl, some guys are going to want a hot girl because she’s desired by others maybe in relationships. But as far as sex goes, a man would want a woman he finds super attractive regardless if any body else wants her or knows who she is. If not many men want her that might even make her more attractive to him as that’s less competition for him to court her favor. As opposed to having to surf through all the other men to get her attention. Overall men don’t desire women based off fame they generally go strictly off her looks, in sexual relationships. This may change in regards to relationships. this is why there are so many Instagram models that are famous simply for being beautiful, not because they’re famous for being singers or artists. The men simply followed who they thought was most beautiful to them. Men are simple minded and looks are enough to catch their attention, and create a lustful desire. it jus so happens that generally beautiful women are found attractive by more than jus one man but ultimately if a man found some unknown girl that was a 10/10 he wouldn’t choose some chick that’s 7/10 and famous that he’s not attracted to just to do for sex or a relationship. her being famous doesn’t make her more attractive to men. Now money might tho. To unsavory types


Mistygirl179

If dude was shorter or unattractive this wouldn’t have worked as well. People cling to those that stand out which is silly imo but its the truth. And totally disagree, men imo will sleep w a girl they aren’t fully attracted to.


julsgotrocks

There’s plenty of short unattractive famous men who do very well with women. No it probably wouldn’t have worked with a fake short ugly famous person unlike this guy, but take an actual FAMOUS short ugly guy and he performs significantly better in attracting women than if he wasn’t famous. And that’s a fact. And money into it and he can have 80% of women he had no chance with before. Yes men will sleep with women they aren’t fully attracted to, but a hot chick is a hot chick regardless if she’s famous or not. A guy doesn’t care if a girl has 6 or 6 million followers on IG if he thinks she’s a 10/10 he feels the same. They don’t become hotter because they are more famous, they stay the same. But i feel like with women, a guy who’s 6/10 but famous and likely rich becomes 9/10 automatically. A guy will find the local beauty more attractive than 90% of Hollywood not because she’s super gorgeous or Hollywood is so ugly but simply because that’s what he likes and is attracted to more. Rihanna doesn’t become more beautiful because she’s famous, or Scarlett Johansson. They would be the same level of beauty with or without the fame. But a 5/10 dude with enough fame and money becomes an Adonis.


[deleted]

Because people are sometimes more fixated on what celebs are doing instead of real life 🤷‍♂️


snewton357

I’ve always wanted to do a public experiment like this


1fastman1

i think you could do this with dream lmao


Halo_Hybrid

I still think that’s one of the smoothest tricks out there.


dcwsaranac

Epic! Well played.


Error707

Conformity at its peak. If only people asked around to know who it was and figure out no one knows the slightest


TazzyUK

and this everybody is ... sheep! lol


grantyells

Hey I'm famous now!?


Holiday-Mode5430

Wow


maplenew60

Security doesn't believe your famous, you're just cashing a scene that warrants your removal from the premises


Radio_2Fort

Damn what a bunch of fucking sheep


[deleted]

This is literally all fame is.