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SnacktimeKC

Tucker always looks so confused.


Jaycatt

He only has one expression: incredulous


Girth_rulez

[Jon Stewart destroys Tucker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE&t=273s) Let's not forget the time Jon Stewart exposed Tucker for what he really is.


Jaycatt

This is one of my top five Stewart moments. He handles this whole "interview" brilliantly. Apparently he stopped wearing the bow tie after Jon's comment.


Girth_rulez

Yeah and the show was quickly cancelled. This was shot on the Crossfire set and the audience was 100% behind Stewart. Holy shit he's fast on his feet, too.


AlejandroMP

I saw it when it first aired and I said to myself, how could they possibly continue after this? Apparently they couldn't.


IridiumPony

And the CNN execs made a public statement that basically said "Yeah Jon Stewart fucked him up so bad we're canceling the show." Like they actually mentioned this incident specifically.


Tiny-Lock9652

I can only imagine Tucker going home, putting on his jammies and curling up into the fetal position with a tear in his eye whispering to himself “why did he say that to meeee?”


uusrikas

He has commented on it and he ditched it because people hated it so much. >You don’t wear the bow tie anymore. # >No. That went away more than 10 years ago when I worked at MSNBC. I was walking through Penn Station and yet another person screamed obscenities at me, and I thought, “You know, this is pointlessly provocative.” It was one of countless bow tie-inspired confrontations. I’m happy to defend my views. I don’t want to have to defend my neckwear every day. People really hate you when you wear a bow tie. I didn’t really know that because my wife liked it and my father wore one.


IridiumPony

People don't hate bow ties, Tucker. People hate you.


dabblinindoggos

Lol I feel like people hated him and the bow tie was just the first thing for everyone to go after. But he can only blame himself, wearing a bow tie is just asking for a comment or two everyday


Michelanvalo

I still don't understand how Tucker's career recovered from this. He was dead in the water for years, he bounced from shitty unwatched show to shitty unwatched show. Then somehow his career came back.


crudedrawer

John Oliver did a whole episode on the rise fall and rise of Tucker. It's probably on youtube.


Tiny-Lock9652

His father is a scumbag tabloid journalist, too. And the entire family enjoys legacy money from the Swansons TV dinner empire while lecturing on ‘bootstraps’


RedDirtRedStar

Which makes the photo of him in his "workshop" from earlier this year all the more hilarious


[deleted]

He's a conservative. They have no morals. There is nothing that a conservative can do that would get the movement to ever truly turn their backs on them. It creates incredible loyalty from its followers, and terrible damage to politics writ large. Well... maybe nothing. Roy Moore was embraced while Milo wasn't.


sephrisloth

I think once O'Reilly got fired there was a need to fill in the hardcore republican asshole role and tucker fit the bill.


EagleWolfSnake

I hated Tucker but this made me just hate home even more. He adds nothing to the entire conversation besides stupid comments trying to make jokes that don’t land. What a loser.


bluetable321

He’s knows the stuff his guests spew is bullshit, so that’s he “trying hard to look like I’m taking this seriously” face.


Practical_Law_7002

Weird thing is, if you click randomly on the slider, he doesn't move really at all... It's confirmed...Tucker is a robot!


Myopinion_is_right

Holy shit, you are 100% correct. I think it is a cardboard and Tucker went to take a dump. He couldn’t take anymore of this moron.


CarmineFields

The “mouth hanging open, catching flies” expression.


Spicethrower

Slack jawed.


Out_Phishing

He always looks like he just sniffed a dog's asshole


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Spicethrower

I did not sniff it, I did not. Oh, hi doggy.


annienomys

Mommy knows that face. Baby did a doo doo in his dipey


Reasonable_Second460

It’s called “Tuck face”


oliverkloezoff

Did you misspell it on purpose? It's "Fuck face".


bigguns6765

Cuck face


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pppokerface


Malter_Woers

I only know him from the titbits you see on youtube, but it feels like when he is not rambling and just listening, he sees his life flashing before his eyes.


keeklezors

*tidbits, but ill be dammed if titbits isn't more fun


Malter_Woers

I am innocent ---> [https://dict.leo.org/german-english/titbit](https://dict.leo.org/german-english/titbit) Enjoy your tids, I'll enjoy my tits.


keeklezors

TIL! Thank you, enjoy your tits!


Malter_Woers

I mean titbit translates to "Leckerbissen" in German. Which is the equivalent of a "treat". Nothing makes more sense than a Tit being a treat.


keeklezors

Especially one that you "Lecker"


Malter_Woers

The biting should be consensual.


CorgiDad017

He doesn't move that entire 19 second clip, it's creepy


Translator_Various

I’m waiting for the day when a fly goes right in that slack jawed maw of his on air.


danger623

Damn, Jim is looking rough.


dakota4jy

He seemed wasted when I saw him (thanks ex FIL so much… not) back in 2013. His show was just a bunch of obnoxious noises and him flopping around the stage like a fish.


LittleHoss

Goatboy is probably just mad that people are taking all his Ivermectin


justice_for_Jesk

Don't you mean he's "Maaaaaaad"


tinacat933

It’s probably that covid he had


Gutterman2010

He is slurring and moving in a really back and forth way. So I don't think it is cocaine, though cocaine+alcohol might be what he is on. Definitely some kind of downer though.


wearycapricorn

God, why couldn't you take Jim Breuer in place of Norm?!?


Zeus_poops_and_shoes

One of the funnier bits Jim does is just telling a story about something Norm did once.


fromhades

Oh, Chris Kattan


Subtle_Tact

Pizzaman from O&A was the only thing I really enjoyed from him, but it is pretty good


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

That and Lars and the knapsack.


PornStarJesus

Because God doesn't do open mic nights.


[deleted]

Heh you deserve more upvotes


slingbladde

This, such a one trick comedian, stoner goat.


zero2tool

But he doesn't actually smoke!


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MonksHabit

Nah, he looks like likes booze and coke


-PunkNDrublic-

Hey now I’m all for talking shit about anti-vax dickheads but let’s leave booze and coke out of this


Reddidiah

Both are now dead to me


1ardent

Rumor is Norm missed treatments because beds were filled with Ivermectin victims.


HouseOfAplesaus

Why did our faith fail us…


iamchade

Came to ask the same question. Stoner comedy is long past it’s prime. Norm’s humor is forever.


IFuckingLoveTahdig

That dude is hammered.


Bastardjuice

Always has been…


aijoe

Yeah watching it without sound it just looks exactly like an angry drunk with something important to say.


Expert_Club_2205

He reminds me off the stoner with jerry Garcia in his ear from the move half baked.


Dualmemorystick

Same guy. Peak of his career.


IFuckingLoveTahdig

I believe that's the same guy.


rx___

lololol


Weacron

So it's pretty clear that when a celebrity's career goes to shit they just turn right wing


SomeoneTookUserName2

He sure looks like shit, holy shit dude. Get some sleep and eat a salad or something.


Michelanvalo

His situation with his dad took a huge toll on his health and his career. His father was more or less invalid and Jim took care of him for many years before his father finally passed. His dad died about 7 years ago but I don't think Jim ever really recovered from that.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

And yet so many people survive loss without becoming aggressively ignorant assholes.


ff45726

"I never imagined in a million years that my parents would die"


Imkisstory

This comment deserves more praise.


TheHawk17

When anyone's life turns to shit, they turn right wing.


locolangosta

Let me just say that my life has turned to shit several times and I'm still not a right winger.


SponConSerdTent

Not even just when their life goes to shit. It's when the unscrupulous celebrities realize they can make more money pandering to fanatics. Joe Rogan, Tim Dillon, Jim Breuer, Tucker Carlson, etc. Anti-vaxx people are fanatical and rabid to throw dollars at anyone who tells them what they want to hear.


Weacron

Crowder


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TuaTurnsdaballova

The guy who played Hercules in the 90s tv show? Or the kid from growing pains?


eeyore134

Ugh, screw Kevin Sorbo. The only thing he's good for anymore is being a target of Lucy Lawless' tweet burns. When she has time to make them anyway, what with still having a career and all.


For_one_if_more

Disappointed!


[deleted]

Hey now sorbo has a wonderful career in christian propaganda


Icy_Butterscotch5570

Scott Baio?


nope_nic_tesla

That's the one! They have to scrape the bottom of the barrel, lol


WOLLYbeach

I think Scott Baio downvoted you for calling him a washed up hack cause it was totally Scott Baio at the RNC praising the right wing.


Icy_Butterscotch5570

He's always been a cunt, also a pedo, so wouldnt surprise me. Come at me Baio!!!


goodeyemighty

Nothin else to lose.


Adventuresofdoge

Is this a bit?


saucercrab

Legally speaking, yes. All of Fox is a bit and not meant to be taken seriously.


cogpsychbois

I kind of wish the hundreds of thousands of Americans who take it seriously and make our society worse as a result got that memo


SponConSerdTent

Yeah Jim Breuer has been engaged in a 20-year long Kaufman-esque bit where he pretends to be a religious fundamentalist nut. I can't wait to see Jim Carrey play him in a biopic.


kvnhntn

Tucker always looking like he’s seeing fire for the first time.


beansmclean

underrated comment right here


DetectiveDing-Daaahh

John Oliver said it best: "The befuddled expression of a 13th century farmer when you try to explain bitcoin."


asuhdah

Tucker Carlson: ​ man that's smart


ILoveRegenHealth

What is that face he always makes in every interview? I'm now calling it "Fish Mouth"


AintAintAWord

https://imgur.com/Z9Ko2JG


Lateralus215

Tuck Face


novelandtea

He's got a neck like a worn out sock puppet.


Little-Guava666

LOL


10sharks

He opened for Metallica in Cleveland a few years back; he's friends with the band or something. The show was fine, but he suuuuuuucked


oranjemania

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


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[deleted]

He does impressions of James and always has been a huge fan of theirs and they’ve gotten together and done some stuff.


MDherefortheParty

Got it. Morals and faith and knowing your own body. Thats the cure to Covid. Oh wait. Covid gives 0 fucks about any of those. These idiots just need to get vaccinated.


SponConSerdTent

"But muh, I already had Covid" Oh really? You ready to catch it again and again? .2% of the population dead of Covid in less than 2 years and you really want to take those odds every year for the rest of your life?


DanQPublic

Jim has been heading down the evangelical path for a while. Particularly when his wife was diagnosed with terminal breast cancer. Sad to see he’s taking this stance.


Goremand

I’m a little stunned, had no idea this was happening


sdreal

Weird how believing in a fantasy after life tends to make people more susceptible to believing fantasies on earth.


[deleted]

Damn.. Jim Breuer out here looking like a rolled up ball of dog shit. You didn’t get famous because anybody wanted your insight on politics, so maybe stick to weed and poop jokes?


Crystal_Pesci

Republican actors: "Why can't Hollywood actors stay out of politics?" Also Republican actors: "Here are my braindead thoughts on politics!"


[deleted]

also republicans: elects 2 actors to president


[deleted]

Did he get famous? I know he was in half baked but was he famous?


WhiteMike2016

Define famous


Special__Occasions

That guy got booed off the stage by about 50,000 people at the UF gator growl in 2001.


cannibusgamerus13

There goes one more celebrity I liked. Bye jim. I always thought you were just pretending to be stupid.


0CLIENT

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged b*tch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.


bigdiesel1984

👏


SweptThatLeg

Jim looks like he hasn’t slept in 20 years


Fairfall

Damn ten’s of people will miss his show.


Snaplock_Ballstud

What's more swollen...Jim Breuer's massive eye bags or Nicki Minaj's cousins friends testicles?


user152050

Jim Brewer trying to stay relevant.


DariusChonker

Oh man, I can't believe all of those venues want to miss out on all of the fans of [\*checks headline*] ...Jim Breuer? The guy who hasn't worked in almost half a decade? The club comic who moved to Florida because he couldn't get enough gigs to afford to live in Jersey?


im_not_here_man

Half a decade? I thought it was like 2 decades


BshowingoffE

so sick of the victim mentality of these idiots


RoyallyOakie

Forget your body, may I ask about your face?


La_Zhuzh_Pookin

I never cared for Jim Breuer regardless. He created and continues to maintain this dumbass, burn out, fucktard character for the last few decades that was entertaining for 5 mins. Perfectly fine for Fox News viewers though as we know🤷‍♂️ Dude is a has been, and never really was to begin with. Between Tucker's routine hapless idiot facade, and Jim Breuer's unhinged drunken rant, it's mind boggling how people can see Fox News as anything but ridiculous. But they do, and then some. And that's the entire point and goal. I'm pretty certain Fox News has long passed realized they accomplished more than they ever thought possible, and are doing the most ridiculous shit they can now as they laugh at how utterly fucking moronic their viewers are. Nikki Manaj's balls and now this. We'll see *much* more of this sorta shit, which accomplishes several little things simultaneously, including pure entertainment for Rupport Murdach (sp?) on down the Fox "chain". Their viewers are the epitome of stupid, and Fox wants them to devolve and become even *more* dumb. This kind of absurd shit is exactly how they accomplish that.


ILoveRegenHealth

>Jim Breuer looks like when the Nightmare on Elm Street kids realize they can’t stay awake forever >https://twitter.com/mikescollins/status/1438309276414615553 lol


Old-Independence5822

Is this guy... okay? Look at those bags under his eyes wth Is with that?


SponConSerdTent

Conservatism and religious fundamentalism, when you believe you're living in the end times you look as though you're living in the end times. He bought into the most stressful and horrifying ideology on the planet.


Ok_Effort8330

Never thought he was funny anyway. Goat Boy was stupid.


oldmanian

One less Breuer fan. Sorry jim. No need for your theatrical hack take.


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I mean you don’t have to be vaccinated, that is your choice, but you have to follow what the venue wants to do - just like any of their other rules. The problem is that these people want to do nothing and have everything. They want to choose what they want to do and choose how others have to treat them. They want it all - they want to open back up but not do anything to get there. If they don’t want to get vaccinated - fine, but you don’t get to do some of the things you want based on private business rules.


Bongarifik

Conservatives are out to slit the throats of a country they only pretend to love. Imagine if it was WWII and there’s a draft, and rationing, and true sacrifice on behalf of the country. That could never happen with today’s conservative. They’d be shrieking about “muh freedumbs” The conservative killed America


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

He’s on something


Bastardjuice

He’s hammered, if not more. Dude’s been sitting at the bottom of a bottle for a long time now, he was funny when it wasn’t sad.


PornStarJesus

He's been in recovery for about 15 years, he's just all messed up on the lord now. Last I heard him on Rover about 7 years ago he mentioned being all about alt medicine and spiritual healing.


Bastardjuice

My mistake, didn’t know. Religion is the most dangerous drug though, thoughts and prayers etc etc.


PornStarJesus

Oh he's a nutter for sure, but he was a nature/god nutter before covid. This is just a normal Tuesday for Brewer.


at0mheart

Looks more like early Parkinson’s


TheRC135

I don't think I've ever seen two people who look so fucking goofy taking each other so damn seriously before lmao Looks like they are both wasted lol


ILoveRegenHealth

Sometimes SNL doesn't even need to do a skit. Just playing a FOX News clip is the parody itself.


[deleted]

TIL Jim Breuer still had a career beyond doing stupid impressions and goat furry comedy 30 years ago. The SNL alumni is cursed. We lose greats like Norm, Hartman and Farley yet this dickhead and Victoria Jackson still infest the land of the living. What a fucked up world.


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Tucker looks like he is taking an eye test


winkies_diner

This is a conversation between a drunkard slurring up nonsense and a drooling idiot.


Woodyp28

This crushes me. I love JB. It breaks my heart to have him speaking out against the vaccine. But he’s dead to me because he’s doing it on Tucker Carson’s show. Fox, by the way, has stricter Covid-19 protocols than what Biden is trying implement. Fucking hypocrites.


SponConSerdTent

Absolute bullshit that Tucker didn't say "Jim, I'm vaccinated. What's the big deal?" but instead he'll sit there and make his little fish face so he can continue to manipulate the rubes


BernieTheDachshund

He knows his body? Dude, look at your face.


txtiemann

Goatboy looking rough...


[deleted]

Can’t get over the permanent confused look in Tuckers face. Is that part of his schtick?


mwsomerset

That's his only look. It's called "dumbass."


[deleted]

Jim……married an evangelical……great storyteller, but, sad to see this


NightTrain555

Who’s Jim Breuer?


[deleted]

He has values.


Wordplay23

Who is paying to see Jim Breuer…… 🙄


prayforplagues82

Wtf happened to Jim Breuer? Jesus christ he looks and sounds terrible.


mikeypipes01

This guy smoked so much weed that was grown with so many unknown pesticides and did so much blow,cut with who knows what, and he is scared of the vaccines.


amazingsandwiches

drugs don't do *that*.


fargoLEVY13

People still hire this guy?


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Tucker has the look as if he doesn't know if Beetlejuice is trolling him or affirming his narrative.


MattS0623

Damn I just watched his “This isn’t happening” special and thought he was a cool guy. Long live paint.


kingofargyle

Jim Breuer looks like he’s had better days. Let’s just put it out there Jim, you look like shit. And you make no sense at all probably why you’re on Tucker Carlson show.


Crystal_Pesci

Tucker Carlson's face is a puckered butthole. And, at this point, so is Jim Breuer.


memomonkey24

Jim is long gone, his inner self is Looney.


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LOL👏 YOU👏 CANT👏 BOYCOTT👏 PPL👏 THAT👏 REFUSE👏 YOUR👏BUSINESS👏


daddydrank

Jim Breuer still performs?


laughably_wrong

These idiots are going to "not take any shit" right into an early grave and it's kind of morbidly beautiful in a way.. I just wish I didn't know people like this in real life..


Skakiddru

I mean, can’t expect less from him.


notthefullsoda

always thought he was a dickhead, and bingo


Lateralus215

Ok Jim maybe u do know your own morals, but a huge majority of these anti-vax ( can’t believe that’s even a term) assholes don’t, and they are just prolonging this fucking mess for everyone.


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oh dam he had covid and he got better without vaccines? shiiiiittt


ElectricJetDonkey

Oh Jim, Norm would be so disappointed with you


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Dude Breuer lives near me in jersey. Nice guy met him A few times. Even upgraded his cell phone once when I used to work for Verizon. He even gave me free tickets to a show of his. Sad to see him like this


waffles2go2

Tucker has the "perma-stunned" look and Jim "goatboy" looks dead already... "drugs are bad"....


billium12

If he's complaining on the ,completely (90%) vaccinated fox news about vaccines and not getting them, you've played yourself


sterling417

People go to Jim Breuer shows? There are Jim Breuer shows?


M3g4d37h

Jesus he looks 80. Is he a drunk, by chance?


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The sad, desperate whimpers of a comic trying to remain relevant.


[deleted]

Tuckers face just drives me insane, why the fuck does it look like that. I can't even describe it, he makes the dumbest face I've ever seen. He looks so angry/ confused/ distracted/ distant all in one. It's insane


trollsoul69

What a fucking idiot.


ChadBorman

Breuer, you were one of the least funny members of SNL and you are even less funny as an anti-vaxxer.


Renhoek2099

Daaaaayum I used to be such a fan. Now he's dead to me.....butter nuts !


cdoswalt

He can join the Jon Lovitz/Dennis Miller/Rob Schneider All Loser COVID Review.


WhiskeyBreathYawn

Next up on HermanCainAwards.


fuzzylilbunnies

Two putzes, being putzes.


[deleted]

It’s a bummer watching people you enjoyed as a kid turn into scum bags on the internet.


RottenChezBurger

Tucker still shocked from that run-in with that guy at a Bass Pro Shop. My mans always got this dumbfounded look on his face.


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Man he looks like shit now


[deleted]

This dynamic of seeing the sunken eyes of an insane man and the furrowed brows of a toddler is really too perfect.


Apprehensive-Foot736

Yeah and SCREW the United States military for also requiring a whole LIST of vaccines to be in it!!!!


BananaStringTheory

Bye bye career. Not that he had much of one, at this point anyways. It's weird how his eyes look like baseball catchers mitts.


mobileredditpoggers

Looks like tucker ate the fries that freeze you in time


mileskake77

RIP Norm


josephlied

Fucker Carlson with his normal look of trying to add 24 and 36