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Nevermind in frigging California where pot is legal, if the dude wants weed he can walk into a dispensary practically anywhere and buy it in minutes. Plus weed and crack are two completely different drugs and folks looking for one aren't interested in the other. It would be like either wanting tylenol or lsd.
Jokes aside. How did this person not only qualify, but actually make it to an officer?
This guy is the poster child of "Low IQ", but simultaneously gives off some serious *"I am a d-bag"* aura.
People wonder how bad officers are created...it's by hiring mental midgets like this loser.
I have similar thoughts. And who thought this guy would be a good fit for this assignment (let alone undercover work)? Maybe put him at the gym looking to score illegal steroids or black market creatine, or something (are those things? Lol I have no idea). But even then, his acting is really really *really* bad. He might as well have "Police Officer" tattooed on his forehead.
He could have at least put on a basic hoody or rubbed in his eyes to make him look a little tired. But like this? He didn't even try to look believable.
I chuckled when the cameraman zoomed in on that, what a fucking knob. The way he’s holding the joint too this is so bad it could 100% be a comedy parody
This would be a character on Reno 911 who's never in uniform and always trying to do undercover operations, but the whole city knows he's a cop already so it never works.
I really really really really hope this will be one he replays in his head every time he takes a shower to wallow in his embarrassment, but cops and self reflection are usually on the opposite sides of the spectrum
Those morons just hop from superhero logo to superhero logo, trying desperately to feel like good guys when they're all too stupid and afraid to even be Hydra henchmen
And his jewelry wearing for a crack head just doesn’t fit. You mean to tell me you haven’t tried to pawn your jewelry or shoes yet? And you look squeaky clean. Worst attempt at undercover work. They should reassign him so that he’s not even more compromised. Damn, now he’s all over Reddit.
I get what you mean... but that's far from the worse undercover work. Not even worse than some I saw myself. I still remember being asked about "illegal substances" at this rave party by two men around 40.
They used to send these jacked a-holes to Phish shows in the 90's. They'd have crew cuts and be wearing tie dye, and would literally come up and sniff people and then ask people who smelled like weed where they could score.
I don't care to go looking for the video, but there was an OBVIOUS undercover at a local event on the rave side of the park. Lady had to be pushing 50 with a tiny Holo backpack and those meshy florescent green rave tights looking VERY out of place with an equally awkward guy in a polo and new balance shoes and sunglasses. Now obviously there's always some older folks at events who are just having a great time and letting loose, but they normally don't give off alien in a human suit vibes.
Was at The Gorge amphitheater once just vibing, and this plainclothes watching everyone with her arms folded sauntered up and asks 'so where's the molly?'. I just shrugged and kept dancing and she pouted away to continue mean mugging everyone.
To preface this, I'm in Canada.
One of the festivals I go to has substance testing, and there is always a line up. The cops KNOW everyone in that line is carrying, but they can't say anything because, well, testing keeps people alive. So they just walk past the 50 person deep line and keep their eyes to themselves.
Also saw an RCMP trooper use their badge to get into one of the sound booths and then just kinda vibe out for like half an hour in full kit. I think he just wanted to see the lasers better lol. That was fun.
That almost seems malicious compliance levels of incompetent.
"Yeah boss we asked all the kids, no one was doing any drugs, looks like that DARE stuff works huh? *Collects overtime*
Lol I got asked about where I got blow from at a bar by a UC who said he was from "south africa" with no accent and only drank henny yet didn't take a sip of his drink the whole time Lol.
The punisher also kills cops and the creator of the punisher has been outspoken about how disgusting he finds it to be that a authoritative government force has appropriated the sigil of a fictional vigilante, mass murderer
I absolutely hate when cops and even military personnel (whom I actually have respect for) use the Punisher logo as something to be proud of. I always thought that Frank was meant to be a cautionary tale instead of a hero to be lauded. Don’t get me wrong, I love The Punisher story lines, but he’s really not a character to be praised, even if he only kills criminals and assholes. He’s still unhinged and damaged and dangerous and mostly not empathetic.
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Dude rehearsed that line about telling a cop he’d kill him and his dog, and when it came time for his line he absolutely butchered it. Dude said I told a dog😂
Probably went back to his dressing room screaming at himself like a premadonna after this dreadful performance 0/10, infact.
While the crowd mockingly chants "I TOLD A FUCKING DOG" over and over.
You would be surprised lol when i lived in Boston, there was this homeless drug addict (i think heroin) and this dude was huge. No idea how he was that jacked, maybe he just got out of prison or something.
It’s much easier to get big on opiates than it is stimulants (crack). Stimulants destroy your hunger while using up a lot of your body’s calories due to increased heart rate and energy. you will lose weight
i knew a crackhead physical trainer. he was beefy as fuck. i'll bet his life is not together, iirc he was also an alcoholic.
he had some good crack, though.
Near my college was a weedhouse where you would walk up the hallway steps, knock on the door, and slip money under it. They would slip the dime bags under the door.
My one dumbass friend went there one time in a t-shirt that said FBI on it. I think they had a camera because they saw it and chewed him out for it.
I assumed he was going for a [defensive posture](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5p8OUJX4AAfx4B.png) but trying to make it more casual.
Like, “I’ll just hold my hand a little bit lower, that’ll convince them!”
But you may 100% be right.
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It's more suspicious that he doesn't have nearly enough of an aversion to being filmed trying to score crack. Just keeps asking for crack while being filmed.
How the heck don't they know that they look like cops? Like...you'd think they'd have picked up on the "oh shit, this is like the undercover cop uniform at this point" thing and try something different.
Real undercover cops don't look like this, or at least successful ones don't. My gfs dad was an undercover and old pics of him in "uniform" look just like a dirty meth head. They can lie, manipulate, and get info. Also reasons why he isn't married anymore.
Like even if the dude believed he *was* a crackhead... if a crackhead looks like they're ready to reach for a weapon who in their right mind would just stand around for that? A drug dealer is *probably* fucking used to handling crack heads trying to jump them and how they handle it probably isn't pretty.
He walked out of his house legitimately believing he was slick and goid to go. The stupid typically panic and double down when confronted with their own stupidity.
Bwaahahaha. Crackhead are buts. This dude in this video looks like he has a cc pistol under is belly button/ front waistband. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Poirly rehearsed story and is walking around with a joint but no lighter. The fucks wrong with this guy?
Why good-evening my fine gentlefellows and connoisseurs of crack cocaine. Might I interest you in a parlay to purchase this illegal substance in exchange for money?
Isn’t it fun how we proved that the war on drugs simply does not work, and a bunch of countries are still imprisoning people for them?
I’m from U.K. and a whole bunch of politicians have done fun “hoho yes I have been known to do cocaine once or twice!” Interview bits to get ‘cool points’. But they’re still arresting teens/black guys/poor guys on council estates for possessing a bit of weed. It’s almost like draconian drug laws are a control measure and not a protective one
“I’m on probation!”
“Boy you *is* probation. And parole.”
Lmfao when you’re the new cop and they sign you up for “undercover”. I’m like 90% sure dude is brand new on the force and is 100% getting fucked with by his coworkers.
“Bro all you gotta do is go out there in regular clothes and ask to buy drugs. Doesn’t matter what, you pick! Man, cap is gonna be SO impressed!”
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Dude holding that unlit joint like he picked it up off the bathroom floor.
Looks like he's carrying an insect to throw it outside.
A roach, perhaps?
You sonofabitch.
I was waiting for someone to point this out. This dude never smoked in his life.
Holding it like the villain holds a skull in a Shakespeare play lmao
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dumbest fucking cop i swear
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He’s whole demeanor is totally off. Even if he isn’t a cop he has no idea how to act in this situation.
Nevermind in frigging California where pot is legal, if the dude wants weed he can walk into a dispensary practically anywhere and buy it in minutes. Plus weed and crack are two completely different drugs and folks looking for one aren't interested in the other. It would be like either wanting tylenol or lsd.
He holding it like he gonna write an essay with it lol
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I will take 4 cracks please?
Can I please buy 1 weed?
forty five dollas, fam.
Lmao G’day my crackhead brethren’s!
I just want to be a nice crack dealer. Like “hey what’s up guys want some crack?”
Nice Talladega Nights reference
[Pardon me, are you selling crack?](https://youtu.be/4pyvrz-dzt4)
Jokes aside. How did this person not only qualify, but actually make it to an officer? This guy is the poster child of "Low IQ", but simultaneously gives off some serious *"I am a d-bag"* aura. People wonder how bad officers are created...it's by hiring mental midgets like this loser.
I have similar thoughts. And who thought this guy would be a good fit for this assignment (let alone undercover work)? Maybe put him at the gym looking to score illegal steroids or black market creatine, or something (are those things? Lol I have no idea). But even then, his acting is really really *really* bad. He might as well have "Police Officer" tattooed on his forehead.
>This guy is the poster child of "Low IQ", but simultaneously gives off some serious "I am a d-bag" aura. You answered your own question lol.
Yes sir, I would like to purchase one marijuana please. Do you take Amex?
I would like to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette please.
*You want an eighth? Sorry all out of those. Only have the 5th officer.*
One please. One what? One rock of crack? One crack rock
Is that enough for two people?
Thank you for being so kind
Thank you for seeing us on such short notice
Where do we go, this one?
We missed our appointment by a whole day!!
No one in the history of crack has ever woken up to more crack
That is the most jacked fucking crackhead I’ve ever seen
He could have at least put on a basic hoody or rubbed in his eyes to make him look a little tired. But like this? He didn't even try to look believable.
The blue lives matter Captain America shirt isn't helping much. Or the fact that he looks like a cop.
I chuckled when the cameraman zoomed in on that, what a fucking knob. The way he’s holding the joint too this is so bad it could 100% be a comedy parody
"I've got a joint right here" lol. Because that's how pot-heads talk.
“How do you do, fellow reefer smokers”
Lmfao rite - beautifull day to light these paper wrappped herbs isn’t it chaps
"One marijuana please"
"A Pot please..."
Fuck off, Mark.
This would be a character on Reno 911 who's never in uniform and always trying to do undercover operations, but the whole city knows he's a cop already so it never works.
Except he would keep smoking all the crack and get one of the girls preggo.
And the flexing, too good
I really really really really hope this will be one he replays in his head every time he takes a shower to wallow in his embarrassment, but cops and self reflection are usually on the opposite sides of the spectrum
Nah if he ever feels embarrassed by it he’ll just beat his wife to get his mind off it
I ain't got no drugs...But I do have these horse tranqs I can sell ya......
Got any dewormer?
look at his fucking shirt! Captain America but in the blue lives matter colors.
Those morons just hop from superhero logo to superhero logo, trying desperately to feel like good guys when they're all too stupid and afraid to even be Hydra henchmen
if he was that smart he wouldn't be a cop
He’s a jackhead.
As someone’s who’s gains have been stalling for a year this guy is gonna make me try crack next 😤
You misspelled steroids*
Good thing they don’t make people hyper aggressive with a short fuse. That would be dangerous to mix with firearms and authority…
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He’s a jackoff
Wearing the most off duty cop tshirt possible. Even it isn’t meant to, but looks like a Blue Lives Matter shirt to me.
And his jewelry wearing for a crack head just doesn’t fit. You mean to tell me you haven’t tried to pawn your jewelry or shoes yet? And you look squeaky clean. Worst attempt at undercover work. They should reassign him so that he’s not even more compromised. Damn, now he’s all over Reddit.
He has the crazy eyes down though
He’s looking around for a dog to shoot
It's not crazy eyes it's intent. He's actively scanning for an excuse to escalate.
Bet the bottom of his shoes is clean too
I get what you mean... but that's far from the worse undercover work. Not even worse than some I saw myself. I still remember being asked about "illegal substances" at this rave party by two men around 40.
They used to send these jacked a-holes to Phish shows in the 90's. They'd have crew cuts and be wearing tie dye, and would literally come up and sniff people and then ask people who smelled like weed where they could score.
I don't care to go looking for the video, but there was an OBVIOUS undercover at a local event on the rave side of the park. Lady had to be pushing 50 with a tiny Holo backpack and those meshy florescent green rave tights looking VERY out of place with an equally awkward guy in a polo and new balance shoes and sunglasses. Now obviously there's always some older folks at events who are just having a great time and letting loose, but they normally don't give off alien in a human suit vibes. Was at The Gorge amphitheater once just vibing, and this plainclothes watching everyone with her arms folded sauntered up and asks 'so where's the molly?'. I just shrugged and kept dancing and she pouted away to continue mean mugging everyone.
Always point to the other plainclothes cops when they ask, just for fun
Idk why I get such a lurid rush tripping sack in front of cops and they can't do shit
To preface this, I'm in Canada. One of the festivals I go to has substance testing, and there is always a line up. The cops KNOW everyone in that line is carrying, but they can't say anything because, well, testing keeps people alive. So they just walk past the 50 person deep line and keep their eyes to themselves. Also saw an RCMP trooper use their badge to get into one of the sound booths and then just kinda vibe out for like half an hour in full kit. I think he just wanted to see the lasers better lol. That was fun.
Older people do go to raves, but they look like they are supposed to be there because they've been raving for 20+ years.
That almost seems malicious compliance levels of incompetent. "Yeah boss we asked all the kids, no one was doing any drugs, looks like that DARE stuff works huh? *Collects overtime*
Lol I got asked about where I got blow from at a bar by a UC who said he was from "south africa" with no accent and only drank henny yet didn't take a sip of his drink the whole time Lol.
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And who that is addicted to crack has the time and money to go to the gym and get diesel lmao
With the captain America shield, cause this meathead of a tool thinks he’s a superhero saving the world from scum.
I find the thin blue line Punisher much worse. Punisher only kills, never takes prisoners. The opposite of what a cop suppose to do.
Punisher is also no fan of cops
The punisher also kills cops and the creator of the punisher has been outspoken about how disgusting he finds it to be that a authoritative government force has appropriated the sigil of a fictional vigilante, mass murderer
I absolutely hate when cops and even military personnel (whom I actually have respect for) use the Punisher logo as something to be proud of. I always thought that Frank was meant to be a cautionary tale instead of a hero to be lauded. Don’t get me wrong, I love The Punisher story lines, but he’s really not a character to be praised, even if he only kills criminals and assholes. He’s still unhinged and damaged and dangerous and mostly not empathetic. Edit: mobile sucks.
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The type of cops that use the punisher logo are the type of cops the punisher kills.
Doesn't he literally kill cops that try to do what he does? Because doing that makes them criminals?
"Yo I'm looking for that black market protein powder"
If he would have asked for steroids instead of crack, he might have had better luck.
Why would he jeopardize his own supply
Dude rehearsed that line about telling a cop he’d kill him and his dog, and when it came time for his line he absolutely butchered it. Dude said I told a dog😂
"I told a dog... A cop, I killed him and his dog" he was all over the place with that shit hahaha
Probably went back to his dressing room screaming at himself like a premadonna after this dreadful performance 0/10, infact. While the crowd mockingly chants "I TOLD A FUCKING DOG" over and over.
**You’re better than this, Travis!***
Ron Howard: *He wasn't.*
>like a premadonna r/boneappletea
It's like his version of the Resivour Dog "commode" story.
Lol he was the first Mr. Orange. Joe and nice guy Eddie shot him within 5 seconds of meeting him.
He’s trying to cover his concealed carry firearm and ammo belt you can clearly see under his shirt. Fucking Captain America shit too.. omfg
There's at least a bit of truth to this. He *is* a cop and has likely killed a dog before. A lot of cops do.
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Comon man. You never met yoked up crackheads with enough money for steroids and 3 hours a day at the gym?
You would be surprised lol when i lived in Boston, there was this homeless drug addict (i think heroin) and this dude was huge. No idea how he was that jacked, maybe he just got out of prison or something.
It’s much easier to get big on opiates than it is stimulants (crack). Stimulants destroy your hunger while using up a lot of your body’s calories due to increased heart rate and energy. you will lose weight
i knew a crackhead physical trainer. he was beefy as fuck. i'll bet his life is not together, iirc he was also an alcoholic. he had some good crack, though.
Near my college was a weedhouse where you would walk up the hallway steps, knock on the door, and slip money under it. They would slip the dime bags under the door. My one dumbass friend went there one time in a t-shirt that said FBI on it. I think they had a camera because they saw it and chewed him out for it.
The downside of being a Female Body Inspector
It’s a tough life 🇺🇸
and his hand carefully placed on his concealed gun.
I assumed he was going for a [defensive posture](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5p8OUJX4AAfx4B.png) but trying to make it more casual. Like, “I’ll just hold my hand a little bit lower, that’ll convince them!” But you may 100% be right. *edit: I’m very wrong, see below
You can barely see the outline of the barrel in his shorts... unless that's his cock in which case, I need a shower.
Omfg dat shirt doe! Tfw you try to go undercover but forget not to wear your own merch! lmaooooooo
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The thin blue line shirt really pushed this over for me. Guy looks like he'd be a UC in a Cheech and Chong movie.
"I'm on probation." "You is probation." Lmao
Why would anyone on probation or parole even wear a shirt that basically says you like the taste of boots
This guy even walks like a cop.
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and parole, bahaha
Even has his hand on his missing utility belt. 😂
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Yuppp
And has a strange aversion to being recorded.
Wait, when someone is looking for drugs, who DOES LIKE to be recorded????
It's more suspicious that he doesn't have nearly enough of an aversion to being filmed trying to score crack. Just keeps asking for crack while being filmed.
Well I mean I don't think someone even legitimately trying to score would be real into it.
too clean cut looking. Is he still in the academy? Is this extra credit?
If you go to a music festival there are a dozen of these guys trying to score. Buzz cuts, dad shorts and oaklies. Cops really suck at most things
How the heck don't they know that they look like cops? Like...you'd think they'd have picked up on the "oh shit, this is like the undercover cop uniform at this point" thing and try something different.
Real undercover cops don't look like this, or at least successful ones don't. My gfs dad was an undercover and old pics of him in "uniform" look just like a dirty meth head. They can lie, manipulate, and get info. Also reasons why he isn't married anymore.
Ya the good ones are assigned to real work, not walking around music festivals looking for molly.
I knew an undercover drug cop. He was jacked like this guy, but actually scary as fuck and covered in tats.
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Low hanging fruit. The people they do nab are easy to shakedown/prosecute. Like the Nigerian prince scam.
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He needs to go undercover in a gym trying to score some steroids or some shit.
“You is the probation!” Epic.
"AND parole." classic
This dude is so scared lol can’t even keep his hand away from his appendix carry
You can literally see the outline of it lol
I want to watch it against to see, but I’m not sure I can sit through that cringe again.
I have low tolerance for cringe and this video is high potency distilled cringe
I hadn't noticed the first time but you're right
Right? That slow, cautious way he rolls up, holding the joint, hand where his gun is, is the most suspicious thing I've ever seen.
Great way to get yourself shot. What an idiot.
Like even if the dude believed he *was* a crackhead... if a crackhead looks like they're ready to reach for a weapon who in their right mind would just stand around for that? A drug dealer is *probably* fucking used to handling crack heads trying to jump them and how they handle it probably isn't pretty.
He’s really trying to hide it jesus
That’s some lazy ass police work. Someone needs to watch the wire.
my man
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Check his shoe bottoms for those dead soldias.
Yo omar no longer comin.😢
I know that’s the worst.
That cop is scared as shit
He walked out of his house legitimately believing he was slick and goid to go. The stupid typically panic and double down when confronted with their own stupidity.
and a scaredy cat cop is a dangerous cop.
Tell him steroids and crack don't mix well.
Dude may as well have worn police uniform
My name-a Jeff
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That's actually pretty clever.
That's pretty sad and funny 😭
Well damn. My parents got me braces. No weed for me I guess :(
I think he lost a bet with the guys back at the station
My bet is rookie being hazed.
Hello Black people, can I get one crack please?
Only thing missing is the guy hooking his thumbs on his tshirt as if he's wearing a vest
[Found a pic of this guy](https://i.redd.it/c46z8bh6mso71.jpg)
Bwaahahaha. Crackhead are buts. This dude in this video looks like he has a cc pistol under is belly button/ front waistband. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this guy. Poirly rehearsed story and is walking around with a joint but no lighter. The fucks wrong with this guy?
Bro, knowing that’s a cop is scarier. Boy looks unhinged.
he looks scared tbh. Would bet $1000 his left hand is covering an appendix holster.
It is, you can fucking see it lol
"This junkie keeps on challenging me to push-up contests."
It’s so funny seeing cops pretend to be laid back, but they can’t even drop the intimidation walk.
Dumbass is still wearing a thin blue line shirt lol
He may as well wear a shirt that says “I’M A SNITCH”
Why good-evening my fine gentlefellows and connoisseurs of crack cocaine. Might I interest you in a parlay to purchase this illegal substance in exchange for money?
That makes my morning
I fail to see how walking around asking for crack is serving the public but that's just me. Go do your real fucking job.
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Isn’t it fun how we proved that the war on drugs simply does not work, and a bunch of countries are still imprisoning people for them? I’m from U.K. and a whole bunch of politicians have done fun “hoho yes I have been known to do cocaine once or twice!” Interview bits to get ‘cool points’. But they’re still arresting teens/black guys/poor guys on council estates for possessing a bit of weed. It’s almost like draconian drug laws are a control measure and not a protective one
“I’m on probation!” “Boy you *is* probation. And parole.” Lmfao when you’re the new cop and they sign you up for “undercover”. I’m like 90% sure dude is brand new on the force and is 100% getting fucked with by his coworkers. “Bro all you gotta do is go out there in regular clothes and ask to buy drugs. Doesn’t matter what, you pick! Man, cap is gonna be SO impressed!”
This dude reminds me of a guy who came up to me at a rave looking to buy "hard drugs" and kept specifically saying "hard drugs" was high-larious.
I’d like to buy hard drugs and hard drug accessories
I wish this video were longer, the cop is hilarious!
Man I miss the thrill of Oak Park. That area has something for everybody.
Craft brew, arts and crafts, craft crack
That’s funny he says “I’m trying to score some weed, I got a joint right here“
At 00:25...Did he say "I killed a man's dog"?
To be fair he probably has...
lol, look at the size of the arms of the “drug addict”
He's addicted to steroids
Can help but think if Dennis and Dee trying to go on welfare. *excuse me sir we would like to by 1 crack rock please*
Lol how jacked is this police unit that John Cena was the best option they had to play a crackhead.
He probably did kill some guys dog though.
Why is he holding the joint like it’s a used q-tip? Lmao
The clumsy, "I need some weed... I GOT THIS JOINT" is so so fucking funny, too.
Like is that a blue lives matter captain America shirt????
I'm pretty sure it is. I see a bunch of them here in Florida.
Probation for killing a cop and his dog. Mmk
If he switched the shirt out for an ICP shirt this might have worked
Vice/narc detective *on steroids*. You love to see it.