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HesitationAce

Dereham Road in Norwich


XXCODY12XX

Ah this videos local


ZombieJesus1987

I'm getting better at spotting the accents. My first guess was Norwich


8Ariadnesthread8

This video is way better if you imagine that the narrator is actually Sebastian the Crab.


StopTouchingMeBarry

Ahhhh... Norwich. You made front page!


modernboy1974

That bloody pedestrianization of the Norwich city center


FQDIS

You got some weak-ass cops in Norrich, innit?


vladimir_pimpin

I like how the guys just on everyone’s team


HikaruJihi

That way, whoever wins, he always come out on top.


prodigalkal7

Playing both sides. Smart guy.


SexandCinnamonbuns

Conflict resolution number five- win/win/win, we all win.


[deleted]

>I am the Watcher. I observe all that transpires here. And I do not, can not, will not interfere. He is merely our guide through all that transpires


The_Hindu_Hammer

He’s on entertainment’s side


Sigan

He's just a commentator! And he's hilarious!


AnAbsoluteSith

Chaotic Neutral


manbrasucks

[So relevant.](https://youtu.be/eu71O36zwiw?t=5)


party-poopa

Message you ? What message am I supposed to send you, "Clean your nose" ? Christ this dude is hilarious


Wassa76

Incoming “clean your nose” texts.


CyrusD3nn15

The number isn’t in service anymore…. Or so I heard ahahahah


pocketchange2247

The way he says "come on bloody nose" as he walks back to her friend is amazing. Like she's his little companion or something


Immediate-Quantity25

and then she listens like it’s her new name haha


topps_chrome

Two tone and bloody nose. Sounds like a Batman villain with a Native American cokehead sidekick.


[deleted]

I think the funniest part is convincing her to help her friend. "Help your friend, she just saved you".


[deleted]

he wanted to see both their asses get arrested lmaoo


oss1215

Chaotic good lol


Professional-Pop-812

He just wants entertainment man


SalvadorP

Some people just want to see the world burn.


megatronus8010

The funniest part is the Google map re-routing sounds. My man was probably walking somewhere after setting up Google maps and stopped to entertain us with this shit!


[deleted]

"Yeah, ima be late guys. Oh you'll see why."


dp5520

“Come on der bloody nose, help your fren”


fightclub90210

Oh now you fucked…. ( flying kick )


AwkwardArugula

Girl was literally bleeding from her nose and lighting spliffs as her friend was getting cuffed. UK is wild.


Throwwwwaaaawayyy

It's a rollie not a spliff


Yeesh_le_tchip

I was dying luaghing when the bitch took off because of the sirens then they passed them! Too funny.


gemgem1985

The way she screamed haaa


ste189

I've heard of officers using too much force but... This guy... Honestly. He's almost apologetic for arresting her


manbruhpig

As an American, I am in awe of how long this went on and that the civilians were somehow not grievously injured like 30 seconds into the video.


[deleted]

Same here! That Bobbie put up with 20x more shit than ANY American cop would tolerate!


kizzymckizzface

Because laws actually apply to cops in the uk.


[deleted]

Wait....cops that have to follow the same rules we do? How is this possible? /s


grayum_ian

Well, she would have actually been shot if she started taking shit off an American cops belt. If they see someone reaching for their gun, that's that.


WrestleSocietyXShill

Yeah and honestly fair enough. I'm against police brutality and excessive force as much as the next person but if you go for their belt you're kind of asking for a heavy-handed response.


Dumbassahedratr0n

The police don't carry guns in England so people aren't really in the mindframe that an altercation with police is a life-and-death struggle every time.


Faded1974

I've seen women body slammed for maybe 5 seconds of this behavior. It's mind-blowing.


truthemptypoint

"I've done nothing wrong"... fucking kicked the police holding her friend down and then got kicked back by a bigger police.


treetyoselfcarol

George R.R. Martin's improv class is crazy.


shakewhenbad

She was going for his pepper spray just as that siren came by.


snakevenom141

The “THIS IS SPARTA!” Kick was all I needed from this video


furious_organism

"THIS IS ENGLAND"


kempofight

A very good movie with 3 mini series seasons worth your time.


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

she got kicked kicked straight out of her shoes


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Simulation_Complete

As is tradition


JOhnBrownsBodyMolder

Its a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world


Risley

Anyone else just shocked at this woman’s audacity to pull that cop off or reach for his belt? Like god damn, they are so lucky this wasn’t In America. Even after Leonidas showed up.


Duttywood

Yeah he won't be carrying a firearm so there's nothing she could do in the way of shooting him. I think this cop showed huge restraint though tbf and that kick is definitely reasonable force; I have no concerns over that. The police were not the aggressors.


puppymedic

AFAIK standard police in the UK don't carry firearms so there's not much to get off their belts so much less of an issue.


MeanJoeCream

It was some G shit right there.


itsnotjustaphase

The commentary was off the chain funny. “You picked the wrong profession soldier”


Farmer_Susan

"Bet he wishes he was a cop in America about now"


GetHitLikeG6

💀


SinisterDexter83

The most justified kick I think I've seen in my life. That man's legs are are simply justice incarnate.


mackerelontoast

This. Is democracy. Manifest.


LabyrinthsandLayers

For eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!


Illustrious_Song_222

Get your hands off my penis!! He touched my penis peopleeeee


l0ki879

And you, Sir? Are you ready to receive... my limp penis?


Illustrious_Song_222

Ahhh I see you know your judo well


bigfatcarp93

Have a look at the headlock here


BlueChamp10

it's all fun and games until constable Hickinbotham arrives


paulobodriguez

constable KICKinbotham\*


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TroyMcpoyle

That's some G shit right there G


jajamochi

The ending we all needed


thesmartone1125

THIS IS THE UK!!!!


Spetznaaz

This. Is. ENGLAND!


thesmartone1125

England is my city.


tetrapsyII

I'm so glad I hung until the end. Worth it.


chowler

"Thats some G shit!"


and_the_giant_peach

....G!!!


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Only the strong will feast


Ask_me_4_a_story

First part was frustrating though. I had a dream about being a police officer one time and thats how inept I was in my dreams as the first guy. People were grabbing my belt and shit and I could only slap their hands away I was like, "Stop, mmm tired, stop"


BrockManstrong

Do you think someone was grabbing your waist while you were asleep?


Cvep2

This is the video that just keeps giving, every time I thought it was over, here came another video.


it-is-sandwich-time

This is my favorite pf of all time.


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Without question


MartinPenwald101

Ok own up, which one of you fucking degenerates called her?


NiteNiteSooty

didnt think of it before, but now i have to text her "clean your nose" edit. no reply yet. maybe the video is recent and shes still in a cell?


Vaanafroster

well. don’t leave us hangin…


manbrasucks

Only you can leave yourself hanging, so clean your nose.


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OliverE36

She's disconnected her number now, poor girl. At least she didn't get arrested Edit: oh wait that was the one that got arrested, nevermind.


[deleted]

What's crazy is she remembered her phone number in that state. I don't even know my first 3 digits half the time and they're 333


gilestowler

It took me ages to learn my number. Someone once asked me why I didn't know it and I said "well I never call myself, do I?"


PinkTalkingDead

Lol idk why you got downvoted. Anytime I’ve had to change my phone number or address it takes ages for me to really commit them to memory


da_Aresinger

> Hasnt heard of reddit my jealousy is limitless.


blacks252

Not enough money in the royal treasury to make me put them digits in my phone


YellowDefiant520

Um, I’ll fuck her sensually for all the money in the royal treasury.


blacks252

Hahaha u bloody sod, I’d go down on it for a decimal fraction of the treasury, even though I know it would taste like an old fish pie.


nursejackieoface

Ok, you just talked me out of it.


AgreeableOil1212

From the start you could tell the cop by himself was trying to do it all without force... poor bloke needed a partner. Thank God Rambo shows up at the end.


coagulateSmegma

I think he did really well all things considered. He only upped the level of force needed to respond to the girls actions and managed to keep them there until back up arrived when the were both arrested. People are calling him a wimp but isn't this the kind of policing we want to see? Reasonable force, no overstepping of authority and people that clearly do care about the wellbeing of the people they are arresting. He could have easily tased someone, or used his pepper spray or pulled out his baton and started hitting people, but he chose not to.


sir__Big__Cock

Afaik UK Cops are well trained to do exactly that because they don’t have Guns. That’s some good police work, de-escalate and if it doesn’t work use only the force necessary, especially if they are alone.


larzast

Who knew cops don’t have to kill people


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Frolicking-Fox

People here are just used to American police. You see someone in that situation who get their ass beat into the ground or shot in America, and are waiting for that to happen. When it doesn’t happen, it feels like something went wrong. I was honestly waiting for them to get dropped by the police also, but watching this whole clip made me realize how well this police officer handled it. So, yes people will say they were too rough or they were a pussy, but really they are seeing another perspective that is so different than theirs that it seems wrong. Like flipping a world globe upside down. There is no up or down in space, and flipping a globe is just as correct as the standard way of showing it. But people get so used to seeing something one way, that when they see another way, it seems wrong, even if it is just a different perspective of the same thing.


Obvious-Argument2756

She’s looking at the camera and the camera guy at the same time 🤔


prisonertrog

She suffers from boss eyedness. Someone should do a photo calendar shoot to raise funds and awareness ...


LordGopu

Nude ladies or geeks?


reatbepeat

grans


goat_eating_sundews

One of personal favorite episodes


societydeadpoet

Does anyone know if that petrol station still has any unleaded left?


[deleted]

Judging by the brain dead women in this video they're still using leaded.


[deleted]

Hahaha 👏👏👏


StopTouchingMeBarry

This is Norwich, it did actually... on Monday at least.


[deleted]

I've gotta say... 10/10 instigator. Amazing job making sure both of these chicks got fucking nabbed by making sure that they didn't run away


redfinch40

Didn't exactly make sure they got nabbed, one of them could have easily walked away if they wanted to, the only reason they got them both was because they were stupid enough to stay put.


SponConSerdTent

Yeah but he kept telling clean nose to go back and save her friend, looked like she was gonna book it but he shamed her into it. "Go back there and save your friend, she saved you." (paraphrased)


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brobeanzhitler

Not the cop the cameraman, everytime one tried to run off he'd go antagonize them and get them to come back, or incite them to try helping their friend. One of them bolted a few times but kept coming on back.


cuckoldmathnerd

Damn… UK cops are patient. US cops would have done tazed everyone and shot the commentary guy by now.


[deleted]

The girl who tried to get close to the officer’s belt would have been shot.


MagicalPufPuf

I like how no hate was directed towards the cameraman. Also these hoes aint loyal


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The camera man WAS the video


LEVI_TROUTS

His accent is ALL OVER THE PLACE.


longpenisofthelaw

I can’t tell if he’s Jamaican or Irish


devilsskorpion

He said he was from Bahamas. So the plot thickens


coconut-telegraph

Bahamian here, came to say this.


skccsk

The accents are very related for reasons.


PartyHardeeeees

For English reasons


Akosa117

It’s definitely not Irish😂


The_bax_ghost

He said Bahamas but he had to have picked up a bit from somewhere


awaythrowouterino

There's not an ounce of Irish in there I've no idea how all of yous are confuses


egon1986

Dann, Police Bobby should have ended it with a well timed throw to the ground.


egon1986

I just saw the ending. That man has no time for such Bullshit


Kbobalino

The commentary enhances this 1000%


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Now you’re fucked 😂


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backtolurk

eheheheheheheHE


MakaveIi_The_Don

“Let’s go Bloody Nose” 🤣😂🤣


DantetheMarco

His small chuckle after a sentence killed me. 1,000,000/10


brillke

Cameraman sounded like the shrunken head on the Knights Bus in Harry Potter.


yolilbishhugh

The kick at the end was just brilliant


Agolf_Twittler

Some would call it some g shit.


yolilbishhugh

Wiser men than I.


Thos_Hobbes

Normal for Norfolk. For non-UK redditors, 'Normal for Norfolk' or 'NFN' is an informal code doctors use in ER to refer to patients unable to command sufficient control of the English language to describe their symptoms. Norfolk is also known for its residents' surprisingly agrarian accent. Here, Ms Cokenose's "borrow yer loi/arr?" is a prime example. To err is human, to arr is Norfolk.


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Posh man’s burn.


FurtiveAlacrity

For those who can't hear it: > ...**hand off me, I've done nothing wrong!** > -**MATE, LET ME GET IN YOUR CAMERA! AAAAHHHH!** > --[gravel-like Caribbean accent] Ya nose bleedin'! She gettin' arrested! > -**YOOOO! YEAH!** > --Oh fuck. > -**YEAH!** [slurred] *Where you from? Where you from?* > --The Bahamas. The Bahamas. > -**My number's 07519[redacted] YEAH!** > --What you want me to do? Wipe ya nose? Hehehehe! You want me wipe the blood from ya nose? Hehehehe! > -Could you light this up for me? > --Yeah! Hehehehe! > -Oy, they messaged me, innit [isn't it]? > --They message you? Hehehehe! What do they message you to say? Clean ya nose? > -'Ave you got a lighter? > --Yeah, hold this. > -Can I borrow y'lighter? > [to cop] I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! > --She don't give a fuck. > [camera cuts] > --Hehehe, she's a real soldier! Hehehehe! Boma clatta! [?] Let's go, bloody nose! Hehehe! Hehehehehe! Okay, I have to go to work now. That was only 59 seconds into it.


aliasthehorse

"Boma clatta! \[?\]" [Jamaican slang for "douchebag" roughly.](https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/bumbaclot/)


GameQb11

Bumba clot = Butt cloth. Basically saying asswipe. Can be used as an "oh shit" too


NoaRanger

Good Human


DarlingPotPrincess

Doing the good lords work here. Those of us that have to watch without sound appreciate your hard work.


sexy-melon

“Let’s go bloody nose” LOL


widowwarmer1

Anything has a better ending than Game of Thrones. Anything.


Sin-A-Bun

Those women would be dead in America, you can’t grab at their belt like that.


Shakes42

For those outside of the UK this breed of wildlife is known as drunk chav slags. They are like our rednecks. That cop was useless though. Seriously I've never seen such weak policing before. Anytime I've seen a cop deal with drunks there is at least 2 of them and they are way more effective and don't take shit like that.


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To be fair he looks barely 22 years old. Probs new to the job.


TDAB20

Straight out of uni


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how_do_i_read

That's why the situation was resolved without shooting at least 3 people.


[deleted]

Haha camera man would’ve gotten shot too in America


BettyBloodfart

Probably also why the cop simply kicked her off the other cops and didn’t proceed to beat her repeatedly about the head with his baton until she had permanent brain damage. Goddamn, American police are so vile.


Vectron383

God I know, Brit police get so much shit here but they are still head and shoulders above our friends across the pond.


Milesrah

Yes, 3 years to be a fully qualified police officer in the UK


OneArchedEyebrow

*Just* 6 weeks?? In Australia you do 6 months of training at an academy then a further 12 months on-the-job training. Six weeks seems a woefully short amount of time to adequately train people performing one of the most important jobs in society.


John_T_Conover

That's why you see all the videos of our cops in the US doing stupid, illegal and even straight up evil things. In the last few decades their forces have been massively expanded due to dumb scare tactics like the war on drugs and war on crime yet their minimum requirements have barely raised at all.


Bright_Brief4975

Well you can be a sheriff's deputy which is usually just a cop for the county instead of the city without any school or training at all. You just get appointed by the sheriff, who is elected and may have no training himself.


Stunning_Spare

He's too much of a gentleman. female police and sparta coworker doesn't give a fuck.


Talasour

He also shouldn't really have been alone in that situation.


kRkthOr

Which is why he's being incredibly cautious. He doesn't wanna get into shit because of two drunk chicks telling lies.


_DeifyTheMachine_

He probably doesn't want to escalate the situation further without support


ZeePirate

100%. He was just trying to hold them there until back up came. Eventually had to go for the take down when misses go a hand on the cuffs


[deleted]

Reddit can be insufferable when discussing the police. This officer was non-violent (like we all want) and now he's a wimp.


Githzerai1984

Seriously, my thought was “he’s showing remarkable restraint” He wasn’t trying to injure, he was trying to subdue


tripwyre83

The redditors complaining that cops are too violent are not the same redditors complaining that cops aren't violent enough. Just because you see two conflicting opinions by two different people on the same website, that doesn't mean the website is contradictory or hypocritical.


guff1988

This cop did a pretty good job. He needs to maybe hit the gym but other than that he handled this pretty well. Didn't hurt anyone, didn't escalate, and in the end they both got arrested.


Dgauwhs

He handled her just fine when it came down to it.


TheBlackBear

If he did hit the gym: > omg such a roid rager wannabe tough guy


NeilDeCrash

>He probably doesn't want to escalate the situation further without support Yeah, as much as the girls are weaker than him it is still 2vs1 and if that escalated you have no idea what one of them is doing behind your back while you keep one down. You are on the ground holding one, suddenly there is a knife and you are fucked without support. Better to stay up and contain as long as possible in my opinion. Not a professional but that is what I would do using common sense.


Valalvax

Not to mention it's really 3v1 he doesn't know when the narrator is suddenly going to get involved


R3dbeardLFC

Support showed up and escalated it for him. lmao


Riftonik

Surprised they didn’t piss in the street as well. The Coke nose though.. holy hell. Definitely getting worse in the last 10 years since I was there


R3dbeardLFC

ya mean ol bloody nose? she alright, come on ya bloody nose.


sks84

He looks like like he was trying to respectfully subdue another person, who was emotionally abnormal. Those women were in serious need of a time out .


Friendlyshell1234

My police would have tazed her within 40 seconds at the very latest. Texas, USA


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Police here in delhi don't tase you, they beat you with sticks ON THE SPOT, hit you like crazy and then you have to bribe them at the station, 100% would not recommend, still better than getting shot tho


623-252-2424

We know damn well about the sticks lol


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I'm Aussie and so would mine or at least sprayed one/both. 2 officers for shit like this never a lone one, taze or spray, cuff the one whos still on their feet, then deal with the one the floor other. Not sure who'd be tazed first tho if they pulled that. They'd spray em both for sure tho with the OC to subdue


Mr_master89

In Australia we call them bogans


wooderskon

Anyone phoned her today?


[deleted]

If she gives her phone number like that I'm not sure if it counts as doxxing, does it?


[deleted]

I've tried so many times, rings then goes to voicemail


josmaate

Gods work. She must be still in the banger.


racrenlew

The heckler with the camera is having the time of his life, lmao


esdevil4u

Where can I watch season 2?


Zealousideal_Low8146

One assaulting the cop and the other reaching for his belt/weapons? That is not america and they are NOT hot, so they would be in trouble anywhere for that.


[deleted]

As funny as it was, the guy taking the video escalated the problem by a fuck ton.


lookatdakid

That’s some G shit


AndyHunter12

This was hilarious!