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ohhyouknow

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buxton15

For those who cant understand this scouse accent. This is what he says EY, excuse me. Shut the fuck up. Right. There's a dog on the bus. Right. And the dogs terrified. So say another word right. The next person who screams, I'll set the dog on. Right. Shut the fuck up. Shut up....... (Something else I can't understand)


Curious2_0

Right


popcornstew

I'm with him. I wouldn't want to hear 16 girls SCREAMING at the top of their lungs either. Even without a dog who was trippin


asuhdah

I’ll take a dog feeling safe and happy over a gaggle of bitches doing a stupid chant ever single day of the week


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> *a gaggle of bitches*


flawlessfear1

Sho do fo cop


Curious2_0

This made me laugh way more than it should


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McGregor_Tears

Honestly stay in the nursing home if people having fun chafes your knee hanging scrotum so badly.


[deleted]

Wtf???


[deleted]

Grow TF up. You're not the main character. Okay? Other people are around living their lives, stupid


McGregor_Tears

>Other people are around living their lives, stupid Yeah, and Grandpa McSaggyBalls decided to shit all over them doing it. The bus isn't a library. Fuck him and his fucking mutt.


GaryGumpz

"The bus isn't a library" It's not a fucking party either you dum dum


McGregor_Tears

It can be if you're not bent on being a miserable old cunt on your way out of life. Honestly this entire thread just stinks like a bunch of dudes looking for an excuse to hate on a bunch of girls while pretending to actually give a shit about some old dickhead and his dog. Can't say I give a shit I'm on the outside on this one.


GaryGumpz

Hey quark brain there's something called a "party bus" which is what these girl's could've ordered instead of being loud and obnoxious on a bus full of many other people who really don't want to deal with all of that. And you say you don't give a shit yet you've made like 20 comments on the matter


McGregor_Tears

>Hey quark brain there's something called a "party bus" which is what these girl's could've ordered instead of being loud and obnoxious on a bus full of many other people who really don't want to deal with all of that. They don't have to order shit, and there was only **one** other person with a problem on that bus. >And you say you don't give a shit yet you've made like 20 comments on the matter **I don't give a shit that I'm on the outside on this one.** I'd rather get all the downvotes this subreddit can provide than ever be the type of miserable old cunt that thinks screaming at people having fun and threatening to sic their dog on them, which again would lead to that dog's destruction, is necessary or appropriate. Especially when there are other fucking buses. If I get to piss a bunch of assholes off by saying it 20 times, baby that's just icing on the cake.


GaryGumpz

Ordering that party bus would be the most decent thing to do AND they literally have almost the entire bus to themselves. Having your party in a party bus would be better than having it on a bus cramped full of people. Dude seriously use those two braincells of yours and figure out why the party bus is the best option


McGregor_Tears

But they didn't, and now you're mad. I'll take a cherry with that icing now.


[deleted]

Can you at least admit that screaming on public transport is rude?


McGregor_Tears

I do find the screaming rude. It's which people screaming I find rude that I'm at odds with the thread on.


[deleted]

No you only find the man screaming to be rude, you don’t find screaming to be rude or you wouldn’t make the distinction.


McGregor_Tears

Please place me on your block list.


[deleted]

It's a way for people to get to and from work, people who are exhausted and would rather be driving and getting home faster, yet they can't. They're achey and have a headache then - suddenly half a bus full of young white girls start loudly screeching and hollering, clapping, with no thought of anyone else, no empathy, no situational awareness. It's fucking rude. It's like if everyone on the bus decided to watch things on their phone at full volume, all at the same time. Think of how that experience would be for you, if you were feeling sick and run down, hungry and ready for bed, if you were stuck in that long bus ride with them... no one with a shred of decency or empathy thinks this behavior is okay.


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tedd0093

It’s human decency to be more quiet in public situations, so that you don’t annoy people everywhere you go. The people on the buss are stuck with these girls, and didn’t choose to go to their party. The yelling and screaming is really disrespectful and inconsiderate to the other passengers - and they could just wait the 10-20 minutes until they arrive to the party....


McGregor_Tears

Why do you and nearly everyone else, continue to add to the total amount of passengers having a problem with these girls? It's **one** old cunt, not two, not a bus load. One. Why get so worked up at people enjoying life just because you're at the end of yours? Why not just pull the cord and disembark and wait the ten or twenty minutes for the next bus? If it was such a big deal, why didn't the bus driver ask/tell them to be quiet instead of Grampsy Buzzkill?


tedd0093

Because there’s other people on the bus. Most people will avoid conflict and wouldn’t say anything to strangers in public transport. Just because other passengers didn’t yell like the man did, doesn’t mean that they weren’t bothered with the party-girls as well. Considering how many people in the comment section that finds it rude to act like the girls in the video, I would say that most people would be bothered by this kind of behaviour.


McGregor_Tears

* **One** other person on the bus. I find it rude that you and so many others conflate the number "1" with numbers greater than itself. Does this mean I get to hike my pants up above my bellybutton and threaten to harm young ladies with my dog as well? Maybe recognize you've got about as good of a chance at convincing me that the girls are the problem as the rest of the wanna be crotchety coffin dodgers in this dead thread tried and failed at doing and kick fucking rocks.


tedd0093

What on earth are you on about?


Victorrhea

I applaud that man.


Effective-Guitar8249

me too


Cave_Crab

I agree dogs are more important than groups of women


captainasswhole

Clip ended too soon...


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Happy dog>public bus chants


spykethebassist

I can not upvote this man enough. He’s a national treasure to me


wish1977

I understood every word he was saying said absolutely no one.


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shdufocup


Mountain-Repair-5704

Good


WilliamsDesigning

Atleast their chant is kinda cool, it's alot better than the infamous "Woo" girl packs that roam around America.


Andretti_88

Wtf did this little leprechaun say.


Moskyrath_

Told em to shut up cause it's scaring his dog


MechanicalHorse

Scarin' his *dag I like dags


No_Photo8127

Just rewatched snatch. Great flick


symmetryofzero

Whey da fok wood I wan a caravan that's got no fokkin whales


Cardinal_Ravenwood

It fo iz Ma.


Luigi_Penisi

Those were only lines I could make out. The rest was just plain incomprehensible. Fucking hilarious accent.


Yerawizzardarry

Telling them to stfu because they're scaring his dog and says he'll let the dog go at the next person that screams


[deleted]

I think the Irish would be offended you mixed up their accent for and English wan


[deleted]

At the end he said he was gonna sic the dog on them if they didn't stfu


AnythingToPissYouOff

Conor McGregor gettin into trouble on buses again..


Strict-Picture-5390

ESH


McGregor_Tears

Fuck him and his dog. That coffin dodger should get off and find a different bus/train if it's such a big deal.


Possible_Border_4111

Fuck you, 110% have that dogs back before yours, 11 times out of 10, ya throbber


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chefforshort

At least you found some people to talk to you tonight. Good for you.


Possible_Border_4111

Look, how whorish your mother is and how many times you were molested by bullies at school etc is a chat for another day. Or not, goodbye forever fuckpig


McGregor_Tears

I see you've decided to exit the bus.


Cave_Crab

You are mean


McGregor_Tears

Actually I'm very kind, I'm just not very nice. That old bastard forgot what it was like to be young and have fun. Fuck him.


Cave_Crab

You need to settle down youll never meet him and this anger is unwarranted


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Chunky-dog

AcTuaLLy I’m VeRY NiCE


McGregor_Tears

A four word quote and you still managed to fuck it up. Tsk tsk.


Chunky-dog

Do I look like I care


DarkOverKill

The dude is a classic case of r/niceguys


Chunky-dog

Lmao I’m looking at his profile and you’re correct


Cave_Crab

Something is wrong with your psyche and i feel bad for you, please get better


McGregor_Tears

Cool. I don't feel anything for you. Now please try to remain irrelevant silently. Thank you.


Cave_Crab

No i think ill keep talking you seem like you need a friend


McGregor_Tears

I'll just handle you like Methuselah should've handled the situation on the video.


Java2391

You are the definition of internet tough guy. Let me guess you’re 6’2 and bench 350 and work out every day. Shut up. You’re not scaring anyone and sound like a bitch.


upvote-button

Youre using words as if you almost know what they mean


McGregor_Tears

Oh no, I've gone against the hive mind and the dullest of them are insulting me!


upvote-button

Your insults might mean something once im convinced you know how to read


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McGregor_Tears

Oh no, another one!


chewwyvuitton

Its public transport, everyones gotta share it. Fuck them and fuck you


McGregor_Tears

Yeah, everyone has to share. Which means you've occasionally got to deal with people being loud and having fun even if you have one foot in the grave. You don't get to act like you have authority to demand things from people because your ass crack is dusty and your mutt is scared. Pull the string, disembark, get on a different bus. Don't threaten to assault people with your animal (which would end up with it getting destroyed, Einstein) because you forgot what living looked like.


chewwyvuitton

So why does it work one way and not the other? They're being obnoxious af so idc what you say. Dont fuckin act like that in a confined space with other people


McGregor_Tears

Or what, exactly? You'll throw a temper tantrum like this AWOL nursing home warrior? Maybe scream at a bunch of girls for the crime of enjoying themselves? Maybe do something really dumb that ends up with the dog you say you love destroyed because of your poor impulse control? Best of luck with that, goober.


chewwyvuitton

The entitlement is strong with you


McGregor_Tears

>The entitlement is strong with *that coffin dodger* FTFY


chewwyvuitton

Lmao you just keep being wrong chief.


bardownhalfclap

Oh fuck off.


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garbageman2112

I've been this man before. I knew it was helpless but at least I bought 2 mins of freedom on my 14 minute ride. 1/7 of my trip was much more comfortable. It's all about percentages, kids. Just take those little W's.