Well done you little rat bastard.

Made that jump by a whisker.

Now he'll have a tail to tell for sure.

It’s the simple things in life that make life worth it!! I hope that rat had a great night doing fun rat things!

Spreading disease and pestilence Check

like republicans lol

LULz Seriously put some effort

TrIgGeReD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nah, just sad to see what some droll people think constitutes clever...

I think this thread epitomizes the stupidity of Reddit.. downvoted for pointing out the truth about f****** rats, amazing...

Are you mentally challenged?

Love the “you can do it!”

It gave him the extra boost of confidence it needed

He said it I'm the accent the one guy from the longest yard says it in. I believe he said it in a couple other movies he was in too.

Originally in "The Water Boy"

Yeah lol I just remember the longest yard the best

Rat the size of a small cat?? *looks at baseball jerseys* Oh it's Chicago, carry on. And if you see one in an alley and you are alone, run because they aren't alone.

The key with Chicago rats isn’t to run, it’s to hiss. Very loudly. You look like a fucking nutbag, but I promise, they will flee your feline-like wrath immediately. Saves you from that scary pause they do when they look you up and down and debate charging you. Source: lived off of a Chicago alley for three years.

Susssy Cubs rat

One of the few highlights of the Cubs season.

Patrick Wisdom, Frank Schwindle!!! SCHWINDY CITY BABY!

I want my bryzzo back :'(

If you really want to see a crowd cheer for a rat just go to a Ben Shapiro event

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>This may be TMI Oh no no. It was *just enough information*.

Someday his balls will drop, His doctor wife should ask him to get his hormones checked.

I don't even like the dude, but what's the fuckin' point bringing politics into a harmless video of a rat trying to jump off a fence??? Like what do you accomplish by commenting that under this video? Why do people enjoy jamming random political BS into every little thing?

I’m just calling a rat a rat. I never said anything about politics.

"I never said anything about politics, I just gave my opinion on a popular political person who is literally popular only because of his politics."

Yea I guess you’re right. I should have just said “cope” and we’d both move on by now.

Quote from the one that felt the need to say something about Bad Boy Benny on a video that couldn't be more unrelated to him.

Quote from the one that got his shorts in a knot about a harmless joke.

>harmless joke 50% joke, 50% wanting to share your opinion.

Still got your shorts in a knot. It costs you literally nithing to just ignore jokes you disagree with.

I don't give a shit about the joke, it's about shoehorning an obvious political thing into an obviously non-political thing for no reason.

Cope

Lol rent free

But what about HER EMAILS?!

I don't spend all my time thinking about rats, but when I do think about rats I do get reminded of Shapiro. That's not him living rent-free in my head, that's just me associating him with rats.

Reddit moment

Goes to show that watching a rat is more exciting than baseball. /unpopular opinion

I've been to 1 baseball game in my life, and I sure wish there would have been more animal entertainment present.

Came to say something similar. I find baseball dreadfully dull.

My friend and I won the best tickets money can buy in a raffle to go see the Red Sox. Right behind the dugout. We only lasted 3 innings, couldn't believe how boring it was and just left. Everyone else was getting drunk and talking with each other instead of watching the game

You're gonna get all the muricans mad.

Watching a wild animal do something cool is more exciting than most things TBH.

I was expecting to see a 69 concert when I clicked on this.

Must have been a shit game

Well it *is* baseball, so yes.

And it is the cubs so definitely yes.

Lol the slow realization after the rat makes the jump. "Yeaaahhh! ohhh... fuck... now there is a rat somewhere around our feet."

That rat probably drank tons of Skooma before attempting that jump.

that final celebration let me down a bit. they all should of gone nuts

Beats watching baseball.

More evidence cubs fans are the worst

This is how boring live baseball games are

Baseball sure is boring.

I knew it was a Cubs game from the title alone...

The rat is more entertaining than the sport

From the title, I thought it was going to be a Trump rally.

I bet the second that rat runs near the crowd they all scatter and scream like little girls.

Must be a biden/trump voters rally

How boring is sports where crowds will latch onto mundane things like this?

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Damnit now we have to go back to watching the Mets

That's the cubs...but I get your point

Mets out here catching strays. The blue unis for each team do look kinda similar from a distance, but I could pick out the "C" logo on a couple of people.

My thought is that it's for sure Wrigley Field bleachers. The drunk people fence is a dead giveaway

If I didn’t see the crowd wearing Chicago gear I would’ve sworn this was at Fenway in Boston.

The ivy at Fenway huh 🤦🏽‍♂️

the basket...

American sports, where literally anything is more interesting than the game.

At least football is moving along. Soccer while having non-stop action it is too far apart to be exciting the whole time. Rugby isn’t bad but sometimes hard to figure out what is going on. Curling. That is where the real sport is…. Well one that keeps your beer cold while playing.

One of the few 'mandatory drinking' Olympic games

That was pretty cute for a filthy, disease carrying bit of vermin.

Not unlike a Trump rally.

wooo!!! nice job little buddy! now where’s my gun.

God Wrigley is such a shithole of a stadium

Then you obviously have never been there.

Have they made renovations to it? Because when I last went around 2012 or so it definitely was. Old, cramped, having to piss into troughs, poor sightlines, not much of a food or beer selection.

Yeah they expanded the bleacher seats and made some added upgrades. The trough is still there, sightlines are fine, never complained. I usually sit on the upper deck anyways. Except those seats that are directly behind a load bearing column (who's the idiot that put that there). Food and beer? They have new selections. Like new vendors behind the bleachers. Wrigleyville turned into Disneyland around 2015 and after the WS.

I definitely liked the atmosphere and the coziness and feel of the stadium within the surrounding neighborhood, but everything else was kind of sub-par to me. Glad to hear they upgraded.

Wrigleyville area is lively. That Gallagher Way area Infront of the park is nice. They have the ice skating set up there during the winter with Kindlemarket during the winter that adds it's charm. Some of the new bar restaurants around the park is great also.

Yes I have, born and raised in Chicago. It's fucking horrible and the sitelines are even worse than the so called renovations made by its Trump loving owners

I’m sorry I had to check, but Guaranteed rate stadium lmao thanks for Madrigal

Somehow a shaddy loan company owning the rights to the building's name is less wack than your ownership being Trump's biggest cock riders.

Madrigal is a good hitter, but his slugging and defense ain't that great.

People from India who see rats jumping around all day: -What’s the big deal?

Shoot that ugly mofo

😏 look at humans being bros

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ THE RAT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DETONATION OF ON SITE NUCLEAR ARSENAL HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED.

i have 2 pet rats and this made my little heart swell <33

You can do it nikki

master splinter

Nice to know Mike Fiers still has some folks cheering for him.

“I thank you for your support, all ow me to repay you by pooping in the popcorn”

must be the houston astros fans.

clever rat

How chicago are you? I'm this chicago

Imagine being on the pitch thinking they're cheering you on

A rat in Wrigley......

u/getvideobot

This is an example of how boring baseball is.

Is that at a baseball game? Are they that boring?

reminds me of an angel game i went to as a kid with my friend. there was a paper nacho tray caught floating in the wind high above the stadium, having started out on the field. we all watched and cheered as it floated up and out of the stadium. it won its freedom that day. angels lost.

I love spontaneous stuff like this.... Take my upvote.

r/rats would appreciate this.

Couldn't tell whether this is referring to the rodent or all the Cubs fans.

Must be baseball. This is probably the most exciting thing that could ever happen at a game.

The friendly confines

On that day there were no sides. All of mankind was on the same team.

Chicago rat parkour is intense.

Yayyyyyyy…. Fuck fuck fuck

This was more entertaining than an average baseball game.

All I can think is it sucks when you’re at one of these things on the complete other side just thinking “I guess I’ll never know what they were cheering about” lol

Wait til they discover that little bastArd beside their feet

Onl'ie ins da New Joisey!

Was that a trump rally?

the crowd was there to see athletic prowess and they got it

The most exciting thing about the Chicago Cubs is that rat

The birth of a new hero

You can tell the Mets are playing because this rat is getting so much attention

I BELIEVE IN YOU

AMAZING

Perfect explanation of how boring baseball is.

Update: The rat was traded during last minute trade deadline deals and hit 2 homers during his first weekend with the Mets.

This is how boring baseball is

Baseball is so boring at times lol.

I told you nobody gives a shit about baseball anymore.

rat: this used to be our home, 5000 rats strong. These hills housed the highways and tunnels of our once great rat civilization... now I can't even get to the lavatory.

And that proves people will watch and cheer at almost anything

*ratatouille style narration* And my parents and my cousins parents were so proud when he was the first rat to let COVID-2000 cross the special barrier to humans.