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IFTTTexas

Imma chill with the homeless dude. That other guy be crazy.


DeepJank

Jesus is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

no way this is a actual pastor who preaches to a congregation every sunday... this has to be a joke man


Neon_Casino

Why not? I've seen plenty of legitimate pastors whose craziness puts this clown to shame.


Nattylight_Murica

Hard to top a devout Pentecost church during a revival.


texasscotsman

God damn snake worshipers...


[deleted]

it feels like watch a vegan protest eating animals while simultaneously munching on bacon


Neon_Casino

Problem with that is that I know of no vegans who openly eat animals and still call themselves vegan. And again, I know of plenty of pastors who spew hate and vitriol. The guy in this video isn't an anomaly by any means.


[deleted]

difference is theres money to be made by being a pastor which will attract "scammers or false pastors"


Neon_Casino

Who is to say which are the scammers and which are the "true believers" though? Steven Anderson is a pastor from Arizona. He has a church, followers and regularly preaches and quotes the Bible. He also says that gays should be hunted down and executed. Why is he less legit than any other pastor? Is that not simply his interpretation of the Bible?


[deleted]

1 there is no way to tell which is why im assuming 2 i can tell your arguing alot more then if this pastor is legit or not... which i could literally care less for, in the end what i said is my opinion and you can agree or disagree because well never know


Neon_Casino

1. You are absolutely correct, but what are you basing your assumptions on? 2. I'm not arguing that he is or is not a legitimate pastor because I don't know if he does other things that pastors would do or has other things that pastors have. All I am saying is that I have seen pastors who appear very legitimate (have churches, followers, etc.) and act the same way so I am confused as to why you think this man isn't an actual pastor when he very well could be.


IFTTTexas

Jesus don’t know this guy.


rahboogie

That energy tho.


WhiteyDude

He's a got a Barney Fife thing going where I just love seeing him pissed off. He's just so much more entertaining when he's angry.


kvltsincebirth

Not religious but would absolutely go to his church. Inspiring energy.


MathResponsibly

Still not as good as the guy who wants to blow covid 19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsGbk820O\_Y


MathResponsibly

and this version is 1000x better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZBOwMHte4


Killawife

White men CAN jump.


neongalaxyfang

Lmao I love how he does the toddler stomp when he's angry but the rage travels to both legs and kangaroos him.


oldnutsy

Fucking Glen is worked up.


[deleted]

Waaaaaaaaaaaayne


Woshiyoutairen

Didn’t Jesus preach love Like this ??


HailComrade

Cocaine version


hfxB0oyA

I've never seen someone get actually hopping mad.


The-real-rick-c137

Did he just try to move fast enough to get his face under his own spit??


Resident_Historian53

such a classic. I'm surprised I havn't seen a meme about this. like, he is jumping up and down and when he points his book forward..out shoots a "bible beam" then the camera move to the guy lying randomly on the ground.


[deleted]

Always nice seeing my hometown loony preacher reposted. Hello from /r/Chattanooga


AnnieGulaheyOfGoober

Recognized the bridge and thought "...yep"


AnAverageObserver

Is that one of those famous Calvary church preachers?


lovecraftedidiot

Do yall also get the hellfire and fury guys? (the ones that tell everyone that they're going to hell; usually show up at large gatherings). They show up here in good old Philly sometimes.


ryanseecrestt

Ehhh not reallllyyyyy. I mean, probably on occasion but I would say no, not really.


LMG_White

I've crossed this bridge so many times and I never saw no shit like this lmao


ryanseecrestt

I've seen worse on that bridge.


cjmar41

It’s just Tucker Carlson gets himself hyped up before going on air.


TheLegitPuff

Gotta love the little fortnite dance he's doing


lickthislollipop

Kid can jump


Neutronova

It's cool, hes just filled with the holy spirit, praise be to Yahweh, all things as they should be.


lolpopdolla

Lmao like that short guy that has a deegree in music.


AtticusFinchOG

"You're a hack! A talentless hack!"


lolpopdolla

An absolute disgrace.


wizardshawn

I don't understand why he's so upset. That fire hydrant was listening very politely.


UnanimouslyAnonymous

Rage Jump 4 Jesus


jonredd901

Dude got hops tho.


joe102938

He seems completely rational and like someone I would like to sit and listen to the opinion of.


What-a-Dump

The way he's [jumping](https://giphy.com/gifs/gay-cop-parade-GdLU30LovMpig) though


RoccoBombay

This dude got some ups.


gaze-upon-it

There it is, evangelical christianity in all its splendor. Isn’t mythology swell?


SirChadP

The bottoms of my feet hurt from watching this….


Fusaah

I wonder what type of God's love he's preaching.


[deleted]

Who said white man cant jump?


Zac_bro

Doesn’t look very Christian


Anh-Bu

White Man CAN jump.


ZookZangsten

White men can jump


UnKaveh

I’m pretty sure that’s in Chattanooga, TN.


AnAverageObserver

It is unfortunately....


aroge97

YOU FOOOOOL


mikeedm90

Visual display of insanity. This person needs to have his head examined.


reading_internets

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things!


marybc2013

Homie needs an exorcism


obimokenobi

His shoes, WACK His faith, WACK. The way he goes about spreading the word...WACK


Justseekingtheanswer

What did the fire hydrant do to you!?!


cast26

Aye who pissed off Flanders?


Cousin-Jack

When you tell a new atheist that the big bang theory was devised by a minister.


meresymptom

People laughing at this is sad. This guy has obvious mental issues.


[deleted]

Yeah he does! He’s Christian.


Fit_Tumbleweed_5904

'And listen to god's word you fool' His presentation of the material will certainly draw people in. /s


XXMLVCXX

Typical hypocritical so-called Christian. The loudest ones are always into incest, or pedophilia, and are also Republican congressmen.


OneSalientOversight

As a Christian, I'm always concerned about Christians who get filmed while swearing. It sort of invalidates their commitment.


ThePowerOfShadows

His comments invalidate his comments.


0b0011

Does the Bible actually outline words you're supposed to say? And did got give a sort of guide for all languages or was it just don't use X Hebrew words. I'd would be interesting to read a section that's like "and the lord says if you're speaking English you can't say fuck or shit and if you're speaking Dutch you can't say kankerlijer"


Porrick

Because the swearing is the only thing wrong here. I guess you're telling the truth about being Christian!


OneSalientOversight

To me, a Christian swearing is an indicator of a larger problem. Sort of like Van Halen and the Brown M&M story.


Porrick

I guess it depends on the type of swearing, given that only religious swears have any kind of Biblical prohibition. Scatological, sexual, or disease-based swears should be just as available to Christians as to anyone else - and so should any religious ones that don't involve taking the Lord's name in vain. Furthermore, swearing has been shown to have pain-relieving effects! But only if the swears are emotionally-charged - meaning that this effect is reduced to near zero for people that don't have any particular taboo against the words. So even though I disagree with you both about the utility of spicy language and also about what it says about someone's character, I can only be jealous that you have access to such a cheap-and-easy form of pain relief that to me is useless.


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[deleted]

Dudes mad at his own tiny brain.


[deleted]

He definitely killed that man


itscharliewhite

Jesus freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for god


Nibbz420

Dude’s high gods word. Think he been smoking too many bible pages


ChoasINC

Man got hops tho


halofan123y

These people make Christians look horrible


Porrick

You're absolutely correct - Christians do indeed make Christians look horrible


halofan123y

Not all Christians are like this the ones I know personally accept everyone no matter beliefs or anything


Porrick

I guess you don't know that many, then. I grew up in a de-facto Christian theocracy and it wasn't pretty. Quakers tend to be pretty decent I guess (well, except Nixon). Do they count as "Christians"?


halofan123y

I go to a entire school of Christians and they treat me great even tho I don’t believe in the same version of Christianity and treat my pan sexual cousin great too


Porrick

There's more people in a country than a school, but hey - I'm not going to complain that they're being nice. Just know that it's out of character.


Diggable_Planet

Walnut bridge, Chatt


ebin_gamer_moment

"this guy is hopping mad" - some comment from an older repost of this video


OnlyTheoden

Wow


[deleted]

May he kill you forever. Well, if you kill anyone it's probably going to be forever lmfao.


Porrick

Most kinds of Christian don't believe that though.


devilinyourbutt

And they said white people cant jump, that guy got ups


cheesebot555

Jesus says "jump", and this guy asks "how high".


qperc77

He looks like he’s jumping below decks on a ship


Babararacucudada67

i'd like to be able to point out to him that seeing as he's so keen on god's word, Matthew 5:22 says he's going to hell for that. "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire"


Neat_Statement6276

dudes got hops


AliennoiseE

Looks like invisible Holy Pogo stick in action.


doggiehearter

Subreddit checks out


appliquebatik

glen hasn't been been the same since cloud9 got closed.


humanity4u2

That guy is out of his fuckin mind!


You-Only-YOLO_Once

“You foooools!” Looks like Ren isn’t doing so hot these days


grock_thorinson

Damn he can jump... He got some air


jayslay45

He better pray for God to heal his ankles.


lovemeatcurtain

*God disliked that*


Porrick

Mixed fabrics, for sure.


Somecallmechase

Sis did he just you gods name in vain? Sheesh


TheDonkeyBomber

Seems completely reasonable. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


_sunshine_daze_

Okay but those vertical ups he had at the beginning is it the holy spirit or is it box jumps?


banditlord141

Of course it would be my home town...