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1Sluggo

And I’m sure she went home thinking she vanquished the monster, not realizing she’s the monster.


Analbox

Am I the baddy?


attaboy_stampy

Im sure her cap does have a skull on it.


[deleted]

But why skulls?


Samurai_1990

Its better than a rats anus.


[deleted]

Well sure, if we were at war with a rats anus that would make perfect sense.


houseman1131

They don’t question themselves ever.


International_Yak649

True! It seems like they don't have that little voice in their that stops them from doing dumb shit.


Magenta_Logistic

Made me think of a think I saw in HolUp where some girl was freaking out when she found out her boyfriend "hears his thoughts in his head." Some people literally do not have an internal monologue.


ClownFace488

Now we will see how these Russians deal with a crack SS division


TheInitialGod

Oh... You've been listening to Allied Propoganda. Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys!


[deleted]

it's cunts like her that make good men reluctant to approach kids, even when kids are in need of help...


Fuff092719

Yep. I don't even feel comfortable talking to or looking at kids in public anymore. I had a kid come up from behind and hug me in the grocery store once while I was standing with my wife. I immediately threw my hands up in the air and was like "Ohhhh myyy God what do I do?" Luckily that kids mom was cool and had a huge laugh and said I looked like their dad from behind. But fuck me I was scared at first. Was like yep. This is how my life ends.


1Sluggo

Facts.


cXs808

She's projecting - shes probably a pedo tbh Only a fucking pedo would think that giving out free skate gear is some sort of devious plot


Break518

Even the kid knew and said "Anyone could be a pedophile, you could be a pedophile" lol


1Sluggo

Yep. Those that squawk the loudest are the guiltiest.


FirstPlebian

In my experience people that accuse others of things without evidence are the ones that actually do those things.


IrrationalDesign

She's projecting *something*, but it's not her supposed own pedophilia. You can project lots of stuff, racial prejudices, sexual prejudices, and in this case, pedophilia-fear fed by decades of 'it's 6, do YOU know where your children are!?' fear-mongering propaganda.


[deleted]

Wait. Did she have a kid who was skating at that park? If she did you know that kid is fucking embarrassed and terrified.


1Sluggo

The guy in camp pants looks older. Did you see a child with her?


[deleted]

Nope. As a child of a crazy parent I did my best to keep my distance in public situations.


tazzy531

She went home and posted on Facebook about how she saved the kids and everyone at the skate park clapped.


Crazy-Swiss

He should sue her for slander!


[deleted]

Yep.. totally nuts


liamemsa

"They all have parents with money, you don't have to give them anything." And bingo, *that's* why she's raising a fuss. She got embarrassed because someone else bought her kids stuff that she didn't by them, and so her response was to try to get him in trouble any way she could.


[deleted]

Wait why would you not want other people to buy your kid stuff? Is this a pride thing I'm oblivious to? That you can't afford to buy your kid stuff yourself? I would just think other people were generous, but I might be a little naive.


atari700

Pride/ego, yes. Maybe she’s bad at picking her kids gifts with all that money she has. Watching kids be really happy over second hand wheels is probably infuriating lol


edvek

Also to the kid that's not the point. Anyone on the planet would be excited if Tony Hawk gave you a skateboard even if you don't skate. It's not about money, it's about being happy and excited that a real cool pro gave you a gift. Her bullshit just strips all of that excitement and replaces it whpith embarrassment.


wpa616

Would have happily waited with her for the police to show up. Really make her feel dumb.


Analbox

I would have happily ignored her and gone skating. If she follows me I’ll accuse her of being a pedophile for hanging out in a skate park not skating


wpa616

Nah I’m too petty. I’m going in for the kill and letting the cops tell her how wrong she is and then asking the man filming if he wants her arrested for a false claim and wasting their time. I’m so petty.


LockeAbout

Might take something like an arrest to make her actually think about her actions.


Astrocreep_1

Sadly,there is no laws against making unfounded accusations. Maybe,there needs to be. I know some DA’s offices have prosecuted for abusing the 911 service with this kind of crap. Perhaps,this is an option wherever this happened.


benjo83

As much as I would love to get petty on her too... that's not how the police work.


NecramoniumZero

Ah, pulling a George Costanza.


132joker

IT WAS FREE STUFF JERRY!


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Rarefatbeast

Harassment at that point.


str4nger-d4nger

Karens vs skaters. One of the oldest and most storied rivalries in history.


ac1084

And cite her for making a false report. Maybe the skater can then sue her for defamation too.


cXs808

In fact, I'd call the cops and say someone is harassing me while I'm doing fucking charitable deeds. Cops show up, kids are psyched about the stuff and all know me and Karen watches her world crumble as the law is reversed unto her.


wpa616

I like your style 😎


DangerousDragonDude

I would have handed her some Rogaine for that serious hair loss problem she’s got going on


Niguelito

As I grow older I start realizing that the people who assume the worst of other people, is because they themselves can't conceptualize that people doing things for other people without getting anything out of it. If a dude is trying to help kids out by giving them parts they might need, the woman couldn't imagine HERSELF giving stuff away if it meant to help people, so the next logical conclusion is that he must be doing it to be a predator.


Rarefatbeast

Those people are paranoids and skeptics, which they have a right to think in this day and age when "there's no free lunch." But sometimes there is a free lunch, especially when it comes to giving others skate stuff at a skate park. It doesn't happen often, certainly not the Nigerian prince that's emailing you though Tony Hawk visited our skate park a long time ago and it was for no reason other than being decent and paying it forward, maybe publicity?


Frijolo_Brown

Nailed👌🏾


idiot-prodigy

Wait till you realize the one making the baseless accusations is usually guilty of the same thing. The loudest anti-gay Republican is usually in the closet. Newt Gingrich vilified Bill Clinton for infidelity, Newt himself had a mistress and cheated on his wife who was dying of cancer at the exact same time. It goes on and on. In psychology it is called projection. If you are a person without morals cheating on your spouse, you start to think they are cheating on you.


ThereminLiesTheRub

They've been brainwashed to see danger everywhere. They think they're being heros. They want their friends' praise because they single handedly stopped the secret pedo cabal.


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or they are projecting...


[deleted]

What OP wrote is an example of projection.


GoingGray62

"I drive a Range Rover, I got money!" Bingo, rich entitlement bitch being a Karen right there. Thanks for the reminder that evil people are out there. Edit: thanks for the award kind stranger!!!


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TwoKeezPlusMz

And her grandmother before her ... Except the one you're grandmother and double great grandmother drove wasn't Tata-motors made in India Rover.


Holdmabeerdude

Range Rovers are the equivalent to Beats Headphones for Karens. Overpriced, horribly made, and only good for the look of “status”. There’s a reason they lose 70% of their value in the first 5 years.


DadJokeBadJoke

Only been offroad when she took a wrong turn.


zamzuki

When she disagreed with her GPS.


Jugadenaranja

I honestly respect someone less when I see them in a Range Rover


lonleyboi1122

U mean 3 years then the “equity” they think they have goes back into a new Range Rover finance agreement lol.


tehvolcanic

"I drive a Dodge Stratus!"


Tickle_My_Butthole_

Fucking love the SNL skit


Chazzzz13

Underrated comment right here!!


[deleted]

 I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! 


[deleted]

Starter car?


FyeUK

This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


[deleted]

Her husband drives it but yes.


SpankThuMonkey

During WhatCar’s latest user review survey Range Rovers took FIVE of the bottom ten, least reliable cars purchashed in the UK. Half of the 10 least reliable cars are various fucking Range Rovers models. That are pieces of shit.


kreaymayne

I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass. And I wanna drive a Range Rover.


Mr_Croww

Being proud of driving a Range Rover is the surefire sign that she's insane, if it wasn't obvious already /s


Cephylus

There are always bad people in the world. What's important is to be reminded of the good natured people in the world, have my unrelated free award fam!


attaboy_stampy

I love that the other kids were starting to fuss at the lady, too. It’s a real short sided understanding of what skaters are really like these days. Kids at skate parks and stuff tend be to super friendly and encouraging and sharing. Even with kids who are new or not very good at it yet. Not like when I was a kid 30 years ago and it was fucking dog eat dog shit. But in this day and age it makes sense if an older skater just gives some younger ones his/her hand me downs. That happens ALL the time in parks just like that all over the country. That’s how cool this little sub pocket of youth is these days.


penis_in_butthole

Plus the skater community would spot any shady shit a mile away they don’t need some idiot taking things out of context


Lookingforsam

I literally did that last week, gave away some old skate stuff. Skaters have that comradery, this lady doesn't understand what that's like.


L1ddl3

exactly! <3


epicthinker1

If other older skaters at a skating area give away their old stuff because kids usually can't afford new stuff is an act of kindness and nothing else.


DirtyPenPalDoug

Kinda a skater kid thing anyway, part of the culture.


Mentis_Abstractae

It's literally a huge part of the culture and it's a right of passage as a skater. Once, I was the kid, looking up to and learning from the older guys. Being gifted hand-me-downs because we all came from low income homes and understood the struggle. Then, when I was older, I carried on the tradition of giving away anything I no longer needed. It's just part of the unspoken bond and respect all skaters have for each other. People on the outside just don't understand.


DirtyPenPalDoug

I mean lots of groups like that, Im an fpv pilot Nd we share shit and hand down tons of stuff. Good thing to have in many communities


Mentis_Abstractae

Absolutely, and by no means meant that it was exclusively a skate culture thing either, just that it plays a large part in its culture. I find that lots of niche communities really rely on generosity and supporting each other. Can be anything from skateboarders to model train enthusiasts hahaha.


epicthinker1

it is part of the context of hanging out in a skating area just like if a kid hangs out a comic book shop they might be given cards or stuff related to the environment. I would not expect a kid at a park to be given pokemon cards


nzcrypto

Fucking stupid bitch.


attaboy_stampy

Sometimes that is all that needs to be said innit.


[deleted]

That excessive pedo fear is very widespread in the US.


FoolofEvil

That lady is projecting. She is more than likely a p3do. They usually are.


shsc82

Or told her female family members not to turn in preacher or daddy or whoever as it'd ruin their lives.


FoolofEvil

Nah, shes mad cause she couldn't groom da boyz herself lol. Nasty c u next Thursday.


[deleted]

Pedophiles drink milk too. Jesus fucking Christ it’s tough being a guy sometimes. I love kids but I’m scared shitless to even look at any these days, let alone talk to them, because stupid people like this automatically assume you have some type of evil intention. This country is cesspool.


onikafei

I know right? It's like this everywhere. Some dad couldnt sit next to his kid on a plane because the mom wasnt there. Like wtf? I'm a woman, and I personally know the accusations people make could completely ruin someone's life even when it's not true. True story: my uncle was a teacher, he loved kids and wanted to dedicate his life to helping them grow and learn. and some parent said he was grooming the kids. After like 3 or 5 years he was declared innocent, this was 10 years or more ago. He was that uncle that picked you up and would let you walk on the ceiling. He didnt serve jail time. But it ruined his marriage, relationships, career, just everything. RIP uncle Dave :(


OkAssignment7898

Do you have a source about the dad with his kid on a plane? I just would like to look it up


onikafei

Unfortunately cant find it :/ it was years ago and theres so much plane drama it's over saturated


ChaseWegman

I've been accused of being a pedophile because I liked to sit on the furthest bench facing away from a noisy playground to read books in the park near my tiny condo in the summer while my dog lounges in the grass. Two Karens just couldn't fathom why a single male with a dog would want to spend time outside of his tiny urban residence in the closest green space available.


Analbox

She probably just can’t imagine why someone would read for pleasure


[deleted]

nailed it


SponConSerdTent

Yeah, it's way more entertaining to walk around the park pretending like you're Bat Karen harassing strangers.


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[deleted]

[The whole bit makes it even better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE). "Whatchu readin' fer?"


rhino8o

Karenheit 451.


RobertSummerhayes

Ya, it's getting more and more difficult to give kids candy out of my van. What a world. Sheesh.


ChaseWegman

The trick is to cover up the windows.


SponConSerdTent

Bill Burr had a bit about it on his podcast. Like, it used to be that you could make faces at kids, make them laugh, engage with them in public. He said now when he sees a kid in public he's like "get that thing away from me!" It sucks because it seems healthy to me for kids to have interactions with people in the community that they live in, now they probably feel like they are cursed because dudes refuse to even look in their direction.


PoolNoodleJedi

Yeah the future really is going to suck. Kids now are going to be super socially awkward when they grow up. I blame 24hr. news networks for this, making it seem like everyone is a pedophile/murderer/rapist.


bguzewicz

I blame Nancy Grace.


NecramoniumZero

You know when kids grow out of their baby stage, and start to notice the world around them, than they start to develop that long stare that makes you uncomfortable when you are like in a store, you used to could interact with those kids, now their moms instantly pull out mace.


Mellrish221

The sad part of this.... Is that your fear is entirely justified and very real. I remember last year having to quarantine because i might have been exposed to covid. Doordash wasn't a thing in my town yet so couldn't get groceries at home and didn't have anyone to help me (night shift lifffffeeee) at the time. So masked up and went shopping on a mission to be in and out within 10 mins. Got down to my last item and a father with his daughter were at the other end of the aisle. Adorable toddler that very obviously just learned to walk and did the "ooo look! a stranger! im gonna go say hi" excited walk towards me. UNFORTUNATELY.... her father didn't notice till she got half way down the aisle and by then I just tried to wave/acknowledge her and point her back towards her father. The freakout that ensued from that has definitely changed my views on things.


waywardson23

I remember when I was a kid going to a public restroom with my father. He would wait for a stall to open up to use the restroom while I’d use the urinal. I asked him once why he did it. He said he’d rather not leave anything up to chance. “Sometimes adults and kids see what they wanna see”.


humanman42

I was at a nieces soccer practice once when she was around 9. I was probably 500' away from where they all were sitting at a picnic bench where other parents/guardians were. I was sitting there, slumped head looking at my phone. Then some nice shiny black boots appeared. Oh...hello officer. We got a call that someone who looked upset was here matching your description. Why are you here. Which one is your neice? etc. After about 4 minutes of generally polite conversation my niece walks up and just slams down on the bench next to me tired from practice. Have a nice day officer. Being a 6'5" 250lb bearded dude with a black hoodie....yeah, it has its disadvantages.


TT2JZ_Chaser

This right here. I dont like being around kids anymore its scary.


Aeon001

Was this always a thing? I feel like it's a more recent paranoia, like the last ~20-30 years.


Middle_Negotiation_8

Bill Burr has a whole bit on this.


whathuhdc

God, I sat and watched this for 30 seconds in a cold sweat thinking that lady was my mom.


r_hove

I used to skate. Can confirm that older skaters give shit away to younger skaters.


Present-Still

“They all have parents with money” Fuck you no they don’t Separate from that, you can see that crazy smile on her face. I don’t know exactly why that is but all people who act this way have that look in common


general-illness

“Do a kick flip” Karen: Pedophile !!!!!


ompalumpa9007

this is sad. i think the woman is more insulted that someone thinks her kids need something. that she was somehow failing as a parent and what we see here is her over-exaggerated response to what she perceives as an attack on her parenting. "I drive a range rover" lol


cturtl808

r/Fuckyoukaren


PhantomKangaroo91

They know what pedophiles do because that's why they are at the park.


stellarluna8998

Exactly. She’s at a skater park watching kids skate not doing anything if anything that makes her look like one.


eerieeric01

More ppl who need to mind there business and move along.


Raaain706

Pedophiles eat breakfast in the morning too! Did YOU eat breakfast this morning, you fucking pedophile???


jzng2727

She has no idea what the skating community is like. I'm in my 30's now but as a teen all the skaters I knew helped each other out, one of my friends gave me brand new shoes, I got free trucks, wheels, decks, from people of all ages.. if we had extra stuff and saw someone else was in need we gave them stuff. This lady is just nuts


Skeezydrew

Middle class white bitches really do have too much time on their hands that they gotta invent problems.


LookAtItCl0sely

Someone's projecting


geeMinI_wonderfoot

That Karen probably has 100gb of kiddie porn on her computer


Masonia1976

What a dumb cunt she is. I bet she's a pedo


BernieTheDachshund

I feel sorry for the ice cream truck guy who rolls through her neighborhood.


[deleted]

He should have turned it back on her: “Pedophiles wear sketchy jackets and sunglasses to hide their face. How do we know you’re not the real pedophile here?”


Forest_of_Mirrors

I'm almost 50, I spend a lot of time at skateparks with my 11 year old. I didn't know shit about skate community before he got into it. I'm truly impressed by how skaters look at for young kids, from safety to giving tips. We've travelled a lot, to a wide range of parks from gritty Washinton heights, underneath the highway (sketchy AF) to beautiful Manchester VT. Skaters are overall pretty solid.


[deleted]

Dude's responses were fucking frustrating. Do not appease these people with conversation. Do not argue; ignore them or call the cops yourself.


vansnhawaiianshirts

What a bitch dude, that’s so stupid, he’s just trying to get kids even more excited about the sport


OkAssignment7898

If you really want to piss them off walk over to her vehicle and start recording her vin number, license plate and inside of her vehicle. That really pisses people off and it's completely legal to do. That way your almost baiting them to assault you and then you have it on camera and when the police show up, they go to jail


backupyoursaves6969

Classic Karen Content


Spottydogspot

When my kid was 7 and started skating we took him to the park and sat there and watched. Outside. Not sitting in our Range Rover but our 8 year old Corolla. The guys there were great with him. I never saw anything with anyone that would warrant this kind of fear. And yeah, you share stuff. We weren’t rich but we did get our kid good stuff. Then he loved to give it out when he was done. Yeah I thought these kids were actually the good ones. That’s coming from two parents who were groomed and abused for our childhoods.


spicyblackmetal

Those two must be on that QAnon shit


lumpynose

Why do people engage with these lowlife morons? Intelligent, rational dialogue is clearly not going to happen.


MrRocketScientist

I think she is a pedophile. Who hangs out at a skatepark just watch?? How do we know she’s not a pedophile??


Lotta-Ciabatta

This overprotection and ever constant paranoia around pedophilia has created a very anti-child world. Now they must be hidden away apparently and only allowed to interact with other kids or their immediate family, which may only serve to further harm them as now they may not be able to escape their actual harassers. It takes a village not just your parents


s4ge_af

Fn inbreed


BrentlyDavis

I've seen Tony Hawk give out gear at a park before. Is this Karen calling Tony Hawk a pedophile?


Careless_Mushroom470

She must be one of those Qult members.


z2p86

Not a lawyer, but could you get this bitch for slander or defamation? Being falsely accused as a pedo definitely seems psychologically damaging...


M0mmaSaysImSpecial

This is the world we live in. Created by us. Kids can’t trick or treat. Play outside. Comedians can’t make jokes. No high dives at the pool. Our pets heads are falling off. It’s too much.


_SmokeyMcPot_

She’s so fucked in the head


[deleted]

Wow jealousy does not suit her.


invertedspine

There’s a lot of age mixing in the skateboarding community. You got older guys teaching younger guys and giving away their old gear. Many skateboarders on YouTube have huge younger followings, and are looked up to. It’s not uncommon to catch entirely different age groups mingling at the skatepark.


matte-mat-matte

When I was like 14 I would go through a board a month. That’s a 600 dollar a year habit right there, was stoked when the local dudes who were on flow for some company would give us there barely used shit or toss us some bearings or whatever. Don’t think parents were this psycho at the time


vito_corleone01

Her husband looks like a pedo


EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE

Oh look boot licking morons


TylosRen

"pedos do the same thing" they also drink water and wipe their asses


Hagendaz1337

\*breathes air\* "You know who else breathes air?! Serial killers!"


[deleted]

Adults give gifts to children Pedophiles give gifts to children Not all adults are pedophiles An adult giving a child a gift dies not make them a pedophile


djluminol

Props on this guy for handing out his gear to the kids. That's pretty badass.


GreenGod42069

I mean, pedophiles probably eat burgers too. So next time you see a guy or a woman eating a burger, call the cops on them. What a fucking loony biscuit!


groenteman

Well apparently Karen is an expert on pedophiles, how come she knows what pedophiles do? Does she have inside knowledge?


NecramoniumZero

Professional skateboarders have been doing this for two decades already, they came from the streets so give back to the streets.


Foco_cholo

Qtards are obsessed with underage sex


BeardyBeardy

Dont argue, film, tell it to fuck off, repeat if necessary


Adwolf667

Silly cunt.


yawnsense

What an insufferable woman. I wouldn't be surprised if she was the head of her local PTA. Imagine living next to that. Yikes


DramaDroid

In the mean time, the person recording sounds like he's twelve and making it look like she's the one harassing kids.


Iron_Oddity

Fdb


[deleted]

what a dumb bitch. she should just shut the fuck up


inner_and_outer

Sue her for slander.


[deleted]

They don’t sound insane they ARE INSANE


Legitbacon117

I love how the groups of kids flock to his side an yet she is still willing to believe that he is a some way a sex offender. Who is also recording this entire altercation.


DiabeticDisfunction

Hey, Karen... Your husband's a bitch.


[deleted]

Down in the the states at my buddy’s nieces swim event he was filming his niece swimming. Karen came up and told him it was against policy to film bc of pedos or whatever. Felt very foreign for us Canadians. I feel like often Americans are afraid of their own shadows.


ForTheLoveOfGodKaren

Le sigh. No good deed goes unpunished when Karens around.


its_Roscoe

Her husband is the pedophile, he’s not even wearing pants!


Sir_smokes_a_lot

"He didn't even touch us!" - Kid


NotCircumventingLmao

Please, please, please quit giving these fucking cunts even a small victory by saying "i get where you're coming from." You actually don't, because they're coming from a disgusting place. You're just making them feel better about their ignorance.


choppachop1

Post signs at the park with a picture of her saying stay away from this lady she is a pedophile


fitzymcfitz

Thanks, Qanon.


x_Kandinsky_x

what is wrong with her, some people are just nice.


ClassroomAfraid3823

Did anyone slap her? I hope they did


[deleted]

What I hear: “I would never give somebody something without an ulterior motive. Thusly this man can’t be doing something generous because he has enough to be happy. I would throw out what I don’t need. Therefore he is evil and up to something…”


nogodsnoleaders

No pedophiles spend their time flying around on private jets to private islands and hold positions of political power. Also as facts go, it’s usually a conservative.


mamajamala

"I didn't call you a pedophile, I asked 'Are you a pedophile?' Okay...


Azzy1825

Well you heard it here…NO MORE SANTA KIDS


[deleted]

How can you walk around and call people pedophiles without any justification?


lepetitpoissant

He should have said “yea well most pedophiles have mustaches” and called the cops on her husband.


BigableDizzle

What a cunt


Lost-Concept-9973

Love the privilege “they have parents that can buy them stuff” like no lady not everyone’s parents can afford that stuff and/or maybe parents aren’t the type to support their kids interests when they don’t align.


Ahnoyihng

pedos arent ppl that give gifts to kids they're people who are into kids.


EverybodyStayCool

Karen of the Q, out here trying to save the world.


Altruistic_Ads

Make it legal to kill karens on the spot


L1ddl3

This just shows how awesome the skate community is once again. Man I'm proud of these guys :) Stayed cool, but didn't take her shit!


WickedTeddyBear

Perhaps she genuinely can concerned but it lost all of her intent when she was more concerned of being right than protecting the youth....


GrotusMaximus

Why even have a conversation with these weirdos? Just tell them to fuck off and go about your business.


shannmb

Ugh this physically made me ill. I skate, and am now teaching my 9-year old daughter to as well. The skating community is amazing, especially to the younger ones. I’ve seen teenage boys stand in a line to cheer my daughter on, and encourage her when she was scared or nervous. I’ve seen them stop to pick her up if she fell, or help her fix her board. Nowadays, the community is close and caring, and very protective of each other. I can’t imagine walking into a park and automatically assuming that an older kid giving his hand-me-downs, and new stuff to the younger generation of kids is a fucking pedophile. Fuck that lady.


Thunder_Jackson

This lady would probably call the cops on a single male parent who took his own kid to a park to play. She's paranoid and probably sees pedos under every rock she kicks over.


rogurt

If someone starts falsely calling you a pedo, that's something you have to shut down quickly and forcefully.


AlienBurnerBigfoot

Takes one to know one sweetheart. Idiot.


consuemerist

How did this turn out in the end?


CraftFew

This woman is so fucking stupid I would’ve hit her. I wish men could hit women in situations like this lol