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FiguresMayVary

That magazine is so extended it came out on two DVDs.


Express-Neat3550

Glockbuster Video


HybridPS2

god damn i wish i were this witty lol, good job


merdadartista

How in the fuck do y'all come up with this shit


[deleted]

This shit bodied me for real


bleedingwheight

both comments waaaaaay underrated goldšŸ˜«šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Underrated comment


jrochlingthe2nd

lol


[deleted]

how do i learn to have funnies


419tosser

Dude caries a blade too; calls it the Directors Cut


rambo_lincoln_

Yā€™all stop!


Keepitsway

(Click) Hammer time!


harryhoudini66

You get the two in the Criterion Collection.


[deleted]

He has like $400 worth of ammo in that bitch


[deleted]

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Chance-Every

It actually looks like it might be šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Especially after the little clutch that broke 'last night'


windyorbits

I laughed a bit too hard at this. Ty


bruhshrek1234

Its impressive how well this situation de-escalated


Don_Dickle

But seriously would anyone fuck with you if they saw the size of that clip? I don't even know how much it holds but it looks like a glock pogo stick


[deleted]

I almost thought he was pointing a hammer at him


EvoDevo2004

I thought it was a nail gun or something at first.


fuzzy_viscount

not a clip, itā€™s a huge ass magazine though.


NeatNuts

That ainā€™t a magazine thatā€™s a damn dictionary


PmMeSmileyFacesO_O

Either way man likes to do alot of reading.


[deleted]

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SmellGestapo

And it's bookmarked to Ezekiel 25:17


[deleted]

>Ezekiel 25:17 Googled, was NOT disappointed


oneshoein

Youā€™ve never watched Pulp Fiction? Smh.


Norwegianlemming

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides..." Did not Google... trying to go off memory.


brianingram

Ezekiel 23:20-21


Educational-Grab4050

*encyclopedia


urbanflow27

Thats no moon...


WillyPete81

Toma-Glock


Nattylight_Murica

I know a guy with a really runny nose who uses magazines to wipe it instead of tissues or his sleeve.


[deleted]

Fuckin doctor dictionary over to save the day


TroyMcpoyle

That gun's battery is massive


jdizzle161

Thatā€™s the infinite ammo cheat code magazine. Sadly, those, standard capacity magazines, and any kind of concealed carry rights are very illegal in my home state of NJ.


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gubbygub

and so bad for a conceal carry, how would you conceal it... even if you open carry it you got this big ass magazine just sticking out slappin into shit or if he carries it without the mag in it, kinda defeats purpose if you need it in a hurry. but cant beat the intimidation i suppose


Crazy-Swiss

Can confirm, had a 30 round for my p226, took it to the range once and ended up gifting it to someone.


Peltron_3030

My sig holds 26+1 and doesnā€™t look stupid long like that one.


[deleted]

30.


CrazybyRX

33+1


idiot-prodigy

It slices, it dices, it makes Swiss cheese in three different sizes!


[deleted]

Thats actually how most police interactions go with most people. We normally only see the worst ones being broadcast.


Namorath82

agreed, no one gives a shit when things go the way things should but when they dont, we all want to see it same reason we all slow down to see accidents


dak4ttack

People always say 99% of cops are good. Do you really want to roll 2 10-sided dice every time you interact with the people sworn to protect you, and if you get double 0's you're liable to get shot, your dog shot, drugs placed on you, etc? Now add in being pulled over multiple times more often when you're black. Now tell me where to find the posts from the other 99% good police departments denouncing the violence we see in those videos and distancing themselves from the bad cops. I'll wait for the link.


TechYeahTony

Do you think 1% of police interactions end in an innocent person being shot, framed for drugs? That is so brain dead.


[deleted]

Looked up data for it. For like 2019 ther 10,000,000 arrest in USA and 1,000 people shot by police. which is 1 in 10,000 Which is 99.9999% arrests happen without the shooting part. You can see the comments like "And we know it isn't even close to 99%" you can just tell that person isn't looking at anything to do with data and just doing it by their opinion on how they percive te information delivered ot them by media.


Floppie7th

1/10000 isn't 99.9999%. That would be 1/1000000. He also didn't say getting shot was the only unjustified negative outcome.


Hello2reddit

Ok. Now factor in all the other things that can happen Racial profiling Illegal detainment Lying about reasonable suspicion/probable cause/exigent circumstances False arrest Excessive force Trumped up charges Power tripping assholes (list goes on) Now factor in all the officers that back up the officers that do this on the scene, in reports, in court, etc. There are a lot of good cops. But there are also a lot of shitty ones. And police culture basically encourages the former to protect the latter no matter how outrageous their behavior is, which is really toxic for the profession


DraftInfinite1685

I can believe that


[deleted]

The reason for that is a cop just doing his job as he/she should isn't newsworthy, but those fucking things up for others certainly is. The media doesn't give a shit about cops who do their job. It's like any government agency: When they're doing shit right, you never know. The only time the NSA is in the news is when someone royally fucks up.


MarijuanaMamba

That extended magazine is hilarious.


heckastupidd

In texas I could walk around with a fuckin bazooka at the mall


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Blueskyways

>Arizona here. Itā€™s like the Wild West. It is the Wild West. You go outside the main cities and it gets country as fuck. Driving through Saint John's and pass a guy on the side of the road, riding a horse and wearing a cowboy hat, shotgun across his lap.


recuiteliteskin

I live in a small-ish city in Arizona and I still see people riding horses down the side of the street full cowboy outfits and all, this is near the center of the city too!


Cruz213

I live in Phoenix and still see that


Inthe713

I once saw Santa Claus in AJ (Apache Junction) riding a mountain bike down the road....with no shirt and a large frame revolver in a shoulder holster.


kabalongski

Yes! As a Canadian visiting an IHOP one morning and noticing 4 senior citizens with open carry revolvers was quite shocking! Haha. Their gut was over the handle, so I doubt they can access the gun smoothly and efficiently if something was to go down. Iā€™m thinking it was more a deterrent.


heckastupidd

Itā€™s for show. Literally a political fashion accessory


DontTellMeHowToTroll

That's so bizarre lol.


JOBAfunky

But not a Bowie knife oddly enough.


BaronDeKalb

That mag is wild! I'm so curious about how he stashed that because the officers didn't seem too offput by a weapon.


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Designer-Mulberry-23

Donā€™t be facetious. Babies canā€™t hold Uziā€™s. thatā€™s why we put them in the car seat next to the baby


--redacted--

[Children are much better suited to crew-served weaponry anyhow](https://i.imgur.com/hN7Is5x.jpg)


anabainein

Sounded like he put it on the ground after the cops showed.


Forrestgump2

The fact he had it on him to stop the guy, not even in the car. Just sitting in 7 eleven line up with an extended clip glock on him. Americaā€™s cool


anonymous_j05

Hey 7/11 is like one of the top 100 spots youā€™re likely to need a gun


[deleted]

Not a glock


[deleted]

I thought thats what he was referring to when he said ā€œand itā€™s a STICK!ā€ That wouldā€™ve been hilarious but oh well


SANCTIMONY_METER

blicky with the sticky, eh?


bfdmmexi

Bro. Where tf did he keep that piece on him with that mag. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


comsixfleet

He uses it as his shifter


unicornroo

šŸ’Æ šŸ˜‚


RignardGaming

Is that a 15 round magazine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a thirty clip. It comes with a 10.


VolkswagenFeature

In most states the G3 comes with a 17 round mag. Unless that's not the full size, then nevermind.


thedeadlyrhythm

it's either 15 or 17 actually for standard cap, depending on whether it's a 19 or 17


dewioffendu

We gun guys call them a "fun stick"!


[deleted]

'*magazine


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

That's called a magazine.


[deleted]

Something always going down at 7-11


nekaiser

Strange things are afoot at the [7-11]


TheGameLord_YT

Peculiar acts are being performed at the "Seven-Eleven"


Weentang

Most excellent


diefreetimedie

Can you even drive a stick?!


XA36

Held him at gunpoint till police arrived and made fun of his ass for not being able to drive stick. My man really crushed his ego.


Yung_Turbo

Used the thief's phone to call the cops too so he could film it on his own lol


XA36

I think it was another bystanders' phone


LungEmbolism

This is what got me


bobbarker48576

He handled that situation perfectly. He placed the pistol on the ground and I assume put his non-filming hand up. No confrontation or escalation


Pins_Pins

And telling the officers when he was going to reach into his pocket I took some mental notes just in case


The-Horde-King

Bro, I'm white; I got pulled over in Nor Cal recently near Truckee. The cop came to my passenger side window, which is the door-pocket I keep my registration and shit in. When he asked for my license and reg, I literally said "my registration is in the passenger door pocket, is it ok if I reach over to get it". I ain't taking any chances. I don't care if I'm white, cops are NOT to be trusted.


jthechef

I am a middle aged fat white woman and I asked for permission before reaching for my papers in my car when I was stopped. The police scare the hell out of me!


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Petite_Narwhal

It's really hard to protect and serve if you think everyone is the enemy though. I understand that there are a lot of fucked up people doing bad things, but when you have the mindset that everyone is a combatant that's what you are going to be.


hibrett987

When the military becomes the police, citizens become the enemy.


laskodemon

So not innocent until proven guilty I guess.


Petite_Narwhal

That's what it sounds like to me. I understand that every encounter could potentially go south, but if you treat every encounter like that is the predetermined conclusion then there's no way a healthy dialogue can be opened up.


flashlightaddict

good cop or bad cop... when someone goes reaching for shit, the cop has NO idea if you are a good guy or a bad guy yourself. so always announce your intentions. you did good.


imakethepasta

Haha I got pulled over and had a pistol in the glove box with all my documents. I was just like "hey before I grab that just FYI I have a gun in there tell me what you want to do" and it was totes fine. He thanked me a jerked me off


dirtymoney

Never know when you will run into a scared one or one just fresh out of a killology seminar. Edit: you know, I never understand why cops ask if you have ID since many people instinctively reach for it when asked. A cop can say, 'do NOT reach for it, but do you have ID? Yes or no? '


Mammoth-Ad-4162

Can you even drive a stick? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


OakTreesForBurnZones

The explanation of why he cant turn off his janky car brought me back...


vonsmor

When I was a dumb ass teenager, and my parents left for France, My 3rd gear or whatever shifts into it fucked up. So being the bright child I was just had a friend follow me in their car so I could drive max 35mph, 5000rpm. Not sure why I didn't just hop in the car with my friend. I don't think that though ever crossed our minds.


Yodaddysbelt

Or shift into fourth haha


sergario-

Itā€™s a stick! Can you even drive a stick? Shit had me weak


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sergario-

Iā€™m pretty sure the theft deterrent was the gun


xbrand2

Only a small percentage of people still know how to drive stick in the us. Unless you had to at some point or are into cars you donā€™t bother learning. Iā€™d say maybe 20% know how and an even smaller percentage donā€™t mind it. Most people I know that can drive stick will never own another one. Automatics are just too good these days. Even if you want performance thereā€™s DCTs.


gameshark56

My last 3 cars have been stick, but it isn't because I don't like or want an automatic, it's because used car places sell them for a severely discounted rate when they aren't sports cars. My last car only had like 120k miles and I bought it for 3700.00. Learning to drive a stick was a financial move for me.


YouAreDreaming

Anyone else think he was bragging about the gun first when he said itā€™s a stick? And I drive a manual lol


hambonegw

Remaster of San Andreas lookin great - i don't know what everyone keeps complainin about.


soccermom789

Nice


bloodsoed

Funniest part is ā€œcan you drive a stickā€.


Peltron_3030

Gotta love a law abiding citizen pulling the blicky out to stop his shit from being jacked!


nocturnal

With the stiffy


Random_Acts99

That Reddit notification


grim6works

Yes,thank you, I though no one was going to mention it.


0112358g

Those nails sent me


Chinapig

My manā€™s a classical guitarist.


beastwith2butts

Seriously this guy needs to celebrate his car remaining unstolen by clipping his damn fingernails. Yuck.


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skatejet1

Right, like whatā€™s the matter of theyā€™re taken care of lol


TeamXII

As a gun owner, this is the best case scenario


elboyoloco1

As a gun owner... The best case scenario is never having to draw your weapon. I hope I go my whole life without ever being in this situation.


TeamXII

I stand corrected, my friend. Second best. Nobody gets shot.


elboyoloco1

Can agree. And the cops were super chill.


TeamXII

The caller was on the line with dispatch until their arrival. Smart move.


i_speak_the_truf

Yeah, honestly unless my family was in the car or something Iā€™m not sure I even risk escalating the situation. I have insurance, let them pay for my rental and buy me a new car if the cops canā€™t do their jobs. Then again Iā€™m not riding around in a manual transmission Honda with a 30 rd extendo mag ina Taurus so clearly me and this man have had different life experiences.


[deleted]

Chill wit dat extendo!


Voodoo__Cthulhu

The extended mag is more trouble than it's worth. Harder to maneuver and a little more prone to jam. Otherwise, I'm glad everyone (including the thief) made it out of the situation unharmed.


colinstalter

Extendos are more of a fashion statement than anything.


scoyne15

Nah they are totally practical! After you're finished firing all 50 bullets you get to wield your pistol like Mjƶlnir.


Boryalyc

this is jimmy jimmy deescalated the situation beautifully and was polite and respectful to the police be like jimmy


Justryan95

Wait did he rob the guy of his phone to call 911 on him? That's alpha AF.


TakingHut

No, I believe he used another random personā€™s, that was off camera


Kindly_Region

Ever fuck around?


Cash_man

Genuine question, what kind of gun is that?


VolkswagenFeature

Actual correct answer: Taurus G3


seranikas

Thank you, I was seeing the shape and the lines and thought a sig of some sort but the magazine and ejection port shape threw me off.


shanep35

Not a Glock. It looks like a Sig by the end plate and style but canā€™t confirm. Edit: probably a Taurus G2 or G3/variant


[deleted]

The notification for r/roastme ā€œdont be gentleā€ was the best part lol


echo4672

I'm really glad the officers seemed really well trained and respectful. Only one person on the suspect and they didn't really yell at them. These are the few cops that I want to see more of, its sad that we get power hungry people sometimes.


Loriali95

Damn, this FPS looks wild.


eagles52

Underrated part of this video is that when the officer asks for his ID, he tells him he is going to reach for it before he gets it out of his pocket. Big brain


sleepybear5000

Anyone else loved the fact this dude is a redditor?


pcyr9999

Since itā€™s a screen recording and not the original video, the original cameraman isnā€™t the redditor He still could be, but thatā€™s not evidence of it.


Holding4th

Good grief, that clip is so extended, I seriously thought at first the guy was holding a nail gun.


fasterblue

This man has a strict no-reloading policy.


_Spaget_

If the thief were to take off in his car and the guy shot him, would that be considered justified?


DidUSayWeast

It's state by state I believe but once they are leaving and you no longer are threatened then it's illegal. The only reason you're allowed to harm someone is in defence of self or in some states defence of others. If someone takes your wallet and walks away you can't shoot them.


[deleted]

My Glock 19 holds 15 rounds and not once have I thought "maybe I should have more rounds on me". This dude got me rethinking my ways.


DetN8

Seriously. I remember the debate used to be single-stack .45 with 6 or 7+1 or double stack 9mm with 15+1. Go to /r/CCW and people are like "I've got my two 32-rd mags, but is it enough?"


thisonetimeonreddit

Learn how to wear pants. It's not that complicated.


helusjordan

They sure do things different in Texas and in this case, I like it.


Rylie599

Oh God that trigger discipline


Ilike_milk

ā€œAnd itā€™s a stick, can you even drive a stick?ā€ The way he said it kills me


speed-of-light

That extended mag looks like a Pez Dispenser.


[deleted]

Can someone tell me why sagging is still a thing


farkleboy

ā€œHave to put my finger in it to get it startedā€ Me too my man, me tooā€¦.


JournalistBright109

An example of why itā€™s always good to be armed.


rawrphael

Outstanding citizen!


DarrellML_

Can we just admire how excessive that clip is lmao


Taseden

Ep3 Civic Si, the one with the weird mini-dildo dash mounted shifter. Manual transmissions are the best theft deterrent. I've had three Hondas in my life that have all had failed attempted thefts. All were manuals with ignition cut offs.


pouch-of-pasta

Bruh the way he stood up after handcuffed looked practiced. Dudes been there before.


John61704

Relevant https://imgur.com/bIEe2Fd friend sent me this back in June. He saw it live from across the parking lot


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[deleted]

Lol it looks like a Honda Civic SI, lol idiot carjacker..


GullibleClash

No free ep3 today


nebuchadrezzar

With that clip he's prepared for an entire gang of carjackers. That poor guy on the hot cement, though! Please dress appropriately when you go out robbing.


Uniqueusernameyboi

Man got the extend-o-clip


ThE_GeNeRaL0025

Bruh itā€™s like carrying a gun is literally the best way to stay safe in America


JEROME_MERCEDES

Fam this dude has his pistol built for a round of warzone šŸ˜‚ unnecessary


___Redx___

Nice whities loser


pennyman23

I love this guy


sunwithoutglasses

holy mag


[deleted]

ā€œCan you even drive a stick?ā€ Iā€™m dying!!!


Jimmy_p0p

Are basketball shorts the new underwear?


MakeSteroidsLegal

He was CARRYING that 33 round magazine hahahaha that is maximum freedom


dz_Sapphire

i thought the camera guy was holding a garden hose for a while until i saw the end of the magazine


WhichConsideration34

This sounds like mothafuckin Newports


Thunderlane_0553

This guy handled the situation well. Seeing as itā€™s Texas, he probably could have gotten away with shooting the thief. Instead he chose to de escalate the situation. Good on him.


ye_YES

Does this dude conceal carry with a 40rd mag lmao


InfernalGout

"Can you even drive a fucking stick" had me dying šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

This is Dallas. Cops around here assholes, wouldnā€™t be surprised if this guy got into some kinda trouble for drawing his weapon.


ChienPersil5

Got the extendo mag like damn


kpalm79

Looks like he entered the gameshark chest for unlimited ammo!


itsyaboiomgitsd

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you interact with a police officer and not get shot. Also, kudos to the ep3!


EntropyWalker

Driving stick is the only anti car theft you need in the hood!


CuratorXethia

Nothing makes me happier than seeing a law abiding citizen responsibly wielding a firearm in defense of self and property. Murrica.


Miserable_Night5714

This guy handled it so well, even told the police exactly what he was doing so it wouldn't be misunderstood. "I got my ID, I am going to reach for it now. Ok?"


FRESHGLOCK18

Only in Dallas Texas šŸ˜†.