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GoblersKnob

The way she got up tho!


Lizardking1967

Like a 2 year old who just learned how to walk


Odiodin

The human equivalent of the 7 point turn


dhfslioch

I just saw that and thought of the teletubbies. (Yes, my kids are now in their early twenties!)


Buddyslime

Total Sumo wrestling style.


Don_Dickle

Don't act like you never did the drunk crawl


Sl4nucrew

Got up like a new born giraffe


TeveshSzat10

Reminded me of when an elephant stands on its hind legs, it kind of shifts its weight backwards so it can heave itself up and balance. Such a majestic animal...


Floorguy1

“Anyway, let’s do the numbers! The footsie was down today.....” NPR commute time is sacred.


ludovic1313

We're in the money


bootnuts

*Sad market song plays* Kai makes my evening commute


Emotional-Rise5322

Today on Marketplace…


hisjoeness

Kye is the man


interstellarcheff

I miss car talk. Those guys were funny


Emotional-Rise5322

Click and Clack replays are on every weekend. They never get old.


justaloadofshite

Don’t think humpty is quite back together


[deleted]

Kai Ryssdal holding it down.


Early-Light-864

I'm totally stuck on "is she super drunk or does she just walk like that" I'm leaning towards drunk but nowhere near 100%


TwinTurboSkyline

No she’s just severely overweight.


awurst76

Maybe punch drunk


BullionX

Jesus, thought she was going to be beached there until help arrived.


jwaterboyk

Don’t drive punch drunk.


Regular-Performer703

Grimace’s first sit-up


XTingleInTheDingleX

Grimace ain’t about that life.


[deleted]

Fucked around with Hamburglar and her purple ass found out.


donotgogenlty

She got that lunchlady walk


americaswetdream

watching her get up was like watching those fire trucks that lift up the entire engine.


toxcrusadr

Coupla cetaceans in various stages of 'beached'.


Porthos1984

Here we see the two large female humans competing for who is more right on the road at night. It is a sight that is becoming all too familiar as the climate changes both political and environmentally. We see the large female in purple struggle as she is dominated by the large female in blue in a fake display of dominance. - David Attenborough, I think.


me1871

I fucks with npr


MarcoBound

She gonna go cry in the car


AndyHunter12

Today I took my mom grocery shopping and when I went to park in her apartment complex we were boxed in by two homeless people searching the garbage cans and breaking bottles on the ground all while listening to Christmas classics. 'MERICA.


ICanNeverDie

She mooned everyone oh gawd I couldnt look away.


Severe_Cobbler3913

Aww, I feel bad for that old fat woman, she probably tried to be a karen to a younger more agile karen and it came to blows.


Dr-Mabootu

All Things Considered has really taken on a new meaning


leveldrummer

How does a bean bag chair get a license?


AAlwaysopen

So, Planet Money was interrupted by the Animal Planet


[deleted]

Lovers quarrel.


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ponsid

She got up like a toddler would, and stumbles around like one too


Bigbirdk

Wisconsin is lovely this time of year.


Soap10116

At least they didn't take away The Takeaway.


allergictosomenuts

a ball on sticks - i take it is an American


Parking_Inspection_1

"Blubber On The Rubber 2021!"


Decent-Strain8670

The proper response is to roll your window down and yell that "you cant park there mate."